A Jason and Terry rivalry would make my day. Jason truly deserves an older sibling who’ll do his damnest to embarrass the fuck out of him. (Yeah I know that’s all the Batkids, but Terry’s Terry)
Imagine having an older sister who’s just the embodiment of coolness, (Dick is an older sister with Ken energy) and you’re constantly treated like an insectuous baby brother.
Bruce rubbing his temples, listening to them argue (Jason argues; Terry’s cackling) “SO, you’d honest to god fight Bane bare knuckle. “
“Yep. I could do it. Killer Croc, too.”
“HE’S A FUCKING CROCODILE, TERRANCE!”
“Hey, you should’ve Ivy. Killer Croc? Piece of cake. An environmentalist lady who values my life less than a leaf? Yeah, no. Still, sucks that Bane kicked your ass. Couldn’t imagine.”
“BRUCE! GET YOUR FUCKING 90’s BULLY, AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!”
Bruce sighing, “Sweetheart. This is my house.”
“So?! You’re leaving it to me in the will, aren’t you?! We can hurry that up!”
Terry snorting, “Not like you haven’t tried.”
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You know how in Season 9 of The Office, things got a little stale because Michael Scott was gone, and the Jim/Pam tension resolved with their marriage and kids, so to keep things interesting the writers introduced the Sexy Boom Mic Guy who looked a little like Adam Levine. Just to make us feel like, oh no, will Pam be faithful even when tempted by the presence of a new sexy interloper?? And that's basically what Oscar was. Oscar was the Sexy Boom Mic Guy, there was no point to his existence except to introduce a jealousy arc between the dream team. We pretend this is a horror podcast but we're actually all watching real fucking housewives of Arkham over here
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