#holy hotness

[baby-girl-e]

I don’t think I’m being dramatic when I say if Maverick saw this photo he’d pass out. He won’t even frame it because he’d be too sexually frustrated to do anything any time he saw it.

#icemav #iceman x maverick #maverick #iceman kazansky #top gun #pete mitchell #holy hotness #val kilmer

[kenma-waifu]

i tried a sketch of dabi on paper....I'm proud of this one ngl!

#mha #bnha #sketch #dabi my hero academia #bnha dabi #dabi #mha dabi #todoroki touya #touya todoroki #dabi todoroki #dabi lovers #my art #holy hotness #damn 🔥 #he looks 🔥🔥🔥 #don't repost #don't reblog

[exsqueezememacaroni]

I forgot the kinds of sounds that can come out of this guy

Faith No More on Hanging with mTV, 1992, part 1

X

#mike patton #faith no more #holy hotness

[craig-parker-cravings]

GAHHH!!!🥵🥵😛🤗🤗

#craig parker #holy hotness #haldir #lord of the rings #lotr #haldir of lorien #lotr elves #good trouble #yuri elwin #spartacus #legatus gaius claudius glaber #glaber #reign #lord narcisse #stefan narcisse

[deliciousthoughts2023]

Anyone else see someone naked for the first time and their brain scrambles? Like you can't focus on anything and literally brain is like "aaaaaaaa....." with no words forming?

That happened tonight. I really wish I'd paid better attention for replay purposes. 😈

#personal #Holy hotness #why oh why so yummy

[canisalbus]

Machete would be the saddest wettest worm on a string

Pictured here in his natural habitat.

#camouflaging to evade predators #own art #own characters #CanisAlbus #Machete #worm on a string #pour hot holy water onto your soaped woerm

[reaxlette]

He just hungry, he can’t help it…

#cursed cat alastor #radioapple #lucifer morningstar #charlie morningstar #hazbin hotel #alastor #holy hot wings for dinner

[goodboy-ftm]

I was humping his leg and he said "yeah use me like the dog you are" and when I say I nearly came right then and there,,,,,

#holy shit it was so hot #im still reeling from the experience #trans nsft #ftm bottom #ftm puppy #ftm sub #good boy #t4t nsft #mlm nsft #ftm t4t #t4t ns/fw #mlm sub #puppy sub #dumb puppy #ftm ns/fw #lgbt nsft #ftm nsft #queer nsft #transmasc nsft

[cerastes]

Elysium fighting for his life right this second keeping every dude and lesbian away from Mantra in real time:

#arknights #elysium #mantra #holy FUCK dude she’s hot

[blondwhowrites]

"You know, princess, if you wanted me, you could've just asked," Mattheo purred, his hands tenderly drawing circles into the skin of your waist. He flexed his thigh smirking as your hips jerked your swollen clit aching for any sort of friction you could get. "Look at you ruining my pants like a whore."

Your swollen lips jutted out in a pout, and your cheeks flushed red. "Matty," you whined, pawing at his chest. It's not your fault that you're so needy!!! He just looks so sexy all the time ):

Your pink lace panties getting all soaked and ruined while you grind on his thigh, and he just can't help but tease you when you look so precious. "Come on, princess, be a big girl and ask for it."

"But that's embarrassing!" you whined. "Please, Matty, I've been a good girl this entire week!" 

Mattheo's hands trailed up your body, languidly groping your breasts and his fingers pinching your perk nipples. "Oh honey~ I know you have, but I need to know that you want this," he teased. 

You bit your lip, huffing out in embarrassment as you hesitantly asked, "Matty, will you please fuck me?"  

"Now that's a good girl. Bend over the desk, and I'll give your cunt exactly what it needs." 

