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sturnioloobessed · 1 month

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Bad Idea!

Summary~Matt and y/n broke up nearly a year ago but it was a mutal break up as they knew they were toxic,what happens when y/n accidentally sent matt a few pictures on accident.

I softly hummed to the music that echoed through my room as i scrolled through the pictures in my camera roll,the nude ones,the non nude ones.

A messages appeared from the guy ive been speaking to.

I swiped onto my snapchat going into my eyes only,tapping the passcode into choosing my best photo and went back on to message typing up matt and pressing the first one.

Ping!!

My heart dropped slightly,why was matt texting me not the coffee matt, matt matt my ex.

I slowly pressed onto his message.

Shit..

My heart beat rapidly beated,my heart felt like it was in my throat.

What?

What the fuck!

I clutched onto my phone,my thumb grazing over the keyboard before texting back letting out a shaky sigh.

I threw my phone across my room,panic rushing through my body what have i gotten myself into. A simple ‘no im so sorry wrong person’ or ‘block’ could of been fine.. But no! Fuck fuck fuck. I jumped out of my bed throwing on some makeup,quickly ripping off my sweat pants and the oversized tshirt changing it to a lace lounge set so i didnt look a mess.

I let out a sigh of relief hearing my door bell go off my heart sank,i sprayed my perfume running around my room throwing stuff in my wardrobe to make my room look clean before rushing down stairs looking at my door before pulling it open.

“hi-”

I got cut off with matt pushing me against my wall slamming the door close smashing his pink plumbed lips against mine,fuck how i have missed this,his cold slender hands trailed down to my hips giving them a tight squeeze before turning us around to my couch pushing me onto it as he dangled over me his chain following swiping across my skin as our bodies moved in sync.

His swollen lips moved to my jaw giving to a soft peck then down to my neck,nibbling my sweet spot earing a breathy moan from me,sucking on my sweet spot making marks along my skin.

‘oh-oh matt’

He chuckled against my skin,the warm feeling of his breath hitting my skin made my breath hitch,a whine made its way out of mouth of desperation.

‘I know pretty girl hold on for me’

The urge of needing him became desperate, louder whine made its way out again,his index finger placed onto my lips as he shushed me.

His cold fingers grazed over my clothed clit as they traveled up to the waist band on my shorts pulling them allowing them to snap against my skin earning a wince from me,he tugged on my shorts with desperation,i lifted my hips up helping him as he slid my shorts off throwing them somewhere in my living room.

The pad of his thumb connected to my clit rubbing the bud softly while he slipped his index and middle finger into my leaking hole thrusting them in and out,curling them to my g-stop.

‘nghh-hh fuc—fuck fuck matt’

My legs shook as the knot formed in my stomach,i arched my back off the sofa unable to process the pleasure rushing through my body,i felt close as my legs shook harshly and the knot wanting to snap.

‘ima cu-cum..matt! nghh fuck’

He fucked me with his fingers harder leaning over to my face kissing me,slipping his tongue into my mouth exploring it,the knot snapped as i squirted all over his fingers i felt him smirk against my swollen lips as he leaned down to my wet cunt,his tongue licked a strip under agaisnt my pussy earning a hiss from me from feeling senstive.

‘so pretty..teasing me with your nudes hm?’

Words were unable to form from the amount of pleasure i just felt and the tiredness swarming over me,fuck..

Not fucking for ages really did have an effect on me,i was never this tired after we used to have sex my breathing was heavy,sweat trickled down my forehead as my hair was stuck onto it; a hand swept away the sweaty hair making me sigh.

‘mm stay here pretty girl’

I felt where his presence was once there disappear then come back,he had a towel in his hand wiping up my juices off me and the couch while i sat up he got up finding my shorts for me; helping me get them back on due to the weakness in my below part of my body.

He picked me up carrying me to my bed placing me on the bed,i pulled my covers up tucking myself under the quilts whilst he was shuffling around but i didnt know what with since i had my eyes closed,too lazy to even open them,i felt the bed dip next to me shirtless matt snaking his arm around my waist pulling me into him as his kisses my temple softly moving to turn my bedside lamp over so he wouldng move me too much then went back into his original place snuggling me,mumbling the words.

I love you..

As we both drifted off.

First fic since ages ago😝😝😝

ik this wasnt rlly good sorryy❤️

#Spotify #matt sturniolo #sturniolo fanfic #sturniolo triplets #sturniolo x reader #chris sturniolo #smut #matt sturniolo fanfic #matt sturniolo fluff #matt sturniolo smut #matt sturniolo imagine #matt sturniolo x reader #matt sturniolo x you #matt sturniolo smutt

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pasta-in-the-pudding · 7 months

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I accidentally deleted an ask again im so sorry 😭

Request: how do you think jeff would react if his s/o put "my" /"mine" in front of his name?

Thank you so much for requesting!!

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Jeff with a reader who puts "my" before his name

Jeff is a naturally very possesive person

He's let others know that youre his by many means

Making a show of kissing you, calling you pet names, groping you, etc

And his ideal partner would be someone who is reciprocative of this

He doesn't want a submissive little housewife, he wants an equal

Someone who will kiss him all sweet one moment and beat his ass the next for saying something stupid

And he is so happy that he has you!

You are the epitome of his ideal partner

So when he hears you put "my" in front of his name, he goes feral

"My jeff" you mutter, coming up behind him and nibbling his ear

Jeff's brain is a keyboard smash in that moment

"HSNDHSJDJFFJ BARK BARK AWOOGA"

That is his brain basically

You have no idea how much he adores you saying that

Especially if it was in front of people?

Mwah. Chef's kiss

If you ever want him to do anything for you, you could just call him yours and hed be willing

"Can you go get me my phone out of my bedroom"

"No go get it yourself loser"

"Aw come on, my sweet jeff wouldn't help me out a bit?"

"I'll go get it right noW-"

Simp ass 🙄

He will go especially crazy if you call him yours during your more ~intimate~ moments

No i will not go into detail

I also feel like he would just melt if you do it when he's in an especially soft mood

Wrap him up in your arms, kiss him softly, smell his hair, and call him your "pretty jeff"

He will actually fall asleep right then and there

#creepypasta #slender mansion #creepypasta x y/n #creepypasta x you #creepypasta x female reader #jeff the killer x male reader #jeff the killer x reader #jeff the killer headcanons #jeffery woods #jeff the killer

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twisted-tales-of-all · 8 months

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My Universe Returns to Me

Summary: Missing your boyfriend, you surprise him by watching the final concert of his group's tour, followed by a wonderful night together for the first time in months. Pairing: Stray Kids' Bangchan x afab!Reader Genre: Smutty One-shot with loads of fluff AUs/Tropes: idol!AU, established relationship, temporary-ldr, first meeting after a while Word Count: 2.1k Warnings: description-heavy, slight tinge of jealousy, occasional teasing, body worship (f. receiving), praise, unprotected sex, slight begging, orgasm (m. and f. receiving), breast fondling/nipple play, creampie, slight overstim during aftercare, it's pretty fluffy sex because Chris is a so deeply in love A/N: a drabble request turned into a full piece oops, I still italicized the prompts like the drabbles. Special thanks to the spirit who came to help me write this (they want to stay anon), and I hope everyone enjoys! As always, feel free to point out any missed warnings, and please reblog with feedback/reactions<3

It'd been far too long since you'd last met your boyfriend since they're currently on tour, so you decide to surprise him at the last concert. Sitting in the company-designated seats towards the back of the crowd, you take a picture of the stage and send it to him while they're doing soundcheck. When they head backstage again, you get a slew of messages in response, some just keyboard smashes and others excitedly asking whether he'd be able to see you later. Finally, he pouts about having to put his phone away and wishes for you to enjoy the show.

