#i find it hilarious that percy

[anotherpjofan]

Percy: They decided to send three 12 year olds on a quest that may or may not destroy the world if we fail?

Grover: I’m 24 actually

Annabeth: And you chose us

#i find it hilarious that percy #who could have chosen like 17 year olds #went for the two thirteen year olds #so that the could share (1) brain cells #pjo #percy jackson #heroes of olympus #pjo funny #annabeth chase #pjo headcanons #percabeth #jason grace #piper mclean #sally jackson #pjo disney plus #pjo disney #pjo disney tv #tv show disney plus #grover underwood #pjo textpost

[aterfish]

You know what would be funny? If people were obsessively looking for a kid with black hair in lotus hotel scene, maybe even finding one.

And then they cast Nico as blond

#they dont care about the book accuracy with the looks #and i find it hilarious #thanks #pjo #pjo tv show #pjo series #pjo fandom #pjo spoilers #pjo tv series #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #still thinking about pjo but have no time to draw #so... #ater babbling at 3am

[milomilesmib]

Fellas, is it straight to look directly at your boyfriend and say that his stepmom is the most beautiful person you've ever seen?

#listen i loved tsats but even i find this hilarious #yeah nico doesnt really care about his appearance he just cares about people as seeing him as more than what he looks like #but cmon this was hilarious #will solace #solangelo #nico di angelo #nico and will #pjo #hoo #toa #percy jackson #heroes of olympus #trials of apollo #tsats #tsats spoilers #the sun and the star #rrverse #riordanverse #rick riordan

[aroaceleovaldez]

finally finished my project of collecting voiceclaims that are as close as i can find for my hcs of the main HoO cast - just for funsies so it's not as perfect as I'd like but whatever, it was a neat exploration and exercise of me trying to think of literally any franchise for voice actors.

Leo got two cause I had trouble of finding good clips for the voiceclaim that's closers to my hcs for him (the second half of his section). Also got to play the fun game of digging through my art for decent doodles of each character.

Also fun fact, I am almost completely unfamiliar with 3 franchises in this video and was just digging for voice clips on youtube. Try to guess which ones.

#pjo #percy jackson #riordanverse #video #headcanon #headcanons #my art #jason also gets two but theyre the same so it doesnt count. and its mostly just cause silly. i had to. #and before anyone asks - ''is that Scaramouche's VA with Leo-?'' yes but i have zero genshin knowledge #and the voice he does for Scaramouche isnt quite what i have in mind for Leo #also 2nd fun fact i briefly considered Vash for Jason but then i realized. same VA as Lio #as hilarious as it would be to have Jason and Nico share a VA voiceclaim i will refrain #Piper's is a bit higher than i'd like but Michiru definitely has the right energy for what i imagine for her #when her voice dips lower that's a lot closer to what i imagine. the energy is close enough though that im fine with the pitch difference #Percy's is very amusing to me. like yeah no Percy has Haru energy. that works out great #normal Haru or abridged Haru? you decide #that is genuinely SUPER close to how i picture his voice though. everyone forgets Percy is a lil monotone and intimidating sometimes #let him be quiet and brooding but his internal monologue is just ''LIFE IS LIKE A HURRICANE~ HERE IN~ DUCKBURG~'' #the voicelines in general are also just. so Percy. its so perfect im so pleased with that one #anyways. throws this into the ether #i might remake this if i can find closer voices - feel free to throw suggestions at me #also might try to make one for other characters if i can find good voiceclaims for them

[echo-stimmingrose]

Can we talk about the fact that canonically Thalia thinks Apollo is hot? Like can we? I feel like it's not being discussed enough.

