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ellecdc · 8 days

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can i formally request something? (i have no idea if you take smut requests so please ignore me if not😭) a barty x reader smut where everyone already thinks they’re together so they’re like 🤔?? maybe they’re onto something

and maybe if they try to tell people (read regulus) they’re just like -_-¿ this is new

and well done on your exams!! i’m sure you aced them

hahaha omg this is so Barty and reader coded fr. thanks for your request (I hope I did it justice)

Barty Crouch Jr x afab fem!reader who has sex for the first sodding time, Evan

CW: smut - like straight up porn people, p in v intercourse, pussy slapping cuz apparently I'm a freak, soft choking, a slap in the face if you squint, 18+

This conversation had been going on for so long that you were truly fighting the urge to throw your head back and let out a guttural scream out of pure frustration.

But Barty never fought his urges.

“For fuck’s sake!” He screeched. “How many sodding times do you need me to say it: we - are - not - to - geth - er!” He shouted at Evan, emphasising each syllable with a stomp of his foot.

Evan smirked and shared a look with Dorcas before rolling his eyes.

“Sure. And what exactly is this?” He asked, gesturing with his book at your tangled forms.

Okay, so maybe you and Barty were physically affectionate with each other - but that didn’t mean anything.

“What?” Barty asked simply.

“The way you’re sitting, Junior.” Dorcas drawled in a bored tone.

You both looked at each other like you were only just now realising your proximity to each other.

You were positioned on the cushion of the sofa between Barty’s thighs with his arms wrapped around you and his hands weaselled under your shirt and tucked under your breasts.

What?

It was for warmth; he has terrible circulation, you know.

“We always sit like this.” You replied.

Evan scoffed. “You always sit like you’re one sneeze away from having his dick slip inside of you?”

“Okay, you know what?” Barty said, slipping his hands out from your shirt and patting your thighs to say ‘get up’, and standing up behind you. “I didn’t come here to be spoken to like this, least of all by someone who has his head shoved so far up his arse that he could check for tonsillitis.”

Evan shut his book he’d been pretending to read up until that point causing Barty to screech and shout at you to ‘save yourself’ as the two of you took off in the direction of his dorm room.

You were laughing and breathless by the time you made it into Barty’s room and he shut the door behind you, casting a locking charm for good measure should Evan come looking for retribution for the slander.

“Honestly, I think they’re just jealous.” You said breathlessly.

Barty nodded as he sucked in a few deep breaths himself. “I mean, it’s kind of sad he’s never had a best friend that he felt so comfortable with, you know?”

“Exactly!”

“And I don’t know why everyone has to make it so sexual. Do you have great tits? Sure. But that’s not why I put my hands on them!”

“Of course.” You agreed readily. “And I mean, are we two of the hottest people to walk these fucking halls? Of course we are -”

“Absolutely.”

“- but that doesn’t mean we’re shagging!”

“Right!” Barty said with finality as he finally sat down on the chair at his desk. “I don’t know why they have to make everything so weird.”

“Me either.” You groaned as you fell backwards onto Barty’s bed and stared up at the green velvet bed curtains draped over the four poster bed. “They’re probably just jealous.” You repeated. “I mean, we would make a really hot couple; I’d want to be with us too.”

“You know, that’s exactly what I was just thinking.” Barty agreed quickly. “And if we were having sex, they’d bloody know it. It would be hot.”

“Gods, it really would be, wouldn't it?”

“Without a doubt; I’m great in bed, and you’re great at everything.” Barty said simply, as if it were the most obvious thing in the world.

“You know what.” You said as you sat up to face Barty. “It would be hot. Great sex comes from trust-”

“Check.”

“- communication,”

“Check.”

“Familiarity,”

“Duh.”

“Confidence.”

“Obviously.”

“We’d be sodding lucky to be shagging each other!” You proclaimed.

“I agree!” He responded.

You both stared at each other; breathing slightly laboured having gotten yourselves so worked up pleading your cases (to no one, seeing as you were both clearly on the same page).

“Huh.” Barty said finally, giving your body a once over. “You know, maybe it is weird we haven’t fucked before.”

“Yeah.”

Your eyes met his green ones that held an intensity you’d not seen from him before.

“Y/N?”

“Yeah?”

“Do you wanna fuck?”

“Yeah.”

And like a flip had been switched, the two of you were launching yourselves at each other.

No time was spent savouring touches or testing waters. It was all teeth clashing, tongues dancing, heavy breathing, and tearing each other’s clothes off.

It felt somehow both forbidden and oh so right.

You’d truly never thought about Barty like this; you really were just that comfortable with one another.

But as you pulled his shirt over his head and started fussing with his belt, a fire roared to life inside you screaming we should have been doing this the whole bloody time.

You nearly tripped over the waistband of your trousers as Barty backed the two of you towards his bed where he sat on the edge.

You broke apart for air as he moved his sinful mouth down the expanse of your torso and took to marking up your breasts.

“Salazar they’re even better like this.” He murmured to himself before taking one of your nipples in his mouth whilst he pinched the other.

You ran your finger through his hair, an action you'd done many times before, but never like this.

You pulled at it roughly and brought his lips back to yours as you pushed him to lay back on his bed so you could straddle him.

“Merlin, Y/N. No foreplay?” He chuckled breathlessly as you gave his cock a few strokes and whispered a lubrication charm.

“Next time.” You sighed as you lined him up with your entrance and slowly sank down onto his cock, causing the two of you to moan in unison.

“Next time, huh?” Barty teased as he smoothed his hands up and down your sides, allowing the two of you to adjust to the feeling of one another before you experimentally rolled your hips.

“What? Don’t you want to fuck me, Junior?” You taunted right back.

Barty thrusted his hips up roughly into yours, causing you to cry out and place your hands on his shoulders to stabilise yourself. “I think it’s very obvious I want to fuck you.”

“Yeah?” You whispered, bringing your mouth back to his and biting gently on his bottom lip.

“Yeah.”

You breathed a laugh out through your nose before you bit down harder.

“Then fuck me.”

And before you could tell which way was up, Barty had flipped the two of you over so he now hovered over top of you and had his hand wrapped around your neck.

“You want to be fucked, doll?” He groaned as he hooked one of your legs around his hip allowing himself that much deeper in you.

If there was one thing you could thank the fucked up breeding habits of Purebloods for, it was apparently the size of their cocks.

“You want me to ruin you?” He continued as he added more pressure to your throat, still grinding into your now sopping cunt. “Make sure no other wizard is ever good enough for you?”

Your entire body felt like it was on fire; the feeling when you’re sitting on the poolside in the sun after a swim; the beads of water only make the sun’s rays feel that much warmer against your skin.

“Oi.” He demanded, giving your cheek a chastising tap. “You gonna be good for me?” He asked more seriously this time.

His beautiful green eyes were nearly fully eclipsed by his pupils as he continued moving in and out of you with what you realised now was a very controlled pace. But you were eager to see where he’d go from here.

“I’ll be good.”

“Yeah?”

“Yes.”

“Tell me.” He ordered.

“I’ll be good.”

“What was that?”

“I’ll be good, Barty.” You whined, pulling at his arms in an attempt to bring him closer.

“Who are you going to be good for?”

“You.”

“Yeah?”

You hummed in agreement as he hiked up your other leg and wrapped it around his hip.

“Tell me.”

“I’ll be good for you! Promise. I’ll be so good for you, please.”

Barty chuckled and let out a taunting cooing sound as he fell to his elbows and brought his face to yours.

“There’s no need to beg, sweets.”

And just like that, he was pulling away from you again.

Suddenly, his hands were on your hips and he lifted them into the air, holding them there as he began slamming into you.

“Gonna be so fucking good for me, aren’t you angel?” He grunted.

You scrunched your eyes shut at the feeling of his throbbing cock pounding into you; adjusting his angle every few thrusts in search of something.

“I bet you’re a fucking screamer, huh? You always got so much to say babygirl; don’t go quiet on me now.”

His fingers dug further into the fat of your hips as he adjusted his grip on you, causing you to let out an embarrassing keening sound.

Apparently that was close, but not quite what Barty had been looking for.

“Close. How about we try…”

And he pulled out of you completely before landing a hard smack against your pussy, forcing a surprised scream to tear from your throat.

“There’s the pretty sounds I was looking for.” He celebrated, rubbing placating circles on your clit before repositioning himself and sinking back into you. “Think you can keep that up for me, Princess?”

“Yes!” You cried quickly, grabbing helplessly at the bedding as he once again lifted your hips up into the air, finding that sweet spot inside you that he’d been in search of before his interruption.

He knew he found his mark when you let out another strangled sob.

“Alright pretty girl, there we go, huh? Does that feel good?”

You were babbling affirmatives nonsensically as he groaned at the sensation of your walls clenching around him; yesses and pleases spilling from your lips.

“Fuck you feel so good.”

“Please Barty.” You cried, reaching a hand up to his wrist.

He let your hips fall to the bed as he brought one thumb to your clit and his other hand took yours in his.

“What is it, princess? Hm?”

“Please.” You whined, and it sounded pathetic even in your own ears in your current state.

