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razorbleeder · 1 year
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Happy 4/20
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ihatebnha · 2 years
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can i just add that i effing hate when people give very specific traits to the reader? like moles in certain places, obvious hair lengths/styles, music/film tastes, physical habits (like scrunching your nose every time you laugh), loving or hating certain foods (or—god forbid—being explicitly allergic to certain foods), etc etc.
like, if there's one thing that can take me out of a fic at the speed of light, it's that shit.
because i'm just like, "that ain't me, chief".
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I believe these are meant to be a pair? Forgive me if not. I actually feel sorta bad about continuing this conversation after yesterday, but FUCK IT WE BALL LOL, and. I agree with this!!!
For me, it's definitely one of the more easy things to ignore (esp. if it's only mentioned once and then never again)... but like, it's soooo obvious when the trait is specifically highlighted that it was only put in because the author wanted to talk about that specific detail itself.
AND YES, it's definitely pick-me!!! Like they wanted to be noticed for something unique so badly, to the point where the info was added unnecessarily. Like, people always talk about how they don't want a fic to be too dry... but what about the people who actually... don't mind or prefer that, at least for the sake of believability. 
It’s okay not to be special, LOL, and feels better than making someone tolerate something weird just so you can get off to feeling special for it... but I guess, I can't really say that because what is reader insert fiction without that? ANYWAY.
This was years ago, but I think the weirdest one I ever saw/read... was a fic where the reader was insecure of their venus dimples. HELLO?
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dykeishh · 19 days
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lessons in lust
ellie williams x fem reader
synopsis: ellie meets with her hot tutor for calculus and somehow ends with an anatomy lesson! 
CW: 18+ MINORS DNI, dealer!ellie (throwback asf), tutor!reader, slightly dom!ellie, cunnilingus, public sex (they don’t get caught tho), a bit of teasing, both reader and ellie are just sluts basically. not proofread :3
a/n: heyyy the way i wrote this in literally 2023 and it's just been in my notes… hence slight dealer!ellie appearance LOL its also barely relevant to the story but I just think tutor!reader x dealer!ellie is a hot pairing. also ellie being lowkey dominant in this is so funny cuz i'm really in my sub!ellie era… but its still hot honestly. anyways hope y'all enjoy!
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ellie sighed as she looked at her current course score, knowing she was about to fail her calculus class if she didn’t start getting decent grades soon. she cursed herself for picking astrophysics as a major, recalling how she ‘thought it sounded cool’ and failed to consider that she would need to take difficult math classes.
she didn’t hate it, but she was falling behind as she allowed her ‘business’ to take up most of her time. it was easy to get caught up, and she was pretty proud of herself once the money really started raking in, but was quickly humbled when she remembered she couldn’t afford to retake a foundational course to her major. 
that was how ellie found herself tapping her shoes against the library chair, waiting for her calculus tutor to arrive. she blew out a sigh from her pursed lips as she scrolled mindlessly through her phone, in a daze—so much so that she hadn’t noticed you walk up to the round table until you said, “hi, are you ellie?”
she looked up, a bit startled by your voice in the quiet library, especially because she had picked a spot in the back, away from other people and their chatters. 
she took a second to respond, partially because she had expected some kind of geeky math nerd to be her tutor--especially since it was through the school. however, the main reason for her delayed response was because she knew you.
well, knew is an overstatement, you were a bit of a crush that ellie had in one of her classes. she had never made a move to talk to you, but she often indulged herself by staring at your legs, barely covered by the short skirts you wore to class, and fantasizing about the sounds you’d make with her face between them. she noticed you were wearing a similar skirt today and her mind already started racing, but she quickly snapped out if it. 
“hi, yeah that’s me.”
“i’m y/n, i’ll be working with you today,” you said, smiling at her. she felt her heart rate increase, but she made sure to play it cool. “oh, nice, thanks.” you gave her a slight smile aam pulled your chair in next to her. 
“so, where should we start?”
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after several minutes of going over the subjects taught in the course, ellie’s mind had started to wander back to your short skirt and your words faded into the background as she wondered how quiet she could be while fucking you in the library. you can feel her eyeing you up as you spoke, and try to keep your voice steady regardless of how nervous she’s making you feel. how are you supposed to teach her while she’s practically undressing you with her eyes?
“so, can you show me how you could solve this kind of problem?”, you ask. after a few moments of silence and ellie scratching her head, you giggle, noticing she looks a bit spaced out.
“jeez, am i that boring of a tutor that you’re zoning out?”, you tease. she chuckles and shakes her head, “no, not at all. these kinds of problems just confuse me is all, i really don’t know where to start.”
you scoot your chair closer to her and aren’t sure if you imagine hearing her breath hitch. 
“okay so, show me exactly where you’re having problems."
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“holy shit. you’re a fucking genius. or a saint. both—whatever. i can’t believe i actually understand this,” ellie scoffs in disbelief. 
you smile at ellie and and shrug, “you had it in you. sometimes it just takes a bit of a push. i’m sure you’ll do great on your tests.”
ellie looks at you with a suddenly soft expression, suddenly realizing her appreciation for your help and being so patient with her. she also realizes that she might have a thing for nerds. she would be lying if she didn’t find your intelligence extremely sexy, as if you weren’t already hot enough.
“so, how am i going to repay you for this, y/n?” she asks, leaning towards you and brushing a hair out of your face. 
you let out a shy laugh at her sudden boldness, caught off guard by the cute girl’s fingers brushing against your skin. 
funnily enough, you had heard about ellie before. there was a small number of queer students on campus, and an even smaller circle of queer girls. and as it usually happens, lots of you knew of each other. in fact, you and ellie were both hooking up with the same girl, which was how you knew about her. just based on this, you assumed she was a bit of a womanizer, and her obvious flirting with you now seemed to align with this idea. 
but you aren’t put off by this—in fact, it only makes her more intriguing to you. behind your studious math-nerd image, you aren’t all that innocent either. 
“please, i already get paid to tutor. i’m just doing my job, so you don’t have to thank me any special way,” you reply, amusement laced in your tone.
