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softplacetorest · 5 months

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we as a society don't talk enough about how Renfield literally says 'om-nom-nom-nom' when he's eating the ant farm

#renfield 2023 #jesus......#also this movie is so silly i kwep watching it and thinking of renners getting free and being happy oh.....#also 1931 drac fanart coming soon :›

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gender-euphowrya · 3 months

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no offense but we need to beat square enix to death with hammers

#FORTY FIVE FUCKING DOLLARS for a foamstars skin. FORTY FIVE.#you thought overwatch 2 was bad HERE COMES SQUENIX WITH THE SPLATOON RIPOFF #jesus......

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niishi · 2 years

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ugh I have a very specific need from fanfic rn and it's just... it doesn't exist......

#sometimes character dynamic #or even knowing each other in canon #doesnt matter #okay #jesus......#this current gen would have never blown up mattxmello like we did

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thistableforone · 1 year

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hugh grant in maurice (1987) is Something Else.

#jesus......#hugh grant #maurice (1987)#personal

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nighthawkes · 3 months

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I must sleep. Sleep is the mind-healer. Sleep is the big-life that brings total ability to fucking do anything. I will face my bed. I will permit the blankie to pass over me and snores to pass through me. And when sleep has gone past I will turn the outer eye to greet the new morning. When the sleep has gone there will be everything. Energy and will to live will remain.

#having a come to Jesus with myself about trying to work late #sleep is the only path to productivity. rest is the only thing that lets me get things done.#litany against not laying down

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wolfythewitch · 5 months

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jesus holding a lamb based on that painting of jesus holding a lamb

#art #digital art #sketch #jesus christ #wolfy religious tedtalks #bible

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greykolla-art · 2 months

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My blog has become infested with angst goblins, and they must be fed with some hypothetical scenarios!🙏💚

#grey art #fan art #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel #Hazbin hotel comic #JESUS WEPT THIS FUCKING THING WAS A BEAST #BUT I LOVE IT!#hazbin charlie #hazbin alastor #Alastor #charlie morningstar #angst #hurt/comfort #whump art #I know what you people are I’m one of you!#I heard your cries for more angst and I aim to please!#also good excuse to use clip studio more #I only bust that out for something special #now let’s do something else! like eat!

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lauriemarch · 4 months

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bless this iteration of Percy Jackson for genuinely believing, for at least three seconds, that he is the second coming of Christ

#you fell in love with God? like… Jesus?#lil king fr #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #walker scobell #sally jackson

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othersidedisc · 10 months

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#jesus fuck it's only been three hours and i gotta #big hits #BIGGEST SHITS

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sayruq · 4 months

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#yemen #jerusalem #tel aviv #current events #palestine #free palestine #gaza #free gaza #news on gaza #palestine news #news update #war news #war on gaza #christmas #christians #christianity #jesus christ #genocide

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gammagoop · 4 months

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this the only platform i have to post this joke

#cabinet man #lemon demon #jesus #i guess #masontalking

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mo-mode · 4 months

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AU where Mr. D claiming to be Percy’s dad accidentally counts as Claiming according to Greek god law or whatever and now all the other gods legitimacy believe Percy is his son, but if Mr. D corrects it, he has to explain to Zeus why he pretended he was Percy’s dad so now he’s like “YEP ol’ Perry Johansson is MY child wowie just look at the little fry, you have your mother’s eyes. Please stop standing next to water or you will blow my cover”

Meanwhile Poseidon is just standing off to the side like “how on earth did I dodge THAT bullet”

#EVEN BETTER if Mr D tries to keep his cover by actually treating him like a son #Clarisse doesn’t mess with him cuz after the toilet fiasco Mr D is like “I will feed you to my cult young lady!! good job Peter :)#Percy is like “hey dad why can I control water “and Mr D is like …ever heard of that guy that turned it to wine??#Mr D: PLEASE just help me I can’t keep it a secret for much longer Mr. Brunner: you told him his brother was JESUS???#percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson the lightning thief #dionysus #Mr D

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areyouscaredyet · 29 days

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im not particularly religious but i think it’s very cute that Trans Day of Visibility and Easter are on the same day this year :)

its no question that something like this could be triggering or upsetting to a number of queer ppl given the current sociopolitical climate, so i want everyone to remember that u are loved! Regardless of what u or others believe, there are ppl who will love and support you always. Give yourself patience and treat yourself with care!!!

happy and peaceful TDOV everyone!! And Easter to those who celebrate :D

#sorry for treating Jesus like an anime character #trans day of visibility #tdov #easter #Jesus is actually very fun to draw #I have no idea how to tag this because what do I even say #lgbtqia #religion #Jesus #christianity #christian imagery #sorry for all the tags I just wanna make sure ppl can filter this if they don’t wanna see it lol #i drawd this

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vulturedimension · 5 months

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