But Barty only tsked and pulled two of your fingers into his mouth which he began to suck.

You could feel the tension building in your core as he quickened his pace with his thumb and his hips before letting your fingers go with a pop.

“I’ll take care of your princess, you know that. When have I ever let you down?”

Never.

“Never.”

He smiled triumphantly down at you; and though his mouth was cocky, his eyes were sincere.

“Exactly. I’m not about to start now, yeah?”

And suddenly his thumb was gone from your clit, your ankles were thrown over his shoulders and he was leaning his weight against the backs of your thighs as he began thrusting into you with an air of desperation.

“Atta girl; so good, huh? S’good.” He grunted as his thrusts became somewhat sloppy. “S’fuckin’ good for me. Perfect for me, aren’t you?”

“Yes! Yes, yes, yes.” You chanted with each thrust of his hips. “Please, oh gods, please, please Barty.”

“I know, I know.” He grunted, clearly as close to teetering over some sort of edge as you were. “I know, I feel it. You’re alright, yeah? Go on, sweets; I’ve got you.”

And his hands were holding onto your thighs for dear life and he was kissing at your knee like even that silly little part of you was something worthy of worship, and he did have you and he never let you down and he wasn’t going to start now and you saw stars as you finally fell over the edge.

The room fell quiet as Barty locked his lips on yours, and you realised you’d been screaming.

His hips stuttered as he thrust into you once, twice, three times more before he followed you over the edge; letting your legs fall from his shoulders as he fell to his elbows on top of you and the two of you fought to catch your breath.

In complete contrast to the Barty who was only moments ago pounding mercilessly into you, he started placing, slow, lingering, gentle kisses over your face as his thumbs rubbed idly at your temples.

He pressed a kiss to your neck, your jaw, the tip of your nose, over your eyelids, your forehead, your ear.

You knew Barty could have a soft side, but you never imagined it so tender.

“I knew you’d be a screamer.” He whispered, breaking you out of the serene moment and surprising a bark of laughter from you, which caused both of you to groan in discomfort before Barty slowly pulled out of you.

“Stay here, princess.” He instructed as he walked away from the bed and returned a few moments later with a warm cloth and one of his (read: your favourite of his) t-shirts.

You watched him carefully as he cleaned you up - and once again, what probably should have felt awkward or embarrassing felt nothing but natural as he doted on you.

“Can you sit up?” He asked; not one hint of condescension in his tone as he held the neckhole of his shirt open for you to slip your head into.

As it poked through, he pressed a kiss to your lips before helping to thread your arms in.

“Is it safe to assume we’ll be doing that again?” You asked with a smirk, causing him to scoff dramatically.

“We’ll be doing that the rest of our lives if I have anything to say about it.”

After a shower and a change into comfies, the two of you returned to the common room, and though Dorcas was long gone, Evan could be found where the two of you had left him, now in the company of Regulus.

“Well boys.” Barty sang dramatically as he swung his legs over the back of the sofa and landed on the seat with a bounce. “We just fucked.”

You rolled your eyes at his blatant goading as you sat beside him.

“Yeah? And I had potions today; so what?” Regulus muttered without looking up from his novel.

“What do you mean so what? This was the first time!” Barty argued.

“This is new.” You insisted severely.

“You know, I always knew Barty was a liar; but I expected better from you, Y/N.”

Your mouth dropped open as Regulus and Evan stood up and walked away from the seating area.

What you didn’t see as they walked towards the Slytherin dungeons was Regulus passing Evan five Galleons for their bet on who could convince the two of you to finally get over your “just friends” bit.

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abybweisse · 2 months

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Ch210, Spoiler page and thoughts

The title page has been leaked already; I've seen it elsewhere here as well as on Discord. It's almost everything I was hoping for this chapter, represented in one image.

There are some things to point out, and I was hoping to post some thoughts before I'd even seen this spoiler, because my thoughts were already pondering a possible situation like this: that the chapter focuses on Finny going berserk... perhaps in ways we've never witnessed before.

I was also hoping we'd get the new reaper confronting Doll, but I really don't know if he will.

But back to Finny. In the cover art, you will see that there's a lot of blood on him and his clothes, but I don't think it's his own blood. His eyes suggest he's in berserker mode. I suspect we might finally get a better glimpse of what it was like the day he escaped from the drug facility. Previously, I'd wondered whether Sebastian had killed the staff and just skipped over the one remaining test subject -- either he lives or he doesn't. But since we now have a situation where Finny has to force his way out of another locked down facility -- and this time he's also trying to save friends and other children, something he couldn't do last time -- we might get scenes that look like a reenactment of that drug facility escape.

In ch209, we see Finny running off, away from Snake but also towards the approaching staff. We know he will have to fight them, and it might be mostly empty-handed. This is no problem for him, especially when he's in a frenzy. He might grab and throw whatever he can, but this time it might be more about crushing people with his hands, as he might have done at the drug facility. This fighting style could look more like Sebastian crushing the heads/bodies of bizarre dolls on the ship... but with less-graceful movements.

Scenario: He gets through the staff that have entered the underground lair, then anyone in the way upstairs, in the barn. Then he's back outside. Is he going to head to the main building to attempt to save the other kids, or will he only be able to focus on himself and the four top students? Either way, at some point he's going past a brick wall when lights shine on him, and that's what we see in the cover art. It might be a flashlight/torch, but it could also be a spotlight from a sniper tower. The top students did warn him before that the fences were reinforced, and that guards were stationed at lookout posts to shoot down attempting escapees.

When he was at the drug facility, he was being kept in a cellar of some kind, and it looks like it was designed so the kids couldn't easily climb out, but he somehow did, perhaps by jumping and grabbing hold of the rim of the hatch. Or maybe he somehow climbed up whatever grips he could reach. It seems he killed the man sent to shoot him and dumped his body down into the cellar. Here, Finny might actually climb up one of those lookout towers, kill the guards, and toss them down to the ground. Or he kills them -- maybe one -- merely by tossing them down.

This sort of action could allow Yana-san to give us glimpses of the previous escape in parallel to the escape scene now. Panels next to each other or even split panels, showing then and now, as it all unfolds. A bit like when he envisioned old scenes of the drug facility exam rooms and surgical equipment as he and the others looked around and found Ginny's body and the dissection table. But this time it might be like an onslaught of comparison images, representing the jumble of memories and current moments in Finny's head, as this all happens.

And we might even see him literally tear down the fencing. 🤔

Thoughts?

Oh, and FYI. Today is the Ides of March... and Snake's birthday (though in-universe it's Dec 9th)....

#black butler #kuroshitsuji #ch210 #black butler spoilers #kuro spoilers #kuroshitsuji spoilers #spoilers #finny #finnian #fol orphanage #orphanage #title art #title page #observation #thoughts #mar 15 2024 #ides of march

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broccoliboix5peepeeman · 1 year

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Considering it's bakagou birthday let's give him more suffering :), so reamber when shoto and bakagou were saving a human from the villain and bakagou said above the lines of'GO TAKE YOUR SUICIDE SOMEWHERE ELSE!" And then when they got home they clebrated they got there license exam ( I think) it really made me upset that we're just gonna forget that bakagou told someone to take there suicide somewhere else,so I have this thought what if shoto called bakagou out on this In front of class 1A + midorya and how everyone would react to it? 🤔

(It wouldn't be the first time he got a free pass to suicide-bait someone 🍸🐸) I mean... what a great way to celebrate XD

Shoto didn't hear it initially. He was too busy taking care of the villain, but when he saw the footage of their fight afterwards, played in the class 1A common room, he couldn't help but flinch slightly.

'If you're going to commit suicide, do it somewhere else.'

The harsh voice of his classmate rung through the speakers, and Shoto felt conflicted: on the one hand, he'd just saved two people - he was being a hero - but on the other, it was an awful thing to say, even if he hadn't meant it.

Shoto pulled his lips into a thin line. It wasn't long ago that he, himself, was in a dark place - with a lingering voice inside his head that wondered "what if?" - not knowing if anyone would care if he was gone, other than his bastard old man.

The latter thought was what used to upset him the most.

'Why did you say that to her?' He found himself asking. On the screen, he was about to use his fire, garnering the attention of his classmates. He raised his voice. 'Bakugou, why did you say that?'

'Hah?' The aforementioned craned his neck back to look at him from where he was perched on the sofa with Kirishima and Sero. 'Say what, you bastard?'

'Why did you tell that girl to commit suicide somewhere else?'

The room fell eerily quiet, save for the video still playing. Shoto was aware that people were looking at him, but he focused on those crimson eyes that narrowed carefully; white teeth clenched together and he bristled.

'Because I meant it.' Bakugou finally answered. 'She deliberately put herself in danger by being an idiot, which meant I had to save her instead of killing that bastard villain!'

'It was pretty irresponsible of her.' Yaoyorozu spoke up hesitantly. 'But maybe you could've chosen your wording better.'

A few other comments circulated around the class, which prickled Bakugou even more.

'You can't just say stuff like that.'

'Why am I even surprised?'

