Just now remembering last night after being borderline black out drunk with my boyfriend. I’ve been telling him for a long time about this hyper fixation I’ve had on raw meat for as long as I could remember. I can remember being 6 years old and walking with my grandma through the meat section in the grocery store where the butcher was and just drooling while looking at all the raw beef, specifically. There’s something about the way the meat looks and the vibrancy of the color that I’ve always found so appetizing!!! It is the most beautiful and delicious looking shit on the earth and I am actively choking on my saliva while typing this. It was around midnight and we drunkenly decided we wanted hamburger helper so so bad, so we stumble to the kitchen and as I start cooking the beef I’m just brain dead spit down my mouth dead staring the beef. So he breaks a piece off and feeds it to me. In that moment I fulfilled a life’s long dream of eating raw beef and I have never felt so happy, he then decided he didn’t want me to do it alone and broke a piece off for himself and immediately said “we aren’t swallowing this” and by then I already had and showed him my empty mouth and he just looks at me like awwwww fuck. And goes “god damn okay :((“ and eats it, I love him so much. I will probably never do that again.
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I DIDNT TELL YALL
ill have enough naru merch by may to have a dedicated naru phone case ( half of it is on preorder so i have to wait til may :( )
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"Based on your likes" yeah no shit sherlock
If god exists it's fucking ME
LMAOOOO
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It’s really nice to post a fic after a hiatus and immediately get good feedback.
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> be zuko
> try desperately to ingratiate yourself within the avatar’s friend group (to no avail, of course, because you have terrible social skills, and previously tried to kill them, also)
> try to fight off the human wmd you previously hired to blow them all up
> fail miserably, because he is indestructible
> watch as sokka effortlessly kills him with a very precise boomerang throw to the brain
> suddenly recall every single time you got hit in the head by his boomerang
> feel immense gratitude for what you had previously dismissed as uncle’s obnoxiously stringent and paranoid over-emphasis on the importance of helmet safety
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no but the thing is. they KISSED. on screen. it was a real scene, not deleted, not removed from a script, it HAPPENED in front of the world's eyes. and AND the actors are normal about it and the whole cast and crew is normal about it and it's not vague and it's IMPORTANT. no matter the rest of it and what came after it, it happened!!
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i’m gonna be negative for a second so fair warning
the STEM obsession is literally a plague on the current academic world, especially the recent “women in stem” shit. of course people who are typically discouraged from male-dominated fields should receive encouragement from schools, recruiters, etc, but i am really sick of this being turned into “STEM is the only valuable career path and you are betraying your intelligence as a woman/poc/whatever by doing literally anything else.”
there are SO many non stem jobs that are essential to the proper functioning of society and are definitely NOT worth any less than being a doctor or engineer. i’m tired of there being zero scholarships, internships, encouragement in general for literally any other career path. it’s just disrespectful and honestly dangerous. we can’t let humanities-focused subjects and careers die because STEM is the current hot topic. and i just hate most of all the appropriation of feminism to do it.
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This may sound counterintuitive, but you look healthier than you ever have. Your skin looks amazing, your hair looks thicker and more lustrous and your figure looks ripe as a Georgia peach. It’s kind of amazing😍😍
thank you 🥺🥺🥺 i've been finding out that a lot of my health issues are closely linked to stress & stress hormones, ever since i've opted to mostly focus on being a fat lazy princess my life has really gotten better in every regard ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️
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