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What is it with Slytherin’s and falling for the most obvious people ever?

#I mean they’re not in the clear either #like please #they’re not exactly A1 either #slytherin x gryffindor #harry potter ships #golden trio era #drarry #draco x harry #harry x draco #ron x blaise #blairon #pansy x hermione #hermione x pansy #pansmione #james x regulus #regulus x james #jegulus #barty x james #james x barty #sunkiller #darksun #evan x james #james x evan #sunrose #neville x theo #theo x neville #neville longbottom #theodore nott #nottbottom

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Effie: *telling stories of baby James, baby Marlene and baby Peter, and their childhoods to their friends*

Effie: “mamí my phone is gonna die, the card isn’t working” and I’d ask everytime “are you with anybody?”

Effie: cause I always— moms wanna know — is my son alone or does he have a friend that he’s at least with? And it was always:

Effie: “yeah, Marls and Pete”. So there was always this Marls and Pete who was always with him. And I thought “thank goodness for Marlene and Peter”.

#she’s that not mom that has a #scrapbook of embarrassing baby photos #and shows everyone #but we love her #pushing the headcanon of them being childhood best friends #james and marlene and peter #james potter #marlene mckinnon #peter pettigrew #james and marlene #james and peter #marlene and peter #childhood best friends james marlene and peter #james marlene and peter as childhood best friends #childhood best friends #marauders era #marauders #the marauders #marauders characters #maruaders era #the marauders era #the marauders girls #marauders era characters #marauders headcanon #marauders friendship #marauder girls #dorcas meadows #barty crouch jr #evan rosier #remus lupin

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“Do you wanna where I was April 29?”

Thinking about gay dead wizards ykyk

#april 29 #dead gay wizards #marauders era #marauders #the marauders #marauders era characters #the marauders era #marauders characters #marauders ships #marauder girls #marauders headcanon #gay dead wizards #the marauders girls #marauders girls #slytherin skittles #skittle squad #skittles squad #the emeralds

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I was scrolling - as you do - and saw someone posting their headcanons for different marauders characters and I saw that they add some underrated characters (Alice, Frank, Bellatrix, Rita ect)

And now I feel like an asshole cause I kinda forgot about them.. so none of them have been added to my headcanon posts.. so imma add them now cause I feel bad

#if you see my re blogs with the characters I forgot #and you see I forgot another please let me know #and I’ll add them #thank you #marauders characters #underrated character #marauders era #marauders #the marauders #marauders era characters #marauder girls #marauders headcanon #the marauders era #alice fortescue #frank longbottom #rita skeeter #bellatrix black #bellatrix lestrange #andromeda tonks #andromeda black

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EXACTLY, this is not reason why I’m kinda hesitant about Jegulus. I love them sm but this aspect of the ship really makes me question it

“Where the regulus black to my James potter” yall I kin James potter sm it’s painful but he is sm stronger than me. I’m so fr I would CRUMBLED if I was in love with someone and they acted like Reggie did (I love my boy sm tho) but like I couldn’t handle it. Like in the beginning when he acts like he hates James, I would cry myself to sleep. Y’all r stronger than me bc my low ass self esteem could NEVER (even tho Reggie is so worth it)

#jegulus #no hate to anyone #james x regulus #regulus x james #james and regulus #regulus and james

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Someone get Taylor Swift’s music away from marauders, harry potter, hunger games, marvel, percy jackson, star wars and more away from editors rn!!

#they hurt so good #marauders era #the ​marauders #harry potter #harry potter characters #the hunger games #hunger games #marvel #marvel characters #percy jackson #percy jackson characters #star wars #star wars characters #editors #taylor swift #taylor swift songs #taylor swift lyrics #the tourtured poets department #folklore #evermore #midnights #1989 #taylor swift albums

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James: can I try rizzing you up?

Anyone: ..okay-

James: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLESS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PELASE PELSSE PELASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PELASE—

#they said yes #btw #james potter ships #james potter x everyone #james potter x people #marauders era #marauders #the marauders #incorrect quotes #incorrect marauders quotes #marauders ships #marauders characters #marauders era characters #marauders headcanon #the marauders era #maruaders era #james potter #james x you #james x barty #james x evan #james x peter #james x reader #james x remus #james x regulus #james x sirius #james x lily #james x severus #he’s a simp

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It would have worked, but the person he’s trying to flirt with isn’t catching on..

