DAVE, sobbing into ROSE’S arms: karkat said he wouldnt still love me if i was a worm
KARKAT, venting to KANAYA: I DON’T KNOW WHY HE’D EVEN ASK THAT! IT’S NOT LIKE HE’S GONNA TURN INTO A WORM!
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Neuvillette: I can hold the whole world in my hands.
Furina: Neuvie, that’s impos-
Neuvillette, gently cups Furina’s face with his hands
Furina, blushing profusely & about to cry: N-Neuvillette! I-- I have a reputation to uphold.
Neuvillette, just leaning to rest his forehead against her own: Would you prefer me to let go?
Furina: … N- No, you can't! ...then the whole world will fall apart... now it's your responsibility to hold it all together.
Neuvillette, lovingly smiling: & I'll be forever honored to do so, Lady Furina.
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Saw this meme and my brain made a funny
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Polaroid pictures!
Here's another oldie: I always liked the idea of MC being part of the gang, and just doing random stuff with them.
Plus all of them being happy is ideal, of course.
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etsy shop
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Closeted...again?
Sayori stuck in the closet: Guys!! Help! I can't get outta here!!
Monika: What do you mean? I already helped you out of there the first time!
Yuri: By help, you mean you seduced her into your bed?
Natsuki: CAN YOU REPEAT THAT AGAIN.
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what's going on monika.....
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I never tagged/reblogged an incorrect post so fast as this one from @incorrect-dnd-classes thanks for curating such great meme potential <3
Doki is @milinili's beautiful little cherub <3
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Monika: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Sayori: Put spaghetti in it.
Monika: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
Natsuki: Put spaghetti in it.
Monika: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Yuri: Put spaghetti in it.
Monika: I'm no longer taking suggestions.
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Natsuki and Yuri are driving down the road. Natsuki barely stops for a pedestrian crossing the street.
Yuri, nervous: Pedestrians have the right of way...
Natsuki: Not under my tires they don't.
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Monika: Please refer to us as "autistic people".
NTs: people with autism.
Monika: No.
NTs: people suffering with the condition of autism.
Monika: Still no.
NTs:
TEEN LOCKED IN AUTISTIC BODY FINDS INNER VOICE - ABC NEWS
Monika: …
Sayori: "LOCKED IN AUTISTIC BODY"?
Yuri: HKFHDGDGFD?!
Natsuki: NT's necks are going to be locked between these autistic arms if they don't stop doing this sh*t.
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No one:
Natsuki: Everyone has opinions and they matter
...
But mine are obviously the best
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DDLC Incorrect Quotes
Natsuki: So, Yuri is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.
Sayori: Why?
Natsuki: Because I’ve caught her trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.
Yuri, arms crossed and pouting: You’ll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.
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Natsuki, standing triumphantly in front of the trans flag in her bedroom that the club bought her: "We stand for the flag!"
Natsuki, walking over to Yuri's switch she brought over that has Animal Crossing on the screen: "And kneel before the cross."
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Sako: Bottoms up!
Hawks: [lifts Dabi above his head]
Dabi: HEY
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Straight...pfft
*Sayori and Monika cuddling*
Sayori: No hetero, by the way.
Monika: Good, same here.
Natsuki and Yuri: I THOUGHT IT WAS NO HOMO-
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Yes.
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Natsuki: Why are Monika and Yuri sitting with their backs to each other?
Sayori: They had a fight.
Natsuki: Then why are they holding hands?
Sayori: They get sad when they fight.
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