#honestly lads im doing fine

[myoddessy]

hellooo congrats on 2k!! not sure how to phrase this request but some 🍰 please for harry/w2s. maybe about being seen in the backgrounds of his videos/features on other videos sometimes? or the things he mentions about you on camera if thats not too much trouble! congrats again! and if head cannons are easier thats great too

thank you so much! im a bit rusty when it comes to blurbs so i hope this is okay 💞

it was no secret that harry had found his forever in you, anyone who was anyone could see the shift in his smile or the glint in his eye when you caught his eye. be it a fleeting look of shyness on your instagram story or tiktok, a short clip of your face popping into the background of a video, or even a flash of your face in a pop-up add as he scrolled through social media.

it was as if the boldness and unabashed bravery of wroetoshaw melted away for a split second, and the world saw harry for who he truly was; a boy in love.

now, with a love that open and observed, privacy was a luxury you rarely found yourself in possession of. whether someone tweeted that you were on a date down a quiet city street, or the detectives of your fanbases debunked every picture, comment, and clip about either if you until you were certain they knew more about your relationship than you did. and as grateful as you were that there was such a wide reception of love for you and harry, the lack of secrecy lead to you cowering away from video cameos so that any moments you did managed to share stayed between you and you only.

that being said, you couldn't honestly say you hadn't fallen down a rabbit hole of your w2s and sidemen pop-ups before.

your favourite was during the sidemen become parents for 24 hours challenge, when harry was in a murderous state and little baby nathaniel would not stop screaming, ethan caught a glimpse of you walking down shop street and yelled for you just in time for harry to release the child from a chokehold.

with a confused smile and hands stuffed in the pockets of your northface puffer, you walked towards them, unaware to the cameras panning in on the softened eyes and uncontrollable smile of your boyfriend.

"well, lads. you alright?" you asked, voice trailing off to a higher pitch when you saw the screaming doll dangling from harry's grip, his hand wrapped loosely around its ankle.

"doing just fine, birthed a beautiful baby boy. bog couldn't be happier." ethan joked, hand clapping down on the younger man's shoulder. "he won't shut up." harry said, blowing out an exhausted sigh. "help us, please." you sucked in a harsh breath, toying with them. "dunno if i shouldn't, wouldn't that be breaking challenge rules?"

"i will literally pay you." harry shook the baby's leg in your face, emphasising his pain.

"just do the washing up for the rest of the week and we're sorted."

"deal."

"hand me over the child then."

ethan's focus bounced between you and harry like he was watching this unfold in wimbledon, unsure of who to look at throughout the exchange, before settling with staring at the camera, blinking slowly as harry handed you nathaniel. you bounced the doll in your arms, shushing him and swaying slowly, your hand running up and down his back as if it were real and second nature.

would never say it, nor did he think he even could, but a sense of urgency washed over him in that moment. like he wouldn't breathe until he saw it again, except real, with your child—his child. with a shake of his head, the thought dispelled before his cheeks got too red, but anyone could see the far-off look in his eye, and he worried that anyone who looked too close would see the reflection of domesticity behind it.

in the span of a minute, you'd gotten nathaniel to calm down, and with a laugh of good luck and a happy wave, you left before any other sidemen could approach and see them getting outside assistance.

over the years, the clip had been reposted, edited, referenced by the world as the love they yearned to see in their partner's eyes, and you loved every second of it. now, with two diamonds weighing your left hand down and a bump in your stomach, you sat before the camera once more, this time with purpose. this time to confirm to everyone that the dream harry held in his eyes three years ago was finally upon him.

his forever was set in stone.

#eden's 2k tea party 💞 #harry wroetoshaw #wroetoshaw x reader #wroetoshaw #harry w2s #w2s fic #w2s imagine #w2s x reader #w2s #the sidemen x reader #sidemen fanfic #sidemen imagine #sidemen #sidemen x reader #sdmn #sdmn imagines #miniminter #ksi #vikkstar123 #zerkaa #behzinga #tobjizzle

[betty-gb]

characters x short s/o

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alright here we go, this is hc of some of my favourite boys and one girl with a short s/o. like quite short, like 4’11/5’0. this honestly became more general hcs but they still focus on height factors.

includes: leo valdez, connor stoll, gilbert blythe, carter kane and kate bishop

disclaimer: these are just my personal opinions so please don’t be mean if you don’t agree. also lmk if i’ve made any mistakes regarding canonical facts about these characters.

pronouns: i think i only used pronouns once in this and it was they/them so anyone could read this although some head cannons were more geared towards a female audience as i myself am female.

warnings: some mild language

*not proof read*

leo valdez:

-starting off strong with our short king, mr. leo valdez

-he is canonically about 5’6 so we’re going to go with that

-he’s a little shit

-just putting that out there

-1000% using you as an armrest

-asking you to grab something for him that he knows for a fact you can’t reach

-the whole package of teasing

-but can we really blame him

-he’s been the shorty for a while and he enjoys finally having someone shorter

-now leo i hc as a little spoon

-just because our boy has some major trauma

-but if you were a demigod too you would probably have a whole lot of trauma as well

-we love

-anyway with the height difference i feel like he would big spoon a bit more but you bet he is still laying on your chest with his face in your boobs (for anyone who has them) or just your chest (for everyone else)

-you would probably come up to his nose area so perfect height for him to give you forehead kisses

-although i feel like he prefers to kiss the tip of your nose

-especially when it’s all rosy from the cold

-in terms of clothes sharing

-i feel like leo is more of a ‘let me try on your clothes that are too small for me for laughs’ guy than a ‘wear my clothes that are too big for you and i’ll swoon’ type of guy

-which makes me sad

-but it’s okay because he will still give you clothes if ur cold and he will most certainly blush and pepper your face with kisses

-now with you being tiny and all he feels a certain sense of protectiveness

-not that you can’t handle yourself yk being a demigod and all

-but he’s lost enough people and he will not let anyone hurt you

-anyone messes with you they mess with him

-which isn’t very intimidating as he’s also short

-but he makes up for it with attitude

-all in all leo will be a bitch about your height but he will also love being taller just the same

connor stoll:

-next comes my one of my favourite demigods

-idk why i love him so much but i do so ya

-let’s start with his height bc he’s a tall lad

-all we get from the books is ‘tall’

-so i hc him to be around 6’3

-i also think travis is about 6’2 so a little bit shorter than connor

-and boy he will not shut up about it

-but i’m getting carried away

-as you can imagine this is a biggg height difference

-probably the biggest one i’m gonna be writing about

-it’s like 15-16 inches so ya

-you don’t even come up to his shoulder

-kisses are always a struggle but you make do

-he picks you up

-you stand on a chair

-he sits on a chair

-it works fine

-he is another little shit

-wow i seem to have a type

-this time it’s even more extreme of a height difference tho so it’ll be sooo fun for you

-that was very sarcastic if you couldn’t tell ^

-he will toss you over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes and parade you around while you whack at his back

-and if you ask him to get something for you

-don’t expect it within the next hundred years because he will hold it just out of your reach so you have to literally climb him to get it

-unless it’s something you need of course because he’s secretly a sweetheart that would so anything for you

-in terms of cuddling, im assuming you already know it would be very hard for you to be the big spoon

-wow i just realized that this height difference is giving those draco fanfics where y/n is like 4’11 and not like other girls

-back to cuddling tho

-i think it would be okay because i see him as more of a big spoon anyway

-or he would like to have you lying on his chest

-omg i’m just picturing the whole him in sweatpants like rly low down on his waist with no shirt because you’re in his shirt which is way to big lying for you lying on his chest in bed

-i’m swooning

-but ya

-i feel like occasionally he would lie like lower on the bed with his head between your legs on his back

-so like the back of his head is resting on your stomach

-idk how to explain this properly i hope that made sense

-speaking of clothes tho

-i think he is more of a ‘wear my clothes that are too big for you and i’ll swoon’ guy

-only because he may rip your clothes if he tried them on

-if you were more similar in height he would totally be stealing your shirts and putting on a goofy fashion show for you

-and like i mentioned before his shirts are huge on you

-it’s adorable

-now for him the whole protectiveness is stumping me

-i feel like he would kinda respect you and know that you can handle yourself

-because you are like a badass

-but i feel like his whole protectiveness would come out more if a guy was like hitting on you and got handsy

-scary boyfriend privileges coming out

-in battle he would for sure try to protect you but not rly any more than you would try to protect him

-your amazingness makes up for the height in battle

-i generally feel like protectiveness in battle would be about equal both ways

-and he’s the quiet jealous type so i feel like if a guy was like flirting he wouldn’t necessarily do anything

-only if the guy got like to touchy or aggressive like i mentioned before

-wow i really rambled for connor

-i’m sorry i just love him so much

-so all in all he would be annoying but he would have so much respect for you and your abilities even with your height

gilbert blythe:

-alright we’re switching fandoms now

-for the first time in forever i don’t think he’s a little shit about your height

-gilbert is around 5’8

-but for my self indulgence let’s say he’s around 5’10

-because he gives decently tall guy vibes

-so that means we have ourselves a height difference of around 10-11 inches

-he really just sees your height as a way to coddle and protect you

-which obviously you don’t need

-but it being the late 19th century we got all the big strong man stereotypes

-he’s not possessive or anything though

-just protective

-especially from a certain someone

-*cough* billy *cough*

-we all know billy is a grade a asshole

-and it’s even better that my phone just tried to autocorrect billy to bully

-quite fitting

-as for cuddling

-gilbert is a big spoon

-and i am set on that

-he also loves being on the couch and just holding you in his arms while your head rests on his chest

-maybe he’s reading to you

-gosh i’m soft for him

-so the height difference works perfectly for you guys with cuddling

-and yes he is a ‘wear my clothes that are too big for you and i’ll swoon’

-i will stand by this until i die

-wear his sweater and he might just blow up on the spot

-from how adorable you are of course

-gilbert is just a sweetheart and such a simp that will do anything for you

-he doesn’t really look too much into the height difference

-he just loves you

carter kane:

-were heading back to the riordanverse because i am unorganized as heck

-i haven’t read the books in a while so bear with me if i make some mistakes

-i saw somewhere on the internet that carter is 5’6

-and sadie is too

-i think i can see this for the age he is in the books

-but when he’s older i’m picturing like 5’11

-because i hc that our boy had late puberty and a late growth spurt

-sorry sadie

-i hope you enjoyed the small amount of time being taller than him

-so ima talk about little carter when he’s still a shorty

-i don’t think he ever really payed attention to his height

-or others heights for that matter

-my guy was travelling so much and had like no friends his age so i don’t think he had much of a perception of how tall he should be

-at least until him and sadie were reunited

-then the teasing was relentless

-for the sake of this let’s say you either came to brooklyn house with them or were already there idc

-so then he saw you and noted that you were short

-yk a little mental note

-‘hey sadie y/n’s shorter why don’t you tease them instead’

