#if i seriously start giffing this dumb show now

[restinslices]

Could you do the Earthrealm champions being invited by GN!reader to dance with them in a video?

If you need song ideas for this request, I got you covered:

Bet y’all ain’t know I like K-pop. Expect the unexpected. My internet is being dumb asf and I cannot add gifs so you’re getting dumb pictures I found on Pinterest

Johnny Cage

“I’m a star sweetheart, I don’t have time for silly videos”

*Proceeds to dance with passion*

Johnny cannot take shit seriously so if you think he’d be too proud to do a little dance for a video, you’re smoking 

He probably wears something way over the top for the video as if he’s actually performing for a crowd 

I don’t think Johnny is a natural dancer but he makes do. He probably practices to make sure he doesn’t look stupid and you’ll have to record the video multiple times until he’s satisfied 

“I don’t like that one or that one or that one or-” “I’m gonna find a new partner. Oh my gosh”

Honestly I think he has more fun than you

“I think I should add ‘dancer’ to my lists of talents”

He probably asks to do it again

Idk if I see Johnny being into K-pop but the interest would start here and spiral 

I also feel like he enjoys dances from girl groups more than boy groups. I once again don’t know why I think this way but it makes sense in my head 

Likes more simple dances. It keeps the focus on his pretty face and outfits 

“I think I’d be fantastic in a girl group” “Ok Johnny”

It’s giving “nurse! He’s out again!”

He has a new hyperfixation now. I hope you’re proud of yourself 

Favorite thing to dance to is Cupid by Fifty Fifty 

Kenshi Takahashi 

Only does it because you asked him to, and even then he doesn’t really want to 

He doesn’t hate dancing but he just doesn’t do it 

Considering he escaped from the Yakuza, him being in a video with you isn’t the best idea. You can call him paranoid. He calls himself careful. 

When he finally agrees, he's wearing the most obnoxious get up; hoodie, sweatpants, a hat, glasses, a mask and gloves. It's so no one can know who he is, but who in the Yakuza is randomly watching dance videos?

He won't change his mind though and wears it all.

You have to do an easy dance otherwise he'll sweat himself to death 

I don't see him going out of his way to do it again. It was alright to him. He's not big on dancing so learning a dance then doing it wasn't the best way to spend his time. Also he was extremely sweaty so he's not tryna do it again 

He will if you ask, but he won't bring it up first 

He's trying to not be noticed but people can't help but notice him 

I feel like he favors boy groups only slightly. Favorite thing to dance to is Still 24K by 24K but only the chorus because once again, sweat and heat. And YES I picked 24K because I'm never letting their name die. I miss them 

Kung Lao

“I have better things to do, like training new recruits at the Academy” “If you're too scared of me dancing better than you, just say that”

He learns the dance that night 

He's competitive so what's supposed to be a sweet couples thing, turns serious 

Wants to do a hard dance just to prove how great he is even if it's stupid 

Legit is angrily typing “hard kpop dances” and picking one at random 

He has you ask the audience to comment who danced better or do a poll

If he wins, he's ecstatic and wants to continue showing off. If he loses, he's bitter. The vote was rigged. Real “Stop the count!” type shit 

If he loses he wants to do it again so he can do better. He legit can't let it go. The problem is he keeps diving into hard ass dances and refuses to start simple 

You have to pry his hands off the keyboard and help him pick something simple 

Once he stops being stubborn then you two can actually have fun. Dancing can become a regular thing, but he's gonna keep making it a challenge 

In his eyes, he always wins 

Idk if he has a preference for boy or girl groups. I'll say his favorite thing to dance to is Monster by Exo because I feel like he'd want to do Chanyeol's jump 

Raiden

I think he'd be shy at first. Super Shy if you will 

He doesn't wanna fuck it up, yk? After being told it's not that deep and it's just for fun, he agrees 

Besides Johnny, he's probably having the most fun. I feel like he enjoys spending time with the people he cares about and this is doing just that 

Wants to do it again because it's spending time with you and it makes you happy 

Before I even end this, he's a girl group stan and I'm standing on it

Idk why but I think he'd like 4Minute and I'm not changing my mind. He'd be bummed they're not together anymore 

Honestly, his favorite groups have probably all disbanded or are on hiatus. He's not having a good time 

“I like 4Minute” “disbanded” “2NE1?” “disbanded” “Miss A?” “disbanded” “CLC?” “I don't think they're disbanded but they're doing their own thing” “I hate my life”

I just feel like he'd have bad luck 

Dancing becomes a new hobby though. He can't always be getting rid of threats. 

Mainly does it with you 

His favorite thing to dance to is Whatcha Doin’ Today by 4Minute. Honestly I can see that being his favorite song which is a real shame cause I think his favorite would be Jihyun and she got like, one line (I'm projecting)

Liu Kang 

Big problem with your plan. He has glowing eyes and shades hardly dull them. How's he gonna hide that? 

With TWO pairs of shades of course 

I think he'd be reluctant to make the video because his existence isn't supposed to be known by random people 

He'd be willing to dance with you alone, he's just not sure about the video and he won't be sure until you come up with a good idea that'll get rid of that problem 

You can post it on your close friends though. They make sense 

I feel like he'd like dancing to some random ass unknown group from the 80s or 90s. Who even are these people?

He did watch as civilization grew so he's seen tons of groups form and disband so I guess it's not surprising he knows smaller groups. 

Idk if he'd have a preference for boy groups or girl groups. If it's good music, it's good music 

I don't think it'd become a new hobby for him. He's not reluctant about it like Kenshi, it just doesn't interest him as much as you'd like 

He makes it known he's doing this for you. Not in an asshole way, but in a “I really like when you're happy” type of way 

I'm NOT looking up old ass groups just for this so imma say his favorite thing to dance to is Kard in general. Why? Idk. I’m spreading an agenda

I wanna write more MK1 intros but I’m brain empty. I’m miserable This was also short. My bad anon. Everyone has around 230 words

#mk1 #mk1 2023 #mortal kombat 1 #mk1 x reader #johnny cage #johnny cage mk1 #johnny cage x reader #kenshi takahashi #kenshi takahashi mk1 #kenshi takashi x reader #kung lao mk1 #kung lao #kung lao x reader #raiden #raiden mk1 #raiden x reader #raiden mortal kombat #liu kang #liu kang mk1 #liu kang x reader #liu Kang mk1

[skayafair]

Scared Vi

The thing I was finally able to put into a thought and into words after staring at gifs for 2 hours straight: throughout all the post-timeskip Arcane Vi is fucking scared of everything that's going on around her. AND she's on the brink of losing it pretty often. I need to rewatch (no idea when I'll be brave enough to ride this rollercoaster again) but I didn't notice it while watching, because, WELL, there was already TOO MUCH to take in, so some more subtle details escaped me. I've caught that Vi is very vulnerable in her honesty, openness and straightforwardness, but that wasn't all to it, and it bothered me! Because all three don't ooze the vulnerability 24/7 and that's what Vi looks like to me nearly all the time!

So I was wondering.

And here's the answer. She's been suddenly released out of her cell into the world that is now completely unknown to her. Yes the air of freedom is great, and she enjoys it, but at the same time there's always this frightened undertone.

She's constantly on the edge.

Not in the least because when things that used to be familiar, like your home, ones you used to know like the back of your hand, change but not completely, it's the worst trap of all, the most confusing and anxiety inducing. How much of what you remember is still the same? How much changed? Can you trust its exterior even if it looks the same? Or would it betray you in the worst possible moment? How do new things work? How do they work WITH the old things? I've experienced it once coming back to my former workplace that changed quite a lot but no one bothered to fill me in so I was piecing together the information for a YEAR. And I might not be the brightest but I'm not dumb either. I'm pretty good with systems. It was BAD.

So I can't imagine how much worse and disoriented Vi must have felt. And Caitlyn took her out of jail to SHOW HER AROUND. Having no idea how the world Vi used to know so well changed just in several years. So she's on a look out all the time. And her eyes, her expression betrays her put up exterior of confidence and maybe even arrogance, leaking this anxiety and straight up fear almost all the time.

She looks like a frightened, lost little girl. And when she doesn't, she looks like a desperate teenage girl who tries to punch her way out of every problem because she's backed into a corner and that's the only way she knows, even if it never helps. (No seriously, the only time it helped was against Silco's thugs and EVEN THEN they weren't completely dealt with and kept causing problems straight up to the bridge fighting scene. Vi's fists kept her alive and safer but they never SOLVED anything.)  

I think the way she looks just SCREAMS fear and anxiety when she and Powder/Jinx fight back to back after the torch scene. Jinx looks like she's completely in her element, she knows these guys, she's been in situations like this time after time. It's habitual. She's very confident and almost careless there, moves freely, she knows what she's doing. She might even enjoy it. Vi, on the opposite... Vi, who's all about loose body language, free movement and such - nearly curls up into a ball against Jinx's back, keeping her fists and elbows close to herself. Vi NEVER looked like this again, I think. I... believe she was the most thrown off kilter back then. She finally found her most treasured and the only remaining piece of her past - her sister, and sure, lil Powpow changed, she had to survive, but she's still Vi's little sister!

Right?..

Wrong. Powder-Jinx back then is the quintessence of the trap Zaun is to Vi now: familiar pieces are all there, they're recognizable even if a bit changed, but you never know what lurks under the surface.

And gods does Jinx just demolish every last bit of the ground Vi was standing on. It's not even when Jinx goes full on unhinged, it's when she simply starts blasting bullets all around. When she fights and she's confident in what she does. Vi doesn't know this girl. Vi doesn't know this gang flying around. I bet she doesn't even know this TECHNOLOGY because the world made a whole leap technologically while she was stuck in her cell isolated from pretty much everything. It's like a literal time skip for her. And she doesn't know what to trust, so she can't trust anything no matter how much she wants to. And she HAS to want it, because she looked genuinely hopeful fresh out of Stillwater. Before she saw what her home turned into. Silco really did bring the monster out of it, not just himself or Jinx or shimmer junkies. The whole city. So Vi looks small, and frightened, and I think she's even panicking back in that scene.

She's ready to snap at any moment.

It's very interesting to me, because she looks tough and very mentally healthy on the surface but boooy are there mountains hidden underneath.