'It's not very heroic.'

'Or manly.'

'Fuck off, all of you!' He finally snapped. 'I can say what I damn well want!'

'I wouldn't worry, guys.' Midoriya was quick to try and placate the situation, waving his hands in front of him as he took his place at Shoto's side. 'Kacchan says this kind of stuff all the time. He doesn't mean it.'

Shoto expected Bakugou to bite back - scream that he didn't need a damn Deku to defend him - but instead, the blonde simply regarded his rival carefully. That was enough for suspicion to form.

'Midoriya... what do you mean, "all the time"?' He glanced between his two friends. 'He's said this before?'

'You heard the damn nerd! It's just part of my lexicon!' Bakugou snarled. 'Mind your business for once!'

'"Lexicon."' Mineta echoed mockingly.

'Shut your face.'

The pieces fell together. Shoto wasn't an idiot - his classmates liked to call him an airhead, but that didn't mean he was stupid. He knew Bakugou treated Midoriya like shit - until now, he'd remained silent out of respect for Midoriya's wishes - but he couldn't maintain that now. He wanted to know what was going on, and from what (admittedly) little he knew of Midoriya's past, he could hazard a guess.

'You've told Midoriya to kill himself before, haven't you?'

A beat passed, then another; everyone waited for the verdict, but Bakugou’s silence was answer enough. That was then punctuated by Midoriya quickly bolting from the room, a muttered excuse about needing the toilet on his lips.

Shoto watched his friend go - guilty that he'd obviously upset him - then whipped his head back around.

'You're a bastard, Bakugou.' He spoke coldly, clenching his fists. 'I hope you never have to experience someone treating you that way. No one deserves that... but also... fuck you.'

With one last glare, Shoto turned on his heel and strode after Midoriya.

[Part two coming tomorrow]

#i need sleep #tododeku #todoroki shoto #midoriya izuku #anti bakugou #anti bakudeku #izushou #dekutodo #todoizu #todomido #tw suicide baiting #tw: suicidal thoughts #tw: past bullying

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lovely-oh-so-lovelyyui · 1 year

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What are your thoughts on ships like Ruki x Yui x Ayato or Yuma x Shuu x Yui?

I'm a fucking whore omds I love it. I want people. In love. AHHHH I think they have great dynamics to be explored 🤔

I don't say that lightly either I know a good love triangle is worth all the hype even if it isn't my favourite trope if done correctly, but personally, I think a lot of people forget the fact that if love triangles bring out another side of the character and show the type of love between them… this can be applied towards all three people in the relationship.

For example, Ruki and Yui are both very responsible, traditional and sensible as a couple, they work hard on the streets and do it fucking filthy in the sheets.

They have a quiet kind of love that blossoms with intent and care on the first day of spring. It's a pale little bud but the sprout is strong and when it flourishes it's like the moon in its gentle beauty.

Yui dances along to their old radio and Ruki hums whilst they make dinner together, they make tea and sit down on opposite sides of the table getting their work done individually even though under the table their legs are intertwined, they go out on long walks with content silence and go to sleep together putting their individual books on their bedside table and they wake up together and she does his tie and he does the buckle on her Mary Jane's and slides his hands up her stockings and grips her thigh in a promise for tonight and they kiss each other goodbye for the day as they toddle off to work.

Then you have Ayato and Yui the high school sweethearts, she’s top of her classes (if her life source isn’t being drained out of her), she has a ten-year plan, a colour-coded journal, she volunteers and does two artistic extracurriculars. He’s getting called out of class at least once a week but it’s only Monday, he’s asleep in half his lessons, he crams half of his curriculum in the corridor right before his exam, he doesn’t know what he’s going to do but he has 70p, an expired condom and the ego of the devil.

They dance around each other, staring at each other in lessons and looking away when the other turns towards them with the tips of their ears red, they brush their pinkies at first then they’re missing classes for quickies in the bathroom or storage closets, she drags him to classes and he studies with the deal every question he does correctly he gets a kiss.

She has all her firsts with him and he knows all his lasts will be with her, he cries over the notebook when she makes him watch it, they do facemasks together and get matching PJs. They go to prom and get fast food at two am giving each other gummy rings as promise rings. He makes her playlists and spraypaints her initials onto his skateboards, he wears her hair ties on his wrist. She writes him love notes and doodles Yui Sakamaki into her notebooks, he’s the backdrop of her laptop, and he’s made his way into her 10-year plan and even if it all doesn’t go according to the plan she has a feeling it’ll play out.

Ayato and Ruki hate each other, they snap at each other, pull each other’s collars and hate fuck. They make crass jokes and make slutty innuendos but they end up at the same bar sharing drinks in a quiet agreement, slivers of their past escaping their lips and floating away with the wind. Their vengeful trysts soften over time, as Ruki brushes the back of Ayato’s tailbone as he gets ready to leave, trying to sneak past each other’s brothers stops being a priority as Yuma and Ayato start getting in fraternal fights and Reiji even deigns Ruki the option of browsing through his books after an intense conversation over Socrates and Aristotle. They’re stupid as hell but also most definitely skirting around each other but also very prideful and possessive.

But like then if you combine them it’s mind-blowing.

Because then you have dates where they’re stargazing and Ayato gives his letterman jacket to Yui as they’re laid down in the back of his truck but then Ruki has to give his coat to Ayato so he stops whining and both of them cuddle Ruki so he doesn’t get cold ( he is ill the next day) When they’re cooking dinner Ayato is there in charge of the playlist, but he thinks their songs are too sappy so he starts playing Nicki Minaj and the only way to persuade him is feeding him and having him taste test as they cook - he also most definitely is forced to do the dishes. They get caught by Ruki trying to have their corridor trysts and he takes his job as the hall monitor very seriously so he punishes them by making Yui give him head and Ayato can’t do anything but watch. They show up to Yui’s Christmas church sermon and snort at each other’s remarks but are very supportive of Yui’s speech, when shopping ayato gets into the cart and Ruki pushes it whilst yui grabs what they need, ayato sleeps between them because he’s a chronic small spoon.

Ruki and Yui stay up till 1 am watching true crime only for ayato to drag them to bed, Yui does their skincare and they help braid her hair before bed, ayato refuses to read before bed so now they have his Gameboy clicking as background and when they wake up and Yui ties Ruki’s tie and he buckles her mary jane’s Ayato’s there behind her grabbing her ass on the way out as she gives him a little forehead peck. But to get back at him Ruki smacks his ass which causes Ayato to grab his tie and it’s all tension leaning in real close before they kiss and everyone goes about their way.

Their brothers are exhausted at blatant affection at monthly dinners but it’s just so…anyways.

They’re all giggly, competitive, and a little drunk on love.

Obviously, this all applies to Yui, Shu and Yuma so let me know if you would like to hear my spewl about them too.

#diabolik lovers #diahell #yui komori #ayato sakamaki #ruki mukami #anime #dl headcanons #diabolik lovers yui #diabolik lovers headcanon #diaboliklovers #diabolik lovers fanfiction

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bigmack2go · 2 months

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Since i made tjis tag i thought i might as well add onto it already so uh yeah… again: feel free to use this to explain the internet to ur parents

Emoji guide!!

💀: is like a way to laugh. Specially like a „bruh“ or „no she/he/they/you did not“, „i cant believe he/she/they/you did this“ or „there is no way they/you/she/he did this!“. Do not use this if someone died please!

😭: also a laugh. Dont ask. People use it differently but many people use it specifically when they are jokingly complaining or whining about something. Also when something is unbelievable and/or like a wheezing „what?!“ or „seriously?!“

🥺: we usually mock ppl w this saying they’re pick me (fishing for compliments)

🤠: i hate my life right now

😃😀: those are like a frozen smile and show that u highly dislike smt

🙂: im about to strangle someone and beat the shit out of them. When you need to take a deeo breath to keep cool

🙃: either mocking pedoph!les lt trying to creep someone out or saying that someone is creepy

😆: hAHa YoUrE So FuNnY (hint: youre not funny)

😁: ironically saying „look what I’ve accomplished“

🥹: is the version of „🥺“ that we actually use

🥲: can be „beautiful“ *wipes tear from eye* or like the office glance at the camera.

😇: i do not in fact have very good intentions

☺️: im gonna kill u. Kind of a „you did what now?!“ when u try to keep calm

😊: im so not okay right now and i hate my life or being proud in a bragging way

😉: make fun of pedoph!les

😌: uh-huh thats right. Im great (and u suck). OR „good girl“ yk?? Or being proud

😗: also a frozen smile kinda thing

😋: hehe mischievous

😝: mocking old ppl

🤪: ironic way of mocking pick me girls (aka girls that are fishing for compliments)

🤨: „thats what she said…“

🧐: „do you realise what youre saying??“

🤓: making a mocking voice

😎: mikedrop

🥸: are you aware that u sound like an idiot rn

🤩: IM GONNA BE A DOCTOR OR LAWYER OR SMT (i didn’t fail my maths exam for once)

😣😖: u gonna cry?/ go cry about it

😫: our generation is weird and has to make everything moaning. Sry but this is moaning.