#Theres at least one thing Percy and Thalia can agree on: Apollo is hot. #idk what i even hc her sexuality or romantic preference to be i just find this hilarious for so many reasons #we're ignoring the fact that Apollo is her brother #id also like to make it very clear. i dont ship them at all. like never even crossed my mind i just find this fact funny #thalia grace #percy jackson #apollo pjo #percy jackson and the olympians #if your wondering its a scene in the Titans curse when they first meet Apollo. Thalia calls him hot and Percys a lovable idiot about it

[knifexwife]

"ok so percy is blond now, we sould try to make him distinctly different from another blonde character that is going to be important later on... OH YES let's give him a green plaid shirt"

#i find this hilarious #percy jackson #pjo #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo tv show #will solace #walker scobell

[aq2003]

this is so sad (x)

#percy de rolo #caduceus clay #critical role #taliesin jaffe #vox machina #the mighty nein #the legend of vox machina #tlovm #cr #cr1 #cr2 #my art #i hope that someone else finds this as hilarious as i do. god bless #this might look like garbage but i put FAR too much effort into it i listened to the entirety of the sunken tomb ep making it lmao #posting in mourning of percy losing the malewife poll #</3

[pretentiouswreckingball]

me waiting patiently for vance joy’s fame to sky rocket bc riptide is The Percy Jackson Song:

Ahddkakjdshsh poor guy, if he was already sick of singing that song… also bringing the 2013’s vibes, in no time we will see people covering this song with their ukeleles again, mark my words.

#it’s THE Percy Jackson song which I find hilarious because the only thing that has anything to do with the show is the name 💀 #ask #Percy Jackson #possum tag

[sheisbeautyweareworldass]

pjo au where gods have a dna and the olympus is somewhere in latin america so any time percy confronts kronos or zeus he has to ask for their blessing first

#i just find it hilarious to imagine percy asking his grandfather kronos for his blessing #or annabeth calling zeus grandpa… #percy jackson #pjo

[chaoticly-shy-dragon]

The hilarious thing is that Percy never bloodbended in canon. Not even in Tartarus. Nada. Zilch. Not at all.

Which means that we as a fandom collectively decided that Percy should be able to do that. Bloodbend to his heart's desire. In every fic depicting dark! Percy, the author skips over poisons and goes straight for the blood.

I don't hate it! Far from it. But I do find it hilarious

#pjo #percy jackson #bloodbending #tartarus #i find it hilarious

[emily-the-fae]

remember the cop sitcom about aurors concept. with moody and graves?

okay hear me out once more. it’s percy’s first time outside of america, and we’ve already established that they’re in belgium, of all places, and this rookie fresh out of the auror academy is h y p e d. the epitome of a wealthy kid who was never allowed to do anything, and is way too excited about being out in the real world. so much so that the first night, he sneaks out without his mentor’s (see: moody) permission. moody later finds him in a bar, so drunk that he’s barely able to form a coherent sentence, and all percy says when moody confronts him right then and there is: “what do you mean i can’t get drunk on the job? first of all, it’s saturday, and second of all, i’m ameriCAN, not ameriCAN’T.” moody ends up dragging him back to the hotel. and it would be embarrassing if percy wasn’t almost passed out drunk, and moody wasn’t so livid.

and i agree with the scar part. years later, percy is the experienced and extremely professional director of magical security—no one would ever guess how wild he was as a rookie auror—and he attends a lecture with his former mentor, alastor moody. moody, of course, has to tell the new interns all about his “unnamed protégé” and his “disgraceful, ridiculous and childish antics” in belgium. unnamed intern, sure, but the very pointed glanced he keeps giving the stern percival graves are enough to make the stoic man blush in embarrassment. it’s not a mystery to anyone present who those stories are about. percy’s consequences for his actions come in the form of being exposed in front of the auror kindergarteners.

Hi! I'm so sorry it took me so long to answer this, I was having a busy week.

Your message made me very happy💗💗

I love love love this concept so much.

Percy is definitely an American rich boy, probably very strict parents, family traditions, all that. Ilvermorny (probably Wampus house), then Auror school - not that much freedom at all. And then all the formal education is behind him. And he gets to be the "adult". ... Yeah. Would absolutely go off the rails. Also I see him often convinced of his own rightness, disobeying Moody because "nah I can see myself better than that old stuck up British prick". And then getting in trouble.

"American, not American't" yessir. And then in the morning when his head is hurting and he is feeling miserable, Moody would come back with "maybe AmeriCAN, but sometimes AmeriSHOULDN'T".

