#it’s so fucking funny ahaaa

[alfredosauce50]

Forgive me for this (possibly shitty) hot take, but Allen as Barry B Benson makes so much sense

Not wanting to work the same job until he dies? Fucking valid. Then discovering that humanity is keeping bees prisoner, farming them, and turning them into honey slaves? The parallel is crazy.

If Allen was a bee he may not want to make honey, but he would absolutely sue the shit out of the human race for stealing the hard work of bees

#is this what nature intended for us? #To be forcibly addicted to smoke-machines and man-made wooden slat work camps? Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man? #the bee movie is a piece of art #it’s so fucking funny ahaaa #alfredosauce50 #update #my thoughts

[fuckknowledgeandideas]

BTW i have been listening to the everything everything song u replied to my ask w AND ITS SOOOOOOOOO FAUCKING GOOOOOOOD

HELL YES I'M SO GLAD.... Everything Everything my favorite band of the world....

ALSO I'll derail this ask (sorry! you fell into my music trap) to make recommendations on how to get into their stuff since they have quite a few albums now ^-^ I'll go in order of most accessible album to least :

Get To Heaven : Their best album and probably their most well known one.. I started with this one so of course I am biased BUT. it is the most consistent one in terms of song quality in my opinion. It has a lot of very abrasive sounds, prominent bass (for the bassheads in the crowd <3), same with the drums, the singer makes a lot of funny sounds like eehee and ahaaa! and ooh!!, it's a good time. Notable songs (by that I mean my favorites) : (Well the thing is. The entirety is good. Just don't listen to No Reptiles it's stupid. HOWEVER,) Regret, Spring/Sun/Winter/Dread, Blast Doors, Hapsburg Lippp and Only As Good As My God are my big preferences in there. If you like quieter song listen to the others in priority I'd say. OH OH AND WHEEL. You should check The Wheel, see if it's turning now etc BONUS : BANGING CONCERT with BANGING RECORDING HERE https://youtu.be/qYAFCVlLWIk as a wise man once said : "I hope they got some nasty fucking sloppy after this sessio,n"

Man Alive : Baby's very first album!! This one I would say is quite depressing but quite catchy as well.. Half of the songs in there are a bit too empty to my personal taste BUUUUT the other half has a talent to make me writhe and cry on the flour. Augh. The sounds are lighter in this one but our good friend mister Johnathan Every love to yell so much it compensates largely. Notable songs : MY KZ UR BF, Qwerty Finger, Schoolin', Photoshop Handsome, Suffragette Suffragette, Come Alive Diana, and from the deluxe version I would say the most important ones to check out are DNA Dump and Wizard Talk BONUS : They collaborated with an ensemble for a concert check it out definitely they're so small in it and they are having so much fun and and there is a brass section it is so charming https://youtu.be/oCH_YGD7oDc AND you should check the demo of MY KZ UR BF. It makes me SAD! https://youtu.be/VaoHgQts5ek The roughness of it only conveys the message of it better and they have chimes in it. It's GOOD.

Raw Data Feel : Most recent released album, and it's about how we love phone more than god. Kind of. I'd describe this one as having a very dreamlike quality. It talks about apocalypse and robots and computers and how they are "terrifying and a bit sexy". They really said that. I wouldn't say it sounds more electronic than the others but it has a "blurred" artificial layer to it that makes it very unique. OH AND they did something cool with ai stuff before everyone else so props to them for that. Notable songs : Bad Friday, Pizza Boy, Metroland Is Burning, Leviathan and HEX. MY GOD LISTEN TO HEX. IT'S SO FUCKING GOOD.

Arc : A mixed bag of mehh songs and really REALLY STRONG ONES. Maybe the most sadness inducing album of theirs. It REEKS of despair. Badly. I'm saying that as a good thing. Album that feels like the dusty attic of deceased loved ones on a cold spring morning.. Notable songs : Cough Cough, Torso Of The Week, Choice Mountain, Undrowned, Radiant LISTEN TO RADIANT GOD. If you like those check Kemosabe, No Plan and Justice too. I like these very much.

A Fever Dream : ARGUABLY THEIR WORSE ALBUM. It's very quiet and empty except for a few tunes. I do think it has a very particular atmosphere that I personally ended up warming up to. Don't look up the meanings for the lyrics it's all kind of boring I think you should think about characters instead. Notable songs : Night Of The Long Knives, Desire, Good Shot Good Soldier, Run The Numbers. <- The most impactful songs to me. White Whale makes me very sad if I think about it too. Wahh

RE-ANIMATOR : It's fine. I don't have very strong opinions on this one. It has some really good songs in it. I think the thing with this one is the lyrics are a lot simpler than the others and I like the weirdness better. But it still is worth checking out those guys know how to make music. Notable songs : Big Climb, Planets, Black Hyena, Violent Sun. BONUS : They released SUPERNORMAL as a single around the time of that album and it's better than a good portions of the songs in it so check it out lol. The other single released for this album is the worst song they ever made don't worry about it.

BONUS OF BONUS : There's a playlist of a bunch of unreleased/demos/B-sides on youube if you are really motivated to check many things, some of them were in the Man Alive deluxe version though. https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYCuy2Tpolc8GY7GQYX5_uYdgYpftKQ7V

Uhh I might have forgotten things but. If you don't know them that's a starting point that you can bounce off of. Have fun with tunes yayy <3

#My talk #SORRY WES you just got music'd #Everything Everything #<- Tagging in case someone wants to show this to recommend the band to anyone else #Everything Everything Band #e_e #Have a nice day (turns into a pile of dust

[blueeandyellowmakesgreen]

its so funny how people in the tags are casually like ‘manifesting noah says something byler related ahaaa im bored’ then he fucking does

#byler

[quicksilverdrabbles]

Veda: So you're telling me it's a coincidence that, within the span of two days, I meet a Khajit from Elswyr who gives me a staff and is assassinated by a Thalmor agent, and now suddenly the literal heir to the Thalmor throne is in Solitude claiming to want to aid me.

Caryalind: Yes! I swear this is all just a huge misunderstanding, please!

Flit: *frantic beeping, floating in front of Caryalind, facing Veda*

Veda: You think he's telling the truth?

Flit: *agreeing beeps*

Veda: *sigh*.. Where's Kaidan?

Lucien: Guarding the outside in case anything happens.

Veda: Gods above, he's going to be pissed. Fine. *pulling the dagger away from Caryalind* You get one chance, Thallery. Any funny business and your ass is getting sent back to the dominion in a box.

Caryalind: Duly noted. I can promise it won't come to that.

