#he cant do it on command

[sunwarmed-ash]

It is Wednesday, my dudes

here's some Spiderman ficage(Explicit)

#fic recs #my fics #into the multiverse #mirror images #deja vu #seperation anxiety #cat got your tongue #the new kid #he cant do it on command #for your entertainment #im a bad guy #onyx vinyl #pandoras box #starker #spideybrock #spideyvenom #petercest #parksborn #blackspider #spidercat #find me on ao3 #sunwarmed ash #links in bio #all peter parkers #aged up peter parker #peter parker #venom #felica hardy #harry osborn #tony stark

[nordidia]

t r e a t

rahp

#sojn #asks! #sorry if u wanted me to draw smth but i do not do that on command lmfao #im like miles morales #“he can draw watch anddd now” #“...........i cant do it on command” #“he cant do it on command. :D”

[cold-neon-ocean]

My dogs my beloved dogs!! The first line of beastial spirit vine soldiers from my LoK AU. Created by Baatar when during experimentation, he discovered the spirit energy after being condensed causes the vines to react strangely to machinery and processed material. Turning the inorganic to organic.

These soldiers are comprised of spirit vines that have mutated in reaction to the condensed activated spirit energy and adhered themselves to the suits. Similar to "mimics" in a way, they can conceal their mouths fully so they're indistinguishable from human soldiers, though very astute earthbenders may notice they neither breathe nor have a heartbeat.

#LoK #Legend of Korra #LoK AU: Sovereign Guard #Neon Ocean Art #[ *pointing* looookk my puppies! #they are so 'get your fuckin dog bitch. it dont bite. yes it do' coded you know??? #I've had these sketches for nearly 3 years omfg that is how long I've been wanting to talk about them #and this is only series 1 there are other variants including the mecha suits #There is so much more going on with them as well #they aren't sentient they cant think at all #in essence they are funny little plant dudes hehehe #only Baatar and Kuvira know about them and they're hidden throughout their forces #of course they can't do any bending either but that doesn't mean they aren't capable of holding their own #any time you see an immediate security detail around Baatar specifically you can guarantee it's mostly comprised of these #they start out rather simplistic where they just take orders and not much else #but over time they start slowly mutating on their own such as becoming more prone to reacting to Baatar's emotions without him realizing #or taking commands he hasn't said yet #they're also the perfect disposal service for things you want gone and not found #they'll eat anything ]

[xamaxenta]

Happy belated to the actual love of my life what the hell when did my dumb crush turn into full frontal adoration??

#portgas d ace #ace #fire fist ace #second division commander #one piece #one piece fanart #whitebeard pirates #my art #wanted to try… something new? #he’s very cute nonetheless #I’m not sure how i feel…? about it as always but #its all i have i cant do much else #but!!! next time I draw Ace it’s another day another ace and another concept #i have time to explore #happy new year you motherfuckers (affectionate)

[u5an5]

Theory: The Clone X was not Cody like some people think or even Fives (I know he's been dead for a very long time but so was Boba Fett and look where we are. Plus, Echo was supposed to be certainly dead too; making him Winter Soldier-esque storyline wouldn't be that surprising) or not even Slick.

((Also, now that we've seen his face devoid of any tattoos or scars I think first two takes are definitely not applicable anymore; they wouldn't put that much effort to make him unrecognizable))

Back to the point: In my opinion, The Clone X was none other than...

Fox.

Now let me explain.

Who else, other than X, was loyal to the law and justice dictated by it over any moral or ethic code?

Fox.

Who else was portrayed with such single-minded focus on hunting down traitors of the government he served, regardless of what it was?

Fox.

Who else could know not only Coruscant so well but also identify Rex like they knew each other?

He already was a remarkably successful tracker of traitors, why not make him more efficient by pointing them out for him?

Good soldiers follow orders, after all.

