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alfredsnightmare · 1 year
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Inland Empire (David Lynch, 2006)
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mabellonghetti · 2 years
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Kyle MacLachlan and Laura Dern photographed by Albane Navizet, 1986.
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The Son (15): "Love Is Not Enough".
#onemannsmovies review of "The Son" (2023). Another quite heavy drama on mental health, but brilliantly acted. 4/5.
A One Mann’s Movies review of “The Son” (2023). Florian Zeller had a big critical hit last year with “The Father”. Now here we have “The Son”. Expectations are high for next year’s “The Holy Ghost” (LOL). Bob the Movie Man Rating(s): Plot Summary: Peter (Hugh Jackman) is a successful corporate lawyer living with his new wife Beth (Vanessa Kirby) and their infant child. But he receives an…
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landofgay · 2 years
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oh yeah and Steve jones and Paul cook are in that Ladies And Gentlemen The Fabulous Stains movie too!!!! which I neeeed to watch again now
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What are the Kaylor references in the bejeweled mv?
can everyone add on with their favorites and link to their posts?
here are some big visual things:
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(the similar thing in the right photo is karlie’s bag)
i think some other notes are,
pat mcgrath did the makeup for the mv and karlie has often worked with pat in the past
the dark lit crystal scene where she’s walking down a runway of diamonds is very reminiscent of the vsfs runways that they walked together
a big deal was made about how many swarovski crystals are in the music video costumes and karlie used to be the international brand ambassador for swarovski
good girl by carolina herrera, the perfume that karlie is the face of, put out a swarovski limited edition bottle several weeks after the music video released
there are these two K shapes one on each of the bottoms of the wooden cupid pedestals at the end of the video
taylor’s marie antoinette look is reminiscent of something karlie has done, a photoshoot that was also parisian rococo themed where she also wore a huge pink wig. this photoshoot has been a kaylor easter egg in the past because karlie has a heart painted over her eye much like the lover album cover
in her princess look taylor is wearing two gold colored heart shaped clips with the letters t and s on them, and when you look at the product description on the lelet ny website the letters advertised on a photo of the clips were two K’s
there is a lot of eye theory stuff going on including but very much not limited to laura dern wearing a lover’s eye ring in the opening scene
karlie was seen interacting with dita von teese sometime before midnights era, i think it was the gaultier finale show? and she did a vlog where she’s doing a selfie video with dita saying “babe! i’m with dita! omg!”
etc etc etc..
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glompcat · 1 year
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I am curious about the longevity of things like this:
For some context - the lesbian toaster joke originated on the sitcom Ellen during 1997's oh so famous The Puppy Episode. This is the big two part episode where both the sitcom character Ellen and the rl Ellen DeGeneres (who, of course, played the character) came out. It of course almost directly led to the show's cancellation and many years of blacklisting from work in Hollywood for the people involved with said episode.
In that episode the character Susan (played by Laura Dern, one of the people blacklisted for a time as a result of her involvement with The Puppy Episode), a lesbian Ellen had a crush on which caused her to admit her lesbianism, is at the end of the episode gifted a toaster. Susan is gifted the toaster by a character played by Melissa Etheridge after she brings Ellen in to sign the official coming out contracts and paperwork.
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This was a play on a practice banks had at the time where they would gift people toasters when they opened a new account, but of course people have interpreted it in a ton of ways over the years especially as it become something of a community in joke.
The joke is sometimes that newly out lesbians get a new toaster as a welcome gift, or that the person who "turned" them gets the toaster. Regardless, I am wondering who had encountered any variation on this joke prior to engaging with this post as I really am curious how long things like this last as the pop culture moment they are referencing fade from memory.
Feel free to share in the tags if you can remember the context you first encountered the joke in. For example I remember reading a ton of Buffy fics where Tara getting a toaster during S4 was a very prevalent recurring thing.
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REPUTATION EASTER EGGS
Here is my master list post of all the easter eggs I believe have been left for Reputation (Taylor's Version). If I've missed any please let me know!!! Happy Rep TV clowning!🐍🤡
112 THEORY
Via this theory, Reputation (Taylor's Version) is rumoured to be releasing on the 16th of February 2024 in Melbourne Australia on the first night of the Australian leg.