-but it’s a sibling thing

-even considering that i don’t think he cares that much about height

-he just wants an inch on his sister

-cuddling with him is awkward but i think he’s pretty flexible with big spoon/little spoon stuff and your height difference isn’t so drastic that you can’t spoon him

-cuddling with him is pretty versatile

-i’m terms of clothes

-i saw someone say that he will leave his sweaters in random places for his s/o to find and hopefully wear

-i love it

-it’s perfect because he’s so awkward but he is definitely a ‘wear my clothes that are too big for you and i’ll swoon’

-i can’t remember who said this tho so if you find them please lmk and i’ll give credit

-now protectiveness is difficult for him

-he’s such a worry wart

-and a total mom

-so he like wants you to be safe and wants to protect you in battle and stuff

-so he used his height to help with that

-even though you’ve told him so many times that you are fine

-now when he’s in his godly avatar thing

-major height difference

-i’m joking

-let’s not get into that

-imaging kissing like this big chicken warrior head

-no thanks

-again i just think carter doesn’t really care about his height difference with you

-he just loves you

kate bishop:

-last but not least is miss kate

-i was originally going to do all boys for this but my bisexual ass couldn’t resist kate

-so kate is about 5’8

-and i like that

-nice solid height

-a bit tall for a girl

-perfect

-but isn’t everything about kate perfect

-i feel like she lies somewhere in between being a little shit and a sweetheart

-because she is so confident and cocky

-but it’s hot and she’s a woman so it’s okay

-on the other hand she gives massive simp vibes

-because she is my favourite golden retriever character

-i feel like some people may disagree but i feel like she’s a big spoon

-that also may be biased though as i love to be the little spoon sooo

-it’s okay tho

-i feel like she likes you to be facing her while cuddling though

-and size works out for you guys because she is bigger and also the big spoon

-if you desperately want her to be the little spoon i can see that too

-and for little spoon kate i feel like you wouldn’t really have an option no matter your size

-you just gotta make it work

-because i see her as a little whiny poop

-big spoon kate is too tho

-who are we kidding

-she was spoiled growing up

-she’s not bad spoiled tho

-now onto clothes

-i think she’s both a ‘let me try on your clothes that are too small for me for laughs’ and a ‘wear my clothes that are too big for you and i’ll swoon’

-but i think she is more the latter

-for protectiveness i have two different cases here

-let’s say that you are an avenger/super hero/fighter or wtv for our first scenario

-she would totally be protective

-you’re her love

-she needs to keep you safe

-and you are also small

-more excuses for kate to be protective

-i feel like no matter your height tho she is just a protective person by nature

-so in battle she would be watching you in her peripheral vision all the time

-not that you aren’t doing the same tho

-option two

-you are not an avenger/super hero/fighter

-you are an average person

-don’t you just love the idea of have a tall sexy woman as your like personal body gaurd

-because i sure do

-dream come true

-but honestly

-you would probably get roped into her business with the tracksuit mafia so you are in danger a lot during that period of time

-and she’s the sweetest

-it’s a sad fact but we all know that shorter people are easier targets for bad people

-so she would be so cautious

-only because she loves you though

-she definitely protective

-especially of you

-and she for sure loves the height difference

thanks for reading and lmk if you want me to do hcs for a tall s/o!!

#leo valdez #connor stoll #gilbert blythe #carter kane #kate bishop #leo valdez x reader #connor stoll x reader #gilbert blythe x reader #kate bishop x reader

[joeyquinndrabz]

Inked- Joseph Quinn x Reader

TW: none im trying to give you guys a break from the angst I have in my drafts 😭

Being a tattoo artist was a dream you’d had since you were a kid. Your friends would laugh and tell you to ‘get real’ but you knew it’s what you wanted to do and so you did. Your grandfather was a tattoo artist in London and became highly respected by the whole city, everyone wanted a tattoo from your grandfather and so did you. When you were 18, he gave you your first tattoo after years of pestering. His talent was impeccable and his art was your inspiration. You soon began an apprenticeship at his shop and , it must be in the genes, because you’re very good at it too. Of course you were aware of the privilege you had due to your grandads high status, but it didn’t mean you didn’t have to work hard. It took years of practice to get to the level you’re at now, but being 28 and working alongside your 68 year old grandad was the gift that kept on giving. His guidance was still so important to you and your relationship was unbreakable. He wasn’t your stereotypical elder male tattoo artist, his style was still the same as it had been in the 70s. Checkered button ups, flares, docs and a very impressive moustache. He was ridiculously cool, your grandma was the same. A stylish woman with a blue rinse on her grey hair and she was always sporting a pair of new glasses. She worked on the front desk, greeting each client with a smile and being the first point of contact to ease that anxiety many of them had. It was a family run business and a great one at that.

It’d been a busy day, it was a Saturday and you’d tattooed a lot of people and a lot of different things. You were getting ready to pack up when your Grandfather could be heard chuckling out in the corridor. There were two different male voices that followed and curiosity killed the cat, you wanted to find out more.

“Ahh this is my wonderful granddaughter I’ve been talking about. She’ll enjoy this one lads.” He chuckled at the two mystery men as he pulled you in for a side hug. “Enjoy what?” You questioned, smiling at the two strangers. “It’s slightly embarrassing but we got very drunk and stick and picked out initials onto each others feet but they’re not looking the best.” One of them told you, you noticed the curtains he was sporting and the slight permanent smirk that was stuck on his face. “Yeah not our brightest idea.” The other man laughed, you noticed something different with this one. He was looking directly at you, admiring your tattoos with each passing of his eyes. It was cute. He was cute.

“Let’s get you lads sorted, I’ll do yours Wesley and Y/N can do Joe’s. I won’t make you do them both kiddo you’ve been here since 6.” Your grandad aimed the last bit at you, you smiled and nodded before taking Joe into your part of the studio.

“I’m really sorry about this, I didn’t know you’d been here that long. I’m more than happy to get it fixed another day.” The man who you now knew as Joe was rambling and you couldn’t help but chuckle. “Honestly it’s fine, if you were coming in for a back piece then I would’ve said otherwise but I’m sure we can fix this in no time.” You smiled at him as you handed him the consent forms. “Do people genuinely come in last minute for things like that?” He asked whilst signing all the needed paperwork. “You’d be surprised, we don’t actually do walk ins but my grandads had a rule that if he likes your ‘vibe’ then he’ll allow it in some cases.” This caught Joes attention, looking up at you from the clipboard to give you a massive smile that you could only assume was because he’d realised he met your grandads criteria. “He’s a cool man.” Joe continued to smile as he handed you the papers back. “He’s my favourite discussion point, the man’s a walking, talking 70s masterpiece.” You laughed and soon heard him joining in with you. “I’d kill to have him as my grandad, you’re very lucky.” Joe was admiring the art on the walls, walking closer to his favourites then standing back with a tilted head to take it all in. “I’m forever grateful for him, he’s the reason I do what I do.” You smiled to yourself, getting ready to fix the drunken scribble on his foot. “Looks like you’re pretty bloody good at it too, love.” He turned to face you, admiration on his face. “Thank you, I really appreciate it.” You shyly smiled back before asking him all the boring questions required.

Joe was now sat on the tattoo bed, showing you the tattoo in all its glory. “I mean.” You tried to find the words but struggled with a chuckle.

“Yeah I know I think Wes was shaking a little bit.” Joe grimaced before laughing with you. “It’s an easy fix don’t worry, are you okay for me to start?” You asked, in a weird way hoping he’d say no so you had more time to talk to him and hear more about his life. But he was ready, he told you he was more than ready and watched you as you got to work.

“You ok?” Looking up from the W and to Joe, you’d expected him to flinch or say something about the pain but he didn’t. Instead his face was plastered with a picture perfect smile. “Peachy keen darlin’.”

You were aware of the blush spreading on your face so got back to fixing the W and soon you had finished, wiping it down and wrapping it up.

“There we are, all finished.” You beamed and watched as Joe admired it in the mirror. “It’s perfect, thank you so much.” He mirrored your expression, happy there was now some symmetry to his drunken decision. “You’re more than welcome, grandad will sort out the payment and everything when Wesley’s finished.” You explained as you began cleaning up your station.

Soon the pair were at the front desk, paying for their tattoos and laughing with your grandad. You were still cleaning up so hadn’t realised they’d left due to your fixation on making the studio ready for you tomorrow morning.

“Knock,knock.” Your grandad announced his presence and walked in with a massive grin on his face. “What’s got you smiling so wide?” You laughed at his animated demeanour as he slowly approached you with his hands behind his back. He sat on the bench and smirked, before pulling his hands from his back to reveal a piece of paper and five £20 notes. “You got a big tip and a new admirer.” He laughed before handing you the money and the note. “But it was a tiny tattoo?” You were in shock, complete and utter shock.

“Read the note.” Your grandad pressed, leaning forward in anticipation. “Grandad!” You exclaimed,laughing at his eagerness. “Oh Cmon kiddo I’m dying over here.” He laughed back.

You opened the note and scanned the page with your eyes, a smile growing after each letter.

I’m sorry if this is totally inappropriate and i completely understand if you rip this up but just wanted to say I really enjoyed getting tattooed by you today and I’d love to get to know you more. Here’s my number, again I’m sorry if this isn’t appropriate I just think you’re pretty incredible and I’d love to get to know you more.

The tip is because you’re a brilliant artist and I hope you treat yourself with it and get something to help ease the stress of today.

All the best,

Joe

XXX

You grabbed your phone and copied the number into your phone immediately, passing your grandad the note before going outside to ring Joe.

“Hello?” He answered, anxiety evident in his voice.

“I’m leaving here in 10 minutes, fancy sharing a couple glasses of wine with that tip?” You had no idea where this confidence had emerged from but nether the less you were extremely thankful for it.

“Darlin’ that’d be a dream.”

#joseph #joseph quinn #joseph quinn one shot #joseph quinn x reader #joseph quinn x reader fluff #joseph quinn x you #joe quinn x you #joseph quinn x y/n #imagines #fanfic

[look-how-they-massacred-them]

Preliminary Poll

Michelangelo

Submission reason:

the writers did not treat him right they literally made him want pizza and only pizza mikey’s personality consists of just loving pizza. “oh! the world ended! man i miss pizza. oh! my dad died. man i miss pizza. oh! my brother died! man i miss pizza.” like DUDE. also, the writers keep KILLING HIM just to show that his other brothers care for him. like there is so many other ways you can show rhat leo, raph and donnie care for mikey but nooooo you just HAVE to kill him. and they did this so. many. times. he’s literally portrayed as dumb dumb brain and never ever taken seriously by both the characters in the show and the writers. even mikeys dad doesnt take him seriously. he has so much potential and his fighting skills are literally second to leo the leader and sure he gets distracted easily but hey!! YK, THAT DOESNTMEAN HES IMMEDIATELY SHIT AT EVERYTHING. hes the typical comedic relief character except they did it wrong. honestly tmnt 2012 writers did not do a good job but mikey was put thru the fricking ringer by them. anyway ty for making this poll im ready to fight whoever thinks mikey doesnt fit in this poll.