#clone assassin #commander fox #star wars tbb #i know that hes got killed really early after Order in comics but i would honestly prefer him to die this way #the bad batch spoilers #commander cody #arc trooper fives #tcw slick #cc 1010 #star wars #sw tbb #sw the bad batch #the bad batch season 3 #tbb theory #we dont even know for sure how he looks like cause in one moment we see corries without helmets all of them have standard paintjob #idk if its just animation error but because of it we cant be 100% sure fox ever regreted it without him being shown grieving with rest #hes just taking a breath when fives is dying and personaly i see it more as him rolling his eyes that rex is being mushy with traitor #but there are 3 clones behind fox when hes shown and then the one taking off his helmet stands beside 2 others so it may actualy be it??? #and if he DOES regret it imo is more in 'shame i had to do it' rather than 'shame i did it' way if you know what i mean #hes just doing his job and hes GOOD at it. not his fault that him being competent is bad for the good guys #my point is: outside of one page incomic that can be at any point made noncanon or recontextualized theres no evidence that it cant be him #they already retconed more important things. why not this? #i think its likely that in case im right we can assume that all named corries were made into CloneX #none of them appeared yet despite how much of action happens on coruscant #and only thorn died on screen; in a way preventing him from being viable option nonetheless #three hits point blank months before Order seem unlikely but theyve done weirder things so him returning wouldnt be THAT weird so uhh idk #but yeah cx-02 is tech #winter soldiering doesnt stop #i mean THIS could be fox/other corrie but it being tech is way too cliche oportunity to waste it on them (derogatory towards disney) #pls disney let corries hunt down traitors like they used to pls

[p4nishers]

"we make our own decisions, our own choices and we have to live with them too"

#the bad batch #HE FULLY BLAMES HIMSELF I CANT DO THIS #commander cody #codywan #tbb #the bad batch s2 #clone wars #obi wan kenobi #star wars #tbb s2 #tbb spoilers

[lunarharp]

when an obsessed orufrey person plays ace attorney for the first time in a while

#witch hat tag #orufrey #you know those times when the defendant is still in shambles at the end of a case because it was not a clear-cut thing #but you get to present one Special Sentimental piece of evidence that proves not all is lost #qifrey's breakdown would be like... he turns up calm and pleasant like dahlia kristoph gant etc but very quickly: #well first he's hiding his scar so you have to use the bracelet and also you find out about the seal on his hat using that. #eventually he is throwing water that comes out of nowhere like that coffee prosecutor guy. and his cape starts billowing #the more he breaks down his neck thingies start coming undone btw. To represent his descent into guilt and his LIES becoming undone. #course as the player i have already used my magatama and seen his 35894 psychelocks. but theyre those BLACK psychelocks #representing his repressed memories taken by the brimhats. also his glasses shatter out of nowhere when you keep presenting evidence #and tartah's testimony etc. and the player is like UHH this guy is A PUPPET MASTER but coco's heartfelt testimony commands the tone #and of course he's someone who has been twisted and damaged by trauma like adrian andrews. the mastermind is of course the brimhats #only me with my magatama knows that... only i can do it. It has to be me..... #just like how as the reader i can see everything about qifrey and i can hold him dear as much as i judge him #whereas if i were oru things would not be ok unless memories can be restored and mentally ill decisions can be illuminated #WELL ANYWAY !!!!! what i appreciate about ace attorney is its ability to mix silliness with seriousness #i cant usually make jokes about serious heavy heartbreaking stuff in witch hat because it is all very intense emotions for me #but i appreciate ace attorney's mix of sincerity and psychological pain and the inherent silliness to being a character in a situation #so.....Get Iguin on the stand. Now. BAILIFF.. TAKE OFF THE MASK #i would most love to be able to prove qifrey's eyesight is failing. hed be like I have no reason to pursue the brimhats (smiles pleasantly) #and it would be like You're lowering your gaze.. proof that the court lighting is too harsh for you..! #his glasses would crack at that moment btw. I used apollo's bracelet and saw the glyphs on the glass. #I know all about u. and i will save u

[delusionalmultifandomwriter]

Being on The Clone Wars Tumblr for the first time ever.

First of all, Codywan is slay!

But since when do we simp over Fox!? I thought in 2014 we all simultaniously agreed that we hate him because he shot Fives?! Da fuck!