The announcement is rumoured to be 26th of November 2023 in Sao Paolo Brazil, on the final night of the Eras Tour 2023.
Now onto DATE MATH!
11/26/23 is the rumoured announcement date.
SO let's break down this date!
1+1+2+6+2+3=15.
1+5=6.
rep is the sixth album.
reputation TV would be her 15th album including re-recordings
Now let's look at the rumoured release date for Reputation (Taylor's version)....
It's rumoured and guessed to be releasing on February 16th 2024. 02/16/24.
Let's break that date down too...
0+2+1+6+2+4=15.
1+5=6.
MIC DROP!
National Cake Day!
11/26 is national Cake Day.
In the Bejeweled Music video Taylor is dressed as Marie Antoinette, who famously said 'let them eat cake.
And she gave a STRONG wink during that scene.
On Sao Paolo N1, Taylor VERY deliberately looked over her shoulder and winked at the crowd, right into the camera. It feels like too much of a coincidence with little miss nothing is ever accidental.
Taylor repeated this on N2, and stuck her tongue out.
There is also the cake in the I Bet You Think About Me Music video.
The numbers on the top of the cake are: 13, 26 and 2. 13x2 is 26, which seems to be an easter egg for 26/11! As well as the obvious 2's hinting towards the second month of February!! She also pulls her hand through the cake and creates two equal lines....a sideways 11?
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Black Friday
11/26 falls on the weekend after Black Friday. Reputation's colour is Black, and Reputation being announced 2 days after Black Friday seems a small nod to her blacking out her socials and 3 days later posting a Reputation teaser...
And perhaps 2 because of...well February!
BEJEWELED MUSIC VIDEO
Danielle Haim
Taylor's casting of the Bejeweled music video interested me! She cast her friends the Haim sisters to play her wicked step-sister in the first scene, which is FILLED with easter eggs.
Particularly important to me is Danielle Haim.
Danielle was born on the 16th February 1989.
Yes. 02/16. The same date as Reputation (Taylor's version rumoured release. Now just remember this date. It becomes important later!!!
She was also 33 when the music video was both filmed and released. 33. 3+3=6..6 means Reputation
Danielle says "bye snake" as they leave Taylor. She is the first person to mention Taylor being a snake in this video
I do believe Taylor wouldn't miss the chance to use her friends as easter eggs when possible!!!
Danielle also flicks her fan 6 times during that scene. Credit to @kush07_ on Twitter for this fan one!
Laura Dern
Laura Dern interestingly is another February birthday (02/10/67) within that casting. Exceptionally interesting to have 2 people born in the second month present during a scene filled with 2's with outright easter eggs to Reputation...hmmm
Kingdom Keys
The wording of 'keys to your own castle' during the discussion of what the girls will get if they marry the prince is particularly interesting to me. It is VERY strongly reminiscent of 'I don't like your kingdom keys, they once belonged to me' from LWYMMD.
Twos
There are two candles burning to the side of Laura as she talks to Taylor. Also two lights above the sisters. There's a lot of 2's / doubles imagery in this music video.
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There are two candles next to where the Haim sisters and Laura exit the room.
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Danielle our Feb 16th hint is also the second person to say goodbye to Taylor. Another 2.
Alana then calls Taylor 'snakey'. This is the second time a snake reference is said, and it is the last. Another 2 of course...
In the scene with Dita Von Teese there is 2 of everything.
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In the final scene of the video there are two torches on either side of Taylor. Just another 2. Just for funsies.
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Exile ends 02
Taylor then receives the oyster shell stopwatch which declares "exile ends at 02". Now going back to Alana and Danielle's comments...exile ends for this SNAKE at 02. FEBRUARY.
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Outfits
The next scene shows Taylor in a hooded black outfit. This is very strong imagery of the reputation stadium tour beginning outfit she wore.
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In the scene where jewels begin flying to her, there is a scene alone of just her boots when she is walking. This really reminded me of the beginning of the reputation section of the eras tour.
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Full Moon
When we see the outside of the building of which the elevator is in, there is a full moon. 11/26 is a full moon. SNTV was announced on a full moon, 1989TV was the day before a full moon....
