#keeping a marriage

[learningfromlosing]

waking up your SO when they're snoring too loud is a marriage counseling technique actually

#marriage #marriage problems #marrital problem's #significant other #how to keep a marriage #keeping a marriage #happy relationship #relationship advice #relationshop advisor #relationship goals #relationships #loved ones #i love him but hes so loud

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i vote that next year instead of reading Dracula we do a Jeeves & Wooster Book Club. those two never got the rabid tumblr shipping fandom they deserved (disqualified for the sheer technicality of being published a century too soon). we must correct this injustice

#jeeves and wooster #i want to watch tumblr go rabid i want to watch ao3 overflow with jeeves/wooster fanfiction #yes obviously the fandom EXISTS but it's a cozy little neighborhood #a handful of talented artists and writers doing their best to keep their charming little village going #but i'm tired of cozy i want this fandom TRENDING #I WANT TO SEE THIS ON MY DASHBOARD PEOPLE #i swear to you if they made a shiny new tv series tumblr would absolutely obsess over these characters. good omens levels of obsession #it's just such a great dynamic! the good-natured overly-trusting bumbling idiot in constant need of rescuing! #the stoic all-knowing genius who quietly masterminds mayhem in order to protect this one moron he's devoted himself to for some reason #jeeves as a morosexual is just such a beautiful interpretation of the original text #wooster as a happy-go-lucky himbo who stumbles his way into a relationship with a protective caring and supremely competent mastermind #the angst and social complexities of a same-sex cross-class relationship in turn-of-the century london! #oh AND half the stories are about jeeves helping wooster get out of engagements/desperately avoid marriage #two men who live together constantly scheming to maintain their bachelorhood. this is quite literally the main plot point #the gay subtext is there! the gay subtext is there and very ripe for picking!!! #this thing is LOCKED AND LOADED we can pounce literally any time

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Turtle Takedown Teamwork.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #tulu xuanwu #Something about changing the action sequence to something gentle is hilarious to me. #The lesson here is “Be nice to turtles. They are gentle creatures. And many are very endangered.” #don't get me wrong here; I love this scene a lot. LWJ's string technique is one of my favoyrite things. #We do get a fair amount of LWJ fighting but I always loved how the theme of strings comes into play. #There is actually a lot to unpack with LWJ being associate with 'strings'. #The musicianship: Of dedication and rigor in one's practice. #The tension between following along a path or composing your own way forwards (playing what has been written vs composing) #A string is a tightly coiled/taunt entity; The same tension that makes it sing so beautifully can be it's downfall if pushed too hard. #And as a non-musical string - something that binds. Be it to his sect and family or how he binds his fate to WWX - #LWJ cannot exist without his binds. It is not something which ties him down though. It keeps him together. #And he himself *is* a bind. He 'ties wwx down' in ways that are initially negatively viewed ('come to gusu' - feels like: come be trapped) #But later it is shown how (despite being introduced as a free spirit) WWX truly wants to be bound to something and someone. #Marriage is a bind he wants. He wants to be tied and grounded by LWJ. #It's starting to sound like innuendo. Let's call his fondness for being literally tied up smart thematic writing. #Finally. Sex scenes that are important to the plot and characters

[jammunin]

ms paint doodles from class today

#my art #art #artists on tumblr #digital art #fanart #cartoon #smiling friends #pim pimling #pim #charlie dompler #charlie x pim #adult swim #ms paint #yeah we gay keep scrolling #gay #mlm #gay married #gay marriage #charpim

[tanglepelt]

Dc x dp idea 97

Danny as phantom storms a justice league meeting accusing Batman of magically sacrificing his son to be his (little sister/daughters) husband. Like I’m picturing Danny portaling and slapping Batman. To make matters worse both Danielle and Damian are only 9.

He can only sense Batman as the father of his new (hopefully temporary) in-law. Who thankfully is still actually human and not dead. The pits cover Talia scent. So he doesn’t know about her. Stinky waters do that you know.

Danny rushed to conclusions the moment frostbite told him what happened.

Bruce is very confused. For starters he doesn’t have a 9 year old son. Secondly he just had not done that.

#danny phantom #danny fenton #dp x dc #dc x dp #dp dc crossover #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #justice league #ghost king danny #ghost princess Ellie #i made her 9 #Damian does not know Bruce Wayne is Batman yet #I’m pretty sure he was 10 of i remember right #ra wanted power #what better way to forcibly marry his grandson to the ghost royal family #jazz is back in the realm trying to keep everyone calm #frostbite is very mad #pandora as well #the hunt to break the marriage is on #Danny is not going to just let Damian back easily tho #he won’t let him be in a place where he will be sacrificed again #not okay with him #Bruce is confused #he most certainly doesn’t have a son #Damian did not get unalived #small mercy #royal family is still part human. so he just proofed into the zone #Damian and Dani have like matching tatoos or something #Danny was confused. #frostbite knew what it was

