#hes a fuckin menace i loved it

[bananafire11]

I saw minus one and immediately had to draw godzilla

#this movie was wild #it was amazing #loved godzillas design for it too #sm like the og godzilla #hes a fuckin menace i loved it #i wanna draw the humans as well soon #cuz they were pretty captivating as characters #godzilla #godzilla minus one #godzilla minus 1 #my art

[frnkiebby]

fucking cackling~🎃

#mikey backing up bc he’s probably next in the frank iero injury list #two down one to go bitch #i love them #mikey and his stupid ass pin straightened hair #probably has that ridiculous single spike in the middle of his face #what a stupid fuckin cutie pie #then frank being a menace #mikey fucking way #mikey way #mikey way saturday #frnkiebby #frank iero #mcr #frnkiero #mcrmy #frnkie #mcr5 #my chemical romance #my chem #ilhsm

[genie-made-of-clouds]

All Might: [sneezes]

Aizawa:

All Might: you're not even going to say 'bless you'?

Aizawa: I'm sitting right here, you've clearly been blessed

#mha aizawa #aizawa shota #eraserhead #hes a menace #but we all knew that #we fuckin love feral quirk man #at least i do #raise your hand if you also love feral quirk man #all might #yagi toshinori #:3 #boku no hero academia #bnha #mha #my hero academia #funny #incorrect bnha quotes #incorrect bnha #aizawa shouta

[cherry-bomb-ships]

Guys don't let the media lie to you I'm not obsessed with this monkey I'm not I'm nOT FAKE NEWS!!!!! ITS ALL A GODDAMN LIE!!!!!!!!

#RIPPING APART THE FURNITURE WITH MY TEETH WHAT IS FUCKING HAPPENING TO MEEEEE!!!!!!!! #ITS SOOOOOOO BAD YOU GUYS ITS SOOOO SOOOO FUCKING BAD #DEADASS IN AN EPISODE HE WASNT EVEN IN THEY JUST SHOW HIS FUCKIN VOLCANO LAIR FROM AFAR AND I GOT EXCITED #I PERKED UP LIKE A FUCKIN DOG I WENT 🟤W🟤 #AND WE FINALLY GOT TO AN EPISODE HE'S IN AND HHRR. HRRRRK. HRJRBRJRNKDHXSJBDBCAAAAAAAAAAA #I LOOOOOOVE THE SILLY EXTRA ELABORATE WAY HE TALKS I LOVE HOW GOOFY HE CAN BE #AND I ESPECIALLY LOVE WHEN HE'S AN ACTUAL THREAT. A LEGIT MENACE. OUH IM GONNA BE SICK #I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED TO BE THE SUNSHINE TO HIS GRUMP RIGHT!!! NOWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!! #........ i should state for the record i have been up since 4am btw. abt 20 hours now #which i would use as an excuse to say this all means nothing but not. no it definitely does 😔😔😔 #in fact it means.... everything 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 #OK BYE #ruby rambles #🧬.crsh

[gloriousmonsters]

sympathies go out to people who were into paranoid DJ's songs during the 4 year gap and thought of Valentino as having this super mean, dark, gravelly voice but the contrast between that and joel perez's beautifully queer-accented code-switching mood-ring roller coaster of a voice is so funny

#paranoid dj valentino should drop a verse on a joel perez valentino song i think #valentino hazbin hotel #happy days in hell (hazbin tag) #fuckin LOVE joel perez's take on when Valentino is menacing... how he just goes so smooth and dark in tone #and sometimes raises his voice or snarls but just as much sounds... almost detached? indifferent/cold? #(his delivery of some lines during the dressing room scene... not to mention less directly menacing but #his delivery of 'you think you can change? addict trash like you can't change. i'll see you soon baby' lives in my head rent free) #paranoid dj val is so fun though I've had Hooked on repeat #(and the interlude with him and Vox in Eyes on Me is.... kind of ho--*i am dragged offstage*)

[thehellishtrinity]

i know nothing about them but i would die for that blonde vampire guy 😳

Though vampire coded, he is regrettably not a vampire. At least, not in Trinity he isn't.