Veda: Good. Let's go introduce you to everyone else. *walking away*

Caryalind: She's.. rather scary, isn't she?

Lucien: You have no idea. In any case, it's a pleasure to have you on board, Caryalind! My name is Lucien Flavius!

Caryalind: As in the researcher Flavius? And the war vetaran? Your family name carries some weight in Cryodil, as I understand.

Lucien: Ahaaa, yes, that would be my father and mother. I, erm.. I do hope the Aldmeri Dominion doesn't.. think of our name as a negative weight?

Caryalind: By all means, my father finds your family relatively harmless, at the moment. You've nothing to fear, if that's what you mean.

Lucien: Oh.. oh good. Brilliant, even! I'm sure we'll get along just fine, then!

Caryalind: I hope we do. Who exactly is this Kaidan that Veda mentioned-?

Kaidan: *from outside* WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THE THALMOR-?!

Lucien: That would be Kaidan!

Caryalind: Oh dear..

#It belongs in a museum #skyrim #tes #the elder scrolls #dragonborn #ldb oc #modded skyrim #lucien flavius #kaidan skyrim #caryalind thallery #caryalind skyrim #legacy of the dragonborn #immediately after the staff of indarys quest i decided to meet caryalind #that was fun story material #Veda oc

[vixenpen]

You should DEFINITELY do a part 2 to the Dabi x teacher fic! Like it could be when they start taking their relationship to the next level and do some freaky things😏

Hot For Teacher pt.2 (Dabi x Black Reader)

Quirkless AU

(Friendly reminder in this Dabi owns a tattoo shop and is tatted and pierced up and reader is black and thiccccc🍑💦💦)

You were completely unaware of the turquoise eyes admiring your thick ass as you erased your last lesson from the white board.

Dabi’s dick flexed just imagining what sliding between those cheeks would feel like. The material of your conservative black dress clung to your juicy butt and round hips despite the loose material. He liked that.

After a while he couldn’t take it anymore and snuck up behind you, wrapping his strong arms around your waist and pressing into you from the back.

“Dabi!” You squealed.

“Sorry, Ms. Y/n,” he chuckled against your kinky hair, “I just wanted to come by and see if it was possible to get some private lessons.”

You giggled, shaking your head, “you’re so corny. What are you doing here anyway?”

“I wanted to see if you wanted to get dinner, but I’m hungry now.”

“What? What’s the supp-oh!”

The soft material of your knee length dress slid against your body and the next thing you felt were Dabi’s big, warm hands massaging your hips and a very familiar bulge against the crack of your ass.

“Damn, teach,” your boyfriend grinned against your ear, his deep raspy voice made you shiver. “You should have known better than to wear a thong with this little dress of yours. All those pervy male teachers probably haven’t been able to take their eyes off you.”

Your eyes fluttered shut as you felt strong fingers groping and massaging your ass cheeks.

“Dabi,” you croaked weakly, “not here.”

Dabi responded by snaking his pierced along your neck. You whimpered.

“D-Dabi..”

“Hmm?”

One his hands squeezed your full breasts beneath the material.

“Stop, I’m serious.”

“You know, you’re really hard to resist, right beautiful?” His hard on was massaging you through the jeans.

The two of you had been dating for a few months now, and had yet to go beyond kissing and heavy petting that always left Dabi wanting more. He wasn’t sure what you were waiting for, but he did know you were worth the wait.

And boy did you make him wait for it...and work for it. It was as hot as it was frustrating. His dick was so hard it hurt, and all he could think about was fucking you on your desk until you were screaming his name.

He turned you around to face him easily and scooped you up by those thick thighs of yours.

The next few moments were a blur. You saw pens and papers knocked to the floor before feeling your big bare ass settle against the cool wood of the desk.

“My lesson plans!”

Dabi’s lips cut off your protest, and his fingers worked the black dress off your body and over your head, exposing your curves to the cool air.

It was dizzying and exciting and sexy and...inappropriate! So inappropriate. This was your job!

“D-Dabi, wait!” You gasped between the feeling of his pierced lips nipping at you. “There might be students-“

“School ended an hour ago. Trust me. No kids are in this building.” He chuckled, amused.

“The janitors might-“

“I locked the door, beautiful. We’ll hear ‘em comin’.”

Turquoise eyes roamed your thick, dark body hungrily, followed by hands stacked with rings.

“Damn, I want you.” He muttered, diving down between your big breasts to lick and suck at them.

“Ahh~” you dug your fingers into his crop of black hair. “We can’t.” You gasped.

“Says who?”

“Da-ahh! Mmm.” His tongue was now snaking down your stomach. Kisses and bites being left on the melanated skin below your belly button. Fuck it felt so damn good.

He admired the glistening mess between your legs, parting the thick thighs to admire your creaming pussy.

“Fuckin’ delicious.”

And then he dove in.

“Ohh go—“

Dabi slurped at your clit gently. The flick of his pierced tongue combined with the warmth of his mouth sucking the sensitive pearl sent electricity tingling through you.

Your eyes fluttered shut and the muffled sounds of heels clicking down the hall as remaining teachers walked past your locked room was the furthest thing from your mind.

This was so wrong. This went against everything you stood for, and yet...

“Moan for me, y/n,” Dabi commanded against your pussy. “Don’t hold back. Or else I’ma stop holdin’ back.”

“Dabi~”

He smirked up at your pretty brown face and his fingers glided easily into the gripping heat of your cunt.

“Ahhaaa! Fuck! Fuck...” your hips bucked against the sensation.

Months of only being able to play in your cat had given Dabi plenty of time to get to know your weaknesses. He exploited every one of them now. Throwing your thick thighs around his neck he flexed his fingers while licking at your folds.

You could only squirm against him, one hand grabbing his head to push his face deeper while the other gripped the edge of your desk.

“D-Dabi, god yes! Don’t stop! Don’t stop. B-baby, f-f-fu~”

Those sweet moans were music to Dabi’s ears. Your cum coated his fingers and your juices sprayed his face. He opened his mouth greedily drinking every drop.

Then he laughed low in his throat.

“Wow, Ms. Y/n, you really are a naughty teacher aren’t you?”

You tried to glare down at him, but it barely registered. You were too turned on to be pissed.

Dabi continued to tease you. “Letting me fuck you on your desk. Right here where you have to teach all these innocent young minds.”

“Sh-shut up!”

Dabi pressed kisses against the chunky meat of your thighs, his piercings tickled and his lips felt so good.

“Or what, Ms. Y/n?” He asked. “You’ll make me stay after class?”

