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the-lazy-leprechaun · 1 year

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I’m saying my say and I’m done with this bullshit now

I have been on this hellhole site for many many years. I have been part of the Lord of The Rings/Hobbit fandom, Marvel/DC fandom, Henry Cavill/Chris Evans fandom, and F1/Daniel Ricciardo/Lewis Hamilton fandom. I have THOUSANDS of Gifs saved on my phone and laptop. Things that I loved, people who made cool art, just overall vibey stuff that I loved and saved because it brought me joy.

I did not make a spreadsheet of each gif with their creator, some have watermarks on them but most don’t. Some of these creators aren’t even on this app anymore, or in those fandoms anymore.

To expect every single fic writer and human to credit the original creator of the gif is an impossible ask. Some I found after it was reblogged 100’s of times, some I was sent, some I can’t even remember how I found it.

Some of you expect Instagram level creator bullshit from free creatives in this dumpster fire app. No one makes money from writing on here, and gif creators don’t make money either.

Yes people should be credited for their hard work, and I for one appreciate the gifs y’all bless us with, but it’s the same with fic writers. I love reading stuff and just enjoying what you write. Some I like, some I reblog with response, it depends on how I feel in that moment or if my health is acting up and all I can muster is a like.

Stop sending death threats and rude comments and hate ON ANON even. Be brave, say it off Anon with your fucking chest if you want to be a dickhead.

I appreciate all the creatives on here because I get to enjoy everyone’s work and I never want to be the demanding person and ask for anything but let’s not force people to delete their blogs because they saved a gif 8 months ago and they can’t remember who it was who made it.

Here’s a gif I saved months ago and I can’t remember who made it. Live with it

And here’s another just for the fuck of it

#stop the hate for bullshit #just appreciate the work #we don’t always remember who originally posted it #watermark it if you are scared they might say they did it when you did it #I have had enough of my friends being bullied about this sort of shit #some of y’all preach mental health but send anon hate #not cute mate #f1 #marvel #dc #henry cavill #chris evans #lewis hamilton #daniel ricciardo #some of y’all say you made something and then you literally stole it #my friends never said they made the gif they posted #it merely went with their fic #goodluck sending me hate #you can fuck off

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localnoodleman · 1 year

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Henry Cavill only took the role as Geralt as a long con to get himself as an in-game item skin and then beat it when the corporate overlords fucked the source material to death, and that’s kinda king behavior

#the witcher #geralt of rivia #henry cavill #I’m shit posting so loud and no one can stop me #but really like think about it #man had dc contracts and just hopped on because he’s a huge nerd #and then they truly took the books and just took a massive dump on them #jaskier #I dreamed of seeing u baptism of fire DnD party but alas #I don’t get my dreams #dandelion #time of contempt #I am literally almost done with the books #and guys I love the show in my own way but I need you to know #it’s Not The Same Story Even Remotely

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captainsy-cookiemonster · 1 year

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Mikey.

#henry cavill #henry cavill shitposting #henry cavill shit posting #henry cavill shitpost #Henry Cavill shit post #mike (hellraiser)#Mike (hellraiser) shitpost

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devynsshitposts · 1 year

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Well shit dude…..I didn’t know I needed Henry Cavill in an apron, but here we are 🤷🏽‍♀️

#devyn watches man from u.n.c.l.e.#ddsp #devynsshitposts #shit post #shitpost #devyn's daily shitpost #henry cavill

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toastedkiwi · 8 months

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Blackout

Summary: power is out in the house.

Pairing: Henry Cavill x Ex-Fiancé!Reader

“Well, shit— HENRY!” you yelled.

The power had just went out but you’re naked in the shower. You’re pretty much done but you’re not too keen on moving when you could slip and fall.

Henry was racing up the stairs with Kal behind him. He has his phone in hand with the flashlight on somewhat guiding him. He’s lived in this house for the last six years, he knows where everything is.

“I’m here!” Henry announced opening the bathroom door.

“Hi,” you said shutting off the water.

“What do you need?” he asked opening the clear shower door.

“Towels,” you said.

“Right,” he said turning to grab the biggest towel on the rack for you.

