#i dont think crowley will survive that

[mbat]

people take aziraphales 'i forgive you' way too literally actually

i mean its his like. go to angel phrase when he thinks crowleys just being too much of a demon right? "youre a demon going against god so i have to do the good angel thing and forgive you because no one else will"

even when he agrees with crowley he says it i mean. the bandstand scene is the other scene im thinking of, aziraphale says he agrees with the great plan but hes directly going against what everyone thinks is the plan, but he cant just say he doesnt agree with it so even when crowley is like FUCK THE PLAN!!! aziraphale has to be like uhh actually uhhh.

"may you be forgiven" shut up you know just as well as he does that the supposed plan sucks but youre too scared to get in trouble so you just pretend to like all these things just as you always have. but you cant even blame aziraphale. he doesnt want to fall, who does?

i mean when crowley kisses him he just got the offer of an angels lifetime. of anyones lifetime he thinks. and he can even bring crowley! but crowley doesnt want what zira thinks is the only good option, and hes even trying to get zira to say no to it too. ziras deep in that 'my abusive family is in their nice phase right now though!' moment so hes like, mental gymnastics right then first off.

whats he going to do? turn it down? surely not! i dont want to say he thinks crowley is tempting him cause i dont believe that. he just thinks crowley is... well in that moment he thinks crowley is being too much of a demon right? zira holds on so tightly to the angels and demons good and bad stuff even after time and time again knowing its stupid, so when crowley is going against what surely must be the offer of a lifetime then surely crowley is just being ridiculous and a demon, cause of course a demon would reject heaven. of course a demon would no longer want to do good.

"i forgive you" he says. what he means is "youre going against goodness and i have to be a good angel." what he means is "youve hurt me and i need to be a good angel." "youve broken my heart but i need to be a good angel." "youre going against god by rejecting this. by doing what youve done here. and i need to be a good angel." "youre a demon and im an angel and we cant be together like that no matter what you think (because surely heaven is correct), and above all else i need to be a good angel,"

"because what other choice do i have?"

#good omens #my post #its not like crowley can fall any further. only way he could is being demoted or literally written out of existence. #aziraphale has further to fall if he falls. #crowley #aziraphale #good omens 2 #the emphasized 'like that' is to emphasize the demon and angel part if that wasnt clear #im not saying this is how he is the whole time and forever right #like he keeps elements of it all the time because yknow. heaven brain lol #but im talking specifically at the end of course #i hope literally any of this made sense ahghfhg i literally wrote it in the tags at first but then i got into a groove and i was like ohhh #im just not usually good at expressing in words what i think or feel about things ^-^; #seriously though who the fuck would want to be a demon in good omens that shit is grooosssss. aziraphale would not survive a moment of it #all im saying is i dont blame him for a second for his choices. i dont agree with them but i mean. #hes stuck between the rock and hard places of all time dude! #good omens meta

[actual-changeling]

i will live tweet my german dub confession scene experience because i am already dying. gonna give the english original plus translation from the german dub.

i know we ought to be talking about -> i know THE TWO OF US urgently need to talk

girl why are you doing this to me. hello???

i have some incredibly good news to give you -> i have incredibly good news namely for YOU

yes fucking emphasis on the you.

ohhhh okay interesting they changed "might be considered irregular" to "might be considered as going against the rules"

your friend crowley -> your good old friend crowley

okay certainly more accurate

not at all -> actually not

oh. oh???? wait. they kept we're better than that but. changed aziraphales to "YOU'RE better, angel". why. why did you leave it the second time. i mean it hits harder but why are you doing this to me.

i feel like im getting my heart broken all over again just in german. with a surprisingly good dub actually.

oh my god. OH MY GOD. WHAT.

you're the bad guys -> THEY ARE THE BAD GUYS

translator??? what are you smoking you're changing the entire coversation???

we've known each other a long time -> FOREVER. forever. FOREVER. i dont know about you but this hits different.

the last few years not really -> in the last few years it was a little bit....

A LITTLE BIT WHAT A LITTLE BIT WHAT GERMAN TRANSLATOR???

and i'd like to spend... -> and i'd like to with you...

just be an us -> let's just think about us!!

hi? hey???? im not gonna survive this am i

we can be together -> together, the two of us!!!

hey. hey translator i'd like to have a word. why are you doing this to me

y'all. y'all i need to make a whole post about the translation of i forgive you. because there are things to say. this is my spanish destiel dub moment. im losing my mind.

preliminary review: the translator and the voice actors slayed absolute cunt

#alex talks good omens #good omens #ineffable husbands #crowley #aziraphale #good omens season 2 #go2 #aziracrow #crowley x aziraphale #ineffable divorce

[mrghostrat]

IM HOME

i survived 4hrs of spoonless socialisation and we’re all very relieved to be in bed, with a fat cup of tea and a half sketched crowley (puppy selfie below)

thank u sm everyone who sent me asks… i lost reception for most of the party but i saw a few before my phone borked so it was nice having replies to think about 😭💛

also the party was fine there were just so many people in such a small space and my mask kept slipping and im just glad to be home

I HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS LATELY!! i wanna start wearing cologne but dont know what i want. but i keep coming back to soft bakery smells like sweet vanilla and bread and coconut. and if i didn't have a choice about it, i would probably also smell like dust and mouldy books because i just fuckin sit there all day thhfthpf

thank you angel <3 i have a sort of broad music taste but am also very picky?? but i think the easiest way to describe what i like is rock, electro, and all the alternative offshoots of those. i love a good repetitive thump and clap but i need layers to hold my interest.

i love weird voices (alt j, tv on the radio, cosmo sheldrake) and out of place instruments (menomena, fall out boy, glass animals) and OH, oh, i love falsetto singers (everything everything, mother mother, awolnation, hippo campus, the wombats)

#oliver #behold the rat #ghost scribbles

[daisy-has-too-many-wives]

all practically ran from teh door, yelling rushed thank you’s at him. Crowley laughed, laving enjoyed that class, as for more than half of it, Him and his year 13’s were having a discussion on what they though angels would look like to be able to survive as high up as they suppossedly did. They had all decided on very large oxygen tanks. Crowley made his way through the courtyard of the school, pausing at the staffroom for Pepper, who he was taking out for lunch, just like they did every second wednesday. “Crowley!” pepper said, as she walked alongside him “Are you coming to Samaels with Adam and i?” Crowely groaned, running a hand through his long hair, “ugh- is hastur going?” “Nope” pepper replied, sitting herslf down in the passenger seat of crowley’s car. “I guess i am going then, arn’t i” Pepper nodded, resting her feet on the dashboard “where to today, anthony?” The two decided on a classic. A small cafe, unbeknownst to almost all of the civilians, named ‘Apple and Serpent’ Crowley ordered his usual, a large black coffee, and pepper ordered a milkshake. “You’re a child”  crowley laughed as their waiter brang the order to tehir table “At least i  have good taste. Who drinks a black coffee at 1 in the afternoon?” “Me, that’s who you cheeky-” “Laungage!” pepper snorted, “so- mr ‘ive got such a good coffee selection-” (crowley rolled his eyes at her. Hard. she just smirked.) “what do you think of the new teacher at sameals?” “What do i think of him?” crowley asked, raising an eyebrow “pepper, i havent even met this man” “He is your type though” “How do you know my type? I dont even have a type, pepper” “Yes-yes you do” she told him “you are the classic Black cat. You eiether need a golden reteiver or an orange cat” “Are- pepper are you telling me you want me to buy another pet? I have 2 dogs alr-” Pepper groaned, loudly “you need to- my god anthony you are a boomer” “Augh” he said, faking offence “i am Not I thank you very much,  i was born in 1990!” “Old” Crowley rolled his eyes again “why do i need a labrador and a hamster?” “You are deaf as well, then” “Why, pepper, enlighten me” A black cat, pepper explained to him, as tehy left the cafe, adn on their drive back to school, was someone who kept to themselevs, was a ‘loner’ and typically wore black clothing. Crowley saw how that waas him. A golden retreiver, was ‘the happiest person in the world’ pepper said. ‘Always happy, always active, optimist’ crowley definetly wass not that. And apparently a orange cat was just a pshyco. Pepper told him, that poeple online often ship what’s called a black cat x golden retrevier, where one person is ‘goth’ and the other is ‘very cheery’; and what not. Crowley was impartial to this idea, not really ahving tha much of an opinion on it, since the only relationship he had ever been in was with someone he didnt even know what happened to them. And that was when he was 18, and just figuring out that he was gay, genderfluid and wanted to be a teacher, not an artist. Once the school day had finally come to an end, crowley dragged himself home, and changed into his work clothes, a plain black shirt and pants. Yes, he had a part time job, but he felt he needed to support his neice Angel as she started law school as sa favour for his older sister, Daisy who had helped him more time than he could count. So, crowley had become a chef. He had worked up his ranks, and was now head chef at a local sushi restaurant ‘家’ or ‘Home’ in english. And sometimes, he worked the till if business was slow.  Luckily, the sushi place was moderately busy on teh best days, so most of the time it was him talking with his colleagues and teh regulars. His coworker, Abby, was the only otehr one on tonight as the shop was slow, and they both had the late night shift. The bell tinkled as their last scheduled regular entered to shop “hey azira” crowley said, from behind the till. Their regular, and crowley’s favourite, Mr. Azira fell entered the shop, wearing the same matching beige waistcoat suit and brown shoes that he wore day in, day out