Propaganda:

mikeys a blorbo how could you not love him. hes such a bouncy lad and at the end pf the day just wants his family and friends to be happy he deserves the world fight me

#look how they massacred them poll #look how they massacred my boy #tmnt 2012 #tmnt michelangelo #teenage mutant ninja turtles #2012 michelangelo #2012 mikey #teenage mutant ninja turtles 2012

[jamesmaddisons]

“it’s his job not to be soft” is crazy when a) what in the toxic masculinity, b) he was yelling at them in the second half, and c) he was brimming with anger in the post match interview saying it was unacceptable … it’s honestly a bit sickening time and time again to see all these micro aggressions against sonny. especially ppl who compare him with kane like why is kane shown so much grace for his bad games and sonny is not lmfao despite being instrumental in possibly our greatest achievement since 2008 (cl run). think we all know why really

like it's fine to say 'cor sonny was shit today' because he was, and it's fine to say if he's on a bad run of form too such as times like last season (not his fault) but this person was also questioning his commitment to club and the team... im sorry but you just cannot ask for more from a player. he's one of the committed players to the club i've ever seen, and even if kane had stayed there was no other candidate for the captaincy in my opinion. it HAD to be sonny. i have never once looked at him and thought he was lacking any effort, not even last season when there was a few players who i wasn't sure were quite putting their all in (understandable, they were playing under conte after all)

and yeah so what if sonny isn't a shouty person? players are allowed to have a 'softer' personalty. we know sonny has such a good relationship with his teams mates on and off the pitch that they'll all run through a brick wall for him. he's the bridge between all the players and language etc... people were also a bit like this with hugo as if he wasnt vocal on the pitch and would be angry when needed in interviews like sonny - people seemed under the impression he never fucking spoke lmao. there's also been some talk around this in how people talk about odegaard and his captaincy too... just because a player doesn't go around CONSTANTLY shouting a la henderson or roy fucking keane like its still the 90s doesn't mean they're not a good leader for being 'soft' it just means they have a different leadership style and personality and there's nothing wrong with that. there's definitely some racism when it comes to people thinking sonny's soft, imo. (it's also funny when you consider that rival fans think that sonny is some horrible dirty player who goes around trying to purposefully injure players because of a spell where he was petulant and got 2 reds and then his foul that lead to aurier breaking gomes' ankle... 2 completely differently views of him lmao)

look, i'll always love kane for all the goals but yeah, he really could do no wrong in a lot of spurs fans eyes. even when he went on strike. like COME ON, no other player would have been forgiven so quickly after that, and no other player wouldnt have it held against them. going back to the commitment thing, sonny would NEVER EVER pull a stunt like that. it's really annoying that people don't see that sonny is just as - if not more- committed to us than harry was. he could have pushed for a move every summer for the past 5 years and hasn't. sonny ALWAYS stepped up in kane's absence (as seen in the champions league that year). can't even say kane was afforded extra grace because he's an academy lad when you look at how our fans have treated other academy players over the years so what does that leave... i don't think people quite realise they're doing it, tbh (same with the 'soft' comments)

#answered #anonymous

[v33n4-c4rn1s]

"SHARP TONGUE."

veena lambert x mare torres

sassy man apocalypse got mare basically..

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Veena was almost done, clearing down the stove after she finished her fourth round of baking, cleaning the utensils she had used. Mare had briefly assisted her, the two spent a good two hours giggling and trying to avoid messing up brownies and cookies. Unfortunately, mid-way through their session, Mare's phone began to ring. He excused himself from the kitchen, leaving Veena with a kiss on the cheek and a mutter of "don't burn the treats.."

That was a good 15 minutes ago, he was still on the sofa, on the phone. Until now she had entirely blocked out the conversation he was having, working on her cleaning, But she began to grow impatient. Overly annoyed at the fact a phone call had whisked his attention away, grumbling to herself while she scrubbed and when she finally tuned herself into the conversation he was having, She paused.

His tone, it was so much different. Drawling his words out, huffing with a small chuckle. He was almost teasing.

Veena felt herself getting somewhat giddy, butterflies in her stomach. She'd never heard this side of him.

But she loved it.

Her cheeks were all red and she couldn't look in his direction for too long.

"Oh please. Call me back when you want to quit with the whining. If your gonna chew my ear off with bullshit then at least make it make sense. Your spitting nonsense. It's pathetic.."

He almost cooed, grinning slightly. The mask he wore was placed on the table. He rolled his eyes at the bitter complaints that spewed from the phone.

"right..yeah, you done?..good lad, silence suits you better anyway."

He hummed, He let the complaints and insults continue for a moment before he hung up completely.

"Honestly..it's impossible to speak to someone who's only there to whine. So pointless.."

"what was all that?"

She had approached him silently, her cheeks still a pink shade as she wrapped her arms around him lazily, she had taken a seat next to him. Gazing up at him with somewhat gentle eyes.

"Ah..nothing for you to worry about Mon amor.."

He had to bite back a grin because of the look on her face, the way her grip on him slightly tightened and her cheeks flushing red was enough to make his lips twitch into a smile.

"something wrong cher? you look a little flushed.."

Two fingers made their way under her chin, tilting her head up, One hand resting on her shoulder, He could see how her brain practically shut off. Her face a shade of crimson.

"no-..no im fine love..-"

she spluttered, blinking slightly. Her head finally clicked itself back on and she managed to bring some thoughts together. Veena didn't even think twice.

She brushed his hands away from her, moving up and gently taking his face in her hands, she kissed him almost immediately. She wanted the upper hand.

Initially, Mare jumped. He may have the words but she always had the actions. His hand rested on her back, her fingers brushing against his face. If the way he acted had her like this..he definitely would keep the act up.

She pulled away from him giving him the time to take in some well needed oxygen.

"Veena- you need to-"

He practically jumped once more when she began her kisses around his face, trailing to his arms and down to his hands.

He was lightheaded, he had the brief effect on her for a few moments, triumphantly making her stumble over her words but she constantly held the victory of being a tease.

She pulled away, grinning. Her fangs out on display. She was pleased with herself.

"I winnn.."

She giggled as he laid back on the sofa, the back of his hand covering his face slightly.

"There wasn't even a competition.."

He grumbled. A smile breaking through as she laid on his chest, pulling his hand away so she could press a quick kiss to his lips.

"But i still winnn.."

She glanced up at him, batting her eyelashes.

"Yeah..you always do-"

He smiled, kissing the top of her head. They lay on their sofa, enjoying each other's presence. Nothing could ever interrupt this perfect, gentle moment. Nothing at-

BEEP BEEP BEEP

"SHIT!! MY BROWNIES!!'

"YOU LEFT THE OVEN ON????"

Yeah, maybe a fire could interrupt it..

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oh my god I love them so much they are so stupid I want to squish them like bugs I adore them sm

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#veena lambert x mare torres #veena lambert #mare torres #mare if you see this ily #sonacouple #sona x sona #my sona #sona #oc x oc #oc fic #fanfic #i love these two so much grgrgrg

[soil-just-needs-water-to-be]

OMG IM SO EXCITED TO THIS INSTALMENT ARGHHHH I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT AS MUCH AS I DO

Word count : 4k

Warnings : mention of food and dieting , Weed

IM SO EXCITED

Mattys POV

(A week or so has gone by since last instalment)

Oh my god things have been wild lately, George is finally visiting today he's going to be here for at least ten days I believe and I can't bloody wait for it. I couldn't sleep last night we were up all night on FaceTime, he fell asleep eventually because he "didn't wanna look like complete shit when we first met", which is stupid because he can't look bad in anyway , to me. His train was due at 4 this afternoon but since I hadn't slept I had started getting ready at 7am , showered, dressed in skinny jeans and a floral shirt that I'm sure I stole from my mum once upon a time and my Docs because what else would I wear, I had spent at least half an hour just trying to make sure my hair didn't look like a damn bird nest or that I'd been dragged through a hedge backwards, brushed my teeth and even had some breakfast. It was now 8:30 and I'm pacing, like actually pacing because I hate waiting. He'd texted me this morning but he doesn't want to show me his outfit because he wants it to be a surprise so in turn I said I wouldn't show him mine which is hell because I love this shirt so much and love showing it off. On what feels like my fifth lap of the house my dad had tried to convince me to sit down for a bit but even if I did it would be roughly five minutes before I was up and moving again. So in turn he'd asked if I wanted to go for a drive which I accepted gratefully. I think he was taking me to Tesco to pick up some stuff for dinner later.

We were just walking around the shop my dad pushing the trolley and me just shoving literally anything in it. "So this lad then, George is it?" , I nod with a smile on my face. "What are we to call him, like is he your boyfriend or just a friend who you like, or just a normal friend". My dads just amazing always trying to understand things

"For now he's just a friend that I like but Um we're somewhat both interested in one another but haven't asked the question yet, so please don't call him my boyfriend yet because I haven't asked and don't want to scare him away yet", I throw at least five packets of noodles into the trolley. "He likes noodles , is that enough or should I get more?"

"Son , your gunna work yourself into a headache just breath okay, I'm sure everything is going to be just fine" , I take a few deep breaths and we continue on through the shop. Stopping to drop a few more things in.

"Uh Dad, Would it be okay if we got some alcohol?, I promise I won't over do it" , I know he probably can't trust a word I say because I can't prove that I won't but I really want him to trust me.

"I'll be honest lad , I think we'll have to ask your mum first and we can come back later if she says it's okay" , we just ponder around a few more isles and drop random things into the trolley "you haven't smoked today have you!"

"Not yet no , why?"

"Would you like to drive the car home ?" , we loading stuff onto the check outs , I do have my lisence I got it last year and I do have a car but my mum and dad took my keys after the crash with Janey because they didn't trust me in the car unless I was with one

of them.

"Are you sure dad!"

"If you'd like son , just be careful yeh?"

"Oki thank you dad , honestly thank you", I threw my arms around him and he held me just for a second and we made our way to the checkouts putting all the items through and packing them up, I'm a little meticulous about the packing and how to do it so dad just lets me do it my way "Also da , we need to go to the pharmacy my medication is ready to pick up"

"Which ones is it where picking up today lad ?" , we'd picked up like 2 other ones this week but I think they were for anxiety and anti-sickness but these ones are just supplements for food.

"Just food equivalent to help me get my appetite back like the ones I had years ago" , my dad payed for the food swiping his card across the card reader and waved goodbye too the cashier as we leave and as he's packing up the car I jump in the front seat and get myself accustom with the steering and gears again.

"You all ready then Son", he jumps into the passenger side and buckled up eager to see how well I do

"As I'll ever be ,I guess"

The drive to the pharmacy wasn't to bad to be fair, I'm still a pretty good driver and my dad said I did well so I'm happy about that. I didn't want to go in again for like the 3rd day running so Dad went in for me giving me a second to just breath and reply to George. Last message I got he was still getting ready he doesn't have to leave for the station till around about 1 and it's only 9:30, I think we both just got a little to eager.