The shame from all the mess he caused in his youth will be catching up years later. Love the idea of Alastor mocking his student😅

#love you anon #i swear at some point percy would end up in a fist fight with some criminal and moody would just stand aside facepalming #can you imagine drunk young percival arguing with moody #that would be hilarious #percival graves #alastor moody #gives us a cop sitcom about aurors #harry potter headcannons #harry potter #hogwarts #ilvermorny #fantastic beasts and where to find them #professor dumbledore #gellert grindelwald #auror graves #mad eye moody #newt scamander

[xfindingtrouble]

there is so much of percy to understand this journey is truly thrilling

#ooc. #usually i write characters i have known for a long time just bcs i'm a virgo #& i am just like that #but it has been so fun understanding the nuances of a character i did not previously know #sometimes i get a little scared bcs there is so much i DONT know but that is part of the fun i feel like #i keep simmering on new concepts with every episode of critical role i consume #and it is such a refreshing journey i feel like #bottom line is it has been intimidating but i am having fun with him #especially since there are so many Layers #like percy tries to be a good dude when circumstances allow it but he's also got that Mental Scar of orthax #that drives him to listen to impulse Often [ which i see more & more of as it's pointed out ] #this episode i'm watching rn blatantly spelled it out like #when vax looked at vex & was like ' he only listens to you ' i quite literally Sh*t My Pants thinking back to every time this has happened #i am still working on finding his voice / being satisfied with it but i also feel like having so many friends i can just talk out #the finer details with has been such a fun experience #bcs it's not a ' i know this character like the back of my hand ' situation bcs i really know nothing #but i am soo eager to learn #& explore #also there are so many hilarious bitss mixed into it all i have been losing my mind for grog in this episode this is just so fun for me

[patovpran]

I love how in every still and teaser for ep 3, Percy is just holding that big ass shoe box.

#i don't remember how it was described in the book #did he have the box with him or did he find one at medusa and sent it that way #but it's hilarious to think he's just going on his merry way with it #has to fight monsters: oh lemme just put this down for a sec #percy jackson #pjo #percy jackon and the olympians

[be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie]

Rereading The Lightning Thief as an adult was such an odd and gratifying experience. I just finished the book in one day yesterday, and here are the things I made note of to myself:

-Wayyy less of the book than I remember is the quest. So much time is spent building up Percy's character, and his life and backstory.

-Percy is such a little asshole, it's hilarious. He is SO RUDE to everyone, it's my favorite. I want to live with how much more of a dick he is than I remembered. I remember golden boy teen Percy who's good at everything and is effortlessly cool in the perceptions of others in the later books best. Like, we obviously know him better, but I kinda forgot about his snotty little asshole sixth grader origins.

-As someone that works in the school system, he's so accurate to me it hurts. It's so relatable, his one teacher believing in him, him getting frustrated when the material doesn't come to him like it does the other kids. I don't have ADHD and I could just feel all those feelings. It's great.

-Every time Percy thinks about the "betrayal of a friend" line in his prophecy, I swear Luke is mentioned in the next line, or pops up in the next scene. I just appreciate Rick not going out of his way to seem smarter than his audience. He wants his readers, middle schoolers, to have the tools to solve the mystery.

-I can't remember if I knew his dad was Poseidon before the reveal. As an adult, it seems like almost a slap in the face it's so obvious, but I am pissed I can't remember if I was excited and surprised by the reveal.

-Annabeth is also a bitchy child, she's literally so bitchy. We don't focus on it enough.

-I definitely remember when it hit me as a child that Gabe was abusive. It was way after I read this book. I kind of like how casually the domestic violence is sprinkled in. Not only is it a children's book where that is not the focus, but Percy acts like how most kids would, I think. It's pretty fine and normal that Gabe hits him, he only goes ballistic when he finds out he hits Sally. Obsessed with how Rick, by even only barely telling us Gabe is abusive, is still like "-And we should kill him for it."

-Annabeth's crush on Luke was so obvious, she should be embarrassed.