Disclaimer: I do not mean to attack anyone with this post, i am sure you have your reasons. Please enlighten me.

#clone wars #codywan #commander fox #arc trooper fives #clone trooper fives #fives my boi #when did this happen?! #that episode traumatized me at the ripe age off 9 and i never watched it again #that was 9 years ago #like the episode where ahsoka leaves the jedi order #i legit never watched it again #season 6 episode 4 #yall are better people than me for forgiving him #maybe he is hardworking and carrying for the Coruscant Guards but he shot Fives?! #why do you make him so sweet #he is a monster?! (he made me cry when i was 9 years old and probably still would now and i cant get over it) #no shame to your hcs!

[clonehub]

i think cody doesn't understand how children work. i think if a toddler he was vaguely familiar with stood by him with their arms extended and said "up! up!" cody would look up at the ceiling. and rex would laugh and cody wouldn't get it still. i think if a kid was running a pretend restaurant and didn't give him his order he'd try and lecture them on being a good business owner and customer service. and then the kid would give him an imaginary cold burger and cody would tattle to rex.

#ch posts #rex explaining that cause shes the restuarant owner she can do what she wants cody's like no she cant #shitpost #commander cody #this is an exaggeration of course #i think he just feels awkward around kids

[fbj723]

based off of nocti’s affection story ch2 >:3c

uncropped ver + some close ups

#still sadge that nocti doesnt call you partner in his affection story :(((( #but its ok he still acts like hes your partner throughout the whole thing #and thats all that matters tbh hehehehehshhdjsj #theyre totally a married couple just running a bar/diner together #and when nocti asks at the end of the whole story if they can go back to doing this when the wars over…….. #pls my heart cant HANDLE THIS HES SO HSHDHJSJD #pgr #my art #pgr noctis #pgr commandant #pgr oc #fbj ocs #punishing gray raven #战双帕弥什 #パニグレ #oh yeah just to hide this lil bit of info at the end apparently the kitchen theyre in is rlly RLLY small #so when coco is up close i mean they are VERY VERY CLOSE TO NOCTI #BC THE KITCHEN IS INSANELY SMALL #and nocti is very big i blame him for taking up most of the space hehfhhshfjs

[basilbots]

An Eclipse headcanon of mine He acts like he's purposefully being sooo scary and cool when his eyes switch when in reality it's leftover code from Moon that's meant to activate when there is a threat. In Eclipse's case any kind of distress can trigger this even if there isn't anyone actually around. Functionally they don’t do anything different. With Moon it can also activate his night vision, but Eclipse doesn’t even get that either.

#basil art #sun and moon show #tsams #sams eclipse #eclipse #like making this guy a loser #he cant do it on command only when he is spooked

[sunwarmed-ash]

🔥Sinful Sunday🔥

He can't do it on command (but he's working on it)

Fandom: Spiderman Multiverse(Post No Way Home)

Ship: Peter 1/Peter 2/Peter 3

Rating: Explicit, overt sexual content

Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, aged up Peter 1, edging, cock cages, public sex, humiliation, public orgasm, established relationship, BDSM elements, orgasm training, one shot, daddy kink

Summary:

“I hate you,” Peter huffs at Parker, and of course, the dickhead is still smiling, like the self-smug asshole he is. 

“What! Aww, you mean you’re not having fun?” Parker coos, gripping his oversensitive cock under the table so hard he yelps. Parker grins. “Sure feels like you are.”

Peter’s cheeks flush horribly.  

"Please, Daddy, I'm sorry-" he pleads when Parker’s finger trace over his throbbing and still leaking head. 

"Sorry? Whatever for sweetheart?"

Parker’s grip loosened just to suddenly tighten tighter and Peter grabbed the table, biting into his cheek to keep from yelling out again. If Parker kept that up he would cum. Probably hard too since it's been days. There's no way he’s going to be able to keep that quiet. 

People were starting to look at them again. And even if Peter did have the biggest exhibitionist kink of the three of them, he was starting to panic a little, and he didn’t want their fun to be cut short by a pissed-off manager or the cops tossing them out. 

