fanart for this fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/39211962?view_full_work=true
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The previous governess had taught them a prayer which included the hope that some god or other would take their soul if they died while they were asleep and, if Susan was any judge, had the underlying message that this would be a good thing. One day, Susan averred, she’d hunt that woman down.
Terry Pratchett - Hogfather
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🌹: Jack, what on earth is that outfit supposed to be? You look like you’re headed to a party or something. It’s slovenly. Now button up your shirt!
🐺: Uh, looks like you're gonna be hitting up that party with me, Riddle Senpai! You're totally decked out with flowers right now.
🦈: Bwahahaha! You look sus as hell in those sunglasses, dude. They suit you to a T. Heh, this is great.
🐙: Look who's talking. If you went into town dressed like that, the crowds would part like the red sea with how sketchy that getup is.
🦇: What in the world just happened… Yuu! What about me!? How's my outfit, do I look cute!?
🦐: You look very cute, yes.
🦇: Oh, thank goodness. Crisis averted!
🐈: I know you’re always tryna look cool, Ace, but you really went off the deep end this time. Who do you even think you are, tryna pull off that tacky getup!?
❤️: The heck!? When the hell do I ever try and look cool? Besides, you’re one to talk. I bet if you looked up “tacky” in the dictionary there’d be a picture of those flaming red sunglasses next to it!
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i got shot and stabbed at least 8 times in my dreams last night that's a new record
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“They both get to sleep-in today”
(Click for better quality)
(WOW TUMBLR FUCKED UP THE QUALITY SO BAD WTH)
This is literally just an excuse for me to draw their bedroom.
Headcannons below 👇
-Clean and simple- Asa doesn’t like clutter.
-There’s a walk-in closet on the right of the mirror (you just can’t see it in my drawing lmao)
-Asa wakes up first to pull the curtains, letting the sun in. ( Not on weekends though, so Arkin does it instead )
-Random books Asa keeps stacked on the drawer are for a convenient selection to read before bed.
-Asa uses melatonin gummies to fall asleep easier.
-Arkin keeps post-it notes on his side of the bed to remind him of things to do, he also convinced Asa to put a plant in the room to make it a bit more interesting.
-Arkin is also the only one who needs an alarm clock to wake up.
-Arkin protests keeping *the tooth* on display so publicly, but Asa thinks it goes hand-in-hand with the Mantis.
-Pretty sure Asa vacuums their bedroom once every two days.
-The bottom drawer of their dresser is a collection of broken bed frames… due to their . . . activities (Wesley approves)
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Wait!! In an earlier post you said everyone was aggressive… especially Barnaby…
What happened when he woke up? Unless it’s a spoiler/ not ready yet, then forget this question!!
I hope you have a nice day/night though :3
that answer is indeed Not Ready Yet! but in short, he has a Really bad time after he wakes up. like, it's Rough rough for him. and before anyone asks - no, it's not because of the arm! that is something he can understand, even if its a lil unsettling. everything Else, however...
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I wrote out a long post about how exhausting it is to be online when everyone is so absolutely devoted to being negative about everything all the time. According to twitblr everything is the worst it's ever been, no victories have ever been achieved, and anyone who says otherwise or has any semblance of hope or joy in their lives is a naive idiot being manipulated by the vague yet menacing Ruling Class.
Then I didn't post it because I'm usually fine about receiving negative comments but I swear to fuck on this post in particular having someone try to dunk on me by telling me "actually everything IS the worst it's ever been and you're just a neoliberal cuck" WILL be the last fucking straw for me
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