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#hehehe im a simp
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I’m so in love with this man he could start a cult and I would help indoctrinate the vulnerable young
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ariii-is-amazinggg · 8 months
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HELP IM IN MY MURDER DRONES PHASE AGAIN
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ALSO THESE TWO ARE AMAZING, HOW COULD YOU NOT LOVE THEMMMMMMMMMMM
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skittlewaffle · 2 years
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I WROTE A FIC I WROTE A FIC I WROTE A FIC GO READ IT GO GO GO
https://archiveofourown.org/works/41433417
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I love this so much
(he's the silly)
@s-h-a-s-e
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c0mputer-s1lly · 8 months
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they say if you simp for a pair of scissors you will automatically go to hell
I SAID I AIN'T AFRAID TO FIGHT DOOM GUY
THIS BOY IS FIIIIIIIIIINE (although he's ugly at the same time but THE JACKET AND HAIR THO)
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hanniejji · 11 months
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alexis ness kinda... he kinda... 😳
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No words...
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dorovalley · 1 year
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zackcollins · 1 year
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You're not so bad yourself ;)
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roman-postin · 2 years
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WHY ARE YOU BARKING AT ROMAN HM 🤨
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Well I mean he is a dogboy in that post :3
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cc-rooki3 · 25 days
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HSHSHSHHSHSHSHHSHSH
I haD the BEST dream ever- liKe :DD
It was about Scaramouche and liKe HSHSHSHS Im such an simP >:))
AND I WAS HUGGING HIM AND COMFORTING HIM HHSHSHSH
BuT oF couSe when it goT to thE besT paRt SOMEOne was distributed my sleep >:((((((
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smolsilvey · 5 months
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If you only knew.
Like genuinely knew.
The way their skin feels under my touch.
The way their hair feels between my fingers.
The way their eyes look when the light hits them.
The way their whole body relaxes when we hug.
The way I can feel them melting into my kiss.
If you truly knew that,
You'd understand why I can't wait until Thursday
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holllandtrash · 1 year
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simp | pierre gasly social media au
pairing: pierre gasly x reader
request: yes pierre is tired of everyone saying he's the simp in your relationship (he is, but you are also a simp and he wants the world to know it)
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yourusername golden hour
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pierregasly oh man
pierregasly beautiful
charles_leclerc what do the kids call it? simping?
yourbestfriend stunning!!!!!!!!
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yourusername weekend photo dump
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pierregasly is that my shirt
yourusername you left it at my place so its mine now pierregasly it looks better on you anyway
paddockgf she wears the pants in their relationship
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pierregasly little road trip
charles_leclerc that is a death grip on y/n's hand
yourusername he didn't want to let go pierregasly you reached for my hand first yourusername i reached for the volume and you misread what i was doing
landonorris simp
constructorstroll he is literally so in love with her
paddocksleuth pierre gas(simp)ly
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yourusername self care
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landonorris ohhh he's whipped
pierregasly mate
pierregasly why would you post this
pierregasly i still love you but why yourusername hehehe
alpinef1team self care king and queen
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pierregasly cherie
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yourusername i am so in love with you
pierregasly now who's the simp yourusername im just saying i love you there's nothing simpy about that
f1 get you someone who looks at you the way yourusername looks at pierre
fanclubhamilton paddock's cutest couple fr
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pierregasly will the real simp shady please stand up
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yourusername i can't believe you would expose me like this
pierregasly 💜💜💜
landonorris ohhhh SHE'S whipped
yourusername well don't announce it to the world pierregasly too late, everyone knows
alpinef1team this is brand new information (it's not)
paddockgf i mean....i dont blame her
happylewis at least we know they're perfect for each other
masterlist here
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kazumist · 5 months
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EPISODE 11 ♡ KUNI AND HIS 3 RULES
HOW YOU GET THE GIRL — A SCARAMOUCHE SMAU
masterlist / prev ep / next ep / timestamps don't matter
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not too long after you sent kunikuzushi that message, you see a familiar car approaching you.
you see, kunikuzushi actually has three rules that everyone (even his parents) has to follow whenever they’re going to ride his car:
one, always shake off the dirt off of your shoes before stepping in. especially if it’s raining. he absolutely loathed the idea of getting his precious car dirtied. 
“just get in already. the rain might get stronger if you don’t hurry up," he says, awkwardly holding an umbrella over your head so that you won’t get wet as you get in the passenger seat. “but i thought you hated—”
“it’s fine. wiping off the raindrops is more annoying.”
two, never eat or drink anything in his car. the idea of doing so is already enough to make kunikuzushi shudder.
“here’s your drink. i didn’t actually get you coffee though, so that’s just hot chocolate.” the grande sized drink was offered. “huh? i didn’t actually expect you to actually do it, but i asked for coffee," you say, taking a sip. the hot temperature of the drink was enough to make you feel comfortable in the cold weather that the rain is causing.
“and let me guess, if i actually got you coffee, that’d be your third cup today, no?”
silence.
“thought so.”
and last but not least, three. always ask for permission if you want to play music in his car. although this one is simply common decency at this point, kunikuzushi started to get annoyed when your other friends would play music all of a sudden without notifying him first.
“here,” he says, his phone in his hand.
“what am i supposed to do with your phone?”
“play music, obviously. why else would i give it to you right now?”
oh.