Vi does snap, actually. Several times. Her voice cracks as she's trying to convince Ekko she's THE Vi, same she used to be. She charges at Sevika TWICE. I think second time was much worse btw. She literally downs a drink IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIGHT - I don't think it was out of mental stability. And, well, the cry in the end. She won, and it helped nothing again. Even her mental state. Another fragile moment with Vi is the way she looks around her sister. Vi is confident and action-charged by nature, she's energetic and isn't shy to take up space. So she never looks small... except when she's around Jinx. She's drowning in guilt, and this guilt is spilling out.

Interestingly enough, scenes when Vi DOESN'T have this scared/guilty/anxious/desperate look is around Cait. She's either playful, or actually confident, or even RELAXED. Which is... wow, all things considered. Part of it is a put up facade, of course, but only in the beginning. The ship sails itself huh...

A lot of people pointed out Caitlyn is about future in Vi's life centered around the past, but I think what's more important is that Cait is about the present. Plus, she's a familiar - an enforcer, a topside - turned unfamiliar in a GOOD way.

Gods once again I'm baffled at the level Arcane is thought through. These are subtle, small details, expressions that aren't exposed or accentuated like many other ones. They are underlying, but once you notice them it's a whole new tapestry unfolding right before your eyes.

As you can see, I'm very normal about Arcane and Vi in particular, yup, totally cool 😌👌✨

#yes I've watched Arcane just like a week ago what of it #sorry if it's been mentioned multiple times by now #I only watched several essays on YT and none talked about this #so #I'm kinda hyperfixated on Vi as you can probably see #this insane amount of work the creative team put into the characters #gods I'm so glad I can witness this masterpiece #arcane #vi arcane #jinx arcane #caitlyn kiramman #caitlyn arcane

[buckybarnesss]

So, every now and then I bully my husband into watching Teen Wolf with me. This leads to great moments where he loudly declares that Derek and Stiles need to stop eyefucking and such.

But then.

During the episode in season 2 where they're trying to find the bestiary, and Scott pulls a notebook out of Gerard's stuff, my husband pauses and says, "I can't believe that the show expects me to believe that THAT notebook is some ancient book with monster lore in it, it's like brand new. This show is dumb."

I take a sip of beer and start the episode back up. The reveal happens: it's not the bestiary, it's Gerard Argent's cookbook.

THAT is how I feel whenever someone says "Well Teen Wolf is a dumb show." It sure fucking is. But there are moments where you see what the show is going for, when the show gives you a little wink and nudge.

It subverts this expectation that musty old books = knowledge repeatedly! It happens a few episodes later when Peter whips out a fucking macbook and shows Derek a gif/video of a fully formed kanima.

I really just want to grab people and shout "It's smarter than you think it is!!!!"

there is a reason teen wolf has become something of a cult classic ten years since it started and that when people try to replicate it they can't.

there was something very genuine about the show despite the campy silliness which in itself was meant for fun. while the show is a drama it rarely took it self that seriously and poked fun at itself a lot of the time. like, c'mon peter hale's hammy "i am the alpha scene" they knew it was funny but it's so in character for peter's dramatic ass.

under it all though there's real strong themes of grief and loss and abuse and depression and the pain of growing up. they played with tropes and tried to do new things with lore. there wasn't a vampire or witch in sight. the parents even had their own plots, character arcs and importance to the story.

teen wolf has it's faults and problems all of which are well documented but it's fun and silly and often it was pretty sincere and people don't know what to do with sincerity anymore.

also like i can talk shit about teen wolf because it's my baby. it's my favorite problem child. it's my favorite show. other people can't talk shit about it. they don't know. they weren't there in the trenches. creator, executive producer and man who stole my lunch money jeff davis is my mortal enemy but by god i will claim he's a genius to others who don't know the intricate rituals.

#my blog #thoughts on teen wolf #teen wolf

[wannabemurdock]

Should’ve done this sooner, Druig

masterlist

Pairing: Druig x fem!reader

Summary: you finally make the move

Word count: 1236 words.

Contains: smut. fluff.

Notes: surprise, I ignored all my wips for this. loosely based off this ask.

Minors do not interact

Requests are closed

not my gif

“Help.” Druig's warm voice meets your ears as you open the door to find him leaning against your door frame, blood oozing out of a sizeable gash on his arm

“Jesus Christ, Druig! Again?” Your hand wraps around the wrist of his uninjured arm as you drag him inside to your bed, pushing him to sit down. Bouncing slightly as he lands, Druig looks up to you with that signature smirk on his face while he cradles his bleeding arm to his chest.

Luckily you were used to Druig’s constant injuries. For an Eternal who’s been around for god knows how long, he somehow acts like teenager doing dumb shit. You leave for only a minute to close your door and grab your first aid kit. By the time you come back, he’s shirtless and looking around your room as if it’s the first time all over again.

“Druig, please sit.” There's a slight annoyance in your voice that he doesn’t take seriously as he goes and takes his seat back on your bed. You care for him too much to turn him away. And he knows this, well and truly.

He’s such a dickhead. Fuck I love it.

“Your thoughts are loud, darling.” He whispers as if anyone else could hear him if he spoke any louder.

“Shut up.” Rolling your eyes so far back, you’re convinced you saw a glimpse of your own ass. “You’re just nosy.”

“At least I don’t ‘love it’ when I’m a ‘dickhead’.” You should be embarrassed at how he calls you out, but to be honest, you’re grateful. Maybe this will break the ice.

You’re sick of the endless dance you two have been doing since you met. You just want him. Might as well make your move, god knows he won’t.

I know you’re listening. What do you want me to think?

You busy yourself with taking care of his wound. Careful stitches and steady hands. Trying to cause the least amount of pain. Not letting your thought stray for even a moment. Even when you catch his smirk after catching him.

It’d be a real shame if you bled out.

“Would it? Seems like your life would be a little easier.” He pouts as he tilts his head. You finish bandaging him up and start cleaning the mess around the two of you.

Yeah but then you’d never get to fuck me.

He chokes, covering it with a chuckle and his signature smirk as he leans back. You’ve never managed to catch him off guard before.

“You seem to have a death wish. Or maybe you’re just always looking for a reason to see me?” You gauge his reaction before continuing with your plan. The anticipation in his eyes as they dart from your eyes to your lips tells you everything you need to know.

Getting on your knees in front of him, placing your hands on his thighs, you feel his muscles tense beneath them. You look up to meet his eyes. All his attention already on you. He doesn’t even bother to try and hide the lust swirling behind his eyes.

“I really don’t think I can deal with you teasing right now.” His words still quiet, worried that he’ll say something wrong. He’s glad you taken the leap, happy to follow your lead. He’s been desperate for something more than just your kind touch on the days he shows up injured.

Your hands cups his face before leaning up to kiss him. Every ounce of anticipation in your body is poured into this kiss. His hands grab your waist, pulling you up from the ground onto his thighs. Arms wrapping around your waist to pull you impossibly closer.

Pulling away, you begin to kiss down his neck. His soft groans fill the room. Heat spreading through your stomach at the noises.

You never expected him to be so vocal, but it spurs you on. Standing back up you pull your shirt off, with Druig following suit. you catch his eyes lingering on your bare chest before he begins to shuffle back further onto the bed. You never knew how badly you could crave his touch until you separated for barely a moment.

Climbing back onto him, chest to chest, skin pressed against skin. Heartbeats echoing so loudly it’s almost deafening. He holds your face for barely a moment, eyes meeting before pulling your back in for an breathtaking kiss. The softness of his lips are addicting, contrasting the harshness and desperation of the kiss. You subconsciously grind your hips against his. Soft moans escape your lips, one of his hands makes its way to your hips to guide your movements against him.

Your clit catching against his hard cock sends your head flying back.

“Fuck! I really need you.” He makes no effort to come up with a cocky comeback. In desperation, he tears your pants away, leaning up on your own knee, he shimmies his own down just enough for his cock to spring free.

You spit into your hand before wrapping it round him. You drag your hand along the length of his dick. His head buried in your shoulder as moans and groans freely flow from deep within his chest. One of his hands slides down from your waist and between your thighs.

Drawing tight circles on your clit as your hips grind down against him. Your body on autopilot, hand not faltering for even a moment as your end draws closer.

“Mm.. need to cum on your dick.” Your words send his head flying back against the headboard of your bed as you softly push his hand away. Stoping your own movements in the process. You once again lean up on your knees before lining him up at your entrance and lowering yourself back down again.

He’s bigger than you realise. It feels like he’s in your throat at the same time. Pleasure shooting up your spine before you even start moving. Taking a moment to adjust, your eyes run over his face. As if trying to take a photo of this moment. His eyes half lidded and filled with lust. Absolutely intoxicated by the feeling of you.

You start to fuck yourself on him. Hands behind you on his thighs as you build a steady rhythm. Your head hangs back on your shoulders as your brain is taken over by a fog of pure euphoria. His hands grip your hips as he thrusts up into you. Your brain turns to mush, your muscles no longer cooperating. Pulling you against his chest, he plants his feet against the bed before fucking up into you with fervour. Desperate to have you cum around him.

“Need you to come for me, darling.” His words making your core tighten.

You don’t realise you’re even close before a blinding heat suddenly engulfs your body, the muscles in your legs shaking as your high is extended by his thumb finding its way to your clit once again. You squeeze his cock, pushing him to his own end.

With a hard squeeze of your hips and a final thrust, warmth shoots up through your core as he fills you. His cum seeping out around his base as you bury your head in the crook of his shoulder. Rolling to the side and holding you close as your both come down for your high.

“Yeah, fuck. We should’ve done this sooner, darling.” You chuckle at his breathless words.

“You certainly have a way with words.”