-Totally forgot we have Gabe to thank for Percy for sure being an FBI fugitive and definitely on the no fly list irl as well as from Zeus. He's such a massive asshole.

#this was very fun thank you all #percy jackson #luke castellan #annabeth chase #gabe ugliano #sally jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #the lightning thief #rick riordan #melissa og #melissa on pjo

[aroaceleovaldez]

I really dislike the inherent main plots of TSATS and Chalice of the Gods as they’re being explained to us currently, mostly just cause I feel like they take away from already established lore of the series and other plot points.

There is no way TSATS can go that doesn’t make either Tartarus feel cheap and/or the entire book just feel like Percabeth In Mark Of Athena: 2 Electric Boogaloo. Unless the twist is that they don’t go to Tartarus it is physically impossible. Because either they go to Tartarus and breeze through it, which makes Tartarus as a setting feel cheap and ruins all prior instances of it being used as a landscape of suffering, or they suffer Lots and Lots and it just feels like we’re rehashing the same exact plot over again purely for the sake of treating solangelo the same as percabeth, which doesn’t work because they’re vastly different character dynamics and putting them in the same situation has nowhere near the same emotional weights. Also it makes Nico’s original foray into Tartarus feel null because it makes it feel like his trauma doesn’t have any actual meaning, because why would he jump right back into it? Even with Nico’s character being extremely self-sacrificial, we’re at a point where we’re being told he’s improving on that and this is possibly the one circumstance he would think twice about. AND it makes Tartarus feel overused - Nico surviving Tartarus once? Okay, makes sense, he’s the son of Hades, and it’s cool that he’s the first mortal to ever survive it. Percabeth too? Getting iffy (especially since we see their trip in detail and that inherently means it’s lost a lot of potential oomph, because when you’re going for horrifying a lot of the time less is more) but okay, sure, Nico probably gave Percy some Tartarus Tips after being rescued and they had a literal dues ex machina or two helping them out, and they fell in accidentally so it’s not like how Nico waltzed in there. Third time? And it being Nico AGAIN and Will Solace (who as far as we know has little to no quest experience and most of his experience is being a battlefield medic) and then purposefully going there? Nope. It’s just a poor set-up. Plus “the major gay couple goes on vacation to superhell” is a... questionable plot set-up to begin with, especially when it’s been heavily implied it will be traumatizing for them, and we have already been told explicitly that references are being made to things like Call Me By Your Name so there is a self-awareness about the themes there (also that alone raises questions about how we’re going to be taking the tone of things - again, there’s two ways it can go and both would be extremely difficult to get right). If Mark Oshiro were not co-authoring this I’d be a little horrified. I’m very glad Mark Oshiro is co-authoring this. I don’t believe it can’t be done tastefully, and yeah it’s a situation ripe for symbolism, but it is definitely the kind of subject that would be difficult for a non-queer author to handle appropriately.

As for Chalice of the Gods, we know two things: A.) It takes place prior to TOA, and B.) The chalice Percy has to retrieve has the power to make anyone who drinks from it immortal. ..... so basically, without the book even being out, we are told “If Percy had waited like 20 minutes, all of TOA would be null.” Admittedly, this does give justification for Percy specifically to be doing this quest outside of “college” reasons, and in my opinion, “The gods asked Percy specifically because they have verified he adamantly does NOT want to be immortal” is hilarious. However, adding yet another universe mechanic to the repertoire that nullifies death is annoying as hell, because death as a consequence in the series has been completely ruined since HoO. The more avoiding death options there are, the more every death scene feels completely pointless and avoidable.