I LOVE THIS AAAA

[iknaenmal]

tell me about ur new hyperfixation babe

YES THANK YOU OH MY GOD

OKAY. OKAY LETS SEE

theres. well theres this baby who is satans son. and theres also crowley everyone say hi crowley. okay so theres also two demons and actually you know what ill talk about crowley and aziraphale sorry i have been thinkijg about them nonstop for the past four days.

OKAY LETS SEE. (this time for real) crowley and aziraphale have been best friends for like. 6000 years i think? well. more like "best friends" with quotation marks idk if you get what i mean. like uhh off the top of my head i can remember two scenarios. one time aziraphale was. i dont remember where probably england ig. and he said ohh id love to eat some crepes!!!! and he went to paris bc apparently the only good crepes are made there. i think i should also mention that the french revolution was happening then. and so aziraphale went there all dapper and . well french people were decapitating members of nobility and they thought aziraphale looked a lot like an aristocrat. so they caught him and were going to decapitate him but then crowley appeared and saved him. i just mainly thought the crepes thing was funny tbh

AND THEN THE OTHER THING I REMEMBER. well there was a church. and. okay there were a lot of things happening there lets see. i honestlt dont remember exactly what was happening there but umm. aziraphale was hired by some guys to get all the prophetic books he could find including the. the nice and accurate prophecies of agnes nutter which he couldnt find. so turns out those two guys were actually umm. members of a mafia iirc? probably not but something like that. and they well they threatened to kill him for some reason. but aziraphale had been working with some random woman who came to help him. but turns out the woman was also a member of the midnight crew mafia and threatened to kill him as well. oh how the turn tables. BUT suddenly crowley appeared and was walking in quite a goofy manner bc the uhh. christian power of the church burned his feet or something. so well he introduced to the mafia guys and then he said oh yeah btw theres a missile coming right here and the guys were like wtf are you talking about they were gonna throw it somewhere else and oh rhis is confusing let me use quotation marks. so crowley said "yeah it would be very unlucky if it was thrown here. wink wink" and they were like "ummm i dont think what youre saying is true" and crowley said "ok i dont really care. also if the missile was thrown here my good friend aziraphale and i would die as well isnt that fun. we would need a miracle to survive to that. wink wink" so suddenly there was a missile and it exploded but crowley and aziraphale survived. bc of a miracle. probably bc aziraphale is an angel and can do that kinda stuff. and aziraphale is v thankful of that but then remembers the books which were rly important bc they were the first editions of those books. and crowley pulled out the suitcase the books were in from under a boulder and gave it to aziraphale. romantic music starts as aziraphale watches crowley walk away. flutters my eyelashes and i let out a dreamy sigh

Ok im gonna cut it here bc this is rly long but i think its pretty clear that im normal about them. completely normal

#ohh damn. sorry for this i think i went too overboard #oh well anyways #long post #ikna answers #kirboreturns #<OH YEAH TYSM FOR ASKING AHDJKSSNKS

[blue-for-the-win]

aight continuation!

Again! Tis fic has sum lil gore so please click off if yer not ok with it.

So the teachers and some students went to where they found the signal at- but was dumbfounded when they saw was only an abandoned hospital that looks much more horrible than Ramshakle.

Vargas: Shroud are you sure that this is the place were the signal came from?

Idia: positive!

While they were still searching where the hide out is.

With yuu & grim:

Yuu: welp. This is how I die isnt it? Never found away home and is now gonna die in this world.

Kidnapper: Come on now~ Lets see what your faith has instore for us

The kidnapper led Yuu to a hallway and locked the entrance. As soon as Yuu took a couple of steps, they triggered smth. Yuu waited for a couple of seconds when all of a sudden a lot of blades from top to bottom is on their way at a high speed. Yuu ran and was met with a seeming bottomless pit and at the top was a thorned vine. Yuu hadn't any time to decide but they jump and reached for the thorned vine. Tis was verry painful but they must indure it to get to the end. They climb higher and higher, the blades still on their tail. In agony Yuu, thought of grim, They dont want to depart with their furry friend yet. With the motivation, Yuu climb even faster.

They've reached a metal door and ran to it, There they saw grim waiting for them in the cage.

Yuu: GRIM!!!

Grim: YUU!!!! FINALLY!!!

Yuu: Now how do I unlock this cage?

Grim: I saw a key above that thorned vine! That maniac put it there last night and was laughing like crazy!!

Yuu: Lets do this!

Grim: Y-Yuu your not gonna climb that thing right?? You already look like you would pass out!

Yuu: you're right, ykw? fuck it lets just scram!

Grim: I think the door to the outside is that way!

And so, Yuu ran to thy said door and was glad when they were greeted with the teachers and their friends

Adeuce: YUU!!!! GRIM!!!!!!

Rook: Monsiur Trickster, you made it out!!

Teachers: WHERE.IS.THAT.BASTARD?

Yuu was too exhausted and passed out to answer any questions. When they woke up they were already bandaged up, Grim greeted them with a hug and a snot filled face.

Grim: HENCHMAN, I THOUGHT YOU DIED!!!! YOU MADE ME SO WORRIED!!!

Yuu: Ugh- where am I?

Azul: You're in the infermary, Yuu. You were badly injured.

Yuu: Oh. D-Did yall caught the kidnappwr though?

Azul: Im afraid not, the teachers already reported this to the authoroties and there will be a couple of police officers coming here.

Yuu: ....

Yuu: A-Azul?

Azul: Yeah?

*proceeds to hug octo boi*

Azul: There there Yuu. He's not gonna come back.

Grim: Yeah! And if he does, this time we will beat him up!

Azul let Yuu cried on to them as he tries to calm them down. After that, Yuu was a lil bit calm and was ok to be questioned.

After seems like an iternity, Yuu had finished with the questioning and now know that the kidnapper was already a wanted criminal and is known to stalk anyone who peeks his interest and kidnapps them and slaughters them if he deems not interesting anymore.

Yuu was left with sum hot coco and Grim by their side as they recover. It was truely a horrific experience for them. Yuu still cant sleep properly and often flinch when a loud noice make or someonw suddenly moves. Rook decided to do less much of the stalkin and walking up to people. Lilia has stopped popping up wherever. And the Leech twins also kept their distance but always checks up on Yuu once in awhile. Sebek towned down and refrained from shouting when they're around them.