You choose not to answer most of his messages, simply telling him to have fun and that you can't wait to see him. The concert goes as smoothly as any last stop does, with plenty of tears and sappy moments sprinkled amongst the singing, dancing, and rehearsed skits. You take plenty of pictures of the screens that project the members to their fans, especially when your boyfriend is plastered on screen for all to see. After the concert ends, the VIP event begins. You watch all the lucky VIPs line up for their high fives and quick chats with the members, but you know better than to join that line - even if the company tickets come with the option to. The boys would all be too excited to see you, and you're not trying to get jumped by hundreds of fans for befriending the group. You walk out of the venue and make your way to the hotel, silently thanking Felix for telling you where they were staying so you could get a room in the same hotel.

Lounging in your room for an hour or so, your mind wanders to the VIP event. A pang in your chest alerts you of your slight jealousy of the fans who see your boyfriend before you, but you shove the thought away by remembering Chris' words from the last time you felt undeserving of him.

"No matter how well I treat the fans, I'm always thinking of you, y'know. You never leave my mind, and even all the stars are by your side. You're perfect in my eyes, and I'm always going to be by your side."

Taking yourself out of your head, you hear your phone ring. Answering without even checking the name, you don't get a word out before the chaos erupts from the other end.

"Where are youuuu? I want to see you and hug you and kiss you and hold you already." Chris whines, making you smile but roll your eyes.

The disgusted screams in the background prompt you to ask him whether they've returned to the hotel yet, but Felix's screams answer before Chris can, "Tell 'im to wait until he's alone to do this! We don't wanna hear him gush!"

Despite his pouts, you tell your boyfriend to call you back when he reaches the hotel, knowing he'll call the moment the van pulls up to the building. When you get the call, you give him the room number and tell him that he can come straight up if he wants or wait until he washes up. Within minutes, you hear someone knock on your door. He has a bag with his change of clothes and insists that it's easier to wash up in your room instead of waiting his turn for the showers in their four rooms. You roll your eyes, but he hugs you so tightly the moment the door closes that you can't help but smile. When the boys say he's whipped for you, these moments prove that for you.

After the initial hellos, filled with long hugs and dozens of kisses of varying intensities, he asks how you enjoyed the concert. His eyes fill with worry and anticipation, but they soften again as you tell him about all of the new pictures you have to tease everyone with. At the end of your ramble, you mention the event and pout about how he's STAY's boyfriend. He tilts his head as his face twists into a sad apologetic gaze, so you finish with a half-joke.

"Call me selfish, but I don't ever want anyone else to touch you."

He cups your cheeks as he teases you for being possessive, "Awh, my love feels like they aren't getting enough attention? Is that why you came all this way? You missed me that much?"

Even though he's eating it up, you point out that he's even more possessive, "You'd miss me just as bad if you didn't beg me for pictures every single day!"

"Shh, don't worry, I'll take very good care of you. You came all this way, after all."He deflects, turning on his deeper, more sultry voice as he leans in to kiss you again, trying to distract you from the topic of his own neediness.

The kiss holds more longing than those from earlier, as it's somehow softer but more sexually charged than before. Deepening the kiss, Chris puts a hand on the small of your back, guiding you to lean back and lie flat on the bed. As he holds himself above you, he relishes the moment - you're finally here with him after months of being apart for the tour, your lips soft and your hands safely resting on the back of his neck. You were right, after all; he'd lose his mind if he wasn't getting your daily selfies and updates. It showed in his movements now, as he melted into you, verifying to himself that it's not too good to be true - that the love of his life was in his grasp again.

He pulls away slightly, brushing a stray hair from your beautiful face as he gazes at you with love-filled eyes, getting himself lost in the sparkles in your eyes, shining as brightly as the stars in the night sky.

"Chris, stop staring at me. I'm getting shy."

"But you're so beautiful, I want to admire you some more." The distant smile on his face tells you more than his words do; how happy he must be and how unreal it must feel.

"It's not a dream. I can't lie here for you to stare at forever."

Taking that as his cue, he starts kissing your body, worshipping your very existence. Careful not to move your clothes much yet, he takes his time to kiss every knuckle on your hands and each mole on your exposed skin. You squirm, giving him another sign to move forward, and he obliges by slowly sliding his hands under your shirt. He hooks his thumbs under the hem as he glides his hands up your torso, leaving goosebumps from how softly he touches you. As he reaches your chest, his fingers graze over the lacy fabric of your bra, and you notice his jaw tighten as he resists the urge to pull your shirt off faster. Already committed to his worshipping today, he resists where he otherwise wouldn't.

Fully removing your shirt, his fingers gloss over your shoulders and make their way to your beautifully decorated breasts. Tracing the edges of the fabric, he muses about how beautiful you look in between kisses to your collarbones and upper chest. Careful not to focus on your breasts too much, he lowers himself, leaving a trail of soft kisses from the bottom of the bra down to the hem of your pants. He isn't as slow removing your pants, undoing them and pulling them down quickly to see you in your adorably delectable matching set. A deep growl forms in the back of his throat, prompting praise after praise of how wonderful you look and how glad he is knowing that you're all his.

Your face and core heat up even more at the praises thrown at your exposed body despite him praising you endlessly throughout the relationship. No matter what he says nor however many times he says similar things, they always feel so deeply genuine that you can't help the knot in your stomach or the blush forming on your face. As he lowers his face between your thighs, the knot in your stomach tightens. Alternating his kisses between your thighs, you continuously feel his warm breath, especially when he hovers over your covered entrance to admire the soaked-through fabric.

Getting desperate for him to touch the places he's actively avoiding, you whine, "Chris, please. I need you. Stop teasing."

Although he insists that he wasn't teasing, your begs kick him enough to stop fighting his urges. Quickly removing his clothes, you notice his cock throbbing already. Not one to waste time teasing himself, he quickly works to pull your panties down, groaning as a string of your wetness follows the movement. Too tempted by seeing you exposed to him like this, he doesn't bother to remove your bra. As he settles between your legs, you quickly remove it yourself, letting your breasts free of the cage you chose to show them off to your boyfriend in.