"I can’t, I can’t do it, I’m too worked up," he pants, face redder than the tablecloth. He could, but he didn't want to leave anyone a mess... 

"Hmm, I think you're gonna have to try a little harder baby, because I think you can. But you better be quick, she's almost back with your drink. You have until then to cum or you won’t tonight."

"What! No, Daddy-" Peter started to whine but he was cut short by the feeling of Parker's slick hand pumping his cock and Pete’s tugging on his balls. 

Peter’s head is swimming. 

She’s getting so close. He can hear her combat boots echo off the cheap plastic flooring of this place. 

He’s so close. He’s gonna cum, fuck.

Oh god, she's looking at him now... 

#sinful sunday #petercest #all peter parkers #aged up!peter parker #no way home #the amazing spiderman 2 #spider man #andrew!peter parker #tom!peter parker #tobey!peter parker #polyamory #he cant do it on command #tasm 2 #harry osborn #find me on ao3 #kofi support keeps me out of capitalisms clutches #links in bio #reblogs are free ways to support me! #i post new stuff every sunday

[bambiraptorx]

Thinking about not quite hidden splinter and how his mutation has now completely changed the way he interacts with people in more ways than one. Because on the one hand, he fits in now, he looks more like a resident of the Hidden City than ever before. He looks like a yokai and there's no reason anyone would question that, to the point that when Draxum first meets him he automatically assumes Splinter is a yokai, because really, what else would he be?

But also, Splinter as a ferret has very different body language than Splinter as a human did. Not only does he have different physical features, but to some extent he also has new behavioral responses to go with them. He has a tail, fur, different ears, all of which show emotion in ways that are completely foreign to him and very readable to the people around him. His mutation has made him more openly emotive in a way that he can't control.

#bambi's rambling #rottmnt #rottmnt au #not quite hidden au #rottmnt splinter #ferret splinter #also this would probably make it very hard or impossible for him to find jobs as an actor in the HC #because yeah he can control his body language but only like. a third of it #tails and ears are some of the most expressive body parts for a lot of animals and thats exactly what he cant control #he's gone from a highly popular and sought after actor to a guy who can barely do 'happy' or 'sad' on command #because he just. genuinely forgets that his body language works so differently now

[lyhil]

OC-tober 22 - "The All Seeing Eye of The Commander's Shadow"

Meisi belongs to @cheddargoblin

(tyvm tucking him into my pocket)

#gw2 #bweirdoctober #guild wars 2 #gw2 oc #others ocs #asura #gw2 asura #art #RRRAAAARGHHHHHH MEISI #i fucking........i'm gripping him in my fist so so so tightly #to be the mastermind helping the commander #to have that work relationship slowly erode your friendship with them #but i'll still be loyal and stand by your side and move you in the logical direction #i'll do what you cannot even if i'm starting to lose understanding of why #i cant let you go i wont bear to let you go i will keep moving you forward long after you've wanted to give up #shaking and trembling #also the fact he can see ghosts is SO COOL its so cool #SORRY i did totally just go and add an eye effect bc i thought it would suit him lmfao #i thought it would be sick if he had a cool eye effect if he ever purposely channeled or tried to seek a ghost out or smth.... #just know i'll be eagerly sitting and absorbing everything you post about him #HOPE U LIKE THIS...SORRY I GAVE HIM A FANG BC I THOUGHT IT WAS CUTE #<- tags from a week ago

[angelboybreakdowns]

god i really wish i could just. control my voice. could control my volume and how much i speak.