“i know i don’t have to,” she states simply, “i want to. you helped me out, and i think it’s only right that i return the favor.” as she says this, ellie places her hand on your thigh, slowly moving it up as she looks into your eyes, waiting for a reaction. 
you raise an eyebrow at her, but once you smirk, ellie knows it’s game over. you lean in forward and lower your voice. “y’know, i think you might be right. i did, after all, save your grade in this class didn’t i?” 
you decide you’ll play along and see where this goes. after all, she was fucking hot. when she smirks at your response, you almost start drooling. 5 minutes ago, you were focused on integrals, but now all your brain can think is how fucking badly you want those long fingers to keep moving up your leg. 
“so how exactly are you going to repay me?” you ask, although you already had an idea of what she had in mind. 
even though ellie was hoping for this situation, she couldn’t believe you were actually down. when she realizes this, it goes straight to her clit. was she really about to fuck her hot tutor? 
ellie suddenly starts lowering herself under the desk.
“i think i can help you better down here.”
you just about come right in that moment, looking down at her mischievous green eyes from beneath you. your breath hitches and you look around to make sure that nobody is watching. 
“fuck. that’s so hot. okay… you just-you have to tell me if i’m being too loud, okay?”
ellie nods and can’t seem to wipe that smirk off her face as she crawls forward and positions her face so she could look under your skirt. you spread your legs slightly for her access and you can immediately feel her hot breath on your inner thighs, causing you to shudder. she looks up at you, making direct eye contact as she leaves wet kisses on your thighs, teasing you, even in this moment where she should be going quickly as to not get caught.
you bite your lip when she drags her middle finger over your clothed heat, then slowly rubs your clit through the pink fabric. you hear her curse to herself and you feel yourself getting wetter as each excruciating moment passes. after a few moments, she pulls your panties to the side to view your soaked pussy. 
“you’re already so wet,” she quietly groans. you almost whine when she brings her mouth so close to your center, looking up at you from her hooded eyelids and just holding herself there to tease you just a little bit longer. 
ellie takes a mental snapshot of your desperate expression as you look down at her, with your lips between your teeth and eyebrows furrowed. but she can’t wait any longer herself. needing to taste you, she licks a long strip from up your pussy and you immediately find yourself choking back a moan. 
ellie seems pleased by your reaction and starts leaving wet kisses on your clit, sucking lightly as she pulls away and alternating with gentle flicks of her tongue. its driving you absolutely crazy how gentle and slow she’s being, and you start to roll your hips to satiate her relentless teasing. she knows that it’s not enough but she’s also aware of how much more wet it’s making you. 
she sucks a little harder on your clit and your head falls back as you gasp in pleasure. then she pulls away, lightly smacking your thigh. 
“uh uh, keep looking at me. i want you to watch me while i make you feel good, baby,” she murmurs before she dives back in.
you pull your head back down to watch her with your mouth slightly agape and see her low-lidded eyes are clouded with lust. your back arches as you feel her the pressure of her tongue increase and watch her bob her head up and down under your skirt. ellie isn’t holding back and you can hear the messy, wet noises her mouth makes against your cunt in the quiet library. everything about the situation was borderline pornographic, and you almost feel dizzy from how much it was turning you on. without stopping her mouth movements, you feel her one of her fingers rub against your entrance before plunging deep into your cunt, causing you to let out a little moan. her eyes flick up back to yours, giving you a dangerous look as a warning. one of your hands clasps over your mouth to muffle your sounds as best you can. 
“feels good, doesn’t it?” she whispers, and you nod in response, causing her to tsk at you. “i want to hear you say it. tell me how good i’m making you feel,” she demands, slipping in a second finger. 
when you remove your hand, you accidentally let out another small whimper, and you respond as best as you can, “it f-feels so good. fuck, it’s too good,” you whisper, eyes rolling back into your skull.
satisfied with your answer, she reattaches her mouth to your clit and sucks harshly, forcing you to bite your fingers to hold back your sounds. her fingers speed up as well, and you can hear the lewd sounds of your wetness even louder now. you’re getting dangerously close, and she can tell by how your insides clench around her fingers. 
“s-shit, i’m close, ellie,” you half-whisper, half-whine. 
“i know, baby.”
she continues her assault with her tongue and fingers, doing her best to drive you crazy. she can feel her own wetness growing between her legs as she listens to your muffled sounds. when she sees your face, all fucked out and desperate, she nearly cums on that alone. “you gonna come for me?”
“mhmm,” you whimper, unable to respond properly as your mind and body are completely clouded with pleasure. your hands find her hair, needing somewhere to grab as the intensity became too much for you, causing her to moan into you, and the vibrations of her voice push you over the edge.
your body freezes up completely for a moment, then jolts as your release hits you, hard. you can’t help but moan and your legs shake as she keeps her pace, prolonging your orgasm for as long as she can. when the overstimulation becomes too much, you push her head away from you causing her lips to detach from you with a pop. you gasp for air and your body trembles as you come down from your high. 
when your vision unblurs, you see her still between your legs, lips and chin covered in a combination of your wetness and her spit, and watch her smirk before she cleans her fingers off with her mouth. it’s the most erotic view you’ve ever seen—you could cum a second time.
she helps you put your panties back on and slowy rises from under the table, looking around to make sure the coast is still clear. she chuckles when she sees you still slumped in your chair, recovering and wraps her arm around your waist to help you up. 
“how was that for repayment?” she teases.
you chuckled, still out of breath, and hoped that she’d be setting up more sessions with you in the future.
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newtser · 1 month
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THE PRETTY BOYS
Some traditional art I made on a road trip cuz I’m bored asf, hopefully this will suffice for my absence from the fandom‼️ imma try to be active again
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filmofhybe · 6 months
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Hellooo!! Could you do enhypen doing try not to kiss challenge with their s/o? Tyy!! Have a nice day.
no kisses?
pairing : ot7! x afab reader! genre : fluff warning : kissing ? a bit of swearing & begging , 770 words
a/n : requests are now opened again! Feel free to leave any ideas / rant I’ll try my best to answer them all <3
> masterlist to all my other works
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にしむら りき Nishimura Riki + 성훈 Sunghoon + 박종성 Park Jeongseong
the mfs that would give you that “you think you’re funny?” Look. Like why do you want to do the try not to kiss challenge?!? Will start saying stuff like “oh you don’t want my luscious lips now?”. TEASING YOU CUZ YOU WERE TEASING HIM. Just don’t do this challenge with him cuz he won’t kiss you back unless you do. (Actually takes this game seriously lol)
“babe let’s do the try not to kiss challenge!” He flashes you the “you think your funny?” Look.