[tanukiimo]

not-quite-hand holding… i feel like sulemio might’ve tried to keep pda subtle early on (everyone knows)

#g witch #gundam witch from mercury #the witch from mercury #gundam wfm #suletta mercury #miorine rembran #sulemio #mioletta #tfw you try to keep the genuine feelings aspect of your extremely public arranged marriage on the down low #the closet is glass

[opera-ghost]

#i literally just kidnapped her to keep her safe #i'm microwaving her boyfriend because he looked a little chilly #the marriage is for like . a green card thing or whatever #phantom of the opera #poto #poto shitpost #poto text

[mylovelookup]

Cattonquick boarding school sweethearts/romeo & Juliet AU

In which Oliver also comes from old money and he and Felix fall in love in boarding school(?). The Quicks and the Cattons have been business partners since Queen Victoria was still kicking so Ollie and Felix have known each other their whole lives (summers and holidays always spent together) but when their family ties are suddenly severed after a hostile fight between their fathers, the boys’ last year at Eton is irrevocably ruined. As a reaction they decide (it was Felix’s idea and he succeeded in cajoling Oliver to agree) to elope run away on the first day of the Christmas holidays (imagine their respective chauffeurs endlessly waiting for them at the school gates lmao) and get married on a whim (also Felix’s idea to somehow "fix" things like ta-da! Can’t separate us now dad, we’re fucking married. Oliver is now a Catton. Family peace restored! No, not really Felix lmao.)

#needless to say they get caught the very next day #maybe they didn’t have much cash left and the only -pace they could’ve slept in for free was the hotel in the area that the Cattons owned #the reception prolly snitched but they both knew they would get caught eventually #also it doesn’t help that they’re the heirs of the richest aristocratic families in England #maybe they keep their marriage secret?it would be smarter to considering the repercussions but also maybe Felix it out first thing? #bc its Felix duh #as a consequence to their little escapade Oliver is pulled out of Eton for the rest of the year and the two of them only get to meet #the next year at Oxford where they have to keep things on the down low since Oliver’s father has threatened to transfer him to Cambridge if #if he’s seen frolicking about with Felix. it’s also difficult when Farleigh is acting as a (well-paid) spy for both parties #although both Jeff and James had sprinkled other eyes on the campus #oooh imagine them trying to hide in the back of the club. making out whilst crouching down behind dumpsters lmaooo #or or or! Felix attempting to throw them off by hooking up with indiabel and Oliver is so jealous he ends up doing the same thing #even tho he prolly knows about Felix’s intentions. (Farleigh doesn’t help with his catty comments about ephemeral love) #highlighting Felix’s well known shallowness. and then Felix gets jealous too so it’s a vicious cycle of pointing fingers at each other hehe #anyway they prolly end up like Romeo and Juliet #I was only supposed to do ONE canvas but got carried away and this shit developed a plot! sedate me #also this layout sucks wtf #saltburn #fanart #my art #felix catton #cattonquick #Saltburn fanart #oliver quick #felix x oliver #cattonquick fanart

[padawansuggest]

Okay so I want to make an arranged marriage AU for Obi-Wan/Jango. But like. Instead of it being all ‘neither of us want this’ it’s a contract that they both willingly signed and honestly it was obsession at first sight.

Lemme explain.

See, Stewjon (ruled by King Yoda and his mess of adopted kids, so adoption is very common on the planet and they don’t even mind that Prince Jango already has kids) is a peaceful little world that cares about arts, parties, and farming. It’s a mixture of fun and practical. Most Mandalorians think it’s kinda shallow, but fun for party weekends to run off to. A lot of New Mandalorians that still hate the republic send their kids off to school there.

Obi-Wan is 25 minutes late to the meeting and Jango is all ‘you know what, I can handle not having to entertain him, clearly he’s got better things to do Lmao, this marriage will be easy’ and then the next minute someone flings open the meeting room doors, and you can just SEE Prince Qui-Gon’s face fall. He’s been toting the qualities of his baby son for the whole time they’ve been there, talking about the art degrees the kid has (Obi likes painting and sculpting in canon okay) and Jango is all ‘that’s great, he can paint his own wedding armor I’m sure it’ll be lovely’ and about how Obi-Wan is great with kids and loves to read ‘that’s great, he can entertain my father AND son at the same time’

And then the door slams open, and in comes a wild looking Xanatos, physically dragging a snarling young man who’s trying to bite through Xanatos’s wrist.

‘DAD HES TRYING TO REMOVE MY HAND’

‘Oh my. He’s not normally so… violent.’

‘THATS A FUCKING LIE AND YOU KNOW IT’

Anyways, Obi-Wan is eventually soothed into submission when Jango, who can’t stop laughing, asks if Obi-Wan really finds him so distasteful, cause he can just leave if so. Obi-Wan, after pulling his slightly bloody mouth off his brother’s arm with an air of dainty sweetness, just licks his chops and mentions Xanatos told him the Mandalorians would take away his pet Varactyl because they wouldn’t want Boga running around the city.