Before lining himself up, he drags two of his fingers between your lower lips, gathering up your pre-cum. Rubbing it on the tip of his dick, he counts that as enough lube as he's too eager to feel your walls engulf him to do more preparation. As he lines himself, he looks to you for approval, sliding in slowly after your nod.

The noise leaving his lips as he bottoms out sounds heavenly and feral mixed perfectly together. And you can't even blame him; he feels so good inside you, filling you up perfectly with his thickness pressing against your walls and fighting against your tightness. He pulls back slowly until he's only half inside before thrusting in again sharply. You love it when he does this, feeling like he's trying to connect the two of you together so eagerly, wanting to feel you always.

He picks up the pace, rocking his hips to continue hitting your best spots. You try to cover your mouth to muffle the inhuman noises he's pushing out of you, but when he lifts your legs over his shoulders, you can't contain yourself anymore. The sly one-sided smile painting his face tells you that he's enjoying himself, earning those kinds of sounds from you.

Between thrusts, he teases, "You, you missed me, a lot, huh?"

Moving one hand from your hips to your breast, he cups it to display your nipple to him. Keeping pace, he leans forward and takes your nipple in his mouth, swirling his tongue around it and sucking gently. As you tighten from the sensation, he groans against you, sending vibrating chills from your perky nipple to the rest of your body. All of the combined sensations work you up, and you feel your orgasm building as he continues thrusting deep inside you.

"Don't stop... Please, I'm close." You warn him.

He focuses on his thrusts, keeping a steady rhythm as he feels you clenching tighter around him again. A deep, guttural moan against your breast brings you over the edge, your orgasm rippling through your whole body as you shake and moan uncontrollably. Riding it out, Chris lifts his head to watch your face contort from the pleasure, praising you for not hiding yourself this time.

"There you go, my love. Feel it out. Let everything out. Good job."

When you come down from your high, you notice his thrusts getting sloppy. With both hands back on your hips, his grip tightens as he nears his own climax. As his grunts become more animalistic, he finishes inside you with one final deep thrust. The warm liquid fills you as his fingertips dig into your skin, only to release seconds later as his high comes to an end.

You watch his face writhe as he slowly pulls out of you. He quickly grabs one of the washcloths from the bathroom, wetting it slightly with warm water, and rubs your opening lightly with it. Wincing from the stimulation, you grab at the sheets. You know he's just trying to clean you off, but you're so sensitive from your orgasm that you can't help your reaction.

"Shh, I know. I'm sorry. I just want to help love." He places the cloth over your throbbing core and adds, "I'll draw you a bath, too. I'll hold you in there so you can rest properly."

Quietly, your voice hoarse from your screams, you call to him as he walks to the bathroom again, "Thank you, Chris. You're the best."

"Only because it's you. I love you, Y/N."

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yae-energy · 10 months

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pick up the phone !!!

synopsis: my take on whether they’re a caller or texter

cast: yuji itadori, megumi fushiguro, nobara kugisaki

cw: cursing, usage of the nword, kinda proofread

a/n: sorta just filler work, i was in the mood to write smth but didn’t want to do too much. might make a part 2 with the second years

megumi - texter

do not expect this dude to answer ANY calls LOL

calling means you have to talk a whole bunch and he’d rather just…not

like it’s physically draining to him (same tho)

even so, bro is a dry ass texter, like he’s one of those people where you have to read it in his voice for it to not sound so dead

you could prob send him smth earth shatteringly hilarious and bro will respond to it like

“lmaoo” or “im dead”

like damn nigga put some enthusiasm into it 😭

his read receipts are off cause he has a habit of looking at texts and forgetting to respond. he figured if he turned them off he wouldn’t hurt anyones feelings by accident

the dnd stays on!!

he sends voice messages if he doesn’t feel like typing a whole lot

he doesn’t have contact photos for anyone, everyone got that nasty default letter one

has gojo muted cause he’s always texting him about dumb shit 😭

no one in his pinned

will text you out of the blue and ask if you wanna hang out

could be 2am but that won’t stop him

“wanna run to the gas station?”

“my nigga it’s 1 in the morning 💀”

“not reading all that, you coming or not?”

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nobara - caller (specifically facetime)

this bitch loves being on the phone !!! especially with people she’s real, real, close with

expects you to pick up EVERY SINGLE FACETIME CALL and if you don’t best believe she’s finna spam text you

“bitch ik you saw my call 🤨”

“answer your phone rn ik you not doing nothing with your lonely ass”

she’ll eat you up fr if you don’t answer 😭

facetimes with her are lit thooo, like she always has a story to tell

“and then guess what happened!!!”

is a bad texter tho

like really bad

she’ll either answer in 3 seconds or 3 weeks, you’ll never know !!

has certain people muted if she doesn’t like them

only has 3 convos in her pinned and one is a gc with her, yuji, and megumi

gojo is blocked LOL

she blocked yuji once too and forgot to unblock him (he kept sending her those wolf memes)

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yuji - both, but more of a caller

he loves phone calls !!! especially facetimes

he likes being able to see and hear the people he’s talking to

takes screenshots

he usually facetimes when he has like,,, chores to do? like if he’s gotta clean his room or something he’ll call so that way he can stay focused

likes when you talk about your day or if you have a story to share, he gets INVESTED

“what??? that’s kinda fucked up… what’d she do next???”

is lowkey an instigator

“me personally…. i wouldn’t let him talk to me like that”

eats on the phone!

bro has a whole mukbang set up don’t play with him!

he’s also a very engaging texter

has a perfect reaction photo for any situation

sends lots of tiktoks

i feel like when he’s expressing laughter he does the keyboard smash thing

or he’ll go like

“BYEEEE LMAOOO 😭😭”

everyone has a special name and contact photo

#saint laurent productions #jujutsu kaisen headcanons #megumi fushiguro headcanons #nobara kugisaki headcanons #yuji itadori headcanons #jjk hcs #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jujutsu kaisen

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twilghtkoo · 2 years

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dating jeon wonwoo

yall thought i would end at jeonghan?? WRONG. wonwoo is a gamer, lets get that out of the way ok? vernon exposed my man for playing fortnite... wonwoo is the only exception!! wonwoo would be the type to still let you play games with him even if u suck,,, i feel like his love language would be quality time so he enjoys any moment he can get with u. he’d let u sit in his gaming chair as he grabs a chair from the kitchen *cries and smashes keyboard as im typing this* from that going svt episode of him adjusting the settings before he started the game iykyk,, he would adjust ur settings too, to whatever would fit u. he’s very attentive to u, heart to heart conversations happen occasionally at night with soju. if you’re having troubles he’ll give u the best advice he can give and his opinion on the situation with a kiss on the forehead. leaving sticky notes for each other in the mornings before u leave, he keeps ur notes in a tin can in his closet. and he keeps the first one u wrote for him in his wallet. would watch kdramas with you, he won’t admit it but romcoms are his fav. he also likes the crime dramas, its endearing to u to hear his theories and him predicting and being correct on how the next scene will play out. both end up falling asleep on the couch cuddled up together. him being the big spoon. he believes you’re the only person outside of seventeen that he can trust, and u swear to NEVER break that trust. he takes a lot of candid pics of u, from his camera or his phone, he probably would make a photo album in his phone that’s just full of pics of just u.