“what is just for fun! Come on!” You kept begging him. To be honest you don’t even know why you want to do the challenge. You are absolutely addicted to his pink rosy lips. But I guess you were just bored and needed some entertainment.
“Don’t cry to me when you want my kisses. Loser pays for the dinner tonight.” You both made a deal before minding your own business. About 3 hours has gone by, and you desperately need his lips on yours. You know you shouldn’t have done this challenge because he kept teasing you with comments.
“bet you miss my lips right now haha too bad..”
“my lip balm be tasting real nice right now. Wanna guess the flavor?”
“my lips be glossy asf!!”
acting all zesty to get your attention😭
Sad to break it to you, you lost the game because after 5 minutes you dashed your whole body on top of his and kissed him deeply. You can feel him smirk into the kiss like “haha I win!”. Pulling you closer as he wrap his arms around your waist.
“I know you can’t resist me. I don’t even know why you even try..”
“Shut up what do you want for dinner..?”
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심재윤 Sim Jaeyun + 정원 jungwon
the ones that will participate but will give up 5 minutes in. You will try persuading him to continue but they will start pouting cuz they want to kiss you so bad. Like cling onto you for the rest of the night because you will give him kisses on his face. Yeah they are a big baby when it comes to this.
“love let’s do the try not to kiss challenge!” He doesn’t understand why your so excited for this. Isn’t it suppose to be a horrible thing to not receive kisses? Well too him it is.
“uh..why would we be doing this?”
“Because it’s fun! Let’s see how long we can last okay?” 5 minutes later your lovely boyfriend is now pouting, begging you to stop this challenge because he can’t stand your lips not being on his. He’s so addicted to them he can’t even last 5 minutes without it.
“Please baby I need your lips on mines… is been too long…”
“sweetie is only been 5 min-” he pulls you into his lap before you finish speaking. His lips on yours, tasting your sweet cherry lip gloss that got him so tempted to kiss you.
“You need to stop with all these bullshit challenges cuz what are you tryna do to me…?”
“oh..no-nothing…”
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희 승 heeseung + 선우 Sunoo
the ones who just laughs after you suggested it cuz bro ain’t participating in these challenges. HE THINKS IS STUPID. They just ignore you if you keep asking. Will 100% kiss you before you can even start the challenge. They just don’t like doing these type of challenges because he wants your attention 25/8 as well as your kisses so there’s no point.
“Hey love! Wanna do the try not to kiss chall-”
“No. End of discussion.”
“WHAT? I didnt even Finish my sentence.”
“baby you know you will fail so I don’t even know why you wanna try.”
“but-” you got cut off when he smashes his lips against yours. Kissing the corner of your lips before pulling away.
“See you can’t even last 5 minutes if we did the challenge..” now he’s the one laughing because of your shocked expression your face. Totally not expecting him to kiss you out of nowhere.
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mochikofi · 9 months
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Hello can give crush edward cullen x f!reader headcanons please 🙏 😊
Crush - (Edward Cullen)
Pairs: Edward Cullen x Fem! Reader.
Summary: Having a crush on Edward Cullen is not easy, especially when he have alot of fan. But you can't help but think of him all the time.. but little did you know, that the boy you like is a mind reader.
Headcanon! Kind of crack? And kind of oneshot?? Idk but i hope ya like it.
Note!: Bella's gonna be your cousin in this one. And bella is gonna be a bitch in here(I'M SORRY). Also omfg i love the cullens and the volturi so much their so PRETTY-
(sorry if y'all don't like it 🫠🫠)
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Having a crush on Edward Cullen is not easy.. especially when he have alot of fans, including your, oh so great cousin.
But that doesn't stop you! I mean, it's not wrong to imagine right? But nah Edward always reads your mind and is interested in your thoughs about him.
He always caught you staring at him so you tried to stare less so you wouldn't be embarrassed.
But you just can't help it, the Cullen's and the Hale's beauty is just so eye catching to the point that you can stare at them all day and not get bored. You mostly stare at edward tho.
You we're just walking and thinking about Edward until a pixie haired girl came to you and popped out of nowhere.
"Hello! I'm alice, it's nice to finally meet you!"
Wait? "Finally"? Did you hear her right?? Well of course being you, you decided to shrug it off and talk to her.
"Hello, I'm (y/n). It's nice to meet you too..?" That sounded more like a question to you.
And alice being the sweet girl she is, just pulled you into there seat and made you sit next to Edward like wtf?
What happened to hello? Hi? I mean, it did happen but like.. who the heck pulls someone and make them sit next to their crush?? Well, apparently Alice.
And you being the lover girl, freaked out. In your head of course. Being next to your crudh is nerve wracking. Your palms we're kind of sweaty so you hid them inside your pockets. (Pockets are the best fr.)
And Edward being the little emo shit he is, reads your mind and tries not to smile. And of course, he already knows you're his soulmate. But what was he gonna do? Tell you that you're his soulmate and you should live with the Cullens?? No lmao. But it will happen in the future cause alice said so.
And jasper being the nice vampire he is, made you calm like a water and you don't even know how. You think He's just.. like a capybara i guess.
But Bella had to ruin the moment cuz Rosalie was supposed to talk to you 🙄. This actually made Rosalie mad ngl and emmet had to pull her back. And Rosalie being the queen she is glared at Bella.
Well, of course Bella tried to pull you back but not on Alice's watch. They had a pulling competition and boy.. your arms hurt asf. And alice won ofc.
And you being a teenager who's crush is beside her, switched side and became quiet cuz you're afraid they will judge you. And ofc they won and made you talk and laugh.
You we're talking with Emmet and rosalie with random things until your eyes decided to land on Edward who was smirking st you with his handsome face of his.
You quickly looked at someone else before you become a tomato, and of course, you're mind is full of Edward.. atp it's just normal for him to read your mind.
And school was a little shit so cafeteria break was over not until Edward grabbed your hand with his. You hoped that you're not burning rn cuz your mind is going wild.