#marvel #marvel fandom #marvel smut #marvel imagine #Druig #Druig x reader #Druig smut #Druig x reader smut #Eternals

[thecranekick]

ok i’m gonna do it. it’s just. i’m going to try and articulate this the best i can without rambling. (edit - yeah this is way longer than i meant it to be.) unbelievably long and jumbled j*rmen/baby thoughts incoming:

i’ll start off by saying this: maybe i’m dumb but i feel like any development of a genuine romantic relationship between johnny/carmen has been done off-camera and we have no indication they’ve even done that. there is like, below zero amounts of relational development whatsoever and then suddenly she’s pregnant and he buys her a ring (where did he get it?? with what money???). i literally didn’t even notice the ring until i saw some gifs of the lawrusso moment. to me that’s a…huge deal? johnny’s never been married before, he never married shannon, he’s never had a traditional family like that…it doesn’t seem like him to just go out and buy a ring because he found out his gf of approximately 2 weeks is pregnant??? like damn these are like Big Life Decisions and you’d think we’d get more screen time on it rather than “oh this is happening now.” like you think we’d actually see him propose and tell his thought process out loud when he does it if they wanted it to actually be a plot line or show any type of genuine character development on johnny’s part. it just seems so random to me, so out of touch, and OOC and just forced.

also i can’t stand the way they had johnny “accidentally” ~spill the beans~ about the b*by to miguel and robby right after they beat the shit out of each other and were having their own moment, and now this is being dumped on them like? it is SO unrealistic that they’re both immediately happy like it’s just WEIRD? and it doesn’t even sound natural coming out of johnny’s mouth. he would never actually say that lmao. he’s dumb but he’s smarter than that? (i could write another essay on that). johnny’s face when they hug him and just his overall demeanor in that moment is so awkward and he genuinely is so weird about it. there’s no excitement, no joy, just??? weirdness??? isn’t that ‘supposed’ to be a happy moment??? coupled with the way he acts about it when the adults find out, and the way he tells shannon about carmen’s dream (not the fact that he tells her, the literal way that he tells her)…it’s just so insanely obvious.

another thing: there is a LOT of growing for johnny to do that can be done without having a newborn at this point in his life? it’s just such a stretch and so outrageous and yes i have a very strong opinion on this because it just doesn’t sit right with me at all for some reason. especially for robby’s sake. like in all seriousness an adult may be able to compartmentalize or like work through this, but robby has yet to work through the trauma he already has and yet i’m supposed to believe he’s gonna be chill watching his previously-absent father play super dad to this newborn? after he already has to watch him play super dad to miguel right in front of him (and continuously choose miguel over him?????) ????????? and is literally being forced to be okay with it and happy about it and get along with miguel???? like it’d be great if he and miguel could be friends because i do think they’d make great friends and get along, but that doesn’t mean robby has to like… feel good about the situation? just the whole thing is so wrong lmao.

also, why does carmen seem so happy and excited?? i could go on about it honestly, it’s so impractical and makes no sense and she is a very cautious and practical person every other moment of the show? but with this she’s just like “yay newborn with this 50 year old guy i met like a year or less ago, why the fuck isn’t he over the moon about this???????” also we’ve got no indication that she actually knows anything about him or his life or that there is any relationship outside of hooking up????? johnny actually confirms this when they tell miguel about their ‘relationship.’ he literally says they’re ‘hooking up’ and then carmen kinda gives him a look and he can’t even say it, MIGUEL has to say it and he’s like ‘uh yeah’ and literally looks like he’s going to throw up. the fact that carmen wasn’t like….upset about that is so strange because he never once alludes to wanting a relationship and she’s the one that’s pushing this like secular family weirdness, so for him to just be like ‘yeah we’re hookin’ up’ and not being able to even CHOKE out that they’re dating is so weird. it’s really, really weird considering we’re apparently supposed to believe that he’s now apparently ready to be married to her?? nothing is exactly wrong with either of them as people, but i just know for a fact they both want different things and are forcing themselves into boxes for each other.

the audacity of carmen to get upset at his trepidation about this is really irritating to me considering she clearly has no idea what’s gone on in his life, or maybe she doesn’t really care?? maybe she just wants to create this happy family bullshit????? idk before s5 i truly loved carmen so the way they’ve had her acting about this whole thing just doesn’t sit right with me and seems very OOC. also i don’t think real life johnny lawrence would be as calm as he was about it and like, not losing his shit at this point in his life. she’s actually lucky he didn’t freak the fuck out?? considering everything i think he was actually pretty damn supportive and cool about it. he literally could have actually lost his mind? all he did was look at the dad with the screaming baby in a carrier and look a little anxious about it? he’s not allowed to be……worried? nervous? intimidated? be so fucking for real right now.

AND ANOTHER MF THING. johnny literally made the same exact mistake in his mid-30s with shannon that he’s making in his mid-50s with carmen. he’s a grown-ass man and at this point knows how “protection” works etc, spent his whole life hooking up with girls and NOT getting them pregnant, like they make him look so damn stupid all the time and FOR WHAT? like i’ve said multiple times, yeah he’s a little ha-ha-dumb but he’s not actually genuinely stupid. they write him that way when it “benefits” their storyline, and literally change his character when it benefits other areas. it’s so inconsistent and frustrating. in what way, shape, or form is having him just repeat past mistakes (just on camera now) going to further his development as a person. if he didn’t know before he certainly knew after knocking up his girlfriend and having robby. like do you think he thinks that just….doesn’t happen?? carmen saying “these things happen johnny,” talking down to him like he’s a 12 year old, when yeah no shit he literally has a kid from the EXACT same fucking thing!!!!!!!!!!????????? likeeee uggghghghghhghhg PLEAAAAASE be so serious rn. they aren’t even really in a proper relationship!!! she knows nothing about him!!! nor has she ever seemed to care very much!!!!!!!! he literally told miguel they were “hooking up” and could NOT make himself say anything else!!!!!! because they AREN’T!!!!!!!!!!!! is the character development supposed to be him sticking around this time? even if the white-picket-fence life she’s pushing makes him miserable?? it’s clear that johnny cares about her like i’m not trying to say that he doesn’t, i think carmen just pities him and thinks she can “save” him by giving him a “real” life?? does that make sense??? like i just. idk idk idk.

i could scream about all of this for days but ANYWAYS tl;dr: johnny and carmen want very different things in life and have no romantic relationship established outside of hooking up and the whole thing is extremely weird

#i could literally go on #it’s bad #this is all i think about #i feel like i shouldn’t tag this. it’ll find its target audience :) #i censored j*rmen in hopes it won’t show up in the tag i don’t want anyone getting mad lmao #ck negativity

[fanficapologist]

Blueee!!! You can’t do this to meee!!! Leaving me at the cliff’s edge!! Lol. But in all seriousness, props to you for building the tension and anticipation surrounding Aemond’s time in Harrenhal and uh, when he does get to sleep with Alys. I feel like I’ve set an alarm, woke up in a panic because I thought I was running late, only to find out that it’s actually an hour or two before my alarm goes off. I’m quite trembling in anticipation!!

Side note; I know it’s not that significant to the plot. But I want to talk about Otto’s reaction when Aegon said he was going to bed early. Given Otto’s uh, reputation, we know he’s not exactly the warmest person. But why did he hint for Aemond to see what Aegon was up to? Aemond himself said Maera comes from a minor house, so I can’t imagine Otto’s THAT terrified of House Wylde retaliating? And if I’m basing it on the tv show, where Alicent did damage control to Aegon’s indiscretions, I imagine, they’d likely do the same but with just a bit more etceteras given how Maera’s of noble birth. I imagine they’d be sort of like “oh what tragedy, anyway…”

Okay, back to Aemond. I can see he’s trying to play it cool at first but in reality, he’s dying to find out more about Maera. As I’m reading, I think, this is how it starts! First, he’s asking minor questions, those that require nothing of consequence—a lock of hair, a drop of blood. Then the more he engages with Maera, the more his feelings will come out and become desperate until I suppose it will go to a head with the rest of Maera’s kin dying. Though, what will drive him to that decision, we shall see.

Also, Alys prophesied his line will birth a great dynasty but if I remember correctly, she said her child was a son. Which made me think, okay, his line with whom?? Now we can’t take her at face value given how subjective her premonitions can be. But she did say she will be at Aemond’s side and I think it also speaks volumes about Aemond and how easily coerced or influenced he is. I guess it also has to do with the fact that he’s still young and even if he is learned under Ser Criston, it’s a different ball game when you’re thrust in an actual war. Pressure will get to him. And Alys played it smart by starting with low risk predictions first, building trust, showing him that oh, she’s all-knowing. So I think given her track record of being correct, made her valuable in advising him and aiding his war efforts, enough to get him to sleep with her. I think it’s also the reason why Maera observes how he seemed to be a different man when Alys is there. Because, even if it is for selfish reasons, Alys managed to reassure him that he’ll survive, he’ll be okay. I imagine it’s different if his men or family says it because he’ll think, how can they know? Alys has seen it and she’s never been wrong so it must be true. That’s who he’ll trust.

I saw the dragon gif in your asks and can’t help but think how Maera’s words might foreshadow Alys’ demise 👀

Happy Friday (my time)! I’m happy I got to see the update before I went to bed!! ☺️

Thank you for always spoiling us with your lovely writings 🥰🥰🥰

Hey darling! 🖤 I can’t believe the amount of asks I got in my inbox today from this chapter! I think everyone knows shits about to go down soon (of course, from ODAM) but still the reaction has just been 😱 Lets get down to answering these questions:

Otto- he doesn’t give a fuck about Maera. You know who he does give a fuck about? Helaena! OMG the way he interacted with her in the series 🥹 if she’s doing better because of Maera, he can’t let Aegon ruin that!

Alys- she’s definitely playing on Aemonds desperation and will start her requests off small. Definitely grooming behaviour which is just icky. She didn’t specify the line, did she 👀 but she wants Aemond to walk this path, and she’ll get him to walk it however she can

Aemond- he’s dumb af, power hungry and delulu. Another thing Alys is playing on. He sooooooo wants this to be right. As the POV chapters go on, we’ll start to see him accept more and more of Alys’s shit, maybe not necessarily out of fear, or even the fact that he owes her something, but moreover that he doesn’t want to upset the balance, and wants the prophecy to come true.

I’m not saying anything about that dragon gif 😘 Thank you for reading along as always 🖤

#maera wylde #aemond targaryen #aemond x oc #aemond fanfiction #chapters #hotd aemond #hotd fanfic #house targaryen #house wylde #hotd helaena #house of the dragon season 2 #house of the dragon #aemond fanfic #anon ask #odam

[rughydrangea]

After 81 glorious episodes, I have finished Jumong. I started it in July, pretty soon after it appeared on Viki (now please add more old long sageuks pretty please Viki!), and have been watching fairly steadily since then, mostly with my mum when we're in the same place (my dad at a certain point started watching with her but only managed to stay awake through episodes starting in the 60s, meaning he had no idea who half the characters were...). And I have some thoughts!

