Being a heavy in a zombie game should have two moods, and type of gun for each mood.
Mood/gun 1: a strong maybe a little slow gun for accuracy and leasure and hunkering down with the gals
Mood/gun 2: fast gun, big clip, lotsa lotsa bullets for oh shit oh shit oh shit
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I am so normal
Update! Ive been updating their designs! See them (most of them) here!
Refs for the fem fortress designs I threw around in this post!! Because I am a big fan of woman and also a little bit insane abt this little idea
tldr for anyone who doesn’t want to check out the og post: I wanted to make a counterpart team to the og mercs that was all girls but also like. Vaguely genderbend-adjacent? Genderbending but cooler. Some of these characters resemble genderbends more than others but they’re all their own characters that exist somewhere within the universe (a couple are even canon characters because I think Zhanna Deserves a Gun!) why are they also a RED team? I don’t know! And I’m too tired to try and bullshit some canon-sounding excuse for it. The administrator wanted to fuck with the og mercs or smth for fun
I probably have more to say about them but I’ll save anyone reading this from what would probably end up being multiple paragraphs of personality and relationship descriptions ! Enjoy a bunch of women with traced weapons (bc you’re insane if you think I was gonna draw them freehanded)
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no thoughts head empty the oppressive stagnancy of legacy in ever after high dragging me round the block yet again
it's such a shame that we get so little explanation about the actual mechanics of destiny, which is the entire premise of the show, bc it's so juicy. like what power does destiny hold when you rip away milton's lies and centuries of assumptions and traditions. esp bc despite raven signing herself as the evil queen in the real storybook of legends, when the snow white fairytale actually happens in dragon games she's playing one of the seven dwarves and her mother has reprised her role. like how much of that was because of the characters' actions and how much was destiny pulling on old, familiar threads. keeps me up at night.
a lot of this is probably just like, plot holes and writer hot potato but i like making it that deep, that's half of the fun. my personal interpretation is that fate is a wild thing that desires repetition and they developed the system of fairytale legacy bloodlines to keep those repetitions predictable and contained, instead of wreaking havoc whenever and wherever they please.
which lends itself to some really juicy exploration of how legacy is a duty as much as it is a privilege, and how to be a princess or a witch or a hero or a dragon is to be the same thing in the end: the lamb destiny slaughters on the altar to sate the ever-ravenous narrative. to keep the flock safe. keep the unknown that prowls beyond the beaten path at bay. because if a there is always a mother who will be cruel, or a maiden who will fall into a sleep like death, or a child who will become a bird, isn’t it better to know who, and how, and when? isn’t better if it’s you, who has known your whole life that you must be eaten, be poisoned, be stripped of your humanity, rather than anybody else, who wasn’t raised to see it as an honour instead of a great and terrible injustice?
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*Slams my hands on the desk like an Ace Attorney character.*
OBJECTION! Defense Classes with an s/o who has bird wings to finish off the trio!
(Lol 🤣 this was funnier in my head but seriously, can we please finish off the trio of Mercs when you get the chance?)
Lmao, I was wondering if anyone was gonna ask this, but Ofc 🩷
Defence Classes with a winged reader
🔧 Engie 🔧
”Woah! Uh, darlin’? You do realise you have wings, right?”
He’s a little bit confused about it, but he gets more comfortable with it over time
He can’t help but want to touch them, but he doesn’t want to make you feel uncomfortable, so most of the time it’s him admiring them from afar
”Dell? You okay?” “Y-yes honeybee. Ah was just wondering if I could touch those pretty wings of yours?”
He is so gentle, probably even more than Sniper if that’s even possible
He doesn’t touch them often, afraid he might hurt you somehow
But he loves looking at them, memorising the patterns and colours and how they reflect the light.
“Did ah ever tell how beautiful your wings are?” “Yes Dell. Multiple times actually.”
🐻 Heavy 🐻
what
At first he’s a little worried Medic might have done something to you (sorry not sorry)
He gets used to it after a while, but he’s still cautious
If you say he can touch them, he might decline at first, because he’s worried he might hurt you somehow
One time, you snuck up on him from behind and threw your wings around him, and the surprise on his face was pretty hilarious.
”Leetle Y/N is sneaky, da? And wings so soft.” “Thanks Heavy.”
🍺 Demoman 🍺
”Whoaah, *hic* I didn’t know ye had wings.”
He’s probably the least bothered about it.
Don’t get me wrong, he’s not being ignorant or anything. He’s probably the most accepting person on the team
He loves to touch them, feeling the feathers with his hands and arms.
”Oooh lass / lad / Y/N, yer feathers are so soft.” “Thanks Demo.”
He adores it when you wrap them around him, often giving you a big goofy smile as you do it
“Ooh, Y/N, yer gonna make me melt..” “I love you too Demo.”
Finally.. the trio is complete!! I think the wing series is my favourite now..
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