He snickered and got to his feet.

You couldn’t help admiring him. He wasn’t a big guy by any means, but he was lean and well toned. You wanted to see all of him. Feel all of him.

Snatching him by his shirt, you pulled him close and locked your thick thighs around his trim hips. Your lips pressed against his, hungry to taste every bit of him.

The two of you pulled his shirt over his head and you grinned admiring the colorful tapestry of tattoos and, your favorite part, the barbells piercing his nipples.

Dabi gave a smug smirk. “What’s up, babe? Don’t wanna stop anymore?”

You cocked a brow. “Real funny for someone who moans like a bitch when I do this.”

Pulling him towards you by the waist of his jeans, you trailed your tongue around his nipple, gazing up at him in that way that drove him fucking crazy.

“Oh my god~” he sighed. “Fuuuck, y/n...”

You giggled softly, switching to the other nipple. A deep groan welled up from your man’s throat.

Taking back control, your hand slipped beneath the waistband of his pants, squeezing the thick length trapped in his jeans.

Fuck his dick was so big. You had wanted to fuck your man for the longest time. And just feeling how hard his big dick was for you only confirmed that.

You pressed kisses up along his bobbing Adam’s apple, sucking at his studded earlobes. Your lips pressed to his ear as you purred out; “Now whose being naughty?”

That was about all the man could take.

He snatched you up off the desk once more to turn you around, laying you against it.

You heard the clang of his belt buckle as he snatched off his belt. Then you felt the leather and studs of it kiss your phat ass as he cracked it against you.

“OH FUCK!” You screamed.

“Yeah?” Dabi growled. “Since you wanna talk shit and be a little tease that’s what your ass gets.” He snapped back.

He spanked you a few more times, not caring about what straggling teachers may have heard the noise.

Your mouth hung open as you felt your boyfriend’s lean body press against your body, long dick rocking between the cheeks of your butt.

“I been wanting to fuck your fine ass up for a minute Ms. Y/n.” He chuckled. “This is gonna be fun.”

He stood up admiring the view of that big, perfect ass jiggling with all its dimples and stretch marks in front of him.

God. He couldn’t wait to dive in it.

You craned your neck and admired the long dick slipping between your ass crack. A trail of piercings forming a jacob’s ladder on the underside.

Dabi caught your eye and grinned, eyes flashing. “You ready, babygirl?”

“Fuck me.” You replied.

That was all the answer he needed. Dabi wasted no time plunging deep into that juicy cunt of yours and a strangled groan escaped you both.

“Ahaaa~ fuuuuck yesss, Dabi!”

It was an odd sensation. His piercings added another sensation of texture to your throbbing walls. Your pussy couldn’t get enough of it because you felt yourself clenching and flexing for more.

Luckily he was more than happy to give it to you. His hips rocked back and forth making you feel every. Single. Inch. Every bump and ridge of your tight heat got massaged as he long stroked inside you.

“Fuckkk, y/n, you feel even better than I imagined, babygirl.”

The Angle made your big butt squeeze his cock going in and out, adding an extra grip to his dick. He dug his fingers into the flesh of your ass massaging and squeezing it while he pummeled deep into you.

“You gonna let me cum in this fat ass of yours, y/n? Huh?” He ground out through gritted teeth, fucking you sonhard your booty jiggled and the desk creaked.

“Yes daddy. You-c-can cum-ahh~where-ever you-fuccck-want!” You managed back, throwing your ass back at him as best you could.

“God damn right I can. Fuck!” He sighed.

Dabi alternated between fucking you hard and rough and slow and deep. His hand landed against your ass again and again and again. The sting barely registered as anything other than pleasure.

“Fuck yes, fuck yes, fuck fuck FUCK! Don’t stop! Don’t stop. Don’t stop.” You gasped, drool drenching the desk where your mouth hung open.

“Got you baby-ah fuck! Don’t worry. Ima take care of you.” Dabi grunted back, eyes damn near closed in a mix of pure bliss and concentration.

The desk scraped as the force of your fuck session sent it sliding against the linoleum floors slightly. Neither of you stopped bucking and fucking.

If anything, you went harder. Dabi’s balls clapped your cunt with every stroke, and your ass jumped up to meet his pounding dick over and over until-

“AHAAA~”

“FUUUUCK!”

The two of you came so hard together it felt like you had ascended to another planet. Dabi Damn near collapsed on top of you. He pressed kisses against your curls and cooed about how amazing you felt. How amazing you were, as the two of you came down from your highs.

Finally, you were able to stand shakily to your feet—with Dabi’s help—and get dressed.

You sat back against the desk, panting and watching your very smug boyfriend pull on his shirt.

“I can’t believe we just did that.” You shook your head. “I knew you were trouble the day I met you.”

Dabi laughed. “Well, hey, if I’m so much trouble I could always come see you after class again.” He winked.

You threw a marker at his laughing face which he just barely dodged.w

“Shut the hell up and clean up my classroom.”

Still grinning Dabi leaned in for a kiss. “Yes ma’am, teacher.”

#body ody ody ody ody ody ody ody #my hero academia #bnha imagines #bnha #dabi x black!reader #dabi x reader smut #bnha scenarios #my hero fanfic #bnha headcanons #quirkless au #bnha smut #n/s/f/w #desk sex #roleplay #mha headcanons #dabi scenarios #bnha touya

[koocycle]

if not forever | jk drabble

pairing. jungkook x reader

summary. “i wanted to be with you for a long time, if not forever. you ruined that. you ruined many things.”

wc. 1.6k

warnings. none

a/n. kinda messy post break up drabble. wrote this in one go and did not (!!) proof read nor edit ahaaa my sincere apologies if this is the worst thing u ever read

masterlist

“what’s so funny?”

your voice comes out a little harsher than you had officially intended to and for some odd reason, you had hoped to throw him off guard with it. however, the same beautiful yet forced grin keeps its place on his face. the smile doesn’t quite reach his eyes yet he makes no effort into erasing it, maintaining his gaze on the plates of seafood in front of him.

“i’m sorry, i don’t mean to laugh at you,” he speaks with his mouth still stuffed with the fried shrimps you ordered earlier, showing you he kept his old habits you always told him to get rid off. “but it’s kinda funny to me.”

“i don’t know what you’re talking about.” you lie as you reposition yourself in your seat. he doesn’t need to see it, but he knows your fingers are nervously fumbling with the edge of the table cloth.

“you do, though.” the man in front of you places his chopsticks neatly back in place whilst speaking, still not making any eye contact.