MATTY: my dad let me drive !!!!

GEORGE: yeh ?, how did you do?

MATTY: haven't driven in a while so thought I'd mess up a little but it actually went okay, we've been to Tesco to get food for the next few days , we're at the pharmacy now and then where going home and I think I'm going to tidy my room cuz it's an actual pigsty might ask mum to help

GEORGE : don't have to tidy for me love, my rooms a shit tip

MATTY: I will anyway

As my dad came back I slid my phone back into my pocket he handed me my medicine to make sure it was the right thing because he really had no idea what is was called , neither did I to be honest but it looked right so I just flung it on the dashboard and we made our way back home

We unpacked the bags in the kitchen as Loius ran around looking literally as excited as I felt as he'd grown to really like George too they interacted a lot over the past week , and when I told him George was coming to visit he got so darn happy he climbed up onto the middle island in the kitchen and watched us unpack

"How long till Georgie is here Maffu ?"

"He's coming today little dude but it's still a long time yet" , after unpacking the last bag I pick loius up and manoeuvre him so he's on my back, and I carry him back up stairs and flip him onto my bed " you gunna help Maffu clean up ?"

"I don't wanna tidy Maffu but I'll watch", he's always just soooo me and it makes me laugh and ruffle his hair again as he looks up at my with the big smile and those big blue eyes.

"That's okay, can you get Mummy for me then"

"Oki", he jumps back off the bed and runs through the house , leaving me stood in the middle of the room looking around trying to figure out where to start, it really is such a mess in here, mugs and plates everywhere, piles of clothes, shoes just milking around , stacks and stack of books , dvds and cds and my bed isn't even made. I get lost in my thoughts when I here a knock on my door that makes me jump.

"Sorry love didn't mean to startle you, what was it you needed me for?"

"Can you possibly help me tidy up in here , I don't know where to start and it's so bad" , she looks around just as baffled as me, then strides over and pulls me into a hug.

"Love ,what happened in here?"

"I just haven't had the effort or will power to clean up Mum, sorry" , I hug her close and then as we separate herself we both look around and make a mental note on where to start

"Right first of all love , take all the dishes downstairs and ask you dad if he can clean them up , then come back up and we can sort your clothes out okay", I nod and then get to picking up the cups and plates grimacing when I realise how bad it actually is. I run downstairs with the dirty plates and mugs dropping them carefully into the sink, then run back up the stairs two at a time to help mum. "What clothes are clean and what aren't love ?"

"Most of its clean it just needs to be folded and put away really", it takes me a few more seconds to actually sit down and start folding a pile that was next to where I stood, Im so bad at keeping up with cleaning it bores me. I noticed mum stand up and start putting clothes into drawers and stops to look at something already in the drawer

"Matty , love what are these?”

I drop the shirt I was folding onto the floor as I know exactly what she was talking about as I know what I’d been hiding in that drawer, I scratch the back of my neck as I breath in ALL the air that was in the room and try to piece a reply together. My mouth opens and closes a few times but no words leave my mouth.

“Matty love?”

“It’s nothing important Mum, just put it back please” , I take three big stride across to her and place my hands around the books “Mum seriously it’s nothing”

She did let me take them and shove them back the drawer as she takes a tentative seat on my bed and pats the space next to her. “Sit down for a minute please my love” , once I’ve got the books properly back into the drawer and place myself down next to her. “Can you please tell me why you feel the need to have books about dieting love”.

“It’s not important Mumma , it doesn’t mean anything, I just have them”

“First off Matty , I’ve been keeping an eye on everything to do with your eating habits for a while and I know there not very good , your skin and bone love , and you only ever call me Mumma when your anxious , so please you know I’m not going to be mad , can you please explain to me why?”

I know she won’t be mad and I know it’s not something that’s that big of a deal but its still scary to talk about , so as I think of the right words to say I just ponder in my mind what I need and look around my room as I try to explain. “It’s just about the element of control , I was losing control of everything in my life and I was freaking out so bad you know , like I had zero semblance of control, but then I found a book at school about diets like I know people diet duh , but um when I read it, a lot of it was about how people diet to gain control over something, so I tried and I read a lot of them but then I even lost control of that and I’m scared again so I hid them so I wasn’t as embarrassed about losing control of even that and people wouldn’t ask if they saw and I wouldn’t ave to talk about it”

“Matty , I know things are hard right now love , and I’m proud that your talking to me , but why couldn’t you tell me earlier”

“I don’t know Mum really, I guess I just didn’t know how to” , I got back up from my bed and went back over to the drawer taking the books back out and contemplated them for a while. “Can you take them Mum”

“What would you like me to do with them?”

“Just don’t let me have them I guess , I’m going to try to get better , Dr Adrian gave me the medication for it and I’m gunna work harder at everything I promise”. I get back to the cleaning of my room “Mum?”

“Yes love”

“I’m sorry for how I’ve been lately and I’m sorry for worrying everyone, I also appreciate you for letting George come because he really helps me be a better version of myself and I really hope you can see that when he’s here , I know I haven’t known him that long but he really does help me”

“I’m so glad that you’ve found someone that you can talk to Matty , you don’t have to apologise everyone goes through hard times , you’ve just got to pick yourself up and if you need help keep talking , be it to me or George or your dad even Louis , I know he’s just a kid but even if you talk you’ll feel better”

“Thank you”

It takes us a few more hours to tidy up my room it really was a state , and I talked to my Mum the whole time about how I felt about everything and anything. When we had finished the tidying and cleaning up it looked like a completely different room I hadn’t seen it like this in at least a month.

It’s now 12:30 and although I’m more than excited to see George the restlessness was starting to get to me again, George had informed me he was on his way to the train station now his train was at 2 and it took him an hour to get to the station. It was getting harder to not be nervous because I was really just watching the time tick by. I’d rolled a joint after I’d finished cleaning my room but hadn’t got round to smoke it yet because dads trying to keep me busy until we have to go because he knows if I’m just sitting waiting then I’m going to get irritable. With this being the first time I’d had a break today I decided to just let them know I’m going for a smoke. So now I’m just sat outside on the front porch relaxing as I smoke the joint.

Matty: I’m so nervous darling x

George: I’m actually shutting a brick 😂 , would your dad mind if I went for smoke when I got off the train or would he wanna get going straight away ?x

Matty: He won’t mind , I’m sure he’d understand

George : I’ll be grand then , will you be waiting for me on the platform or will I meet you outside.

Matty : I’ll wait on the platform you dick😂

George : thanks love x

I slide my phone back into my pocket and finish my joint before making my way inside, I know it’s lunchtime and I should eat but I’m not the hungry yet but Louis came running through to the kitchen and attached himself to my leg “How long now Maffu” , I picked him up and put him on the counter while messing up his hair, he’s got a lollipop hanging out his mouth so I didn’t really catch what he said, I took the sweat out of his mouth for a second.

“What was that kid ?”

He smiled a lopsided grin at me and rolled his eyes dramatically , so much like me. “How long till Georgie is here silly?”, I gave him back his sweet and he shoved it back into his mouth even though I was just holding it my hand was sticky so I turned the tap on and started washing my hands

“He’s getting on the train really soon , then daddy and I will go get him , do you want to come too?”, he again smiled at me his eyes growing to the size of bowling balls and he take his sweet out of his mouth again.

“Can I ?”

“If you want too kiddo , just finish up with your sweet and wash your hands and then we can talk cuz that’s going to take you ages to eat”

“I don’t want it anymore, you have it” , he went to hand it to me but I told him that’s it’s okay and just to put it in the bin , he runs back over to me, I lift him up and help him wash his hands. “Will George play with me when he comes ??”

“I’m sure he will Kiddo”

I spent the next few hours just playing about with Louis , on the play station, watching tv with him , helped him with some homework that he had left around about 2:30 he fell asleep on my lap while we were watching the TV , George had texted me saying that he was now on the train half an hour ago, and we should be leaving in an hour because it doesn’t all to long from ours to get to the station here, so I took Louis idea into consideration and tried to take a nap myself which in theory maybe wasn’t the best idea but I was starting to get tired so that I did , I set an alarm on my phone for 45 minutes so I could get my head down for a little while. I layed myself down trying not to disturb Louis and sleep consumed me

My alarm woke us both up at 3:15 , Louis was not too happy with it, he was still tired and he was throwing a little hissy fit “hey kiddo , I know your tired and I know you wanted to come to pick Georgie up but you need to calm down for me so we can get ready to go can you find your shoes for me ay ?” , he just clung to me his tiny frame shaking as he cried “hey hey hey it’s okay , you can have another nap you know , come on kiddo no need for tears”

“But I’m still sleepy , I wanna go bed” , as I got myself he was still clinging to me so I decided to take him upstairs to bed his head was resting on my shoulder the whole time. “Maffu , is it okay if I just stay here”

“It’s okay kiddo , just get a big nap for me and when you wake up George will be here and you can play all day yeh” , he nodded against me as I lay him down on his bed and tucked him up and kissed his head

“I’ll see you later okay”

“Okay Maffu”

I got myself completely got my leather jacket from my room , checked to see if my dad was ready, he let me know that he was just going to finish his tea and then we’d get going. So I just waited by the door, annoying I know but I just wanted to get going. Once he was ready I raced out to the car like I was 7 again jumping into the passenger side as my dad made his way to driver seat and we got going. I couldn’t help my leg bouncing up and down anxiously the whole way there, I’d bitten my nails raw Mum would have killed me for it but dad doesn’t mind. I’d chain smoked the whole ride there out the window of course and really it wasn’t that bad the train station was just half an hour away so it was really not to bad. We got to the station with 15 minutes to spare so I checked my hair in the middle mirror of the car and started fussing with my outfit until my dad told me again that I looked absolutely fine and to stop worrying , I sat and waited for literally only two minutes before I decided I just wanted to go in and wait so I just told my Dad that I’d let him know when I’ve got George and we’re going to have a smoke before we come back, he gave me a quick nod and smile before I got out and made my way inside

Inside the station was so busy, people milling about the place, so much sounds and smells, it was so hot in there as well but I tried to gather myself and push through I saw that the train from London was going to be arriving on platform 3, I started making my way there but there was quite a lot of people waiting there aswell and I could feel myself getting anxious and my nerves were getting the best of me so I hung back and just sent George a quick message letting him know that I am inside but I’m not on the platform because it looked busy, he replied not to long free to let me know that it was okay and he’d call me once he departed the train and I could let him know where I was which helped me alot. I decided to wait outside WHSmith a small convenience store that was off to the side of the platforms , True to his word after a small five minutes more of waiting my phone started to buzz in my hand and George’s contact appeared on my screen

“Hey there”

“Hiya love , that’s me just coming off , where is it your at ?, you doing okay it’s not to busy for you is it ?”

