#ignore this post

[jpv-isms]

bruce: i want to consume you like people consume media, i want to understand why you breathe the way you do, why the space between your steps is what it is, the why behind every minuscule movement of every muscle in your body. i want to know you more than i could ever truly know anything

hal: Okay

#nonsense #tbh this is both a mix of inspiration from that gothic bruce post by lanternbats (?) #and just brain vomit #ignore this post #batlantern

[anonymouscheeses]

Each their own but...

What the actual fuck 😇💜

#anti charlastor #chaggie #hazbin hotel #this cant be real right #i dont hate charlastor but how did it get more #followers than the canon ship. #h*skerdust i can understand #BUT CHARLASTOR??? #also please be respectful none of the ships are bad im just surprised #IM SHIDDING AND FARDING 😰😰🤯🤯 #ignore this post

[kelpiekidd]

#tsp #kelpietrash #he could fix me i think #ignore this post #the stanley parable

[respectthepetty]

Ignore this post. I'm writing aloud for my own sake.

*whispering because I don't want to speak this into existence*

This is preemptive, but what if Keng is alive? Plenty of people have been mentioning it for a bit, but really, WHAT IF?

What is the story telling us by keeping him alive? I know we will know, and the story will tell us, and I just have to be patient, but like . . .

What. If?

He gave Non money. He was trying to investigate the case. He said he wanted to protect people and prevent anyone else from falling into this trap. He tried to comfort Non when the video was leaked instead of blaming him.

Everyone is getting excused for their behavior, so is it . . . would it be . . . could the show excuse him for sleeping with his tutee the same way it has given reasons to understand these boys' behavior.

So is the show not condemning him the way I have?

Mental Health 101 says not to stress about events that have yet to happen, but there is a lot to unpack in this, and I'm just trying to get my head wrapped around it right now before I possibly get it in the show.

Because if I actually get this in the show, what is the show saying by keeping this man alive and having him in on the kills?

Oh please, God, let this man be dead because I do not have time to be torn on this in the final stretch.

#dead friend forever #if Keng is alive . . . #I don't even know #writing aloud #ignore this post #I'm just trying to work out my thoughts #and my feels #and my biases

[angeltorresgf]

HES JUST STANDING THWRE LIKE 🧍‍♂️ LIKE BRO WAS WORKING UP THE COURAGW TO GIVE HIM A SMOOCH AND THEN LOST IT WHEN BRADLEY “6 FOOT TALL AND PORNSTACHE” BRADSHAW SHOWED UP AND HE WAS LIKE 🥴 “ᵍᶦᵛᵉ ᵉᵐ ʰᵉˡˡ” AND WALKED AWAY

#ignore this post #top gun #hangster #im posting this in the middle of class #top gun maverick #jake hangman seresin #bradley rooster bradshaw #bradley bradshaw #jake seresin

[red-pill-blue-pill]

Keanu Reeves masterlist

John Wick

Don’t fear the reaper.

Summary: It's nice to find someone to come back to but what happens when they leave.

Warnings: Angst

Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat.

Summary: She arrived to the assassins world scared and confused but thankfully he was there to console her.

Warnings: Angst, fluff.

Part 1, Part 2

Night thoughts.

Summary: John goes over every core memory of you.

Warnings: none

I can feel it.

Summary: Your week is a total wreck and John takes care of you.

Warnings: anxiety attack, angst

The best of the class.

Summary: You cross paths with the Ruska Roma's womanizer.

Warnings: smut

Part 1, Part 2

I’d be jealous of your love

Summary: Sweet mornings with John.

Warnings: none

Road trip.

Summary: You and john go on a road trip to Italy.

Warnings: eventual smut in part 2

Part 1 , Part 2  (forever hiatus)

Jack Traven

I’ll try

Summary: After a long stressful week Jack appears to save the day

Warnings: None

Keanu Reeves

Talk to me

Summary: You work as assistant director in the John Wick 3 set and everything is quite shitty in your personal life.

Warnings: Body shaming (your coworkers shame you because of your weight so if it’s triggering for you please don’t risk it. You are all beautiful no matter what), angst.

I’ll take you with me.

Summary: In the orphanage everyday was hell, then he arrived. 

Warnings: Child abuse!!!!

Just to make you happy.

Summary: She’s homeless and Keanu helps her out.

Warnings: swearing, violence.

Is this a dream?

Summary: You'd never thought interviewing your crush would turn out this way

Warnings: none

Ted logan

You gave me a reason.

Summary: After years of battling illness Ted's there to hold your hand as you say goodbye

Warnings: angst

#ignore this post #I'm just tidying up a bit #keanu reeves fic #keanu reeves x reader #john wick x reader #john wick fic #ted logan x reader #Jack traven x reader #jack traven fic #ted logan fic

[theratshaveinvaded]

I don't have a set way I like to draw characters. Like Chell(From Portal), I like drawing her chubby, skinny, tall, short, silly, sad, etc. There are just so many ways I draw her, same with Wheatley, I'll draw him tall, short, so on. I like to imagine all these versions of the same character are friends. Like they'll play Monoply together and have pizza night sleepovers.