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Dita Von Teese scene
In the scene with Dita Von Teese, Taylor is dripping in diamonds. Very reminiscent of LWYMMD bathtub scene.
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Theres two chandeliers present during this scene. This just struck the idea of the lyric 'bass beat rattling the chandelier' from This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things.
Ghosted
Taylor refuses Jack's proposal. The text says...she ghosted.
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When did Taylor ghost on us? Rep era! she wasn't seen, she was like a ghost!
Marie Antoniette
Taylor is dressed like Marie Antoinette in the scene where she receives the keys. Marie famously said 'let them eat cake'. National Cake Day is 11/26. This also lines up with the I Bet You Think About Me Cake theory!
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Castle Crumbling
The final scene has her stood in a crumbling castle at night. Her castle crumbling overnight...hello Call It What You Want To! There is also a full moon...
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KARMA MV
Devil Scene
The scene that we link to Reputation is the second scene featuring Taylor. She's dressed in all black and has a mask of the devil.
This scene starts at 20 seconds. She waves at 26 seconds.... perhaps an easter egg for the era beginning in the 2nd month and for the album saying' hello' aka an announcement on the 26th!
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She's surrounded by 13 dancers at this point, the presence of a 13 normally is alerting us it is an easter egg.
The belt on her dress is very similar to a necklace she held up during the LWYMMD behind the scenes walkthroughs.
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Ice Spice
Ice Spice is featured in both the song and of course the video. Her birthday is 1/1. New Years Day. And well...Taylor loves to use a birthday as an easter egg...
Island
The scene where Taylor is laying as an island has linked her to Te-Fiti, and the codename for Karma was 'Volcano'. However in Sao Paolo, there is an island called 'Snake Island'. And the outline of this island looks VERY similar to how Taylor looks as an island!
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Coffee Cup
Obviously we have the most obvious one we all know and love. The Midnights coffee cup being a blue nail at 8 & a black nail at 2. 1989TV was announced in August, meaning the nails definitely meant something.
Now the black nail being at 2 could mean released in February or announced then, but I'm leaning heavily towards releasing!
The coffee cup has the hands of the clock between 11:56, indicating it is becoming close to midnight.
Midnight = 12. December is the 12th month, but she's indicating something coming BEFORE MIDNIGHT. 4 minutes in fact before midnight. Indicating reputation is coming 4 days before December. Aka November 26th!
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I CAN SEE YOU MV
The only real easter egg I could find within this music video for Reputation was the use of a Getaway Car and the dark outfits.
You Are In Love Lyric Video
In the sand of this video are the letters R E P...hello reputation!
The Eras Tour
At one night of the Eras Tour, Taylor said the crowd were jumping like kangaroos. With Reputation TV rumoured to release February 16th in Melbourne, Australia, I am counting this as an easter egg for SURE.
VMAS
Hello. The Outfit. That's Reputation!
The Ring Taylor wore (and broke) is very very similar to the necklace pendant Laura Dern wears in Bejeweled. Telling us to look at Laura, who is a February birthday.
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During her acceptance speech, Taylor used the words 'slithering around genres' to describe her musical journey. Well that reputation if I've ever seen her!
PREVIOUS ANNOUNCEMENTS
Taylor announced Speak Now with Sparks Fly. Track 2.
She announced 1989 TV with New Romantics. Track 16.
2/16...how interesting!
RIO
The choice of playing ME! as her first acoustic song ON N3 was VERY interesting to me. Her first released song that she owned. Interestingly it came out on the 26th of April 2016. Yup a 26! The music video also begins with a snake, and signified the end of the rep era, so I do think it was used as a Rep Easter egg, especially when paired with So It Goes....
It was interesting she paired a track 16 with a track 7. 16 is her rumoured rep release day and 7 is her rumoured debut release day.
Post Rio the only remaining Reputation song left for surprise songs is 'I Did Something Bad'. It appears Taylor is doing what she did with 1989 and will announce after finishing the entire album!