--I loved it! It didn't get me in the gut like a QSD or a SFD or even The Legend, but it really kept up my interest across 81 episodes, with a great mixture of action, intrigue, melodrama, and silliness (there was the intentional silliness like my man Mo Pal Mo, but also stuff like the oracle being struck by lightning when she tried to curse Jumong, which made me howl with laughter). I really wish we still got sagueks like this--long, deliberate, with no interest in being cool or youthful, give or take a backflip (though the fact that I now get to start Goryeo-Khitan War really does make me happy and excited).

--I started watching kdramas seriously in 2014. At that time, I was familiar with Song Il Gook--but only because I couldn't avoid endless gifs of him and his patriotically-named triplets. I vaguely understood that he had been a big-deal actor, but his main dramas were older and less accessible (and when he did Jang Yeong Shil in 2016 it wasn't available to stream legally anywhere), so I had never seen him in anything until this. And now... I would very much like for him to come back to dramas! He is honestly incredible here: so charismatic, so compelling to watch, SO handsome, and most importantly he really nails the incredibly long journey Jumong goes on, from callow loser to impetuous guy figuring it out to determined general to gravitas-laden king. Every step of the way I was with him, and though the show boasts a huge cast, he really was the reason for the season; the show isn't called Jumong for nothing. There are two episodes he isn't in when everyone thinks Jumong is dead, and it's like a punch to the viewer's gut as well, you just can't imagine this world without him in it! And did I mention that he's handsome?

--Speaking of handsome, shoutout to the 3-year time-jump around episode 50 when all of a sudden it seemed like all the men of the show had spent the weeks leading up to that growing out their hair and all their manes of glory were flowing in the breeze. Your efforts did not go unappreciated, gentlemen! (Also 2006 lace-front wigs are rough to watch in HD!)

--Speaking of compelling journeys, even though this was the Jumong show (literally!) Soseono also really went through it, and Han Hye Jin made every stage of her transformation from bold, overconfident young woman to burdened mother and queen believable and interesting. And these parallel journeys of the leads really do provide the emotional heart of the show: as they grow up and make difficult decisions and go down paths they never anticipated (particularly their marriages to different people), on the one hand they are fulfilling their dreams and destinies, but on the other they are basically guaranteeing that the beautiful time of their youth, when they were in love and saw a whole life together unfolding before them, could never be recaptured. Even when Soseono and Jumong finally marry, it is out of duty and obligation--not that there isn't a part of them that still loves the other, but that part has been entirely subordinated to the other projects that they dedicated their lives to. Soseono leaving does make sense (though Biryu's rebellion was so dumb that it made it impossible for me to have sympathy for him), but it was genuinely sad to see both her and Jumong realize that the thing they lost all those years ago could never be returned, not even by 15 years of marriage.

--And speaking of marriage... I feel really bad for Yesoya, a character who basically exists to abnegate herself and also give Jumong a baby. But I found their relationship weirdly fascinating (and though sageuks like Jumong have a reputation for being stodgy, I do want to highlight that both leads in this drama marry people they explicitly don't romantically love and almost immediately get pregnant. Sexuality exists in stodgy sageuks! (also Jumong got very frisky with those tavern girls after Haemosoo died)). By the end, when Yesoya comes back, Jumong looks at her with such warmth, it's as though feeling really really guilty ended up making him actually fall in love with her.

--Shout out to the casting director, Yuri really did look like he was Jumong's son.

--Imagine my surprise and delight that there is an honest-to-God gay couple in this 81-long episode sageuk from 2006 that is obvious, unambiguous, and deeply deeply sweet. Though my inability to makes heads or tails of Bae Soo Bin as an actor continues. I have seen him be very good (as he is here)! I have seen him be VERY bad. Where is the truth?????

I guess that's it for now. Come back to us, Song Il Gook!

#jumong #kdrama #my commentary #my year in review list is going to be late again because i spent all of my break watching jumong lol

[eoieopda]

re soft asks: actually...... what if i said "all of them." how unhinged would that be (do it)

well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions..... i did this to @moni-logues last week and — uhhhh — i guess i deserve this, lmao.

buckle up, kids.

1, 2, and 3 were just answered here.

4. what flower would you like to be given?

i love, love, love, hydrangeas. idk if that yoongi drabble made that clear, lol.

5. who do you feel most you around?

my older sister and my best friend, IRL. if we're talking internet, @jihopesjoint has proven to be my actual clone in all respects, which is both spooky and incredible. we're like the lindseys lohan from the parent trap except instead of camp, it was tumblr.

6 was answered here.

7. what color brings you peace?

hmmmmmmmm. lilac or mint green. also really deep forest green.

8. tag someone (or multiple people) who make you feel good. 

i already tagged nicki but ope here she is again: @jihopesjoint. also YOU, @sailoryooons, @here2bbtstrash (though idk if m will see this,) @luaspersona. this is not an exhaustive list!

9. what calms you down?

i don't know if i've ever actually felt truly calm in my entire life?? but the closet i get is driving around with the windows down, listening to music, and drinking a silly little coffee.

10. what’s something you’re excited for?

well, i moved to a new state yesterday and start a new job on monday, so.... a new chapter. the previous one was v ouchie and i'm excited to put down the baggage i've been shouldering.

11. what’s your ideal date?

be honest — is this you asking me out? jk..... unless 👀 (no, i'm kidding.) i never don't want to go to a dive bar, listen to a band, be bad at pool, and laugh until my stomach hurts!!

12 was answered here.

13. what’s your comfort food?

this is so embarrassing and really snitches on my depressive habits, but lately, smuckers uncrustables have been sustaining my whole life. specifically, the strawberry ones. tell me you're struggling without telling me you're struggling!!!!

14. favorite feel-good show?

new girl and schitt's creek are always the first ones i think of when i need to turn my brain off and laugh!

15. for every emoji you get, tag someone and describe them in one word.

you didn't give me any, so i'm just gonna yeet right past this one.

16. compliment the person who sent you this number.

this is gonna sound so dumb because i don't know you in the literal, physical sense, but i'm so fucking proud of you??? i know the gauntlet you're currently going through and it warms my old, dead heart to see that you're not only surviving it, but doing (what looks to be) a really incredible job at holding onto you — your interests, your joy, your hobbies. i wasn't super successful at that. it's hard as fuck, but you're doing the damn thing.

17. fairy lights or LED lights?

HALLOWEEN LIGHTS. LIL LIGHT-UP PUMPKINS. next question.

18. do you still love stuffed animals?

yes, binch! all i have atm is a gigantic raccoon squishmallow that my sister gave me when my life exploded last year and i cling to that shit, lol.

19. most important thing in your life?

my family. my siblings, my parents, my nephews, my dog, and my best friend.

20. what do you want most in the world right now?

the first thing that came to mind is taco bell because i've been craving it for days. but uhhhhh, if we're getting existential here, i want whatever is the emotional equivalent of a deep breath.

21. if you could tell your past self one thing, what would it be?

all you can do is love him hard and let him go.

22. what would you say to your future self?

drink water. seriously, get up and get a glass of water. right now. how are you even alive? lmao.

23. favorite piece of clothing?

an old, beat-up denim jacket that used to be my mom's! she wore it when my parents brought me over from korea, once my adoption was finalized.

24. what’s something you do to de-stress?

🏃🏻‍♀️ run, beautiful, run, yeah, you gotta run 🏃🏻‍♀️

25. what’s the best personal gift someone could give you (playlist, homemade card, etc.)

you could give me a pen cap that you chewed on and i'd still be like, omfg, you made this? for me?

but fr, i'm a sentimental bitch, so anything along the lines of "i saw/heard this and thought of you/this thing we did," etc.

26. what movie would you want to live in?

oooh, idk! is it weird if i say the craft, given what happens? i just really wanna be a witch with a bunch of other baddies.

27. which character would you want to be?

....from the movie in 25? or generally? because i'd want to be baby yoda, thottin' and boppin' around with pedro pascal, drinkin my lil drink, and being baby.

28 was answered here.

29. morning, afternoon or night?

morning! i'm an up-and-at-em kinda fella. love having a whole day ahead of me, love a breakfast sandwich, love a sunrise.

30. what reminds you of home (doesn’t have to mean house… just things that remind you of the feeling of home)?

bon fires, maple syrup, people singing while they cook/work/whatever, getting zooted and then over-competitive while playing egyptian rat screw, being hugged for a laughably long time.

#mj! #you menace #ily #jade speaks #ask game #game over y'all can go home now lmao

[kidney9-9]

A Peter Parker blurb for y'all :) hope you enjoy! Masterlist is linked in bio, requests are open for all fandoms in my list (or you can request something from another fandom and if i like the request and know the fandom i will do it)

And yes a spongebob gif for this blurb because it mentions the show!

Peter Parker x Reader [Established Relationship/Fluff] Word Count: 800 Warnings: mention of future pregnancy for Reader

Redoing the office space in the new apartment you two rented out was much needed. Today, you and Peter decided to work on painting the room after picking up the paint from the store. It was a pearly tone and you laughed at the name again when Peter held it up in front of you.

"Stop, you might drop some on the floor!" You laughed out, and Peter shook his head, giggles pouring out as he reread the name again.

"It's called the bubbles of Bikini Bottom!" He spoke out loud, now gripping onto his stomach as more laughs came out. You two could barely stop laughing at the name. It was a little dumb but a cute name for a paint. Once you two quieted down a bit, Peter set the paint can down on the floor.

"When we have a daughter, I vote calling her Sandy or Pearl! From Spongebob." Peter suggested, glancing over to you with a sweet smile. You paused, eyes widening at what he just said. It was something you didn't realize that Peter had thought about, but now you knew he was so sure about it, that it made you want to cry happily.

"When?" You mumbled back, still a bit surprised and shocked in a way you would be when you'd hear good news. It was so sweet of the way he said it as well. Like you two were going to have a daughter for sure, no doubt about it.

Peter's face dipped into morbid shock, and he shook his head frantically, "I'm so sorry. Uh, if - and you know, like if you want to talk about having kids and getting married or not, we can anytime." His ramble was full of his nervous emotion, and you almost pouted at him.

"I guess we probably should have talked about it way sooner..." You trailed off with a short nod before adding, "I like Pearl for a name. Maybe a middle name." It was quiet once you finished up, and Peter's eyes never left your face.

"Yeah, me too." The agreement in his tone made you smile even more as you handed him one of the brushes. He held onto the other end of the brush but didn't pull it away. Instead, he leaned closer to you and pressed a soft kiss onto your cheek.

