#incorrect bon jovi quotes

[1337wtfomgbbq]

Richie: Look guys, I need help.

Alec: Love help?

Tico: Financial help?

David: Emotional help?

Jon: Help moving a body?

*Everybody looks at Jon*

Jon: What?

#be honest #jon would help richie move a body #he would #incorrect bon jovi quotes #bon jovi #jon bon jovi #richie sambora #david bryan #alec john such #tico torres #rip alec #and thank you for offering love help

[incorrect-2003-tmnt-quotes]

Silence in the battleshell

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Mikey: Shot through the heart! And you're to blame!

Leo: You give love a bad name!

Donnie: I play my part! You play your game!

Raph: You give love a bad name!

#tmnt #tmnt 2003 #teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt 2k3 #teenage mutant ninja turtles 2003 #michelangelo #leonardo #raphael #donatello #incorrect tmnt quotes #silence in the battleshell series #bon jovi

[ellena-asg]

#McDanno #h50 #danny williams #steve mcgarrett #deb mcgarrett #4x09 #incorrect quotes #Born to be my baby by Bon Jovi #I'm sorry but I had to ;) #it's not that Danny's hair is violet now - it's a light from that restaurant #dorks in love #why every damn song is about McDanno? ;) #yeah Deb ships them too

[octopiys]

I’ve got another quote if you want to use it!

Fuck me like one of your French men, wait no I fucked that up. Paint me like a french whore, nope not right either. Fuck it just call me a slut and be on your way

It’s actually from me this time! Have a lovely time zone!

🪶

YES 🪶ANON YOURE BACK THANK YOU I HOPE YOURE ALSO HAVINF A LOVELY TIME ZONE

COD Incorrect Quotes(plus things my friends have said)

Gaz, to Alex: awww look at Price and Nik. they look like...

Gaz: little... eggs in a basket.

Alex: what-?

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Horangi: come here König, we're having a threesome.

König:

Everyone else:

Horangi: ....I didn't mean it like that.

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Soap: everyone knows Ghost has giant tits.

Soap: he wears a bro.

Gaz: ...everyone does not know that.

Soap: fuck.

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Ghost after watching Soap apply gun grease like he did in the trailer: fuck me like one of your French men. Wait no I fucked that up-

Ghost: paint me like a French whore- no, that's not right either-

Price:

Ghost, dying inside: fuck it, just call me a slut and I'll be on my way.

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Farah, after reading 50 Shades: it is a love story!! If-

Farah: if you look over all the bdsm sex...

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Makarov: gimme your phone or else I'll bomb your house

Yuri: again???

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Graves: the Masked Simger is the downfall of America

Alejandro: how many times do I tell you to get the fuck out of my base-

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Gaz: you know, if we were in a movie, we'd be lesbians in love.

Alex: ???

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Ghost: my dad was like Bon Jovi, but worse-

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Valeria: I don't know how to express this, but if I'm not sleeping with your mother, then I will NOT sleep next to her.

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König: Roze, you know what pisses me OFF?

König: when people try to be FAKE REDHEADS. It pisses me THE FUCK OFF.

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Ghost, in the hospital: stop, that hurts, I've got a bad arm!

Soap: and I'VE got a bad EMOTIONAL state!

Ghost:

Soap: so... so you should probably start being nice to me.

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Price, after Soap made him listen to Tili Tili Bom: they sing that to Russian children!?

Price: that's probably why Makarov is so fucked up in the head.

Nikolai, who just wanted a peaceful morning:

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Roach: ayo can you hand me my nutty buttys and my crack-

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Price: Ghost, you cannot hate Gaz for no reason than to just say you hate him.

Ghost: goddammit.

Ghost:

Ghost: can I hate Soap instead?

Soap: come ON-

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Rodolfo, trying to go on the next mission after Borderline:

Alejandro, shoving him back down: Jesus said go back to bed, you Have Not risen

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Ghost: did I tell you the one time I got babysat by an iguana?

Gaz: everything I learn about you is against my will.

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Laswell: don't call me a whore, I identify as a slut, bitch.

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Graves, angrily: if you weren't you, and you were some creepy fifty year old man, I'd pound you!