#asavi #ask #anon #oc #oc art #doodles #hes just a FREAK who likes the taste of blood #completely human just a fuckin freak #i love him dearly hes a menace to society

[b0nelessdoodles]

at this point i'm just an infomercial person trying to sell you goblin content i'd say i'm sorry but i'm not

#dungeons and dragons #dnd character #dnd goblin #dnd half orc #rhami gets to have a tag cause he shows up twice and i love him #god i fucking love drawing rip hes such a menace to society #just a fuckin unhinged little shit #tic tried so hard to reason with him and play nice but damn that bit him in the ass later #cannot fuckin' wait for them to interact again for what might be the last time cause #man these two are a literal time bomb waiting to happen #they should not have been separated! that was not a good move! #nez you dumbass you fucked up the time goblin and now shits fucked! #anyway i love them all i need to doodle tics friends more often #rhami gets the most doodles cause that's tics bestie

[crossbackpoke-check]

Hello, im wehaveagathering from my main blog, im kind of obsessed with your hockey poetry edits and I think your blog is great! I guess I kind of have a dumb question, where do you find the images you use for your edits? Did you say Getty in your tags?? I’ve gotten into making icons recently (and i have ideas for poetry edits hrrrghhh) but it’s hard to find high res images. Thanks for your time and I hope you have a nice day :)

first of all thank you so much 🥹 and second that’s absolutely not a dumb question!! i do pull a lot of images from getty and i’ll also download pictures from sports articles (i got a lot of the hugheses pictures from online access articles, for example), or sometimes from instagram/facebook/twitter if an account is public. freely admitting that i am not technologically advanced? inclined? in the slightest here, but the image editing software that you use and how you import/export photos with it makes a difference in the quality of them as well!

if you haven’t seen them yet, i would also recommend checking out @simmyfrobby @national-hockey-lesbian @hauntedppgpaints @tapedsleeves @starscelly and @captainbradmarchand’s blogs just off the top of my head!!! they might know more places to get high res images and also i love their work 💕🫶

#sorry can’t type hands all butterfly hearts i’m just out here like 🥰🥰🥰🥹🥹🥹😭😭😭💕💕💕 #@ everyone i tagged ty i love you i hope you don’t mind the tag 😘 also i KNOW i am unintentionally forgetting people so tag them at will #forgive me i am eepy. we are running on <4 hours of sleep and over 18 hours awake 🫡 #liv in the replies #join the club!!! join the club!!!!! we love the hockey poetry edits!!!!!! i’m so excited to see what you create!!!!! :))))) #the process of me finding images is very much like. either i have a vision in my head and i troll getty looking for it or my screenshots #if i know i have one l m a o but either way i am always 68 pages deep in a hyper specific search labeling my photos like ‘ohHHH buddy’ #‘menace 1 abd 2’ ‘but he’s not a cup winner’ ‘ohhhh the nolpat media scrums are rich earth’ #‘because WILLY WON’T CUT HIS HAIR’ ‘deJA FUCKIN MILK BAYBE’ ‘is it truly sn edit if u don’t find a devastating baby pic’ ‘yes MF last line’ #and so forth. like. glad it’s comprehensible to ME but if anyone else ever tried to use these photos based on file name alone i am so sorry #also i forget that y’all can’t see all of the metadata notes on photos to know where they’re from :/ i gotta be better abt making it clear #also on the note about image quality i just need to state for the record i am so photoshop whatever illiterate. #i learn one (1) new trick on GIMP a year maybe two if i am lucky & no i have never figured out consistent sizing 🫡 but the one hack for res #i HAVE figured out is that when i do edits i usually make a whole doc w/the poem lined up on it (helps me keep somewhat consistent sizing) #and then i export that document as a pdf and edit the pdf in the software instead of trying to screencap or jpeg or anything. PDF quality > #that is probably so convoluted lol if anyone has tips please lmk i am always learning #ANYWAY. rambling u did not ask for but is inherent to Me. #have a great day too!!!!! you literally made mine so 💕😭 #wehaveagathering #indecisor

[psycherprince]

ways my emotional support cat has emotionally supported me thus far:

-got the zoomies while I was crying and distracted me by being fucking goofy

-found a bottle of Lexapro that had rolled under my bed (after he knocked it off my nightstand, but he did find it)

-crawled up on my shoulders like a parrot, preventing me from getting any work done (benefit unclear), pic related

-whined like a little baby when I wouldn't let him bite my face (???)