He ended up placing his phone face down on the counter letting the flashlight shine upward. He then got you wrapped in the towel and helped you out of the shower.

“Is all the power out?” you asked as he pulled you into his arms.

“I believe so,” your husband said.

“Love that for us,” you said sarcastically as you wiped the water off your face.

“I’ll try the breakers in a bit,” he said pulling you into his arms.

“Okay,” you said looking up at him. “You’re staying with me?”

“I cannot have you slipping and falling,” Henry smiled kissing your temple.

True to his word, he stayed with you while you went through a simplified version of your post shower routine. He also made sure that you were in one of his hoodies before leading you off to the living room.

“I want you staying put right here,” Henry said grabbing a nearby blanket as you sat down on the couch.

“What? I can hold the flashlight for you,” you said.

“No. You’re gonna sit right here,” Henry said covering you with the blanket. “And you’ll be here when I come back.”

“So stern,” you said.

“I just want you sitting here all pretty for me,” he said.

“Okay,” you said. “I can do that.”

He smiled before kissing you. Kal joined you on the couch. Henry headed off with his phone in hand.

Henry came back into the living room with more blankets which he placed down on the couch by you. You smiled at him.

“No power?” You asked.

“Doesn’t look like it,” he said. “I already texted the neighbors and they don’t have any either. It’s probably the snow.”

“Does that mean you’re gonna make a fire?” you asked hopeful.

“Obviously,” he said. “I’ve gotta keep you safe and warm.”

“I really like that,” you said.

He smiled at you before moving over to the fireplace. He had already had a wood pile set up and ready to go. He found his matches and immediately started working on the fire and getting it properly lit. You patiently waited.

“There we go,” Henry said looking at his handiwork.

“Nice job, baby!” you applauded.

He headed over to you. You opened your arms and made grabby hands for him. He chuckled diving into them. You squeaked giggling. Your arms wrapped around his shoulders. He kissed your cheek and your jawline.

“My big strong man built me a fire,” you gushed making him blush.

“You’ve gotten so cheesy, Honey,” Henry said.

“I have not,” you said.

“Yes, you have,” he said.

You shook your head and he sat beside you. He pulled you into his lap and pulled more of the blankets over. You curled up into him.

“At least my songs aren’t cheesy,” you mumbled.

“They kind of are,” he said.

You glared at him.

“Some of them are,” he corrected with a smirk.

You raised your brows. He brushed his hand over your head lovingly.

“That’s all you’re going to get from me, Darling,” Henry said.

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daddyy333 · 8 months

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Nothing | Henry Cavill x y/n

if you’d like you can reblog my original work, but please don’t post it without credit. if you take inspiration from my ideas please tag me, I’d like to see how someone else would write it

word count: 2.0k

warnings: smut, blowjob, pussy eating, ?

summary: Henry just looks too good playing his video games, and you just can’t help yourself

You watched him as he play his video games, focused on the screen and barely checking in on you. At first you didn’t care, just laid on the bed and rolled around occasionally as you scrolled Instagram and Pinterest.

That was until his sweatpants caught your eye. They were thin after him washing them so long and probably also wearing them when his body was at different sizes throughout the years. So thin that you could tell he wasn’t wearing underwear and you could see the outline of his thick cock through it, just begging to be sucked.

Well, not literally, but fuck if the sight of his dick didn’t make you go feral. You tried to ignore your thoughts, let him play his game. But then you caught him sitting back, spreading his legs and making his dick more prominent in his pants.

You nearly whimpered, squeezing your thighs together. Your mouth watered as you stared right at it, if he thought to glance over at you you’d be busted but you don’t even care. He’s too perfect not to admire.

You slowly stood up, making your way over to him as you licked your lips, your mouth salivating at the sight of him. His stubble making him even sexier, his soft, fluffy curls brushed back after he ran his fingers through it to keep it out of his face during his game, and his thick arms bulging through the sleeves of his shirt.

You placed your hands on his shoulders leaning down and kissing his temple and down his cheek a few times. He smiled, blushing slightly as he said “hi, baby” “hey,” you whispered, kissing his ear lobe. He gasped a little, nearly messing up his game as he lost his focus for a moment.