Yuu had multiple sessions with a certified theraphist ( yeah.NRC now has an official theraphist after Crewel threathens to gauge Crowleys eyes out) Other students also took multiple sessions aswell.

After abt another year, the friendship between Grim & Yuu grew. A student asked them how did they survive the kidnapper and what did they do to them. Yuu sighed and spaced out.

Student: Earth to Yuu, Are you ok? Im sorry I asked the question. I wont bother you again!

Yuu: No, I-Its fine. I'll tell yall at lunch ok?

After class, They went to the cafeteria and was greeted with their usual group of friends, also some seniors aswell.

Ace: So uh Yuu. Would you wanna talk abt it? It's cool if you dont want to ofcourse!

Deuce: Yeah! Just take your time!

Yuu: I think Im ready.

Yuu had told them in detail on what their kidnapper had done to them and the other two victims.

Epel: I think am gonna loose my lunch- skip that part

They tolled them how they escaped and how the kidnapper could've just end them right then and there but he decided to play until the end. And how they had zero chance of survival. Grim was locked up and they had no food for 3 days. Yuu started to tear up.

Lilia: Hey, dont force yourself if you're still not ready! breathe in and out. We will get justice for what he has done! So dont fret

Silver: I'll help keep an eye and guard you until that criminal has been caught.

Sebek: Same with us!

Malleus: Mark my words child of a man, when the criminal has been caught, you'll never hear from him ever again.

Deuce: Will help you with your homework!

Ace: Yeah! Lets held a lil study group!

Epel: Im down! That way we can keep watch on each other!

Jack: I'll help ya with training so that yhis will never happen again

Yuu: *sighs* What would I do without yall?

Ortho: No no, Yuu! It's more like We don't know what to do wirhout you!

Jamil: yeah, you helped us alot so its time to help you.

Kalim: It's atleast we could do!

Riddle: Heartyslabyul is open for you and grim if you ever need help

Leona: Savanaclaw aswell

Floyd: Dont fret shrimpy! We will squeeze that guy, just you wait!

Azul: Indeed! Octavinele welcomes you both wirh opem arms

Kalim: So as Scarabia! We can throw a party- wait! Maybe next timw when you're ok

Rook: Oui monsioure trickster! Pomefiore will lend you our aid whenever needed!

Idia: Ignihyde is also open to you and grim.

Malleus: As to diasomnia.

End.

yeah ik its a slopy end. My brain juice had already dried up so yeah...(๑¯◡¯๑) ehe...

Let me know what yall think in the comments section! anyways- bye~

#fyppage #random #twst nrc #twisted wonderland #twst fic #twst #twst fluff

[fuxksticks43]

Spoilers! The Sandman

On ep.5 and the diner! I think its really interesting the honesty is bringing out queer relations. Homophobia makes some people have to supress their sexuality for survival. The sort of taboo w the ceo, woman of power+the young staff member. There is power in honesty. It also challenges the societal norms of not rocking the boat and following out heteronormative roles to the grave.

I havent seen the comics etc so I dont know but as an underlying theme following Good Omens, I see a similarity. Dishonesty creates a lot of hijinks but also Crowley and Aziraphael both suffer from being dishonest. They have to lie to themselves and others (especially the ones who are in power and maintain status quo/ gods rules.) They HAVE to be dishonest for survival.

Maybe even Bette calling John handsome to help her survive by getting a good tip/wage is an example of the every day dishonesty we all feel compelled to commit.

#the sandman #good omens #sandman #spoilers

[sarah-dipitous]

Hellsite Nostalgia Tour 2023 Day 272

Somewhere Between Heaven and Hell/Smile

“Somewhere Between Heaven and Hell”

Plot Description: The Winchesters must unravel a complicated case of a demonic deal one wrong when an invisible hellhound claims a soul at a campsite

Would I Survive the First Five Minutes??: yes because I wouldn’t be camping. Too many people on supernatural die while camping for me to ever go

Aw man, they were (maybe) gonna get engaged

Deeeeeean being interested and still grossed out in how many monster parts are…all over him

Why is Sam’s……….Sam named his monster hunting algorithm Frodo. That’s so unbelievably cute. Sam has a Frodo he takes along to defeat evil 🥹

What….what is Cas even investigating?? I forgot that this came out before last year for a second and I really thought this guy believed the queen was killed by aliens and not that she was one

I hate this restaurant owner. Even Castiel can see through his bullshit

Unfortunately, there IS something, but it’s not aliens, it’s angels and demons

Literally though, I am ON Crowley’s side but in the way I’m terrified for him. He’s been so much about self preservation this WHOLE TIME, why would you fuck up and do to Lucifer what he did to you?? Are you out of your goddamn mind?? He is AWFULLY sure of himself and i don’t think he should be

Has he been spending ALL his time taunting Lucifer instead of his Hell responsibilities??

I get so tickled when normal ass people get dragged into conversations they shouldn’t around the Winchesters. This woman doesn’t NEED to know the whole backstory of the hellhound that tried to kill her straight from Crowley’s mouth, but she’s getting it and she’s taking it surprisingly well

Omg did these demons double cross Crowley and purposely let out the hellhound that’s only loyal to Lucifer?? It’s really that simple? Look, I love Crowley as a character but the simplicity of Lucifer’s plans is so fucking good

Ok nope, they did this on their own (probably…maybe?). They planned all that out of loyalty to Lucifer, but Lucifer had nothing to do with it (maybe). Crowley really needs to get his house in order

Do you really WANT to be back under Heaven’s thumb, Cas?? You know better…you know who your family is.

Lucifer is gonna kill these demons IMMEDIATELY after getting freed. He doesn’t have the bureaucratic heart Crowley does….he doesn’t care about the deal he just made. HE’S THE ACTUAL FUCKING DEVIL FROM THE BIBLE

I get it, girl. I, too, would like to give Crowley a hug. He’s gonna need it

Sorry not sorry for loving characters that sit like this, especially on a throne

Oh holy shit. How…how did Crowley turn off Lucifer’s ARCHANGEL POWERS?!?! How’s he absolutely kicking Lucifer’s entire ass? I’m not attracted to Crowley but this is doing something for me. So much for Crowley getting soft over the years

I know that name from Good Omens! Dagon was not as powerful in that…

Castiel. I can’t believe you’re going back to heaven…

SAMUEL I-DONT-KNOW-YOUR-MIDDLE-NAME WINCHESTER!!! I don’t know how I didn’t see it. I’m feeling a little dumb that I got fooled. To be fair, there was a lot that went on between when I watched yesterday’s episode and now. Of course “Frodo” is actually the BMoL. I’m so mad at him and me

Oh Dean. Dean. Deeeeeeeeean…you shouldn’t have had to find out this way. More people need to be honest with him forever and always. How can you look at his betrayed face and ever want to see that again??

He’s taking it way better than I expected. Is it practice? From feeling betrayed so often? And so recently? He’s still hurt though….

"Smile"

Plot Description: The Doctor takes Bill to a spectacular city--but where are the colonists?

Ahaha! I've wised up since last time! Now, WHY does my tv like to occasionally not show the video and only give me the audio? I don't know, but at least now I know better than to think they're gonna serve me up a blank screen for ten minutes.

As a mode of transportation, the TARDIS is a funny thing. It CAN take you anywhere, but hearing that you don't steer it, you negotiate with it...maybe I've been a driver too long. Even though driving is basically second nature, hearing about having to actually negotiate with your mode of transportation....like....we haven't had to do that since horses.

Why...why is the Doctor not supposed to go off-world? Like, I'm glad we're finally finding a balance between the Moffat- and RTD-esque seasons, but I do want to know now, please and thank you. Also, why doesn't Nardole like Bill?? Bill's great!!!!