#pjo #riordanverse #tsats #the sun and the star #chalice of the gods #forgive me for complaining this was in my drafts and i figured since i was talking about plot changes i'd make yesterday #might as well post this then yknow #while we're on the topic #i'll find something lighter/sillier in my drafts to post later #also my hesitancy about the overarching plot does not say anything regarding my expectations for the actual quality of the book(s) #just putting that as a footnote #could the plots be total shit but the books themselves end up lovely? sure. totally. #i am just personally grumbly about Tartarus' use as a narrative device and how it keeps getting overused #and also the growing lack of consequence in the riordanverse which tends to make any stakes feel automatically low and cheap #mind you i would LOVE if the twist in TSATS is that they end up not going to Tartarus at all #im currently 50/50 on reading it but if it turns out they dont go to Tartarus at all i'd be sold immediately #and i do think Percy being saddled with a quest because he's the only one who wouldn't be tempted with immortality is hilarious #tbh if we had a third plot concept rolling here and we condensed all three ideas down we could just do another 3-short-story book #like Demigod Files and Demigod Diaries #we have options #heck. yknow. if we're talking particularly long short-stories here we could probably roll with two #if demigod files is for the first series and demigod diaries is for HoO we need a TOA one anyways #cause CHB:C and CJ:C and those ones are their own category they're different

[actuallyprobablyafaerie]

list of things that made me scream in pjo episode 3

Percy picking grover because he trusts him not to betray him!!! THEY ARE BEST FRIENDS OK

Luke still comes off as so likable and inconspicuous that whole convo he had with percy and the shoes i just

GROVER AND THE CONSENSUS SONG I CANT

annabeth staring at the different flavors of candy in the gas station and not being able to pick and just buying all of them. Thats the annabeth we deserve

ANNABETHS KNIFE APPEARANCE ALERT and a fury is IMMEDIATELY killed

uncle ferdinand foreshadowing……………

When annabeth and percy start arguing in the woods and grover tries to change the subject by talking about his uncle and they both completely ignore him. I LOVE GROVER SO MUCH

the bickering in this episode is ON POINT by the way

like the stuff theyre arguing about makes sense. Yes i would be concerned about those things too

ESPECIALLY since theres such a focus put on trust (esp after percy learns that someone is going to betray him) and percy and annabeth are arguing about stuff theyve lied or havent told each other about???? Sorry that might be skipping ahead a bit but GOD is that the good stuff

i love that they changed how the three of them ended up going into auntie em’s because before it was a little concerning that none of them figured out it was medusa. Plus having a fury outside just adds to the tension a perfect amount i think, because it really traps them in there

all the discussion about the gods and what medusa talks to percy about in the kitchen - YES MAKE ME HATE THEM!! All of this is adding up to lukes motivations making so much sense in the end

ALSO!! Them harkening back to sallys line in the first episode when she tells percy that not all heroes look like heroes and not all monsters look like monsters - they brought it back so perfectly. Percy wanting to trust medusa because of what his mom said, medusa calling Poseidon a monster, ALL OF IT is so good

When theyre down in the basement and grover puts on the shoes and then just fucking. Flies away and disappears into the darkness yelling a little. and annabeth and percy just kind of helplessly watch him go before being like - welp i guess that plans not working. That was peak comedy

them using annabeths hat on medusa and then using it to kill alecto THEY WERE SO SMART FOR THAT!!! Also percy just the invisible severed head was a hilarious concept to me

when percy suggests burying the hat in the ground with the hat on to make sure no one bad finds it and annabeth just!!! Agrees!!! And then grover has to be like no that hats important to her its a gift from her mother!!! And then percys like well we’ll find another solution then. That whole scene was good yes i liked that

also annabeth revealing that grover was her protector too and percy asks about it and grover just changes the subject and doesnt answer. He is the KING of avoidance

also grover finally interrupting annabeth and percy when they start fighting and giving his whole speech about getting along. That wouldve felt a little cheesy and preachy and out of place from anyone else but considering grover tried to get them to sing the consensus song a few hours earlier i fully believe that he would say that

I AM IMPERTINENT

Why the fuck wasnt there a lin manuel maranda jumpscare warning. I couldve used one of those

but actually all the jokes in this episode were so on point. Like percy calling drachmas chuckie cheese tokens. And him arguing about voting on the bus. Anyways

10/10 episode i will be rewatching like eight times before next tuesday.

#Pjo #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #Annabeth chase #the lightning thief #Grover underwood #percy jackson spoilers