"we have the same schedule, do you want to walk to class together?" He said with his voice that can make girls weak.
"yeah." Yeah?? Just a yeah?? Well don't blame our poor main character, everyone will relate to this. We don't trust our voice.
You and eddie boy just walked together in class, holding hands. Your mind still going wild. And Edward just smiles like he's a saint.
And oh boy, you can feel Bella's stare 💀. But you couldn't careless, i mean who wouldn't want to miss the opportunity to sit and hold hands with their crush?
To your surprise, this happens everyday. The Cullen's/Hale's just treat you like you're a part of their family (The swans can't relate.) And Edward being the gentleman he is, confesses to you that he's a vampire and your soulmate and all that.
But you couldn't care less about the vampire thing, as long as they don't kill you. But the soulmate part got you wildin. And Edward being the little shit he is, reads your mind and tells your that your imaginations with him are cute.
You almost passed out.
Like wtf? I mean they are a vampire... But wtf he have been reading your mind ALL THE TIME?? Nahh the embarrassment bro.
But you still accepted Edward. And esme being the good mother she is asked you to move in with them cuz they know all the tea you got with the swans and how they treat you like you don't exist.
And you being the lover girl accepted. Who wouldn't want to live in a mansion full of hot vampires bro.
Their actually surprised that you're kind of hyper during the night like wtf. Emmett always makes fun of you 😭😭
But like, serious talking bro Edward is head over heels like you. This boy like to feel you, like literally feel. Both of you are kinda clingy to each other, but Edward sometimes questions your mentality.
"i wish i could go inside your skin so i can hug you." - (You)
"and i thought I'm the only one who needs a therapist." - (Edward)
Bonus!
Bella gives you the side eyes with her "friends" and she even tried to steal Edward like wtf.
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dinaanana · 3 months
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Them with a Teenager Reader:
Synopsis:How would They Act around Youngest member of their Organization
DoA X Teenager!reader (Platonic!)
Fluff/Crack
Written by a minor.
Fyodor Dostoevsky
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( Pretend your Ability is Telekinesis)
Bro you're Annoying This Rat and It's so funny
Fyodor and Sigma are your Targets literally
You Get bored? Uncle Fyodor is there😍
You get Bored of Annoying Fyodor?
Auntie Sigma Is there 😍
(You barge in His Sky casino and Literally Scare everyone Away He chased u with a Mopper He also yells at u to stop Eating Casino coins or whatever they are called)
Anyways..this Isn't Abt sigma so
One day in DOA you were sitting on A couch Scrolling down your Phone on tiktok
You get bored And u Get an Idea!
You stand up From the couch and Went to The Crusty Rats Basement just to See him in His discord mod ahh sitting Infront of 100 Computer Screens
You lifted ur Fingers up And Made The mouse He was clicking on float above his Head.
He raised his brow and Didn't even Bother looking Behind him ''(Name)... give it back.''
''no you discord moderator lol'' You Cackled
''What the hell do u even do Sitting Infront of 100 screens doing Nothing'' you sigh
''Ohhhh Perhaps You Play Roblox?!''
He Sighs And grabs The mouse from ur Hands
''If so Whats Your Use-''
He closed the Door Infront of you.
Bonus
If you are a High Schooler he helps u Out with ur Homework And U get the top scores I mean this man Smart asf
Sigma
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Omg.
He's done With you
You Literally Barge Into His Sky Casino Yelling And scaring literally Every worker and customer Away
He drags u away in his Office just to Scold u You hear Nothing cuz u Were wearing Airpods.
He snatched them Away from u and Almost broke it You Hit him..
He had a huge ass Bump on his Forehead after that for like 1 week (Nikolai made fun of him and praised you)
He thinks Maybe ur demonic Behavior is because of Ur Puberty since ur Still a teenager or? does this dude even know What puberty is? did he even hit it himself? Idk
All aside you Guys Are besties (He doesn't Approve that) ''What is Bestie?'' He asks and u explain it
''oh ok .um Betsie..'' ''Its bestie Sigma'' you Sigh
''oh''
He orders Some Food and Drinks for u When ur Hungry and you don't Pay ofc It's his casino He owns everything duh
You drink Iced coffee With him everyday You order Funny Straws To drink the coffee with
You even drink hot Drinks With a straw (I do that lol) He looks at u With Surprised face ''umm (Name) They don't drink Hot drinks with a Straw..''
''They don't? I do..''
One Time u were Trying to drink ur Hot chocolate with a Straw It was really hot so u tried to swallow it Slowly U ended up swallowing the whole Thing and Ended up Burning ur tongue and Choking
He panicked and almost fainted when u Almost died.
U help him out With his paperwork in his office too when he's too tired
You Draw on them Aswell☠️ he scolds u For it but u don't care.
Nikolai Gogol
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You Two are the silliest😍🥰
Both of u are crazy Maniacs (You are a Criminal Aswell)
You pull Pranks in sigma really often and he falls for it everytime
He Sometimes Sends u Yourself to Annoy sigma and Fyodor Because They don't Lash out On you like they do with him so..
U guys Also steal Things 🥰
You want new Iphone 16? let's go steal it
You want new Clothes? his Cloak is Right here
You want new PC? Just borrow it from Fyodor he has like 100 And Giving u one won't hurt Right?!
(y'all Steal it anyway and get away with Teleporting Away)
You guys Also Play Cards like Uno, Poker etc. with sigma ofc
Once you two were in Sky Casino and Got Bored so You suggested to play Mafia
''But we are 3...'' Nikolai makes :( face
''Dont worry,'' You stood up from the chair And Went Outside for a bit
You forced every Single one Of Customer and Employee of Sky Casino to play Mafia with you
And they did
Y'all made A bet whoever wins Everyone Gotta buy Them Food and Drinks for free
You won
You literally ate every Single Food and drink (Except alcohol) That existed and was made And you were full for 3 days straight .
Remember The scene when Nikolai was Cosplaying policeman ? Yeah U Were there too Wearing Same Uniform Like him Going out chasing People scaring the Dogs Off
You bumped into some 500 pound Man and He yelled at u And Insulted you
You kicked him in Balls and made him collapse and You got the crowds Attention
''How many Pounds Are you?'' You asked With a closed eye Smile At the man who Trembled with wide eyes
''like 500 Pounds No?'' You laughed
''Then I'll shot u 500 times in the head.'' Your smile dropped and Looked at him with full on serious mode.