“oh. okay, uhm.” it was awkward to say, at least.
this behavior or treatment from him isn’t new. but you didn’t expect to still receive it after... well, everything. scrolling through his list of liked songs on spotify, you decided to just hit shuffle. soon after, the little screen on his car says, “the way you look at me — christian bautista”.
with the calming piano tunes starting to play during the ride, the exhaustion from everything you did today started to sink in, and you eventually started to feel drowsy. choosing to close your eyes a bit, you unknowingly started to doze off.
what you weren’t aware of, though, is that the driver next to you would glance at you from time to time when the light was red. he would switch lanes as well, choosing lanes that would have just a bit of traffic just so he could admire the person next to him sleeping peacefully more.
kunikuzushi was content with this—to have you this close. the distance was enough for him to be sure that he could never love someone else after you.
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meanwhile…
“huh? that’s weird. why did kuni turn right? he should’ve gone left since he was taking (name) home.” lyney says, looking at the life 360 of your friend group at the moment.
lynette just looks at his screen and proceeds to drink her tea. “leave them be, lyney. i’m sure kuni knows what he’s doing.”
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omg heyyyy sorry for ghosting </3 i'll try to update more these days hehehe
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taglist (open): @yinyinggie @blue-b3rries @ryuryuryuyurboat @your-local-reblogging-kazoo @lilikags @haliyamori @diorlumx @mamafly @zuunotsane @iloveosamuu @featuredtofu @kana-de @xiaoderrrr @f1orent1ne @alhaitie @yelleloww @brain-r0tt @jamieexistss @danfelions @e0nssadrift @lovemari @kunikissr @chluuvr @lazy-sanns @lxkeeeee @swivy123 @sketcheeee @quacking-simp @tiredslepz @vxcmx @kichiy0shi @yingofthemoon @feiherp @sicut-sol @mayuumine @xiaosoneandonly @xtobefreex @bananasquash @im-the-ruler-here @hiraethhv @yumiaur @oughhhhmamamia @beriiov @cindywasneverhere @klanxii @fangygf @draclula @aromaticism @shotosjupiter @lovelykrystal @lyzisbitchingagain @riraaya
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pedrithink · 1 year
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childhood lover ✩ kylian mbappé
summary: about getting married and having a life with your first love.
faceclaim: julie tuzet
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ynusername allez les bleus 🫡⚽️
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k.mbappe Mon porte bonheur 😍 (my lucky charm)
ynusername @k.mbappe heheh 🙈
user1 so pretty
user2 i want a love like theirs
user3 you’re so sweet
user4 i don’t know if i want to be kylian or y/n
user5 loving how you guys support each other 😓
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k.mbappe Merci d'être à moi et d'avoir accepté de passer le reste de ta vie avec moi. Tout en toi m'enchante et je suis reconnaissant de t'avoir à mes côtés. Je vous aime 😍 (thank you for being mine and agreeing to spend the rest of your life with me. everything about you enchants me and i am grateful to have you by my side. i love you!)
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ynusername je n'ai pas de mots pour décrire à quel point je t'aime. merci de m'avoir choisi comme épouse 🤍🫶🏻 (i have no words to describe how much I love you. thank you for choosing me as your wife!)
user1 @ynusername i’m fucking crying i love you guys so much
user2 @ynusername happy two years married, happy for you guys 🥺
user3 now we want a mini mbappé
user4 you are made for each other
user5 love is real and it was created by you guys
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ynusername celebrating two years of the best day of my life, it was literally my dream come true! <3
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antonelaroccuzzo 😍😍
k.mbappe Je n'oublierai jamais ce que j'ai ressenti quand je t'ai vu dans cette robe marcher dans l'allée, inoubliable. 😵‍💫 (i’ll never forget how I felt when I saw you in that dress walking down the aisle, unforgettable.)
ynusername et je n'oublierai jamais ce que j'ai ressenti quand je t'ai vu m'attendre là-bas 🫶🏻 (and i’ll never forget how i felt when i saw you waiting for me there)
user1 i hope one day 😭
user2 the most beautiful couple in the world
user3 it moves me to see how much you love each other
user4 honestly this is way better than romeo and juliet
user5 this is true love 🥹!! omg i can’t hold back my tears.
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ynusername our date nights are always the best ones! 💗
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k.mbappe ❤️❤️❤️
user1 we love to see you guys happy
user2 @disney i think you guys lost them but don’t worry!! they are fine and happy in paris 🫡
user3 my dream couple
user4 such a beautiful couple
user5 you both are so adorable
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k.mbappe Few months to be 3 of us. We are grateful that you chose us as mom and dad. 💙
(Mommy was grumpy in the last pic because she was hungry 🥹)
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ynusername we love you 🥲🩷
user1 OMFG
antonelaroccuzzo 😍😍
ethanmbappe ❤️❤️
user2 I WANT TO BE THEIR BABY
user3 this baby will be so loved, very happy for you! 🫶🏻
user4 you guys deserve it!!!
user5 BABY KYKY OMG
user6 ITS A BOY?
user7 @user6 i think so…..? BECAUSE HE PUTS THE BLUE HEART
user8 @user6 @user7 YEAH BUT Y/N COMMENTED WITH THE PINK ONE
user9 how to get inside someone's belly google search
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ynusername happy, expecting a baby boy and in paris :)
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k.mbappe The prettiest mom in the whole world!
ynusername @k.mbappe simp!! 😛
user1 how far along are you???
ynusername @user1 hey!!! 4 months 😁
user2 y/n, we’re so excited and happy!!!!!!!!! please share everything here
ynusername @user2 of course!!!!!!!! i’m so so excited as well
user3 do you already know the name??
ynusername @user3 we are so confused about it 🥲😓
user4 when is the baby due????? 😭
ynusername @user4 october 🙈
user5 the baby bump IM GONNA CRY
user6 ITS A BOY OMGGGG
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