"I was so nervous. I should have asked you sooner about what you want in your life." He admitted quietly as he pulled away.

“I should’ve asked as well, I kind of just kept waiting for the right time.” You responded, shrugging as you looked at the wall. Then you glanced over to him with a grin, “But seriously, when we have a daughter, we should paint her bedroom with this and then,” You paused and laughed a little, “Like the accent wall can be right there,” You pointed out something on the wall.

“And it can be like a darker shade? Or maybe just a completely different color and oh! She would probably like a bunk bed, or have you seen those beds with the slides? That would be great!” You continued to get more excited as you started to envision it all and Peter’s smile was bigger than ever before.

“Maybe we can have a desk in that corner and then have like those hanging shelves with her favorite old childhood toys when she’s older.” He agreed and continued on, and you laughed happily and pulled him into a hug.

“When she moves out and gets a job or maybe go to college, we could bring in that arcade machine you always wanted! Remember? You looked it up once a while ago, it’s not a Pac Man machine… was it a pinball one?" You asked and Peter just hugged you as tight as he could. He couldn’t believe how far you two have been thinking of life together and somehow never spoke about it.

And the fact you brought up the arcade machine – that was something he’s wanted since he was a kid. It was so overwhelming that his eyes started to tear up and you quieted down and pulled him back into a hug.

“What’s going on?” You whispered to him, but he shook his head and smiled.

“I just really love you so much.” He mumbled into your shoulder, and you rubbed his back to comfort him a bit more, “I love you too.” You whispered and somehow those words made him cry even more, happily.

“Aw, Pete,” You paused as he interrupted your sentence with a kiss to your cheek.

“I know now that you love me the way I love you.” He sighed, wiping away at some of his tears and you laughed softly, agreeing with him. He pouted in a silly way and tears started to flow down again and you frowned towards him, shaking your head.

“Peter, honey, why are you crying?” Your question made him laugh a bit and then cry some more.

“Because I know our lives are going to be good together.” He replied quietly. You smiled at the words, nodding to him.

"Aw, yeah we'll live good lives and raise a happy family."

#peter parker #peter parker x reader #peter parker x you #thanks for reading yall #spiderman fanfiction

[seesgood]

she’s trending on twitter, and for once the messages coming in from her ( already minimal )  team aren’t positive about it. they keep telling her not to look --- but this is her life they’re talking about. her reputation. her future. her face, her body, her relationship --- all condensed conveniently into little bite-sized frames ( and now gifs ) for people to scrutinize. and it was a stupid, dumb, reckless decision that they made and now she’s what buzzfeed is hailing as  ‘this generations pam.’ she can’t not look. she also can’t sit still, so she’s pacing, and she knows she’s driving him crazy but --- it won’t be the same for him. nate jacobs is already a legend for being what he is, and what he is  ( on a good day )  is a bit of a dick who doesn’t give a shit about the way things should be done. she’s caroline forbes. of pre-teen disney fame and bubblegum pink reputation who spent the majority of her teenage years playing the best friend in a cheesy television show. they were just starting to take her seriously. and now this.

❝ i didn’t even know they kept stuff on the cloud for that long, ❞  she says it for the hundredth time, scrolling through an endless barrage of tweets from gross men cackling about the fact that carebear forbes likes to be called a good girl when she’s on her knees sucking someone off. vox is already spouting their catchy  ‘from good girl to good girl: caroline forbes and the sexual stigma we put on women’  and then of course there are the hoards of his adoring fans, giving her tips, tearing her down, proclaiming they could have done it better. she might throw up.  ❝ we have to do something. i mean we have to...say something? or maybe there’s like...like an outline we should follow, or...or... ❞  she stops, turns to look at him helplessly as if he somehow holds the solution to this entire thing.          /            @bulletsinthegun​   +   no bc it lives rent free in my brain and i need it to be a real thing so here i am to bug you.

#bulletsinthegun #/ verse tag pending.

[tutuandscoot]

You post a lot about how gentlemanly and lovely Scott is towards Tessa and how that’s a big reason of why you love them so much (and agree! me too!). But sometimes the blog feels uneven. For two people who call their partnership equal and based on mutual trust, do you think and what evidence do you see of Tessa being that pillar and support for Scott (beyond the usual sound bites of, for ex, 2017 Worlds, what Scott went through that season as described in their book). You seem to have so much insight and have looked through so much footage and interviews etc, so I thought you’d be the best person to ask! Love them both. 💕

Great question!

I think with something like this it’s so hard not to start sounding like a body language expert when really all there is to go off is as you said, public footage, interviews and their book. I don’t ever want to seem like I am- when I write about them, when I want to start writing something it mostly starts with me just looking at a gif or video or picture of them and writing what I feel, what I think they feel and how they make me feel.

Something I’ll say about what I view as scott’s ‘gentlemanlyness’. (Which tbh when I saw this ask pop up was what I thought this was about). Is the way he treats her especially on the ice but also you see just in small moments like with how he makes eye contact with her when she speaks and rarely interrupts her, opens car doors for her, guides her with his hand up and down stairs and often caries her luggage for her, this is what dance training at a young age teaches boys. Whether it’s ballet or ballroom- seen as a bit of a dying art form and something boys are stereotypically bullied for doing because it is seen as ‘feminine’, it teaches you posture and gentleness and from my experience in ballet it teaches boys to present their woman and be there for her- never to let her look bad.

Scott takes pride in that and admits both that if people are looking at T then he’s doing his job well, and that from the very beginning ‘he didn’t want to be showed up by T but was and continued to be for 20 years’ whether that second part is true or not is up to everyone’s own opinion but it’s how he feels and I just admire him so much for that because where he could’ve been bullied or had an ego problem that manifested as not treating Tessa the way he did he maintained that everything he did was for her, to make her look and feel beautiful and never let her fall.

Now that’s obviously specifically about their skating relationship but those qualities that ballet/ballroom/partnering dance gives young boys is few and far between. It doesn’t mean that these boys who do this seriously become ‘gay’ or completely effeminate. It just gives them, I think, I bit of a sense of duty. They (well talking about Scott here) is still just a guy who can who can be a guy away from the sport and even with T they seem to have this very “‘normal’” goofy best friend relationship where they play dumb games and joke with each other and can just be regular people- it isn’t always this princely duty to present her if they are just hanging out being regular people, but that quality always remains and comes back. (It’s one of the things I find very attractive about him).

I definitely see what you are saying with how it seems uneven in their affection for one another. Nothing against you personally coz I’ve seen this said many times but I think it’s a bit naive to think that just because T isn’t the one that gushes like a love poem or initiates PDA most of the time that their care and love for each other is unequal.

I think about this two ways: one is based on what I said above about what dancing+ partnering teaches boys and when trained well there is a sense of leadership in a partnership between a man and women and that is the man’s responsibility to… idk… I don’t know how to say this without sounding like a 1950’s housewife but… it just comes with a sense of leadership that he is more vocal and initiative..

The other part of it is just that they seem to have very different personalities and ways of showing affection.

Almost everything I write I base of off quotes they have said. I try to link the sources when I can but sometimes I don’t know where to find them but I know they were said (I have a weird ability to remember really specific bits of dialogue I’ve heard/read once 😅) What they say is what I base all my opinions off because personally I feel without that is how rumours start and this fandom is unfortunately toxic enough so I try to create a space free of anything not based on what TS say, and specifically take it simply as they say it- take it genuinely and not try to twist it into anything unfathomable. If I had the slightest instinct that my blog was causing toxic discussions I would shut it down fast. Initially I started just as an Insta fan page but I quickly realised I really enjoy writing and I can’t really share this stuff on Insta..so I’ve just learned to co-habit-ate..

So here’s some stuff I base T’s equal but maybe not as obvious love and affection off:

- Scott: “what I need from her and what she gives me…. I’ve never met anyone like T in my life she is such an unbelievable woman”… he kinda trails off on that initial point but where I believe he is going with it is to him, T being the person she is and loving him the way she does is exactly what he needs from her and their relationship. She believes in him, she’s his biggest fan. Scott has admitted he feels he can be a lot to handle and worries about how his kinda rollercoaster of emotions makes Tessa feel and the effect that had on her. He has said that she is such a stabilising force in their partnership whereas he can be all over the place she is a grounding mechanism for him and something to come back to as like a home where he knows he is safe with her.

The second thing which the only quote I can relate to this is when he talks about expressing himself as a performer and doing what he feels is way too over the top but that’s when Tessa says that ‘that’s it I love that’. I’ve talked before about how scary it can be to express yourself as a performer. I experienced it multiple times yet I know that just from societal pressure that is much scarier for boys. He is so gifted in is ability to act and convey emotion but without Tessa I don’t think it would’ve been anywhere near as easy (it wasn’t easy to begin with im sure) to express himself without fear of judgement. Especially when they were young because he held T to such a high standard and was always comparing himself to her as a dancer and performer. T saying to him that when he goes really far into a character that she loves that and doesn’t want him to be afraid of that, I feel that must feel so safe for him because no matter what anyone else thinks, his best friend, his confidant, the only person that really matters in any of this because they only do it for each other and he trusts more than anything, believes in him must give him all the confidence he needs to not be afraid. Knowing that their biggest fear was letting each other down, if he felt like he wasn’t giving his all for her, and equally her for him, they couldn’t live with that.

It seems like he felt that Tessa really gave him purpose in life (“I don’t think she realises she keeps me alive” 🫠). I maintain that the (main) reason he coaches now is because of the joy he had all those years dancing with Tessa and it’s maybe where he feels closest to her. It’s like when T said that ‘it feels really weird to skate without him’- I just imagine when either of them coach they instinctively reach out for each other because that’s all they ever knew. But at the same time moving and expressing is so connected to each other that getting to do that even without each other would just bring back happy feelings. I can’t say from experience but I imagine having someone in your life who is such a driving purpose to achieve impossible things and foundational in your world view (someone other then a family member) creates an incredible amount of affection and desire to keep that person close- no matter the status/details of that relationship and by close I don’t mean physically close but close in your life again as like a touch stone to come back to.