Oh...I don't like this place they're going. It is literal toxic positivity central. If you get too sad you get basically vaporized??? Boooooo

Oh good, the explanation (so far) is he did a thing, something happened, he made an oath to not leave Earth. Thanks, Doctor.

I know there's a difference between hieroglyphs and memes and emojis when it comes to communication, but i do love that a form of picture communication has survived millions of years onto humanity's first colony. Did it have to be emojis though?

Omg, the little emoji badge the Doctor has and it's puzzled face is adorable. However...the reasoning behind it is less cute. Oh, when he said skeleton crew...he...he meant the crew sent here to set everything up has been turned to skeletons

I doubt you'll be safe outside of the city precisely because you said you would be. However, in the TARDIS seems pretty safe.

It's so funny that this "have to appear happy" story was given to Twelve. The only one who could possibly also have such a funny time doing this is Nine. Ten and Eleven could appear genuinely happy at any moment if they needed. Twelve needs to convince these robots, and he still doesn't SOUND happy

Billllllll, don't let the TARDIS hear you call this a proper spaceshippp please. I like you too much

Actually, Bill, I'm so sorry I said that to you. This is like a Star Wars spaceship...the interior makes no sense and OSHA would have a FIT if they could see the lack of railings on these bridges. You were right

Someone, anyone, George Lucas, explain to me why very important technology is always kept in the middle of four walkways over the gaping maw you’re generously calling a room and there are no railings, pleasenowtellmeyes?

Coolcoolcool. All the work the Doctor did just now is for nought and he may have egregiously fucked up…I KNOW they’ll save humanity, they always do, but HOW? Yeah. So he was TRYING to blow up this whole city…….until the people who were cryogenically frozen started waking up.

Oh. Fun. I mean, it does make a certain amount of sense that these robots would start to learn and expand their knowledge, wrong as it may be, that grief is the enemy of happiness and that to eradicate anything that doesn’t bring happiness, you actually have to kill the very people you’re there to help keep alive…which just causes more and more grief. Yikes

Don’t vaporize the kidddddddddddddd. Please don’t do that

Ok ok ok. You hit the reset button, you turned it off and turned it on again, you wiped the robots’ memories, but did you disable the function that allowed them to do what they did? Did you keep them from killing everyone again somewhere down the line??

What a weird solution. Like, sure, the Vardi (spelling optional) became sentient and are therefore pseudo-indigenous to this planet (brought here not sentient, gained sentience while here), but to then make them basically the humans’ landlords and potentially force the human race to only exhibit ‘positive’ emotions for the rest of their time on this planet is A WEIRD SOLUTION, DOCTOR

#hellsite nostalgia tour 2023

[queenboimler]

supernatural was a show with, actually, amazing characters who were so nauced with rich histories and memorable personalities but unfortunately the actual writers were not skilled enough to actually do anything of meaning with any of them and instead just made the plot more and more ridiculous

#supernatural #spn #theres so many genuinely GREAT CHARACTERS #great characters are whats kept spn ALIVE for 15 #years #benny lafitte #kevin tran #charlie bradbury #crowley #rowena #ASH WAS SO GREAT #BELA TALBOT (although i dont think thats the writers fault) #OG BOBBY #dean & sam do count #eileen supernatural #she was done so dirty-:( #great characters can make an audience forgive a poor plot #but a great plot will not compensate for poor characters #and the characters are the ONLY reason spn survived for so goddamn long

[gothellewoods]

alternate finale oncept for spn: in order to stop Chuck, sam and dean have to rewrite the whole story, starting just after the events of the pilot. Jack or Amara send them back, plus allies, and they're forced to relive everything but this time with knowledge of the future and actual free will

#in my mind dean shows up first and no one else remembers yet #this is because all i want is bitchy s1 sam + older s15 dean who is just done with everythijg #this occurs post despair so dean shows up really fucking depressed assuming cas is lost to him for good #even if an early version of cas is alive in heaven #but cas is actually the 2nd person to come back #so its dean and cas working with sam and bobby for a little while #bobby and sam are fucking baffled avout everything because they dont Get It(tm) yet #crowley and rowena are also there as chaotic allies #i think donna and jodie remember #plus a handful of other characters that survived past s10 #jack shows up a little later but also before sam gets his memories back #sam remembers everything towards the end as they have one last big face off with the empty #maybe meg shows up #idk i just think it would be funny to have people meet cas abd crowley first and think 'oh of course they hate eachother #it makes sense' and then to see cas get along with meg and realize no #cas just hates that one demon in particular #john winchester is there and dean gets to cathartically yell at him and finally sort out his feelings towards his dad #theres a happy ending and dean and cas get to be together #the wayward sisters all remember like 10 years down the line or something bc they were too young at the time #also i think charlie should be there because i said so #supernatural #spn #destiel #dean winchester #sam winchester #castiel

[emyluwinter]

I feel very bad psychologically...and this passage came to my mind.

I'm sorry that it came out so crumpled and torn.

When Crowley finds out about Grimm and a meeting with the elders is held.

Yuu tries to keep calm, but Ace and Deuce notice that they keep their hands clenched into fists. So that no one can see how much their hands are shaking.. Do not show weaknesses in front of others, so that they do not use it against you. This they learned quite well in this place.

They're still teenagers. They do not have the strength or endurance of a war that has passed a single battle, they do not have that rod that will not break under any circumstances.

They have no more peace of mind.

They no longer have a thirst for life..

They're just...a child that is not in its place. Scared and broken.

- Director Crowley..what are you going to do with the Grimm when you find him? - Yuu voice sounded almost like a plea that his little friend would not be injured during the capture.

The director thought for a couple of moments.

- In have no choice, Prefect..you yourself understand that the Grimm dont should stay in college..this is becoming too dangerous for other students. Depending on his Grimm condition, I will be forced to take measures to expel him.

Everyone in the office falls silent.

Yuu swallows nervously, voicing his worst fear, although it was already one of the few.

- So...will you expel me too?

The director purses his lips, realizing that the elders and friends of Yuu will not approve of this, but he is older and more experienced. He has power over them, so it's not up to them to decide. It was a very difficult decision to expel a child who has no family or shelter.

- Until I find a way to bring you home, I will make sure that you are in a good orphanage. Somewhere where you will be safe and without causing trouble to anyone.

Yuu makes a very quiet, but sharp sigh. Their shoulders droop. Realizing that their guesses were true. They can't say anything else.

They will be expelled. They will have to start all over again...in such a deplorable state.

Having nothing and waiting for some news that may never come. Like a princess trapped by a curse in a dark tower.

This is a terrible cruel decision, but the Director is right. Being in college is becoming too dangerous. And this battle for survival Yuu without magic...without a Grimm, will not endure.

Ace abruptly interrupts their conversation. His face turned white with fear that their friend would simply be thrown out on the street.

- Wait a minute, Director!!A shelter?!Seriously??are you going to expose Yuu like this?!

Deuce getting angry and joining in the conversation

- You can't do this, Yuu did everything to stay here and be diligent students!!

The director quickly interrupts the dissatisfied exclamations of the students.

- Quiet, please. I dare to remind you that Yuu is a student without magic. And given all the incidents in which they found themselves every time, their presence here becomes too dangerous for their lives.

Kalim does not believe that this is actually happening – But the director ... Yuu tried so hard and they always found a solution when the situation demanded it!You can't kick them out like that!

Riddle cautiously adding realizing that he does not want to lose their guest of honor – That's right, I think the option with the shelter is too hasty conclusion Director.

Vil looked at Yuu intently, fearing that the freshman would feel bad from everything that had happened. Seriously, they are not made of steel to endure all the events one after another without a break. It literally becomes a race to kill Yuu consciousness.

The director clears his throat loudly

– The decision has already been made…As soon as we find Grimm, Yuu will go to the orphanage. This concludes our meeting.

- Wait a minute...Director, I wanted to say something to the elders.- Yuu carefully raises his hand to attract attention to himself.