And you Did shot him 500 Times you don't know because you didn't care To count.
U earned Gasps from the crowd
''Ate 😍😍''' Nikolai Clapped
And the Police Arrived (The real ones)
bowed like they do at the end of the Theater Yeah Infront of the crowd and teleported away with Nik.
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ccuniculusmolestus · 5 months
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Trip to Rome NSFW? I can't help but wonder if the revelation of the diary happened after they did it. I'M LIVING FOR THE ANGST
Ah yes, a fellow angst connoisseur! (Winterbunny fans, seek help) (/affectionate)
Also I rlly hope I amswer this ok I've written and deleted like 1920192 paragraphs bcd I wanna answer properly LOL
I'm working on a fic for this but I seriously don't know what order to put things in, or maybe I'm just lazy!!
I would like to think it makes most logical sense if:
They're fighting a lot during the Rome trip
A fight turns kinda steamy idk
They have a good night's sleep after thats over.
Henry's migraine has been coming on for a few days at that point but hits full force the next morning
BECAUSE Bunny is relatively more comfortable being closer to Henry now* he becomes even more entitled and snoops around for his diary cuz he's bored (I think Henry was bed ridden for a couple days at that point)
We all know, that like, Bunny didn't really care about the murder. I domt even think he cared about being left out. I think what REALLY got to him was the stuff Henry had written about him. We only know about "cuniculus molestus", which is relatively tame, but knowing the extent of Henry's annoyance with Bunny, I think its safe to assume he REALLY went in whenever he chewed Bunny out in his diary
Like, imagine you have a friend who you get very close to, thinking that you've made a nice connection with someone (which is rare for you). Then you start feeling like this friend, once you guys become close, is using you for your money. THEN this friend starts acting like an entitled brat and practically makes your life Hell.
I'm not saying Henry was obsessed to the point of just filling his diary with "raaarghhh i hate bunny he is so stupid dumb bitch" but whenever he WOULD write abt Bunny it would be callous, like, detached at best, cruel/insulting at worst.
*this is purely my headcanon, based on no like, factual evidence (yet) but I think Henry and Bunny were physically intimate way before the Rome thing, but they just never talked about it, or acknowledged it outside of the moment of close proximity (mainly because Bunny didn't want to face his possible bisexuality diagnosis and Henry just couldn't be arsed). Plus it happened rarely. I feel like they'd become more physically comfortable with each other immediately after they were intimate (caressing each others heads/petting one another, leaning on one another, like soft intimacy) but afterwards they'd kinda avoid one another for a few days, and especially avoid touching each other (like even the brush of a hand) because it would make Bunny uncomfortable (hes homophobic)
Based on this I think
Bunny felt even more entitled than usual to Henry's belongings and personal space, so he went snooping around his stuff when Henry was dead asf
Also, based on their already established intimacy, Henry mightve written some cruel things regarding the more intimate parts of their relationship/vulnerable aspects of Bunny.
Because I guess he was like, "Hes not ever going to read it so I can just vent my frustrations here) (WHICH, I had a whole theory a while back about how Henry intentionally left his diary around for Bunny to read....so maybe he wanted to get the ball rolling to have an excuse to get rid of Bunny) (that's a link)
But also. Theres another possible twist , like, what if Bunny found the diary first? And the fight that ensues after turns into something else purely because they're being vulnerable with one another in the moment.
Henry, in his desperation to get Bunny to shut the fuck up, and Bunny, in his explosive anger (also, cliche movie scene moment 🤓 Bunny won't shut up and Henry's afraid someone might hear them and he's also lowkey enjoying Bunny screaming at him (toxic) so he just grabs him and kisses him)
Honestly I wanna explore both scenarios in two separate one-shots BUT like, I don't wanna be repetitive w my fics like the people (my 2 readers) probably want something new (they don't care)
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carbonateds-oda · 1 year
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ada hcs cuz I’m bored and i miss them (spoilers !just in case)
ranpo likes to wear funky socks and the younger members like to guess which ones he’ll end up wearing that day
dazai likes to doodle on sticky notes and placing them everywhere (he was asked for a cow by kenji and he ended up sticking it on his forehead so there was just a day where kenji was walking around the agency w a sticky note on his face)
they all kept calling kunikida mom as a joke and one time he got so fed up he was like “the next person who calls me that is gonna get $100 taken off their paycheck every mothers day as compensation” the president somehow agreed and now dazai has to fork over $100 every may
kyouka and yosano have shopping days together and no one is allowed to interfere (they’re all too scared to anyway)
dazai has tried to convince everyone to start doing the cat pspsps thing to get atsushis attention (no one indulged him but the one time he tried it act worked and atsushi was too mortified to work after that so he’s not allowed to try again)
they taught kenji how to use a phone and now he sends everyone those facebook mom good morning images and inspirational quotes everyday
ranpo sends fukuzawa cat memes and he is just so confused abt it
yosano and dazai occasionally like to go out for drinks and they usually end up ranting abt mori (shamelessly pushing my yosano and dazai considering each other siblings after having to both deal w mori agenda) they sometimes invite kunikida and get him drunk for entertainment
haruno and naomi like to surprise the others with pastries as thanks for their work
everyone always finds it amusing how compliant dazai is towards ranpo and that he gen admires how smart he is esp since he used to avoid him like the plague back before anyone knew abt his pm days
junichiro and atsushi like to play board games together during breaks
kunikida has a whole stash of pens in his desk drawer cuz the others nvr know what else to gift him and he uses specific ones for different things
kyouka got into knitting and made everyone scarfs for their bdays
kenji noticed dazai getting rlly gloomy sometimes so he got him a tiny plant for his desk to take care of and keep him distracted
the president likes to take turns inviting each of them out for tea to make them more comfortable around him cuz he knows he looks intimidating asf
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scoups4lyfe · 2 years
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VegasPete and Stockholm Syndrome
Okay so….just obsessively scrolling through the KP and VP tags every Saturday I end up seeing everybody and their brothers takes. (And if not on Saturday then I will the entire rest of the week because I check that tag like checking the morning newspaper 🤪)
And seeing “Stockholm Syndrome” for the tv series (esp cause I read the VP side story lmaooo rip) really amused me for multiple reasons,,,
Lemme just start right from the bat and say that it is perfectly valid to be confused on Pete’s actions, especially as he’s been held hostage.
