#i guess for whole life

[jestroer]

Doctor: Prescribes me yoga

My first thought: Im going to be just like Xisumavoid

#I HAVENT EVEN BEEN WATCHING HIM FOR A WHILE #just have xisuma of the brain for life now it feels like #yoga is for my breathing stuff #they also prescribed a bunch of other medicine but yeah yoga makes sense i guess #it also doest specify for how long i should do it so like #i guess for whole life #really hope my adhd decides to give me power to do that two times a day #shitpost #xisumavoid #hermitcraft

[egophiliac]

like mother, like son, but less wholesome this time?

(I couldn't decide whether or not to put them together, so have them in all the different ways!)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 6 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 part 6 spoilers #if i had a nickel for every time a draconia ob'd while trying to save lilia #and had to be taken out by a member of this one specific bloodline with sparkly celestial hair that a fairy blessed #et cetera and so on you know the rest #i mean we know it's going to end better this time but y'know. the parallels! #oh meleanor my beloved #of course...of course she ob'd...it makes sense... #everything about this whole situation just massively sucked for everyone huh #well at least silver's biodad felt guilty about killing her i guess #i dunno i'm just havin' some feelings about all of this #lilia had both the absolute worst and absolute best things about his life come out of all this #down the two great loves of his life and also his job and reputation and 200 years of his life and uhhhh kind of everything else honestly #up some kids though! #(also one of those kids is a baby dragon who is JUST the right size to put silly hats on) #they were worth it to him! or maybe they were worth not giving up? look i am DEEP in the blorbosauce right now #if you don't want to read emotional tags about lilia twistedwonderland then don't come to egophiliac.tumblr.com

[stuckinapril]

megan thee stallion is the perfect example of unbothered energy. nicki has repeatedly vagueposted about her, gone on unhinged rants about her, gone so far as to mention her dead mother (such a classless low blow), threatened her on live, and has now released the tackiest diss track in history. and what has megan done? literally nothing. she straight up ignored her, aside from that one ig story where she posted herself laughing (which was perfect btw). she is the epitome of “i will not dignify that w a response.” i love it.

#btw i was rly into megan before it became trendy now in light of her dropping hiss / the nicki debacle #nicki’s latest music has been ass anyway but it’s sad to see her behaving like this to newer rap girls #the parasocial hate is literally so intense / insane like i can’t imagine hating someone enough to be persistently harassing them like this #nicki’s a celeb so you’d think she’d know a thing or two about how dangerous it is to pit her fans on somebody else like this #unless this is all just a bid to stay relevant which i would not be surprised ab but nicki seems PRESSED. #i guess if i released something like pink friday 2 id also be feeling threatened by a new rap girl w the bars megan has #i just want her to leave my homegirl megan alone. good on megan for ignoring and living her best life. the energy i wanna emulate #i’m not usually one to play into the whole pit women against other women thing but nicki’s recent actions are so inappropriate. wild #btw megan majored in health administration in uni?? which is a major factor as to why i’m obsessed w her. anyway #text

[alienssstufff]

I love the way you draw Etho he's so squishy

thank you! Whwh honestly I don’t think I ever have or could draw him threatening I never saw him that way

Even in the Apocalypse au he isn’t

#ask stufff #stufffsart #last life apocalypse au #Etho #ethoslab #bdubs #(Is there once #(technically twice but we deleted that panel)) #he’s ‘chill’ at least early on I guess #forgive inconsistent hairstyles decided he doesn’t have the highlights when my hc of how he got those doesn’t exist here #found the lore doc and we back to building on it :] #left out a important detail in what his whole thing is in this au— another day #last life smp #last life #trafficblr #mcytblr

[gayvampyr]

i hate trying to figure out how to treat my long hair cuz all the results are like this

#meme #i guess #tag for tagging sake #5k #10k #damn i thought this was gonna get like 200 notes max #i’ve had long hair my whole life and i have never been able to figure out how to take care of it

[shellshooked]

when death takes my hand

i will hold you with the other,

and promise to find you

in every lifetime.

#day 6 of: #zelink week 2023 #i guess zelink ships widely disliked among the fandom attract me the most idk what u want me to say #oot zelink is for the tragedy. is for yearning your whole life for something you will never have. and growing to live with the grief #embedded in it. YEAH. #my art #zelink #the legend of zelda #link #tloz #loz #zelda #tloz fanart #loz fanart #oot zelink #ocarina of time #ocarina of time fanart #tloz oot #the legend of zelda fanart #the legend of zelda: ocarina of time #legend of zelda #legend of zelda fanart #zelda fanart #zelink week

[sableeira]

Do you care for a cigarette?

