#he frew up 🥺

[scouting4love]

1 in the morning, no one up, usagi posting hours

#ooo eepy... goodnight #miyamoto usagi #jotaro usagi #tomoe ame #kitsune #mariko #kenichi #kenmarsagi #he frew up 🥺 #i think usagi just showing up for 3 days to bother mariko and kenichi then leaving for 2 months without a word is funny.... #they also take him camping 🥺 even tho Bad Things happen to him #sorry also that tumblr crop is bad.. i stopped caring :) #my art #usagi yojimbo #do NOT make fun of my spelling i draw at 2 in the morning or at work. #catholic school girls au

[dootznbootz]

Menelaus rambles a lot about not only Helen, but also Hermione. About how she used to say Olive like "Olifs". How she lost her first tooth running too fast and running into a low branch while out with Helen. How he'd sometimes wake up to Hermione leaning over him and poking his face to say, "Dad, can we go see the horses?" even though it was barely daylight. How she was much nicer waking Helen and how he thinks Hermione did that on purpose because she found "dad's face funny". How her favorite color was every color.

And Odysseus listens.

And he thinks about how his son only had a few teeth coming in when he left, teething on everything. How he could only say one syllable with his babbles. How his son needed balance to stand but Odysseus was so proud that Telemachus was very good at rolling over. How his son loved pulling at his and Penelope's hair.

How his son would be talking, walking, maybe even lost his first tooth by now. And he doesn't even know if he'll ever know his son's favorite color.

#Hi get sad with me :D #Odysseus and Menelaus are the Bros™ to me. I love them. Both simps who love their family despite being different in personalities #You cannot tell me they didn't talk about this and how this was painful for both of them :') #To make myself feel better. I like the thought of Athena kind of keeping him up to date :'D as he's her pet you know? #okay so this next bit ain't angst but imagine Hermione just coming in staring in the dark with the classic: #“Mom. Dad. I frew up🥺” #scaring the shit outta both her poor parents. Yeah I know she had nurses with her most likely but it's cute and fun!!! #I'm sorry but that's so fucking funny to me. I think every Parent has experienced that I'm pretty sure. #odysseus #menelaus #tagamemnon #greek mythology #this'll probably flop but oh well xD My homies can get sad with me >:) #odyssey #the odyssey #telemachus #hermione #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #helen of sparta #penelope #odypen

[roughentumble]

he is literally the most special man in the world. in case you were wondering

#he frew up this morning 🥺 poor bby #so he gets cuddles

[mhaccunoval]

sneakin' out the hospital is adam's favorite hello nasty track 🥰

#mhac.txt #beastie.posting #(<- i frewed up) #AND he did everything for it? 🥺

[hunterbunter3000]

To piggyback off what the person who said Sweets would be the mom of 141 and get woken up by them while she sleeps, Soap would totes be the one to say “I threw up🧍🏻” LMAOO like I couldn’t help but imagine her waking up cause she senses something/someone looking at her and at the foot of the bed is Soap and she’s like “what is it sweetie?” and he starts sniffling and tells her he threw up 💀

LMAOOOO I CANT

I feel like he would wake up Gaz first so they could go together to Sweetheart's room 💀 like he needs the SUPPORT FIRST

And they both open Sweet's door and the light from the hall way wakes her up and she's squinting but she can see Gaz holding Soap's hand while he cries HA

And they're at the end of her bed and Soap says "Bonnie I frew up in the kitchen 🥺🥺"

Sweetheart, still trying to wake up:

Sweetheart: The both of you or just Soap

Gaz: Just Soap

Sweetheart: ok

After Gaz helps her clean it up, she gives Soap some ice chips and Gatorade with some head pats ♡

#he would so eat old food that she made LATE AT NIGHT and throw up #hes so WEIRD #crack fic #cod imagine #soap cod #gaz cod #task force 141 headcanons #soap headcanons #gaz headcanons #141 sweetheart headcanons #141 sweetheart #hunter's ask lounge ☕️

[grimfurbybitch]

Considering the fact that Sir Pentious cuddles with his Eggies at the hotel, do you think he does that with Zestial or do they get their own room?

