#hororscope

[letzoespoilyoucreates]

The Horrorscope!

Credit to Nique le Brun for editing and the commissioned background. 

Available soon on Redbubble - https://www.redbubble.com/people/LetZoeSpoilYou/shop

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[somewhatparnoidandroid]

I love all the horoscope statues at the city museum

#capricorn #witch aesthetic #witchcore #hororscope #astrology #weirdcore #liminal aesthetic #liminal spaces

[amindfromkissland]

Horrorscope prints I made

#collageart #collage #pinupdoll #pinupgal #pinupgirl #hororscope #spooky season #spooky aesthetic #spooky art #spooky girls #pinup fashion #scary movies #beetlejuice

[icarusthelunarguard]

This Week’s Horrible-Scopes

It’s time for this week’s Horrible-Scopes! So for those of you that know your Astrological Signs, cool! If not, just pick one, roll a D12, or just make it up as you go along. It really doesn’t matter.

Aries 

The vast majority of humans have ten fingers - five on either hand. Why does music tend to be broken up into groups of four, three, or some combination of the two? There is something fundamentally strange about this and you need to break out your old psychology, music history, and music theory textbooks from college and do a research paper. No idea if you’ll get an honourary doctorate for it, but it’ll keep you busy at night.

Taurus 

Here’s a little bit of irony for you. Czechoslovakia born Miroslav Šatan played professional hockey for 20 years, and not ONCE did he play for the New Jersey Devils. Here’s another one - until you open the “Fail Whale” application, you’ll have no way to know if your account is still alive or dead. Just like Dr. Schrödinger’s account. 

Gemini  

You may not be a meteorologist but even you can watch weather satellite loops and see patterns of cloud motions forming. You don’t need to explain about Millibars of Pressure, or percentages of moisture capacity of the atmosphere to be able to tell people, “Ice Slippery… NO GO DRIVE!” This week stay indoors so all those people who decided they could drive in this snow don’t hit your car.  

Cancer Moon-Child 

Your spirit animal is drunk. Doesn’t matter if it’s a hog, squirrel, or camel. Funny thing, though… that’s how horses were invented. Alcohol is a natural diuretic, meaning you excrete water faster. So when camels were being shipped to the cowboys in the wild west, all the sailors had to give the camels was rum. After such a long trip and so much rum being consumed the sailors noticed that all they had in their holds when they made port was horses. According to “Shadowmant” on “R Slash ShittyAskScience” at least.  

Leo 

On Babylon 5, the Narn mentioned how every galactic species independently created what they call “Breen” - “Swedish Meatballs” to Terrans. Well, on Terra many cultures have created  what the Germanic peoples call “Schnitzel”. Around the world it’s known as “Escalope” in France and Spain, “Tonkatsu” in Japan, “Cotoletta” in Italy, “Milanesa” in Argentina, and “Chicken-Fried Steak” in America. Meaning your excuse for not traveling because you don’t know what to eat is bunk. Stop procrastinating! 

Virgo 

It’s time to plan ahead for the summer weather. Do your family a favor and buy a couple box fans to put in your house’s windows to circulate the air. Remember: in at the bottom, out at the top. Yes, this ‘Scope was for the Virgos South of the Equator. You Northern Hemispherians can just check your privilege at the door. 

Libra 

Heavy snowfalls will make travel difficult; not just for cars but for the poor shopping cart pushers. Don’t make their jobs harder than they already are. Put your cart back where it belongs when you’re done with it - and take one extra if it’s near. Santa will thank you for it later. Because, remember… Santa is real!

Scorpio 

On the main Google website there’s a button labeled, “I’m Feeling Lucky”. Trouble is when you mouse-over it, it changes to something else. Maybe it’ll be “I’m Feeling… Generous” or “I’m Feeling… Funny” or “I’m Feeling… Curious”. This week hit that button a few times because you need some spontaneity in your life.   

Sagittarius 

Have you actually listened to the lyrics from the songs you love to sing along to? Some of them are actually protest songs, or songs about sex, sometimes about relationships… And sometimes they’re about getting your name in the credits of an instrumental song as the lyricist so you can get paid performance royalties. Yeah, we’re looking at YOU, Gene Roddenbery! This week, don’t be petty.   

Capricorn 

There are scam products out there that you shouldn’t consider buying, no matter how good the premise seems. A security enclosure for your wireless router seems like a great idea; keep people in an office from walking away with it, right? Only to find out it’s just a Faraday Cage, preventing the Wifi signal from working correctly. Everything’s working fine - stop throwing money at the little stuff.