#yeow6n #no i did not write this during my class #wonwoo fluff #jeon wonwoo #wonwoo drabble #boyfriend!wonwoo #seventeen fluff #svt fluff #seventeen wonwoo #svt wonwoo #svt wonu #wonu x reader #wonwoo is so sweet i love him so much #svt drabbles #seventeen fic #svt fic #seventeen hip hop unit

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wonyz02 · 2 years

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“are you mad at me, baby?”

•after going five weeks untouched by your husband, a small argument sparks. but it might lead to the sex you’ve been craving.

light bdsm, name calling, and mentions of cheating.

“you know, i’m going to have to start charging you. im not a free therapist.” you hear jay mutter from his desk, typing away. “why don’t you just ask him to touch you? he can’t exactly read your mind, y/n.”

“i shouldn’t have to ask my husband to fuck me into our mattress. it’s been five weeks since we last had sex. maybe he’s getting it somewhere else.” you sit up, setting down the empty glass on the wooden table.

“come on, don’t say that. hyung isn’t like that.” he finally peels his eyes away from his screen. shaking his head disapprovingly. “maybe he wants you to initiate it for once.”

jay’s words stuck to you for weeks, replaying in your head over and over. okay, seducing your husband isn’t hard! it shouldn’t be at least.

“babe?” you peep your head into your shared bedroom, seeing him on his laptop on the bed. he only gives you a small hum as his fingers continue abuse the keyboard.

you groan internally at the lack of eye contact. clearing your throat as you get into bed with him, nuzzling into his side. but he doesn’t even acknowledge you. ‘he wants you to initiate it for once.’ his words ring again.

“heeseung.” you call out to him again, peppering light kisses on his neck. your hand trailing down his clothed stomach but he only hums.

“not right now, y/n. i’ve been trying to beat jake all day, i’m almost there. hold on for a few minutes, babe.” he shrugs you off lightly, sending you a small smile before turning to his screen again.

“heeseung, are you serious? you’ve got to be kidding me!” you’re so done with him. he’s choosing a game over you? it wasn’t that he was doing this to win those games but it was the fact that he’d done this multiple times these past few weeks. pushing you away but he never touches you in the end.

he only sighs as his fingers continue to smash the keyboard. “what? babe, just let me finish and then we can do whatever you want.” he chooses his words carefully but you get off the bed and look at him in disappointment.

“heeseung…” your voice cracks but even then he only pauses the game. “you’re so…fuck you.” you don’t even want to argue; too hurt to even tell him what you felt. you wipe your eyes as you walk into the bathroom.

“baby…” he finally pushes the laptop off his lap, trailing behind you. “y/n.” the sigh that leaves his lips makes you scoff on the other side of the door. “can i come in?” he asks. he knew the door was unlocked but you were upset. maybe you needed time alone.

“leave me the fuck alone.” it goes silent. you look at yourself in the mirror as you undress, ‘is he not attracted to me anymore?’ the thought itself makes you want to sob as you turn on the water. stepping inside the shower when the water grew warm.

it felt horrible. now you understood why women said that they often feel like less of a woman when things like this happen. you don’t want to cry, you don’t deserve to. but you do because in the end, he’s your husband and you care about what he thinks about you. reassurance was a big deal to you, to the both of you. so why was he being like this?

heeseung listens to your sniffling as you shower, slamming the laptop shut. “the fuck is wrong with me.” he holds his head in his hands, feeling like an asshole. now that he hears you breaking down in the bathroom, he realizes how long he’s been pushing you away.

he doesn’t want to interrupt you, letting you cry it out before he apologizes. pulling out his phone to tell jake that he’s busy right now. his finger floats over jay’s contact, he was your bestfriend and ‘personal therapist’ as you’d like to call him. maybe he knew what was up.

’has y/n said anything to you about us recently?’ his fingers are quick as he types. his leg bouncing up and down as he waits for a response.

’did she ask you?’ jay’s response comes not even ten seconds later, making heeseung furrow his eyebrows in confusion.

’ask me what? what did she say?’

‘she’s been trying to make you “fuck her into the mattress” for weeks. she did come last night to rant to me about it. she’s been feeling bad hyung.’

the response makes heeseung lock his phone and set it down. he can’t help but smile a little, “so you want me to fuck you into our mattress? you crazy girl.”

when he hears your cries die down a little he gets up, opening the bathroom door slowly. you don’t seem to notice him through the vapor from the boiling water. eyes trailing down the silhouette of your body through the glass doors. ‘i can’t believe i’ve been pushing her away.’

he removes his clothing quietly before stepping in behind you, now you notice him. his hands take a soft hold of your hips, pulling you back to him. letting the water douse both of you, “are you mad at me, baby?”

you don’t answer him. pushing his hands off you as you let the water remove the body wash off you. squeezing the water out of your hair as he spoke up again, “stop ignoring me, y/n. you know i don’t like it.”

”i’m only doing what you’ve been doing to me.” you glare at him, opening the door to step out. “maybe if you asked nicely i would’ve listened.” he spat, taking a hold of you wrist before pushing you up against the black tiles on the wall.

you roll your eyes, “i shouldn’t have to ask at all, idiot. get off me.” but he doesn’t budge. “you and that stupid mouth of yours don’t seem to know who you’re talking to. don’t forget that you belong to me, y/n.” he looks angry as his hand comes up to your neck, giving it a tight squeeze.

”who else have you been saying that to these past few weeks? did they leave you hanging this time?” you look up into his eyes, they falter for a second before they turn cold again. you can’t deny that the look sends electricity down your core.

”yeah. i guess i’ll just have to use you now, right?” heeseung goes along with your false accusations, his free hand coming up to your face before smashing his lips against yours. ignoring the clasping of your teeth against his.

after weeks of being ignored and being left with built up sexual frustration, you finally get what you need. moaning from the satisfaction of his tongue licking your bottom lip. hands heading down his erection that was poking your belly, taking him in between your warm hands.

”you don’t deserve to touch. dirty bitch.” he slaps your hands away harshly, making you whine. “accusing your husband of cheating. unbelievable.” he tsks, his thumb pressing itself against your swollen lips.

”don’t deny it, hee. why else would you leave me needy every night?” he holds himself back from yelling and turns you around. “seems like i need to show you who the fuck you’re dealing with. i’m gonna have you begging and apologizing when i’m finished with you.”

his words make you clench around nothing, groaning when he pushed your face against the wall. all you wanted from him was for him to be rough. make you into a pretty mess. “we’ll see about that.”

he doesn’t give you a warning, aligning himself before slamming himself inside you. holding you from your neck with one hand and the other keeping you in place by your hip.