Even if they get their own room they spend at least one night a week in Zestial and Sir Pentious's room

Sir Pentious: what are you doing here eggies?

EggBois: we frew up 👉👈🥺

Zestial: why don't thy cleanth up and sleepth in thine own ro-

Sir Pentious's: aww it's ok you can stay with us

Zestial: 😐

Zestial gets cockblocked so often by those eggs lol, he should put a stop to it but he can't say no to Sir Pentious's puppy dog eyes

#zestious #sir pentious #sir pentious x zestial #zestial #zestial x sir pentious #slitherweb #sirzest #snakespeare #hazbin hotel #egg bois #funfact: i have literally have no idea how to write Zestial's Shakespearian dialogue so i just made it up

[onedayimgonnasnap]

How about dating hcs for Mammon, Leviathan, Satan, Asmodeus, and Beezelbub?

Obey Me X Reader Dating HCS

Tw: Leviathan JK

~Mammon~

Ok so start off when dating this man be expected to get introuble with a bunch of fucking witches who Mammon owes money to.

You end up getting kidnapped often but nothing too serious since the kidnappers don’t have anything against you. Just Mammon,

so during the whole experience you get to eat chocolate chip cookies and apple juice watching curious George. They don’t actually know a whole lot about humans- they just know Curious George is a popular TV show.

Also man likes to spoil you like crazy and you both often go on dates. Before the mafia shows up and demands money-

He also likes to have you with him watching his modeling. (Bitch wants you to drool over him)

He also likes to hold your hand, he never lets it go so you might as well sew your hand together.

He also sneaks into your bed at night after telling you he’s not clingy. He wakes you up like “MC 🥺 I frew up-“

Also has a weird obsession with uno-

The whole dating Mammon experience is really wild- He means well though he’s just mischievous.

~Leviathan~

Ok so bro has an anime for every single fucking situation. At this point you’re pretty sure he pulls it out of his ass.

Bro has also asked you; “Would you still love me if I was a worm?”

Bro cried when you said; “No lol”

Bro gets jealous easily when he’s alone and he sees other couples. You have to deal with it pretty every fucking time.

He saw a trend on the internet where a couple bought two beta fishes and he went to go find you.

He doesn’t ask for affection but he does thing where it’s like; “Man I would really love to hold someone’s hand- to bad no one will ever wanna hold a stupid otaku like me’s hand. :((“ And he does it while staring at you.

Also his body type changes (not in a fat shaming way) but he changes from fit to dad bod pretty often. It’s the happy weight you get from being in a relationship.”

You also have to make sure he drinks water often. Like chug it down his mf throat.

You guys also often make OCs together for different anime’s.

~Satan~

Bro sends you cat memes, cat pictures, professional cat photography and cat drawings.

Also he keeps hiding a bunch of cats in your room.

Lucifer like a proud dad tells you embarrassing stories that Satan has done when he was younger (including he was a furry. Satan has a fursona and Levi is making bank)

He also randomly pretends to be Sherlock homes it’s really cute when it’s not every-time you lost your phone charger.”

Bro also throws tantrums like one time you heard his voice squeak like he was still going through puberty.

Satan once murdered someone after they recommended him the book Twilight.

He also has different phases based on what book he’s reading. He’s also wrote fanfiction AU’s of you and him

He also has cat hair all over his clothes half of the time and he likes his reading cuddle times so good luck with that.

Bro also calls you at 3:00 AM to ask you the most random crack questions.

~Asmodeus~

You’re never allowed to neglect yourself in any way ever again.

He will smack you if you talk down about yourself in any way whatsoever.

You both have a self care session every other day, you both gossip it’s really fun.

Bro is down bad for you- Bro went from ‘for the streets’ to “I only want you in the sheets-“

He also wants to Princess carried by you no matter how tall you are.

Bro also likes to bite you and smother you with kisses.

You have both lipstick marks and a bunch of hickeys that’s to him.

He also will never let you sleep alone ever again.

Everytime you both are going out he grabs your arm.

~Beelzebub~

Bro is extremely blunt and does not like to sugar coat things.

He might seem harsh but with a little more context he just cares.