I think the reason my blog can feel uneven sometimes is that there is just more visual content that shows what we see as Scott being the one who initiates affection, and it’s easy to get all soft over because.. well it’s just really soft. (If it had been the other way round though- T being the overly affectionate one, I think there would’ve been a tonne more anti- feminist rhetoric and judgement of her, and of Scott in seeming not to care about her- so in a way it’s good it’s this way around… *rolling my eyes at having to say that but it’s probably true*). It’s hard to balance that commentary but I try to in my original content and mostly long rambling essays, identify that it is equal and it’s just harder to see in T, because for Scott, where he might be cradling her face or kissing her or holding her so gently, for him that equal affection and care is returned in her just letting him do that to her, or looking into his eyes or holding his hand. My obsession with their refusal to do dance hold 98% of the time (especially later on) is based on the fact that these two have been holding hands since they were children.. if they hadn’t have liked it or learned to like it then they wouldn’t have continued. So I think it’s just that they really really like to hold hands and in such a judgemental, high pressure environment that must be so integral to knowing they aren’t alone and that trust is unbreakable. Speaking of trust, I think that is one of the most affectionate things about their partnership. It’s displayed physically in The Hug and in things like holding hands. But also in things like trusting he won’t let her fall or she won’t let him feel insecure.

Another thing for me that probably makes it uneven is just me being a straight girl and admiring how beautifully Scott treats T and how amazing it would feel to be treated like that. And again I’m not referring to just the soft, romantic, gentlemanly stuff, but also the fun goofy stuff.. this is what I don’t get about people wanting them to be ‘in love’.. other then the lack of sex if that’s something you really want, who wouldn’t want exactly what they have where their gentleness and puppy love eyes and hugs and hand holds is just as genuine as making fun of each other for their lack of cooking skills or fear of mascots.. it legitimately seems so well rounded and I really do believe they worked so hard for that. If they were just in it for for medals and fame and athletic achievement- if they knew and felt and if they were greedy enough to only be a pair coz it was the only way either of them would get a gold medal (ei these pairs/dancers that shuffle round partners just so they can compete/win), if it wasn’t based off genuine care and affection for each other.. it would be obvious. But it’s not, because they really do care about each other and love each other as people and value their friendship.

I really appreciate that you think I have good insight on them.. I have no idea if I actually do or not and the amount of times I’ve fantasised about interviewing them and probing them on this stuff would make me sound like an insane person. I genuinely just write from my heart and expand on quotes that have come straight from them because I truly have no reason to think poorly of them for any reason despite how things get twisted by others online. I always believe that their foundational understanding and work they’ve put into to caring about each other is the strongest thing there is. More than anything, I think like a lot of people i am just fascinated by their partnership visually, emotionally, psychologically, that thing where just looking at them you see a connection that is so deep most married couples never achieve that kind of level of emotional intimacy.

Ok sorry that got way off track.. I hope I did answer your question. I’m pretty sure those quotes I mentioned were from this podcast interview but to be perfectly honestly I don’t really have the concentration in me to listen to the whole thing to check but I’m pretty sure and either way there’s a bunch of other stuff that in the context supports all this anyway..

Here’s some other posts that are just at the top of my likes atm that are part of that ‘just being there for him/with him is her showing affection/ the love and care he needs that I was talking about:

X X X

#me apologising everytime I answer an ask with 20 paragraphs is my kink at this point #anon #ask

[stillthewc]

YEAR OF THE FANGAN - MARCH EDITION

ꕥ DREADNOUGHT DESPAIR ꕥ

The TV Tropes Fanworks page officially strikes again! Because I lean towards fics advertised on there with character pages (as usually that indicates the characters aren't solely there to be picked off), Dreadnought Despair's been on my radar for a while. And, unsurprisingly, it exceeded expectation.

Now, in terms of the cast, I love these guys. Due to the "cozy" way of telling the story (aka focusing moreso on building relationships amongst the cast than an overarching plot about the killing game Hope's Chains style), there's space in the narrative to explore different character dynamics. Because of that, the class bounces off one another super well, and allows my faves more time to show off their fun personalities without having to keep up with a fast-paced story.

However, despite the strong cast and chill vibes, my favorite part of this fangan is easily how it presents itself.

I think the best place to start off with is the visuals, because the blog for this story looks damn gorgeous. Each character is given really nice character portraits that can even indicate in-the-moment actions the characters are taking (for example, Ishi being held back from doing something by Vash), the textboxes are colour-coded to each character, and there's even gifs for small things like maps during FTEs.

But my admiration for the presentation doesn't end with the visuals alone. The fic takes on a Last Resort / Apex Academy style of navigating (something that makes FTEs a lot funner imo), mixed media like videos and audio clips are sprinkled through the story, and foreign lines from characters like Gugalanna and Seigfried have pop-up translations if you hover over them. Hell, apparently there was a viewer poll for a decision made in the story at one point!

All of this culminates in what's easily my favorite part of this fangan: the trial segment. Now, I've played through my fair share of fun interactive trials in my hayday (aka Eden's Garden and Apex Academy, and that's literally it so far), but this has got to be the most impressive one imo. Alongside incorporating several of the things mentioned above, it also has somewhat-branching routes, fun pieces of dialogue when you get something wrong, and full-on minigames!?!?!? Seriously, the author deserves an actual prize for that Anagram Argument / Panic Talk Action segment (even if I wished the latter didn't kick my dumb ass back to the start of it when I got a choice wrong, rip 😭)

Seriously, go read it and experience everything first-hand! I promise you won't regret it!

FORMAT: Written

WHERE TO FIND IT: The hellsite itself, Tumblr

FAVORITE MOMENT: The library meeting, where most of the class discusses their motive. A lot of small pieces of insight are given about the secondary characters, it allows for more fun dynamics to blossom, and one character gets a pretty interesting reveal.

FAVORITE CHARACTER: Jurou Takahashi, a guy with a shitty mall goth aesthetic who's actually a good ol' country boy who makes flower arrangements as his talent. An absolute sweetheart just doing his best, and I adore him for it 💖

OTHER STANDOUT CHARACTERS: Tiffani Fairfax, the cranky, sarcastic technical support specialist whose cynical take on things is a blast to read, and Nikola Ragnvaldsson, a TV pitchman who does his best to mask his panicky nature with a smile, something he's really, really bad at doing.

#year of the fangan #unrelated bonus blurb time! #this has been the only fangan thus far that I can place some of the voice claims I have #1. seigfried is captain holt from b99 w/ a slight german accent #2. tiffani's a more monotone and downtrodden amethyst from steven universe #3. nikola's mr. happy from the mr. men show

[storiesofsvu2-0]

l & o thursday

Okay…. Happy Thursday. Y’all know the drill.

Also yay city tv for airing these in the wrong order as per usual… I don’t know how much of a 2 parter svu and oc are but we’re getting oc first here…

Ah. Yes. Okay. They are completely and totally related and im getting part 2 first. Love that. Why is citytv like this?

Are we just jumping into this without addressing the Kathy hallucination or whatever that was? Seriously?

Ah! Okay, here we go. Thank you.

Ugh god. Elliot just get over your manchild bullshit already. im sick of it

Elliot reacting like that over Oscar papa… homeboy clearly doesn’t know about William lewis…

k… I lowkey trust bell talking with the perp but like… her lawyer is there, she’s lawyered up… any ada on svu would be having a field day right now… like… these are two cops. They can’t be making deals. Just cause they say they wont press charges or whatever the da might still have to…

man… I adore Ayanna so fucking much. I also love how little she holds back facial expressions, like… same girl… same…

bruh… if you thought this was a JOKE why would you put down FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS?!

Bobby and his sandwich LOOOLL.

“it’s attempted murder not the express checkout line.” Yup. Bell has the best one liners.

This episode is giving major criminal minds vibes. And then amanda is going to be brought in as a “profiler” like… cmon… (also I don’t even wanna talk about that… like…her being a professor is already ridiculous. But to also be a profiler? Like… sure she’s smart and has a forensics degree but she aint that smart…she would be a terrible profiler…)

They’re STILL making fast and furious movies?! Jfc.

“carisi can’t keep his mouth shut” and “she left me a message” ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! Like, those two were BESTIES, and you’re telling me they wouldn’t actually keep in touch?! Esp over something like this? Like noah, billie and jessie had play dates all the time, they hungout together, carisi still works with liv. This is so fucking dumb. Like… yes I get it, if you leave a job you start another one and might not keep up with the people you used to from the previous ones, but the ones who really mean something keep in touch. This is something that drives me INSANE about tv shows cause a cast member will leave and it’s as if the characters will NEVER see each other again. I get it, sometimes the actors can’t come back or don’t want to, but like… a mention here or there, a sense of reality?? It’s no wonder Liv is always alone and mopey over shit. Life is a two way street ma’am, if you keep shutting out people who “leave” you then guess what? You’re not gonna have anyone left! (still don’t condone Elliot’s behaviour but like… we don’t’ care about him here)

Mothership:

“you’re bleeding.” “yeah… bullets’ll do that to you” *proceeds to collapse*

So naturally I was not paying that much attention, but why tf did they only charge him with one count of murder? He should have also been charged with attempted murder of the other girl and attempted murder/assault of a police officer?

Anyway. Now it’s svu time. Bring me my bebes.

Jesus that’s fucking terrifying. Could you imagine coming across that on a run?! Jesus.

Carisi was so friggin cute when he spilt the beans to liv, fucking adorable.

I got distracted making gifs. Oops.

Loving muncy and churlish partnered up, their banter and shit is good, I accept

Liv being all “doesn’t everyone in staten island know each other” and carisi pulling her chain is hilarious

Omg these girls are both like fucking 5 foot nothing and 90lbs and elias is a giant this is not gonna end well…

Thank god churlish kept the gun on him, smart girl.

Okay I think some of this is less intriguing to me because ive already seen OC

Oh god..joe is yelling… im turned on…

They literally put muncy in a plaid shirt that has the bisexual flag colours on it… COME ON.

HOLY SHIT. Christ. I KNEW SOMETHING LIKE THAT WAS COMING. Muncy needs a hug, and probably some therapy…

I absolutely do not want Velasco and muncy together. That being said. I would adore muncy and churlish or Velasco and churlish.. but I cant decide which one I like more…

Welp, that’s it for tonight. Maybe see you next week.

#law and order #law and order svu #law and order organized crime #svu #spoilers #law and order spoilers #svu spoilers

[wirwerdensiegen]

Wu Xie randomly pining for (half-naked) Xiao Ge in the middle of the desert.