#harry potter #slytherin boys #mattheo riddle #mattheo riddle smut #mattheo riddle x you #mattheo riddle x reader #mattheo x you #smut #i need holy water #hes so hot #this man has me in a chokehold #mattheo riddle blurb 🐍

[ew-selfish-art]

Dp x Dc AU: Jazz Fenton, after years of fixing her brother’s injuries, becomes a Doctor with an inclination towards behavioral health and psychology- In order to make the difference she wants to see in the world she joins Dr. Leslie Thompkin’s practice. 

Jazz Fenton, M.D. has spent years of her life doing research, doing the hard work and the emotional labor, and finally, finally, she’s joining a practice she can feel 100% confident in. She’s goddamn good doctor and she wants to make the biggest impact that she can. 

Dr. Thompkins (who insists that she call her Leslie as they’re colleagues now), is a kind woman, sharp as a tack and keeps her practice open at odd hours to help the most unfortunate. It took some time for them to bond and trust to be built, but now Jazz is being allotted a few night shifts here and there. 

It’s incredible. Jazz gets to spend time with the kids who come in and really talk to them (in addition to getting them antibiotics, heating pads and pokemon themed bandaids) to help equip them with a few coping skills. Her passion for psychology never disappeared after all, but the expansive knowledge of how to heal the human body has made her find a sense of fulfillment like no other.

Having proven herself and worn Leslie down, Jazz now takes up about 1/3 of all the night shifts in the month. She’s hoping to get to 50/50 by the end of the year but she’s content with what she has. Danny keeps odd hours anyway so calling him after work on her walk home can happen any time of day and he will always answer enthusiastically. 

It’s a particularly busy night before he comes in. The Red Hood. 

He was known for being an ally to Leslie, despite being on contentious terms with the Bats, but Jazz had never asked directly. Never one to turn away a patient with bullet hole wounds, she hops into action to get his wounds cleaned, sewed up and gauze wrapped. She’s handing him a sheet (an Infographic! Dani made it with her! Graphic design is her passion!) on how to care for his wounds when he first seems to recognize that she’s not Leslie. 

“No, Of course not. I’m Dr. Fenton. I can’t blame you for not remembering but I did introduce myself as you bled in the entry way. You’re Red Hood, right?” 

“Hm. Didn’t realize the practice was expanding. Where can I find-” He grumbles before pushing her hand aside from where she had still been supporting his shoulder.

“Hold on there, mister. You’re going home, you’re following this infographic and you’re going to get some sleep.” 

“Lady you don’t know-” His voice modulated ton came across antagonistically. As if he was trying to intimidate her. Ha, Jazz rolls her eyes at the inclination.

“Who I’m talking to? Who I’m dealing with? You’re hilarious. I can eat you vigilante’s hero complexes for breakfast. Tell me who I’m calling to pick you up and then you can say thank you.” Jazz snaps at him. It really had been a long night but his whole dialogue thus far is making her a bit batty. 

“Oh really Doc? You know Leslie’s tough shit, and from what I can tell you’ve got nothing on her-” 

“Trying to make me feel insufficient when I just saved your life? That’s cute. I’m sure a lifetime of abandonment by both of your parental figures gave you that. I’m also sure that you inherited this desire to prove you’re not going to be dependent on anyone who wants to help from whoever got you dressing up in tights to fight crime in the first place. Again, I’d love to talk at length about how predictable you-” 

“Bwah- wait- I’m Predictable? You’re probably some nepobaby who had parents who told her she could have the world-” But Jazz cuts him off with hysterical laughter- he couldn’t be further from the truth. Her parents loved her, but nepotism? With what, the ghosts? If anything she got that from Danny, but he doesn’t need to know about her ghostly titles. 

“You’re just some guy who came back from the dead and made his trauma everyone else’s issue. So shut it. And tell me how I’m getting you home from this clinic.” She seethes though her voice stays devastatingly level with each word. 

Speechless for a moment, he eventually relents to Jazz that he’s already called for help on the comms but it will be hours before they can come for a pick up. The sun had already come up and the night had been over for most of them before Hood had walked into trouble. She groans and the realizes the time for herself and the empty clinic around them.

