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vorpalmuchness · 9 months
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Viren: This is where I fell to my death
Terry: Cowa-bummer!
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raiisakitsune · 2 years
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Aemond returning home after killing luceyrs and starting a civil war: I'd like everybody to take a moment and think back to a time when they did something stupid, how they were treated, and how they wished they were treated. Alicent: What the hell did you do?
Aemond:ikilledluke
Alicent: .... what?
Aemond: vhagerateluke
Otto: ....
Alicent:
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m1ndbrand · 1 year
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Y/N: *accidentally brushes Aemond's hand with her own*
Aemond:
Aemond: *aggressively holds Y/N's hand*
Aemond, under his breath to Y/N: Fucking commit to it.
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madame-fear · 9 months
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Y/N: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone. Aemond: Mine just says "Aemond no." Y/N: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
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slvtforlizzie · 1 month
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Aemond: my uncle is a challenge I welcome. if he dares face me.
lucerys: *haunting him in the afterlife* ARE YOU INSANE! THIS MAN KILLED HIS OWN WIFE FOR NOT BEING MARRIED TO MY MOM! KILLED SOMEONE WHO INSULTED ME AND MY MOM! WHAT CHALLENGE! "IF HE DARES FACE ME!" HE IS GOING TO KILL YOU BC YOU KILLED HIS FAVORITE STEP SON! ARE YOU MAD!
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devilsjacket · 1 year
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Aegon, whispering to Jacaerys: you gotta know where to stick it in of course
Y/n, overhearing and whispering to Aegon: you don’t know where to stick it in
Aegon, sighing: that’s because you’re the one that sticks it in.
Jacaerys, almost choking on his wine: WHAT AM I HEARING RIGHT NOW-
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Opeli: High Mage, we arrested the assassin behind King Harrows death. We found him wandering around the castle eating jelly tarts.
Callum: Release my father-in-law.
Opeli:
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baybieruth · 2 years
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[ incorrect quotes; daemon targaryen feat. caraxes ]
daemon: *sings to vermithor*
caraxes *after seeing daemon the next day*:
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achaoticeternal · 1 year
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Y/N: *whining about something* I don’t want it. I don’t like it.
Aemond: That’s not what you said last night.
Y/N: *shocked*
The Dinner Table: *shocked*
Aegon II: Rock on, freaky bro.
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thisisnotawendys · 11 months
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blxckmccn · 2 years
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Aemond: Fine! Judge all you want but...
Aemond, points at Rhaenyra: Married a gay.
Aemond, points at Alicent: Married her best friend's father, sorry mom.
Aemond, points at Criston: Fell in love with the princess just bcs she kissed him or something like that, man wtf.
Aemond, points at Viserys: Married his daughter's best friend?!?!? I mean- Hi, father.
Aemond, points at Daemon: Honestly, there is no need for me to give examples of him. My uncle is his own warning.
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equestriagirl16 · 1 year
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I love the notion that Malleus is possessive, but can we also toy with the idea of him having a just as/if not even more possessive partner like-
MC: *pouting while watching Malleus be dotted on by diasmonia students or whoever else*
MC: Malleus could you come here please!
Malleus: Oh! Pardon me.
Malleus: Yes my treasure, is something the matter? You usually don’t use my full name unless-
MC: Unless somethings wrong. We have plans Malleus but you seem to be a bit distracted..
Malleus: Don’t mind them, I was just engaging in some conversation.
MC: Of course, because you know very well that- *tugs on tie*
Malleus: oh-
MC: I was fortunate enough to score the most eligible bachelor in the entire wonderland. I’m the one who you come to on late nights to keep you company. And I! Don’t ever plan on letting you go.
Malleus: I-I um..
MC: Now, how about lunch! *skips away*
Malleus: *the man is frozen*
MC: Cmon Mal-Mal!
Malleus: Y-Yes dear!
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ruthari-preacher · 5 months
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Rayla: Wow. I keep stepping on a lot of crunchy twigs.  Runaan: Those are bones, Rayla.  Rayla: *looks straight up* Not if I never look down.
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slvtforlizzie · 1 month
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Aemond: *talking to Luke during dinner* you have such a soothing voice. I bet you talk Jace through it.
lucerys: *smirks* I can talk you through it
Aemond: *omfg*
Jace: *embarrassed and blushing*
Aegon: *confused and hurt bc Jace lied to him abt him and Luke*
Daemon: *dies laughing on the other side of the table*
alicent and Rhaenyra: *mortified*
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madame-fear · 1 year
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Y/N: Aemond, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right? Aemond, naked in Y/N's bed: No, I absolutely do not. Y/N, already taking off their clothes: Fuck… Me neither.
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Talon Karrde: What are your concerns? Luke Skywalker: Well, you’ve kidnapped me. Talon Karrde: Hmm, noted. Go on. Luke Skywalker: And you threw me in this dungeon. Talon Karrde: I see. Anything else? Luke Skywalker: Uh, no. But... hmm. No, I guess those are the main two. Talon Karrde: Thank you. Your feedback is a gift.
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