#it wouldnt but yknow

[jasontoddsknifecollection]

I think if DC gave Bruce the opportunity to try healing his relationships with his kids that we would solve a lot of my issues personally

#it wouldnt but yknow #worth a shot #atlas rambles #batfam #bruce wayne #batman

[starhoodies]

| REBIRTH |

Older soriku week prompt WIP I guess I forgot to post here?? This was supposed to have a previous part (the "THE END" that I still haven't finished), but I like this by itself too.

#yknow cause it wouldnt be a riku centered piece without religious iconography thru a queer lens #kingdom hearts #soriku

[rendevok]

“Take my hand” a comic for NaruMitsu Week 2023

day 1 - lies & secrets - 2 - 3 - 4

#nmweek23 #narumitsu #wrightworth #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #probably more accurate to say this is mnm? or nmn or whatever lol #so treat the ship name lightly and dont get mad when miles [redacted redacted redacted redacted] yknow? #i wouldnt spoil it wheres the fun in that ¬‿¬ #fan art #fan comic #aa #rendevok #this is like. vaguely aa5 and on because i couldnt be assed to play those games yet #love their waistcoats tho YUM #also future warning i still suck at writing so if this is ooc! i’m sorry idk what im doing but i sure am doing it bb #i’ll update this post with links to the others as i post them! you’re in for about 30 pages so ♡ ♡ ♡ hope you have an appetite for sweets #(i say as if i didnt just post angst) IT WAS THE PROMPTS. THE PROMPTS MADE ME DO IT

[felixfeliccis]

:/

#comic #comics #trans guy #transmasc #trans man #lgbt memes #lgbtqia+ #trans meme #trans memes #trans #in all fairness i dont think he meant it in a mischievous way #like this guy doesnt really know whats going on sometimes yknow #his behaviour was still rude af #however #i wouldnt go as far to call him transphobic #i like to have faith in people sometimes #yknow? #Also i managed to get onr more comic before 2024! #yay! #:))))

[puppyeared]

Big cat

#ft my poorly drawn monstera leaves for vibe #I was thinking abt shinx and luxray like. I know theyre supposed to be lions but I feel like cheetah or serval would work well too #like with electricity and stuff. wouldnt speed and agility make more sense for an electric type? esp a cat shaped electric type? #maybe it would be ok for luxray to be heavy built because itd be really big by then. but I thought hey it would be cool if its preevolutions #could focus on speed for escaping. escaping and hunting yknow #maybe this is just because I watched a cheetah documentary last night and thought they were cool #I also have a hc that luxray can charge up electricity and make its whole body glow like an x ray #like you can see it’s bones through the blue parts of skin. either as a threat display or courtship #the shinier and bluer the fur is the better you can see the bones. which would mean its feeding itself well #but Im not a biology expert Im just using what I learned from birds LOL #so sososo normal abt luxray line (is my favorite pokemon) #my art #myart #pokemon #illustration #shinx #Luxio #luxray #luxray line

[sneckoil]

playing house. when house isn't around. (as overburdened friends do)

#wuddy #house md #lisa cuddy #james wilson #shioart #i like them as friends (i know this is paradoxical). but listen #it's the ephemerality okay #friends with insane benefits (extremely good at being a temporary spouse) #they both need this ok #they're also both really perfect for it. like #hello. theyre both uhm.. like the ideal. the Ideal (end sentence) #the realm of ideals or whatever plato said with that cave #theyre the only ones who know what it's like to be near the blast radius that is house #so why wouldnt you cling to each other. yknow

[wewerebornsextuplets]

based on a text post that i love very much

#my art #osomatsu san #totoko #todomatsu #me personally i wouldnt take tottys fashion advice since he walks around like a vlogger from 2015 #but yknow.