”oh fuck.” the burn of him not stretching you for so long makes a few tears fall down your cheeks. holding yourself up against the wall as he thrusts into you. the skin slapping with the friction between your folds making your eyes roll back.

”you’re such a whore. so messy. you’re not even supposed to be enjoying this, baby. is this what you wanted?” he asks, head thrown back at the wet warmth around his length. “fuck, babe. you always feel so good.”

even when he falls out of character for a second, his hips don’t stop snapping against yours. listening to the loud, almost scream-like, moans leaving your lips. “heeseung! right there, don’t stop. please.”

”why should i listen to you? you don’t listen when i ask you to wait. you throw tantrums like the useless slut you are.” he laughs at you, pulling out of you.

you loved when he spoke to you like this. it was so different then his usual way of speaking but both drove you insane. that didn’t stop you from being stubborn, scoffing. “just say you can’t fuck me good and move on.”

”is that a challenge, honey? you know i’m never scared to put you in your place.” he says, pulling your head back by your hair. his voice is so low as he stares at your parted lips.

“should’ve done it sooner.” that’s all it takes for heeseung to drag you out the shower into your bedroom by your hair. pushing your wet body onto the soft mattress.

you suck in a breath at the contact, breathing heavily. he looked so fucking good as he placed himself in between your legs. his breath fanning against your pulsing kitty. “this pussy is all mine.”

it sends goosebumps down your skin. your eyes glued to his frame as he leveled himself with you. a small whimper leaving your lips when both of his hands wrap themselves around your neck once again. the hold is loose enough for you to breathe as he slides himself inside you again. holding you down tightly as his hips ground themselves into yours. so fast yet so deep.

he has you drooling all over yourself, “what? can’t say any useless remarks now? this is all it takes to please sluts like you. so easy.” you can only nod over and over as you feel the bed rocking against the wall. the mattress dipping with each of his thrusts.

his pupils are dilated as he watches you fall apart, holding onto his biceps. “god you’re so fucking sexy. i wanna fuck you all day and night, babe.” heeseung can’t help but compliment you. you were such a beauty.

”then why don’t you?” you still somehow manage to smirk at him between moans. he chuckles, bringing one of his hands down to your aching clit. adding onto the pleasure he was sending down your body. “i’m trying to teach you a lesson here, baby. next time.”

heeseung knows how to touch you and how you like it. it shows through his perfect rhythm, “heeseung, come on. i’m so close.” he don’t speed up or slow down. he keeps his pace, bringing his lips down to your nipples.

you know he wants to send you over the edge so he can scold you about finishing. but after being so sexually frustrated, even hearing his moans made you want to cum on the spot. letting yourself go as he thrusted in and out of you.

”so quickly? be a good girl for me and let me use you. i’m not done.” he slaps your thigh, pulling out of you so he could see your release. he doesn’t hide the smile that grows on his face.

but it fades soon after. he flips you over smoothly, giving your ass a slap. “stay still.” he pushes your upper body against the mattress before lifting your ass in the air. smirking as he slid himself inside you again.

you’re struggling to breathe but it’s so exhilarating. gripping onto the messy sheets under you while your body rocked. you go red when you hear him mutter something about your ass as he pushes you down further.

heeseung doesn’t focus on how he is sliding in and out of you. instead his eyes go over the curves of your ass. noticing how small your waist was in this position. or how your gasping made your back muscles flex. you were a true piece of art in his eyes.

the second he feels himself getting close, he pulls you up by your neck. turning your face over to the mirror that was placed in the corning of the room. making you watch how good you looked while his dick rearranged your insides. “well aren’t you a sight for sore eyes.”

you looked like a mess in your eyes. hair sticking to your sweaty forehead. lips all swollen and red. drool falling down your chin. but his eyes were dark as he watched both of you in the mirror, occasionally throwing his head back when you clenched around him.

”again?” he mutters under his breath, letting out low shaky breaths as your hips began bucking. “if you cum before me, i’m going to leave you all needy for weeks on end. hold it.” there is authority in his voice and his threat makes you want to cry.

you don’t dare to shoot a remark, closing your eyes tightly. “honey, please. please let me, i’m so close hee.” you’re crying and begging just like he said you would. but he’s too focused on reaching his high rather than laughing at you.

”i said hold it. shut the fuck up, i don’t wanna hear you right now. you think i’m happy that you interrupted me? that i’m giving you this because you deserve it?” he’s using that authority against you, knowing how it made you feel. you shake your head, crying against his hand that had made its way over your mouth.

you’re struggling to hold yourself back. luckily, god is on your side tonight because heeseung lets out a loud and vocal moan. yet his hips don’t slow down until you’re shaking. “go on baby. cum all over me, my love.”

you don’t have to be told twice, feeling your warm release coat his length. a pleased sigh leaves your lips when he pulls out. letting you go gently before letting himself fall next to you.

both of you are panting, letting out shaky breaths. “baby.” he calls out, grabbing a few tissues from the nightstand to clean the both of you up. “are you still mad at me?” he sounds so different from a few minutes ago.

he watches as you turn around lazily, panting as he cleaned you up as best as he could. “i want to be.” your response clearly shocks heeseung, smiling at his expression. “but how could i be after you’ve left me like this?” now he’s smiling, shaking his head lightly.

he finally chucks the tissues in the trash can before laying back down. pulling you onto his stretched out arm, “i can’t believe you told jay that you wanted me to fuck you into our mattress.” he says, finding the situation slightly amusing.

you chuckle lightly, hiding your face in his shoulder. “i couldn’t bring myself to say it to you. it’s more embarrassing than you think.” your breathing is evened out. bringing your leg over his stomach.

”it’s not supposed to be embarrassing, honey. when we got married…we promised we would always talk about our worries. even if they’re ‘embarrassing’ like this.” he says, his free hand kneading your thigh.

”i thought i made it obvious. plus, how are you not going to try and have sex with me for so long? it made me feel bad, you dick.” you don’t forget to slap his hand lightly. making him laugh when you back to cuddling into his side.

”you’re harder to read than you think, babe. i’m a husband not a mind reader.” that was what jay had said as well. “just tell me next time. or you know just show up in front of me naked. i’ll get the hint.” he says, smiling from ear to ear as he looks over at you.

”okay, next time.” you nod, giving him a small smile as you took his face in your hands. giving him a small kiss, “thank you…you know, for going along.” god that was so embarrassing. but the two of you only laugh it off. “no problem, babe. so glad to be able to help.”

”i love you, you idiot.” you sit up, pecking his lips before pulling him up with you. “i love you too, honey. i’m being serious, okay? just come talk to be about it.” you only nod before returning to peck his lips.

”let’s go shower again, we’re all sticky.” you say, noticing how much the both of you reeked of sex. “come on, honey! let’s go have all the sex you want!!” he’s so loud, you’re sure the neighbors can hear him. gasping when he stands up and throws you over his shoulder.