“you don’t even like the dude. you’re making him look ridiculous sitting here.” he dares to state out loud, chewing on the last remains in his mouth.

the urge to roll your eyes at the man is getting stronger, and at first you decide to not give him the satisfaction of an answer. you have better things to do, you keep repeating to yourself. you don’t have time for such childish acts, you decide. that until he speaks up again.

“what even was that story about? dude keeps talking about his art galleries and shit. as if you could care less.” he snickers cockily into the warm air.

“drop it, jeongguk.”

“oh and don’t get me started on when he began to show off his paintings.” he huffs, “he was literally fishing for compliments. couldn’t be more obvious.” he continues on, taking another sip of his sparkly water. “he thinks he’s the shit because he owns a pair of designer shoes and a gucci bag.”

“excuse me, taehyung is a very fine man. thank you very much.” you snap at him, not taking his harsh words any longer.

“sure.” he holds his hands up in the air. “i’m just saying, he isn’t what you’re looking for.”

“and what am i looking for, jeongguk?” you ask almost immediately, fed up with his attitude and big ego. “since you know me so well, tell me everything about it.”

“i’m not trying to invade your life, since you decided i shouldn’t be a part of it any longer-”

you hold your finger up in the air, shushing him mid-sentence, “give me a minute to take notes, yeah?”

a beat of silence passes through the both of you, each of you way too stubborn to break the intense eye contact you are sharing. bubbles of laughter erupt on the tables beside yours, happy couples and families making the most out of their night, the tense atmosphere on the table next door going completely unnoticed by them.

and for the first time this night, you and jeongguk are actually, sincerely looking at each other. the previous hour before taehyung excused himself to the bathroom was filled with awkward small talk and tacky glances that didn’t last any longer than a second.

you didn’t plan to find your ex in this restaurant this exact night. fuck, you didn’t plan to see him ever again, you assured yourself it was better for your own mental health. and when your tinder date decided to meet up at his favorite restaurant? what would you do then? you’d go nonetheless. because what were the odds of seeing the one person you didn’t bet on seeing tonight? the chances were small, that for sure, but with your luck, you should’ve seen it coming.

and what would you do when your ex introduced himself to your new date as an old friend of yours? of course you’d sit down at his table. of course you would, because your prince charming for the night was a beautiful social butterfly. as talented as he is, as breathtaking as he looks, it wasn’t enough and he just had to be social enough to accompany this so called old friend on his table.

“i just don’t get how you can date him.” he sighs into the air, leaning back in his chair with a huff.

“he seems like a cool person to be around, whether or not he reaches your standards,” you say, slumping down your own seat now. “and we’re not dating.”

“you’re going on dates with him.” he corrects himself. “and you bring him to places i’ve been bringing you to the past three years?”

you hate the sharp edge to his tone. you hate the desperate search for answers which is evident in his voice. you hate it. you caused it, you’re aware. and the pang in your chest grows each second of taehyung’s absence.

“how could you throw us aside like that?”

his voice is booming loud and clear through your ears, and even though you had been expecting this question sooner or later tonight, you still hadn’t figured out a solid answer for him. you wish you had.

“did those three years mean nothing to you?” he has so many questions bottled up inside of him, so many questions he has collected over the past months, unable to form any solid answers himself - so now that you’re in front of him, he has to take his chances, no?

the sight of you not making any eye contact is irritating him, though. he doesn’t see, but he knows you’re staring at your fumbling fingers under the table, folding the edges of the napkin placed on your lap. your pretty lips are shut tight, the beautiful toothy smile he was once able to appear on your face, has disappeared. your silence is killing him.

“did they mean nothing to you?” he asks again, his voice slightly cracking halfway.

you feel his stare burning on your face, you hear the way he holds his breath for a few seconds. and it pains you. “they did. they still do.”

“then why did we stop? we were perfect together.” his voice lowers a few octaves, “we were perfect.”

“jeongguk..”

“i planned to stay with you for a long time, if not forever.” he says, unable to keep his stares away from you. he hates how you’re able to stay so silent, proving all the assumptions that had been swerving in his mind to be right. he wants to yell at you for being so calm, he wants you to know how he’s been feeling the past couple of months. like total shit.

he loves you so much. he loves you so much that it hurts. he loves you so much that he wants you to go through the pain he’s been going through. he may know it’s selfish, but the way you’re sitting there, slumped onto your seat, giving him answers filled with silence - he doesn’t care no more. doesn’t want to care.

“don’t say stuff like that, guk. you don’t mean that.” you rub your temples in a tired manner. “we both know that wasn’t going to work with the way things were going between us.”

they way his name leaves your lips in such an unfamiliar manner makes his head spin.

“you thought it wasn’t going to work.” he snaps, and loudly so, making a few heads turn in your direction. “you thought so many things and you made a rashed decision that isn’t better for neither of us.”

he continues on, “i wanted to stay with you for forever. you ruined that - you ruined many things. you ruined the beautiful things we had.” he rambles, and you can feel your heart beat against your ribcage now. “i bet you didn’t even think twice about the break up. bet you just went up and left. probably for this guy too. you didn’t care - you don’t care about those years. you’re selfish.”

“you gotta stop it, guk.”

“i have to remind myself to not be sad when i go home to an empty house when i leave work.” he says, an accusing finger pointing your way. “i loved you and you didn’t give two shits. i have to wake up and go to bed with a shit feeling whilst your out here going on dates with guys you barely know?”

you catch your breath in your throat. you want him to know how much he meant to you - how much he still means to you. how you’re going through it as well. you’re not sure if he’d still believe you, considering the circumstances you were in.

“i’m going through it as well, jeongguk. i swear i am. just as much as you.” you reach for his hands resting on the table, needy for some contact.

he pulls himself away from you, though. so your hands fall on the wooden table in defeat. “this is as hard for me as it is for you. but i had to do this. what we had wasn’t healthy.”

he nods as if he understands you. he doesn’t. his lips purse and his glossed eyes are the last thing you see before he tears his gaze away and grabs his stuff on the chair next to him.

“you don’t understand.” he mumbles, right before he goes up and leaves.

you call out for him a couple more times, but he’s not listening, so you watch him from afar, just until you hear the heavy door of the restaurant go to a shut.

and you cry.

#bts #bts au #jungkook #jungkook au #jungkook angst #bts angst #bts drabble #bts oneshot #jungkook drabble #jungkook fanfic #bts fanfiction #bts fanfic

[parismemes]

SENTENCE STARTERS FROM VARIOUS TRAVES VIDEOS.