“I’m stood outside smiths , I’m okay for now it’s not to busy round here I’ll be okay, I just really can’t wait to see you now”

“I’ll can see it , from where Im at so I should be there in no time at all handsome”

I couldn’t help but smile , my heart was racing , basically jumping out of my chest in anticipation, I could hardly wait, there wasn’t much conversation going on between us we were both just keeping an eyes out for each other, He soon caught my eye “I can see you , you lanky fuck”, despite feeling nervous and anxious about everyone around us the fact that I could see him sent a jolt of pure joy through me and I felt my legs starting to race to him. As I began running to me I could see the moment he clocked me and he just dropped his suitcase open his arms to me and I ran into his arms and burried my face in his chest pushing my phone into my pocket without even hanging up. We stayed there in each other arms for what felt like an age not saying anything just holding each other and it felt so right

“Hiya handsome” , I pulled away first but not all the way just enough so I could look up and his and the smile on his face was everything I needed to feel relaxed. I could feel the blush rising on my cheeks already. “Jesus , you really ARE a lanky twat aren’t ya” his smile grew bigger if that was even possible and we giggled to each other and he pulled me closer to him

Once we’d sorted ourselves out taking at least another five minutes just holding one another we were just stood line idiots smiling at each other and he eventually picked his suitcase back up and I’d sorted my phone in my pocket I took his hand and lead him outside to the smoking area.

“Babe , you looks so cool, by the way” , I stopped dead in my tracks when I heard the word babe leave his mouth and it had my blushing even more than I thought humanly possible and I took his hand that was in mine and kissed it as we both giggled again.

“You look so fit”

#matty healy #george daniel #adam hann #ross macdonald #the 1975 #gatty #the 1975 fic

[dylansslutt]

boyfriend / h.s

gif is not mine/ idea is tho

summary: not knowing who you truly were dating, left you in a state you never saw coming

warnings/ death, violence, cursing, mentions of drugs, slight kidnapping

 closing the door behind yourself, you glance over at your boyfriend. he held an attentive gaze, looking more so in a daze. “dylan, you okay babe?”

 his eyes land on you, nodding softly. “yea, fine. did you bring a coat?” furrowing your brows, confused on why you would bring a coat in the summer time. 

 “no.” you shake your head, “why would i bring a coat?” he just scoffs, taking off and ignoring your question. he’s been getting on your last nerve these last few weeks, barely any attention or appreciation.

 rolling your eyes at his behavior, you lean forward turning the radio up. the music fills the car as you lean back, focusing your gaze outside the car.

 you knew dylan sold stuff, he did have a side job, but never really did you question it. until tonight when he told you he was taking you to one of his bossed clubs. so you wore a nice club outfit, nothing to revealing though.

 as we turn at a light, the flashing strobe lights of a fancy night club makes you sit up. dylan turns down the music, pulling into the place. “now when we get in here, don’t speak to anyone and don’t make a scene.”

 you scoff at his words, “im not your dog dylan, god. you can be such an ass sometimes.” he goes to say something back but stops when he pulls up to the entrance, your door opens.

 “madam.” a hand was held out for you, oh this was fancy. you grab his hand with a small smile, clutching your mini purse in the other hand. letting go of the mans hand, dylan comes around your side.

 hand slipping around your waist, he guides you both through the doors. “this place is nice, dyl.” you mutter into his ear, him just smiling down at you. “let’s get you a drink baby.”

 moving through the crowds, he finds a booth in the back. he sits down pulling a cigarette out of his pack, before looking over at you. you hold his gaze until a pretty blonde in a skimpy outfit walks over, “hey dyl, you want your usual?”

 dyl, usual? “nah, not tonight.” you swore he side eyed you for a second, “can i get a bottle of...” he motions to you to pick. “vodka, and bring me a few lime slices, honey?”

 her smile falters for a moment, but nods and walks off. you were honestly beyond pissed and ready to go, but instead you were gonna sit here and get drunk.

 “someones hot when their jealous.” dylan bumps you softly, “not funny at all.” you mutter as she walks back setting everything down, two glasses included. dylan pours your shot first then his, you picking yours up and downing it instantly.

 grabbing the lime slice, placing it between your lips to disguise the taste. “so, why we here tonight?” you finally bring up, making dylan pour you both another round.

 “some business i have to handle.” his vague answer leaves you growing more irritated, instead you down the second shot. “you never give me any details.”pouting slightly, not bothering with the lime.

 “it’s better that way.” this time you took the bottle pouring your own shot, glancing around the area. there were some back private area’s along with some stairs in the corner.

  just before you could take the shot, a blonde guy with some stubble sits down beside dylan. my eyes widen in shock as an irish accent comes from his lips. “oi, lad who’s this?”

 he throws his arm over me, “this is y/n, y/n this is my guy niall.” you nod and reach your free hand to shake his. “nice to meet you.”

 you mutter taking your hand back, dylan moving to now discuss more with him. throwing back the shot, you glance away from the guys. not seeing a bathroom sign anywhere leaving you defeated.

 “dyl’ do you know where the bathroom is?” interrupting him makes a glare on his face, “it’s somewhere, just go look.”

 scoffing by the sudden rudeness, you grab your clutch and get out of the booth. making way around not seeing any signs, you decide to head upstairs to see if they had one there.

 the stairs made your feels ache from your choice of shoes, heels were a rare occasion. as you reach the top, music blared loudly along with lights flickering from certain closed doors.

 as you continue down passing the close doors, one door swings straight open. hitting you in your head and body, leaving you to fly back onto the ground with a thud.

 a groan escapes you as your hand immediately reaches your forehead, which was slightly bleeding. “oh fuck.” a voice mutters above you, crouching down and looking over your wound.

moving to sit up more, wincing only slightly you move the mans hand away. “it’s fine, you’ve done enough.”

 the aggressiveness wasn’t meant, but it slipped out. the man scoffs, “i’ve never seen you here before.” more like a statement than anything.

 “yes, and it’ll be my last.” you mutter trying to stand up, but slightly a little dizzy. his hands wrap around your arms helping you steady yourself.

 “i’m sorry, usually people don’t come up here unless with permission.” not even caring about it you shrug him off. “i just need to find a bathroom.”

 ignoring my statement his eyes narrow down on me, allowing you to see the green that glowed from them. “who brought you here?”

  “look, i don’t know you okay? so for hitting me with a door can we just call this even and you direct me to a place i can relieve my bladder.”

 he rolls his eyes before pulling you down the hall, the last door to the left. “here, but im standing outside. im not risking you passing out or dyin’ on me.”

 you scoff at that, but neverless close the door and take in your appearance. quickly you grab some tissue and dap at the slit on your forehead. you could use stitches, your eyes tremble with tears but instead you sigh.

 keeping the tissue on your head, you let yourself pee finally. getting up and washing your hands and blood as best as you could but the wound wouldn’t stop bleeding.

 leaving the bathroom, surprised to see him still there. “what’s your name?”

  “y/n... what about you?” you wanted to leave now. a small smirk flickers across his lips before replying.

 “harry styles.” you gulp softly, knowing exactly who it was. gang leader of the britians that now moved to america. instead of freaking out you nod, “that’s cool. can i go now?”

 i pull away the soaked tissue with disgust, “who brought you here?”

 rolling your eyes you go to walk off, him grabbing your arm stopping you. this makes you flinch a little which makes his grasp soften, “who brought you, y/n?”

 “my boyfriend, dylan. there happy?”

his eyes darken at my response, “he’s still here?” you go to speak, but a voice behind you speaks up.

 “got him right here.” your head whips back seeing dylan with niall. “wh-”

 “i swear to god, i’ll have your money by monday. harry i sw-” dylans pleading gets cut off by niall punching him across the face, dylan dropping as niall kicks him a few times.

 screaming out i go to rush forward, but harry’s arms grasp onto me. “shhh.” but tears flow down my cheeks, head pounding.

 i shouldn’t be here. “see dylan there’s one thing i don’t like, actually two. liars and someone who mistreats women.”

 dylans face glares at me, “Whatever that bitch told you is lying!” he seethes making my eyes widen in confusion but quickly anger.

 “you fucking dick! you brought me here and lo-look!” you sob out anger radiating from you. ignoring me dylan pleads once more, “look-look, take her. take her and do whatever you want. please i promise i’ll do anything.”

 my body shakes in fear, “wha-no!” i kick harry in his leg, allowing myself to break free, but only ending up into a pair of arms of a man i didn’t even know was here.

 harry laughs darkly, “oh dylan, boy, we aren’t gonna hurt her. no-no you see, we are going to hurt you.” he walks closer to him before turning to him.

 “he was gonna sell you and prostitute you, y/n. he is nothing.” with that harry swiftly pulls out his gun shooting dylan straight in the head, blood splatters against your dress.

 A scream echos the hallway from your voice, before you couldn’t breathe and everything turns black.

-

 you jerk awake as your head bumps into a hard surface, eyes opening to see lights flashing by. you were in a car, shaking slightly a voice rang out. “thank god, thought ya’ died back there.”

 niall jokes from beside’s me making me jump, tears instantly spill down my cheeks. “pl-please don’t hurt me. i-i won’t tell-”

 “aw for fucks sake.” you heard a voice mumble from the seat infront of you, heart thudding so loud you felt like everyone could hear it. you had no clue what they were gonna do to you, before you passed out you find out a entire lie and see your ex boyfriend get shot.

 he was killed. the scene kept replaying in your head, making your tears uncontrollable. niall glances up at the front with a worried gaze, “lads...”

 trying not to freak out, you’ve seen too many id shows. staying silent and quiet you just focus on every street name you pass. everyone else in the car stays silent as you keep pinching your leg to make yourself focus on something, anything other than your thoughts.

 the car pulls up to a big hotel, making your eyes widen in confusion. “wa-wait.” i lean closer towards the door away from niall, who’s hand wraps around your wrist.

 eyes staring into yours almost pleading, “just follow along and don’t talk, alright las’?” just barely shaking your head, your pulled out the other side of the car. keeping your head down but eyes open.

 two men outside the doors nod at what you see now is harry, and a couple other guys follow along with us. nialls hand moved around your shoulder, more like a embrace instead of forceful follow.

 another dark hair boy stepped forward, pressing the elevator button. this really looked like a movie, a girl kidnapped by a group of men. oh wait it’s reality.

 after the doors close as we enter, you the shortest and in the middle surrounded on each angle. harry glances down at you, you feeling his gaze but not daring to meet his eyes.

 the doors open to a top floor place, rooms separate as well as a kitchen and living room. niall lets go of me as we enter, harry instead turns to me.

 “we aren’t gonna hurt ya’, alright?” nodding softly, nothing left your lips so harry motions for you to sit. gratefully you do because you still felt light-headed. he doesn’t sit only staring down at me as if im the biggest problem in his life right now.

after a few minutes of being gazed at like prey, you spoke up “why am i here?”

 surprised at the fact your voice came out strong, harry still doesn’t speak. “ar-are you gonna kill me?” fear trickles through me, knowing i couldn’t trust anything.