”heeseung! don’t say that!”

#heeseung scenarios #heeseung smut #heeseung #enhypen scenarios #enhypen imagines #enhypen oneshots #enhypen smut

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hekateinhell · 7 months

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Tell me abt preggers armand please. I have a fic im working on and need 2 hear other peoples opinions on this topic 😈

🥹🥹🥹

okay so first of all i'm so upset i didn't see this ask until i checked my askbox on my phone which i almost NEVER do anymore since i'm getting old and prefer to just answer things via laptop where i can keyboard smash at full capacity raw and unfiltered but like MY DMS ARE OPEN I'M NOT ALWAYS THE FASTEST RESPONDER BECAUSE I'M IN GRAD SCHOOL AND LIFE AND WHATEVER BUT I DON'T TRUST TUMBLR ANYMORE BECAUSE I DIDN'T SEE THIS UNTIL YESTERDAY ON DESKTOP TUMBLR PLS DON'T DEPRIVE ME OF MY PEOPLE

now that that's out of the way:

it depends! you have to be more specific, like are we talking vampires? human AU? BECAUSE I'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR EACH

canon verse/vampire:

don't ask me to explain the science or whatever lol i don't care, i just skip to the pregnancy part!

i think armand would be SO FUCKING FERAL and defensive, like he's lost so much and been so traumatized in so many ways, the idea of anything happening to his baby would have him in full gremlin mode. imagine a feral cat hissing and spitting and clawing and biting (not for food but for violence)!

on the other hand, he'd be obsessively bonded to his baby daddy (daddies, if there's multiple babies). he is not letting them out of his sight (i default to lestat here LMAO listen i want them to knock each other up so bad--separate universes obviously)

HE WOULD NEST SO FUCKING HARD!!! i was going to say i apologize for my brain but then i realized that i don't actually but i want him to nest on a pile of lestat's clothes and give birth right there like a fucking cat 🥹

ALTERNATIVELY THOUGH: i also had this idea that's like louis impregnates lestat and armand at the same time and they get to go through their pregnancies together and it's every bit as horny, hellish, and sweet as you'd imagine 🫶🏻 i've said it before and i'll say it again--lestat would be the WORST pregnant person ever dead or alive!!

now for human AUs:

i guess my thoughts here primarily but not exclusively exist within the same universe as I Feel You (sorry idk if you read that fic but tl;dr- IT'S PWP OF TRANS!ARMAND 2/3RDS OF THE WAY INTO GETTING A TRAIN RUN ON HIM BY HIS BOYFRIENDS LESTAT, LOUIS, AND DANIEL AND HE'S YOUNG DUMB AND FULL OF CUM SO YOU KNOW IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE HE'S GOTTA PEE ON A STICK RIP BOYS)

i think each of his boyfriends would handle the whole thing differently! lestat would be so over the moon because he's careless (clearly) but also so damaged from his own childhood he would just see it as a chance for a do-over, reality and responsibility be damned. lestat's on sex and backrub duty, and he's good at it (the backrubs i mean, sex is a 50/50 but you know what, at least he's enthusiastic and good at manhandling armand so that's 70% of it right now and the 30% is absolutely ridiculous horny pregnancy hormones)

louis panics internally as he immediately starts creating a spreadsheet of their finances. outwardly though, he's very calm and supportive and he's the one who's most able to comfort armand the most and settle him down during his crazy mood swings. armand basically lives in louis's baggy sweaters during the last trimester

daniel panics outwardly (listen LOL the whole premise of Our House is that human!daniel molloy is not ready for children and i find it hard to budge from that mindset, but he could ease into the Cool Uncle role quite nicely). he handles distractions and food cravings, and he might not be down to be a dad yet but he does buy very thoughtful and sentimental baby gifts every now and then that make armand tear up

i was gonna add mermaid AU thoughts but then i remembered armand's laying eggs instead (he's feral during that whole process too so i guess it's similar to the vampire version. i just love him so much okay!!!)

OH ONE LAST VERY IMPORTANT THING

pregnant!armand fics on ao3 I'M CRAZY ABOUT AND HAVE REREAD AT LEAST 10 TIMES:

shelter by @rainbowcarousels

it must be the clouds in my eyes and everything in that series by @its-ness-ness

#the target audience for this post is me and like 3 other people the rest of you move along #mpreg #you ask and hekate answers #pregnant!armand #fic recs #vc

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mooodyblue · 1 year

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Since we're talking about babyspace Austin im gonna leave a request! How about baby Austin being home alone because we had to do some errands and we didn't think he was going to regress. But when we get home we see like a mess because he is covered with icing because we made some cupcakes and is playing with paint. Just baby austin and messy playing.?

baby austin 🤏🏼🤏🏼 ty for the request!

warnings: babyspace

wc: 587

masterlist

austin was mindlessly tapping away on his phone when you walked into the room, bag swung over your shoulder. "are you sure you don't wanna come with me?"

he looked up at you, shaking his head. "i'll be fine. i have some calls i have to make anyway." you nodded and pecked him on the lips, getting a small smile from austin in return. "love you, call me if you need anything, okay?" you said, still slightly hesitant on leaving austin alone.

"baby, i'll be fine! just go!" he chuckled.

"alright, alright! kicking me out of my own house." you joked as you walked out the door.

austin did as he said, he made his calls and answered his emails. now he was stuck with nothing to do until you got back. he put a show on and ended up dozing off on the couch. he was met with disappointment when he woke up to you still not home, calling your name and checking all the rooms in the house.

he started getting nervous. you were supposed to be home an hour ago and you hadn't texted or called while he was asleep. with the fear of of you not coming back, possibly being gone forever, that fuzzy feeling was running through his head as he tried to text you, only coming out as a keyboard smash of incoherent words. "no ma'?" he frowned, staring around his empty house.

austin wasn't exactly sure what he was supposed to be doing right now. maybe he should preoccupy himself and get a snack. maybe even make you a pretty picture for when you returned, if you returned.

he stumbled into the kitchen. he couldn't just make himself something to eat, he'd regressed to his much younger headspace and couldn't do much for himself. but he was eyeing the cupcakes you had made a couple days ago. he struggled to get the lid off the cupcake stand without smashing it, thankfully managing to set it aside shakily. taking a cupcake in one hand, he smashed his fingers into it, kicking his feet as he happily made a mess of himself and the frosting.

after attempting at eating three cupcakes, he wandered out into the living room to dig out his coloring supplies, gasping when he found the paint you had secretly stashed away from him in times like these. he twisted the cap off several times before accidentally spilling it on himself and giggling at the sudden dark purple mess he's made on his clothes. he poured a little on the floor before opening the pink paint, mixing it with the purple and swirling it with his hands. "pret'y!" he clapped, causing the paint to flick off his hands and onto him.

when you walked into the living room, you were prepared to meet with an annoyed austin, possibly worried that you were late and hadn't called. "austin, i'm so sorry my phone died and i-" you froze in your tracks at the sight of a frosting-paint-glitter covered austin. "oh my god."