😩: „OH COME ON!“

🤯: are you telling me you didn’t know this yet?

🥵: moking hot situations or saying „that was close“

🥶: „YOU GOT ROASTED“

😶‍🌫️: wasn me

😱: are you telling me u didn’t know this?

🤗: im so happy for u (i hate you and i don’t think u deserve shit and it’s not fair that i have smt i want. Fuck u)

🤭: you think im frightened of u?

🤔: ironic way to say „i wonder why“

🤫: i did smt haha

🤥: i did smt not-so-haha

🫠: „that was so embarrassing“ discompfot or blush or a way of showing a crush. Some people use it as that thing where j get rly angry and try to cover it up and then your eye starts twitching

🤥: haha wasn me (it totally was me and we all know it)

🫥: no ones laughing

😐😑: i cant w u

🫨: more ironic version of „🥶“

🤤: i want that

🙄😴: waiting

😮‍💨: why r u such an idiot? And why did god choose me to handle it?

😵- oh— (swallowing a laugh)

🥴: w h a t

🤢: exxeragating way to make fun of ppl

🤑: gimme gimme

🤡: u/i sound like an idiot. Also way to mock creeps

👹👺: when u make your voice all bellowish and/or come of creepy and weord

👽: he/she/they sounds like an idiot. Are they dumb? Or „girl—?“

👾: stop talking. Ur annoying and also no ones buying ur shit

✌️: often used ironically

🤌🏼: *cheffkiss*

🫰🏼🤏🏻: teeny weeny

🫴🏻: y tho

☝🏼: mhm (pretending to be an authority figure, usually in a lightly mocking way)

🖐️: oft used in combo w „😭“ to say „can i live??“

👁️👄👁️: heh

✍️: noted OR im writing u in my death note

🦶: stfu or what ur saying makes no sense

🫦: mockingly sexual

👣: ur onto smt

👀: „woOHP“ *swallows a laugh*, he said what?, offensive sideeye, looking forward to smt OR i may or me not be plning smt (im absolutely planning smt) aka what i says has double meaning

🗣️: no one wants to hear your bullshit

👼: opposite as 😇

💆: this isnt a massage. This is me desperatly holding my demples and taking deep breaths so i dont kill anyone

💅: fab. Its also kind of slang/ hidden way to say „gay“ and do the handflick thingy. At least it used to be idk

🧑‍🦯: ur not making any sense

🧍‍♀️: someone spunds like an idiot or idk what to do w myself/ this sotuation

🕴️: you are about to break into dancing

🕺💃: vibing w music

🎩/🎓: used to be like „ha look how smart i am because of tjis one thing i got right“ in a nonserious way but no one rly uses it anymore

💍: marry me (obv) but like in an easy way. You had a good idea and im flashed by it so im exerragating your genious so much i want to marry u. Thats just an example obv

👑: u dropped this

🦄: delulu

✨: to make a word fancy like precenting a banner u put one of these at the beginning and end of the word/phrase/sentence. This can br sarcastic or serious. In quarantine many people used this as general quote unquote marks

🌚🌝: hehe

🔥: pften used by bro-pal-guy-jocks to push a post by comenting

#parebt guides tag #leave my typos alone please!!

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houseofbrat · 3 months

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I have a theory. Bear with me.

What if - what if - the whole kate being ill is just a lie and a distraction ? And really, Kate's been put on notice and she's with her family, who are suspiciously dead silent through all this, and the sickness story is just cover for William to debut as a single man. Something is very, very odd and off about this whole thing.

He just allowed pics of him and a woman getting cozy at the last event he did and he announced eartshot I'm Capetown without saying if he or kate would be able to attend. I have a feeling he'll be attending solo.

Doesn't it make sense? They could have all made a deal behind closed door on how to roll out the divorce narrative in a way that makes it gradual and let's the public get used to seeing the single dad with other women? 😮

And in return Kate gets a lot of control over the kids (other than the boarding school issue), lots of money to keep her comfortable and of course, bailing out her parents!

And this explains why kate wasn't at last year's earth shot (the story about George having exams is ridiculous) because they need to separate her from earthshot, it needs to be associated with william alone and lead us to the sexy (barf) single young (not) dad phase of his life, complete with lots of news stories about new romances to keep the press happy.

I could be out to lunch, but I don't think I am. 🤔

Here's what I agree with you on:

Kensington Palace isn't being honest about Kate and is engaging in deception. A deception that will harm both Will & Kate but will unquestionably hurt Kate more. And Kate didn't attend Earthshot in Singapore due to George's exams.

Here's what I don't agree with you on:

1. William having an affair. Having affairs is always a risky thing to do when you're married, regardless of fame, wealth, or royalty. William is not a huge risk taker, and certainly not in his personal life. He is a boring dude, who got the reputation for being a "catch" because he was good looking and a royal. That's it. 2. I haven't seen any pictures of William being "cozy" at the Air Ambulance Charity banquet, but I doubt they're that exciting. Also, if William was actually having an affair, Fleet Street would have posted some anecdote to support that insinuation by now. They haven't. Because he's not having one and isn't likely to in the near future. 3. I'm not sure whether or not William (or William along with Kate) will be going to Capetown for Earthshot. Earthshot has usually been held in November, which is eight to nine months away. What I do know is that it was the most lackluster location announcement I have seen regarding the Earthshot Prize to date. It literally looks like a slapdash announcement made to fit a deadline. You know, a situation where a homework assignment is due, but you aren't going to be turning in your best work, yet you turn something in anyway because it's better than getting a zero. That's what this announcement looked like. And the real question is: Why? Why make this kind of announcement on a Friday, which is pr dumping ground? Why did they not make this announcement next week on Monday or Tuesday, where they could also release more information, such as the dates of Earthshot Week? And also drum up more interest and excitement? Last year Singapore wasn't announced until 14 May, after the coronation. Why announce so early this year? It makes no sense.

So, yes, I have no doubt there are weird shenanigans going on at the Kensington Palace communication office and Adelaide Cottage. Kate is allegedly still so ill that William could only do a whopping two engagements this week, yet she is well enough to travel to Anmer Hall at Sandringham, whether it is by car or helicopter. Priorities.

However, William cannot even have his press office confirm that he can do his regularly scheduled engagements this month or in the future after he gets back from another vacation to Sandringham. He has done a whopping three engagements for the year. Meanwhile, King Charles--who has cancer and is receiving cancer treatments--will be back in London next week for some face-to-face meetings.

But we're not supposed to side-eye The Prince & Princess of Wales because if we do then we're just jelly haterz.

Even though all of the UK press knows that the way Will & Kate are conducting themselves is completely abnormal.

But, hey, if Will & Kate want a war with the UK press, then they'll get one. Never pick a fight with the press because the press lives for them, particularly in the UK.

Will & Kate shouldn't have violated certain agreements, but they did. And breaking an agreement with the UK press is like violating an armistice agreement, i.e. a declaration of war.

"They've broken the armistice."

youtube

And there isn't going to be a special place for Kate to jump to in order to get out of this one. No trip to Mustique will fix this.

Can't wait to watch it from the US of A.

#ask #my gif #lies lies lies #scandal!#ESCANDALO!!!#Prince & Princess OWN GOALS #kate middleton #Catherine The Princess of Wales #William The Terrible #William The Prince of Wales #prince william #british royal family #rumors...conjecture #Earthshot Prize #pr fail #twitter #Richard Palmer #fleet street #2024: Year of the Wood Dragon

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vote-gaara · 6 months

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I wonder about Gaara being strategically genius????? What do you think? 🤔

Oh, he absolutely is!

I think he would be hard pressed not to be due to how observant he is....A good portion of his victories - strategies aside - have been due to him simply observing, remembering and utilizing a small detail of his opponent.

For example:

During the chunin exams, when Gaara switched himself with a sand clone in his fight against Lee.

During his fight with Kimimaru, Gaara noticed that his opponent was clearly dying from some form of illness and kind just ran the clock out on him. This may not be that apparent at first glance, but Gaara and Kimimaru did this "rock, paper, scissors" match over who had the strongest structure. Which, when I first saw that, I was like "THIS IS SO STUPID" like why does Kimimaru not simply run around Shukaku's shield???? Why is Gaara not going on the offensive?! Yeah...That was cause it was a pissing match. Gaara knew Kimimaru was a goner so he just was wasting time....(Also apparent cause Gaara just sunk him down to hell. Didn't even kill him, he was just like "down you go.")

When Gaara confronted Sasuke at the Kage summit, he noticed that Sasuke's defense was nearly impenetrable, but that there was hope in getting through it by attacking at the user's feet (later during his fight with Madara, Gaara mentions this).

Against the 2nd Mizukage, Gaara quickly figured out how to slow down and then stop that imp thing by noticing the stages the imp went through during attack cycles.

