meta knight is the character ever. he got to wish for literally anything he wanted and he wished to fight against the strongest warrior in the galaxy, he has zero communication skills, he didn't like how everyone lazes around all day so he decided to overthrow the government and failed, his ship has his face plastered on the front for no reason, he decided to go down with said ship, he has a strict moral code but is willing to throw hands with an 8 year with no hesitation, he keeps getting his ass kicked by said 8 year old, he has a sweet tooth and feels the need to hide it even though literally everyone around him loves sweets. he's punched jk rowling in the face
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Grian: I'm gonna have to put you on hold
Joel: sword slash to the chest. Also you're on fire
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( please click on the art for better quality, tumblr is being mean to me )
People might think he is the one who control times itself, kind when needed, but sometimes people dream of being killed by him in a timelines that never happenned because 'he cant help himself.'
Other mouths speaks of him being one with the space, up there in the cold dark sky. When meteors falls down and you hear the guitar string of a country music, its been known it was his doing.
Thought recently, he has been known to break both the times and the milky way arrangements in the casino because he fucked up his flush five set up.
Balatro!RT or the gamblers deity or i love making up stories from silly man gameplay.
Down here Outfit without BG because i realized it maybe too much colour :
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i do think its hilarious when people are shocked about big tits usually not being super perky like. brother. do you know how fucking heavy they are. of course theyre going to sag a bit its like . FULL of muscle and body fat in there . like do people just assume its like. air. or that its just Built Like That. fascinating to me how little some people know about female body anatomy
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