“no! no, god. i just-fuck!” the dark hair guy enters the living area, interrupting the barely conversation that was going on. “martin found out, he wants the girl in exchange.” eyes flickering to me slightly.

 my heart drops, me quickly standing up. “go ahead, call louis.” he motions him off before looking at me. “wait, y/n calm.”

 he steps forward but i step back, tripping over the chair leg making me hit the ground. holding your hands out in fear, you sob. “please, i didn’t mean to see anyth-thing. i-i don’t wa-wanna die, i-i barely ev-even lived yet.”

 his hand wraps around you, trying to pull you towards him as you fight. instead he manages to secure you into a hug as you break down in his arms. “no one’s gonna kill you...” he shushes me, as a father would a child.

 pulling back and looking at him, “then why am i here?” sniffling, you wipe your face and completely move out of his embrace.

 “i told you, dylan owed a lot of money... he was going to sell you, but you see i have morals. i have rules.” he states before moving up off the ground, you still staying down.

 “we don’t hurt women or children, and i don’t fucking like liars. but-” he pauses bringing his hand up rubbing his face, “but what just happened back there has now caused issues, and someone wants their debt. which is you.”

 how did you become so fucking stupid, “that’s why you here, under our protection until he’s gone.”

 you shake your head, “ho-how do i even trust that, you just said im a debt. you could-”

 “im not. you don’t have to believe me, but best believe if i wanted you dead.” he leans down slightly, “you would be.”

 you gulp as he stands up and faces away, “that room is yours, zayn put some women clothes in there, should be your size.” turning from the pointed out room, he offers his hand for you to get up.

 hesitant to take it, you do feeling his rough grasp against your soft skin. before you could mutter another word, he declares his intent though. “if you do try anything, y/n, though... i won’t hesitate to either hand you off or deal with you myself.”

 with that you were left alone as he walks to a door opposite of yours, leaving you to walk into a unknown room. with a unknown time of how long your stuck, or how your family will react.

 stripping out of the clothes, not noticing the blood stains that were on them until it was shown on the ground. tears fell from your cheeks as you throw the dress against the door.

 “fuck!” you scream out in frustration, not even caring who heard. tossing a t-shirt over your head. the sobs still consisting as you head towards the bathroom.

 your eyes bloodshot and face splotchy red, a few drops of blood littered your face and arms. grabbing the fresh white towel, you began scrubbing your skin until it felt raw.

 dropping the towel, your hands rest onto the counter staring at your desperate reflection. “you gotta survive.”

 you spoke to yourself, confused on how your life changed so drastic within a short moment in time.

#harry styles fluff #harry styles drabble #harry styles imagine #harry au

[bamboozled-distress]

It's me, hi, I'm the problem (it's me)

Summary: based on @/idiotinacostume's tiktok, sirius promises James a date with lily and when she refuses he improvises and.. chaos ensues

Read it on ao3 !

warnings: swearing, polyjuice potion, wolfstar not being a thing, yet anyway, you'll see, oh also this is a formal apology to all prongsfoot shippers because well, this is not very pro prongsfoot, james being helplessly in love with lily and me writing this at 2am so this will not be good like at all, also im changing this so that its like that episode of friends where chandler and pheobe go on that date and they try and kiss

"Wait, what?"

Sirius ran his hand through his hair again through pure embarrassment as they stood in the prefects bathroom together with Remus having his arms crossed and Sirius looking at him helplessly partially in love and partially in exasperation. Remus' long fingers clutched the polyjuice potion tightly as he raised his eyebrows not-so patiently waiting for Sirius' response.

"Remember when I had prongs give me breakfast in bed in exchange for me doing him a favour?

"No but sure."

This time Sirius was the one who raised his eyebrows.

"Well if you even cared to pay attention, the favour that I told him I could do was to finally get him a date with Evans."

"Okay now the question I have is why the ever loving fuck you would say that knowing how badly in love with her he is and badly she despises him. Oh and you."

"Not wormtail?"

"No, I actually saw them high fiving earlier it was really weird."

"Circes tit, really?" he breathed out as Sirius put a hand on his hip.

"Yes really, now carry on you twat."

"Alright so, for obvious reasons I could not get her to agree, and as you know quite well a man can not go back on his word."

"You're not a man."

"I am a young man."

"We're 15."

"Fuck you, anyway I promised the poor lad so I've found a loop hole."

"And what would that be?"

Sirius brought out his hands and shook them in a way to show his oh so marvellous 'jazz hands', "me, of course."

"Oh yeah, 'of course' why didn't I think of that."

"Honestly moony, you're clearly not a very bright child."

"Dashing, aren't you."

"Oh moony, you're making me blush, oh stop it you. Anyway, I promised him a date with Lily not a date with the actual Lily so polyjuice will do the trick just fine."

"You're gonna go on a date with prongs," Remus deadpanned as he stared in disbelief.

"Well, you don't have to be so judgemental, am I that unattractive to you?"

Oh if Sirius knew just how attractive Remus truly thought he was, the late nights spent thinking of his star, of the one person he truly knew who he could love with no boundaries, the one person he could never have, because he loved him too much to bring him more pain. The pain he could barely handle himself, he would never bring that onto another no less the person he cared about more than everyone else, if only Remus loved him less than maybe it would stop the ache.

"Yes actually."

Remus is also a pathological liar.

"Will you give me the potion or not?"

Remus handed it over as he rolled his eyes, "when this ends terribly I'll plan the funeral."

"Who's funeral exactly?"

"I'm not sure yet."

"Oh thats not ominous at all," after a beat of silence, "thanks for stealing the potion moons."

"Oh it's fine, it was some poor slytherins."

Sirius snorted, "oh what a fine prefect you make."

"The best."

Sirius sat down on the cold tiles, took an inhale closed his eyes and gripping the potion bottle tightly he tugged it down in one go like a vodka shot. With his other hand he plugged his nose and immediately almost threw up afterwards.

"What the hell! Merlins balls that was disgusting."

Remus chuckled on the side as Sirius' pure misery, then it stopped as he saw the transformation. All he could hear were moans and groans from the other lads end but on Remus side he saw the literal transformation of his best friend turning into a woman.

"I, oh my god, are you okay?"

"What the fuck! No I'm not okay, holy shit, I sound like--"

"Lily," they both said in unison, at an instant Sirius dashed towards the mirrors and let out a gasp.

Sirius started feeling up his sides, his arms and forearms and had the biggest grin on his face that looked quite odd on Lily's face in Remus' opinion. He kept looking down and up which was a little disturbing to Remus for some reason.

Sirius stepped back and looked at Remus as he let out a laugh in disbelief as he can't believe what he's about to say, "I, I've got a chicks body, bloody hell moony!"

Remus laughed too and just put a hand on his head cracking up right with him not even being able to think of a sly comeback.

"Shit mate, yeah pads oh my god you look and fucking sound like Lily."

"Oh yeah I do," Sirius stared at him with his classic Sirius black grin, although on a different body Remus could recognize that anywhere.

"Okay okay, will you stop objectifying Lily now," Remus tried to say that with an annoyed tone but he couldn't help the smile in his voice and Sirius could get drunk off of that tone of his voice.

"Oh yes sir prefect, yes I will."

Remus with a wide grin went to look at his watch and went wide eyed, "shit look at the time pads."

Sirius not worried about anything rolled his eyes, "oh but I think you mean Lily."

But then he did look at the time, and rushed out knowing he had to meet James in two minutes, he went to the dorms, quickly put on the girls uniform he had since Marlene lent him hers when he protested against the dress code.

He really did adore that skirt, he loved how it looked on his-, oh he had to run now if he's going to make it to James without being late. He loudly shout 'wish me luck' to Remus and ran past a confused looking Peter, who Remus was very excited to tell about this entire disaster of a situation.

*****

James was waiting patiently at the great hall with a rose in his hand, getting his hopes up every time someone would walk in, he didn't put too much effort into his outfit as he wasn't sure if Sirius would actually manage to get a date with the Lily Evans.

Before he could think of anything else, his heart stopped as he saw a out of breath and yet unmistakingly beautiful Lily Evans walk through the door and as she met his eyes, her magnificent green apple orbs meeting his own, he swooned a little as she rushed her way over.

"Oh my god p-James, I'm so sorry if you've been waiting here for long, I got caught up with Remus and it was this whole thing really."

James smiled fondly at her or well at him, at the rambling and just took her hand and sat her down.

"Oh it's fine really, but are you okay?" He looked all over her, his body rubbing her arms and kneeled down beside her.

"Oh god Lily! How hard did you hurt yourself?"

"What? Are you mad-"

James touched Lily, Sirius' forehead and gasped, "oh god, you've had a terrible fall!"

Sirius, ever confused rubbed his sides self consciously, "no, what? I mean I don't think-, what are you on about?"

Then Sirius got it all too late when he saw the sly smile on James' face, "I could've sworn you fell straight out of heaven," and without missing a beat James had his rose in front of Lily/Sirius and with a wink he added, "angel."

"Oh you twat, you calling me Satan?" Sirius was caught off guard by the pure flirting and knew he had to put himself together and with a small smile he cupped James' hand with the rose and with his other he cupped James' cheek, "or did you want to catch me?"

He watched as James simply tripped on pure air and fall in front of him, and Sirius trying to hold back a laugh raised an eyebrow and to this James brought himself up to his feet and replied, "I was not expecting that."

"What? Weren't expecting to get this far?"

"No. not really if I'm being honest."

"Well, that explains the blushing, your entire face is a cute red, and," Sirius decided to lean in a bit closer, "I bet the rest of you is as well."

Sirius had to stop himself from laughing but oh my god, he wanted to frame this moment. He, Sirius Orion Black has made James more flustered than he thought would even be possible.

"Quite the ladies man you are miss Evans, do you talk to all your dates like this or am I just this special."

"Oh Jamie, you don't know how special you are."

"Oh Evans, if I could rearrange the entire alphabet I would put U and I together."

Sirius let out an unattractive snort, "okay champ."

James let his arm out to reach, "shall we?"

"We shall."

Sirius looked over at James because he was taking deeper inhales then a normal person should and when he asked as to why the only response was, "oh you just took my breath away, if I need CPR I'll let you know."

"How about I steal it again Jamie."

Sirius smirked and James eyed him before shaking his head, "thats for later my love."

"Anything else you're saving for later?"

At this James simply winked at him obnoxiously but narrowed his eyes at him slightly which made Sirius all the more nervous.

"You sure are acting different Lily."

Sirius is now positive James knows that it's him.

"Don't worry handsome, I still think you're a twat."

James knows it's Sirius.

"Oh lovely, let's go to the common room so I can serenade you there." James needed to ask someone about what the hell is going on because he knows thats Sirius and not Lily, and he needs Sirius to tell him, but luck is on his side because Sirius doesn't know that he knows.

"Oh yes, lets. I would love nothing more than for you to serenade me with your beautiful singing voice."

As they walked to the common room arm in arm, Sirius was sweating the entirety there because christ James knows and he is positive that he knows.