- All right, Prefect, but not for long. - The director adds, waiting for what Yuu will say.

- Don't go near the Grimm. - Yuu voice sounded broken and more desperate than warning.

- Don't think, herbivore, that this ball of wool can do anything to us. - Leona snorted with displeasure, looking intently at Yuu. He was infuriated by the smell that came from them. But the topic was not suitable to ask.

Yuu smiled mirthlessly.

- I thought so too...and this is what it led to..- Yuu unbuttons his shirt with a slightly crumpled movement and loosens his collar. Lifting the bandages, Yuu turns to the elders and shows his bare shoulder.

Yes, Malleus miraculously managed to come to the rescue, guessing that it was necessary to go after the frightened Yuu. Who run headlong in the middle of the night to the Colosseum, it turns out to be a very good idea.

But their magic is not omnipotent....

Their shoulder was cut by Grimm "attack". Black ragged stripes with burns.

A mixture of overblot impact and magic. Blood and burnt flesh mixed with ink. And they could not be withdrawn at the click of a finger.

- ....Holy shit......- Leona muttered softly, feeling all his animal features shouting not to get involved with what caused such an injury. That's where the smell came from. The smell of burnt flesh and blood...and traces of Malleus magic.

- Great Queen have mercy... - Riddle turned so pale that it seemed he was about to have a stroke, and clutched the edge of the table with his hands, looking at Yuu.

Kalim covered his mouth with his hands. His eyes quickly became wet with tears. He couldn't stand the fact that someone he knew had been hurt. Especially so seriously.

Vil was terrified. These injuries ... oh, seven..what terrible scars they will leave on their body.

It looked so terrible that the boys felt sick at the sight of it.

- And this is what happened...so please ... don't go near the Grimm. Catch it at such a distance that you can not get it.

Yuu is a little clumsy trying to cope with the buttons, but Ace notices that this is too difficult a task for them and without words approaches them and helps with the uniform. Deuce straightens Yuu tie properly.

- Thank you guys... - Yuu quietly thanks looking at his friends.

Ace gently presses his palm to their shoulder blade, rubbing their back trying to cheer them up. Deuce, on the other hand, holds them by the shoulders so that Yuu can lean on them.

Yuu was so tired, the force barely had the strength to hold on. Yuu met Leona gaze and whispered softly

- I think now I understand exactly why you said that life is terribly unfair..

#disney twisted wonderland #twst #twisted wonderland x reader #twst x reader #twst yuu #twst mc #twst reader #twst vil #disney twst #twst wonderland #twst crowley #twst thoughts #twst ace #twst leona #twst deuce #twst grim

[broken-synchronicity]

I dont know if this was already mentioned, but since ive downloaded the English Twisted Wonderland im going through prologue again.

More proof that humans have evolved to deal with harder hits from beastmen, merfolks, fae and monsters were when:

Ace got hit with one big ass cauldron, i dont think we could survive that without a little brain damage maybe thats why hes so bad in school

How Deuce and Ace both took hits from the Dwarf Mine Monster to get the magicstone/magestone

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Not really Biology AU

but another thing I read on a tumblr post, i dont remember where, Headmaster/Headmage Crowley drank a transformation potion to see how Yuu/MC and Grim fought the ghosts off.

but in chapter 2 (i think) when Jack revealed his UM, Leona said that transformation potions were illegal. Im unsure of where to find original post or who to credit but what are your thoughts on it?

You're right! All things considered, Ace and Deuce proved that they're both rather physically tough compared to the average person from Earth!

Grim describes Ace as being essential crushed under Deuce's cauldron, "flat as a pancake" I think I saw it translated somewhere, meaning it was a pretty hefty sized cauldron, and actual proper cauldrons are fucking heavy, even when empty. Ace coming out of that with maybe some slight bruising instead of some broken ribs and a concussion just shows that he's built different from a normal Earth human.

And like you said, both boys took a direct hit from the OB monster in the mines; even if we couldn't see how they were hit, at the very least, something that size has to cause some major damage. Yet both of them again came out of that perfectly fine aside from, again, likely some bruising. Neither went to see the nurse, neither complained about being in any major pain.

Ah, the conundrum that is Crowley's use of the transformation potion. Leona stated when Jack used his UM that transformation potions were illegal, but Crowley had explicately used one during the prologue.

But you also have the Octa trio who take a potion regularly to keep their human forms, which definitely qualifies as a kind of transformation potion.

I think it's a rather convoluted law, but I think I might have an idea as to the very basic form of said law;

Transformation potions that turn one into something dangerous are illegal; wicked monsters, great beasts, etc. A large wolf definitely counts. I think particularly if they're long lasting or permanent.

Lesser, temporary potions, like the one that turned Crowley into a mock ghost, or the Octa trio's potions, are likely regulated, but not outright illegal.

I actually headcanoned transformation potions as a form of transitioning for LiT, which would be permanent transformation potions, that, while obviously regulated for medical reasons, would not be illegal.

#twst #twisted wonderland #nonnies getting curious! #horribletimemanagementskills #Biology AU

[pinkpruneclodwolf]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SAVANACLAW HOW COULD I FORGET!!!!! But yeah I don't think Leona is going to notice at first what's up with Yuu during the first time they meet in the greenhouse in chapter 1 but does have his suspicions---it isn't until chapter 3 when a good amount of blot built up in Yuu where Leona realizes that something is terribly, terribly wrong with the kid and sends Jack to figure it out since a.) He's pretty sure the kid does not trust him b.) Ruggie can't because he's busy (investigating any other cases that might be similar to Yuu's) and c.) He's sure Yuu trusts Jack more than him who tried to kill them so---

Speaking of both Ruggie and Jack. I feel like Ruggie might have seen similar issues to Yuu on several of the people in the slums. I firmly believe that the status of the core (how well it works and stuff) all depends on the user's health, it works similar as to how the blot goes and comes---it all depends on the magician and how well they're taking care of themselves but like in the streets you obv dont have that luxury so there are probably cases of cores breaking down in the slums which ruggie would have seen. At first Ruggie probably brushes the eerily similar symptoms at first bc Yuu is a healthy kid so why would they be having something like that? Besides Yuu is fine and they're even saying so... why doubt them? It's not like they'd lie to him... Boy he wished he stopped ignoring it...

As for Jack I feel like because of his wolf nature he knows that something is terribly wrong and bc of how close he's with Yuu now he can feel Yuu being in constant pain but much like crowley he's blinded by the blot and bc of Yuu's desperation to be not seen like this so he can't see through what actually is going on... Its kind of a joke between all of the first years that they can never seem to read Yuu but like--- yowch

SAAAAAAAAAMMM KJDSHKSAJDH I feel bad for him bc he knows that no one's going to believe him even if they have suspicions so all he can do is try and find the poor kid a way home themselves or get them medicine that are actually somewhat effective even temporarily but when Yuu stops coming??? oh boy. The little shadow Sam sent out to watch over Yuu comes back with the dreaded news he's immediately getting up and out of his shop to haul Crowley and Crewel's ass to where Yuu is and imagine the look of fear and despair in their faces at the sight of Yuu dying JKSJHFDKJSD AAAAAAAAA. I need to stop before I get ahead of myself anyways----exams are almost over thank god now to survive the next sem hopefully anyways hope you have a nice day!!!!

Ruggie: Besides, you're fine right?

Yuu, five seconds away from throwing enough blot to fill a cauldron: Just hayfever.

NO WAITTT You're right about Yuu's blot blocking/muting anybody from sensing something is terribly wrong—Jack knows something's wrong but that's it, and Yuu looks fine—this is playing into Yuu's OB, they try so hard to hide how they feel that when they are truly suffering they end up blocking the people out around them leaving themselves to die in the process.