You’re also never allowed to skip meals ever again.

If you do after he’s done eating he likes to give you food.

He also likes forehead kisses and headpats, he starts blushing so much when you do it.

When he sees you’re uncomfortable or scared he picks you up and throws you over his shoulder leaving.

He also likes when you scratch his back or head to him if feels like Heaven.

One of the problems I can think of is that you have to keep a safe for snacks for yourself so the big bitch like a grizzly bear doesn’t break in.

Also has bit you a bunch of times not like those hickey bites. The ones that look like you were almost eaten.

He’s also given you scary dog privileges.

Your bed now has ants because of all the crumbs in bed he leaves- he also has once eaten one of your blankets and clothes.

#obey me #obey me x reader #request #om! beelzebub #beelzebub x mc #beelzebub x reader #mammonobeyme #mammon x y/n #om! mammon #mammon x reader #shall we date leviathan #leviathan x reader #om! satan #satan x y/n #satan x reader #asmo obey me #om! asmodeus #asmodeus x reader

[shadowsgun01]

I’m currently typing this from a random London airplane with three hours of sleep, but anyways here are some of my ninja hcs

Lloyd is lactose intolerant, when he was a kid they gave him milk and ten minutes later he goes to Nya saying “Nya, i frew up 🥺👉👈”

After possession, he collapsed because of all the exhaustion.

Kai and Nya are part hispanic and speak to each other in spanish. Kai taught Cole a little so now they can flirt with each other. Of course, they have to flirt away from Nya cuz she can understand everything.

Cole and Jay are in a bromance, and Jay and zane switch between being the Lava third wheel(Sorry bruiseshippers)

If you dare add another dirty plate while zane is washing the dishes, then he will kill you and your entire family tree.

He also wacks anyone who uses the dishes he just washed with a frying pan(rapunzel)

With the rgb siblings, Kai is shorter than Lloyd and nya(don’t tell me he isn’t), so he’s always trying to make himself look taller, and when he isn’t, he calls himself a short king.

Skylor meets Vania after crystalized, she is immediately in love.

Cole’s scar will randomly just appear.

Kai will burst into a ball of fire if he is really, really mad, and cole is the only one who can touch him(lava arms, remember?)

#ninjago #ninjago headcanons #lloyd garmadon #kai smith #nya smith #cole brookstone #jay walker #zane julien #skylor chen #ninjago vania

[quiveringdeer]

Reiner being woken up at 2 am by your tiny spawn standing in the doorway like "Daddy, I frew up😶"

Awwwww poor baby :<

The way Reiner would wake up so easily to that tiny lil voice cause he can be a fairly light sleeper. Specifically after his Papa Bear status is activated.

He's already swinging his legs over the side of the bed while he's yawning and wiping sleep from his own eyes. He intends to whisper, not wanting you to be woken up too, but it's difficult when his voice rumbles so gruffly from nonuse.

"Hey sweetheart, is your tummy still feeling upset?" Those long legs have already carried him to the doorway where his lil munchkin is standing all teary eyed with sick on the front of their pjs. Reiner crouchs in front of them, joints in his legs squeaking like rusty hinges. He really needs to get better about stretching. Body ain't gettin any younger that's for sure.

All his lil mini can do is sniffle and nod their head pathetically while whining. Uncaring about any mess, Reiner gently scoops them up into his arms as he stands. "Okay, let's get you cleaned up, then Daddy will find something for your tummy."

Diligently he draws them a shallow bath and helps them peel out of their icky pjs which he puts in the bathroom sink to soak until he can get your lil munchkin settled back in bed and start a load of laundry. No doubt their bedsheets will need to be stripped and fresh ones put on. Throughout the whole thing he keeps his voice soft and gentle as he reassures them that, "Of course you're not in trouble sweetpea." And, "Mmhm I'll stay up with you until you get to feeling better, honey. Don't worry."

After getting them all washed up, he wraps them up in one of the giant fluffy towels that he'd use for himself, swamping your lil munchkin in a cocoon of warmth. He has them sit swaddled up on the bathroom floor near the lil trashcan in case they feel the urge to get sick again and leaves them for a few short minutes to grab them fresh pjs, water, saltines, and his phone. Gets them all settled in their clean pjs and wraps a fresh, dry towel around them. Sets up one of their favorite shows on his phone and assures them he'll be right back after cleaning up their room.