#he’s trying his best #he’s so silly #james and his pickup lines #james potter ships #marauders era #marauders ships #marauders #the marauders #james potter #james x barty #james x evan #james x peter #james x remus #james x regulus #james x reader #james x sirius #james x lily #james x you #james x severus #james x everyone #james x anyone #marauders characters #marauders headcanon #marauders era characters #maruaders era #the marauders era

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Marauders era characters and their heights

— The Marauders

James Potter - 6’2 (both parents are quite tall)

Remus Lupin - 6’4 (father is really tall, mother is just above average)

Sirius Black - 5’8 (father is below average, mother is average)

Peter Pettigrew - 5’7 (both parents are below average)

— The Valkyries

Lily Evans - 5’5 (father is barely average, mother is below average)

Marlene McKinnon - 5’8 (father is above average, mother is average)

Mary McDonald - 5’4 (both parents are average)

— The Emeralds / Skittle Squad

Regulus Black - 5’8 1/2 - (father is below average, mother is average)

Pandora Lovegood-Rosier - 5’6 (both parents are average)

Evan Rosier-Lovegood - 5’9 (both parents are average)

Dorcas Meadows - 5’10 (both parents are above average)

Barty Crouch Jr - 5’9 (both parents are average)

#marauders headcanon #maruaders characters headcanons #the marauders era #marauders characters #marauders era #marauder girls #the marauders #marauders #marauders girls #marauders era headcanons #marauders era characters #skittle squad headcanon #skittle squad #slytherin skittles #skittles squad #the emeralds headcanons #the emeralds #the marauders girls #the valkyries #the valkyries headcanon #height difference #height headcanons #marauders height headcanons

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Walburga: you do not deserve my son.

James: you don’t deserve your son.

Walburga: excuse me.

James: you heard me.

#my phone autocorrected Walburga to walnuts #just thought i’d mention it #walburga black #walburga's a+ parenting #death to Walburga #james potter #marauders era #marauders #the marauders #the marauders era #james and regulus #regulus and james #james x regulus #regulus x james #james and sirius #sirius and james #james x sirius #sirius x james

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Walburga: you are not good enough for my son.

Remus: you’re not good enough for your son.

Walburga: pardon.

Remus: you heard me.

#she’s lucky he didn’t get near her #walburga's a+ parenting #walburga black #this is a Walburga hate account #black family #the black family #noble house of black #the noble and most ancient house of black #the noble house of black #sirius black #remus lupin #wolfstar #marauders era #marauders #the marauders #the marauders era #remus and sirius #sirius and remus #remus x sirius #sirius x remus #remus x regulus #regulus x remus #regulus and remus #remus and regulus #moonwater

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What’s one (or more) headcanon about the Marauders era character that you just don’t like?

Can be anything! This is a safe place!!

#headcanon #marauders era headcanons #marauders headcanon #marauder girls #the valkyries #valkyries headcanon #skittle squad headcanon #the emeralds headcanons #marauders era #marauders #the marauders #marauders girls #marauders characters #marauders ships #marauders au #the marauders era #the marauders girls #headcanons

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Can I also be an ally? I solidly swear.. ✋🙋‍♀️

THATS IT.

IM DECLARING WAR ON THE RIGHTHANDED PEOPLE AS OF RIGHT NOW

I HAVE BEEN BELITTLED BETRAYED BEGUILED SHUNNED AND MOCKED FOR BEING A LEFT HANDED PERSON

NO LONGER.

I WILL RISE ABOVE.

LEFTYS STAND WITH ME IN BATTLE AND HELP ME TAKE DOWN THE OPPOSITION

#supporters #ally

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What if I told you James just wants to get proposed to?

In very relationship, any ships, any universe— he gets his lover a promise ring and he gets proposed to.

#i don’t make the rules #james just wants to make sure that they want to marry him too #(they do) #james potter #promise ring #marauders era #marauders #the marauders #marauders ships #marauders headcanon #marauders characters #the marauders era #james potter ships #james x barty #james x evan #james x peter #james x remus #james x regulus #james x sirius #james x lily

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Marauder characters heights post incoming 🗣️🗣️

(I’m doing research)

#I worded that badly #marauders era #the marauders era #marauders headcanon #marauders characters #marauders #the marauders #james potter #sirius black #remus lupin #peter pettigrew #lily evans #dorcas meadows #mary macdonald #pandora lovegood #pandora rosier #marlene mckinnon #regulus black #barty crouch jr #evan rosier #the emeralds headcanons #skittle squad headcanon #my headcanons #the marauders girls #marauders girls #marauder girls headcanon

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“He’d look fine doing it-““he’d be so hot wearing-“ NO! LET HIM BE UGLY. I DONT WANT HIM HOT AND BASIC. I WANNA SEE HIM UGLY!! BUT CONFIDENT AND I WANNA BE CONFUSED ON WHY I LIKE HIM!!!

#let ppl be ugly #ugly but hot #is he hot? no #but do I think he’s hot? yes. #do i care though? #fictional characters #characters #fictional ships #writerblr #writer stuff #men #i might be mentally ill #if you’re reading this #yes it’s targeted #slytherin skittles #skittle squad #skittles squad #the ​emeralds #marauders era #it can sometimes be #twinkification #mischaracterization #characterization

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This doesn’t make sense but Dominic Fike both my fancast for James Potter and Evan Rosier.

When he’s showing his long curly hair he is my James, and when he’s showing his blonde he is my Evan — go on Pinterest and find some pictures and you’ll see exactly what I mean.

#his music is so good #as well #james potter fancast #evan rosier fancast #marauders characters fancast #fancast #james potter #evan rosier #dominic fike #marauders era #marauders #the marauders #the maruaders #maruaders fancast