#I wanted to reuse a color palette from last year that I loved and this is the result ^_^ #actually part of a larger project but life makes me incapable of drawing rn #so have this completed piece of an uncompleted whole for now! I will probably repost it once I’ve got the rest #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bsd fanart #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #bsd dazai #you can probably guess who he is looking at 🤭 #I promise the perspective /doesn’t/ make more sense with the rest of the artworks. I found cool pose refs and thought: why not #my art

[maeo-png]

Of course it's fucking THESEUS

okay. i havent shut up about the greek myth aspects of Simon's story and i wont stop now. At first it was a statue of Persephone in the garden, with it's head replaced to be Betty, giving the implication that Betty is the Persephone to Simon's Hades, and it was Simon's status as an antiquarian. and now we've gotten Simon being a huge nerd and bringing up Theseus completely unprompted (so real)

a bit of context in case you need it, Theseus was one of those greek "legendary Heroes" (Achilles, Heracles, etc.), and previously King of Athens, but had managed to dodge most bad things that happen to Greek heroes. he was just stupid and i guess they took pity on him.

The Ship of Theseus or "Theseus' Paradox", which I'd imagine all of tumblr knows by now, but if you don't, is the question on whether if a ship, specifically Theseus', is still the same ship after having all of its parts replaced exactly. To me this makes for such an obvious connection to Simon. Simon's story factors around identity, first and foremost. (yknow. "I Remember You" and all that?) The concept of not knowing what you are fundamentally was originally Ice King's thing, as his previous life as Simon was essentially history. But now that's being brought to Simon. and Simon has the lucidity to process what that means for him.

#on a looser connection #people telling simon to look forward. #whats with you looking back simon? #is there a lover disappearing? #anyway hahaahahh #adventure time spoilers #adventure time #fionna & cake spoilers #fionna and cake #do you think we'll get an odysseus connection soon? with the whole “smart guy misses his wife” thing? #or an icarus connection? #is him putting the crown on the same as flying too close to the sun? #also i'd totally mention simon and theseus both having a burning love life but “burning” means two totally different things for both of the #kind of #both of them have an ex that turns into a divine being because of a being of madness #i guess they have that in common? #somewhat? #anyway im gonna read up on heracles and see if i can associate any of it with finn.

[deimcs]

Mystra has dictated the terms of my potential for long enough. The Crown would grant me control of my own destiny at last.

#bg3edit #galeedit #baldursgateedit #gamingedit #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #edits #giffing this man dumping my tav in the very last few second of my second pt just to cope #the funny thing is that varian is 100% on board with the fuck you mystra train #cause it's the exact same way he felt about lolth all his life #but i guess if you tell gale even ONCE that maybe the crown shouldn't get back to mystra #and then try to dissuade him from the whole goodhood powertrip last second this is the result #I WAS SO READY FOR THE MARRIAGE PROPOSAL AND I GOT A BREAK UP INSTEAD #but i'm not even mad about it. you do you baby boy. #get drunk on power and wreak havoc on earth. might as well #ascended!astarion has the funniest reaction to this scene tho #i wanted to add it but he's wearing the ugliest helm on the planet so i didn't

[fernsnailz]

THE LONG AWAITED SEQUEL.... Dance in Fire 2 is out NOW!!!

well, no one asked for it, but i've finally finished the sequel to my mildly successful sonic fanzine DANCE IN FIRE. featuring more "team dark content," this technically counts as a zine. hey wait what's Vector doing here

READ IT HERE ON ITCH.IO!!! it's free. can you imagine if i charged money for this lol

now go read DANCE IN FIRE... 2!!!!!!!!!!!

#hi. i came up with this literally this morning. go check it out to see the craziest plot twist of your whole damn life #fern's sketchbook #<- i GUESS this is going in my art tag LMAO #dance in fire 2 #sth #(this is an april fools bit btw)

[seventh-fantasy]

我还道方兄与李兄乃是至交，没想到和阿飞兄也是如此默契。

DI FEISHENG and FANG DUOBING | 莲花楼 Mysterious Lotus Casebook

#莲花楼 #mysterious lotus casebook #asiandramanet #dailyasiandramas #asiandramasource #cdramagifs #cdramanet #cdrama #difang #xiao shun yao #joseph zeng #lhlgifs #jielin's edits #my posts #hello difang nation. my humble contribution #FINALLY. A WHOLE NEW WORLD HAS BEEN OPENED WITH 2160P SOFT SUBS #WHO WAS I WHAT WAS MY LIFE BEFORE IT. i'm not crying over my dihua sets (lying and crying) #one thing about me is i guess i am defenceless against 不高兴和没头脑 a dynamic so old but gold #two men brought together by their common love for another man. 有本土狗爱的味道 #阿飞撞飞小狗ヽ(*≧ω≦)ﾉ #我是举笛花大旗的 不过老笛和小狗在一起的时候的那个宠溺感 请看看他对小宝稍微挑眉的那幕😔👌 （有时对花也是 所以我很想相信老笛本质上是个温柔的人 #其实老笛原本不屑和小宝打架的可是就被他的节奏代跑了 才有了狼狗和奶狗xxj式的掐架 #然后小宝放下成见 想要感化老笛 逐渐到会想要保护照顾他 信任他让他做自己 #是个双向成长的感情 #真的太香了 你说能不嗑吗😔👌 #如果说花花把老笛困在了过去 那小宝是最有可能把他带到未来的人 #老笛昏过去了花花都不去接相信小宝会接的👍 小狗看起来就是要给人宠的花花就让笛盟主接手👍 #笛方的本质是笛方花 可以独自美丽但是永远离不开花 花花对他们的爱的延续是他们之间的爱 #（我已经语无伦次了ojbk 我现在很需要笛方的代餐饿到要昏过去了55555 #finding a really good caption for these two was hard.