“Fine. My shift just ended anyway. I’ll get you home in one piece and I swear to all the ancients that you’d better follow the directions on the infographic.” 

And that’s how Jazz ended up calling her brother while supporting the weight of a grown ass man (who no longer wanted to talk to her) on her walk home. 

The next time Red Hood appears in her clinic, he’s brought a dozen roses in addition to the cut on his neck that definitely needs to be pressurized like ASAP. Did he stop for the flowers on his way to the clinic? He’s going to pass out from blood loss! She doesn’t even like roses!

#ehehehe #dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #danny phantom #dc crossover #dp crossover #anger management #jazz fenton #jason todd #she still loves psychology but its a back pocket tool to her knowledge as an emergency medicine provider #jazz is ready to throw hands because becoming a princess during med school sucked ass #she did not have the time #but she loves and supports anything danny is doing sooo... #danny is currently attending gotham u for engineering but lives across town so they just call everyday #he sees her on her off days and always brings her tons of fast food #jason is immediately smitten with the woman put him in his place #the pit maddness was barking up a storm this entire convo but she got him home and he was like holy fuck im in love #jason todd said she saw right through me and that shit was hot #yes he totally stopped to grab (steal) flowers on his way to the clinic #dick picks him up this time. sees the flowers and is like oh cool its my turn to wingman for my lil bro #jazz is worn down by sweet gestures and the fact that hes legit so nice now when he comes into the clinic #he quotes poetry at her sometimes and she's like omg did you just make that up? she's never read poetry a day in her life #only medical textbooks and psychology papers #long post

[caliphoria17]

“Come here.”

Aaliyah x Cruz

#Fuck me this was sooo hot #Jeezus Aaliyah let me breathe #I too would go to her if she looked LIKE THAT and she looked MY WAY LIKE THAT #HOLY SHIT #Special Ops: Lioness #Special Ops: Lioness spoilers #Aaliyah x Cruz #LGBTQ+ #WLW #SOL video #SOL edit #My edit

[annanuna-arts]

He needs some new clothes asap

#bg3 #rolan #rolan bg3 #bg3 rolan #baldurs gate fanart #holy rolan empire #zurgan #what can I say #he's hot #it's not easy to find a good pair of jeans

[bluetimeombre]

Cowboy like me! ▶︎ •၊၊||၊|။||||။‌‌‌‌‌၊|• 0:10

Your band has a new single out and a certain actor stars in the music video. Sparks fly just as high as rumours.

[i get so bored in work so I get so inspired to just write a bunch of thing i wish I was doing instead of sitting around. I’m still thinking of how to end ‘call it what you want to’ but enjoy this for now. In this I’ve used the last dinner party as a reference cause hello?! Obsessed, but ur band is called 15screens- idk I made it up]

▶︎ •၊၊||၊|။||||။‌‌‌‌‌၊|• 0:10

liked by… yourusername, tomblyth, florencepugh & oliviarodrigo

15screens: ‘cowboy like me’ music video out now!!! Staring the cowboy himself Tom Blyth!!

895k likes 501k comments

user: FINALL6!!!!

user: omg it’s gonna be iconic

user: my favourite band and favourite actor?!

user: omg!! Omg!!! Ahhhhh!

user: the drought is over

user: they’re feeding us!!