“Mmh, what’s up, princess?” He asked, trying to focus and pretend like he wasn’t affected by how good you were making him feel with just the slightest touches.

“Nothing…you’re so handsome” you said and he chuckled.

“Nothing?” He asked. You ran his hands down his chest, your tits pressing against the back of his head. He paused his game, throwing his head back to look up at you. You moved a hand up around his neck and said “keep playing,” before you kissed his soft lips.

He sighed and looked in front of him, continuing his game a little nervously as he was unsure what you were going to do. You ran your hands up and down his arms, walking around to face him. He glanced over at you and smirked.

You kissed his lips softly, trailing your hands down to his huge cock. You squeezed, feeling it harden in your hand. “Shit,” he sighed, sitting back. He tried to focus on his game but he was fucking up the more his cock twitched under his pants.

“You’re so handsome, baby. I love watching you play your games” you said, getting down on your knees. He chuckled and said “yea?” “Mhm,” you said, biting your lip as you lifted his shirt up, playing with his happy trail.

He took a deep breath, his cock fully hard now and begging for your attention. You gently slid your fingers in the waistband of his joggers, slipping them off his body with the help of him lifting his hips and his feet when needed.

You smiled as you stared at his cock, stood straight up just from a little touch over his pants. “You’re so pretty,” you said, staring right at it. He was going to say something about you being the pretty one when he realized you weren’t actually talking to him, you were talking to him. He could’ve cum right then and there.

You admired his big balls, heavy and full, probably aching for a release. You wish you could suck on them but because he’s sitting you don’t exactly have full access to them. You kitten licked the tip, then rubbed the tip of your tongue between his slit, collecting his precum.

“Fuck,” you moaned to yourself, licking up and down his thick shaft. You slowly took the tip in your mouth, sucking hard and he groaned, his abs flexing and his legs wanting to close. “Ohh fuck!” He groaned, leaning forward as his cock twitched and his balls tightened.

You moved down his length, sucking gentler to sort of edge him a little. You buried your nose in his pubic hair, your lack of a gag reflex being something you only discovered because of how massive he was compared to your partners in the past.

“Y/n- oh god!” He said, dropping his controller and grabbing your hair, throwing his head back as his eyes shut tightly. He groaned loudly when you started bobbing your head, a pace just enough to keep him pleasured but you knew wasn’t enough to give him an orgasm, at least not a very intense one.

He whined, dying in the game but not giving a fuck because he’s never been so turned on in his life. “Babe…please,” he groaned, gasping as you hollow your cheeks. He looked down at you and swore he almost came at the sight, your pretty lips wrapped around him as your beautiful eyes looked up at him.

You moaned and mewled around his dick, making him buck his hips and try to force you to go faster. “Tell me what you want baby,” you said, licking up the new dribbles of precum from his tip.

“Want you to suck me so good I pass out” he slurred a little, already a little pleasure drunk and you smirked. You jerked him off for a moment, watching his head fall back at the feeling. It was good, but not nearly as good as your mouth.

Suddenly you took the whole thing down your throat, bobbing as fast as you could and sucking really hard. He immediately bucked his hips, yelling out as he sat up, moaning and groaning as loud as he could. You’d never heard this from him and it only turned you on more. He was usually a bit on the quiet side and even when he was really enjoying himself he wasn’t very loud.

“Baby- uhh! Ohh god- shit- shit!” He moaned, tears forming in his eyes at how good it felt. He was bucking his hips so much, he wanted to stop but you were making him lose all control. He whimpered pathetically, grabbing your hair harder and rolling his hips in time with the bobbing of your head.

“Damn it-” he gasped, glancing at you and feeling his cock twitch. He was trying so hard to fight it, knowing his orgasms were so much more intense when he did. You squeezed his thighs, slowly working your way up and cupping his balls.

He whined, his balls tightening up involuntarily and his cock hardening even more. “Oh g- oh- don’t stop don’t- fuck! Shitshitshit- I’m cumming- ahh!” He nearly screamed, pushing your head all the way down as he came harder than he ever had before.

You continued to bob your head once he stopped forcing your head down. He was whimpering and moaning so much, his cock not stopping even after cumming for way longer than normal. “Y/n- fuck why- uhh! I can’t stop, baby” he said, nearly crying at this point.