[skneees]

the butcher, the baker, the fabled king-maker

#guess who i started watching #bdoubleo100 #bdubs #bdubs fanart #bdoubleo fanart #hermitcraft fanart #hermitblr #my art #threw my own hcs in there teehee #love the idea that he leaves mossy footprints wherever he goes #also yk the whole idea that each hermit’s chat is different? #yeah his chat are little moss balls that follow him around #he’s explaining whimsy bro #this is kinda a combo of his life and hermit skins but im pretty happy with it!

[notachair]

thinking about how Sypha described Alucard like a "cold spot in a room" in S2, and Alucard showing up at the end of Nocturne S1 looking all desaturated, though yes ethereal, but also in a sense cold and ghostly, all buttoned up at the front. Sypha saying his sadness being like an icy well. And here he'd been so soft and happy by the S4 finale 😭 I'm nervous- but excited. And I fear the new groupie got some walls to tear down

#pleasepleaseplease don't allow him to just be all professional and impersonallll #like his voice isn't completely dispassionate. and I feel like some of this attitude must be from his age and experiences. #like there's a sense of maturity and security as well. just- yea. #I wonder if the series will touch more upon alucard's vampire side now and how he feels about it... he's looking the part #and he's beyond a normal human life time by far #I'd enjoy it. #he's had some more experience plotting against vampires tho I guess. considering the whole “we need a plan” thing with the group but they #did succeed making a more proper plan at the end 👍 regardless of its failure. that's just one of the canon events #castlevania #castlevania nocturne #nocturne spoilers #my rambles #castlevania spoilers

[lunarin64art]

That feeling when he can't stand to see you that way, no matter what you do, no matter what you say😩😭💔

#scott pilgrims precious little life #scott pilgrim vs the world #spvtw #spto #scott pilgrim #wallace wells #lisa miller #scollace #kim pine #natalie adams #envy adams #don't rlly know if I like how this turned out but oh well;;; #hope its obvious that this is based on the song “Scott Pilgrim” which the creation the comics were inspired from #the lyrics always make me think of Wallace and Lisa's feelings for Scott every time I hear it #ofc you could also relate it to Kim especially since the singers voice kind of reminds me of her #but overall the lyrics fit these two much better since Scott never truly “saw them that way” despite how long they've liked him #and they always seem happier to see him compared to Kim #Im surprised tho that I havent yet seen anyone draw these two together now that their dialogue parallels have been acknowledged more lately #also tho I wish more people pointed out that they both got cucked by red heads LOL #and Kim and Envy actually do look really similar when scott first meets them #makes me wonder if Scott subconsciously went for Envy since she reminded him of Kim (which would be fitting given that you could argue that #Envy dated Scott because he reminded her of Todd. Since he and Scott are confirmed to be meant to be seen as similar to one another #so much so that even their first and last names rhyme #last thing I'll add tho is that while Wallace and Lisa are very similar even personality wise #the one big difference is that despite that whole conclusion on vol4 of Scott not cheating on Ramona with Lisa because he loves her #the writers apparently think it would be “organically correct” for him to have an affair with wallace LMAO #but I guess we shouldn't be surprised since Wallace and Ramona are both in the front of the official valentines art which is clearly #a deptiction of Scotts wet dream or smth (oh and you could also argue that Wallace and Lisa parallel on that art since they're both #shirtless with white socks.. which could be a reference to how lisa wears skimpy clothes for Scott and Wallace often only wears boxers #to like sexually frustrate Scott for fun or smth

[shmorp-mcdurgen]

May or may not be getting into Half Life so here's a sketch of Gordon to like. see how he looks in my style mainly

#Half life #HL1 #gordon freeman #shmorps art #its funny cause. I don't really care much about Half Life 2. I care SPECIFICALLY about Half life 1 (1998). and thats about it #Thus I don't know a whole lot of lore so like #bear with me I guess

[raionmimi]

Reenactment of the dumb bitch living in this house (me)

#queen mebd #fgo #fate grand order #cu chulainn #hero my love: my dear antagonist #in my defense #ive ignored dishwashers my whole life and usually handwash everything #Fuck me for not realizing dish soap doesn't mean dishwasher soap I guess😭