After throwing his sleep shirt in the wash with their soiled pjs and sheets, he redresses himself and their bed.

Finally, he's rechecking on them, and the crackers seem to have helped settle their upset tummy. But just to be sure, he scoops them up and ends up sitting in their little bed with them. Cuddling and rubbing their back gently until they fall asleep watching cartoons on his phone. 🥺

#this really catapulted me back to my childhood #next day he's making a trip to the store for some gingerale #nat talks aot #you wake up the next morning kinda confused when you find his giant body #scrunched up awkwardly in your kiddo's kiddo sized bed #he's definitely gonna wake up with more than creaky joints but he wont even complain #cause all he'd care about is that his lil munchkin is feeling better #reiner headcanons #papa rei #reiner braun #aot meta #nonnie #answered asks

[sparkedblaze]

Do you think Les has ever walked in on Javey cuddling like “guys i threw up 🥺”?

Actual image of Les in Davey's doorway to tell him and Jack that he frew up

#Lavv #Lavv asks #mom i frew up #Javey #Les Jacobs #Jack Kelly #Davey Jacobs

[fatuismooches]

aaaaaaomggg I CRIED READING IT..... I wanna marryhim so badly.... AND I SUCK AT COOKING TOO BUT I'D LEARN FOR HIM!!!!! SOBBINB AND FREWING UP.... THE NEXT PART IS GONNA DESTROY ME ISNT IT. I AM GRIPPING YOU TIGHTLY. WHY MUST YOU PUT ME THROUGH ANGUISH. - 🐓

AHHH DON'T CRY 🐓 ANON!!! *wipes your tears away* IT'S OKAY I CAN'T COOK EITHER 😭 BUT I WILL ALSO LEARN FOR HIM!! i want to make sure he's well fed 🥺 AND HELP.... well.... *teehees and runs away with the ending already written in my hands* i am sorry for what i'm going to do... but i decided to write a fifth part, or a sequel to the postlude. Because all the comments and people in my inbox have made me feel bad. 😭

#smooches talks #🐓 anon #folds my hands together with mischievous intent

[tinfairies]

Aemond and his twin in bed sleeping and Aegon just shows up in the door way (like “mom I frew up” lol jk) but the twins are so used to it they know why he’s there lmao. One of them just calls him over to get in bed. I bet he wants to be in the middle so he’s all cuddled up.

🥺 They all love each other so much 😭

#tin talks

[linpunny]

Okay so as promised I'll throw you together a few random Taiju Headcanons my head came up with so it won't be silent hehe 🫶

Taiju has to bleach/dye his hair to get his signature look and one time he accidentally grabbed your dye, walking around half pink and he absolutely hated it but when it faded enough to dye over it he was kinda upset because he always got reminded of you when he saw his hair

HATES it when someone touches his hair but you can do everything with it. wanna make funny updos? He'll sit still for you. Braid it? You got it. Curl it? No problem.

Also his tattoos. He's such a sucker to have you trace them or pepper kisses along them especially the text above his hipbone

Talking hip bones. your man is SO defined and could melt when you take your time admiring him, fingers tracing his V-line only for you to add little purple marks to his hipbones

He could burst from the anticipation because you're so close to his length and it's so god damn intimate to him when you kiss him so close but not quite

That's a moment where you see that he's putty in your hands, eyes fluttering shut, head tilted back ever so slightly and his big hands cradling your head or his fingers running through your hair

He won't ever push your head onto him unless you explicitly tell him that he can do that. He might not look like it but it's a consent king.