#tomb of the sea #wu xie #xiao ge #hei yan jing #wang meng #this was hilarious #because it just came out of the blue #like 'let's give the people some fanservice!'... #if i seriously start giffing this dumb show now #i'll never finish it... #tomb bros

[erodasfishtacos]

HSLOT HOUSTON

Okay, I’m actually so happy with this one. Come talk about it with me in my inbox! 😌

warning: smut

please like, comment, share, rec!

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It was a bit of a shock, well a lot of a shock when YN is scrolling through her instagram time and it becomes flooded with a gif of her husband passionately kissing a gorgeous blonde.

The trailer for Don’t Worry Darling had dropped out of nowhere and now there was a nasty feeling on jealously, insecurity, and possessiveness in the pit of her stomach.

She knew it was irrational, they were married for fucks sake, but those emotions weren’t always rational.

YN watched it, over and over, until she tossed her phone onto the side table hard enough that it slides off and falls harshly on the ground.

Harry and crew were downstairs, it didn’t look like the Houston show was going to happen because of the storm.

She felts ridiculous and immature for the tears welling up in her eyes. It’s not like she was upset or mad at him.

She was proud of him for his acting abilities and all of his hard work - that’s why she was mad at herself right now.

YN knows Harry is expecting her downstairs to help figure out details, what to do for the fans, etc.. because she was a major part of the production crew.

But she nearly felt like she was going to throw up.

Could you blame her?

Who on earth would want to see their significant other making out passionately for the world to swoon over?

YN scrubs the tears from her cheeks, hadn’t even realized they were falling.

She does the worst thing ever, pulls it back up and starts ready comments, especially from their friends - it almost felt like betrayal. Jeff, Glenne, Lambert, Gemma.

A message appears at the top of the screen.

Bunny 🐰: come on darling, need you down here. meeting is about to start 😗

Her fingers hesitate.

yn: be down in five

Bunny 🐰: is everything okay? where’s my kiss? 😗😗😗😗😗😗😗😗😗😗

She sighs, she feels bad because it’s not his fault.

He had been offered the role, came home and instantly told his wife that if she wasn’t comfortable with him having romantic scenes - he’d turn it down.

YN wasn’t like that.

When she was being logically she would never want to stand in the way of Harry persuing his dreams.

It was acting and she had even been on set a few times when there were heated scenes but it just felt different - uncomfortable.

YN throws one of the bunny merch hoodies, a pair of cropped leggings, and black nikes before heading down from their suite to the conference room.

Harry had purposefully kept the seat open for her, right next to him, and she slips into quietly as they continue to talk.

There were a lot of higher ups in the room, from the venue, the touring company, his team - deciding on what they should do about the weather warning.

He instantly tugs her as close of possible to him with a long arm wrapped around her shoulder and a subtle kiss to the side of her head.

They’re talking about the people standing outside in the rain for GA, they all get quiet, and Harry nudges his wife, “Darling, they’re talking t’you.”

“Oh, I’m sorry. Can you repeat the question?” YN asks, eyes a bit wide in embarrassment at all the stares on her face.

A venue manager speaks up, “How do you think the fans will react and how can we ensure them of another show here. We do not want to lose the business of this concert.”

“Obviously upset. People have flown in for the concert - so maybe if you reach out to some of those fans and reimbursement their flights, they’d be more likely to come back and that would look good on you guys,” YN offers, tense and trying to ignore Harry’s concerned expression - he could always tell.

“Jamie, get on that,” The man orders with an executive nod that he liked the idea and Harry squeezes her shoulder lovingly.

The meeting goes on, she would normally wait for Harry to wade through all the people wanting to speak to him but she zips through the maze of bodies and back down the corridor to the elevator.

She about there when she hears someone running to catch up with her, knows exactly who it is when he pulls her back into his strong chest.

“Wha’s wrong?” Her husband murmurs in her ear, lips brushing softly and his arms keeping her as close as possible.

“It’s nothing, I just need some time alone,” YN sighs, stepping out of his warm embrace and turning to face him.

“Did I do somethin’? Baby, c’mon,” He coaxes, frowning as he studies her face, “Talk t’me, please.”

“I’m just - I’m being dumb,” She chuckles with no humor in her tone, tears welling again and she is quick to cover her face in her sleeve because fans are being to notice them.

“Okay, okay. Let’s get y’upstairs,” Harry replies, guiding her towards the elevator and throwing his arm around her to block her - it would look playful in the fan photos.

The crowd gets irritated when Harry refuses to stop and sign things, take pictures but his bodyguards quickly block them from getting to close.

Once in the elevator, alone, Harry cups her face gently, “Baby, y’gotta tell me what’s going on, m’confused.”

“The trailer, it came out and -“

Harry is perplexed for a moment, “Is that why everyone’s blowing up m’phone?”

Then he’s pulling it out, swiping a few times, and the short ten-second trailer is playing across his screen and he knows instantly.

“Sweetheart,” He sighs, tucking it back into his pocket, “M’sorry-“

“No, no. Don’t apologize,” YN interrupts him, eyes frantic as she speaks, “I’m not - It’s not your fault. I just wasn’t expecting it and it threw me off. I am so proud of you -“

“But y’a bit jealous, huh?” Harry smirks, rubbing his thumb against her bottom lip lightly, tugging to tease a bit.

“You’re my husband. Of course, I don’t want to see you do that with anyone else,” YN replies, watching as her husbands eyes meld into something fiery and golden.

“Can I tell you a secret?” He asks, voice deepening into what YN likes to call his sex voice and it really does work - makes her stomach flip.

“Harry, you don’t have to try to make me feel better. I’m re-“

Harry hits the red stop button on elevator, pausing the movement - it was a single elevator to the penthouse so it wasn’t effecting the rest of the hotel guests.

“Let me tell you a secret. The day we had to film tha’ scene, when I had to kiss someone who wasn’t you over and over again. When I had to act like I would fuck someone other than you,” Harry’s teeth are grazing her jugular dangerously, his breathe minty and cool, “You remember that one night on the balcony?”

“Mm,” YN agrees shakily, she remembers that night a few months ago well.

-

Harry had come home from set with a mission.

He hadn’t disclosed what happened that day and YN had completely forgotten to ask later on.

When he stormed through their master bedroom and swung open the balcony doors, his eyes fall hungrily on his wife who’s reading a book on their balcony. ***

Her skin was glowing on the dim fairy lights and reflection of the moon, it was late- nearly midnight when he’d finally gotten home.

She was lounging on the sofa, sprawled in a silk pajama set that was simple but so sexy in the way her natural breasts lay without a bra - nipples poking at the fabric.

It had only taken him a moment, he’d been hard the whole ride home thinking about his wife, and when he saw that, he was striding over and murmuring, “You know your safe words, right baby?”

-

It was him eating her out hungrily, ridding her of her clothes and him still fully dressed as he nipped and sucked at her clit.

-

Then he had bent her over the balcony railing, overlooking the Hollywood hills where surely their neighbors could have seen if they squinted.

His fingers were digging harshly into her backside, thrusting and having her tits sway with the force as he praised her on how well she took it.

-

And it ended with back on the couch, her legs soaked from her multiple releases, skin smattered in bruises and love bites, and Harry kissing her roughly as he pinched her clit and released inside her.

-

“The reason I wrecked y’tha’ night was because doing all that shit on set made me want to come straight home to m’wife,” Harry whispers like there’s other people in the elevator with them.

“Harry,” She mutters shyly, avoiding eye contact and looking down to the marble floor.

“No, look at me, baby. All I could think about were how much better your mouth feels, how no one can ever compare to how fuckin’ sexy y’are,” He rumbles, his hand is slipping underneath her hoodie and palming at her belly.

“Love you,” YN replies, reaching up to press their lips together and whine when his tongue automatically finds it way into her mouth.

“Been with you since I was fifteen. Y’know tha’? There’s a reason for that, s’because nobody gets to me like you do. You always make me crave more. The reason I put that rock on y’finger and y’name on m’bank account.”

“Bunny, please.”

Harry smirks against her lips, “Please what?”

“Fuck me, c’mon,” She begs desperately, his hand teasing at the waistband of her leggings but not giving her anything.

“Gotta give it t’you when you ask, s’my husbandly duty,” Harry kisses her again, hands moving to tug them down.

“Yes, be a good husband,” She scolds, getting on her tiptoes out of instinct as he slips two fingers up into her.

“M’tryin’,” He gruffs, hissing at how wet she is for him as he curls his fingers towards the front her wall to hit her spot, “Only one f’me. Never want anyone else, been an love-struck idiot for you since I was fifteen.”

-

After they finish, Harry presses the button to restart the elevator and they’re both panting, with a light sheen on sweat.

When they step into the foyer of the penthouse, Harry cups her face and makes sure he has her full attention.

“I love you. If this movie or me acting with other people romantically is too much for you. Please tel me, m’job is never more important than m’marriage,” He says seriously, face still splotchy from coming in the sticky, hot elevator.

She shakes her head, “It doesn’t make me uncomfortable - well, not when I’m thinking logically. I’m proud of you, I can’t wait to see the movie.”

“I love y’so much, sunflower. Y’my soulmate, the reason I have the courage and confidence is because of you.”

#hslot!harry #hslotrry #hslot verse #harrystylesfanfic #harry styles writing #harry styles #harry styles masterlist #harry styles fic rec #harry styles x reader #harry styles x you #harry styles fluff #harry styles x y/n #update #file

[lucy-sky]

Games We Play (Terrance Swaino x f!Reader)

Swaino suddenly discovers your secret drawer™ and is up for experiments.

Warnings: uhh... sex toys, handcuffs, oral sex f receiving, Swaino being a tease and making dumb jokes in bed :’)

Words: 2138; gif by me; AO3 link if you prefer reading there

A/N: um okay guys, this is once again a total PWP and I’m posting it from my shame pit, but I had to get it out of my system because I’ve been thinking of Swaino and sex toys for a shamelessly long time already okay bye :’)

Swaino’s lips are warm and insistent against your skin as he kisses your neck with abandon, hovering over you, his knee between your parted legs. You both are already hot and bothered, almost no clothes left on you except your panties and his ridiculously bright boxer briefs.

“Shit, babe… You got condoms, right?” Swaino grunts, looking at you with hope in his eyes.

“Damn… Did you forget?..” You bite your lip.

“No! No, it’s just… it’s in my jacket, and the jacket is… you know… somewhere…” He nods at the bedroom door. Yep, in the heat of a moment, you both started undressing once you got into your apartment, so the clothes could literally be anywhere, this’ll be a quest to find them all.