“Why didn’t he leave?? He should of left???”
Obv the thought process here is: Pete hates Vegas —> seen what Vegas goes through and empathized —> worries about his captor —> doesn’t leave when presented the option —> therefore he has Stockholm syndrome.
Mhm mhmmm I can understand how you could come to that conclusion. However, I firmly disagree. I saw a post that said they wanted to label Vegas and Pete’s relationship Stockholm sooooo badly but knew that wasn’t entirely it and that there was something more complex but they couldn’t understand what.
Haha let me explain to you just what that “what” is.
Having read the book, I have a bit more of a foundation when it comes to comparison, making it easier to see and understand the intent behind the way the Director and writers have adapted the novel into the series. I’m in the middle of writing an essay about these changes and why the tv show is hands down (no competition) a million times better (written) than the book.
In the book, yeah I would say Pete and Vegas have a Stockholm relationship. Hmmm maybe not even then? Because if we’re defining Stockholm as a coping mechanism of empathizing with the captor during times of stress and harm in order to help make it through a traumatic situation; then I say: So~so. See, Pete’s mindset in the book is completely different than it is in the series.
In the book there was no understanding for why Vegas is a fked up lil maniac. “Parental abuse? Tough, but people out there have had it tougher 😶✌️.”
That was Pete’s mindset.
It was really “well that sucks for you but I don’t care — cuz you’re a henious villain” thought process.
In fact Pete only started being nice to Vegas/doing what he said so that Vegas would get bored and either kill him or let him go. That’s it. That’s like 92% of their novel relationship. Pete being fake asf so Vegas would find him boring.
Even prior to being captor and captive Book!Pete could not and did not see behind Vegas’ mask. In his own thoughts during his time captive, he thinks about how he had always perceived Vegas as y’know “just some guy” even with Kinn/Tankhun’s warnings — these warnings being the only reason he knew to be wary of Vegas in the first place.
Chef’s kiss 💋 👌👌 to the show for the way they made specific and subtle changes from the source material that would greatly change the entire dynamic of all the characters and their relationships with each other. (But that’s an essay for a whole other day 👀)
Now, how did the show change Vegas and Pete’s relationship into something entirely new, even more fked up than it was in the narrative, and yet somehow a million times better?
Simple.
(1) Pete’s observation skills and ability to see through Vegas mask from the very beginning. AND his “there’s no heroes or villains” mindset
(2) Pete *choosing* to sneak in with the knowledge and preparation of his torture and death should things go wrong.
(3) The shared experience of both having abusive fathers.
(Pete being the more mature and introspective and aware one between the two, aKa giving Vegas some solid therapy and enlightenment.)
(4) The clippers that have been left in the room with Pete. These writers have been intentional to the *T* — if all these damn essays and meta aren’t proof enough to yall of that then 🤷 idk what else I could give to prove that to you.
(Listennnnnnn,,, you don’t have all these intentional choices for every little thing and then accidentally leave bolt cutters on set of an important scene. Would make no damn sense.)
(5) The hedgehog 🦔
(Vegas didn’t have a pet in the novel…not one I remember at least.)
(6) The Key 🔑
(7) Vegas not initiating the Kiss
Okay. All of the above 1–7 are just a few of the changes made that have major importance for both Pete and Vegas’ relationship.
With Pete being able to see under Vegas’ mask we know that Vegas’ fake masks don’t fool him. There’s something about Vegas that Pete can see through. So when Pete chooses to sneak into the minor family compound — vocally stating before he does it that he knows the consequences— this informs the audience that he’s prepared for them. For capture, torture, death. Which is why when Vegas comes in to torture him and Pete knows he’s foiled his plans and will most likely die? Dude has nothing to lose, so he’ll be damned if he’ll let Vegas see his fear.
Not only does this give Pete a lot more agency. (In the book it was just, wrong place, wrong time); but — as fked up as it is — it also lets the audience feel less bad when he does inevitably get caught / tortured.
It’s not that he asked for it, but at least he knew what was going to happen. An unsuspecting victim is a lot more pitiable than a suspecting victim. Especially if it’s a consequence of a choice he voluntarily made — compared to being forced to investigate via ‘boss’s order.’ So already the writers are setting us up to not hate Vegas as much as we would if Pete truly stumbled into the situation on accident.
Now one of the most important differences — that shared trauma of having an abusive father, and using it to relate to Vegas. Unlike Book!Pete, our Pete recognizes Vegas’ situation. He’s been in the same place — while having the actual affection of his grandmother to fall back on (which Vegas obv didn’t have); therefore he also understands why Vegas tortures him the way that he does — he understands that Vegas is only feeling pathetic and lousy and is taking that out on him.
But in that tender and melancholic moment when Vegas decides to be vulnerable after patching up Pete’s wounds, Pete talks to Vegas with an understanding only someone in his position (or a therapist lol) would have. Even then, objectively knowing something is different than having experienced it yourself. And it’s the fact that Pete’s *also* experienced that sh*t that lends credibility to what he’s saying — at least in Vegas’ eyes.
This is why Pete knows there’s no good or evil, hero or villain, black or white binary in this world.
Because when you get down to it: we truly are shaped by our environments and the things we experience as we grow (obv not ignoring genetics but that’s not the point). And it’s this reflective and mature/observational outlook that helps him empathize with Vegas.
More than empathize — it’s *this* outlook that helps Pete not hold lasting grudges or hate for past hurts.
It’s always easier to forgive someone when you know where they’re coming from.
And Pete never really took it personally (for the most part) considering Vegas is on an opposing side. When an enemy gets captured on the enemy’s base of course they’d get either killed or tortured, esp for information.
That’s not something special to Vegas.
Vegas refusing to kill Pete tho? Lol. That’s enough for a dislike to sour. But I don’t think it sours all that much once we put in the consideration of Pete’s observations recognizing what Vegas is — a victim of an abusive home/situation.
(Not that it excuses him, but nobody’s trying to do that here LOL.)
Now getting down to the nitty gritty.