“you don’t even have to give me money, just say who you want me to kill.” “*gasp* that’s swag!” “you’re not an epic gamer if you don’t use the epic gamer lingo.” “i didn’t start a threat at all!” “okay, who said that? who’s dumb?” “remember when we met 2 and a half years ago and i shook your hand awkwardly?” “what are you, fangirling?” “oh. it’s one of THOSE nights.” “you wanna start a business together?” “a drone strike? NOT AGAIN!” “i wanna meet obama, make it happen.” “i spent a bunch of money at a fucking panera bread earlier and i’ll never go there again.” “oh, uh. i found a dead body.” “as soon as my beard touches my toes i have to shave it.” “this horse is terrible!” “you’re an ounce?” “i shit downwards too.” “i’ll have you know my demographic is under 12.” “YOU CAN FACETIME SNAPCHAT?” “if you see an albino and it’s snowing outside how can you tell you’ve seen an albino?” “you can tell it’s a person ‘cause of the way it is.” “oh no, i’m getting money, i’m gonna complain about it.” “can you say uwu?” “ahoy spongebob me boy, i’ve committed arson and now i’m serving 10 year jail sentence.” “all aboard the steve buscemi train.” “wait, how do you spell giraffe?” “i’ve snorted an entire suitcase of ketamine, i’m going to fucking die.” “not to be racist but fuck squidward tentacles.” “yeah bro, what IS a tiddy?” “i just want a book. one book. please?” “i need to start some sort of a fucking revolution or shit. something epic.” “i want you to go get rid of the rest of your financial assets, because i hate you.” “that’s you putting a middle finger in my ass!” “this world we live in is made up of demons.” “i’m being dunked on by a 15 year old!” “if we die at all, we’re gone.” “do something funny, jester.” “UH OH! UH OH! UH OH! UH OH! UH OH! UH OH!” “HIT ME IN THE BACK WITH THE AXE!” “there’s a huge peepee and ball on mario.” “wait, i actually have the GENIUS idea.” “just give me your village, i’m taking it.” “i don’t want you guys to shenanigize my house.” “i’m about to go to my house and scream very loudly.” “i just clenched my butt.” “that’s dirt. that’s not a chicken.” “THERE’S CHICKENS ALL OVER THE PLACE, MAN!” “get your bones! they’re gonna evaporate!” “you are stuck between a rock and a hard cock right now, dude.” “the other thought was to use the bouncy castle to illegally obtain cash.” “this guy is so smart. this guy is on another level.” “alright boys. mystery meat part 2.” “don’t kill the turtle!” “who’s gonna get his remains?” “i don’t think critical thinking is the strong suit.” “i’m just giving away money now, i’m like jeff amazon.” “i’ll kill the bird for five dollars.” “i feel like you should turn off your computer, it’s bedtime.” “WE WERE SO CLOSE!” “this is the saddest thing that’s ever happened to me.” “doesn’t sound wholesome.” “i’m completely fine with going to court for this.” “you are a part of the boys, as they say.” “is this like a bruh moment?” “this isn’t even about the bird.” “tell me what your relationship was with this bird.” “did you or did you not kidnap the bird?” “you’re a lil shit, huh?” “they call me salad because i be dressin’.” “they call me dressin’ because i’m.. yum.” “there’s not gonna be a cars 4.” “i fuckin’ love cars.” “so i got this new keyboard, and then a month and a half later i spill this sticky drink on it.. and i was like aw, sick! and then it got sticky and then a few days later it dried but the keys were like super hard to press and then i ran hot water over the keyboard and ran it under the faucet and now the keys aren’t hard to press anymore.” “it’s crazy how you guys are blinking manually now.” “wanna listen to me hydrate?” “that’s actually kinda yucky.” “i’m a shit boy, i eat boxes.” “i absolutely folded like an armchair when you said that.” “should i fall asleep in discord with the homies?” “i’ll just play some eating ASMR so you can relax.” “i’ve never even seen alcohol in my LIFE. i’m a pisces.” “i don’t have a tumor! i don’t need tumor removal surgery! don’t say these things about me!” “my hair smells like wood.” “i dunno what that banana meant, but i’m kinda scared.” “you wanna hear a door joke? knock knock.” “a dolphin walked into the bars. tide.” “my mom just asked me why the shampoo was in the kitchen sink.” “i’m gonna shave your head while you sleep if you try and do that shit.” “would you wanna wash your hair over the dining table?” “you can’t just say it’s not gross!” “do you pee in that sink too?” “ahaaa don’t kill yourself you’re beautiful ahaaaaa.” “you are just LEAF!”

#rp memes #ask memes #rp meme #ask meme #rp prompts #sentence starters

[hippo-pot]

i have some feelings about princess bride (mostly the book and not the movie - i do think the movie is Surprisingly good given how shit the book is)

- in the book, the author pretty much just seems to think that men should be expected to cheat / can still be considered to be a good person if they do. he tells a (fake) anecdote about himself where some hollywood starlet is hitting on him and he’s like “ooh i could make this happen” but then he gets distracted with something else and doesn’t sleep with her and it’s meant to be funny but it’s like.... cheating on your wife.... isn’t funny!!!! lmao who thinks that’s a good joke

also in the sequel (“sequel” lol it’s not real there’s only one chapter of it that i know of) it is heavily (HEAVILY) implied that Westley slept with at least one person while he was Dread Pirate Roberts. Yeah, I KNOW. WHAT THE FUCK. And before anyone optimisms out an “ah but polyamory” yeah totally totally - except he deceives her, so she doesn’t know this happened and thinks that he, like herself, has also not slept with anybody, ever. so no, i too have an optimistic heart but that detail definitely wasn’t progressive it was just Goldman being a Shitty Dude

- “they’re so so in love blah blahhhh” what is your definition of love, Goldman????

- i hate the “there’s a shortage of perfect breasts in the world” line. no there isn’t

- jk of course that’s not the only reason i hate it - it’s LITERALLY “no don’t kill yourself ur so sexy ahaaa”

- westley she is a person

- westley do you understand

- SO much fat-shaming in the book (it’s Goldman himself fat-shaming his fictional son, it’s pretty upsetting)

- there’s several pages just of him enumerating who was the most beautiful woman in the world for like a hundred years up to and including Buttercup. It’s as bad as you would expect (i mean, okay, actually maybe not. He’s not describing their bodies in detail like some male authors absolutely would. He’s just like “and THIS one got SO OBSESSED with being beautiful that she then --” like buddy YOU’RE the one who is obsessed with women being beautiful!! just shut up, man)

- in conclusion i’m pretty sure William Goldman did not see women as people and i’m not sorry he’s dead

[1112lw]

Every question!!

