#incorrect samwise

[lithiumseven]

Frodo: *stabbed by an immortal blade*

The Hobbits: What do we do Mr. Strider

The Hobbits: *looking to this big scary mountain man so intimidating and mysterious they don’t even know his real name*

Aragorn, truly just some guy at heart: I’m gonna call my dad

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[autistook]

LOTR & HOBBIT TEXT POSTS

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[achillyscomedown]

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[thethirdtreeofvalinor]

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[incorrect-lord-of-the-rings]

#one of the biggest reasons sam hates mount doom is 1) the whole ring thing and 2) no food :( #lotr #lotr meme #source: tumblr #obviously #samwise gamgee #frodo baggins #The Lord of the Rings #lord of the rings #incorrect lotr #incorrect lord of the rings quotes #incorrect lord of the rings

[meteors-lotr]

Pippin: When have I ever done something rash or irresponsible? Boromir: I keep a list. Aragorn: Mine’s in order of date. Frodo: Severity. Sam: Mines colour coded.

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[modernincorrectlotrhobbit]

Aragorn, to Boromir: There are two types of people in this group. Observe.

Aragorn: EVERYONE, the floor is lava!

Sam: *quickly helps Frodo, Merry, and Pippin onto the counter*

Legolas: *pushes Gimli off the sofa*

Aragorn: See?

#source: ? #incorrect quotes #incorrect Hobbit quotes #incorrect lotr quotes #incorrect lord of the rings quotes #the hobbit #lord of the rings #aragorn #ARAGORN SON OF ARATHORN #boromir #Boromir of Gondor #samwise gamgee #sam gamgee #the fellowship of the ring #the fellowship

[chickentenderx]

the fellowship as things my sister has said:

Aragorn: “What’s an emo hashtag i can use?”

Legolas: “I keep it on video cuz I like looking at myself”

Boromir: *holding one end of a string while someone else holds the other* “it’s like holding hands but without the commitment”

Gimli: “fight me tofu lady!”

Sam: “no bc i AM the best mac and cheese maker”

Frodo: “now i’m properly medicated and accessorized”

Merry: “I may not know what Alaska is, but I know where the gas tanks are”

Pippin: “Wait are humans mammals?”

Gandalf: “Stop being racist they’re obviously all gay”

bonus: the ring: “i’m not just a burrito, i’m a late night taco bell burrito”

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[vildo]

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[hetaczechia]

Frodo: Sam, I’m sad.

Sam: *putting his arms around him* Come here, Mr. Frodo. It’s gonna be okay.

Pippin: Merry, I’m sad.

Merry: *nodding* Mood.

#lord of the rings #lotr #frodo baggins #samwise gamgee #peregrin took #pippin took #pippin #meriadoc brandybuck #merry brandybuck #merry and pippin #incorrect quotes #incorrect lotr quotes

[burnt-scone]

J.R.R. Tolkien: My books are a allegory for the Bible.

Me: Bunch of dudes giving heartfelt looks & forehead kisses

(Drawings of Bilbo & Thorin giving heart eyed side glances, Gimli & Legolas giving longing looks, Sam & Frodo with their foreheads nearly touching staring into eachothers souls)

Me: & dudes who barely know how to touch a woman.

(Drawings of Aragorn the man who barely knows how to kiss, Captain "I held hands before" Faramir, and Kili he was a real one.)

#LOTR #Hobbit #Tolkien #bagginshield #Samfro #Gimleaf #Gigolas #Legolas #Gimli #Thorin #Bilbo #Frodo #Samwise #Aragorn #Kili #Faramir #honestly its not Kilis fault he just never got a chance. bet he wouldve done great if he got the chance #PLEASE LOOK AT vganimefanatic s POST. I WAS TAUGHT SOMETHING INCORRECT. THE BIBLE WAS USED MORE OF A REFERENCE THAN A ALLEGORY. #THE READER GETS MORE CREATIVITY MORE IMAGINATION. YOU DONT HAVE TO RELY ON AN SIMPLE ALLEGORY

[fvck-the-patriarchy]

Aragorn, teaching Pippin to drive: Okay, you're driving and Sam and Merry walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?

Pippin: Oh, definitely Merry. I could never hurt Sam.

Aragorn, massaging his temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.

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[autistook]

LOTR + text posts

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[achillyscomedown]

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[thethirdtreeofvalinor]

#i want this as a comic but nobody ever acknowledges his presence #and he wouldn’t be important to the plot either #he’s just there to slay #and slay he does #bill the pony #frodo baggins #samwise gamgee #gollum #tolkien #lotr #lotr memes #the lord of the rings #lotr fandom #incorrect tolkien quotes #silmarillion #silmarillion memes #incorrect lord of the rings quotes #incorrect silmarillion quotes

[incorrect-lord-of-the-rings]

#im stirring the pot today #lotr #lord of the rings #incorrect lotr #lotr poll #samwise gamgee #frodo baggins