[dr-chalk]

Ao family reunion

#lmk s4 spoilers #lmk mei #lmk ao lie #lmk ao guang #lego monkie kid #myart #Going by the more hopeful possibility that Ao Lie is actually alive but just somehow sealed away #bc if he were alive n just freely roaming the earth he definitely would have come to help in s3 #ao lie's character growth was specifically about knowing when to take action so theres no way he wouldnt have come to help out against LBD #especially when that meant helping his friends #so yeah no way ao lie is both alive and free. hopefully he's sealed/locked away somewhere if he's not full on dead #and if ao lie is simply sealed then the monkie kids could free him and yknow. reunions could happen

[paulmccartneygrindr]

by "real" use whatever criteria you think appropriate. "i think they had feelings for each other but never acted on it" "they had a casual thing/situationship" "they were together but broke up" "they were secretly married in canada and have 6 kids together and their wives are beards". or maybe "they gave each other handjobs but platonically or something" or "one-sided unreciprocated feelings" wouldn't count as "real" by your judgement.

feel free to say your ship/opinions if you reblog. or dont idc im not your mom.

#like for example my main rpf ship is obvs mclennon and i would consider myself a tinhat insofar as that i think there was mutual feelings #involved though i'm conflicted on whether they acted on it or not #but most rpf-y stuff im into in any way is just for jokes #like i wouldnt say i actually think jam reiderson fucked yknow

[swampbestie]

guys. i know we love cunty ice king and gumlee but. are we just gonna ignore THIS

#WHAT THE FUCK #fionna and cake #finn mertens #like i know they just dip right after that but what the FUCK #yknow the sad part. jay and LD and finn were winning against the destiny gang #like it wouldve been a successful victory #fionna cake and simon are LITERALLY on the side doing nothing bc this isnt about them #SCARAB wouldnt have been there if those three were not #and finn senselessly dies because of their intervention #unintentional or not #very... interesting #anyway uh #adventure time #watch me get so annoying about this show

[eternalscribbles]

@raggedytiger so I had a uhm. An idea. And originally it was meant to be sweet and all but I don't control the definitions of names so-

#My first time doing alt text cuz. well. I barely post art. #Priginally I was gonna make this a sweet comic #BUT THEN PENELOPE JUST HAD TO MEAN DUCK #And weaver #But that's less funny #I really hope tiger likes it cuz yknow. why wouldnt i #mkay enough tag rambling #cuz at this point Im just stalling on posting it #tadc pomni #tadc ragatha #tadc #the amazing digital circus #comic #scribbles'scribbles

[llamagoddessofficial]

Still got that Horror Mafiafell Sans brainrot

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It wasn’t the first time Sans had pulled you into his lap, by any stretch of the imagination. The wads of cash he so often put in your pocket to ‘make up’ for the time you spent trapped had been difficult to explain to the bank at first- by now, it had happened so often that the tellers just got a look on their faces when they saw you walk in

They called you by name without looking at any paperwork. They probably thought YOU were in the mafia.

It was common bar knowledge how fond he was of holding you through his meals. Nowadays, Lisa would jokingly 'warn' you when he came through the doors and his mood was visibly stormy... the deeper his glower, the more likely he was to pull you in without warning when you passed his table, those giant claws sealing tight around a body that immediately became tiny in his presence.

So you should've been used to it.

...

... Something was very new about this time. And it wasn't just the lit cigar between his phalanges, different to his usual brand of choice.

Up against his huge chest. Your cheeks were hot, your heart was thumping. His touch was... different. Sat sideways across his lap, he kept you tucked against him with a hand on your thigh. Though on your thigh was a little bit of an understatement- his hand was so huge, he had nearly all of your thigh in his hold. 

The other hand, resting on the table, had the cigar held between the index and middle finger. It felt like an impenetrable barrier between you and the outside world... his gold rings gleaming in the low light.

... Perhaps it was the position of his hand. Holding your thigh gently, but with a possessive hint in the curl of his claws that slightly pressed into your flesh. Big, warm bones, the cold metal of the rings... he was holding you like he owned you.

Either way, you were just staring at his jacket lapel. Finding it very hard to cool down. The smell of smoke and gold was overpowering.