Your body language is second nature to him as well. He reads you so well and if anything looks off he immediately stops everything he's doing to ask if you're okay / if you need anything

He would let you put a collar onto him if you ask nicely- only if you'll wear one too for him at some point

He actually has a ring with your name engraved on it. It's not a wedding ring or anything but he wears rings often and that one he rarely takes off, only if he really has to

We all know his favorite position is the mating press because you just look so fucking small beneath him and the way your belly bulges from him makes him lose his mind

Fucks his seed into you just so you're nice and stuffed but god he wants to have a child with you so badly

Dad!Taiju who's the biggest softie for his little bundle of joy, letting them sleep on his chest at all times and he almost cries when the tiny hand can't even hold onto his finger properly

He kinda hoped he would have a boy first and then a girl so he could raise his son to protect his younger sister but he would be overjoyed no matter the gender

Because the fact that this is a product of his love for you. The child has your eyes and he swore he couldn't love anyone more than you but then that little bundle of joy entered his life

Spoils them rotten just like you! Would do the dumbest things no questions asked. Wears a tutu and attends little tea parties if asked and ready bedtime stories every night, giving every character a different voice and he really does a great job at being a father

— Rhy 🫶

I frew upped

BAJAKAKAKSKKSKSKSKS

Please please I’m dying I’m crying im screaming and creaming, chasing my tail scratching at the walls, chugging his cum—- and and he I the stuffs me so well so I feel full 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 keeps me warm and cozy with yummy cummy ANJAISKSKSKSKS

COLLAR?! I mean I uh I have a really nice leash and collar obviously but but HIM IN A COLLAR??? I’ll break my fooking hands beating the table right now KAKAKAKAKSKSNNSNS restraining his hands too while I ride him? HELLO the 14% switch in me is clawing at my chest cavity trying to emerge REEEEEEE

The ring he has a ring with my name on it oh my god I’ll cry shut upppppppoo please 😭😭😭 that’s so sweet I love him I’d get one with his name too maybe those ones that leave an imprint/ skin tattoo when you wear them. 😩

Matching mating press always always 🥺 soul mates. Constantly thumbs over the bulge he’s making, loves feeling how deep he is just as much as he loves to see it.

I WORSHIP THIS MAN. HE IS MY GOD ILL RUN MY TONGUE ALONG EVERY SINGLE TATTOO ON HIS BODY. trace em with my lips, nibble, mark , cum on em. Just wait hold on tracing over his v-line fuccccck me. Mmmm I’m so unwell. I just wanna kiss all over his well cut torso, his abs, his hips, that slight happy trail he his—— im gunna be sick

I can’t, consent king 🙇‍♀️ and couple that with how observant his of me. I give him complete consent, absolute territory of my body. But just imagine him looking down at you and he sees that twinkle in your eyes, the way there half lidded, heavy with lust. Before you can even nod HE KNOWS and he’s gently pushing your head down so your lips are level with his dick 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 loves when you trace over that thick bulging vein, makes him groan 😩

That’s so intimate just worshipping him, god I’d do it all night, every second of the day let him feel like the god he absolutely is to me

#I’m so sick #my stomach doing flips #coochie screaming #oh fuck me #taiju I love you #rhy I love you too #Dessy’s confessions #fellow taiju whore: rhy #my eyes were darting and I replied to these out of order lolololo #taiju agenda #Dessy selfships #daiju #my gorilla taiju

[toontails]

I loved the scale you gave, 10/10 👌 Cuphead wanting to kidnap reader? Can't say I'm surprised Bendy? For your my sake stop being jus like me fr it's embarrassing to watch 😫 Mugman stays winning, king shit 10/10 would def rock the world's shit with Donald's nephews Oswald's got issues that I like 😏 Felix 😳 Panchito could hit it but only after he realizes he can fr fr our good ol cursed found family trio I love them sm I'd def go up to them at some point with that "i frew up and had a nightmare can i sleep with you tonight 🥺"

LMAO it’s the fact no one can identify Felix and his love life

And the cursed fam, on god. Ruck might tell you to go sleep with a nightlight. Real bad bitches sleep by themselves 😋

#toon quest

[finalgirldave]

walking up to the sales manager with an issue and standing patiently until he finishes his call like "I frew up 🥺"

[scrimblybingbong]

My friend said he looked like a “Mom, I frew up.🥺” Kid 🤣🤣

anyways, I heavily referenced from a certain Springtrap TikTok 👀👀

#springtrap #fnaf3 #fnaf #william afton #five nights at freddy's