-REFUSES to let me piss without supervision (the bathroom door doesn't close all the way sometimes and he just bonks into it until it opens)

-forces me to get out of bed and bothers me relentlessly when I don't (this one actually is really helpful)

-does this:

#his official esa status is pending with the university but since we live in family housing and not the dorms now theyve been chill #like. they let toddlers live here they can handle a more or less well behaved cat #hes well behaved in the sense hes not destructive at least. he is kind of a little menace though #see above wrt biting me on the nose #we looked up why he does that- apparently some cats give love bites bc theyre trying to groom you like another cat #and the solution is to hiss and meow like a sad injured kitten so he thinks he bit too hard and stops doing it #but the problem with mr man over here #is that when you do that #he will lick you as an apology (insert picture ''a tiny apology'') and then bite you again but softer #rinse and repeat until he gets huffy that you dont want to be bitten #and goes and sits across the room to gaze at you scornfulky #so thats why we have to kick him out of our room at night #hes like the 5th cat ive had in my life and the only one that does this #granted of the other 4. 2 were feral rescue kittens who were middle age by the time i was even born #and the other 2 we adopted when i was like 9 so they were mostly trained by my mom #who runs a TIGHT fuckin ship #anyway hes the loviest little baby boy ever #cult classic alias booboo

[todayisafridaynight]

Almost every Yakuza antagonist: is either power hungry, tragic, plain assholes, or plain crazy

Ryuji: I am here to throw hands and nothing more.

ryuji truly and honestly just here to party and not any one of us can argue thats not a respectable motive

#snap chats #love him so much for that #like genuinely what the fuck does he do the whole game other than be a menace just to be a menace #im a big fan of that personally #he shows up to cause problems on purpose and then leaves #the biggest chad of this franchise idc #like why did he even blow up the millenium i cant even fuckin remember #like whyd you do that. #For Shits And Giggles yeah ill accept that

[hecksupremechips]

Idk man I just need to hold hands with Kai Satou and I’ll be good

#yttd #he needs kisses yeah #ive just been watching his fondness events from your time to shine and theyre kinda making me feel things like damn i didnt expect #them to be as good as they are i guess it really shows how good these characters are man 😩 #the nao ones really got to me cuz she calls him silly and kind and hes like 🥺🍳 just like absolutely clueless what to do with himself #he doesnt know how to socialize or receive compliments hes so unused to that shit #its like dammit give this man some kisses right the fuck now 👺👺👺 #then idk he just has a really stupid sense of humor and chases reko around to tell her ghost stories cuz he likes them #and because he likes to be a menace #he accidentally becomes kannas mom and he wears a bucket in his head to match her #idk like i already liked him a lot when i initially played the game and then like recently introduced a friend to it #and she LOVED kai which was unsurprising to me lol and i was just like. yeah actually kai fuckin rules #and his past story made me feral and then yeah i discovered these fondness events and im like #okay so yeah hes the best character #or at least my second favorite character i still gotta keep shin on his pedestal #aaaaghhh its really hard deciding my favorite characters in this game theyre all so good like even the characters im not crazy about #are still really fucking good and yeah just like everyone feels important and well developed its very good #anyways i have such a type for pretty boys with big autism who were raised to be assassins but now theyre house husbands

[byanyan]

ash messaged me last night to remind me of that moment in an ep of run where jk figured out the forbidden action was touching their goggles and he just kept doing it for fun with the note "that's byan energy" and i was like "hey, yeah"

and then i rewatched the entire clip and was like "HEY, YEAH" so obviously i'm still thinking about it which means i'm now slapping it on the dash bc it's too perfectly chaotic, mischievous, and softly masochistic byan energy for me to not.

#and the way he laughs every fuckin time. YEAH. #the way he doesn't even flinch #like do i even need to explain or do you just Get It #this isn't even the full clip. he keeps going for the rest of the round. absolute menace. #god i love him. he really was the perfect choice for fc #anyway thanks @ ash for the free shitpost 💜 #━━ ˟ ⊰ ✰ shitpost ⋮ bold of you to assume i've reached peak dumbass.

[frnkiebby]

X is for X-Eyes

honestly what a fuckin cutie~🎃

#look at that innocent face #a sweet innocent angel baby #the sweetest #this sewer rat cryptid has never done #— #sorry i can’t do that anymore #he’s a fuckin menace to society #and i love him #FellowWhore Appreciation Day #follower milestone #frnkiebby #frank iero #mcr #frnkiero #mcrmy #frnkie #mcr5 #my chemical romance #my chem #ilhsm

[mushroom-winners-proof]

#snap chats #im making you all look at him #HE'S SO CUTE I ALMOST WANNA PRE ORDER HIM #lil fuckin menace i love you but my wallet

[sprinklethetangerine]

One thing about me is that I will bully a random fictional character relentlessly every chance I get for no reason.