Aquarius 

Making cornbread in a cast iron pan is a great idea, but there are a couple trick you need to know before you do it. First, put the pan on the stovetop so it heats while you mix your batter. Second, drop a stick of butter in the pan so it melts and boils before you add the batter. Third, add one small can of Creamed Corn for every portion you’re making. And last, take the whole thing and pop it in the oven, adding 25% more cooking time. Once it comes out, you’ll thank us. This week, enjoy your comfort food.  

Pisces 

If you’ve been fortunate enough to plug in a USB cable the right-way up more than seven times in a row, you might be ready to explain the topic of Quantum Spin. The short version is, “fermions” have half-integer spins while “bosons” have integer spins. Obviously you already know the rest of the equations, so we’ll just leave you to it. Have a great lecture.

And THOSE are your Hobble-Scopes for this week! Remember if you liked what you got, we’re obviously not working hard enough at these. BUT! If you want a better or nastier one for your own sign or someone else’s, all you need to do to bribe me is just Let Me Know! These will be posted online at the end of each week via Tumblr, Twitter, Facebook and Discord.

#horrorscope #hororscope #parody #humor #funny #where my hits at people

[astrologycompatibility]

Venus is called the goddess of the love. It affects the way you handle your love life and other emotional things. Venus describes the pleasure, attraction and love.

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[vijaykumarpradhan]

#best astrologer #astrology solution #best asrtology in hyderabad #chakras #hororscope #numerology #astrology

[incorrectestzb1]

Gyuvin: *Crouching in a corner, rocking back and forth* Gunwook: What's wrong with him? Taerae, reading a magazine: He looked up his and Ricky's horoscope compatibility and got "non-compatible"

#incorrect zerobaseone #incorrect zb1 #kim gyuvin #park gunwook #kim taerae #gyurik #zb1 ship #they hate each other with love #disclaimer the mods know nothing about hororscopes the could be compatible for all we know #zerobaseone #my day begins and ends with queue

[jyotishgher]

#jyotishgher #astrology #love marriage #spouse #wife #husband #hororscope matching #horoscope 2024 #career

[suchananewsblog]

Daily Horoscope, March 9, 2023: Read horoscope predictions for Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces and others - Times of India

Are you ready to unlock the secrets of the universe and discover what the day ahead has in store for you? Look no further than today’s horoscope! With expert analysis of the astrological influences at play, you’ll be able to navigate life’s challenges with confidence and grace.Aries Today you may feel your life becoming challenging, you may take some advises from your elders to sustain in the…

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#daily hororscope #daily predictions #horoscope daily #horoscope today #Today Horoscope

[anxiousanteaterr]

ONCE AGAIN, i open my horoscope app and it slaps me directly in the face with exactly what i need to hear

#the universe is kind to me in the sense that it patiently reminds me of the things i often forget #horoscope #hororscope? #i cannae remember

[mr-walkingrainbow]

Monster high ‘Horoscope’ Spoilers

OH MY FUCKING GOD DID THAT JUST HAPPEN BESTIES?!

CLEO X FRANKIE IS NOT ONLY OFFICIALLY CANON, BUT FULLY RECIPROCATED BY BOTH????

No I can’t. I literally can’t. (Not to mention the second half of this episode was literally just Ghoulia having a crush on a Drag Queen skeleton who was like three tweaks away from spectra vondergeist name wise.

Read my full ass very detailed reaction to the entire ep below

FIRST OFF! Literally the intro photo,

Cute! Love the little Beatles for Cleo!

except… wait..? What is that on their backs?

ITS A HEART BITCHESSSSSSS YESSSS!

Hell yeah. We all know things about to get steamy as fuck!

(in a PG Nickelodeon way 😉)

Oh hi Cleo! 👋

No Cleo! You accidentally threw your phone when you weren’t looking! 😟

OH WHATS IN THIS FUZZY ASS PHOTO I TOOK FROM THE FLOOR OF MY LOFT?!?!

A ELECTRIFIED DISEMBODIED ARM HEROICALLY THROWN TO CATCH SAID PHONE? IN PERFECT TIMING? Almost… as if they’ve noticed this as one of Cleo’s quirks, and have taken it upon themselves to be their every time just to make sure her precious phone doesn’t drop?

NOT THE FIRST THING OUT OF FRANKIES MOUTH BEING ‘Are you ok Cleo?’

Their so worried about her 🥺.

Oh… 👀 EYE SHIFT … pretty 💖

IM DEAD. ALREADY.

boo, apparently I can only add one video per thing 😐. WELP PICTURES IT IS!

ooo! I love the ‘for monsters hororscopes always come true thing’

wait what is this? Cleo’s Horoscope??? “A MONSTER MOST PRECIOUS TO YOU WILL ENTER YOUR LIFE!’