When fighting against Madara (after Tsunade revived him and he was able to join the real Naruto on the final battlefield) Gaara just like....Inserted sand into Madara's body and started to control him like some kinda morbid puppet. Which isn't really a strategy that's really that smart when you look at it, but more of a "hail mary, I'm gonna see if I can pull this off" type thing. Cause really, you CANNOT TELL ME that Gaara had ever tried that before in any other battle but that one. Clearly Gaara was grasping at straws and just trying anything at that point, which is why it's going on this list, because the boy is innovative. He's always figuring out new ways to use his sand when catch and crush just ain't cutting it.

So yeah, I think he is a pretty big genius in the strategy department simply based on his god-like observation abilities.

And in fact, most of the time he loses his battles it's because he wasn't in a position to be as observant as he normally would've been. Say for example, during the Chunin exams when he fights both Sasuke and Naruto, he's just lashing out and not really taking the battle seriously. Then again in his battle with Deidara, Gaara tried to size up his opponent but ultimately lost because; one, he was outwitted (poor Gaara) and two, he was distracted by protecting his village.

Even in his fight against Madara along with the other Kage, Gaara shows exceptional attention to detail DESPITE LITERALLY FIGHTING FOR LIKE 24 HOURS AT THAT POINT; he notices and protects Mei from getting the full attack from Madara's clones before ultimately getting blasted off into the stratosphere himself, where he lands next to Mei and they have a lovely, light, brunch conversation about how fucked thems truly are (obviously I'm being facetious but still really funny the little aside they both had and Madara's clones don't even take advantage of them in that moment, they just see Gaa and Mei are having this lil convo and they're like "yeah, that's allowed").

#gaara #kazekage #naruto

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acefaun · 11 months

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Can you please write a comfort fic where mc is stressed about her exam, which is in two months. Please write it from Tauxolouve's( did i spell his name right?) pov. I am new to this fandom and thankfully there are many fics, but i want one specifically from you. You don't need to write it now, please take your time. Thank you.

Tauxolouve~ Exam

Synopsis: You’ve been so focused on studying for this exam of yours that it takes a little coaxing from Lou to realize that you need to start focusing a bit more on yourself as well. So don’t worry, Lou’s going to help make sure you have nothing to stress over.

✨Masterlist✨ Female goldfish!

A/n: Welcome to the fandom, beloved! 🥰 I hope you enjoy your stay! You're more impressive than me for a newcomer, you got his name completely right! When I started in this fandom I stuck with calling him Lou. Not to mention a few of the other gods also had to put up with my horrifying attempts at spelling their names. And I wasn't sure if you meant his POV as in Lou’s 1st person POV or just his perspective in the 3rd person, so I settled with his 3rd person perspective. 🤔 I haven't played around with POV too much with the gods so I hope this is alright.

–Word Count: 3,163–

Your room was quiet, the only noise was the sound of your feet pattering back and forth across the floor. It was some time after lunch, a meal you skipped in order to go over your study materials. There was quite a bit you had to look at from the last school year and you realized—quite apprehensive—that it was a lot of material, more than you anticipated.

This was it, you needed to formulate a plan of attack. You had more than enough time to create a good strategy. Well… You felt like there was enough time, but two months would go by like nothing! It felt like just yesterday you had started school and yet here you were about to cram nearly a whole year's worth of studying into two months. It was time to get serious!

***

Tauxolouve hummed as he watched you sitting across from him. It was typical for him to ask to join you for a meal, if only to spend extra time together before he either had to return to work or you had school. So, he took you out today to have a cute lunch at a picnic table under a tree. Only… you were too preoccupied to comment on his choice of a date spot. In fact, rather than looking at him, your eyes were glued to a familiar book that seemed to have been following you for the past few weeks.

Originally, he hadn't noticed the book or two that you carried around with you, but it was hard not to notice your lack of attention. Your eager voice met his ears less and less as you placed your focus on these books. He wondered how entertaining they must have been. Well, he only had to reach over and snatch it from you to ascertain its contents, but he wasn’t that cruel.

Instead, while you were busy fixing your meal, he took the opportunity to ask you a question while you were—he assumed—listening. “So, what kind of book has stolen my lovely lady’s attention this time?”

You hummed quietly, and he thought you hadn’t heard him for a moment as you hesitated to answer. But your mind was clearly just elsewhere as you finally replied, “It’s just a school book. I have to study for a test. It’s not too interesting, so I won’t bother you with what it’s about.” It was a simple yet blunt answer. It didn't provide Lou with much to comment on, but he wanted to try and strike up a conversation with you while you had the time.

“A test,” he repeated in question, his eyes flickering over to your books to try and grasp what the test could have been on. “Well, based on how hard you’ve been studying, I think you’ll pass with flying colors. I noticed you’ve been studying diligently the past few weeks. Is your exam soon?”

“I’ve got,” you paused, and Tauxolouve watched your eyebrows furrow as you wracked your brain for an exam date. “I’ve got about five weeks left.” You hummed, your nose scrunching up—which Lou thought would have been cute if you weren’t so clearly frustrated with something. Though, he didn’t speak up. He waited patiently for you to spill your woes to him, which you did not a moment later. “Only five weeks? There’s no way that’s enough time! I thought I planned better than this to get through all the material… I didn’t realize there was so little time to study.”

“Love,” he called out to you, trying to ease your panic. He wasn’t entirely sure what he could do to help, but at the very least, he was there for you. “Hey, what’s the matter? Isn’t five weeks plenty to familiarize yourself with the material?”

“No,” you whined. “I need to master the material in five weeks, not just know what it’s about. But it’s not just these books, I need to search more.” Your eyes scanned frantically over the two books that you had on the table, making Lou wonder what you could have been searching for now. But he figured if there was anything you needed, you would ask him—your loving and most caring boyfriend. “I’ve gone over those already as well as the previous books… Right, so I have a few more to go and then I can start…” You trailed off, leaving Lou in the dark about your study methods.

He hummed, offering quietly, “I could always-”

“I’m sorry, Lou,” you suddenly apologized, surprising him and leaving him confused. As far as he was aware, there was no need for you to be apologizing to him. Well, you interrupted him, but that was no problem. You’d done him no wrong. But still, you looked guilty as you packed your books into your bag. “I have to go back to the library. There’s no way I can wait to study this. The sooner I get the information in my head, the easier this exam will be.”

Of course, you always cared so much about your studies and Lou admired your dedication. Even as you rushed to leave your date with him, he couldn’t fault you for prioritizing something above him when he so-often had to prioritize his Wishes work over you. So, he offered you a smile, and helped you gather the few materials you had on the table. “Please, don’t worry about it. I don’t need you to stress about me when you’re clearly already worried about these exams. I’ll just have to plan an even better date for next time. I’ll always be here to support you. Do you want me to go to the library with you?”

The slight wince on your face told him that the answer was no long before you uttered a second apology, “Sorry… Well… It’s not that I don’t want you to come, but… I think you know what I mean when I say I’d probably be too distracted by you if you followed me to the library.”

A quiet chuckle left his lips, but he wasn’t offended by your rejection. In fact, he more than understood what you were saying. “Of course. It’s for the same reason Karno prefers that I don’t bring you along when I have a pile of wishes to grant, I suspect. I wouldn’t want to get in the way of your studying and we can always spend all the time we want together after you’ve gotten through your work.”

The smile that spread across your face was something that made all of his efforts worth it, even if your time together was short today. The way you put your bag down on the bench to hug him was just a plus as you wished him farewell. “Thanks for understanding, Lou. I’ll definitely have to treat you to a date once all of this studying is behind me.”

“I think that’s the other way around,” he mused as he snuggled you closer to his chest. “I’ll have to reward you for doing your best. I’m really proud of you, (Name). I love how you give everything your all.”

You hummed, nudging his chin with your head. “I love you too, Louie.”

“Well,” he added fairly dramatically, making you look up at him with those precious, curious eyes of yours. “Since you love me so much, and I love you so much… Surely you wouldn’t mind if you at least finished your meal before running off to the library?” Seeing the way you faltered, he quickly explained his reasonings. “I don’t mean to keep you, but I’m only looking out for your health. I want you to eat something before you get lost in your books for hours on end. So… can you at least have this one meal for me?”

You sighed, but he grinned. He knew he had already won with the face you were making. There was no way you would deny him when his reasoning was so pure and well-intentioned. “Fine… But only because you asked nicely.” Of course it was only because he asked nicely. After all, he’s Lou. He only ever asks nicely.

***

Maybe… Maybe he should have tried to make that request a little differently before he let you go off to complete your study mission. It seemed his request for you to have that one meal with him was taken literally. From what he could tell, all you’d been doing since then was eating small snacks here and there; you were completely disregarding your health and it was making him worry.

He thought you might’ve asked for help if you were having trouble with your studies, but you didn’t seem to be doing that either. Well, he hadn’t been getting any new wishes from you in the reflection pool. He would know, he checked it very frequently as a way of checking in on you without showing up and distracting you.

To be fair… it had only been a few days since you requested a break with him to focus on school. It was concerning how quickly you deteriorated on your own with nothing to make you smile or laugh. Even your few showers were filled with youtube videos of what you were studying.

He pursed his lips as he watched you turn over in your bed once more. You were even losing sleep over this stupid test of yours. Usually he respected your decisions and let you take these challenges head-on. But this time… he couldn’t obey you. He just had to step in; it was for your own good.