SDFFSDFG DAM OK SIS

LONG POST AHEAD IF U LITERALLY WANNA KNOW ME PERSONALLY JUST READ THIS LMFAO

1: Name: Arche/Jupiter, my close friends know my real name so!

2: Age: High school has just been done so try to guess

3: Fears: Heights, oral presentations, the dark

4: 3 things I love: Drawing, men- concept art n stuff like that

5: 4 turns on: Oh here we go- uhh thighs, messy hair? when they give u The Look or when they. say things i will not talk about here HHGBDF n uhhh Arms 👀👀

6: 4 turns off: weird macho attitude, overly confident bullshit, being selfish and fuckboys in general

7: My best friend: not sure what this means but my bff is named Daphnée n i love her and ive known her my whole life so 

8: Sexual orientation: homosexuale

9: My best first date: :))))))) as if

10: How tall am I: sigh. I’m 5″4

11: What do I miss: sometimes i miss the feeling loved ig

12: What time were I born: 12:19

13: Favourite color: pink!

14: Do I have a crush

15: Favourite quote: My senior quote!! “if what doesn’t kill us makes us stronger, I’m telling you I’m immortal”

16: Favourite place: well? my room ig? I like my yard too

17: Favourite food: ugh ramen,,,korean dishes are TASTE as fuck but i also like classic ass spaghetti so like lol

18: Do I use sarcasm: does it look like i dont

19: What am I listening to right now: dr.phil LMFAO

20: First thing I notice in new person: Hair and eyes!! also how they laugh

21: Shoe size: Like. a 7-8 in women’s 6 in men’s 

22: Eye color: Hazel/Golden yes bitch let me be special

23: Hair color: it’s either dark brown or golden brown idk

24: Favourite style of clothing: bruv its either kpoppie fuckboy or uwu skirts pastels

25: Ever done a prank call?: no i have anxiety

26: Meaning behind my URL:

27: Favourite movie: rise of the guardians and HTTYD

28: Favourite song: Comeback Home (BTS cover)

29: Favourite band: looks in the camera i dont know nan molla huh

30: How I feel right now: I’m fine im hungry

31: Someone I love: shoutout to my babeys in my server ily

32: My current relationship status: Single(tm)

33: My relationship with my parents: theyre fine ig just a bit tired

34: Favourite holiday:

35: Tattoos and piercing I have: Ear piercings? that’s it

36: Tattoos and piercings I want:

37: The reason I joined Tumblr:

38: Do I and my last ex hate each other? I sure hope not?

39: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? A bit ig?

40: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? Literally no

41: When did I last hold hands? Like last Friday

42: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? 20 minutes

43: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days? no i havent shaved in like months

44: Where am I right now? in my room, in quebec, canada

45: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? bitch i sure hope my friends would

46: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? fuck my ears 

47: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? yeah

48: Am I excited for anything? yeah? yeah

49: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? ig? always

50: How often do I wear a fake smile? just at work tbh

51: When was the last time I hugged someone? not long ago i cant tell but my friends r cuddle monsters so 

52: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? i havent kissed anyone so 

53: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? lemme think uhhh no not rlly im not dumb 

54: What is something I disliked about today? i woke up n i thought i had school lol

55: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? oh john cock i want to be ur best friend

56: What do I think about most? i daydream 24/7

57: What’s my strangest talent? uhhh i can put my thumb behind my hand?

58: Do I have any strange phobias? trypophobia, if thats “weird”

59: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? depends on what the video is, mostly behind

60: What was the last lie I told? idk answering to my deadname

61: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? online

62: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? I slightly believe in ghosts? also aliens GOTTA exist so 

63: Do I believe in magic? i think!

64: Do I believe in luck? yeah

65: What’s the weather like right now? very pretty i filmed a video outside!!

66: What was the last book I’ve read? L’Étranger d’Albert Camus in french class

67: Do I like the smell of gasoline? yes my dad’s a mechanic

68: Do I have any nicknames? a lot a lot

69: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? bitch @ my birth #neverforget 

70: Do I spend money or save it? i have 40$ in my name right now

71: Can I touch my nose with a tounge? no

72: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me? yes highlighter

73: Favourite animal? cats or otters

74: What was I doing last night at 12 AM? FBISDFD NO WE DONT TALK ABOUT IT

75: What do I think is Satan’s last name idk he can have any last name he wants!!!

76: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? everytime i start hearing “waiting for you anpanman” or “i just wanna go home” 👀👀

77: How can you win my heart? aaahh. be a twink. b fashionable. b funny. cheesy. pls romance me like a npc in the sims 2

78: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? s(he) died smh

79: What is my favorite word? cunt is SUCH a satisfying word

80: My top 5 blogs on tumblr? oh great uh honestly cant be fucked 

81: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? please have brain. PLEASE

82: Do I have any relatives in jail? i sure hope the fuck not?

83: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? either invisibility or mind reading

84: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? ahaaa “what are your intrusive thoughts”

85: What is my current desktop picture? my lesbian sims getting married LMFAO

86: Had sex? no

87: Bought condoms? no

88: Gotten pregnant? NO

89: Failed a class? i think yeah maths last year

90: Kissed a boy? :(((

91: Kissed a girl? no

92: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? no

93: Had job? I have a job rn so 

94: Left the house without my wallet? yeah when i go to school

95: Bullied someone on the internet? define bullying?

96: Had sex in public? virgin squad

97: Played on a sports team? yeah

98: Smoked weed? no ew

99: Did drugs? no ew

100: Smoked cigarettes? NO EW

101: Drank alcohol? yep 

102: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? no i’d die

103: Been overweight? i’m twig

104: Been underweight? i think i was underweight when i was young? i was very Small

105: Been to a wedding? yes very long boring

106: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? bruh. everyday

107: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? probably?

108: Been outside my home country? ONCE

109: Gotten my heart broken? TWICE !

110: Been to a professional sports game? yesss canadians game!!

111: Broken a bone? no

112: Cut myself? not technically 

113: Been to prom? SOON SOON SOON SOSOSNSBFSHDD

114: Been in airplane? once

115: Fly by helicopter? i am not rich bitch

116: What concerts have I been to? noneeee- WAIT NO MARIE MAI

117: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? not sex but for the purpose of pretending i have a penis yes plenty

118: Learned another language? yeah!! i learned english, i almost learned spanish and i’m trynna learn korean now

119: Wore make up? i try!! but i’m not super good

120: Lost my virginity before I was 18? not 18 yet but it’s goin that way

121: Had oral sex? as if 

122: Dyed my hair? i wishhh

123: Voted in a presidential election? I WISH THE ELECTIONS R ONE MONTH B4 MY BIRTHDAY 

124: Rode in an ambulance? nope

125: Had a surgery? yes at a week old 

126: Met someone famous? i think yes but i was super small

127: Stalked someone on a social network? define stalked?