SAO PAOLO
They used a new reputation era photo from the Taylor Insta photoshoot for a welcome banner in transit areas. After scouring the internet and my swiftie sources I couldn't find it anywhere, so I am presuming this high quality image was provided to Sao Paolo to use from Taylor's team... a rep era picture..hmmm
In TaylorNations post from pre Sao Paolo N1, they say they are 'wonderstruck'. This is from the song Enchanted. Enchanted has a run time of 5.53. 5+5+3= 13. Funny them using a 13 song to talk about Sao Paolo...seems important right!
In Sao Paolo there is an island called Snake Island. I think this is important as mentioned in the Karma MV section.
There are 6 shows in Brazil. 6 again that's REP CODED!
N3 will be her 13th international date. It will also be her 66th show overall.
N1
Taylor's opener Sabrina Carpenter came out in an outfit very reminiscent of Taylor's rainbow dress from the Reputation Stadium Tour. Taylor's openers have been in on announcements in the past, Haim knew about 1989TVs release!
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Taylor looked over her shoulder and winked right into the camera. This is very similar to the wink she did in Bejeweled whilst dressed as Marie Antoniette!
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For surprise songs on Sao Paolo N1 Taylor sang Now That We Don't Talk for the first time. This song has a run time of 2:26. Taylor is insane enough to do this....2=February. 26= Announcement date,.
She also played Innocent. Innocent is track 11 on Speak Now. So by using Now That We Don't Talk and Innocent she easter egged both the numbers 2, 26 and 11. February and the 26th of November!!!!
Innocent is also sampled in LWYMMD. It is also about the same person. Innocent was also first played on 12/09/10. 1+2+0+9+1+0=13! Sao Paolo N1 was also a 13 date (11/24/23 - 1+1+2+4+2+3=13)
N2
Taylor stuck her tongue out a LOT this night. I think she knows we are clowning and is playing with us. Also...snakes do stick their tongues out constantly so...
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Taylor did a sideways Dolphin body roll in Midnight Rain. She doesn't normally do this. We saw her do this move during the BTS clips of Reputation being made and recorded.
SURPRISE SONGS
Surprise songs were Safe and Sound and Untouchable. An interesting pairing. As Safe and Sound technically wasn't on an album release, it's a track 0. Untouchable is a track 15.
Reputation (Taylor's Version) will be Taylor's 15th album including rerecords.
Safe and Sound was released on the 26th of December 2011.
Untouchable was released on the 26th of October 2009.
Safe and Sound is all about protection from the outside world, and Untouchable is about dreaming of something you feel you can't have. During the Reputation era/events leading to Rep's release Taylor went into hiding to protect herself from the outside world, and dreamt of the public releasing she was right about the phone-call and the Kimye situation all along, but she felt they wouldn't believe her.
There are lyrical parallels in both the surprise songs to Reputation songs. Credit to @taylorslavender and @lightupfloor on twitter for these!
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TRIPLE HIGH NOTE
Taylor did a triple Don't Blame Me high note on N1. The only surprise song left from rep is track 3. This triple note was done once in Rio, N3 in Atlanta, once in Tampa, Glendale once and finally Sao Paolo N1. This means she has done it 5 times. She did not sing that note in the rep set N2 in Sao Paolo. If she does it N3 she would bring the total of triple notes during tour to 6...aka rep's number!
Photographer
A black and white photographer named Damon Baker (@damon_baker) who has previously worked with Taylor, posted her on his story on 11/25 answering a question box asking 'last thing that inspired you?' answering 'my next creation'. Now with Reputation TV being rumoured to release on 11/26 and likely with a black and white photoshoot makes for an interesting situation. He also posted a story saying his next project was coming 'tomorrow' aka 11/26...
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Reputation Merch
In the holiday merch drop, Reputation appeared to receive the most new merch. In the VERY limited edition drops, most of the old pieces sold were Reputation Merch.
The Black Friday sale timer ends on 11/26.
Instagram
As of 11/26, Taylor's Instagram is currently aligned, and has a clear darker theme to it. We saw this when 1989TV was released that her feed became bluer.
The Surprise Song Countdown.