"mm!" he babbled out, holding his hands up to get your attention.

you held back the curses that were begging to come out of your mouth but thanking god you didn't have carpet in the living room. you had to remind yourself that austin couldn't help it, it's all part of his headspace.

looking down at the happy, bubbly austin made it all worth it, sighing. "okay, we need to get you in the bath immediately."

#austin x reader

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ifknlovenicodiangelo · 1 year

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im the laziest cunt ever like one things about me is that i will always take the opportunity to use voice memos instead of texting like if tumblr could upload voice memos instead of text my whole blog would just be me screaming into my phone rather than keyboard smashing

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iovetecchou · 1 year

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MB MY DOG STEPPED ON MY PHONE I MEANT HOW TO GET PASSED ART BLOCK

LMFAO I READ THIS ONE BEFORE THE FIRST ASK SO THE KEYBOARD SMASH WAS 100% FUNNIER

but in all honesty, i just push myself to keep going?? even if i have no motivation whatsoever, i just kind of force myself to start somewhere. even if i’m not feeling it, eventually i start to get into a rhythm… this probably wasn’t helpful at all, im sorry x(

#q is scheming #i like putting myself through hell i guess #i’m always going because i feel like if i stop for even a second #i’ll lose motivation (‘:

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boundinparchment · 2 years

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HELLO IT IS I AND I HAVE COME HERE TO TELL U I'VE READ DEUS IN ABSENTIA (I hope I spelled that correctly). AND OH MY GOD IT'S SO WHAUENEICOAPAHSOAOXNXN HEAVENLY AJSJEODKOD👹👹👹👹

OMG IT WAS SO GOOD LIKE OFC DOTTORE BEING DOTTORE THE START WAS ROCKY considering he's a villain duh but I'm fine with that, actually I love it lmao BUT I LOVE HOW EVEN IF WE WERE SCARED (cause dottore), we didn't cower in fear but at the same time we didn't act stupid by being stubborn 😭 (I've read way too many fics with this situation and sometimes I just can't). It's a perfect mix of being respectful and being firm WHAT I'M SAYING IS READER IS CAPABLE AND I LOVE THAT YAY (I'm bad with words ok, I'm fluent in keyboard smashes)

THE SLOW TRANSITION OF US BEING SKEPTICAL OF DOTTORE'S IDEALS TO US BELIEVING IT RARARARARA im not even gonna lie to u when the whole book was being explained in chapter 4 (5?? 6??) I was riding the train already LIKE I BELIEVE U DOTTORE I BELIEVE U. I was convinced already lmao

THEN WE SMOOCHED oh my god we smooched OMFHSUDUWJSJ WE SMOOCHED RARARARARARA the way it was set up was so soft too im just here giggling and screaming dying toe curling blushing jumping off a cli

anyways the nickname "archivist". at first i was 😬 archivist and now im 🥰 archivist like yessir im ur archivist KSIDISKAKAKA

BUT THE LAST CHAPTERS I WAS LIKE NO DOTTORE MY BB GIRL NOOOOOO DON'T DO THIS TO ME WE COULD FIX YOU UP WE COULD INSTALL ALEXA INTO YOU PLEASEE DONT LEAVEEEEEE

then gasp segment is here and we lived happily ever after yay 😭 i mean it when i say it's yay cause a life without- I CANT EVEN SAY IT, IT'S TOO MUCH 🤧

The whole point of this screaming is to say that I am excited for your soulmate au and I found out like these week that there were 2 new chaps already uploaded :') the chapters are good and i can't wait to witness ur big brain has to say to the mic 🎤💥💥

I'm really glad you enjoyed it!

The reader character in that fic is the one I'm probably proudest of (not that I've written that many multi-chapter reader fics, usually just requests when I offered requests)! I like a capable character, reader or otherwise, it's something I always strive for when writing. I find it more compelling, personally, although there is something to be said for the whole character-growth-of-powerless-to-gaining-power thing.

Pretty sure the Archivist is one of my better reader characters. I might have initially gotten the title idea in place of a name from TMA but it...worked within the story, so...yeah...I’m not a fan of seeing “Y/N” in fic, just a personal preference lol.

Truthfully, if it hadn't been for the leaks and the Lazzo trailer, I wouldn't have known how to end that fic. The clones threw me a curve ball but like...a workable one. Let's just say that, uh, the ending would have been a lot different if not for the segment lore.

My big brain is currently trying to figure out the soulmate AU, I have a single note on my phone that makes sense conceptually. DIA was like...I had An Ending and a Goal in mind when I started the fic. Here? I'm still trying to figure it out. We'll suffer together!

But I'm really happy to hear you're loving it so far, even though not much has been established yet!

#juni replies #this was a surprise to wake up to!#sometimes I go back and read DIA for myself and go 'i'm never gonna make another fic like this'#as in it's probably like my peak reader story #this meant a lot to me thank you!

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fictionfixations · 3 months

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this disturbing nightmare i had at one point

i dont think i ever talked about it because it really fucked me up like holy shit what the hell

but then i just found it while doing something else. remembered it happened. and anyway its kind of interesting? one of the few nightmares with games or references to it (there was one of me building a bridge in mc creative and then i fell. or this weird field trip roller coaster fnaf nightmare). annd i typed it down

SO. its like two months old btw. i kind of still remember it but also not really

cough cough

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i had a very disturbing nightmare?? it was basically about this whole horror game

but i think it mightve been bleeding into reality?

and the last thing i remember is so basically the (PROBABLY tw warning)

we were trying to hide but like. something something, and i think we accidentally triggered the phone? so it was just constantly ringing. so we were goin to die soon. i just hear screams. i have my own phone, i type nonsense into it (keyboard smash), realize 'wait shit im gonna die' and quickly deleted it nad typed in 911. ring ring. theres a voice. its like. 'i SweAR i diDNt CheAT' and like 'DONT [blank. blank. i dont. remember . and i dont wnat to??]' and it was. terrifying. and i muted my phone.. and then me the character i was playing as screamed as they were dying. think the kind of horrifying scream from one of those terrifying vhs horror series. i think i called like. my. actual lover though? the other person we play as who was too late to save us. and. i. it. was very. disturbing. for some reason trying to leave the game browser brought me to like a really old roblox? and iwas trying to navigate to discord. ..because i wanted to share my experience there, my horror experience where i was on like a walk or something and being chased and hunted and something something. headbang.

i think my mind just got increasingly annoyed. because i kept wanting to go to discord to talk about it (whether about the game, the dream, or the 'real experience' i have no fucking clue) i remember having that urge. to. get. up. but i wasnt actually awake. so i just got increasingly confused and lost and panicked because i was trying to leave but i couldnt??