128: Peed outside? yes

129: Been fishing? YES

130: Helped with charity? i think? we do volunteering so 

131: Been rejected by a crush? not directly

132: Broken a mirror? no 

133: What do I want for birthday? boyf......boy..boyff

134: How many kids do I want and what will be their names? oh man uhh maybe 2-3, i dont know their names yet honestly

135: Was I named after anyone? MY DAD NAMED ME AFTER A FUCKIN CLIENT HE MET. as for my actual name now I named myself after my fav video game character. lit

136: Do I like my handwriting? yeah!!

137: What was my favourite toy as a child? bitch hot wheels

138: Favourite Tv Show? hells kitchen,,,,judge judy,,,anythin like that

139: Where do I want to live when older? honestly i wish i could just live in japan or tokyo, or new york? but i will most likely end up in montreal 

140: Play any musical instrument? i used to play the clarinet last year!!

141: One of my scars, how did I get it? the one on my knee, i scratched my desk with my knee 

142: Favourite pizza toping? my dad makes AMAZING sea food pizzas,,,

143: Am I afraid of the dark? a lot

144: Am I afraid of heights? A LOT

145: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? idk prolly? im a bit of a goody two shoes or however u spell it

146: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end: dont we all

147: What I’m really bad at: organizing my anxiety n shit i get overwhelmed

148: What my greatest achievments are: finishing high school 

149: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me: honestly has to be that time someone dug up my vent post about being dysphoric to try to say i hated myself with some dumbass DySphorIa Is SelF HaTRed argument

150: What I’d do if I won in a lottery: pay my parents’ debt off, buy 284223$ of BT21 merch, pay my whole college/uni and transition

151: What do I like about myself: idk i like how i literally do not give a fuck anymore and ive learned to love myself instead of trynna care

152: My closest Tumblr friend: @peptobismol-official​ @ace-landofthesun​ @dorkalisious​ and ana but idk her @ anymore :((( ana pls

153: Something I fantasise about: we dont talk about that

154: Any thoughts on the paranormal?: lit. please stop crawling in my ceiling !

ok now that u know my whole biography. go doxx me ig. bye bye

#Arche.txt #asks #ask #long post

[veindra]

Don’t worry what amuses me. I promise you won’t believe it.

Ahaaa! lmfao Stop this! I've never met anyone so funny. Too bad I don't have a priest fetish. Or, in the alternative, a bald-faced liar one. "Athos, Porthos, and Abednigo." Fuck it all if that wasn't funny.

[jeonghan-support-group]

Hello~~

So, I’ve decided to create a blog about SVT and I think I’m just going to post writing, imagines, stuff like that :)) I felt kinda awkward just posting a writing straight up so I thought I would introduce myself!! I’m just gonna call myself H on here LOL, so hey!! It’s H :)) i hope you like this blog? Idk i’m not good w/ people. My fav color is blue, but not like just any blue, I really like that light, pastel, baby blue kinda blue.. yeahhh it’s really nice. I am a huge fan of pizza, I love to travel, and I am currently in high school (which is killing me tbh) I cannot wait for college. I love to film and edit, (I wanna be a director or editor for movies and films in the future, my dad wants me to be a physicist or doctor or something lol) and I love photography. I play the guitar, and would absolutely love to learn piano. Reading is a huge part of my life, I am in love with books (omg the smell of brand new books literally gives me orgasms i cant omg i need to stop). I have just recently slipped into the diamond life ( ahaaa ;) Im so cringey whyyyy) and I have fallen in love with Seventeen!! I am also multifandom asf and struggle with that on a daily basis (ARMY, Exo-L’s, Inner Circles, Blinks, Ahgases, you know what’s up). Honestly, in the beginning, Seventeen scared the living shit out of me like what omg thirteen members no thanks. But it’s so hard not to love them, like it takes one fucking song, or one video or eVEN AN IMAGE TBH, and you’re just done for like might as well give up ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. But it’s been good so far! My bias is Minghao, I just can’t look away from him, he’s so precious and funny and I love him a lot. Of course, all of the boys have stolen my hearts, I love them all so so so much, and I hope other carats out there accept me into the fandom!! So, this was me :) welcome to my blog!! Now, let’s just hope I can consistently post <33

-H :)

#seventeen #seventeen s.coups #seventeen jeonghan #seventeen joshua #seventeen woozi #seventeen hoshi #seventeen jun #seventeen wonwoo #seventeen mingyu #seventeen vernon #seventeen the8 #seventeen dino #seventeen dk #seventeen seungkwan

[higginsarnott]

Merlot Mysteries Thoughts

Okay so dead guy due to arsenic poisoning. Game is a go people, let’s do this.

Omg Watts and the wine is already my favourite thing.

Clearly Brax isn’t over Jackson’s death. Nor is Murdoch.

‘You seem in high spirits’ well George is optimistic as fuck despite the shit he’s gone through so I’d expect that. Maybe that’s why we didn’t see Henry, he’s too busy being upset that Jackson is dead.

Yes Rebecca you get that new job. I have faith.

Where is the wine tasting I want this right now please?

Watts you are officially my new hero you legend.

OMG racist shits.

WATTS GIVING WINE LESSONS IM LEARNING MORE THAN IVE LEARNED IN MY WHOLE LIFE

Ok this is the part I’ve been waiting for.

Watts you are 100% my second favourite.

Gooseberry? Duh Murdoch shouldn’t it be obvious it’s red cherry?

Oh this is hilarious. Stop this my sides hurt.

NO THIS HURTS ME HES DRUNK AS FUCK

Yo where did the wedding portrait go of everybody? Like the one with Higgins, Crabtree, Dr Grace etc? That’s the best one

Oh god this is so funny but what is Julia wearing?

HE’S SO DRUNK AHAAAA

HAHAHAHA HANGOVER CURE THANKS DADDY BRAX

Oh my god I bet Brax was laughing so hard in his mind.

Poisoned before or after? Oh I’m confused.

Never mind Brax is laughing.

What in the fuck he can’t draw he’s so hungover I’m done xD

LOL SOMEBODY INVENTED SHIT BEFORE MURDOCH RIP HIS STREET CRED

100% the Butler did it but I have 20 minutes left still

I miss Henry.