It is theorised Taylor is using her rerecorded albums to count down to Reputation's release using her surprise songs. TaylorNation shared a countdown video for the Black Friday Store sale
Now That We Don't Talk (4th rerecord)
Innocent (3rd rerecord)
Safe and Sound (2nd rerecord)
Untouchable (1st rerecord)
It is theorised she could do a song from Debut as this would be album 0 as the rerecord hasn't been announced yet, or perhaps Glitch. Then we think she will do I Did Something Bad and announce Reputation (Taylor's Version).
Dancer Instagram Story
One of Taylor's dancers posted this image of a snake wrapping round legs statue...what do they know!!!
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fatecolossal · 6 months
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TWIN PEAKS (2017) Part 1 x Part 18 Sam and Tracey's sex scene at the start of THE RETURN is framed in a manner later strongly echoed by Cooper and Diane's sex scene at the show's end: woman on top, shot from a similar angle, & happening directly in front of an elevated glass box.
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The mirroring of these scenes feels apropos, given a link they share to INLAND EMPIRE. In that film, the best friends of Laura Dern's character are named Tracy and Linda—names shared in TP by Part 1's Tracey and Part 18's "Linda," the apparent alter ego of Laura Dern's Diane.
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"I brought two," Tracey says—an intimation of doubling that gets at another parallel of these scenes: in each, we see a mystical third party, a second female figure. In one, Diane sees her apparent doppelgänger; in the other, the strange, feminine "Experiment" figure appears.
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In both scenes, the intimate couple's connection occurs in a location they expressly describe as a "place"—a term often used with a conspicuous sense of portent in Lynch's works, in an apparent evocation of Dorothy's repeated definition of Oz as "a place."
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Tracey also mirrors Diane in smaller ways: -Like Diane's tulpa, Tracey tries to sneak a peek at confidential numbers.
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-Like Diane does for Cooper in TMP, Tracey brings Sam coffee. -Both Tracey & Diane sometimes wear hoop earrings (it's always worth noting when rings appear in TP...).
Earlier, I made posts comparing the Glass Box Room ("GBR") to the Red Room (see the QT on the top post) & its Cooper/Laura scenes. Given the many parallels in the show between Laura & Diane, it seems fitting that the GBR also echoes Cooper/Diane scenes. (See x.com/fatecolossal...)
More generally, the Sam-and-Tracey Glass Box scene has echoes in so many other aspects of TP:TR that it might be seen as a sort of fractal microcosm of the season. While there are other comparisons to be drawn, for now I'll end with a final observation...
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The INLAND EMPIRE scene that introduces Linda & Tracy is significantly about the slipperiness of time—for Grace Zabriskie's Visitor, the concept of "tomorrow" has an ominous, magical connotation. That "Linda" is tied to time slipperiness both here & in TP Part 18 seems noteworthy
That's a woefully inadequate treatment of the subject of time slipperiness in both works (and the overlap between them), but it'll have to suffice for now.
Okay, that's it for today. (Dropping one last Sam/Tracey x Coop/Diane below, about how much they all love to smooch.)
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dalekofchaos · 10 months
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Gunnverse Batman fancast
Fancast for James Gunn’s DCU/Batman!