user: NEW ALBUM WHEN

user: cowboy like me is such an underrated track of yours

user: tom is so hot as a cowboy I actually can’t

user: I can’t tell who I’d rather be in the music video, tomblyth or yourusername

tomblyth: thank you so much for having me! An honour

15screens: come back anytime

user: I’m shipping, I’m shipping

user: did everyone see yourusername and tomblyth in the music video!!!! So hot

user: best girl band in history

liked by… 15screens, tomblyth, emmalouisecorrin, tchalamet & rachelzegler

yourusername: cowboy like me!! Feast your eyes

tagged: tomblyth

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user: feasting my eyes i am

user: miss GURL

user: best music video ever

user: excUSE ME?! The part where your in a field just casually undressing ONTOP of the TOM BLYTH

user: you know what they say, save a horse…

user: nobody has ever looked so good in a cowboy hat 😍😍

user: tom blyth is a lucky man

user: the CHEMISTRY

user: ur so hot together

user: she never misses

user: the last pic

user: hotttt

tomblyth: 🤠

user: tom 😭😭😭

user: all I’m saying is they’d be the hottest couple out there

liked by… yourusername, 15screens, rachelzegler & hunterschafer

tomblyth: cowboy like me music video, out now. What a wonderful experience, thank you so much 15 screens for having me

1m likes 766k comments

user: omg!!

user: what’s cookin good looking

user: the crossover we didn’t know we needed

user: he is so hot

user: suddenly I’m into cowboys

user: I’ll ride you like a horse

user: the last picture!! They’re so cute

user: they look so good together

user: I never thought, in this day and age I’d be shipping yourusername and tomblyth

user: so unbelievably hot

user: I need the song injected into my bloodstream

user: gnawing at the iron bars of my enclosure

user: I’m barking rn

user: not to be horny on main but I’m horny

liked by… tomblyth, 15screens, zendaya & Jacobelordi

yourusername: let them eat cake, she said

650k likes 300k comments

user: miss gurl?!????

user: TOM?!

user: I knew it!!

user: it’s been a month and I still haven’t recovered from cowboy like me music video

user: is this their announcement

user: save a horse, ride a cowboy

user: it’s happening!!!

user: I’m dead

user: THATS DEFINITELY TOM HE LIKED

user: confirm it so I can die happy

user: mother is mothering

user: she ate

user: so hot

user: a bisexual dilemma

liked by… 15screens, rachelzegler, joshuandresrivera & yourusername

tomblyth: soft launch?

tagged: yourusername

1.3m likes 889k comments

user: WHAT!

user: I don’t think tom knows what soft launch is

user: this is the hardest of all launches!!!

user: I knew it!!

user: NOOO I WANT TO BE THERE

user: I’m in love

user: parents!

user: she’s so hot

user: they’re gonna rule the world

user: this has cleared my acne and got me good grades

user: YEYYAYAY

user: that should be me! Holding your hand, that should be me making you laugh

user: tom- babe, that’s not what soft launch is

user: I didn’t know I needed this until now

user: and all to think it was because of that music video

liked by… yourusername, tomblyth, zendaya & oliviarodrigo

15screens: ‘The greatest’ out now, featuring blonde tom blyth (because yourusername begged him to go blonde and he’s whipped)

884k likes 651k comments

user: ONG again!

user: another one!

user: 15screens are officialy the biggest fans of tomblyth and yourusername

user: BLONDE IS BACK

user: yourusername Doing gods work

user: he’s so in love with her

user: he’s whipped Omg hahahahha

user: 15 screens is officially gonna be a Fanpage dedicated ti them

user: everyone say thank you yourusername

#tom blyth x yn #tom blyth x you #tom blyth fanfiction #tom blyth imagine #tomblyth #tom blyth x reader #the last dinner party #so hot 🔥🔥🔥 #holy fuck #cowboy #billy the kid #cowboy like me

[cynicallyneutral]

A lil date 🍅🍥

#sasunaru #narusasu #naruto #sasuke #this is my first time like #drawing an interior and actually put effort #i hope u guys like it #i spent SO MUCH time on this #like more than any of my other stuff and i think u can see #spent like 4 hours a day for a week #hot damn #tho this was exhausting i rly rly hope that #this can help me make more of these kinds of illustrations #bc i rly like pretty cluttered scenes #tho it is a pain to make holy heeeeck #round fox baby #naruto’s boyfriend #my art #background