"Oh um, James? I need to use the restroom really quickly, I'll be right back."

James waved her off saying have fun as he ran to Peter needing someone to talk to about this.

He hit Peters arm repeatedly as he was repeating his name as well, he was as frantic as ever and just about shook his arms as well, "peter what the fuck do I do mate?"

Peter looked at him questioningly, "what do you need to do?"

James blurted out, "I'm on a date with padfoot!"

"Oh, well I support you mate, terrible choice in men but I'm glad you've moved on from Evans!"

This time James hit Peters arm again but much more harder than before, "no! I'm on a date with Lily but it's not Lily, it's pads but he doesn't know that I know."

"Oh. Because he said he'd get you a date with her?"

"YES!"

"Oh and he took some.. oh I see now. Well shit mate, you're in quite a pickle now."

"Yeah no shit wormtail."

"Well, work with that; he doesn't know that you know so flirt with him make him uncomfortable and then he'll have to confess."

"Easier said than done mate, but.. thats not a bad idea."

"He has no idea so it couldn't possibly go wrong."

"Oh yeah on a date with my best friend pretending to be the love of my life and I have to be romantic with him in order for him to tell me he's not the love of my life, what could ever possibly go wrong!"

Peter stood up, "just here-- let me do this," he unopened the first few buttons to James' shirt and ruffled up his more so then usual, "that should help."

James looked down and simply shrugged and went back to the common room where Lily-- no Sirius, looked frazzled but with intent on his face.

Although, when Sirius ran to the restroom previously James has no idea he grabbed Remus hand and dragged him there with his face looking pale and wide eyed.

"Okay what now," Remus asked with an exasperated sigh.

"I was not prepared for these terrible conditions I've put myself in."

Remus smiled widely, quite mockingly Sirius would like to add, and clasped his hands together, "oh goody. Now what made you have this absolutely absurd observation that I totally did not see forthcoming?"

"I didn't know he was going to flirt with me!"

"On a date? With the girl of his dreams? Oh how dare he flirt, oh gosh. Wow."

"Shut up okay? I need you to shut the fuck up."

"Wait so, what did you do?"

"Flirted back obviously! It's my instinct from when we compliment each others asses, how could I not? But it's more sincere, and just straight up fucking weird."

"Oh, I see the problem, prongs knows."

"Do you know how hard it is for me not to call him prongs! I haven't called him his actual name this many times since the day we first met-- and that was simply out of spite to annoy him."

"Oh what a lovely child you were."

"I'm lovely now too."

"Oh, of course you are Lily."

"I don't want to confess to him that I couldn't get Lily though, I can't give up moonshine."

"But he knows."

"Yeah but, I don't want to lose."

Remus wanted to facepalm, of fucking course Sirius turned this into something it's not, making sure he doesn't face the true error of his ways and instead turning this into something he can fuck around with.

Nothing to unpack there. Nope, not at all.

"Okay fine, so what? You're just going to go on with the date? Pretend nothing is going on and you'll just flirt back?"

"Well yeah, I just need to get through this date before he calls it off and then I'll keep my end of the deal."

"You really are in a fucking mess."

"As per usual."

"Well, you have luck on your side I guess, because he knows that you're not Lily and you know that he knows. However, he doesn't know that you know that he knows."

Sirius turned his head to the side in confusion and Remus wanted to kiss him so badly so he flicked him on the forehead instead.

"He doesn't know what you know, you have the upper hand you imbecile."

"So what?"

"You two are best mates, he doesn't want to romantically be with you, so do what you do best and make people uncomfortable."

"I can do that."

"I know you can."

"Oh, I know you do," at this Sirius winked at Remus.

"Perfect example mutt."

With Sirius flipping him off, he untied his hair and let it roam around as he walked back or more so strutted back knowing his mission at hand.

Which lead him to this moment of Sirius slightly frazzled not knowing how to accomplish his mission at hand but at least having a mission at hand. James then slipped himself right beside Sirius and putting an arm around his shoulder, "you look magnificent Evans."

"You're not too bad yourself."

"No but, you're almost too good to be true, almost as if someones playing a trick on me and it's not really you."

Sirius stared back, his face going white and his eyes going wide and he had no idea how to reply. He knew James knew but he didn't know he was going to make comments like that, it caught him off guard he ran a hand through his hair.

"Well you know I'm completely real and I can assure you if someone was playing a trick on you it would only be from the pure goodness from their heart."

James narrowed his eyes and gulped, "well if it was from the goodness of their heart, they should know it's not a very well thought out trick, sweetheart."

"I think it would be very well thought out, having tricked you to believe it really is Li- me, deer." James knew from the little sneer on Sirius' or well Lily's pale face that he was not calling him a term of endearment but calling him his animagus which James did do a double take and looking back at Sirius he knew the reaction was exactly what he wanted.

James grabbed his shoulder and stood up with mischief in his eyes which for once Sirius slightly feared, "hey someone's playing some music in the corner, let's dance Evans."

Sirius stared back but kept his composure normal, "dance?"

"Well we are on a date after all."

James let out his hand and Sirius took it gracefully, not ready to slow dance with James at all, "oh such a gentlemen."

"My pleasure milady."

Sirius inhaled and let James bring him to a corner of the common room that was unoccupied and allowed himself to put his arms around James shoulders. He was silently cursing out Lily in his head for being so fucking short. All the while James was sweating because he didn't know how to fucking dance and he knew Sirius knew.

"Need a hand, deer?"

"No."

Sirius grinned and looked at the taller lad, "put your hand on my sides you nitwit and just sway."

James closed his eyes and let out a small smile as he let his hands a little lower than what was probably appropriate for two laddy lads doing lad things.

"James Fleamont Potter, I swear to fucking god you put your hands higher or I'll winguardiam leviosa your ass so hard you'll end up on the fucking moon."

"I mean I do love you to the moon and back."

"So are those your last words then?"

James only smiled wider when he put his hands on his sides much higher than it was before.

"You sure know how to dance."

"Well I've had classes and it sure does come in handy when I get to teach pretty boys like yourself Mr. Potter."

"You think I'm pretty?" James smirked a bit.

"The prettiest."

James took his hand off of Sirius' side to flick his hand as he gasped dramatically, "oh, you flatter me."

"Oh when I'm done with you, you'll be better than flattered," Sirius let out a flirty smile hoping to the lords above that James would give up right now and tell him he knows.

"So naughty."

Sirius took an inhale as he gulped knowing where their dancing would lead to on a normal date.

James thought the same thing and almost at the same time they both had an idea where they knew the other would confess, not knowing they both had the same idea.

James gulped as he spoke, "you know this is where, we would usually get to the uh, kissing part."

Sirius froze up hoping he could have brought it up first, "oh I would love to Jamie."

Sirius would not love to kiss him, considering this would be his first kiss.

"Then we should, yes."

James desperately knew they should not. No.

James knew Sirius would give in, because he knew Sirius knew. And Sirius doesn't know he knows that he knows that he knows.

Right?

James could go through with this until Sirius gives up, he could do this, can't he?

Sirius on the other hand knew James would never go through with this, he had this in the bag, he knew James is doing this just to have Sirius give in. He knew James and he knew he would not go through kissing him, he won't chicken out and if it takes him to almost kiss his best mate he would do it.

Sirius black will never lose.

Sirius gulped, "okay let's kiss then?"

James shifted uncomfortably on his feet and licked his lips having his eyed intent on Sirius, begging him to confess first.

"I'm ready mon amour."

Sirius responded dryly, "planning on french kissing me with that terrible accent?"

"You speak french Lily?" James quipped back and seeing that alarmed look on Sirius' face and although those facial features were Lily's the panic was pure Sirius and he inhaled it.

"Er, no but, I'm not an idiot."

James thought that was the most in character thing Sirius has said this entire afternoon.

"Alright, we-- yeah let's do this dream girl."

Sirius closed his eyes and puckered his lip slowly moving forward, to give James time to fucking confess, and to be fair Sirius was getting quite impatient.

James was not giving in, he also leaned forward as slowly as possible closing his eyes tight, hoping and praying for Sirius to give in.

They were leaning forward, lips almost moving off of their faces as Sirius grabbed James shoulders peeking an eye open and saw James doing nothing that looked like confessing.

They wouldn't kiss, they couldn't, Sirius knew James would give in.

Except he didn't.

Sirius' first kiss was James Potter.

James' first kiss was Sirius Black.

Their lips touched and were firmly pressed on each other not one moving to further the kiss, it lasted an entirety of two whole seconds before there was a loud, "fine, you win!"

"I'm not Lily you twat, you mother fucker, you absolute bastard."

James was still puckering his lips when he opened his eyes and finally fucking smiled.

Instead of a response he clapped, "congratulations Sirius Orion Black, you were my first kiss."

"You stole mine you twat!"

"What?! You were the one who leaned in first!"

"You were the one who said we should, when you knew! I thought you'd give in!"

"Well thank you for confessing your sin pads."

Then they heard clapping and both Sirius and James turned around to find Peter and Remus clapping and James raised his eyebrows, "great show you both, truly. Glad you both finally had your first kiss."

Sirius at this bowed to both at them, "and yet no girlfriend."

James plopped himself next to Remus and laid his head down in his lap after the truly traumatic experience that was his first date. Although Remus paid no attention to him and kept his eyes on Sirius.

"Just a girlfriend?"

Sirius exhaled with a shaky breath, "or a boyfriend."

"Good to know," Remus smirked.

Oh Sirius was really doomed.

#oh my god yay im done #sirius black #sirius loves remus #remus loves sirius #prongsfoot #james potter #lily evans #jily #the maruaders #the mauraders map #the marauders era #peter pettigrew #wolfstar #desi james potter #wolfstar <3 #its 5am now okay goodnight #remus lupin

[misttiddies]

pspsps 10, 22, 41 but the mizukage instead? for the ask game :3c

10. if you were a jounin team leader, who would you want as your genin?

hinata (no force on earth would stop me from killing hiashi if i was a shinobi. i would adopt her.) and hnn idk if i would want the rest of team 8 bc i am deathly afraid of bugs and don't love dogs but i would feel bad for breaking up her team :(

wait i have a concept: hinata, sasuke, and ranmaru. the most eyeballest team.

WAIT NO haku kimimaro and ranmaru. im silly. of course an all kiri orphan team. they are not the same age as each other but that's fine, what two traumatized fifteen year olds don't want a traumatized eight (ten??) year old to hang out with

22. favorite ninja weapon

*gestures to all of the legendary seven swords* they are all so special to me ;A; i have made just an atrocious amount of art i've made w/ them, they're on my shoes, they were in my art history homework last semester, they're in my art final this semester. they all mean a lot to me but i guess if i had to choose a fav it would be samehada. somethnig so special about a sword that is also a creature.

honorable mention to isari and seiren's weapons though. the swordfish spear is cool even if it is kind of a samehada rehash, and the manta ray sound-controlled bow o///o part of what makes it so cool is probably that the episode it was in was Really really good but it's so pretty. it's got a little heart. :)

(images of the bow for ppl who haven't seen it, it's shaped like a ray with a heart in the middle and four gill-shaped holes radiating out from it. it has a "mouth" where the chakra "arrows" shoot from, and there's an open part behind the heart with three strings to be played like a harp.)