Your reaction was sure to be one of surprise, but he kept reminding himself why he was doing this as he connected your room to the mansion’s door, walking through. He was only doing this to help you. Though, he knew you had the ability to be stubborn. Lou would just have to show that he could be stubborn too. He wasn’t going to leave your presence until he was sure you were taking care of yourself in addition to your studying. He’d be your personal life coach and tutor if he had to; he wasn’t going to let you suffer alone.

Closing the door softly behind him, he walked forward in the quiet room, pausing at the foot of your bed. His determined expression softened as he gazed upon you. You were so perfect to him, even when you were sleeping. The only thing that distracted him was how uncomfortable you looked. The blanket was only half-way on the bed; it was barely covering you! It was as if you tossed and turned so much that you’d just completely discarded your object of comfort.

Quietly, he picked up the fallen end of the blanket, only flinching back when he heard a shriek. Bolting up from where he was crouched, he noticed that you were now upright in bed, your wide eyes glued onto him. “L- Lou?! You nearly gave me a heart attack! Why are you creeping on the floor of my room? I thought you were some kind of boogie monster. I thought I was having a bad nightmare…”

“Your blanket fell,” he answered as though it were obvious as to why he was on your floor. But then again, he did enter your home without permission and that had to have been the reason you were screaming. Gently, he placed it back on the bed with you, making sure it was in a position where it wouldn’t fall off again. “Sorry… I know that’s not a reason for me to be in your room at this time of night. Truthfully,” he hesitated. “I was worried about you. So, I was checking up on you through the reflection pool and I’ve decided to help you.”

You blinked, and for a moment he thought you were just dazed by what time of night it was. But that wasn’t the case. “Help?” The singular word was voiced in confusion. You tilted your head as he sat beside you on the bed. He was determined to be there for you and help you through this, but it didn’t seem like you were understanding him or what he was there to do. “Help me with what?”

For one, he was there to help make sure your blanket didn’t end up completely on the floor, leaving you cold in the night. But more than that… “You’re having trouble with your studies. If you weren’t, then you’d have time to eat actual meals and take full relaxing baths. You don’t have time to enjoy yourself—even when you’re sleeping you seem completely restless.”

“Oh,” the vowel left your lips as you rubbed your tired eyes. Lou felt bad for having interrupted your sleep, but he was desperate to be by your side through this struggle. He wasn’t going to let you suffer alone. Sighing quietly, you muttered, “I’m okay… It’s only going to last a few more weeks. What’d I tell you…” You trailed off. “Five weeks? A month?”

Reaching his hand out, he carefully passed his fingers through your messy bed hair, doing his best to soothe it out. “It doesn’t matter how long it takes. If it takes us five weeks or more, I’m going to be here, taking care of you and helping you learn what you need to know for this exam.”

Now, your eyes were open again, the same as they were when you first caught sight of the intruder in your home. You gazed at him with a tired weariness. “But you have work… You can’t just drop that to help me. I promise I can get everything done on my own. And… And if you’re here because you’re worried about me passing, I promise I will! I’m studying really hard. I have a study plan. I know everything I need to have memorized before the exam–”

“(Name),” he interrupted you with a kind smile, leaning closer to you to completely take in your attention. “You might be able to memorize what you need to know. But I’m here to help you do more than memorize useless things. I’m going to help you understand what you’re studying. Understanding something is much easier than memorizing hundreds of notes, don’t you think?” His kind smiles always made you relax.

He could see the worries in your eyes fading. Though, he couldn’t tell if you were feeling relieved by his promises or if you were simply tired. Still, if he wanted you to put your complete faith in him, then he was going to need to know what you needed to know for this exam. After all, it would be pretty embarrassing to make such a bold claim and then not be able to help you at all with your studying.

A content sigh left your lips and he was surprised when you grabbed his hand that was previously trailing through your tangled hair. He didn’t resist as you pulled him down beside you as if he were your own personal stuffed animal. Well, he deserved as much for causing you to nearly have a heart attack…

Your fingers gently caressed his hand as you said quietly, “Thank you… I was determined to do everything on my own at first, but… your idea sounds better than mine. Plus,” you paused. “I like the idea of spending time with you. It’s only been a few days, but I miss having you around. I think that was only adding to my stress.” You glanced up at him, shyly meeting his gaze. “I don’t think I could’ve lasted a whole month like this.”

He gently smiled, relaxing on the bed beside you, resting his head on the shared pillow. “You lasted longer than I did, if that makes you feel better. I did come barging into your room late at night…” He trailed off, but he didn’t really feel bad for having invited himself into your room. In fact, your acceptance of him made him feel glad that he made the choice to show up. “I’ll always be here if you need me—even if you turn me away because you think you don’t need me. We’ll get through every single challenge together.” With his free hand, Tauxolouve reached up, his fingers gently caressing your cheek. You were always so soft to him—it made him happy to have you so close.

He was going to keep you close and he was going to make sure stress couldn’t creep up on you again. He was sure most of your worries stemmed from this exam and that as soon as it was over, you’d be back to your usual happy self. But until then, he’d have to do his best and be your sword and shield. Tauxolouve would make sure you understood everything you needed to know, even if he had to go to Huedhaut for explanations on what the heck you were learning.

Other than that little bump in the road, ensuring you were eating, sleeping, and taking care of yourself properly were easy tasks. Well, he considered them easy, but that’s because those were all things he could easily do along with you. Even if you didn’t have time for any fun leisure activities, his main goal was to make sure you were happy while reaching your goals. Overall, it sounded like a perfect plan that would suit the both of you. Humming quietly to himself, he nuzzled closer to you, his smile brushing lightly against your skin. You were his darling to care for and love.

#star crossed myth #department of wishes #my asks #zodiac gods #scm tauxolouve #star crossed myth fanfic #voltage fanfiction

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depressedhatakekakashi · 2 months

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With Mist Gai!!! There's an opportunity for him and Kakashi to meet under peaceful terms! Even after the scroll incident!

The Chuunin exams! If Gai has raised a strong enough team (which is why he was abducted anyways! To spread the 8 gates and improve The Mist village powet!) He could have had some baby Chuunins he's excited to let lose in Konoha. Maybe they're not super evil either, because they fed off his good vibes and he has taught them a morality that couldn't fully be taken out of him (like he's more cut throat but there's still lessons Dai imprinted on his heart that his head could not erase)... and Kakashi just...stalking him this entire time.

Maybe one or more of his kids gets to finals... so he has to pick to either help out the Sand/ Sound in this impromptu attack... or decide "I'm here not just for my kids but for a diplomatic mission. If Konoha is to fall it won't fall on the Mist's watch today. I'm going to help you." And he still teams up with Kakashi to help.

Kakashi being back to back with Gai and feeling ALL the nostalgia.

(Also does Gai wear blue in this? Blue tracksuit or did Mei be like "YOU. MUST. LEARN. TO. BE STYLISH."

"Yes Mrs. Kaze!"

Mei: *Feel depressed because she's not married yet!!!*

Ohhh…

By that point the Mist could take the risk of Gai being seen because it’s pretty clear where his loyalty’s lay (he has def talked to someone, probably Mei. Gonna give her some love her. About the Konoha shinobi who approached him so she knows that while Gai may have… questions, his loyalty is pretty clear)

Ohhh could this be a hint of where the sand and Konoha start to bond after the attack, but Mist and Konoha do it as well. Except where Suna reaches out a hand of friendship because of Naruto, The Mist does it because of Kakashi 🤔🤔🤔 thoughts for later

Anyways!

Loving the idea of Gai convincing Mei to let him enter his students into the chunin exam’s being held in Konoha both so he can see how other villages are doing and to kind of get out there

He wants to test his kids, and keeping them in the mist feels sort of limiting.

But i also want one of Gai’s kids Vs one of Team seven 🤔🤔🤔 that would be so fun. Perhaps Kiba faces a mist kid and Naruto faces a mist kid? Kiba still loses but it’s actually a super tough fight (that does not include him getting farted at) and Naruto win’s but just barely and Gai is DAMN IMPRESSED.

Like he was bot expecting any of his kids to lose, and does Kakashi look smug!? That rude little bastard it is ON!

However, i’m also kind of thinking of Lee and ‘Team Gai’ and how they don’t have the same Sensei so maybe Tenten’s still searching for her path or just getting on it. Meanwhile Lee is… no where near the shinobi we see in Canon. He’s struggling a lot more and is going starty eyed when he see’s these mist kids on the field using mainly taijutsu moves

(Mist/Konoha agreement for Lee to train with Gai? Hmmm might have to figure that one out)

But also, i think Gai would choose to fight with Kakashi mostly to protect his students (who are all unconscious in the genjutsu). He has no loyalty to Suna or Orochimaru, and while taking Konoha out would be beneficial to the mist it could also prove detrimental to the mist to have Orochimaru and Suna with that kind of success.

Him and Mei might fight about his choice later, but he chooses to fight alongside Kakashi to protect the village and more importantly his students.

