seeing people comment on that first aid kit post like "what are you people doing that you need this" is so wild because like. i have a coworker who got her finger slammed in a door at exactly the right spot and angle to somehow pop the entire tip of her finger off. the whole joint just came apart! it's not like the door was sharp. she had her hand in the wrong place at the wrong time. sometimes you're trying to get the groceries inside and shit happens. injuries are not a punishment exclusively meted out to those that live dangerously.
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when everyone thought frenchie would secretly bring lucius food as he hid in the walls, but then we got frenchie sneaking izzy medicines, and something in the universe suddenly shifted.
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Steve and Eddie as a pairing is so incredible but also completely hilarious as a concept like. You go into their bathroom and there's 700 hair care products in there and a hair dryer with a bunch of customized attachments. Immaculate. Excellent. You go into their kitchen and in the pantry is one 8 month old can of ravioli and the fridge contains 2 individually wrapped slices of cheese.
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More of my Modern AU shenanigans featuring Achilles’ nose ring and a very grabby six month old lmao
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Iida: always bring an extra pair of socks with you just in case you fall into a fountain.
Mic: how many times have you fallen into a water fountain for this to be a relevant issue for you?
Iida: once, when I was 5. But if it happens again, I refuse to be unprepared
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Sometimes you just have to listen to the live version of a song and feel like you're ascending to godhood...
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kunikida: dazai that no-good bandage wasting machine-
ranpo: you keep extra bandages with you in case he runs out of his own and needs more quickly
kunikida:
kunikida: well yes but-
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Treatment <3
Speedran this drawing before school yesterday :)
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Loosely related but the villain fandom gorls would go nuts for R&B if they just gave it a chance
One day I'll open an ~in love with the badguy~ playlist and see some Ashanti tracks
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My dad was Bruce-ing again today.
Dad: Where are your keys? I'm gonna go put more air in your tire.
Me: I already filled it up this week.
Dad: Oh okay.
Dad goes upstairs for a second and comes back with a bag in his hand.
Dad: Here, take this poncho and put it in your glove compartment. In case you have to pull over in the rain, put it on so other cars can see you.
So then I took my new bright ass orange poncho to my car, bypassing the three water bottles my dad had stuffed in the door pocket as well as the emergency phone battery pack charger he stuffed in another pocket.
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everything i ever knew was shaped by you, my god, my guide, my family, my leader, too, but as the heavy hand came down, time and time again, i held my breath and stopped my tongue and wondered when
when would these bloody breathing walls fall and set me free, when would i be let to fly and get away from thee
just thinking about my personal headcanon for why hunter wears gloves... hope it's not too sad for you dhdhhdfh :')
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I know I haven't said much about it, but legitimately, "running away" was one of the most pivotal life decisions I've ever made. Probably THE first major life decision I've made, and also the best. If you have an opportunity to go, leave. Get out of there. If you are not safe at home, emotionally, physically, whatever, and you're able to leave, do it. It's going to suck such major ass for a while because you're going to have to deal with the scars they've left on you, but I wholeheartedly, full-throatedly, with-my-chest promise you that it is going to be better. You're going to be better. If you have the privilege of being able to escape, no matter how difficult it feels, then RUN.
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starting to realize peeling off several layers of my skin when stressed is actually becoming extremely painful and debilitating. oh well
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