#vent in tags #cant take the bus home anymore. last time the driver didnt hear me when i pointed out my stop #i was in the front seat. i was being as loud as i could. he couldnt even hear that i was talking. #i think one of my coworkers might think i dont like her. she says hi every time we pass each other #all i can do is a little nod. i can hardly ever say hi on command #cant always speak on command in general. #i need to be prepared. to be anticipating a conversation #and even then im too quiet #or if im w friends and family im too loud. i talk too much. too fast #i just. i wish it was in my control #it is for everyone else in the world. why not me. #actually autistic #ok to rb #rambling

[boxwinebaddie]

what is the CD pet? i remember it being mentioned, but is it a dog?

how very funny you ask, lovie! because...someone a while ago asked me about a cd pet and i said, something like of 'maybe, who knows?'

me. ;)

i know.

skdhslkds

and shortly, you all will too, my darlings! for the sake of surprise and spoilers, i was just keeping the identity of the cd pet in the shadows.

which, speaking of shadows, it is the very first time that the citizens of a now very flooded and fucked up blondie's apartment ( minus marj ) arrive in the foyer of the crimson dawn manwhoresion, which again is this MASSIVE very gloomy and ominous sick-torian mansion with lots of cool glass skull door handles, old creaky floors and creepy portraits on the wall -- art of the dearly, or not so dearly, departed...dep(art) if you will -- except the interior has new electrical running through it so that the boys can still make pizza bagels in the air fryer and play legendary smash tournaments on their uber lux, big bucks, emphasis on big 98" flat screen tv...8k, ofc. ;)

anyways, they make it inside with what little luggage/personal shit they could salvage out of the wreckage of their Literal falling apartment, regrettably like half of kyle's really cool clothes are missing...i wonder if someone has things he can borrow...but ANWAYS AGAIN! when they walk in, jersey kyle sets down curb's carrier and suzie on sort of side table and is like 'holy fuck, i do naught like the feel of this place at all. this shit feels like something out of a horror movie, like i swear to gahd if some shit attacks m--"

aND RIGHT AT THAT MOMENT SOMETHING BODY SLAMS KYLE. like this herculean mass of energy, this strong, dark force runs at him at light speed, and is all over him. kyle is freaking the fuck out like oh my god this is actually a horror movie i am going to die, he screaming very girlish screams smh and then right when he thinks this supernatural monster beast from hell is going to gut him, somewhere off to the side, out of sight, the most threatening, frightening, authoritative and booming voice commands...

"sparky, sientate."

...and who is it, ofc...

but raven of crimson freakin' dawn. <3

who rushes over -- also this is irrelevant but i think he is in this sick colorful emo boy sweater and some ripped skinny jeans, you know, whore couture winter addition, he can be modest, you guys! -- and at the sight of him, this very large dog is immediately placated and ravenstan drops the scary dog training voice and is like "helllooo, sweet boy, mwahmwahmwah. besito besito besiiiiitoooo~ <33 :*"

i love ravenstan so bad, he's litrally so cute and an emo disney prince.

so sparky is just licking stan's face and being so sweet and we realize that sparky did not attack jersey to be vicious he just literally upon first glance liked him so much he wanted to say hi ksadhlsakd. amazing. kyle, however, hates most animals and drool and is a cat person and is like wiping his face with a hankerchief like fml.

and after a second, ravenstan rememeber, oh fuck, Kyle!!! so he immediately looks very worried and is like "i am SO sorry, jersey. he is super sweet, he just gets a little excited, y'know? are you--are you hurt at all? </3 here, take my hand, i'll help you up." all wide eyed

and jersey kyle aka crush era jersey my favorite period of time, is just looking up at raven of crimson dawn like he is a beautiful fake blonde eyeliner wearing apple cinnamon scented angel of death and...do yo know how badly kyle wants to take his hand? literally SO BAD. gay! down horrendous!!! but you know, he is a cold unfeeling husk and he does not like raven of crimson dawn! no way! i'm not dropping my mask in front of all these people, i am a loaded gun, i'm a weapon.

so kyle lifts his hand up like he's gonna take raven's hand and then at the last second, flips him off, rolls his eyes and is like "i've got it, ayshole." to which stan is like visibly disappointed for a second before Switching and shrugging doing the raven voice like 'suit yourself. you know, i like a man that's independent and can take care of himself." ;)

smhhhhh stan stop FLIRTING WITH KYLE IN FRONT OF EVERYONE LITERALLY NOT JERSEY TRYING NOT TO BLUSH LIKE!!! FOULLL!!

