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vomits0cutely · 2 days
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James: can I try rizzing you up?
Anyone: ..okay-
James: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLESS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PELASE PELSSE PELASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PELASE—
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miruloveu · 28 days
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regulus: ...
Barty: uhm..
Evan: *observe the scene*
James: *stares at Barty*
Barty: uhkmm...
James: *stares barty in the soul*
Barty: potter-
James: I want you to rip out my guts out bite so hard it makes me bleed,I want you tò leave bruises on my skin I WANT YOUR HANDS ON MY NECK CHOOKING ME-
remus: *picks James up like a sack of potatoes* lets go progs we have you meds
regulus:
Barty:
evan:
regulus:..
Barty:...
evan:...
regulus: *horrifying silence*
evan+Barty: was hot
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lionmythflower · 1 month
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Evan leaned against the wall as he glared at Regulus and Barty who were currently making out in the middle of the party. He wasn't quite sure which one of them he was glaring at the moment. He was mad at both of them.
But James Potter walking up to him did not help his anger either.
"What the fuck do you want Potter?" Evan asked without looking over at the boy. Or rather up at the boy. Evan definitely would have had to look up. Potter was tall, and it did not help that Evan was almost as short as regulus.
"Are you going to have a proper conversation with me or are you going to continue starring daggers at the back of regulus' head," Potter asked.
Evan turned his head so fast he almost got a whiplash, his glare now fixed on Potter. "What do you want?" Evan asked again.
"To help you," Potter said honestly.
Evan snorted. "How could you help me."
James shrugged. "You like Barty and I like Regulus."
"And they're dating."
James nodded. "Fake dating."
Evan's cool uncaring anger demeanor changed instantly. "They're what?!" He choked out.
"Fake dating. To make us jealous."
"And how do you know this?" Evan asked, still trying to wrap his mind around it.
"Pete told me."
"Fuck."
You never doubted what Peter Pettigrew said. Ever. Especially about something like this.
James nodded.
"But back to my point, how are you going to help me?" Evan questioned.
"We fake date as well." James proposed.
Evan hesitated. And then he looked over to where Regulus and Barty were dancing and kissing and laughing. Evan looked back at James who was looking at him expectantly.
"I'll do it," Evan replied.
James' face broke into a grin.
"Oh thank merlin!" He exclaimed.
Evan rolled his eyes. "Don't get too excited there, Potter."
"Call me James. We're dating aren't we?" The taller boy said.
Evan couldn't help but laugh.
This was going to be fun.
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evan who acts outraged when you ask him about if he's dating [insert character] even if he is
bro will act like you just insulted his entire bloodline
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lavender-000 · 2 months
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James thought of some ridiculous plans in the past- pranks, love confessions, getting out of detention and the list could go on.
But the thing is, James is used to ridiculous plans. But this?
"So why do you think?" Evan asked expectantly as he looked at James. His faced morphed into a confusion as he tried to think through the plan. Evan could basically hear the faint sound of wheels turning his brain.
"So" James began finally, "If I've understood correctly you want to date?"
"-fake date James" Evan corrected with a note of irritation. "We both benefit, Reg and Barty will end their ridiculous... whatever they have going on. I will then get Barty and you can have Regulus".
James knew it was stupid and ridiculous and their ingenious plan might not even work.
But as he realised there's a slight chance he might get Regulus? What else was there to consider.
James is a king or ridiculous plans as well as a number one hopeless romantic. It should have suprised no one when he announced, "Hell yeah, let's do this"
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crimsonlovebartylus · 4 months
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Regulus: Barty???
Barty: *inside a box, muffled* in here
Regulus: .....
Regulus: why are you wrapped inside a box?
Barty: i'm your christmas gift
Evan: and I helped wrapped it.
James: I gave him the idea after scaring Evan under his tree.
Regulus:
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olivers-cocoapuffs · 11 months
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Rosestarkiller who are in a band together and their manager wants them to write a memoir type thing and recommends celebrated author James Potter to write it.
James falls in love with each of them as he interviews them (together and seperately) and they keep flirting with him but he doesn’t pick up on it.
Eventually Peter smacks some sense into him and then they become Rosestarkillerchaser
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star4daisy · 7 months
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Weekly fic snippet
from the second pt of Power Over Me
tw: slight nsfw
thx for the tag honey @curly-chip
The moment the sound of a belt buckle rings around them, Evan snaps sharply from the front. “Oi, no funny business over there, unless you want me to pull over and bend you over the car.” “Sounds fun.” Barty groans, letting James’ bottom lip out of his mouth with a pop. Evan laughs. “Not in the way you’d like, love. I’d paint your arse red.” James can feel his face burning, for a second there he’d forgotten there were more people in the car with them, but now that he’s spatially aware of them, it only makes him hornier, to think about Evan’s eyes on them through the reviewing mirror as Barty holds his face down while James chokes on his cock. He could already see the way Regulus’s grey eyes would turn darker with desire and he’d make that little whining sound he always let out when he was about to hump them, to beg them for their cocks to fill him. “He definitely deserves it.” “You’re just jealous I’m the one who got to cum in the back with Jamie.” Regulus twists his entire body to sneer at him. “You’re jealous I can suck Evan’s cock anytime I want from here,” he reiterated his claim by putting a hand alarmingly close to Evan’s crotch and squeezing his inner thigh. Barty scoffs. “He wouldn’t let you give him road head.”
np tags: @jaylienpotter @themuseoftheviolets @graveryavery @starchaser-lily @aster1sque @jamespottersmixtape @moonytoastandbowie
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drunktayloratthevmas · 2 months
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sunrose headcanon
Evan is a model and James an influencer and they meet at some Brand event
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starchasersunseeker · 4 months
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Us @beautyoftheships planing angst and constantly saying "poor ___" as if it's not us deciding to add things that will make it more angsty ahahahah
Especially to Jamie... he is really going through it in our convos 😭💔
Fic: Sweet Like Cinnamon
The fic is set in omegaverse and it is about the polycule James / Regulus / Barty / Evan
With James being an omega and the other three are alphas
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king-of-horny · 11 months
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*Evan flirting with James*
regulus: i'm going to kill him
barty: whom?
regulus: to both
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vomits0cutely · 2 days
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What if I told you James just wants to get proposed to?
In very relationship, any ships, any universe— he gets his lover a promise ring and he gets proposed to.
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miruloveu · 28 days
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regulus: I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone.
james: And I need you to be less vague and weird.
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evan and regulus like to leave bite marks all over their partners so that everyone knows that they belong to them
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lavender-000 · 2 months
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If you ever feel like screaming at your phone and hitting your head at 4 oblivious gay guys...
A star for a summer's day
her_smile_forges_galaxies
(it's perfect you'll love it)
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crimsonlovebartylus · 3 months
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posted the first chapter for keeping up with the blacks (& rosiers): https://archiveofourown.org/works/53160667/chapters/134512915
dude this is the silliest shit ive ever written. like honest to god 😭
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sometimes you have to write silly reality shows.
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