The hedgehog, the key, and why Pete isn’t a victim of Stockholm syndrome.
First, I think the hedgehog 🦔 is very important because it gives the audience (and Pete) another reason to empathize with Vegas — humans might not mean sh*t to him, but he loves and takes care of his pets.
He loves something. He cares about something. This humanizes him.
And a small and fragile pet can often humanize a character more than a human. A real sicko kills animals. But Vegas’ care for his hedgehog 🦔 shows that he isn’t that. He’s human too—albeit a really fked up one, but human nonetheless. He’s capable of love too, but perhaps humans have hurt him so much that he knows only an animal would be something he can trust.
This kind of trust and love he can only find in animals is also a very isolating existence. It highlights just how trapped Vegas is — the Hedgehog is literally a mirror of himself and his situation.
Yes he cares for Macau — but it’s “easier” to care for a human than an animal. Easier to empathize with a human. So while yeah, his care for his brother, while subtle in the show, is important, it isn’t as important to the audience as his love for his hedgehog. Especially when it comes to convincing an audience to forgive a character’s past villainy and long list of crimes.
But here’s what’s really important — the key.
Vegas leaving the key there (intentional or not; but imo, I think it’s obv intentional. Dude is way too meticulous for that to be accidental), gives Pete the agency to either escape or stay.
This, again, helps the audience be more okay with the idea of the two of them ending up in a relationship. It’s one thing if Pete has no choice and goes along with things to survive or cope with trauma — but it’s entirely something else if he’s allowed to leave, but doesn’t.
But Pete’s reason for staying has to be rational in some sense so the suspension of disbelief doesn’t attack the audience going 900 mph on the logic freeway.
So him escaping but seeing Vegas sitting pathetically on the grass, alone in the dark, and holding his dead pet?
The person there isn’t the dude that tortured him. Naw, that part of Vegas — is the child trapped in a cage and left isolated in the dark while anything that had ever brought him light or comfort in his life leaves him. He may be sitting on grass, but for Vegas it could’ve been the equivalent of sitting on broken glass.
It’s such a stark difference too from the versions of Vegas Pete’s used to seeing. Yeah he had that conversation about dads last episode, but even then Vegas wasn’t totally broken and left in despair.
But this Vegas?
This Vegas was someone so broken he couldn’t even cry until Pete touched him to provide comfort.
This Vegas isn’t just a sharp edge that can cut you if you get too close, now’s he’s much too broken for that — and his sharp edge has twisted inward from attacking others to attacking himself.
At this point, Pete’s beyond empathizing with his captor — esp because he isn’t a captive here. He’s not chained anymore. Vegas has no interest holding him captive. Pete at any point after he got out of those chains could have left and Vegas would do nothing to stop him.
Vegas is broken. He’s depressed. And he’s numb because it hurts too much to do anything but sit in his own despair. Pete touching him in comfort might’ve opened the floodgates of that hurt, but that doesn’t mean it changed how Vegas felt. Dude is still in despair when he heads inside.
Anyways this is getting too long so I’ll make a part two — getting more particular in the psychology of why Pete stayed, and why he kissed Vegas.
Closing words to end on:
Pete doesn’t leave because he knows what it’s like, and he’s sees the humanity and pain in Vegas and he cares. He cares because no broken and abused kid should be left isolated in the dark, not even knowing how to cry. He cares because he wants to do for Vegas what his grandmother did for him. What he wished more people would have done when he was in that pain and darkness.
He cares because he looks at Vegas and he sees himself.
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Hello, you requested someone asking for your Swiss and Aeon HCs so here I am! Please, tell me all of them, I love reading headcanons for the ghouls
AHHHH OMG i swear every time someone asks me something that i know i know i forget immediately every time 😭
but also hiiiii! idk who u are cuz i've had a LOT of people pop up in my notes these past few days but like, hello!! :3
these definitely aren't all the ones i have bc these literally pop into my mind randomly throughout the day
also this is super long 😭
but uhmmm here u go :D
swiss stuff:
he's actually much more of a cat person than a dog person (he still likes dogs tho)
and like, don't get me wrong- he loves cats in general
but he loves the chaotic, crack head, stupid ones especially
they match his energy and he thinks they're super cute
i feel like he (along with mountain) were the types as kits to bring in random animals like raccoons, opossums, etc and then just carry it around
like bring the animals to [the] papa[s] and just be like "look what i caught! can we keep him?!"
he has a red lava lamp that he once got for christmas from sodo in his room but it doesn't work right bc he shook it up
as a kit, he used to google different ways to prank people and he'd go on chaos sprees (commonly joined by dew as well)
poor rain suffered the most of his antics
he wasn't really close with any of the ghouls or ghoulettes specifically when he was new to them
he still isn't
he loves all equally, even if the others aren't the same way
peed in a sink once when he was high + drunk
mountain's personal bedroom bathroom sink specifically
whenever he sees babies, he smiles big (it scares them sometimes)
used to have a major biting problem when he was younger
copia got him oral fidget toys
literally knawed on that shit constantly
likes the feeling of chewing rubber
has a very broad music taste
phantom/aeon stuff:
when he was newer and needed ppl around to make sure he wouldn't get himself in any kind of trouble, all of the ghouls and papa were busy
so they left him with the ghoulettes
and they all watched mean girls together
he genuinely really liked the movie
but he was really easily spooked when he was first summoned
so the part when regina george got hit with the bus jump scared him
secretly related to that one character who didn't go to the school in that scene in the gymnasium (i hope this is specific enough)
thinks liz gillies is super pretty
also has a very wide music taste
he and swiss have a playlist they made together on spotify of songs they like and it's so much shit mixed together it feels like a fever dream when u listen to it in order
has eaten bananas with peels on them a multitude of times
doesn't like oranges or limes
love lemons tho
once drank a thing of lemon juice in less under 10 minutes cuz he was bored
got sick asf
doesn't like headphones
he thinks they're too big so he prefers earbuds (wireless or wired doesn't matter to him)
had to get help from rain trying to figure out how bluetooth works
ended up teaching copia later
dew once dared him to drink two shot glasses worth of a mixture of hot sauce, mayo, peanut butter, and pickle juice for 20 monopoly dollars and phantom did it bc he thought it was real money
he doesn't mind most vegetables but he hates squash and zucchini, canned italian green beans, frozen carrots (he thinks they're soggy), and canned spinach
loves cranberries and cranberry flavored things
as well as pomegranate
isn't the biggest fan of cherries but loves the ones u get in jars for cheesecake toppings
bagel enjoyer
hates raisins
hates oatmeal
has thrown up numerous times after drinking cherry cough syrup
anywaysssss that's all i have for now :3
also i'm really sorry :( i know a lot of these are more like scenarios than HCs (i hope u still enjoyed tho!)