so important side note is that sparky is wearing...a pink bandana, ofc. which ofc, also means that he came from big gay al's animal rescue where curb also came from. and...sigh...so this is a small continuity error because i had al pretend not to know who the three people who paid blondie's rent were, but really all he said was that they didn't leave their names and ravenstan's voice sounded like heaven, which doesn't imply he....Doesn't know who he is.

and idk, was perhaps just keeping a secret for him...because raven actually does a fuck ton of volunteer work over there! hot boy shit! he is ofc, dressed like busted ass stan, but alas still v beautiful indeed. i think as a toolshed reference maybe spark got struck or nearly struck by lightning, he also has all that energy haha. stan basically foster failed him and he is ravenstan's emotional support dog and cd house pet, we love you sparky. that also means...drum roll pleaaaasee...

ravenstan knows curb! which is why curb got extremely excited to see him because ravenstan used to take care of him when he was in the animal santuary and stuff. so he quite literally heard stan's voice and was like!!!! aaaa!!! i missed you!!!! so cute omg reunited.

but yeah, they talk about that for a little...small world you know even for a big celebrity...kyle has sort of cute down horrendous gay daydream-y thoughts about how often stan must have come and go unbeknownst to all of them

( which he thinks is impossible because raven of crimson dawn's outfits are so shiny and tiny and scandalous that he has no idea how he could walk down the street without being noticed...but then, he's never actually seen stan look Normal and also...yeah kyle i bet you would be able to spot ravenstan a mile away and not be able to look away you gay ass bitch Stand Up!!!! )

and how cute he probably looks feeding all the lil critters in the pink shirt and like introducing little kids to them...also whether or not he rolls his sleeves up and how good his arms look...GO TO JAAAAAAIL.

but yeah! sparky! <3333 in my unpublished first draft boards i actually made a little section just for sparky.

final note: curb and sparky do hate eachother. they have shelter beef.

enemies to lovers, anyone?

-uncle nina, instigator of drama

#i'm gonna proof read this later i am lazy #but basically curb really liks raven and sparky immdiately really likes kyle but kyle is such a hater he's like control ur beast #i do think ravenstan looks cute in his big sweater and the jeans putting down his nightmare before christmas mug petting his big scary dog #he is my hero he is very cute to me #also after ravenstan did the scary command voice as a joke kenny raised their hand & said Is Anyone Else Bricked Up Right Now #and literally everyone raised their hands including jimmy like he risked falling over...ravenstan do not be raising his voice ever #but that was how he was taught to train most animals like someones mean scary mexican mom and it totally works #anyways NOT KYLE NOT TAKING STANS BEAUTIFUL HELPFUL HAND HES SUCH A FUCKING HATER #he wanted to so bad he was staring at it w such wide eyes for a second like omg he was worried abt me thats so cute hes so pretty and nice #aND THEN WAS LIKE EWEWEW YOU DISGUST ME GET A GRIP YOU FUCKING IDIOT YOU ARE PATHETIC STAND UP #goddamnit kyle will u be vulnerable for one second like he actually was bc hes actually pretty scared of big dogs he was very shaken #a small rm plot line is stan helping kyle get over his fear of big dogs bc sparky is so nice and kyle is wincing #and petting him with two fingers and is like...oh god it licked me...and stans like that means he likes you! he has good taste #raven stop rizzing kyle holy shit he cant take it #stan working at the shelter is so cute he totally does roll his sleeves up and his tattoos and biceps do look good #and he puts his hair back in the pink big als rescue standana and totally talks to all the cats and is like excuse me miss blossom #that was very rude to loki :( i think you owe him an apology!!! #and she meows back and loki scowls and hes like...now loki there's no need for that descaro papi!! >:O lets try that again #loki meows softly back and stan scratches both them behind the ears and is like amazing see all better <333 #something abt ravenstan knowing the same cats that jerseykyle does and them both just not knowing despite being so close together #and probably just barely missing each other everytime...the beautiful waft of cinnamon or a stan laugh sometimes... #maybe he wasn't being so crazy after all #SPARKKYYYY