(You’d grown pretty adept at just tuning all table conversations out, for fear of overhearing something dangerous. But today, you couldn’t have concentrated on what was being said to Sans by the other two men at the table, even if you tried to.)

You didn’t know what the meeting he was having was about, and whatever it was, he didn’t seem happy about it. But he wasn't furious in a way that would usually frighten you. His energy was much more... reserved. There was a low scowl written across his face, he looked serious, dark. The crack and his scars cast deep and expressive shadows across his face. You were protected from the entire world, like this.

... Usually, you just felt like a tiny plushie in the arms of a big child who needed comforting. Not this time. And as he brushed his thumb slowly, back and forth across your leg... the prickles ran up your spine.

What's wrong with me? You swallowed. Your heart hadn't slowed down, not one bit, hands balled in your apron. What's going on?

... You heard Sans move, above you. You couldn't help but look up at him- and his big eye moved down to you. He seemed to register your altered state, for the first time, emerging a little from his obvious frustration at the other members of the table.

...

... His expression changed. Something about him shifted, ever-so-slightly.

His grin lifted, sharpened... his sockets fractionally lidded. 

He was smirking at you.

You’d grown accustomed to gleaning as much as possible from Sans’ expressions. It was how you judged his mood, how you saw his grabs coming, how you guessed what he was trying to say with the few words he had available. 

Perhaps you were too good, now. Because when he leered down at you like that, gently squeezing your thigh... you could practically hear his words purring through your mind.

“aren’t you cute~?”

You immediately broke eye contact, staring at your own knees. But it to was too late- you felt heat completely flood your face.

... Sans returned his attention to the other people at the table. But not before he gave your thigh another little stroke with his thumb. As if making sure you absolutely knew he saw that.

...

You faintly recalled hearing that Sans, before his famous injury, was something of a... playboy. If you were completely honest, it had been very hard to picture the Sans you knew successfully wooing someone.

...

You could imagine it, now. Very, very well.

#llama writes #hmf sans #look. look. i kNOW #HES HOT OKAY #HES SO HOT #and i know we all love that hes a big ol sweetie and a big somft puppy #but i wanted a lil glimpse of the mf in the hmf yknow #he got the Skull Rizz and the Mafiafell Rizz... /combined/ #you cant tell me that wouldnt Do Something ifyouknowwhatimsayin

[ghostcasket]

Hallmark Exes FAQ!

in light of part 2 being out soon, I’ll be making a little separate FAQ post about them for some backstory info and so i don’t have to keep answering the same questions lol—so send in any questions you have and I’ll answer them in the FAQ!

before getting into the questions, however, I want to clarify something.

Levi and Xavier are my characters. this is my story. while it was prompted by another post—and I encourage everyone who wants to to write their own versions of the prompt!!—it is not a collaborative project. I’ve had multiple separate issues with people wanting to write their own part 2s, and while I really do appreciate that the story resonated so much and inspired people enough to want to add to it, actually doing so and posting it is rude, disrespectful, and a shitty thing to do.

to be clear, I’m not mad at or trying to target any of these people. I know there were no malicious intentions behind it, but my feelings about it remain the same.

I’m not a published author. nobody knows Levi and Xavier are my characters. if someone were to stumble across the original piece and a part 2 someone added without my consent, they’d have no way to know that that’s not canon. any additional info that person decides to include in their writing muddies the waters when I inevitably contradict it, because Levi and Xavier’s story is so much more fleshed out in my head than what I’ve shared on tumblr.

so I guess please just keep that in mind. please don’t hijack my story. it feels weird that I have to say this in the first place, but here we are.

and if you’re about to say something like “but jester, it’s a compliment, it's not that big of a deal! besides, it’s just a tumblr story, it’s not that serious!” I just want to say this: when a writer posts the first chapter of their book or fic on tumblr or ao3 or wattpad or wherever else, do you decide to take it upon yourself to write chapter 2 and post it as if that’s the continuation of the story? no, you wouldn’t, because that’s rude as fuck. this isn’t any different.