For Kakashi it’s a moment of nostalgia

For Gai it’s just doing what he must to protect his students

#Mist Gai au

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maybege · 18 days

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Hi, May! How are you?

Maybe I’ve just lost my sense of time but it feels like forever since I last messaged you! And so many things have happened since then.

I’ve almost finished my last term paper from last semester! But it’s just taking some time still because I keep hanging out with my friends and family instead of writing 😅🙈

I’ve also started the new semester and I genuinely love all of my classes this semester! And work is finally going more smoothly again, too, now that the stress of exam and writing season is starting to wear off ☺️

And I’m still going to therapy and it’s genuinely so great?! Sometimes I wonder why I didn’t start doing this sooner cause damn it’s nice. I still remember seeing your therapy posts and thinking “maybe this isn’t actually scary 🤔” and damn I’m glad I’m tried it. Now I just gotta figure out how to get my health insurance to pay for it/pay me back. Which is annoying cause bureaucracy is just always such a unnecessarily difficult thing!

I’ve also started to finally figure out what to wear to the eras tour and I’m excited to see if my idea works out ☺️☺️

Also: my thoughts about that new paz fic are still going to be coming! But I’ve been so busy with stuff that I didn’t have time to sit down and properly write out my thoughts yet 😅 but I’m sure it’s gonna be great cause your writing is always amazing 🧡

So yeah, that was a lot. But how are you doing? Is anything happening that you’re excited about/looking forward too?

Hello my dear! How awesome to see you in my inbox 🥺

There is nothing better, imo, than that transition from exam/termpaper season into a fresh new semester where these burdens do not yet exist. And even better that all of your courses are the right choice for you, that is so cool!!!

And I am sure that term paper will be finished quicker than you think but sometimes you just gotta take that extra social time and that is something to rarely regret 🥰

Also I am so happy that therapy is going well for you! I remember how nervous and kinda scared (?) I was when I first started it but now that I am done with it, it is amazing to look back and see how much it helped me. 🥺 Though I certainly do not envy you when it comes to dealing with the insurance - pressing my thumbs for you that it all goes well and smoothly and you get reimbursed for these very important costs!

OHH I AM SO JEALOUS YOU ALREADY GOT THAT FIGURED OUT!!! I still have no idea!! I know that I am very (very very very) lucky to get to see it 2x and I have a *slight* idea for one of the nights but other than that, time is passing and I have less and less ideas lol Because I know it will be summer and warm and the way we get there is also up in the air so the outfit not only has to be stylish but also very comfortably for a variety of settings 💀

And take your time reading the Paz fic cause I am certainly taking my time writing it lol There is a lot going on socially atm which I am kind of excited about but I am also exhausted from social interactions and would like to take 5 business days off society and just hide in my apartment and write. Other than that, I am very well! I hope you have a lovely weekend!

#may answers #check ins with sarah

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saigawrites · 1 year

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Title : Genshin characters as highschool students part 2.

Some things I forgot to mention in the first part😭.

Warnings : Mentions of vaping.

Characters : Jean, Lisa, Ayato, Ayaka, Yoimiya, Thoma, Amber, Heizou, Mona.

Tags : crack, fluff, general headcanons

Scaramouche absolutely violates the dress code, sees no point in it and always fights with whoever tries to scold him for it.

Venti either does follow the rules, or doesn't care about them at all.

Kazuha follows them but can wear a sweater/hoodie over the shirt sometimes.

Jean is the strict school patroll worker, the one who goes to every classroom to check on students outside look, if they have fake nails, makeup, or wear something out of the uniform rules. Scolds the students, but tries not to do it harshly, as she still cares about them🥺. Would never ever write someone to the list of consistent "bad" students,(yes we have those) unless it is something very serious.

Lisa is Jean's sly and more kind follower, who doesn't scold students nor follow the rules herself. She would literally violate all of the rules, but get nothing told in her address because of her status. The one that the students admire and call iconic.

Amber is the girl who confidently submits herself as the school president, wins all the hearts of the school and confidently wins. She is the really active school president who always tries to add something new and fun to those boring passing by school weeks. Like a no backpack day, or a themed party, she will always try her best to make education fun and cool for the students. Also the one you can always come to if you need help, or want to confess something. She will always support you.<3

Ayaka and Yoimiya are the two very popular bestfriends, both having connections and relationships with all the hype in the school. Yoimiya is that type of friend to always seek adventures and journeys and drag Ayaka along with her😭. Ayaka is comfortable with it, but just sometimes Yoimiya can be too much... The popular kids that are not mean and would always go out of their way if you need help. Yoimiya doesn't follow the dress code perfectly, but she tries, believe me. Ayaka follows it religiously, she would rather get in trouble with Yoimiya than to get scolded for the dress code.

I can see Ayato as two types of people. First, the more serious helper of the president, or second, a Math teacher that everyone has a crush on, even if sometimes he can be an asshole... Like you know those types of teachers that are nice, but strict at the same time? He's one of those. He teaches well, and communicates with his students well, but can and WILL demand excellent grades. The one to always scare you with talking about the upcoming tests and exams, saying that he will not help you during them. Though on the same tests won't take your phone away, or bat an eye when you try to look up the formula in the book or on your notes. Huh, where were your words about not helping us, Mr. Ayato?🤔.

Heizou is the drama expert, the journalist of your school that always asks too much questions. Hangs out with Venti in the bathrooms, vapes and one of those vapers who can't live without their flavoured air at least for 1 minute😟. Bro trades the single taste that he has with the whole school, really be oversharing that bacteria🤢. That one student who is always too interested in your private life, the wrong one giving you the right attention😭. Heizou spontaneously violates the rules of the dress code, wearing a hoodie above the shirt from some cool ass brand just to flex in the school.

Mona is that one astrology girl who always tries to advertise her tarot readings just to earn some money. The one who can never buy anything in the cafeteria, and always asks if she can take a bite from your food. Takes the biggest bites anyone has ever seen, literally eating half of that small ass food you bought💀. The girl that never goes to PE, somehow goes loose with Childe and always wants to play volleyball with someone.

Thoma is either a kind cafeteria worker or the friendly technician. The one to have special bonds with certain students and always greet them. The type of cafeteria worker that if you beg enough and complain enough can get you free water or even some food, but will get scolded by his colleagues if he gets caught. Would actually listen to your menu recommendations and cooking advice seriously, he would always try to upgrade his cooking quality just for you.

Phew, this was a lot. Some of them are quite short, and I'm sorry for that!! I'm literally writing this at night, so I'm kinda tired and maybe uninspired😩. I think a little bit of them might be too OOC, but pls bear with me!!!

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hughungrybear · 6 months

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Me watching Dangerous Romance Ep 12 (FINALE):

We're tying loose ends! I'm really excited to see my GuyNava ship sailing even if it is just one episode 😭😭😭😭 Also, Name and Saifah would probably switch places as Saifah's name will be cleared and Name will have to go to jail for (the much-deserved) shooting of Big Boss.

1. No connection to the plot whatsoever but I just realised, we never did get a ViewJune moment 😭😭😭 I thought this series would at least give us a glimpse of what is to come considering they are being paired in upcoming (much-awaited!) GMMTV GL series, 23.5. 😔😔😔

2. Kang, that gag was already sold by Pat (and bought by Pran) when the BBS production crew decided to have Pat shot and hospitalised ON CHRISTMAS EVE. Yes, I still have not forgotten nor forgiven 😂.

3. Oooh. Guy is walking without crutches! My dude, looks like your 'shooting star' is highly effective in making wishes come true. 🤭🤭🤭

4. Name, you stupid dumbass. Saifah should have just betrayed you from the get-go. I am still not above skinning you alive. 🤬

5. Ngl, I teared up with that conversation between Kang and his Dad. Also, that embrace between brothers, Sailom and Saifah 🥹🥹🥹 And then all was lost when I saw that big-assed tarpaulin welcoming Sailom back that Kang posted on the school grounds 😂😂😂😂

6. Saifah and Name. I wonder if they will ever be able to get their dream of travelling together (preferably to the US) and live the "fast and furious" life. 😔 Also 'best buds'??? BEST BUDS??? ARE WE QUEER-BAITING NOW, PAPANG?

7. Oh, look at Guy. He is playing again 😊 Nava must be proud. Also, considering they used to goad Guy into fighting them, the way Max was ready to throw hands at the player who tripped Guy in the field is just 🤌. The gangs have fully merged.

8. Dad, what are you doing outside? Why are you not sitting with the audience? 😅

9. The fvck is that? I don't remember reviewing that much material to get into uni 😂😂😂 The bulk of those review materials looked like they are studying for licensure exams or something (in my home country, majority of STEM graduates need to take an appropriate licensure exam. Otherwise, you will never be qualified to do the work that you have spent 4 to 5 years studying for. Even with internships - no licence, not qualified).