#they coukd literally breathe and i will start verbally harassing them #its just fun okay #like “oh little bitch boy breathed? haha what an idiot what a loser only losers breathe” #“what fucking dumbass cant believe he fuckin breathed” #this is what i do with lemony snickett every time i rewatch a series of unfortunate events #every singke chance i get to verbally assault that man i will take #i will make fun of him til the day i die #my last words will be making fun of lemony snickett #theres no real reason behind it other than its just funny and i love to be a menace

[sttoru]

𝝑𝑒 SYNOPSIS. sukuna is shameless—not caring if anyone were to ever catch him righteously claiming ownership over his favorite concubine in the garden.

wc. 1.5k-ish

tags. true form!sukuna x concubine!female reader. smut, pwp. exhibitionism. size difference. dumbification \\ objectification. has two c.ocks. hair pulling. use of spit (yeah ik i wouldnt write for it but its sukuna). breeding themes. overstimulation. reader gets called ‘little girl, slut’. sukuna’s a menace and loves to create drama between his concubines

“shut up. i don’t care if they’re here or not,” sukuna grunts, tightening his grip on your fleshy thighs as his lower cock slams in and out your sloppy cunt without much thought. the sound of pruning shears cutting off branches is easily overwhelmed by the lewd noises of skin slapping against skin.

you feel sorry for those servants who’re just doing their job tending to the garden. none of them dare to look your way. they’re sweating, eyes solely focused on the branches they’re cutting, acting like they are not hearing the sinful moans and grunts in the distance. if they look, they’re dead. that much is known.

everything is blurry to you. all you can manage to do is let out a string of pleasure filled whines. your body is easily overpowered and held up against the harsh wood of the nearby wall. your thighs are spread in an awfully painful way, your knees up to your chest. quite literally folded in half.

“i said eyes on me, y’ fuckin’ slut,” sukuna barks. he does not have the patience today. you breaking the intense eye contact with him only worsens his mood. one of his veiny hands tug at your hair. the others hold you up—not allowing you to even think of getting back on your feet until your tight cunt is done milking him for what he’s worth.

you gasp and sukuna takes the chance to grab your jaw with yet another free hand. “open y’r mouth,” his hips do not still for even a second. they roll and ground against yours, the surrounding skin near his pelvis stained with your wet juices. he could smell it. just as nasty and dirty as he wants it to be.

you part your lips and keep them like that, not wanting to piss sukuna off even more. he grins at the sight of your red tongue instinctively rolling out like the obedient little girl you are. he spits right into your mouth, “swallow.”

you do so without second thought. the warm liquid trickles down your throat. sukuna watches in satisfaction, drilling into you until your insides are complete mush. you’re drooling over yourself already—clearly having lost control over your rationality.

you sniffle and try to hold onto sukuna’s biceps. your small fingers curl around the shape of them, nails digging into his flesh. every time you think sukuna’s finally letting up, he only increases his inhuman pace. “my l-lord, ‘s too much,” you cry out. your body could only handle so much pleasure before it’d break down. your pussy is convulsing around his girthy cock, feeling his other sliding back and forth over your sensitive clit.

the king of curses shuts you up with a hiss. his bottom set of eyes is focused on the impressive scene of your tiny pussy swallowing his cock so easily. he’s feeling proud of the fact that he’s molded you into the perfect concubine for him and his carnal pleasure.

sukuna has fucked you silly enough times to know how to get you under his spell. his fingers brush over your hard nipples, grabbing the squishy flesh of your tits as they bounce with each of his thrusts. he leans his head down towards yours. his rough, raspy voice makes your body heat up, “no, no. it’s never too much for my little girl, right? she can easily take ‘nother load f’me.”

your breath hitches and sukuna realises it worked. he knows just what to say to manipulate you into giving in. so he can fuck you senseless for how long he wants. you’re a sucker for the fact that he calls you his. that’s what you are—you’re his woman. only his and no one else’s. the claim of ownership makes your pussy clench.