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jellybracelet · 6 months
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Senior prom was boring asf and they promised me a vegan meal but I got there and they didn't have anything and the salad couldn't even be made vegan so I got a refund on half of it LMAO. Cuz I'm that bitch
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klein-babylon · 4 months
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Wait I’m kind of a drama magnet a little bit I just accidentally created something. Between my sister and her housemate. No but it’s fucking DESERVEDDDD she was shit talking my sister saying some reallyyyy nasty things to my face and I was like “don’t speak about my sister like that. Cunt.” And opened her car door and jumped out while she was driving. HDJSKXKSJDJF. And her housemate is/was obsesseddddddd with me she thought I was so like… I don’t know.. but she wanted to be my best friend so badly. And I was always like ummm. Cuz she’s just the WORST… like social domination at all times, so insecure, overly sexual, boring asf. Will come in and be like tmi guys but my boyfriend made me cum in three minutes. And I’m straight up like oh I don’t care. *Continues reading my astrology book..*
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asteriaas-stuffs · 1 year
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Hii…Soo idk where to start. Day before yesterday i tried to enter void state and i fell asleep but at night when i was dreaming out of nowhere i became aware and saw black thingy then i suddenly remembered void and affirmed twice but idk what gotten into me and i felt bored asf then i moved open eyes and again slept.Can u plz tell what might be this? Again yesterday night before sleeping when i was affirming it was first time i got soo relaxed and cleared mind but there was soo much loud music outside that i got distracted while affirming for void and decided to fall asleep. I swear if it was silent outside i definitely would have made to void. Our month long vacation is ending and today i must get in void no matter what cuz my life is a mess.Pls scream at me for being such a lazy person😭
Lol SCREAM !!!!! BISH GET UP FIRST and start affirming . Yeah maybe you got in void because i had the same experience . Void is literally easy don't put in pedestal . AND I'M SCREAMING GET UP AND AFFIRM . THINK ABOUT DR and you feel lazy like bishhhhhh you still wanna live in your messy cr (ewwww) babe that's not how you do it . Good luck in entering void love and you will definitely come with success story . Don't forget to affirm and tell me success story . GET UP AND ENTER VOID 👹👹👹👹.
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fatwh0relmao · 2 years
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alright time for another vent + progress postttttt
ate like 2 hard boiled eggs my maid made me today, probs could have not eaten anything tho. I just feel bad when I don’t eat the food she makes cause like she works hard and stuff but tbh when I acc write that down it just sounds like an excuse. Most of the time I just find a way to dispose of the food she makes me but since it was just like 2 eggs today I figured it wouldn’t be that bad. Like ig I should just eat enough just to survive bc ljke what’s the point of being skinny if ur dead lmao. You could totally counter that with the “id rather die skinny than live fat”mentality which is like yeah that’s true too but dying isn’t my first priority rn. Like obv I’m depressed who isn’t on this app but I’d like to enjoy my skinniness when it comes preferably alive. But yeah what else have I done today? I walked for like 20 minutes (to my plugs house lmao) in like 45 c weather so not very fun. Another excuse I’ve been making for myself is that Im not exercising bc it’s hot asf where I live but like bro I could totes just workout in my room so that’s a dumb excuse. Oh yeah and I haven’t eaten anything else today besides the eggs butttt I did drink like a mix of 1 tbsp apple cider vinegar, 1 tbsp lemon juice and some water bc ljke I heard that’s good for weight loss. Anyways yeah I’m acc feeling rlly motivated rn I feel like not eating itself gives me something to do since I’m so fucking bored this summer. I usually travel to the us to see family over the summer but a bunch of stuff happened so I couldn’t. I don’t really enjoy going to the us since I go to the most boring place ever but like the food in the us is so good. Just like the shit they have at grocery stores omfg I cannot control myself there so maybe it’s a good thing I didn’t go. Tbh last summer I only gained like 1 pound from being in the us cause the only “us food” I would have would legit just be cherry coke I love that shit it’s so good. Idk if there’s a diet version of it but tbh if there was I still wouldn’t drink jt. Diet sodas taste nasty unlessssss it’s sugar free redbull that stuff tasted the exact same as reg redbull and it’s only like 20 calories. I feel like I’m gonna try to just post a long ass paragraph on here ranting abt my stupid life whenever I feel hungry as a distraction to not eat. I have not felt like eating today which is pog but I still wanted to write on here cuz like it’s funnnn and gives me motivationnnn. I’m totes gonna get bored later and write more but lmao. Anyways yeah I’m feelin good im chillin.
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tahdashi · 2 years
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Love that for u <333
My day was boring asf- I lazed around cuz I was tired because drama (a girl who, disclaimer, I’m not friends with, found out I didn’t like her and she made a whole argument abt it (she just annoys me and she kept asking personal questions abt me and crush guy and blamed it on her curiosity and she even pretended to have history with him and shit😭) and then, she says “you’ll see, theres nothing to not love abt me” which I found vv creepy and then she started being passive aggressive for no reason. And all of the sudden she just starts insulting me, calling me a bitch and how i was probably born in a trash can and that drugs were probably worth more than my “stupid ugly ass face”. But I think the funniest was when she said “insult me again and you’ll see” because she said “have you ever met grammar” and I responded with “yes but I think you haven’t” cuz she makes like a billion mistakes in her texts. I’m just stating the facts-)
Anyways it was absolutely hilarious and it made me laugh a whole bunch. She’s a very funny person <3
this girl sounds so fucking annoying :/// some people need to understand that they aren’t gonna be liked by everyone 🙀 how dare she insult your face >:( you’re so pretty i mean it !!!! every time i see you i’m in awe. pls that sounds so draining i hope the rest of your day was okay :(
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