Graves:

Los Vaqueros:

Graves: I... I didn't mean it like that-

Alejandro: I told you to GET OUT-

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[incorrectclassicrock]

Jon Bon Jovi: You tried to prove you weren’t drunk by loudly singing the Romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the Romanian national anthem?

Ritchie Sambora:

#source: texts from last night #jon bon jovi #ritchie sambora #bon jovi #incorrect bon jovi quotes #queue of ages

[anyathebloodshell]

*If Horizon Forbidden West was a musical, and Erend, Avad and Kotallo are smitten for Aloy*:

Erend:  Shot through the heart and you're to blame, you give love a bad name.

Avad:  I play my part and you play your game

Kotallo:  You give love a bad name.

Erend, Avad & Kotallo:  Hey, you give love, a bad name

#horizon forbidden west #incorrect quotes #incorrect horizon quotes #aloy #erend #avad #kotallo #ereloy #kotaloy #alvad #aloy x erend #aloy x kotallo #aloy x avad #source: bon jovi

[jessekellywould]

Jason: *turns on radio*

Duke: Bon Jovi?

Jason: Bon Jovi rocks, on occasion.

#DC comics #Red Hood #signal #Jason Todd #duke thomas #bon jovi #supernatural #incorrect quotes #batfamily

[smol-tactician]

Matt: *Laying on the floor blasting Bon Jovi*

Tai: Matt, you can't keep doing this....

Matt: *turns up the volume on "living on a prayer" while drinking a can of monster*

Tai: Gabumon, how long has he been like this?

Gabumon: Six hours.

Tai: This is gonna take a while.

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[killinginnthenameof]

uhhh I'm new here so introduction time !

I'm 16

My name is Gata

I love Rock n Roll (clearly)

my favorite band is Mötley Crüe

I don't know what else to say accept please by my mutual lol bye

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[1337wtfomgbbq]

Tico: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...

David: *pulls out card from his fucking hair*

David: Now, was this your card?

Tico: Holy shit-

#incorrect bon jovi quotes #bon jovi #tico torres #david bryan #lemteeks

[storyweaverofgondor]

Joan Janis: *Sees Tugger in a window* That’s my cat . . . .But that’s not my house . . .  Dang it, Bon Jovi! Not again!

#cats the musical #cats the musical oc #cats incorrect quotes #Joan Janis #Tugger's human given name is Bon Jovi #Joan Janis keeps catching Tugger at other people's houses #Whenever he comes home she ties a note to his collar #That reads: My name is Joan Janis and this is my cat. Please call number to arrange OFFICIAL visits

[loosesodamarble]

Stabbed through the heart! And you're to blame! You give love a bad name!

Karma, Rumpel, and Fritz in their bad endings

#cinderella phenomenon incorrect quote #cinderella phenomenon #cinderella phenomenon spoilers #quote source bon jovi #with one word changed #why does this game have so much stabbing #worse is that the best bois get stabbed #they played their parts and i played the game #and i got them killed

[brainyxbat]

Wasabi: Find something you like.

Kwan-Sun: (looking through CDs) Rolling Stones, boring. Hidden Citizens, scary. One Direction? How old are you? Bon Jovi?

Wasabi: Yeah. I love Bon Jovi.

Kwan-Sun: I love Bon Jovi.

(They look at each other)

-Later-

Wasabi / Kwan-Sun: 🎶WAAAAOHH! Livin’ on a prayer! Take my hand, we’ll make it, I swear! WAAAAAOHH! Livin’ on a prayer! Livin’ on a pra-a-ayer!🎶

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[incorrectbonjovi]

Jon: If I had a nickel for every time I’ve sung with a member of the British Royal Family, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice

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[texts-from-last-blight]

#dragon age #texts from last night #texts from last blight #dragon age origins #alistair theirin #warden alistair #bon jovi #dragon age text posts #dao #dragon age meme #incorrect dragon age quotes #dragon age inquisition #text post #da #dragon age 2 #dragon age ii #source: tfln #tfln #definitelynotpie

[incorrectclassicrock]

Jon Bon Jovi: So i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish…

David Bryan: The snack that smiles back :)

#source: texts from last night #jon bon jovi #david bryan #bon jovi #incorrect bon jovi quotes #queue of ages