#Portal 2 #Wheatley #Chell #Ignore this post #I'm just rambling to myself

[navnae]

Steve and Eddie having the pact that whoever dies have to promise to take care of the group, both of them on the verge of tears because both of them want to escape but only one of them will make it out and continue on with being the protector. It was a sad reality when they had to look at the group in the face again knowing that they were preparing themselves for their last moments.

#steddie #angst #steddie angst #felt sad #idk what this is #ignore tags #ignore this post #this is a me problem #this is a mess #steve harrington #eddie munson #stranger things #idk what else to tag #help lol #please #come on #manifesting #power #so cuuuute #lmaooooooo #that is so funny #wow #hmmmmm #omfg #i know what you are #be for real #duffer brothers i swear #i’m tiiiiiired #steddie headcanon #steddie hcs

[r08s]

togata appreciation post because i love him so much, he is so so so relatable, i am literally togata, fujimoto is just amazing, i hope fire punch gets an anime adaptation

#ignore this post #just a rant #trans #transgender #trans ftm #ftm #real #relatable #lgbt #lgbtqia #togata #togata fire punch #i love him #fire punch #tatsuki fujimoto #the goat

[riverdarkness]

I'm putting a read more so I don't bother my followers/mutuals with thoughts on minecraft eggs.

Phil's stream yesterday (27/12/23)

That argument has been a long time coming as people have said. It also hit pretty close to home.

Chayanne has been an egg I resonate the most with. More so when tallulah came into the family.

I'm an older sibling, and my younger sibling is disabled. So, I understand the pressure to protect the younger sibling to the level of caretaker. To be independent and self-sufficient in order to do that.

The truth is that qPhil has unintentionally created a "glass child" dynamic between Tallulah and Chayanne. Chayanne is the glass child.

I know qPhil has been trying his best. He's taken care of the two of them for months on end on his own. It also isn't Tallulah's fault either.

qPhil needs to spend more 1 on 1 time with Chayanne. But Chayanne needs to set boundaries, especially with qPhil.

I get that it was a lose - lose situation no matter what qPhil did, but a small part of me wanted him to stay with Chayanne and let tubbo find Tallulah. I know it would have validated Tallulah's feelings, but Chayanne has been hurting quietly without help because Tallulah is the priority.

#qsmp chayanne #qsmp philza #qsmp #qsmp tallulah #god that whole argument hurt #i want to hug both of them #ignore this post #my mind wouldn't let this go #qPhil is a good dad

[captain-crowfish]

Damn I forgot to post this image on 4/20

#archibald snatcher #one day im coming through frames and i think “hey this one makes him look high” #10 minutes later this image was born #ignore this post #apologies for my behavior i am sleep deprived #drug ment tw #drug reference

[starqueensthings]

*nothing is posted unedited, and almost nothing is watermarked. Pls be a solid pal and provide credit if using elsewhere*

Part One

Part Two

Part Three

Part Four

Part Five

#ignore this post #I’m only doing it so I can add it to my masterlist #thank you that is all #starqueensedits #commander fox

[metaphoricwanderlust]

genuinely feel like yesterday was a goddamn fever dream. charles leclerc and max verstappen played padel TOGETHER.

percy jackson came out with a bunch of little spoilers and photos for the show.

and then the whole taylor swift/travis kelce outing pretty much just broke my brain.

won't be able to focus on anything today lol

#random #personal #fg #taylor swift #travis kelce #charles leclerc #max verstappen #tv shows #percy jackson #ignore this post #pjo

[doulayogimama]

Local kosher restaurant had a menu with “chicken less” tenders on the menu.

We ordered them, asked for confirmation that it was vegan, and when it came we were like… that looks too real 😂

My fellow veg SIL took a bite first and she was like… that can’t be vegan. I decided to take a bit and knew it was real chicken. It was “hard” in consistency and I remember the same feeling I used to have when eating chicken tenders: like it’s almost too tough to swallow. We called them back and they said they don’t sell chicken less tenders 🥲 The menu we were looking at was apparently an old seasonal one that is still on their website 😐

I told my in laws they’re lucky they made this mistake with me and not another person that would rip them a new one for giving them meat.

Fried chicken was my #1 hardest thing to give up but it was a relief to eat it and to just feel grossed out by it, honestly. After 7 years without meat, I wasn’t sure if I didn’t like it or if I was repressing my cravings because I care about animals more than my pleasure. But I definitely did not enjoy eating that.

#sorry my carnivore friends #ignore this post #but also yay plants 🌱 #I’m very grateful to be vegetarian

[uninformedartist]

Closing asks ect for now. Sorry, got 3 tests to do next week and 1 assignment due on Sunday. Will get to backlog asks as soon as I'm done, apologies ya'll send some great asks that I want to answer properly 🙏

#my blog posts #my blog #closing asks #apologies #ignore this post

[i-restuff]

the only reason to learn english is to understand english memes

#ignore this post #im sleep deprivied #ramble.txt