DCEU recast
Burtonverse Recast
90′s Justice League
Reevesverse Batman
Superman
Wonder Woman
The Flash
Green Lantern
Aquaman
Justice League
Green Arrow
Teen Titans
Suicide Squad
Justice League Dark
Batman Beyond
The Dark Knight Returns
Telltale’s Batman
Injustice
Legion Of Doom
Birds Of Prey
Jensen Ackles as Batman/Bruce Wayne
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Peter Capaldi as Alfred Pennyworth
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Jon Hamm as Thomas Wayne
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Lena Headley as Martha Wayne
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Courtney B. Vance as Lucius Fox
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Laura Dern as Dr Leslie Thompkins
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Bryan Cranston as James Gordon
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David Harbour as Harvey Bullock
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Stephanie Beatriz as Renee Montoya
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Bill Hader as Jack Ryder/The Creeper
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Jodie Comer as Vicki Vale
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Jesús Castro as Nightwing/Dick Grayson
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Kiera Allen as Oracle/Barbara Gordon
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Dacre Montgomery as Red Hood/Jason Todd
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Noah Schnapp as Red Robin/Tim Drake
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Kristen Stewart as Batwoman/Kate Kane
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Mary Elizabeth Winstead as Huntress/Helena Bertinelli
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Riley Lai Nelet as Batgirl/Cassandra Cain
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Mckenna Grace as Spoiler/Stephanie Brown
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Izaac Wang as Robin/Damian Wayne
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John Boyega as Batwing/Luke Fox
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Caleb McLaughlin as Duke Thomas/The Signal
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Alexander Ludwig as Azrael/Jean Paul Valley
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Michael B Jordan as Azrael/Michael Lane
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Ana De Armas as Catwoman/Selina Kyle
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Brian Cox as Commissioner Gillian Loeb
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Sam Witwer as Captain Howard Brandon
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Michael Weatherly as Detective Arnold Flass
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Robert De Niro as Carmine Falcone
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Gina Mantegna as Sofia Falcone
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David Dastmalchian as Alberto Falcone
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James Carpinello as Mario Falcone
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Al Pacino as Sal Maroni
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John Goodman as Rupert Thorne
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Michael Imperioli as Anthony Zucco
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Willem Dafoe as The Joker
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Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn
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David Tennant as The Riddler/Edward Nygma
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Alfred Molina as The Penguin/Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot
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Oscar Isaac as Two-Face/Harvey Dent
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Giancarlo Esposito as Mr Freeze/Victor Fries
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Viggo Mortensen as Black Mask/Roman Sionis
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Jane Levy as Andrea Beaumont/The Phantasm
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Kevin Grevioux as Killer Croc
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Laz Alonso as Bane
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Doug Jones as Man-Bat/Kirk Langstrom
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Peter Stormare as Clayface/Basil Karlo
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Toby Jones as Mad Hatter/Jervis Tetch
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John Lithgow as The Ventriloquist/Arnold Wesker
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Natalie Dormer as The Ventriloquist II/Peyton Riley
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Dohmnall Gleeson as Hush/Thomas Elliot
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Raul Esparza as Hugo Strange
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Anya Taylor-Joy as Poison Ivy
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Pedro Pascal as Deadshot/Floyd Lawton
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Frank Grillo as Deathstroke/Slade Wilson
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Finn Wittrock as Talon/William Cobb
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Karl Urban as Owlman/Thomas Wayne Jr
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Stephen Fry as Professor Pyg
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Stephen Lang as David Cain
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Daniel Radcliffe as Anarky
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Nikolaj Coster-Waldau as Cluemaster
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Keanu Reeves as Prometheus
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Ming-Na Wen as Lady Shiva
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Ghassan Massoud as Ra’s Al Ghul
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Nadine Njeim as Talia Al Ghul
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Yasmine Al Massri as Nyssa Al Ghul
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Michael Fassbender as Dr Simon Hurt
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Kat Graham as Jezebel Jet/Black Glove
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Christian Bale as The Batman Who Laughs
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laura-s-dern · 4 months
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M3RRY CHR1ZTM4Z!!
L4ur4 g0t u 4 g1ft... 0r zh0uld 1 z4y, G1F XD
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thebirdandthebee · 1 year
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Easy As
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A Carmen Berzatto Universe
A short little one for your Saturday morning :)
Vanessa Monaghan is the breath of fresh air that Carmen had been gasping for.
Page 7: Manscape
“I hardly see how this is necessary,” Carmen groaned, pinned to the carpet of Vanessa’s living room.
“Can you please just trust me?” She asked, settling on his chest with her knees under each of his armpits. “Just hold my ass so you have something to squeeze because you’re not gonna like it.”
“How much am I not gonna like it?” He winced as she got closer and closer to his face with her sharp tweezers.
“It’s only going to last a minute, I swear,” she promised. “You’ve just got a few stragglers that are detracting from your gorgeous face.”
“I think that’s the first time anyone’s called me gor – Jesus Christ, Vanessa,” he cursed as she victoriously held up a stray brow hair.
“That was a big one,” she said informatively, “the worst is behind us.”
“How can you fuckin’ know, huh?” He furrowed the brows in question.