41. rank all 7 hokage 6 mizukage

oh boy

6. (worst) if we are to believe that the third mizukage created the bloody mist graduation system then yeah. him

5. yagura. he did a bad job but it wasn't his fault :( who knows why oh bee toes did what he did but it sure did mess with grampy's run huh

4. byakuren. we don't know anything about his policies or anything but i do not trust him

3. gengetsu. don't know what he did either. it wasn't the bloody mist though and in my head he did good things

2. i honestly didn't think chojuro would get this high a placement honestly as good a lad as he is he has made some questionable decisions as mizukage. but a) everyone before him is either an almost completely blank slate or had the worst administration in all of naruto, and b) it would be very hard for any reasonable person to do a better job given the circumstances. it kind of seems like our man keeps making plays and getting put in check. he's got plenty of time to turn it around tho.

mei. self explanatory i would say

#thank u :3 #ask game #kiri musings

[isaacathom]

ds9 time, s2e12

well alright odo whatever tickles your fancy sir

quarks genuinely taken aback that odo seems to be seriously about a purchase.

who the fuck is mora. should i know this man

yeah id be kind of annoyed if someone came up to me, unannounced, and started critiquing my shapeshifting

i dont like dr mora

i do like that odos like 'id like a runabout' and sisko immediately goes 'yeah sure. what for'. just completely confident. has basically no reason to deny that request of any of his major crew members unless context suggests a problem (i think kiras run against that a handful of times).

dr mora is acting like a dad trying to provoke a child to speak and odo is just like. for fucks sake man. fine. yeesh

my question to mora is when he says 'work with you', does he mean working with odo as a peer, or with in the sense that you work with computers, with a field of study?

thats a familiar looking set, i love the soundstage lads. oh a beautiful background, that one, Stunning.

i love that their standin for 'odo juice' is clearly just some iron filings with a magnet being spun around it. excellent shit.

okay im attempting to recalibrate if i should give a shit about mora based on how odo reacts and because odo is shit at expressing his emotions (mood, sir) and im still struggling to figure that one out.

'he hid my clothes so i wouldnt leave' bashir buddy cmon

oh that man might be dead

"if you run into my wife don't mention i did this" obrien i love you

ugh thats so goopy

"my replicator or yours" i find that such a cute phrase. and again, the evidence persists that dax is probably the only person who enjoys julians company other than garrick lmao, if she wanted to invite it out for drinks.

okay julian my guy what does THAT mean. i thought we'd stopped being cringe heterosexual. oh thank god for drama.

"its a nickname i barely tolerate" "its an expression of affection" dr mora sir those are not mutually exclusive. my friends have expressed their affection for me by pre-emptively censoring their horniness in such a way that makes me feel like a piece of shit buzzkill despite having done nothing - affection need not be accepted at the end point. eat shit. anyway uh

i hate dr mora

dax's vibe in this scene with mora where moras all 'ah, never thought hed grow up' and whatever its very :) please stop.

you know what it is? you know what it is. its that he keeps infantilising odo, and a lot of the traits hes picking out as things odo is/was "deficient" in are like. you know. Autistic traits. is that anything. i feel like thats where im rankling

ah okay so the twist is Odo's doing this shit subconsciously

mora pol is such a cunt. i hate this guy

"what humanoid have you been able to trust except me?" "WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I TRUST YOU?" "I resent that" good! fuck off cunt!

he sucks so much. feeling hes owed odo's trust because of his effort, fuck you. odos having a breakdown and hes just charging forward with his self-centering. absolute state. oh is the twist going to be that he's causing this to try and coerce odo back into his lab?

oop hes melting oop oop oop

"its separate and independent from the odo we know" are you sure about that. are you confident. are you positively convinced. because im not. im not convinced.

if this episode is going to try and convince me mora has had any change of heart, its not gonna work, i tell you what. i honestly hope its kira that manages to get him to back down since we've established she is probably the person he trusts most on the station. just to prove mora wrong about his lack of trust in others. i want them to prove it, yknow.

oh great it is trying to convince me. "ive done it again havent i? made you a prisoner" YES. YOU SHITSTAIN. YOU WANKROD.

bleugh.

its annoying because i think its a good episode. there's good drama, you learn a lot about odo and where he's been, its good. there's good dynamics with the cast. i just dislike mora pol to such an extent that it makes it hard to buy into that specific axis of the drama, and its the primary one. thats the one im meant to care about. and i cant. because he appears and everything says no, nonono, this man is no good father. and it wasnt like he was even doing bad shit at the start, i just caught a vibe and went euuuugh.

#ds9 blogging #the only ep for the night bc i just dont have the energy for a second i dont think #blame the heat i guess

[sxmu-suma]

Paragraphs For Jimmy Because Hes Sleeping!

Daily Paragraph for the one i love, i'd do anything just to make you happy, you're so cute, and genuinely amazing. I love you more than i love myself and everything else, I wanna spread affection to you in any way i fr don't care if its irl or online idc, i just wanna make u feel special because you are ya know? I've never been happier since i met you! I love you<3 I hope you know your my everything and i would do anything for you. I would block every boy,shut them out, drop anyone you don't like, i try my best to make you happy. I'd do anything to make you laugh.....even cheesy jokes. i literally love u so much, your always on my mind and i just cant stop thinking about you. you mean so much to me i honestly can't predict life without you!! I honestly think wow i'm with this lad, he's so perfect, and the fuck am i like- you manage to put a smile on my face all the time even if i'm in a dark spot and i am so happy u entered my life because u have made it so much better in every way, you need to sleep though more my love<33 sorry to break it to u. I'm sorry i keep saying these things so much but i'm in love with you and nothing will be able to change that. Serious talk for a second, Honestly i never thought we would be this close and now that i know you are literally the best person ever. Thank you so much for everything, I swear i'm trying to stop Cutting myself aka playing fruit ninja. My day could be so bad, and it was yesterday because of time zones and you slept through two thirds of my day, Then you dmed me and i got butterflies<333 When i see ur name pop up i blush, YOU MAKE ME FOLD BRUV, LIKE KICKING MY LEGS BLUSHING. I wish you could see how beautiful you make the world. How you light up every room you walk into And make this world seem a little bit kinder. I wish you saw yourself the way i see you. babe..i have to tell u how much i love you. also baby u so god damn fine. But like omg yes, i hope your asleep right now or this will be really awkward but like u came into my life when i felt like everyone was leaving and life wasn't at its finest, you made me feel wanted and Let me talk to you when i wanted to.i I can only use so many words in the dictionary to show you how much i love you and you are always on my mind, putting a smile on my face and making my heart skip a beat. There are only so many ways to express my love and i plan on showing you just how much i love you. Ik you had an okay day bc u said Good ig, ISTG IF IT LOOKS LIKE I'M ANNOYED AT YOU,I'M NOT. you deserve the whole world, i mean it. you've done sm for me(Not physically,mentally) I don't want to fight, if we do i'd prob blame myself. I miss you when u sleep, but im glad your sleeping<33(this all was an accident i swear i just wanted it to start with a simple i love you) I love you so much you're the kindest most genuine person i have ever met, you're genuinely one of the best things to happen to me. I cried a bit re-reading this. I feel like this isn't enough so ima keep going<333 I feel so lucky to have you we have only been dating for a tiny bit but you've made me so hppy in that little amount of time, i cant think of anyone else i would want in my life i love uuuuuu. Okay honestly People in Italy are slaying, Even though theres a 72 foot tsunami coming or smt and theres like 2 missing volcanos, a child been kidnapped and like 17 missing pizzas.

#lol

[mightybeaujester]

Hhmh i decided being chronically ill sucks actually

#im DIZZY lads #or apparently experiencing vertigo according to the internet #i feel dizzy everyday but today it is so much worse #but i pushed myself to do some stuff anyways bc i wanted to be proud of myself #and now it literally feels like im on a ship #im honestly not sure if i am maybe rocking my body???? #its so bad #and i dont wanna lay down bc i think it makes it worse rn #but i need sleep #so imma do it anyways #god this sucks #im fine though #just ranting #the fact that today a friend ACTUALLY asked how im doing and i couldn't even rant about how shit i feel #bc its her birthday and im sure not gonna rant on that if i couldn't even have been there #ugh #anyways #if you made it this far in this rant dont forget to hydrate friends

[piipstachio]

When I went to therapy , I went to two diff therapists cus one of them was super religious and was a catholic and it made me uncomfortable, so We had to find a different therapist ( I still wonder how he got his degree). I was Misdiagnosed with having BPD, so you might have heard me say I had BPD once but it wasn’t the case, the other therapist said I didn’t have bpd but I do have Depression and Social Anxiety, along with ADHD.

#yeah i DONT have bpd i just have adhd and im also autistic but i've known that im autistic since i was a wee lad #im fine with that and i've learned to overcome and cope with it #i cant change who i am so i live with it #the depression and social anxiety part #i still have it but it isn't as severe as before cus i learnt how to CALM it down just a little #though honestly couldnt do it without the help of others ;w; #croaks #rambles

[thatreallyminecraftsmygender]

I hope you're holding up okay Zaph

I hope so too anon

#im doing good atm #working on putting on weight and muscle mass which is aleayd a mixed bag but thats fine #my fingers have been acting up recentlt so i csnt do much musoc but ive been writing a lot! #trying to get things sorted for uni #ect ect #had a brief set of the depries that im still recovering from but it can excerise again now which definitely speeds everything up #but im havinf a good time kther than that #i think things are going well. not to jinx it #definitely having a better time than i was having a few years ago and honestly thays what counts #it gers better lads #it gets better #not hc #ask z #/negative #watching a lot of team Canada which is always good fun! #thank you for the hope anon #may it he returned to you

[smashing-cookies-archives]

SCREAMS STOP PAIRING ME WITH PEOPLE BESIDES MADELEINE IM GOING CRAZY

I ONLY LLOVE HIM ITS JJUST JUST HIM!!! ITS JUST HIM!!! I HHATE IT I HATE THE THOUGHT OF BEING WITH OTHERS I HATE BEING PAIRED WITH MY FRIENDS!!!!!!!!

im uncomfortable right now, its so fucking sucky.

#/nbh #dont mind me im being hashtag mental #yu can ignore this im just a very sensitive little lad #truthfully i dont like #care #if you're shipping stuff i dont like i just get immensely uncomfortable with some #dont feel attacked if i dont like a ship you do its fine honestly just like #please #Please. #dont mention some ships to me if you like them if possible #i dunno #if yr curious feel free to send a message or ask whatev idk #might delete later #im anxious and tend to impulsively post negative thoughts when im just not thinking #oh i forgot some tags #issak rambles #issak vents #<-- ? #ok bye #as i said might delete later