ANYWAY. thanks for reading, sorry for the serious post about my silly goofy gay story, don’t forget about any questions you may have :)

#jes.txt #serious post #hallmark exes #hallmark gays #just to be clear. everyone to whom i've reached out about this has been understanding and has deleted their posts #but some of them are still circulating you know #it's just hurtful! literally please just be patient and respect my work and what i'm willing to share yknow #i wouldnt have made this post if people hadn't hijacked my story #please don't take this as an attack though! just a psa

[oldkamelle]

Still accepting Ideas? If so, Spy asking advice on Sniper on how to tell Scout that he is his dad.

#tf2 sniper #tf2 spy #tf2 fanart #traditional art #traditional comic #pen doodles #oldart #mercs #(gently holds your hands) anon. what the fuck. /lh #this was such a behemoth of an idea cuz it raises so many questions?? #why would spy suddenly want to tell scout the truth given how he only chose to when scout was two seconds away from dying #(also. cant remember which comic this is but when spys about to drive off after scout begs him to take him as well #he only does so when scout mentions his ma so thats on my mind as well) #hes never shown like he feels the need to yknow #if spy decided to tell scout the truth why would he be asking for advice like wouldnt he want to keep it out of anyone elses business #(which fair enough wouldnt really happen given scout but eeh) #also he already did it good enough besides the cosplaying #and if spy for some reason was gonna ask for advice why would he go to sniper specifically #did i answer any of these questions in this mess? #the answer to that is the same as to 'do i have a good understanding of the characters' or 'do i have storytelling skills' #which is to say no #i also couldnt think of a way to make it funny to try and get away with that so i had to go with the more serious route so #anyway. sincerely hope its good enough anon (thumbs up)

[cathalbravecog]

high roller posting continues - parent of world's most chuckable kids that spawn out of nowhere

#i feel a bit bad when i only post hr but #i gotta listen to the snail in my ea #the worms in my head #they demand it #so yknow how it is ! #hee hee #i began shading on that one low baller then changed styles to make it like... yknow. with the shapes and stuff. a bit inconsistent #bc of it buuut #it makes it look like each has individual little markings and i think thats nice #ough what wouldnt i do fora cozy hr hug in a lowkey 80s anime colored drawing #toontown #toontown corporate clash #high roller #low baller #guz art

[ink-asunder]

Okay, but I hate HATE it when service workers (nurses, waiters, retail workers) complain about having to do "extra work" for the sake of disabled people. I get it, you're not paid enough to do jack shit at your job (/gen), but you really cannot take it out on people who are FUCKING DISABLED.

"I hate people who modify orders at a restaurant," "I hate when people don't put their carts away," "I hate having to prepare chemo drugs because it's SUCH a pain." Shut the fuck up. It's not MY choice!! I can't control that I get put in the ER for eating A Fruit. I can't help that I'm on the brink of collapse and can't take a cart back into the store after a big shop. And I sure as FUCK am not taking a chemo drug because I think it makes me more interesting as a person. Ya can't say this shit to disabled people.

Disabled people are CONSTANTLY thrown under the bus, CONSTANTLY treated like shit over things they need to do to survive, CONSTANTLY given the "well, if you can't meet MY [ableist] expectations of a Good Person, then you don't deserve to be a part of society to begin with."

Say that. Say that to my face. Just get a little closer I just wanna talk 🏌‍

#this is especially egregious with nurses. like. if you dont want to administer chemo drugs why are you working in an infusion unit yknow? #and dont give me the 'well OBVSLY im not talking about YOU' bs when you Do complain abt this shit #because if you ACTUALLY cared that much abt disabled ppl you wouldnt be SAYING this shit in the first place. #bcuz youd know that disability is so often invisible that its impossible to tell if someone is disabled or not. #vent #disability #disabled #chronic pain #chronic illness #chronic fatigue