HAHAHAHA Watts stop this I love you

Watts the Wine Connoisseur he has found his true calling

40 years old? Oh dear

Awww Rebecca I’m sorry honey

I feel like Henry should just become Julia’s morgue assistant so HE GETS MORE SCREEN TIME AND CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT

They said Samuel Johnson I heard Samuel Jackson I feel so stupid I hate my hearing

Oh yeah, Brax is still sad about Jackson

Loving Julia’s outfit now. But I miss Alex Reda already.

THE DUMMY HAS WATTS’ HAT ON

IS THIS WHAT YOU GUYS WERE ON ABOUT WITH THE WHERE ITS WATTS’ HAT THING PH GOD

RIP Watts is being the expert today kids sit down

WHO IS THIS FANCY SLAG

WHY IS HENRY NOT HERE HE SPEAKS FRENCH HIS MUM WAS FROM QUEBEC HE SHOULD KNOW THINGS ABOUT WINE

I miss Henry. Already. It’s only been an episode. I’m glad he’s back next week.

Missed that part there’s a fight going on behind my fence something about Barker Wine

Oh it’s on the water cooler now. You guys I love this game already.

Nate Desmond needs to be the inspiration for my exams right now

GEORGE AND WATTS ARE PISSED OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS IM CRYING

I CANT BREATHE

Oh my god his favourite part I’m HOWLING

OMG HES LITERALLY GETTING GEORGE TO DRINK WITH HIM AHAAA

‘So who is who Inspector?’ ‘Well over there we’ve got George Crabtree, he’s my drinking buddy, and over here we have Henry, he’s the French speaking cinnamon roll, over there is Murdoch he’s the nerdy child and over there is Watts, the wine wizard.’

RIP my internet cut out

Ok it’s back

The butler. I knew it.

Watts and Murdoch I love them.

Trotter. I knew it. Scrap that last thought about the butler.

Oh shit the brother did it? I didn’t expect that holy shit

Damn son I’m shocked

WATTS WANTED TO TRY THE WINE

OH HE DID ANYWAYS

He loves it.

AND HE TOOK THE FUCKING BOTTLE

Oh RIP Rebecca is gone, I’m sad

Oh okay she’s got her qualifications that’s why she signed the death certificates

CAN WE GET HENRY IN HERE I THINK REBECCA AND HENRY WERE CLOSER

SHES SO DISAPPOINTED HE WONT DRINK

Ahaaaa Joy. Funny.

Omg fuck me this episode.

I love it.

But where’s Henry.

[gintamajustaway]

Saw your tweet about slow build fics and you're so right. You're the only true slow burn writer I've ever come across. Thank you and god bless you're in Gintama it wouldn't be right without you.

Oh jeez I hope it didn’t seem like I was saying I’m the only good slow burn writer!!! Looking back at it I can see how that might come off, but it wasn’t meant that way ahps8dfy;uasoijldfkad I just thought it was funny because I was scrolling through tumblr and saw a reblog of a fic someone had posted and one of the warnings was that it was a slow burn and the writer was like “yeah they don’t even kiss until chapter 3″ which is fine, but I laughed at myself because ahaaa fucking Wing fic sdf79pays;dfiojalskdf going on chapter 30 and they still haven’t kissed yet LOLOLOLOLOL Everyone has their own definition of what slow burn is! My definition is just… really slow. Extra slow. The most slowest of slow. Makes molasses look fast. Snails look fast. So I don’t know, that’s where that tweet came from LOL I was mocking myself more than anything!

But thank you!!! I’m so glad you’re enjoy my work and my sloooooooooooooow burn LOL

#anon #this is sweet #thank you so much

[winewomenwit]

colourphone replied to your video

im gonna cry oh my god ahaaa

{ it’s so funny to me because he flat out confesses in interviews that he’s kinda bad at the whole musical theatre remembering songs thing...but then he also goes on tour with his own cabaret-concerts??? like, that’s how i saw him live??? and he didn’t mess up the songs then...but oh, make him sing Disney or--gods forbid!--the same fucking song he’s been singing for the last sixteen years, and alluva sudden he can’t remember it! }

#colourphone #//the whole interview's pretty stinking funny #outofwhine

[pinketernityy-blog]

Cancer Crew Ask Challenge

I saw this and thought, why not?(:

Questions by: @heyjojivlogs

http://heyjojivlogs.tumblr.com/post/149870659230/cancer-crew-ask-challenge

1. I found one of Max’s mailtime videos WAAYYYYY back, like when he first started doing them. But I guess I wasn’t really into them, so I didn’t continue watching his channel

2. Joji

3. He’s pretty funny. I guess I don’t really have an opinion on him

4. Yeah. I mean, they’re gross and all but eh

5. Joji ahaaa but I love all of them equally(:

6. Joji

7. This is a tough question:( It’s a tie between Rice Balls and Ramen King

8. Just how many colors are there??

9. Bit of both tbh

10. Like ship any of the crew together?? bc in that case, Max and Ian duhh

11. Nah I fuckin love and embrace them

12. Sure, why not. We can get matching ones

13. His music is so beautiful(((“”: Thom

14. Bad Unboxing lol srry Ian, ya gotta suffer

15. Ehhhhh yeah probably

16. I’ve seen a couple of his videos, but that’s it

17. No. I’m subscribed to all of Joji’s and then Max and Ian’s second channels

18. I have a few friends who watch Frank, but idk about Max or Ian. My boyfriend watches all three of them, but isn’t as big of a fan as I am lol

19. Just his second channel. I can’t be bothered w his other ones srry

20. Sometimes, but mostly w my boyfriend. Although, I tend to avoid it bc I feel like he’s tired of hearing me talk about them

21. WHITE. CHICKS.

22. I absolutely love it. I miss seeing him in the videos. Bring jojivlogs back

23. Max lives in Australia. I think Ian lives somwhere in SoCal. I’m assuming Joji was raised in Japan for the most part and visited Australia once in a while??? Max said in one of his vlogs that Joji was brought up in Australia so idk

24. AGREE!!! But you do you Joji. I will support either way

25. Yuh. BRING BACK SAFARI MAN!!!:“”(((

26. I fucking LOVE The Gentlemen’s Guide. A true masterpiece

27. Only good things can come from Max cross dressing

28. Nope I follow Joji in Twitter and IG and Max on IG

29. Well, here’s my sideblog dedicated to them. I do draw fanart, but I never post it anywhere

30. Fuck Max, Marry Joji, Kill Ian srry Ian, luv u boo

s/n: this is my sixth take trying to post all of this correctly. FUCK.

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