“Relax your face, Carm, I gotta see what I’m working with,” she tapped his nose. He squeezed her hips tightly as she plucked out three quickly succession.
“Stop, stop, stop!” He begged.
“Baby, I love you so much, but you need to not be such a pussy,” she said, hands on her hips. “Count to forty in your head and by the end, we’ll be all finished.”
“What if I like my eyebrows?” He crowed.
“You mean your unibrow?” She said plainly, effectively silencing him. Vanessa worked quickly and efficiently, ignoring the intermittent hisses Carmen would let out. “Almost done baby, I promise,” she continued. “Count down from 10.”
Carmen counted down from 10, but made it to -4 by the time she finished. Prying his eyes open again, Vanessa smiled.
“Carm!” She cooed, “your eyes are watering,” she ran her soft hands down his face. “All finished, handsome.”
“Of course my eyes are watering, my hair is supposed to stay were it is!” He wound up his hand to smack five fingers across her ass. She laughed, bouncing on his sternum in the slightest.
“It’s am improvement baby, I promise, you look positively, down-right sexy,” she cupped his face in her hands. “I’ve been doing that every two weeks since I was 16 years old, you can handle once a month.” She rattled off, squealing as he sat up, sending her tumbling into his lap.
“Once a month?” He looked at her skeptically.
“Now imagine I forcefully ripped your pubes off with a wax strip,” she shrugged innocently. She watched Carmen’s throat bob.
“My? Mine is fine, right? I don’t need – you’re not saying –” He stuttered out.
“No, no, you’re good there baby, I like the way you manscape,” she said, kissing his lips gently. “I haven’t missed a wax appointment in years,” she finished.
“Y’know, you don’t have to… take it all off,” he shrugged. “I don’t mind.” Vanessa grinned, kissing Carmen again.
“You’re so sweet, but I don’t do it for you,” she laughed, getting up from the floor. “I do it for me,” she shrugged. “Planning on getting it all lasered off this winter.”
“Lasered?” Carmen’s eyes grew comically wide.
“Come on, lover boy, let’s get some moisturizer on that skin,” she held a hand out.
Fifteen minutes later, they were sitting in bed, Vanessa laying back against Carmen’s chest as they watched Jurassic Park – each donning a set of under eye patches and treating their skin with Vitamin C serum.
“Why is Laura Dern so hot?” Vanessa asked, reaching over and picking up her can of Dr. Pepper, sipping it slowly through her straw. “Why is everyone so hot?”
“The 90’s,” Carmen commented, taking her drink and pulling a sip of his own.
“True,” Vanessa agreed. She relaxed against him, their intertwined fingers playing with one another, and Carmen couldn’t help but think he’d like to do this for the rest of his life.
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mabellonghetti · 2 years
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Laura Dern photographed by Ron Galella in 1991.
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martinteatral · 4 months
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Historia de un matrimonio (2019)
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Dirección: Noah Baumbach 
Un acto de esperanza
Historia de un matrimonio de Noah Baumbach me pareció más la separación de una pareja que trata de perdurar en el tiempo como la transformación de algo que fue y que necesita de nuevos rumbos, pero unidos. 
El film de Baumbach fue parte de un análisis que tuve que hacer para un seminario. Parte de la consigna era observar los recursos actorales que se presentaban en ciertas escenas. Haber visto la película desde ese enfoque me hizo ver con más atención el trabajo de los actores, y no sólo de los principales sino también de los roles secundarios que son parte fundamental de la acción. 
Es interesante que la película comienza desde el problema principal que es la separación de la pareja, porque la peli trata de cómo afrontar una decisión semejante. Para ello el director ahonda sobre la crisis de esta pareja de artistas, si criarán a su hijo en Los Ángeles o en Nueva York; y como tratan que el vínculo pueda sostenerse cuando hasta hace muy poco el amor de pareja los unía. Es aquí donde me parece que es atinado remarcar que el personaje de Adam Driver más allá que es quien termina perdiendo en los intereses que cada uno busca, siempre trata con cierto atisbo de humor mantener los momentos de su vida personal. Un ejemplo de ello es cuando canta Being Alive en el bar (es toda la escena en contexto a la historia que se viene contando), o en los encuentros dónde no sabe cómo manejar la distancia frente a Nicole (Scarlett Johanson). El humor ácido por momentos enciende la chispa y le da color al conflicto; salvo en algunas instancias dónde para mí se pecó con chistes un poco banales; por ejemplo:  como la escena de la asistente social que hace la visita para corroborar como vive Charlie (Adam Driver). Ver la torpeza de Charlie con  la crianza de su hijo reiteradamente, vuelve chicle la escena y el personaje se vuelve irritante de ver. Por suerte fueron en muy pocos momentos de la película. 