For we all know Yuu's been accumulating blot since Heartslabyul meaning that by Chap 3 their essentially in near critical condition—and that lil inside joke that they can never truly read how Yuu's feeling—UGHH PAIN STOP

Sam having to pull through and get Bozo 1 and Bozo 2 is hella funny tho, but sad when the have to face Yuu's dying body. Like its a culmination of problems that no one should have to go through alone, and at time Yuu wasn't alone, Adeuce and Grim were there—but they're dying alone, wondering if the friends and family they have at home have already forgotten them, if Adeuce and Grim will forget them—if everyone forgot about them in the end.

Thanks I love suffering.

I hope your next semester isn't as stresful!!! Stay hydrated, rested, and safe i hope your day is wonderful!!!!

#twisted wonderland #twst #twst theory #@hiraya manwari #scream into the void and i'll answer

[dreamii-yume]

SPOILERSSS for Twisted Wonderland Chapter 6 : 1-16!!!

*rubs hands* aight it wont take long before genshin has me in its gacha hell grasp again, I just barely escaped this time— NOW ITS TIME TO SEE THE BOIS CHAPTER 6 omg— wtf happened last time lol it’s been too long

So, no voice over because of some problems which is understandable but— meh I don’t feel like reading lol So I’m watching otome ayui translations this time, because im that one dumbass student who skipped kanji class and now i cant read without sounding like im five _:(´ཀ`」 ∠): “what up im yume im way passed 19 and i never fucking learned how to read”

Also watching Hanayura Kanon stream for the rest that’s not yet been translated lol Because he’s very good at voice acting for the characters and he’s funny af lol

- OKAY OKAY— WTF HAPPENED EXPLAIN

- Fun fact : I haven’t watched Hercules yet so I legit don’t know what’s about to come lol

- Aw, that’s cute— We called over Ace and Deuce late at night AND THEY REALLY CAME OVER AAAAA

- I forgot how fckin pure their friendship is _:(´ཀ`」 ∠):

- Aight, so we actually have a huge-ass scratch from feral Grim lol That’s just fantastic, isn’t it

- FINALLY— We’re talking about Mickey and the stones my monster cat has been eating with Crowley AAAAA

- “Yeah there’s this bitch called mickey and i took his photo—“

- WE’RE FINALLY TALKING ABOUT THIS. AFTER 6 CHAPTERS.

- Bruh this crystal of blot sounds really dangerous why are we discussing this just now

- Speaking of this crystal, Crowley— you were looking for this crystal in chap one and when we asked you about wtf you’re trying to find you just went— “oH itS NothING.”

- I SUPPOSED ITS NOT NOTHING NOW IS IT

- I didnt see you searching for crystals after every chapter mr. crowley where were you 👁👄👁 dont you think it was weird that you didnt see a single one after like— five blotting incidents

- Oh so its rare i see— BRUH R U SURE ABOUT THAT grim literally found one every single chap LMAO

- Okay okay— see, he may be violent but listen— you aint gonna throw out my fucking cat okay

- Wh— THERE WAS A FESTIVAL!? Im dumb so its not just VDC LOL

- Listen LISTEN— GRIM IS FINE. HOLD UP— NO NEED TO THROW HIM OUT JUST LET ME HAVE ANOTHER LOOK AT HIM

- Aww, Ace and Deuce looked pissed about it too AAAAHH THE TRUE DEFINITION OF THE BOIS

- BRUH NO— ALL THE DORM LEADERS TO GO AND CAPTURE GRIM?? HE’LL DIE

- CROWLEY PLS— WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS, HONEY

- #Grimportectionsquad

- “It’s bout time for them to come” Who?

- FUCKING— CROWLEY STOP SAYING ITS NOTHING— This is why this school is so fucked, you never tell us anything ahead of time _:(´ཀ`」 ∠):

- Aight he left, Ace Deuce hurry help me what you guys got

- He may be a monster but see— the worst he did is eat the whole tuna stack SO PLS HES STILL BABY AND I LOVE HIM

- THATS RIGHT DEUCE MY MAN GRIM CAN DO NO BAD I SWEAR

- HE WOULDNT EVER AGAIN I SWEAR

- Ace ヽ(；▽；)ノ The character development— im so proud of you, son

- THIS IS THE BOISSS— LETS GOOOO

- Fuck this is so beautiful— just me and the bois on our way in the middle of the night to find our MISSING CAT I—

- CROWLEY REALLY DID ASSEMBLE THEM DORM LEADERS AAAAAAA AT THIS HOUR TOO WTF

- BRUH WE CAN TALK

- Kalim Kalim Kalim Vil Vil Vil— Pls we’ve been through so much last chapter ＨＥＬＰ

- Leona…A big fat ｍｏｏｄ honestly lmao

- Ey ey riddle pls— dont make this any more difficult—

- Shut up azul stay where u are all you’ve done is nothing but chaos since you arrive so SHHH

- MALLEUS IS NOT HERE AGAIN LILIA PLS— where is he when we need him the most LOL

- Ortho, your bro where?? Also— SURVIVAL STATUS BRUH—

- YES PLS DONT HURT HIM OMG

- oh i forgot idia lives in his tablet LOL OF COURSE

- Omg he’s in the apple trees still looking scary as shi aaaaaaa pls kitty come home u just had too much catnip

- OH GOD 15m HE’S CLOSE

- “Starting operation” ORTHO WHAT TF

- EY EY EY oh good he’s knocked out sighhh

- Aight I know this has been translated but I can’t help but to look at the original japanese and im just— wtf is RTS and TAS idia i dont understand this advanced gamer otaku language

- But Idia and Ortho really do be speedrunning on who can fucking kick my cat the hardest LOL

- THATS RIGHT IDIA You understand me— Fellow cat lovers unite, Grim is very cute, he can’t do no bad

- …so can i have him back pls—

- Can we just appreciate the fact that these bois are willing to take the risk of getting their heads chopped off by Riddle by doing all this for us??

- If this isnt what you call true friendship then i dont know what this is

- Lol ambrose is going to appear in this festival again and crowley’s prideful ass is QUAKING

- WHY are we not allowed to see him crowley im sure we can handle it— We’re the BOIS. CMON

- Imagine if they just summon a fcuking— magic vet or something lol

- It’s the next day lol

- HAH ITS THE VDC LOSERS BY ONE VOTE SQUAD

- I mean the NRC Tribe— ٩( ᐛ )و

- VIL. what you have my queen

- Vil pls dont remind me that my cat isnt here but thank you for saying thank you i do not deserve—

- AWW THE ADEUCE SQUAD LOOKS SO SAD AAAAA

- Vil i miss the bad bitch but absolute oneesan energy but the apology— yeah are we gonna cry again lol

- AAAAAAHH why am i so proud— THAT vil is apologizing

- You dont need to maam what we had in chapter 5 was a fucking journey i regret nothing

- I swear if rook goes like— bitch that aint beautiful imma bonk him I WILL DO IT dont think i forgot what u did last chap

- Man i love me a man who can openly admit his mistakes MMMGH

- Rook i swear—

- Im glad that we’re not toning down ace’s brutal honesty lol

- BRUHHH I DONT LIKE IT WHEN VIL US TAKING ALL THE BLAME i mean what he said was kinda true BUT STILL

- Cheer up Vil, it’s not like it’s a complete failure anyways (；ω；) it was fun at least

- Hearing Jamil encourage Vil like this feels surreal BUT YES BOI U TELL EM

- What is this beautiful character development

- Ooff way to hit where it hurts the most vil my queen lol

- AAGH IT HURTS VIL RECOGNIZING NEIGE’S HARDWORK LIKE THIS— THE PRIDE I CAN FEEL IT ＣＲＡＣＫ

- Bruh we appreciate Neige’s impeccable smile in this household— REMEMBER WHEN EVERYONE WAS LIKE NEIGE’S GON BE A BAD BOI??? WELP—