Who could that be?!?

FRANKIE COMING IN CLUTCH! Literally. Another perfect catch!

Oh! Cleo thinks it’s gotta be this pearl ghoul she’s obsessed with on Eektok! Cool! A water dragon or something? (Pfft she’s not Jinafire 😤)

Frankie : a Similacrum phone stand 👍

Omg I love the little detail how Frankies hand flinches slightly and hesitates once Cleo’s hand touches them 🥹 this Boo so gay and I love them for that.

Clawdeen really said 😳

Omg Cool!!! Cleo wants to throw a welcome part for Jinafire knockoff- OOP I meant Pearl!!!

I wonder how Frankie feels about this?

Transcript for the video wanting readers :

“Ooo fun! -I WANNA HELP!” - Frankie Stein

Frankie. Boo. Your not subtle 🤭.

ok. So I desperately want to add another video cause this really is such a monumental detail filled episode,

SO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?! A PART TWO EVERYONE! LIKE AND COMMENT AND ILL MAKE SURE TO LINK THE SECOND PART AS SOON AS IM DONE MAKING IT! ❤️❤️❤️

Part two !

#monster high #frankie x cleo #frankie stein #g3 frankie stein #frankie monster high #cleo x frankie #cleo de nile #cleo monster high #g3 cleo de nile #clawdeen wolf #draculaura #clawdeen is a lesbian #Frankie is nonbinary #They Them pronouns for Frankie #monster high g3

[simmer-tia]

Tia on set for some Studio photoshoot w Ash, in case you wonder...yes I LUV Ashanti SO MUCH xD

Thanks to Creators: Outfit: @busra-tr's Poster Girl Set 195

Skin: @mercisims's N70 Skin Overlay

Shoes: @shoestopia's Swish Swish Sneakers & @bergdorfverse's Nike Gen1 Sneakers

Accessories: @novemberforsims's Argentina Cartier Frames, Bjorn Choker & Necklace w Bear Charms, Simone Heart Earrings & Tonette Watch, @arethabee's French Nails & @simstrouble's Dark Night Rings

Hairstyles: @leahlillith's Cloud Hairstyle & @antosims's Jaime Hairstyle

Objects & Props: @shamxbam's Ashanti Artwork Collection, @xxblacksims's Urban Art Frames (Aaliyah & the picture in the backend of the room), @davidheather's Novelty Set's Oyster Pearls Case, Your Jeweler Set's Money Jewels, Novelty Set's Cigar Case, @utopyacc's Money Case & USP9 9mm, @bergdorfverse's Goyard's Rich AsF Case ckTrunk & Missoni Home Hororscope Coffee Table, @xplatinumxluxexsimsx's Amethyst Crystal Coffee Table, @cowbuild's Minotti Set's Jacques Ottoman & Lotus Sofa & @syboubou's Contemporary Haven Frame

Poses: @starrysimsie's Hold Me Close Pose Pack @utopyacc's Gym Pose Pack & @xplatinumxluxexsimsx's Sun Lounger Pose Pack

#sims 4 aesthetic #r'n'b aesthetics #my sims #alpha cc #sims 4 couples #san sequoia #sims 4 #shoestopia #sims #sims 4 cc #sims 4 poses #thesims4 #ts4 poses #ts4 #ts4cc #sims 4 storytelling #the sims 4 #the sims #the sims cc #the sims 4 custom content #s4cc #ts4 cc #sims 4 custom content #sims 4 screenshots #s4 custom content #sims4cc #the sims 4 cc #sims story #sims 4 couple poses #sims 4 model

[lurafita]

Hororscopes

There is magic in the world. Angels and demons and werewolves and vampires and fairies and warlocks and nephilim. So maybe Hororscopes, at least some of them, are actually genuine. Alec is still really confused when Magnus conjures up a thicker scarf for him because his Hororscope said that he should watch out for the cold.

#magnus bane #alec lightwood #malec #shadowhunters tv #shadowhunters #malec headcanons

[bobie-collages-and-videopoems]

"L'hororscope" ✂️ "The hororscope"

#collage du #dimanche

bobie.fr

#collage #dimanche #paper collage #sunday #handmade collage

[icarusthelunarguard]

This Week’s Horrible-Scopes

It’s time for this week’s Horrible-Scopes! So for those of you that know your Astrological Signs, cool! If not, just pick one, roll a D12, or just make it up as you go along. It really doesn’t matter.

Aries  

Do you have someone you can spend a night at the opera with? You might want to re-examine your relationships and see who would be willing to do that with you. Remember - intermissions are not just for getting up and stretching, but for refreshments. Besides New Years this is a perfect time to treat yourself to a glass of champagne.  