“Relax,” you grin at him. “I’m just kidding. Course I’ve got them. Here, check the left drawer.”

“Yeah,” he presses a quick kiss on your lips before sitting up and reaching the bedside table.

“Whoa. Hey, what’s that??”

Damn.

“I told you the left drawer, not the right one, T,” you groan, rolling your eyes at his reaction. Swaino looks like a fascinated kid as he turns to you with your vibrator in his hand. “Yes, I have a couple of toys, so? There’s nothing wrong with that.” You say it mostly to yourself, because even though you know it's true, you still feel the heat on your cheeks at the sight of Terrance discovering your stuff.

“Well, didn’t say it’s wrong…” He murmurs as he keeps curiously observing the device. “It just looks so… fancy. I thought they all look like uh… dildos or that rabbit thingy like in Sex and the City…”

“Sex and the City?” You can’t suppress a giggle.

“Hey, don’t give me that look! My sisters are obsessed with this fucking show,” he retorts, and his flushed face makes you laugh even more.

“Okay, so this one - I get it. It… Vibrates. And this?” Ignoring your amusement, Swaino grabs another toy from the drawer. Funny enough, its color almost matches his boxer briefs - bright pink.

“It’s uh… It’s a clitoral stimulator. You seriously haven’t seen such things before?”

“Nope. You’re the first girl whose secret stash I found,” he chuckles. “So, what exactly does it do?”

“Well… You just press it against the clit, and when you push this button it starts to kinda… suck in the air… And it feels good.”

“Yeah, you like that?” Swaino raises his eyebrows, clearly amused.

“Yep. I actually like it better than that vibrator,” you confess.

“Hope not better than me though, huh?..” He winks, sticking out his tongue.

“Ughh come on, stop fishing for compliments, Swaino! As if you don’t know what you do to me…”

“Oh yeah, for real?”

You roll your eyes again at the smug look he’s giving you.

“Yes, for real. I don’t even remember when I recharged them last time,okay?” At this point you start to lose your patience - you're lying here in nothing but your underwear, and he seems to be more interested in your sex toys rather than actually having sex with you. “Can we, maybe, go on now?..”

“Wait a minute… Now that’s really interesting!..” Swaino exclaims. “How can you explain that , ma'am?” With this, he fishes out of the drawer a pair of fluffy pink handcuffs.

“Oh, this… It’s just a silly birthday present from a friend. Look, it’s not even opened. I just tossed them here and forgot about them. T, please. Put them back and let's get to where we were before you opened this goddamn drawer!”

“Sure, but hey…” He gives you a wicked smirk, “I got an idea…”

“Oh no.”

“How ‘bout we use those, hmm?..” Swaino wiggles his eyebrows.

“The handcuffs? I-I really don’t know…” You stumble. On the one hand you’ve never thought of really using this toy - it just felt like such a thing belongs to porn films and stuff like that, so you couldn’t take it seriously. But on the other hand… On the other hand, the idea of giving yourself to Swaino like that actually seems kinda hot. Maybe you haven’t been dating for very long, no serious milestones in your relationship yet, but you trust him enough to be comfortable with it.

“I mean why the hell not?” Terrance shrugs. “I bet your friend would be glad to know you finally put the gift into use.”

“Fine.”

“Fine?” Swaino echoes you as if he can’t believe you agreed that easily.

“Yeah, alright. Let’s do it,” you nod.

“Ah, babe!” He grins at you, wicked twinkles in his eyes, as he tears the package open. “You’re not gonna be disappointed, I swear.”

“You better be right,” you chuckle, putting your hands up. It takes Swaino a couple of minutes to figure out how to fix them against the headboard with the cuffs. Drawing back, he observes the result of his “work”, that wicked grin still playing on his lips.

“Happy now?” You cock an eyebrow.

“I pretty much am, yeah. Wait here, I’m gonna go grab some pizza…”

“Swaino!” You kick him with your foot as he hoots with laughter.

“Just joking around. Calm down, sweetheart.”

You want to mutter something about how terribly unfunny his childish jokes sometimes are, especially right now, but this thought vanishes the second he leans in, capturing your lips in a deep passionate kiss. You moan into his mouth as his hands roam your sides, finally landing on your breasts, giving them a firm squeeze and letting his thumbs brush over your nipples. He then kisses slowly down your neck and chest, until the tip of his tongue makes contact with the hardened bud, causing you to gasp softly. Swaino hums as if he’s tasting something delicious as his lips envelop your nipple, gently sucking on it. You’re so lost in his sweet caress that only a familiar buzzing sound makes you open your eyes and come back to reality.

“T?..”

“Oh, um… I thought if this thing sucks in the air, it could work not just on the clit, right?” With this, he carefully presses the device’s head to your nipple. The unfamiliar sensation makes you squirm a little at first, but you have to admit it feels quite enjoyable.

“Good?” Terrance asks, examining the expression on your face.

“Mhmm… But I liked your mouth better.”

“Got it,” he smiles, and his lips are back at your breast.

Having both your nipples stimulated like that soon makes you crave for more. Your moans are getting louder, and you instinctively try to squeeze your thighs in an attempt to get some pressure on your aching clit.

“T… I-I need more…” You pant.

“Oh yeah, could you ask like a good girl?”

“Seriously, Swaino?”

“Come on, sweetheart. If we’re playing with handcuffs let’s do it right, huh?” He smirks, letting the fingers of his free hand gently rub against your still clothed pussy. Damn. This man’s gonna be the death of you.

“Okay, okay…” you murmur, bucking your hips against Swaino’s hand. “Please, Terrance, I need more…”

“Now that’s my baby girl,” he croons, looking very pleased with himself, as he moves your panties aside and finally presses the stimulator to where you need it to be. Your hips jerk as you let out a desperate whimper. Satisfied with the effect, Swaino wraps his free hand around your waist and dips his head into the crook of your neck, kissing and nipping on the tender skin there. And even though you’re already familiar with the toy, now it feels so much better. With Swaino that close to you, the warmth of his body against your skin, his lips and tongue and teeth on your neck… You’re completely blissed out. It’s only the first intensity level on your device, but it’s fine, you just don’t want it to end too soon, you love how the pleasure is slowly building in the pit of your belly, how your walls pulse and flutter even more when he whispers praises against your flushed skin.

“That’s it, baby girl… I love how you moan for me…”

He bites and sucks on your earlobe, and you feel so, so impossibly close to the edge, when all of a sudden the buzz dies and the toy stops working.

“Ughhhhh!...” you groan in disappointment.

“What the hell?” Swaino draws back, staring at the device in his hand confusedly.

“Told you I don’t remember when I recharged it,” you reply, breathing heavily.

“Well, fuck it then,” he tosses the toy back into the drawer. “It was fun while it lasted, but now… Time for some serious emergency measures. Get over here!”

“Oh thank god!” You exclaim, as he finally tugs your panties off and lifts your legs up to place them on his shoulders. You feel so shamelessly exposed like that, your hands still attached to the headboard, your pussy spread before your lover’s hungry gaze. You imagine how obscene the two of you look right now and it makes your insides clench with the need of release.

Swaino is quite unhurried though, as he tickles your inner thighs with his beard, leaving a trail of wet kisses on his way to your aching center.

“Damn, girl…” He glances at you, licking his lips. “You’re so soaked I might drown in there. That’s freakin’ hot, you know.”

“For fuck’s sake, Swaino! Can you stop being a tease, and just… just do something!.. You want me to beg?..”

“Well you could try…” With a devilish smirk on his face he dips his head down and gives your clit a quick stroke with just the tip of his tongue. After all the stimulation, this gesture hits you like a lightning strike, making you shudder and hiss through clenched teeth.

“Huh? Didn’t hear ya,” he licks you again, and you lose it.

“Ah! Please!” You cry out. At this moment you literally cannot think of anything else, and thankfully Swaino complies. Still grinning, he leans down, and you cry out again as his greedy mouth practically devours your pussy.

Your clit is an oversensitive bundle of nerves right now, and when he finally reaches it, your first reaction is to jerk away from his caress because it feels too much. Swaino holds you firmly though.

“Shhh… I got you, sweetheart, relax…” He hushes as his thumbs rub soothing circles against your thighs. “My bad. I’ll go slower now, okay?”

And he actually does. You moan in delight as the uncomfortable feeling of overstimulation disappears, making way to pure bliss. Swaino’s tongue is working wonders on you, as it always does. You desperately want to sink your fingers into his hair, to tug on it, to pull him closer. But somehow being like that, unable to touch or push him, completely at his mercy, turns you on as well. When he pushes two fingers into your heat and curls them just right, tongue still pressing against the throbbing bud, it doesn’t take you long to finally reach the climax. Your orgasm is intense and surprisingly long, and you’re pretty sure all the neighbors could hear your high-pitched moan.

“You alright?” Swaino asks when you get back to planet earth, still trembling a little from the aftershocks of your pleasure.

“I’m fucking great!” You breathe out. “But… Could you release me, maybe?”

“Oh. Sure.” He sits up and starts to rake around the drawer. “Shit. I think I lost the key…”

“What?!” Panic instantly rises up within you.

“Just kidding,” he laughs shamelessly. “Here it is!”

“It’s not funny, you idiot!” You punch him on the shoulder as soon as your hands are free again. But as silly as he can be, Swaino is not dumb, and he knows from the tone of your voice that you’re not really mad at him.

“Yeah, right, I’m an idiot. C’mere,” he rasps, catching your hand and pressing his lips against your wrist. And then he kisses you with sudden tenderness, the warmth of his tongue and the salty taste of your arousal on his lips make your head spin, as well as this smile of his. A kind of a smile that makes his eyes crinkle at the corners. Gosh, you love this stupid smug face so much.

“So, uh… Are you… Can we…” He glances down at the bulge between his legs, then looks back at you questioningly.

“Not so fast, cowboy,” you smirk, placing your hands on his shoulders to gently push him away. “Lay back down, honey. Now it’s my turn to be a tease.”

An expression of disappointment on Swaino’s face slowly turns into an excited grin, as you let your hands stroke down his torso until you reach his boxer briefs.

“I dunno what game are you playing now, sweetheart, but something tells me I ain’t gonna complain.”

*

Thank you for reading! 

(first fic of 2022, and it’s porn... if you still didn’t know what kind of a mutual I am to you, now you know - I’m a horny mutual :’D)

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