10. Max and Auto, you know there is such a thing as FaceTime, right? 😂😂😂

11. Pimfah, my spirit animal and fellow GuyNava shipper 😂😂😂

12. Really? All we get are just bits and pieces of ViewJune? We have no choice but to take it, right? I'll just imagine the lesbians will be thriving in the UK 😭😭😭😭

13. I want a MarcPawin series with a lovely, no-mess storyline (looking at you, My Gear and Your Gown. It didn't help that GMMTV also did them dirty with the time slot and the promotion of MGYG). I NEED GMMTV TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT 😭😭😭😭

14. Oh, look at that. Sailom is officially part of the family 😊

15. Okay, but why is Kang making the speech? I thought speeches are reserved for those who graduated with highest honours. 🤔🤔🤔 <after 5 seconds> Ah, of course. Sponsor's son. At least, he's more than aware and accepting now 😅

16. Really? You need to do a PSA of your dating life, Kang? WTH. 😂😂😂😂 and yes, we need the sudden (and completely unnecessary) rain to showcase the windmill umbrella. Gotta promote the merch, eh? 😅

17. Ooof. From Teacher Nubdao to P'Nubdao. We're getting close, Pimfah 😅😅😅

18. Max, you are rich enough to buy a selfie or vlogger stick. So why the ever loving fvck are you using your hand/arm to hold that phone? More importantly, why are you not equipped with the right camera for vlogging? 😅😅😅😅

19. What kind of p*rn play is this end credit scene??? 😂😂😂

Overall, I think this is an okay series. Of course, I might have been a bit misled by the trailer thinking that Sailom's family's debt forced him to sell himself (to prostitution) and Kang is gangster/mafia who comes to save him 😅, which could have perfectly explain the series title. Instead, we got minimal hints of danger all throughout the series. 😅😅 Still, I must thank this series for bringing MarcPawin back 😭😭😭 Now, to get GMMTV to have them cast as main for another BL series...😅😅😅

#dangerous romance the series #dangerous romance #dangerous romance final ep #dangerous romance ep 12 #kanghansailom #kang x sailom #perthchimon #perth tanapon #chimon wachirawit #marcpawin #marc pahun #win pawin

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prometheanglory · 1 year

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Heyo! hru you today Vy??? Hope you're having a wonderful day today! If it's possible for you (skip this is you want). . . I'm curious, all the dorms have some lore abt the figures the dorm is based off of, so maybe some snibbts abt what stories in Stagrove revolve around the hunter Man??? Also, how does the dorm do leader succession??? Thank you for your time! :< - Anon

I LOST THIS ASK IN MY INBOX AND FORGOT ABT IT UNTIL NOW…. but :-) here we go

i kind of intend for the Huntsman to be more like a character of american-esque folklore than true concrete historical figure for Stagrove and their adjacent homelands !!

kind of like… a johnny appleseed or paul bunyan kind of deal….a grand figure of myth that no one actually believes Existed but his figure kind of encompasses some kind of value or has a quick explanation for something that happened?

in the case of the Huntsman, he acts as a bit of an explanation for how the mountains came to be so habitable. how he scared off the beasts of the woodlands so that other people could live there?

the figure of the huntsman has always been meant to be faceless 🤔 in the sense that anyone could be seen in the huntsman, but even then…. no matter where he went, you could always tell he was there? a man of great presence, bigger than his own body that could make the air vibrate or make forests crumble in a night. no matter where he went, he’d always find a way to make the land bend and give. he’s a clever one, with traps and hounds at his beck and call — a weapon on his back that leaves craters in the ground, and a strength that makes even the noblest creature falter 🧍 something like that

i feel like most of the stories are through hearsay and spread by tongue so everyone knows a slightly different version!! he’s certainly not responsible for their living establishments or civil lives or anything — the legend rly is just, more of a tall tale based around an era rather than an actual historical moment/figure.

ALSO. i can’t remember if i ever gave a statement on this before 😭 so redact it if i did. but what i’d like to think of is that it is a very rigorous process (that’s unfortunately annual and mandatory 🤡) that can’t rly be muscled or sped through.

like at stagrove’s core is the resilience of the huntsman, but surrounding that would be…. his craftiness, resourcefulness, his endurance, etc… everything that lets him push on longer for a greater promise of a reward?

environment test: how well do you understand and or know the abiotic and biotic factors of your current surroundings; consists of two exams, one on paper and another one on the field.

physical test: students' physical health and performance stats that have been documented throughout the year are looked over; dorm members are expected to undergo a physical exam to ensure the present-health of the candidates as well. this exam is the lengthiest portion of the selection process and consists of: an endurance run, distanced run, push-up test, pull-up test, three climbing tests, and more.

safety test: tests how well students know the rules and regulations of stagrove’s environment and dormitory — includes a smaller series of practical exams (and a written exam) to gauge their knowledge.

craft test: the most notorious part of the exam… students are asked to construct and enchant a prototype for a ‘tool’ — it is evaluated on the grounds of practicality and efficiency. whether or not the tool is meant for ‘individual’ use or for ‘community’ use, there are two categories and will be tested separately on the field. items that are counted as ‘individual’ are new wands or weapons, jackets, harnesses, etc. items considered ‘community’ are infrastructure-related such as bridges, buildings, lighting, etc.

points will be tallied (some areas will have more ‘weight’ to their grades) and the top 15 individuals will be voted on for the title of dorm and vice dorm.

the remaining 13 will become part of a specialized ‘officer’ category in stagrove that holds some authoritative privilege; they are capable of organizing new plans for construction, teams, schedules, etc… however it has to be voted on with the dorm heads and the officers to be put into work.

#stagrove #twst #twst oc #twisute oc #answers #I HOPE THIS ANSWERS SOME QUESTIONS….

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lover, you should’ve come over , send me a description of yourself + a fandom and gender preference, and i’ll ship you with a character

for f1/f2 please;

ok so,

im 18, she/her and straight. im south east asian but went to boarding school in the uk. im 5'4, tan skin , black hair and eyes. I support mercedes and mclaren (mostly, i also support max which is very easy to do since he wins always lmao, and i love the ferrari boys too). I'm studying law college, specifically criminal law. f1 content and weekends are always the highlight of my week. i play tennis and volleyball (as a hobby). im the oldest (girl) in my family (technically) but i have 3 older half brothers and a younger sister. im going to the sg grandprix this weekend which im so so excited about! my fav szn is autumn, and summer. im both an introvert and an extrovert but it depends who im around. my fav shows are brooklyn 99, gilmore girls and friends (kinda basic ik), because i love the warmth they give me. fav holiday is halloween but i hate finding stuff to dress up as. i want to get a rottweiler and a huskey but i dont think im super capable of having pets rn :(. but yeah thats it! congrats on 1k and ty!

i ship you with charles leclerc!

— ok first of all charles x lawyer!s/o is THE PAIRING omg it makes so much sense to me !! also charles x student!s/o but especially law (maybe i’m biased bc i’m also studying law or maybe not shshsh 🤭) there’s something about charles and a kind of academic s/o that just feels so right, even better with an s/o in the social sciences. i’m not entirely sure why, maybe it’s just the vibes 🤷‍♀️ but charles will definitely help you study. he’ll be so dedicated about it too, bringing your flashcards everywhere, helping you memorise details of past cases that you need to know for your exams. i think he’ll even start to learn them himself because he helps you so often, and if you’re like just talking generally about a specific case he’ll come out with something from your revision out of the blue 🤭 it’s so cute because he’ll look super proud of himself afterwards when you look all surprised that he remembers 🥹

— also, charles with an s/o who plays tennis is JUMPING OUT AT ME RN like i can picture it so vividly. he himself is pretty terrible at tennis (i mean let’s be honest the man has no hand eye coordination 😭) but he’s so enthusiastic about playing with you (definitely not because he loves seeing you in a tennis skirt 😏😏). even if he gets absolutely annihilated, he still loves it because he gets to spend even more time with you doing something that you love 🥹

— i get the feeling he’d be really close with your family too, i mean let’s face it, charles is just a family guy in general and everyone loves him, almost to the point that you start to think that your family love him more than you 🫣 ooh another thing that’s jumping out at me is x mercedes!s/o 😏😏 it’s weird i feel like law, tennis and mercedes all give the same vibes in this context 🤔 anyway, count on him playing up the team rivalry at every chance he gets, even if it’s just a joke. because he’s so competitive about it you make a point of supporting mercedes and mclaren even more, but you do secretly root for him in his races 😉 you’re the first person he looks for after a good result, and you’re always there to celebrate with him 🥹

— omg i’ve never actually seen gilmore girls, but my best friend is a huge fan and you’re giving off the exact vibes that i can imagine with charles it’s crazyy 🤭 i can picture you guys binge watching every season. even though charles complains at first, he definitely ends up getting super invested (and maybe even watches a couple of episodes without you in secret 🤫) you guys are like the cold, crisp autumn, matching knitted jumper kind of couple if that makes sense ?? i’m picturing hot chocolate by the fire, also couples outfits at halloween if you decide to go out !! or if you want something a bit more lowkey, a cozy night in on the sofa watching scary movies (charles definitely uses it as an excuse to cuddle you argue with the wall idc) basically just everything i want, you guys are as a couple 🥹

#🪷 — rose’s 1k celebration!#charles leclerc #anon ask #formula 1

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