- It was me, i was that person and i shall drown in apple juice for it

- Of course, the ultimate Neige simp already knows that lol

- Bruh the background music has no business being this sad　ｓｔｏｐ

- I hate it when vil is right sometimes omg— TRUEEE KALIM especially wouldn’t be able to stand properly on stage after knowing Neige’s own hardships aaaa

- NOO BABY DONT CRY

- Vil redemption arc??? 👀👀 you can help us cure our cat—

- !? Are we gonna get that money promised in that poster?? 👀👀

- WHAA FUCKING WAHAA VIL IS GONNA PAY THAT US??? THE WHOLE 5 MIL EACH??!! VIL CALM DOWN WHAT I SAID WAS A JOKE

- Damn vil is ＳＴＡＣＫＥＤ He really didnt want to owe anyone anything LMAO YES QUEEN

- WHA— KALIM IS ACCEPTING??? OUT OF EVERYONE HERE, I DID NOT EXPECT YOU TO ACCEPT THAT KALIM

- Kalim is making my heart go boom boom again baby boi ✨👁💧👄💧👁✨✨

- HE’LL DONATE IT TO THE RAMSHACKLE DORM BABY BOIIII

- …sumimasen kalim for having a very rundown dorm 👁💧👄💧👁 but thank you for being nice about it lol

- OKAY OKAY KALIM YOU DONT HAVE TO LIST ALL THE THINGS WRONG IN MY DORM PLS—

- THIS IS EMBARRASSING PLS KALIM IM SORRY FOR BEING POOR

- But this man be such a sunshine holy shit i cant even be mad about it lol

- AW YEAH RAMSHACKLE DORM IS GONNA GET A MAKEOVER

- EVERYONE BE DONATING THEIR MONEY TO US AAAAA Were they always this NICE

- Aight adeuce pls— y’all dont have to force yourself to donate my guys (´；ω；`) being friends is enough lol i get it my bois

- Find me a man who can make me feel like this the way Vil can

- Man if only Grim is here :’) he’d be soo happy :’)) you can have all the tuna you want buddy :’)))

- GRIM PLS ADEUCE IS WILLING TO TREAT YOU TO LUNCH BABY

- Bro this is so wholesome omg

- Im sorry but still up to this day, my understanding of Epel’s accent is still　ｌａｃｋｉｎｇ lmao

- Aight they be talking about how Rook already knew that they were going to lose from the very beginning

- The FORESHADOWING LOL The difference with how Rook said “What a wonderful performance” rather than “What a beautiful performance” sigh

- Honestly we gotta respect Rook’s resolve here lol man just knows what he wants

- Rook and Vil’s friendship lmao

- 👁👄👁 …!?

- EARTHQUAKE WTF How dare you ruin such moment—

- WHAT IS GOING ON

- EY WTF DONT DESTROY MY DORM WTF ARE YOU GUYS

- WHAT ARE THESE ROBOTS OUTSIDERS KILL THEM WITH FIRE

- They look like something that belongs to the Ignihyde dorm HUH

- Oh bruh— Vil in his Dorm Leader mode is so cool AND YES I KNOW THIS IS NOT THE TIME BUT wheww~~ Vil YAS QUEEN

- KALIM TOO AAAAAA JAMIL’S 「はっ！」SO COOL

- so SO— the dorm leader’s have a protocol for outsider attacks like this 👁👄👁 OMG THEY’RE SO HOT

- They don’t seem like our bois anymore aaa just pure professionalism at this point—

- GOD I FORGOT HOW COOL THEY ARE OMG

- HEEEYYY OUR DORM IS GETTING DESTROYED WTF ARE THESE GUYS’ PROBLEM

- We were just talking about renovating it too wtf

- AAAAAHHH HOW DARE YOU— VIL R YOU OK

- Bruh i dont know what is going on but dont touch my man’s face

- They’re targetting Vil and Jamil WHY— overblot men!!??? WHERE ARE YOU— GIVE THEM BACK

- I didnt understand what epel said here lmao BUT—!?

- THEY HAVE GRIM TOO FUCK HE’S BACK LET GO OF MY FUCKING CAT

- WHAT IS GOING ON DARLINGS

- BUDDYY >:’0000 Grimmm MY HEART—

- Are they kidnapping the overblot men?? What— the fucking absolute ｂａｌｌｓ on these robots

- God we’re getting absolutely ｆｕｃｋｅｄ in here

- AND THERE’S A CAULDRON IN THE BACKGROUND LOL DEUCE WENT HAM

- BRING ME BACK MY FUCKING CAT— >:’0000

- I thought there’s going to be a festival not a fucking kidnapping event HEY

- Oh 👀 Rook pls help

- AAAHH SERIOUS ROOK IS HOT—

- IS THE OTHER DORM LEADERS CHILLING WHERE ARE THEY KALIM PLS BE SAFE

- OH RIDDLE IS NOT ANSWERING THEY GOT HIM TOO

- Oh ghad they got him during clubs WTF HOW—

- *nervous hornii chuckling* …angry expression silver 👁👄👁 im sorry

- AAAA Dorm leaders actually be acting like dorm leaders is soo cool i cant—

- Bruh the story is all chaos what is this chapter

- Are they gonna get Leona and Azul too what—

- RIDDLE BABY Jesus christ dont overblot like this again lol

- DAMN HE STRONG FOR A SMOL BOI THO

- Whoever made these robots wtf is their deal lol TO BE ABLE TO BEAT A DORM LEADER—

- …Bruh where is our horned friend when u need him

- Silver and Sebek theorizing with dorm leaders but they took Jamil tho?? It’s probably the overblot men they’re after

- Also Malleus is probably good so you two calm down lol Lilia’s probs having tea with him right now

- Okay, Leona how are you going to get captured KING.

- Omg everything is getting destroyed wtf

- AW LEONA SAVED RUGGIE THATS CUTE AND COOL AF

- Bruh leona these are material robots— cant you just turn them into sand lol

- Oh they do have some kind of brand cmon just turn them into sand pls

- WHAT THE FUCK

- LEONA-SAN!? WHY ARE YOU GIVING UP— OJI-TAN!!!

- OLD MAN WHAT—

- *hearing leona whisper his reasons ✋ 👁👄👁 🤚 okay sir im sorry

- Damn Leona acting like a real prince right now— it’s kinda hot 👀👀

- BRUH PLS COME BACK DONT TALK LIKE YOU AINT GONNA

- BRO WHERE ARE THE TEACHERS

- THE BOARD GAME CLUB

- Idia : “bro we just chilling be cool— MY CHESS PIECE“

- “Aight ortho what’s the situation” “ｆｕｃｋｅｄ＂

- So Idia of course knows about this— why does he look like he’s so done lmao me getting the feeling this isnt the first time idia has encountered this situation before lol

- Man i want to see azul in action too but mehh— Idia told him to settle down cries

- LOL WHAT IS THIS KARONE ROBOTS

- Wait— are they taking idia too?? OH IS THIS THE DOING OF IDIA’S FAMILY

- WHERE IS CROWLEY— THE TEACHERS, YOUR IMPORTANT STUDENTS ARE GETTING KIDNAPPED

- AH THEY ALSO KNOW ABOUT THESE STYX BITCHES WHAT— and they’re just letting them GO whaaat

- Sounds to me that this must be idia’s family taking care of the overblotting students?? Like to protect Idia or something?? I DONT—

- “Gather all the dorm leaders” No, sir, they’re already gone besides my sunshine and the horn boi

- Malleus??? 👁👄👁 TSUNOTAROU

- Pls kill the robots they destroyed my place

- AAH UPSIDE DOWN LILIA long time no see lol

- Bruhh the diasomnia students are so lucky to have Malleus as a dorm leader omg

- BRUH LILIA’S RINGTONE IS SO CUTE LMAO

- Kalim sounds so desperate im so sad

- ARE WE— ARE WE GONNA MEET MALLEUS AGAINNN

- Bruh they just goku teleported their way out of the dorm lol

- AAAAHH EVERYONE IS HERE THIS IS SO FUN

- Wait jack is not here lol did they just forget about him wtf

- Oh shit we here too i did not know LMAO

- S-So are we just gonna..continue school like— like these styx bitches didnt just ruin half the school, my dorm, injure my bois, and took my cat or…???