Jango just laughs even harder and tells him he can have whatever big dangerous pets he wants to. Obi-Wan gets up to go meet his new future husband and inform him that he would like a nexu. Jango says yes but also gifts him a new virodagger that makes Obi-Wan squeal about how pretty it is.

Jaster expected them to leave the planet with a very tenacious plan for breaking off the marriage but instead Jango is sighing lovingly and telling his new beloved that they shan’t be parted for much longer. Lovesick strill pups at first sight.

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #jango fett #jangobi #give me an arranged marriage where they immediately decide it’s gonna be awesome #Jango thinks Obi is cute all covered in blood and lookin sweet #Obi wants to ride Jango’s face that’s a nice face #he’s also indulgent and has a nice laugh and willing to let him keep his girl boga so those are important too #but that’s a nice face right there #stewjon is now actually the kingdom of the Jedi lol they’re still Jedi just weirder #boga is their flower girl #she lets boba and omega ride on her back down the aisle #also Obi is very feral he nuzzles Jango in greeting like a cat #feral obi wan

[comraderoscoes]

lewis on his (working) relationship with bono

#lewis hamilton #peter bonnington #f1 #from 2022 but it popped up on twt again and likeeeee #the way he'll literally be like oh yeah we work so well together. it's because we're in love #we must keep them together. for the sanctity of marriage if nothing else #im posting these gifs to bono #(sharpening flopped)

[spooky-pop]

When my spouse walks into the room and catches me drawing Broppy art for the 45th time this week

Listen-

#I wanted to repost this bc it's still funny to me #and it keeps happening #I bet he didn't expect to be dragged down the trolls rabbit hole so quickly after marriage #LOL #trolls meme #broppy #dreamworks trolls #my art

[deadsince1973]

Everyone I know who's into Chinese dramas (sample size: 3) got into them through The Untamed/CQL. At the same time, the Untamed/Mo Dao Zu Shi fandom seems to be larger than the fandom for all other C-dramas combined. So I'm curious about people (in an English-language fan space like this)'s relationship with C-dramas!

#Sorry for switching between The Untamed and CQL in the poll. Keeping the answers short enough was a pain. :/ #The Untamed #Mo Dao Zu Shi #Chen Qing Ling #MDZS #CQL #poll #Douluo Continent #The Wolf #Word of Honor #Begin Again #Love Begins at Marriage #Oh! My Emperor #Battle Through the Heavens #Love Between Fairy and Devil #Take My Brother Away #Till the End of the Moon #The Longest Promise #Blood of Youth #Joy of Life #Wulin Heroes #<- just tagging every C-drama I can remember watching off the top of my head #original #The Screen Foxes #Wish I could remember the English title of that romcom starring Zhang Haowei but I think the Chinese title translated to #Master Please Take Care of Yourself

[shiftywing]

in my mind narwhal knew about blacier and was their number one hater

#he keeps quiet out of respect for glacier #but every opportunity he gets he tells her to break up #glacier brings up his mediocre marriage & tells him to stfu #wings of fire #wof #wof memes #wings of fire memes #glacier #narwhal #blacier

[minecraftbookshelf]

Empress Lizzie, the Ocean Queen, the Blue Axolotl

Art commissioned from @iliveonmylaptop

So I have no artistic skills. At least of the "making art of characters variety" I realized though, that I have something arguably better.

A girlfriend who takes commissions!

So here are the Ocean Queen designs for the Marriage of State AU!

(And also @iliveonmylaptop is amazing, they don't even go to this school, and yes, their commissions are open.)

If you do nothing else be sure and zoom in on the trident, the details are amazing.

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Lizzie Character Design Post Jimmy 1 // Jimmy 2 Joel

AU Masterpost

#i keep zooming in on both of these #just to stare at them and make happy dolphin noises #they are so PERFECT #ldshadowlady #empires smp #empires s1 #marriage of state au #mos: art #mos: lizzie

[st-hedge]

It’s the year of the dilf——- I mean the rabbit so according to the public vote it’s wind waker ganondorf who gets to wear the bunny suit 🫶💕 fool proof way of getting all the good luck this year

#wind waker #ganondorf #loz: ww #leaving this a lil undone cuz I think I’m gonna have a stroke if I keep rendering #as I said on Twitter #is a saw a guy built like him dressed like that irl #I’d either have a cardiac arrest or drop to my knees begging for his hand in marriage #happy year of the wabbit!

[bidisastersanji]

Shoutout to whole cake island for giving us all the arranged marriage Zoro x Sanji fics that our hearts could ever desire

#it’s truly the mvp of arcs #it’s giving us everything #Sanji getting his hurt/comfort #the Vinsmokes getting what they deserve #Sanji appreciation and character studies #domestic fluff #arranged marriage shenanigans #I will keep reading these fics no matter how many are written #all of them are amazing #yum yum #scrumptious #zosanzo #zosan #sanzo #zoro x sanji #one piece zosan