#incorrect sunkiller quotes

[manwrre]

barty: i don’t wanna like potter but the parasites in me want potter.

regulus: right…..

barty: i don’t want to kiss potter— i don’t like him but the parasite… the demon in me… IT wants to kiss potter.

evan: ……

barty: you understand what i’m saying?

regulus: yea….. yea, i get it. i get that.

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[jameskinniesrise]

"i love you, it's ruining my life"

OK BARTY FUCKING CROUCH JR AND EVAN FUCKING ROSIER

#also maybe sunkiller also #marauders era #sirius black #harry potter #starchaser #wolfstar #james potter #jegulus #regulus black #marauders incorrect quotes #marauders

[vomits0cutely]

Barty: I’m just realising that you and I are actually quite similar

James: I can’t believe you just say that.. that’s so mean..

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[cheekyboybeth]

Marauders incorrect quotes

Barty: hey, wake up

James: aaah!

Barty: I just murdered your entire family

James: but I live alone

Barty: uh then who are these people in your house?

James: there’s people in my house?!

Barty: well not anymore, dumb bitch

Barty: you could of died, you’re welcome

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[risetherivermoon]

James, age 9: hey mum? i have a question

Effie: hm? alright then, lay it on me

James: who would be a better father? me or barty?

Barty, age 8, with his arms folded, standing next to james: 😒

Effie: why are you asking this?

James: mum! its important

Effie: Ok! Barty,

James: WHAT?!?

Barty: WHAHAHA

Effie: hes more responsible, somehow

Barty, running out of the room excitedy: WOO I GET THE KIDS IN THE DIVORCE ITS BEEN SETTLED

James, going after him: WAIT WE NEED TO WORK OUT A CUSTODY SCHEDULE!! BARTY!!

Monty: kids??

Effie: i stopped questioning it a while ago

#theyre childhood friends in my head im not sorry #marauders #marauders era #harry potter #hp #dead gay wizards #james potter #barty crouch jr #darksun #me rambling #james x barty #barty x james #james fleamont potter #euphemia potter #fleamont potter #bartemius crouch junior #jam & b <3 #incorrect quotes #sunkiller

[not-rab]

the only time i can actually see Walburga and Orion being accepting of Regulus being trans, is when they see him as a replacement of Sirius

like - they would treat him exactly the same as Sirius, pretending that it was their daughter that ran away and that their son was still with them

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[soleil-black]

Barty degradation kink Crouch: How does the saying go? Shame me once let's fool around.

#marauders #the marauders era #evan rosier #barty x evan #barty crouch junior #rosekiller #bitchkiller #moonkiller #bartylus #sunkiller #party #Barty is a communal bike and I ship him with everyone #marauders incorrect quotes #slytherin skittles #slytherin pantheon #degradation k1nk

[miruloveu]

genderfluid James Potter Is what i Need.

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[manwrre]

*everyone’s watching as barty complains about feeling like shit*

james: i could rub your tummy!

barty: how’d you like to rub it from the inside, deer boy?

evan:

regulus:

dorcas:

james: i’m— i’m not sure how to answer that…..

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[cheekyboybeth]

Marauders incorrect quotes

Barty: Reggie, in fifteen seconds, why don’t I have a boyfriend?

Regulus: um because you have the emotional vulnerability of a traffic cone

Regulus: and you’re also homophobic

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[risetherivermoon]

james, walking past: "oh hey barty!"

barty: "you look like an unwashed weasel with its head inside its ass, you unnecessarily sweet, sexy bitch with stupid loving eyes."

james: 🧍 "oh.. thank you? i think?"

barty, internal monologue: "good job barty, you played that off well, James has no idea you're in love with him."

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[cheekyboybeth]

Marauders incorrect quotes

James: you would like to stay for dinner?

Effie, eavesdropping: would you like to stay forever?

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[vomits0cutely]

James: I think I broke something

Barty: I’ll buy you two more

James: … (I can buy my own stuff..?)

Barty: don’t even worry about it

James: I think I broke a bone

#let Barty spoil ppl #sunkiller #darksun #james potter #barty crouch jr #barty and james #james and barty #barty x james #james x barty #marauders #marauders era #the marauders #incorrect quotes #incorrect marauders quotes

[vomits0cutely]

I show a post saying Barty went around telling everyone him and James were dating

so I wanted to make a little thingy

It probably started when someone was flirting with Barty and he wanted to get away and went: “shit I got to.. go see” *tries to think of something, mind goes to James* “my boyfriend!” (??). Then he keeps it going for shits and giggles, and then he panics when ppl ask him about it cause he doesn’t know why he thought of James out of everyone

———————————

A Ravenclaw: *flirting with Barty* so crouch.. I heard a little rumour that you fancy people with brains..

Barty: [who would rather be anywhere but there]

Barry: uhhh.. yeah I do, did you know Gryffindors are quite smart too? Like uhhh.. James Potter, for example, like his my boyfriend yk? and all-

Ravenclaw: ..what?

Ravenclaw: Oh. That’s cool I just thought- ykw nvm.

Barty: yeah you didn’t know that? We’re dating

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A Hufflepuff: so Barty..

Hufflepuff: [flutters eyelashes, smirks and puts hand on Barry’s thigh]

Hufflepuff: what do you do even Quidditch is on? Do you go back to your dorm.. because I could tag along..

Barty: no, I don’t. I actually uh, I normally go hang out with my.. boyfriend, James Potter. Yk the one who your team lost to? The captain and prefect? The one-

Hufflepuff: .. I’ll go.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

(Doesn’t even make sense cause James would either be playing or watching all the games, but Barty wasn’t thinking)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Marlene: Barty!

Barty: what?

Marlene: what is it I’m hearing ‘bout you and Jamie?

Barty: ..

Barty: uhh, where’d you hear that?

Marlene: I was near some Hufflepuffs and heard a mention of it

Barty: why you snooping near Hufflepuffs?

Marlene: don’t change the subject. What’s the deal?

Barty: I needed an excuse to get away from ppl so yk.. I used him as an excuse

Marlene: why James tho? Wouldn’t Evan be more useful, cause you see him daily

Barty: .. James was just the first person I thought of

Marlene: ..

Barty: I guess

Marlene: ..alright then-

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Dorcas: Barty.. why?

Barty: ‘why’ what? I didn’t even do anything!

Dorcas: Oh, so running around saying your dating, Potter? Is nothing?

Barty: you heard that did ya?

Dorcas: of course I did, I hear everything. May as well call me “Rita fucking Skeeter”

Barty: okay I did! People were annoying me and I just said “My boyfriend needed me” and just threw Potter’s name in there so people would shut up and leave me alone!

Barty: god do people ever stop and leave me alone? Stop asking me about it god!

Dorcas: ..

Dorcas: okay.. my bad then

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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[cheekyboybeth]

Marauders incorrect quotes

Barty: but nobody listens to me, they all think I’m crazy

James: are you?

Barty: am I? Am I crazy?

Barty: well I guess that for you to decide

Barty: now If you’ll excuse me, I gotta go sew this guys head back on

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