Es la segunda vez que veo a Adam Driver en cine; la primera vez fue en Frances Ha en un personaje menor. Me sorprendieron los matices que usa en las escenas más complejas, como la acalorada discusión con Nicole en la casa cuando el conflicto llega a su tope máximo. Esa escena es una composición en sí misma. Desde la espera por saber del otro sobre su presente y la espera poder decir lo que cada uno calló durante el tiempo que estuvieron juntos. El in crescendo de la escena es una pieza que se mueve parte por parte entre diálogos que se desangran y rebotan en los cuerpos. Lo que desangra se acumula en juegos de poder y se miden entre abogados. Las actuaciones de Laura Dern, Alan Alda, Ray Liotta, Julie Hagerty están al tono de la película como esos abogados que luchan sin importar que les duele a cada uno de sus clientes. La escena de Laura Dern y S. Johansson cuando Nicole le cuenta que no podía elegir en la pareja es interesante los planos cerrados de su rostro. Otra vez ese comienzo de escena entre el humor, lo cotidiano y la crudeza de ese dolor que no calma. La abogada vendiendo a toda costa su trabajo más allá del cuerpo que todavía no está pensando en frío. 
La fotografía de la película se conforma muy bien con los colores de los vestuarios en colores tierra y celestes. Todo muy bien seleccionado. 
Por último, no veo la similitud con Historias de la vida conyugal de Bergman como leí en las críticas. Son películas que cuentan un tema similar pero distintos caminos. El film de Bergman maneja los silencios y la violencia es muy cruda. La pareja es una lucha en el ring sin parar, en cambio la de Baumbach bucea por los cimientos del amor entre las ruinas.
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Laura Dern & Kyle Maclachlan, 80's
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leanstooneside · 7 months
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Bearhug hold attack combination (PANOPTICON)
• Lucy Liu's elbow (missing)
• Tori Spelling's breast (swiped)
• Mena Suvari's eyelash (swiped)
• Amitabh Bachchan's lip (misplaced)
• Freddie Prinze, Jr.'s back (missing)
• Dennis Rodman's hand (broken)
• Kobe Bryant's knee (returned)
• Cat Deeley's finger (poker game)
• Brittany Snow's hair (abducted)
• Brad Paisley's thumb (embezzled)
• Dina Manzo's hip (abducted)
• James Patterson's lip (ripped off)
• Alyson Hannigan's eyebrow (taken by magpie)
• Stephanie Pratt's belly (poker game)
• Christie Brinkley's buttocks (stray)
• Emile Hirsch's hair (swiped)
• Kimora Lee Simmons's elbow (confiscated)
• Brad Goreski's lower leg (buried at sea)
• Joe Jonas's forehead (wandered off)
• Will Smith's wrist (stray)
• Eva Longoria's chin (sold)
• Paul McCartney's wrist (misappropriated)
• Kid Rock's chin (abducted)
• Barbara Walters's buttocks (traded)
• Lorde's buttocks (retained)
• Jennifer Aniston's chin (poker game)
• Jamie Campbell Bower's hair (filched)
• Sofía Vergara's leg (mislaid)
• Madonna's nostril (wandered off)
• Diddy's hip (gone)
• Eminem's forearm (exchanged)
• Ricki Lake's fist (mislaid)
• John Cusack's thumb (taken by magpie)
• Jesse Eisenberg's hip (exchanged)
• Amanda Seyfried's hair (buried at sea)
• Brooke Burke's nose (exchanged)
• Anne Hathaway's hair (taken by magpie)
• Laura Dern's breast (stolen)
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