You pulled your mouth off of him, jerking him off and trying to help him calm down. “B-babe…” he said shakily, finally being able to relax as he spent cock finally gave out and began to soften. He laid almost completely limp in the chair, panting hard.

You bit your lip and said “was it good?” He didn’t even answer, which actually worried you a bit. You licked off the cum that crippled down your chin and stood up, cupping his cheek.

“Shit- mmm” he said, placing his hand on your hip. You kissed his nose and he looked up at you, an adorable post-orgasm glimmer in his eye and a smirk on his face. “I think I just died,” he said and you giggled.

“I’m sorry-” you began to apologize, thinking maybe you shouldn’t have gone so intensely. He stopped you almost immediately as he said “don’t apologize” “you just looked so handsome. And oh god, if you only you knew how much he was just tempting me” you said, “he” being his cock.

He laughed and said “was he?” “Mhm” you said and smiled, playing with his hair. He turned off his game, pulling you down for some kisses. He stood up on shaky legs, something that's never happened to him before and went to clean himself up.

You were already waiting in bed, ready to just go to sleep with him knowing you probably tired him out. Your inner thighs were still a bit sticky but you could deal. You were facing opposite the bathroom, so when he crawled into bed and turned you over with haste, his strength only help him to spread your legs and keep them open.

“Babe!” You said, cupping his cheeks. He smirked, eyes half lidded from being so tired but he didn’t seem to want to sleep any time soon. He kissed you a few times and ripped your panties off, immediately licking up all your arousal.

You whined, fisting his hair in your hands as you said “Henry, I- shit,” You could barely speak, already feeling dizzy with pleasure. You mewled and whined as he licked up your juices, your pussy dripping more and more as he continued to make you feel like heaven.

He slowly tongue fucking you, teasing you, barely nudging his nose with your clit. You whined his name, subtly begging for more. He didn’t change, continuing to tease you. You groaned, pushing his head into your pussy and riding his face until he finally got the message and did exactly what he knew would make you go crazy.

He never failed to make you lose all control with his tongue. You can barely manage to grind your hips against his sexy face anymore, the pleasure consuming you. He held your hips down, destroying your clit with his tongue.

You couldn’t form words anymore, babbling mindlessly between whimpers and moans as you got lost in the pleasure. He practically made out with your pussy, once you pulled his hair hard enough to rip it right out as your back arched off the bed whilst you moaned his name he figured he should keep kitten licking your clit just like he was whilst stimulating your g-spot with his fingers deep in your pussy.

He gets lost in the taste of you, the sound of your moans being muffled as your thighs tense and shake and move frantically because of the pleasure. You cry out as you cum all over his face, whines and babbles of his name and “I love you” spilling out.

He moans into your pussy, wishing he tasted your cum on his tongue. He let you ride out your orgasm, finally getting to pull his fingers out and suck them clean. You were still a panting mess, a few stray tears staining your cheeks as your pussy twitched and your thighs jolted with the aftershocks.

He licked up as much of your slick as he could, finally coming up to look at you. You looked perfect. He smirked at you, making you blush. Your hairy was messy and tousled all over the pillow, your eyes were half closed and you pretty pink lips had gotten all swollen from biting them trying to supress your moans.

“I’m so in love with you” he said and you giggled. You reached for him and he instantly laid on top of you, holding himself up with one elbow. He cupped your cheek and said “Hen, you’re covered in…me”

“I know. It’s like god was on my side today” he said and you rolled your eyes. He lifted you up and carried you to the bathroom, wiping you clean and getting you water so you could pee. Once you got back to the bed you wouldn’t let him go, he could barely get to the light switch without you whining for him.

“Goodnight, beautiful” he whispered, laying on your chest per your request. You smiled as you played with his curls and said “night,” before kissing his head.

As of now l'm writing for

Eddie Munson

Lo’ak

Neteyam

Sebastian Stan

Bucky Barnes

CW!Bucky Barnes

Chris Evans

Geralt of Rivia

Henry Cavill

Chris Sturniolo

So just comment the taglist you want to be added to and l'll add you :)

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