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injuries-in-dust · 1 year
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I'm a few drinks in and now I'm wondering how Christmas would work when humans are out in the galaxy.
Would they use the calanders of earth, or the calander of their planet?
Would they keep up the santa claus story?
How would it evolve to account for the new planet?
Is santa at the North Pole of this world, or just the North polemof earth and he magically makes it to their world?
Or does santa have a space ship now?
Or would santa just be abandoned all together and it becomes a generic gift giving holiday.
And yeah, I know not everyone celebrates Christmas. But a lot of people I know of the non Christian faiths put up a few decorations, a tree, and give gifts, for their kids if nothing else.
It's the gift giving, not the religious aspect, that they like.
Christmas seems to get more integrated and less religious every year. And that's not a bad thing.
I like to think humans in the future would take it with them to the stars.
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octoberspirit · 1 year
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I'd love to see what future historians do with Goncharov (1973).
Will the context survive? Will the 1973 completely screw them up? How many contradictory details will make it through?
And what other stuff do we, present-day, lack the absolutely batshit historical context for? I'd love to know what vintage Goncharovs lurk in our collective past.
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thequeenofsastiel · 2 years
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Very curious how the KP fandom is going to react if it turns out that Kinn and Porsche really are cousins. How many will go "Ew, incest," how many will look past it because they love Kinn and Porsche together, and how many will shrug and say that there's nothing objectively morally wrong with the fact that they happen to share some DNA?
I'm honestly curious enough that I might be willing to look through the KinnPorsche tag. Maybe.
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notherpuppet · 3 months
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“Just because you see a smile, don’t think you know what’s going on underneath.”
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2,300-Year-Old Plush Bird from the Altai Mountains of Siberia (c.400-300 BCE): crafted with a felt body and reindeer-fur stuffing, all of which remains intact
This artifact was sealed within the frozen barrows of Pazyryk, Siberia, for more than two millennia, where a unique microclimate enabled it to be preserved. The permafrost ice lense formation that runs below the barrows provided an insulating layer, preventing the soil from heating during the summer and allowing it to quickly freeze during the winter; these conditions produced a separate microclimate within the stone walls of the barrows themselves, thereby aiding in the preservation of the artifacts inside.
This is just one of the many well-preserved artifacts that have been found at Pazyryk. These artifacts are attributed to the Scythian/Altaic cultures.
Currently housed at the Hermitage Museum.
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pickled-flowers · 4 months
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Sex positivity is also about not calling Ace people prude and using virgin as an insult 👍 hope that helps
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notbecauseofvictories · 3 months
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"I am going to get a good grade in ___________, a thing that is both normal to want and possible to achieve" drifts through my brain with positively alarming regularity.
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majunju · 16 days
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"girlfriend" (more ab rielle here)
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violetwolfraven · 11 months
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The funniest thing in the world to me is when people write mermaids that are bothered by humans eating fish. Like do you think fish don’t eat each other? The ocean is full of little freaks that will eat whatever or whoever the fuck will fit in their mouths. If the mermaids haven’t been eating fish this whole time what do you think they’ve been eating? If the answer is humans, that doesn’t make it any less funny. They’ll eat the species that looks like the top half of them but won’t eat a species that looks like the bottom half? Peak comedy.
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FNAF movie Mike and Michael compare nightmares,,
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laikabu · 8 days
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i have to say, interpreting laios as someone who’s completely not interested in humans is such a bad takeaway from him. it’s like people didn’t read the parts where he got so excited at anyone sharing his interest, or getting so deeply hurt by people who betrayed him. not to mention his destructive selflessness(“my pain doesn’t matter because falin suffered more than me”)
same as interpreting thistle as a fully grown adult and not someone with a teenage brain and body stuck in a thousand year arrested development, in a story that centers fantasy age dynamics and how it affects people. what a boring interpretation of the themes
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wolfythewitch · 1 month
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dont know if youve already seen this but i thought you might enjoy :)
Cain is so funny like it really wasn't that serious. Take five. Peace and love. Why is your first reaction to failure premeditated murder
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lizaisdrawing · 2 months
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Some more of them 👁️
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c-rowlesdraws · 10 months
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/blows off a cassette hand-labeled "headcanon Tali" and slams it into the tape deck
if the boy quarians at least get to have those cool bundles of cables coming out of the backs of their helmets, surely the girl quarians have something similar under the hoods they wear. The way I draw Tali and her people might be stubbornly different from canon in some ways, but I can believe it's not too far off.
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Every year, Sam, Danny, and Tucker go on a vacation courtesy of Sam's very reluctant parents. This year, it was Tuckers turn to choose the location and activities, and he chose Gotham.
Not only did it have Wayne Tech, one of the most technologically advanced companies, but Gotham was also hosting a massive furry convention this year and the three of them were cosplaying as Succubats from the Dragon Quest series. They had gone all out, full purple body and face paint, contacts that made the whites of their eyes black, hand died leggings, leotards, and fuzzy leg warmers as well as everything else. Let's just say there was a lot of sowing involved.
Danny even made a mad scientist invention that toyed with gravity so that they could fly while flapping their wings. His parents were so proud and made them stop for pictures before they left.
The convention was fun and they got saved by Robin once and ended up teasing him a bit. Sam was cackling the next day when she found out Robin had gone through the rest of his patrol not knowing that Danny's purple galaxy lipstick was still on his cheek the entire time.
The only part they didn't like was this weird trenchcoat guy kept following them around in the shadows, but Batman was with him, so it was probably okay. The Justice League had found out about the anti ecto acts and publicly tore the government a new one. Danny had barely managed to hide his parents' involvement and work with Tuckers and Vlads' help. While he and Vlad were still bitter enemies, Vlad didn't want to see Maddie in jail, and Danny could work with that.
On the flip side of things, the Justice League still had no idea about the portals in Amity Park or that anything was going on there. So when John Constantine found out about a insanely powerful entity that radiated death energy like the sun radiated light heading straight to Gotham, he panicked and immediately went to Batman to tell him the bad news.
John had no idea what this creature was and was determined to find out, but between the make up and body paint and everything else, it was impossible to discover the identity of the three teens. It didn't help that Danny could just turn them invisible/fly them everywhere so John and Bruce are suffering
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dameronalone · 4 months
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thinking about how percy jackson is seen as intimidating because of his godly powers from his father but the thing that makes him the most dangerous is his humanity from his mother
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