#incorrect music quotes

[incorrect-nirvana-quotes]

Dave: So, what's it like living with Kurt?

Krist: Once, I asked him for a glass of water while he was pissed at me, and he brought me a glass full of ice and said “wait”.

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[misterpseudonym]

#nerdy prudes must die #npmd #npmd spoilers #max jagerman #starkid #hatchetfield #incorrect quotes #this poor kid #i love this musical #my favorite part was when max jagerman made friends with all the nerds #and everyone was safe and happy #and nothing bad happened to him #og

[nerdasaurus1200]

Odysseus: Wait, how are there 558 men down here, we had 43!

Eurylochus: Elpenor died at Circe’s.

Odysseus: Son of a bitch!

#epic the musical #epic the underworld saga #incorrect quotes #source: unknown #odysseus #Eurylochus #elpenor

[caleohateclub]

The Crew: Five Hundred, Fifty-Eight men... who died under your-

Odysseus: YOU DON'T GET TO SING, ELPENOR!

#incorrect quotes #odysseus #elpenor #jorge rivera herrans #epic the musical #epic the musical the underworld saga #the underworld saga #epic the musical incorrect quotes

[100blueberries]

Odysseus: the Gods have allowed me to live another day and I’m going to make it everyone’s problem

The Gods, getting ready to boot him to Calypso’s island: actually we did not allow that

#I was thinking of this while listening to Monster #epic the musical #the odyssey #odysseus #greek mythology #the underworld saga #epic the underworld saga #epic the musical incorrect quotes

[incorrectplastics]

#mean girls #incorrect mean girls #incorrect quotes #mean girls incorrect quotes #mean girls musical #mean girls musical movie #mean girls 2024 #regina george #mean girls movie #janis imi’ike #janisimiike #janis sarkisian #janis ian #rejanis

[theydidntactuallysaythis]

percy: it doesn't have to be a big deal that you hugged me lol

percy, internally: AHHHHHHHHHHH SHE HUGGED ME KADFJHSKJLGASLDFKHJ PLAY IT COOL PLAY IT COOL

#they are so 12 its not even funny #pjo #hoo #percy jackson #incorrect pjo quotes #pjo disney+ #pjo tv show #annabeth chase #percabeth #incorrect percabeth quotes #incorrect quotes #alexa queue the music

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Incorrect Nerdy Prudes Must Die 6/?, but it's just the paulkins scene

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[its-short-for-jackalope]

no thoughts today, only ✨️memes✨️ (1/3)

Bailey's stripper jacket my beloved

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[marvelmaniac715]

Why Pokey Barely Speaks In The Summoning:

Peter: Wait, isn’t there a fifth guy here?

Wiggly *sighing*: Yes, but we don’t let him talk much because he’s… unique-

Pokey *starting a one man kick line*: Give ‘em the ol’ razzle dazzle!

Peter: Oh… he’s a theatre kid.

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[myreygn]

odysseus: i keep thinking of the infant from that night

polites: that's so sad alexa play open arms

#i keep thinking of the infant from that night i keep thinking of the infant from that- THIS LIFE IS AMAZING #cried at this part actually #epic the musical #epic the underworld saga #the underworld #odysseus #polites #rip polites you'll always be famous #incorrect quote #incorrect quotes #incorrect epic

[incorrect-nirvana-quotes]

Dave: Mentally, I am ready for Christmas.

Dave: Financially, I am not ready for Christmas.

Kurt: Mentally, you’re ready for Christmas??

#kurt cobain #incorrect nirvana quotes #90s music #kurt donald cobain #90s #90s grunge #dave grohl #grunge #krist novoselic #incorrect music quotes #nirvana

[tostealtimefromthefates]

Odysseus: Love, if I died, would you get married again?

Penelope: That's a stupid question, I wouldn't let you die.

Odysseus: But what if it was out of your control, like I was run over by a chariot or fell ill or something?

Penelope: I would march down into the Fields of Punishment and drag you back out.

Odysseus: What if I was at peace in the afterlife, and didn't want to come back?

Penelope: I don't care what you want, you think I'm living without you? Are you crazy?

Odysseus: Awwwww. Wait, why did you just assume I'd end up in the Fields of Punishment?

Penelope: Have you met yourself? You're a heinous bastard and that's why I love you.

#tsoa #incorrect tsoa quotes #the odyssey #greek mythology #source: unknown #odysseus #penelope #odypen #incorrect epic the musical quotes #epic the musical #tagamemnon

[sunshinemayhem]

hermes: "don't thank me, friend-"

odysseus: see, Athena? at least he considers me a friend

athena:

athena: he's your grandfather

#epic: the musical #epic the musical #epic the circe saga #odysseus #athena #hermes #epic #epic odysseus #incorrect quotes

[gotstabbedbyapen]

Zeus: Hades, man! Come join us in tormenting this Odysseus guy!

Poseidon: Yeah, he's coming to your kingdom next. It's your turn now!

Hades: I don't know, seems a little unethical-

Persephone: *pushes Hades aside* Sounds fun! Can I join?

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[thetiredprometheus]

Ares *insulting Odysseus*

Athena: while I'd love to disagree, he's spitting facts

Ares: -like his son

Athena: hold up, you did NOT just say that. If you wanna fight were gonna fight. How DARE you insult my favourite human, my special boy, you little-

#epic the musical #odysseus #the odyssey #God games #Ares #Athena #telemachus #Telemachos #incorrect epic the musical quotes