Taurus 

Rumor has it you’re planning on going your own way out west. We respect your choices and hope you packed appropriately for the trip. How you were able to get a rail company to ship your car to the left coast so you can drive it home is impressive! Maybe just fly out to Vancouver and rent a car instead? Don’t forget your “Road Trip” CD binder.

Gemini  

Cocaine has been around for a long time. After it became “unfashionable” to use in over the counter products like “Carbonated Soft Drinks”, it started to come back in underground popularity in the 70’s. Which would be about the same time that the musical genre of “Speed Metal” started. You need to do some investigation to find out if Speed Metal guitar was created to sound fast enough to cokeheads. Just don’t get too immersed in your research. 

Cancer Moon-Child 

Dancing is a great way to enjoy nights out, but the days of going to a discotheque and fox trotting with some spandex-wearing hottie are long past. You could bring a blow-up doll, dressed up appropriately, and get on the floor and dance up a storm with it. It’ll be a conversation starter, might get someone interested enough to learn a dance step or two, and you’ll still have a Designated Driver at the end of the night. 

Leo 

Spring for you should be defined as having started when you can take a slow ride in your car with the windows rolled down and still be comfortable. Cranking your heat to MAX to keep the engine from melting down does not count. Get that water pump checked out this week. 

Virgo 

You want to be a superhero, but there’s no radioactive dumps nearby? If you go back to the 70’s The Electric Company had a superhero named “Letterman”, voiced by Gene Wilder! Can you imagine “The Waco Kid” or “Mr. Wonka” as a sweater-wearing, flying superhero? No? THAT’S why you won’t be one yourself. You need to believe in yourself! Remember: You take three running steps then leap into the sky.

Libra ()

We want to tell you something good, but we’d be lying. Sorry, but this week is gunna be a tough one for you. Make sure you have at least two alarms set for every morning so you don’t oversleep, that you have coffee ready to pick up, and that your contact lenses are not still in the cleaning solution. Do NOT mix up the hydrogen peroxide and saline bottles or you’re gunna have a bad visit to the ophthalmologist. 

Scorpio 

Just because you're not 100% thrilled with the things you’re doing with friends doesn’t mean it’s a loss. Enjoy just being with people who not only tolerate you, but encourage you to join them. Consider bringing some food to share - preferably something your friends aren’t allergic to. 

Sagittarius 

You’re not having a heart attack, you really DO have toast burning in the toaster. That’s the good news. The bad news is that you not only forgot the toast, but that you forgot that you baked the loaf of bread yourself. Either get outside more or start taking some multivitamins to supplement your diet of hash brown breakfast burritos.  

Capricorn

Ok. Follow this… My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Season 3 Episode 2, “The Crystal Empire”, first aired in 2012. There is a scene where Rainbow Dash is in a sales tent calling out, “Who Wants a Flugelhorn?” One of the most famous Flugelhorn players is Chuck Mangione. In 1976 he composed a song for the Summer Olympics in Montreal, Quebec. The name of that piece was, "Chase the Clouds Away". It is POSSIBLE that this is an Easter Egg that has flown under the radar for TEN.. FREEKIN’... YEARS! –and now you can’t unlearn that.  

Aquarius 

The expression is, “Money can’t buy you happiness”. Elton John’s song is, “Mama can’t buy you love”. But anyone that knows what a “Companion” is knows that both can be rented for the right price in the ‘verse. Just keep things shiny - and be ready for the Firefly reboot to suck horribly.

Pisces 

Enough is enough, Pisces! All those Tweets you love forwarding from “Threatening Music Notation” are only funny to people who read and understand music. You know, kinda like the Math Limric that goes like this…. ( (12 + 144 + 20 + 3 Sqrt[4]) / 7 ) + 5*11 = 92 + 0 

“A dozen, a gross, and a score, 

plus three times the square root of four, 

divided by seven, 

plus five times eleven, 

is nine squared and not a bit more.”

Your friends like you, they really do… but this kind of shit has GOT to stop!

And THOSE are your Hobble-Scopes for this week! Remember if you liked what you got, we’re obviously not working hard enough at these. BUT! If you want a better or nastier one for your own sign or someone else’s, all you need to do to bribe me is just Let Me Know! These will be posted online at the end of each week via Tumblr, Twitter, Facebook and Discord.

#hororscope #horrorscope #parody #humor #funny #comedy

[astrologycompatibility]

People who have Venus in their zodiac sign enjoy great love life. To find out how a particular person handles the love and his relationship you can check the position of the Venus in his birth chart.

#astrology #astrology chart #hororscope compatibility #zodiac planets signs #zodiac planets #zodiac planet rulers