rereading this the 'type nonsense' probably doenst make sense. clarification: im viewing this as both as playing a game and also 'holy shit tHATS ME'. i was like 'fuck im dead anyway'. had that realization of 'wait shit I'M gonna die???' and did a last ditch effort to call 911. i knew though. we were. gonna die anyway though?? i had like this inventory thing i was messing around with while figuring it out and resigned to my character's death [honestly. it was probably some sort of weird time loop thing idfk except only i am aware. and i forget half the time]

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honestly. it was so confusing and horrifying. that maybe ill take this and write it into something for character angsty times

#thoughts #fear #tw nightmares #is that the right tag?#nightmares #dream sharing

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fkyumerica · 4 months

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i saw johnny depp at the grocerie store

he was small

thomas edison's sons were chucky

they would kidnap for shit

i just heard one talk

ghost or microphone

leon throws beer cans at them like wayne

they fucked with kong

what did he hear first he wouldbelieve

smashing it more, adding more to it recorded

mercury ball

video

seance

smaller to bigger

he is a girl

500 girls for him here we go

giant to small

lasher

was him

thomas edison

his brother

sleepy hollow the woman who chopped off heads was lincolns "wife" when he was shot in a phone booth

it was hooked up to it

anyone could go over it anytime and firework blow it up

no one was

inject

umbilical cord hooked up to guy while fucking her

electrocutes him

900 times he got 80,000 pregnant

and the rest too

had to make it happen

him walking on all fours was weird

hanging on the wall with his feet too

39 pregnant against it

sam did it

st.valentines massacre

im for it

kill whats in her

then her

and hear her last words spoken to her

i hear it

mike to mary sue then johnny depp to madison square gardens

they lost

dead now

and shoot fetus first cant shoot him

she will turn around and shoot it out after, fetus

youtube

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that many for him to stop and look

just dragged his whole life

with him too come on girls

cant get up

end of heaven

or rest of the world was it to chair leg lift them up

men was table

legs down

and aanother child under him was temptation

leave us leadership us from evil

aMEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSLLLLLLLLLLLLLLKKK

lick and do it again

passes the cihld after to his dad

and he will get pregnant whats in it and she gives birth to two

no three

small

last one squirts out

got her fetus pregnant too

puses its button it wont stop

swing smashes it around

to stay there on the ground

beast shit was this

battle today

royale

play it like a piano he will not hurt you

keyboard

and fuck it up again giermo

i wont save you

cant either

he fucks it

upp

waits all day and night and wont write either

he wont meet me

and she doesnt give a shit either

youre a dad

alden's mom mary sue, jim morrisons mom, mary sue

marilyn mansons mom, mary sue

charles mansons mom with wayne, mary sue

she mated with wayne

then he was in denial

andd michael miller was killed in class by brock lesner

i alughed my ass off

right in front of me

two chairs

blood everywhere

his face was gone except a eyeball

then the guy he lived with came out and said he was charles manson

get out of court get in

sit in it right

ive been waiting all day

worked at mcdonalds

come on im back

is the guy after that one dies

lived with him

then rents a condo

it is their house still

jet packs after

monsters on this block

lindita is the fat now and then girl who got pregnant by the guy down the street old man

and said she owned half the block

then mated with fred dursts dad

the guy down the block

scottish son

like 25 or 35 years old

she was 12

7 in the movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBCnBciNBqo this was butthead

The Pogues live 1986

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAEFKjqPtlU this is dopey

The Irish Rover - The Dubliners & The Pogues

they let the next generation be a darker color to work

the resst were white

and you can only be beige

thomas edison with a beard

didnt mate with all his family members yet

he said it

the whole group is gay

is alden's dad, then went with alden's wife and had kelly clarkson after, made him cross eyed pissed

penny said her mom was elizabeth bell

with that old man

fake legs

came in a wheel chair

with needles

then they wwere the people fkng up the old folks home

then chris wanted to marry him

for manhattan

3 women decided it

to be fake liza menillis

and moms

to his family

like 95 of them

im spanish

half go to him

another half to naother building

then another half to another building

it was homeless buildigns

one got a idea

fuck me for marriage

said it to all of them

his mom said me

his dad said fuck

back and forth weird words

mumbles

muh me mer marriae

the sex would be like it

bump bump a bump bump

drinking small alcohol to ride it

or off ride

to get off pregnant on another guy after, elizabeth bell was it

if you hold someones tits up in gay female sex they will look like a man, finger them will sound like a man

and its always hot to lesbians

get in it get into it

she he is hot, wont leave, will enver leave them

elizabeth is a pike

you dont come back after too

and smoke on this while youre having sex with a guy come over to me after or i get him next

speaking of drug deals

friends

i had none

and guys

half are women

find don

fuck her

did they do a y2k internet prank with macafee

sa ve 100 dont go

their moms are dead

from frankenmuth

they just kept building stuff down the road

and living as mormon

openly do not marry but have sex to marry

they lie then

no anwser? civil war

taller? revolutionary war

car only to keep up to kill them

jay z is huuuge and a huge problem, punches in all the doors for anyone to go into

https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=7243853235658755&set=gm.2301666843361629&idorvanity=259458537582480 anne marie openly fucked him there and he glues her eyes shut to stay there till they open

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Fluffing pillows

Woo gay horny parent shit sometimes kids stay inside, 4,5,6,7,8

one stone over the next in the mouth is how to talk like it

it is a abusive and abused retard, and will not lern to not do it, and too bad to let live

so they go to war anywhere, they are just it

will keep attacking

and threaten till many come over, then they all attack someone

"who threatened them right? no she/he did to me"

aand gold lamp? she is gay and fat suit fake dick easy

plain women dont want anything

wasnt a bed either, stand up orgy house

on the gruond i can take his truck

with cm all over in it yea put it all over it i got it now prengnat with it what fight is it what and found one put it in the fat suit i did it whoa there it is taco bell table

shove it in there too

so a wakostan does it

too tan he is insane now

wont get hired is gay and gets alcohol and starts parties to get fucked, left his wife, had a dick

i was just killing people in cars until these giant sports guys do a back breaker at me

then i get up aand leave holy shit what

face

then

i leave through those groups of guys with cameras

keep going

saw one of their moms

i can walk in a house

here since wtf did i do

go in court

what is it

he keeps screaming

giant black guy now wont stop screaming so jude leaves

and he jumps in that seat

judges

and judges you

three tv shows complaining about it since

one got bleached sitting there whoa

inside

keeps going

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can only let out straight drugs here

dick fuck me he said to him

no no no we hold on

other guy said

is finally being that asshole when caught

is letting his kids go outside to get raped by guys

and in cars with any women and fake women

men in drag

needs them in his life

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they know how i looked down what my dads hair looked like

they look for him all day in crs

and he fluffed his hair to look like it

beef

for that guy to cancel the macafee i had to ask like 6 times

he said you got a deal

i dont want it

ect.

but you saved 200 dollars

i dont need it