“y-yes, my lord. i can take another, i can,” you breathe out, head swaying from side to side, not mentally able anymore to keep up with sukuna’s intense libido. yet, your body is still active, squeezing around sukuna’s dick as he promised you more of his precious cum.

the king of curses snickers, amused by just how fast you gave in. “that’s what i thought, hah,” he’s realised that his hold on you knows no bounds. you’re his little toy. the only one he wants to ravish these days. and the only one worth of carrying his seed.

you’re still thinking about the way he’s called you ‘his little girl’. it’s driving you closer to the edge. you start to get louder, completely ignoring your inner thoughts that begged you to have some decorum; to try and hide the fact that you’re getting slutted out in the courtyard.

there’s not much hiding it anyway since the servants have a clear understanding of what’s going on behind them. “mghh, please—please need more!” you mewl and sukuna listens. his red eyes darken with desire as you get into it. he loves to experience that lust driven side of yours. a complete opposite to your usual formal and shy self.

“louder, c’mon. let them know i’m fucking you good,” sukuna sneers, enjoying the mind games he is playing with you. you’re too cockdrunk to even notice. the them in his sentence refers to his other concubines. he knows that you’re secretly craving to get revenge on them and show them just how well you get dicked down by him every single day.

unlike them, who rarely get graced by his touch. that is, when you’re unavailable.

you do as told and increase the volume of your erotic moans, letting everyone around the estate know what you’re getting up to. not like anyone could interfere. sukuna wouldn’t dare let them live a second after.

“that’s it, yeah,” the sorcerer grunts and rams his length repeatedly into you, cursing at the way you’re gripping him so tightly. you’re so dripping wet that he slips out of you for a second. he moves his hips, angling them better to slam back inside of you.

however, you’re one step ahead. your shaky hand reaches down between your legs and you quickly guide his tip to your entrance, urging him to push between your moist folds again. “nasty fuckin’ girl,” sukuna scoffs at your desperation, though secretly thrives off it. he switches cocks and shoves the upper one into your cunt.

you gasp. you’re so used to him to the point that you could sense the difference between his dicks. the upper one has more veins and is a tad bit girthier. you hiccup and nearly choke on your own moans and spit from the change of pace and dicks. “ngh, ‘tis so deep, my lord—” you whine loudly and your hands move to hold your breasts, stopping them from painfully jiggling around in every direction.

sukuna hums in content as he continues his rough thrusts. he can feel his balls twitch and clench, ready to shoot his sperm all up in your womb like you deserve. though, he doesn’t want to end this moment too quickly. he wants to extend it.

“c’mere,” sukuna grumbles and stops pounding your poor, aching cunt. he stills his dick inside you and allows you to cling onto his tall stature, lifting you away from the wall. he silently urges you to wrap your legs around his waist so he could carry you.

the robes of your kimono get left behind on the patch of grass near the wall of the main house. there’s a few droplets of white liquid that’s stained the grass, right where sukuna and you were standing at seconds ago.

you don’t think about anything anymore as you babble about how full you felt with his cock all the way in you. the fat tip brushes against your cervix with each step sukuna takes towards his next destination.

“keep talkin’ to me, doll. tell me how good it feels to take my cock,” he grins smugly as he carries your little body like a trophy into the main building—not paying mind to any maids who he passes by. they’re shocked by the sight of their lady in such a state, though are only able to bow at the two of you.

sukuna finally stops in front of the dinner table. the same table you always have dinner at with him and his other women. he places your back against the surface, big hands holding you down by your hips. “there we go,” he coos mockingly, seeing how you’re completely fucked out, yet still needing more of him.

the king of curses has his own twisted reasons of bringing you here. looking outside of the window, you notice how the sun is starting to set. that’s also the moment you realise his hidden motive.

the other concubines will sooner or later gather at the dining hall to eat supper. they’d expect a peaceful meal, though instead, they’ll be greeted by the sight of their dear lord screwing his favorite. it’ll be a painful blow to them.

which is exactly what the ruthless man wants to achieve.

sukuna licks his lips and all of his eyes focus on you solely, “gonna enjoy my dinner a bit earlier t’day, yeah?”

CR. STTORU 2024

#sttoru writes. #jjk smut #jjk x reader #sukuna smut #sukuna x reader #jjk x you #sukuna x you #jjk x y/n #sukuna x y/n