- GASP AAAA STYX IS A BLOT RESEARCH FACILITY WHAAAT

- So that’s why leona and idia be like bro this is not worth it

- O-Oh yeah— they…they didnt know that Vil overblot— PFFT

- Malleus pls information who are you talking about—

- WHO— LILIA MALLEUS OH NO

- Ey, overblot squad are assembled lol this looks so dangerous

- LMAOO Riddle was sleeping on Leona’s lap for three hours THATS SO CUTE

- Where the fck did they take them, ITS CRAMPED AF

- Bro they’re just exposing Vil and Jamil’s overblot that’s supposed to be a SECRET LOL

- Oji-tan can sound so wise and reliable like this if he really tried lol sugar daddy energy

- Wtf these guys never thought that idia was from a big shot family??? They thought it was just coincidence that they had the same family name PFFT

- AZUL AAAA He was right there my guy BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY MAN

- oh. They finally opened— isn’t this the ignihyde dorm what

- WHAT THE FU— IDIA

- Bro— WHAT WAS THAT IT WAS IDIA ALL ALONG???

- WHAT IS THIS CHAPTER

This chapter is a fucking roller coaster like— literal 0 to 100 ＱＵＩＣＣ From having a moment with Vil and the bois to a FUCKING TERRORIST ATTACK LMAO IM HYPED FOR NEXT CHAP—

It’s been so long, I hope they released the next part soon (๑>◡<๑) I forgot how fine these men are lol at least I want to hear their voices again 👁👄👁

#twisted wonderland #spoilers #chapter 6

[aziraphales-library]

Hello! Do you have some angst and or slowburn stories about our ineffable husbands??? Where I would actually cry my eyes out ((: preferably a sad ending but I dont mind a happy ending hehe thank you.

May I in the first instance direct you to our previous posts with:

slow burn angst

heavy angst and/or sad endings

sad ending oneshots

sad endings multi-chaptered

rejection fics

more rejection fics

major character death fics

Sad endings:

The Long Night [T] by Adzeisval

He was still there, alone, when dawn came to paint the sky (blue and cream and the amber of a serpent's eyes).

Anthony Crowley meets Aziraphale Fell while waiting for a plane. They hit it off and are planning to go out for a drink when their plane lands, but sometimes things don't go as planned, and the two find themselves trying to survive instead.

Crowley wasn't coming.

And our bed is verdant [E] by NaroMoreau

It's been a long time since Father Aziraphale Fell has been able to sleep soundly. Too many nightmares, too many thoughts.

Luckily for him, Father Anthony Crowley knows him better than he realizes.

Heavy angst, happy ending:

A Memory of Eden [M] by ImprobableDreams900

When Crowley gets captured by angels and dragged up to Heaven, Aziraphale knows he has to rescue him—no matter the consequences.

Tabula Rasa [E] by Mussimm

Alternate ending to The Sandford Flower Show, if Aziraphale had never plucked up his courage and fixed things.

Mephistopheles was good at her job.

It was a strange thought to find comforting, but it was one Aziraphale clung to. Sometimes it was easier to think of his life in the broad strokes than to suffer through each moment of it. If in his mind he was the hero of a Shakespearean tragedy, his life crumbled to dust by such human foibles, then there was a certain dignity at that. He had lost, but at least he had been playing against a master.

Mind the tags!

~Mod N

#sad ending #good omens #ineffable husbands #crowley #aziraphale #mod n #fic rec #anon #ask #heavy angst #angst

[twsty-lav]

yuu is no daijobu :’)

looks at god. why has thou cursed me with these brainworms. is this becoming a Thing. 

also known as the WORLDBUILDING of language-barrier-au I guess. oof. here we go!!!

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english DOES exist in canon? like its clearly slapped on the dorm symbols + all names/unique mahou magics are romanized (reverse-romanized? idk). 

plus all the original disney movies are in english

SO THAT MEANS

English is basically the (super) dead language of this TWST au? like latin or ancient greek basically?? 

yeah sounds legit lets do that, also explains the loanwords! very cool. its like uhhhhh harry potter spells. 

(would lilia speak english? how old is he 😔)

crowley knows the most english but, like, in comparison to everyone else. (so he doesn’t speak english, rip yuu)

yuu is actually their last name, because they said how about we don’t butcher it today. also, it makes more sense to have an european first name if they’re an english speaker

first name pending bc im lazy.

How does Yuu survive classes? they dont lol

Grim is already in charge of all the magic classes but now he gets to do everything else too lmao rip. anything written??? goodbye

On the other hand yuu DOES manage to follow along in....  Mathematics and Alchemy! All very real-world subjects! They kind of do OK in Potions (+ Grim does not have opposable thumbs).

They really enjoy biology though because, like, new species? magic?? howmst. also still hates PE. nobody likes PE.

mostly because everyone in NRC is ABSURDLY fit???? Yuu CANNOT keep up. looks at jack. what the fuck

flying is cool though.........

If they take any electives, they’d probably do well in all of them. (except maybe poisonmaking? monkey see monkey do 😔)

anyways. yuu simply does Not See Humanities. Trein hates them, Ace wants 2 be them.

Yuu’s got a notebook with them at ALL TIMES. there’s a pictionary section and a word bank section. they’ve never been better at art

regularly asks Deuce for help with the word bank (ily deuce keep being awesome). Yuu can’t read, so they force other people to write for them. slap on the translation/pronunciation under it, and its good 2 go!!

the first word they asked Deuce to write was japanese for ‘cauldron’ :)

“ogama-san!” “stop calling me that”

‘beast taming’ abilities: i do Not Know Yet

yuu can’t give them orders like in canon, sooooo? maybe it’ll be like a support magic that pops up in combat situations? still thinking about it lol

possibility: Yuu doesn’t have internal magic BUT they can harness atmospheric magic (like secondhand smoke?? drain runoff?). But it needs to build up first, so they can’t use it whenever like everyone else. Only useable in situations like:

- Ghosts (are made of magic?)

- Overblot fights (Lots of magic, duh)

- just fights (after enough magic has been used)

- magishift (after enough magic has been used) 

either way their magic could be a support-style menu?? incorporate rhythm game mechanics somewhere? who knows i’m just blabbing

If Yuu doesn’t have magic, then it could be sort of a hand-signal arrangement? Yuu signals, Grim sits on their shoulder as a megaphone (that also shoots fire?).

a combo of BOTH????? cries

misc. My Yuu facts

Yuu is dirt poor lol,, they left all their allowance back home.... would have swindled kalim if he was a jerk 

Would kill a man if kalim or deuce asked them to. 

shorter than riddle, but will kill the first person who points it out. its Ace 

Crowley could only find uniforms that were two sizes too large. constantly shuffling up sleeves. 

Crowley also gave them a phone without voice recognition. Yuu says i crave the void

Ambiguously of asian descent until i figure out specifics lol. Probably an immigrant kid?

like Floyd, enjoys fun nicknames. by fun i mean puns and bad references. 

are they high, tired, or stressed?? nobody knows

still doesnt understand what magishift is. or what happened in chapter 2. 

worldbuilding hard... very sad

#twst oc #twst #twst wonderland #twst headcanons #twst language barrier au #serious schnozzle #back to our regularly scheduled memes #ace trappola #brain goes brr #dire crowley #floyd leech #twst yuu #kalim #deuace #grim #disney twisted #leona #deuce spade #jack howl #twisted wonderland #riddle rosehearts #kalim al asim #heartslabyul #octavinelle