#like woah omg nice name good taste :)
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hey im the owner of the m-Seq “photo-frier” account, you reblogged the dumb thotticus post recently and a few of your followers responded to your tags in shock. because i, personally, also go by Cyan online, i was very confused and worried for a few seconds reading several comments in my feed going “CYAN WHAT THE FUCK” and “cyan is this real???”. had me freaking out. i thought to share this with you because id figure you’d find it funny. thanks for listening and glad i helped inspire leaftree or whatever you were saying
HELP ME GOD . SO FUCKING SORRY TO SCARE YOU
#ask#number 1 favorite way ive ever found someone else whos named cyan now i think actually#like woah omg nice name good taste :)#sorry you had to see my stupid tags about my gay scifi OCs by theway.
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ok i might go on a rant here, but i love love LOVE your art omg.
i absolutely adore the way you color and shade. your drawings honestly feel like a drawing in a sketchbook where ur like "hm maybe i should add markers/colored pencil to this" AND THEN THE DRAWING TURNS OUT LOOKING MAJESTIC. the way you draw is so round, which 1) makes your drawings look SO CUTE and 2) makes it feel like your drawings would squeak like those dog toys (which is good!! your art evokes positive emotions!!!!)
not to mention your amazing taste in fandoms??? prsk AND mcyt (specifically hermitcraft, life smp, and qsmp) AND ducktales???? AND AMPHIBIA????? ok i might have been stalking ur account but it's honestly hard not to WHEN YOUR ART IS SO COOL
both your doodles and your polished drawings look STUNNING and it's like woah how did you do that??? /pos your doodles give that cozy colored pencil vibe that i kinda mentioned earlier. and again, THE WAY THAT YOU COLOR AURAFEUKSHGJK. your art makes me want to violently explode (in a good way). your doodles are like if marshmallows were turned into drawings and then mixed with an awful amount of love and those round stars that u would doodle on the free space of homework
and then your polished drawings are also so amazing. they're so vibrant, and they're like when you go to daiso or some stationery store and you find this pen that you fall in love with and do all of your drawings with (i'm using a LOT of similes to describe your art but i promise it's in the best way possible). and i love love how you do backgrounds, whether they're simple or not. like this akito drawing was just so cute and it felt like a pack of stickers exploded onto your drawing (again, similes but they're meant in the best way possible). and can i just say that i LOVE the use of screentones in that drawing and also the way that you drew akito's name in the corner. it just scratches my brain in such a good way. also that grian dtiys oh my god???? the background. the shading. the coloring. the line art. THE SHADING. i love it so so so much
i only brought up two of your drawings specifically, but each of your drawings that i've seen have made me feel all warm inside until I MELT AND EXPLODE EVERYWHERE /pos i absolutely adore your art style and all of your art and i'm really sorry if this whole thing was overwhelming but i just have so many words for your art, and i mean each and every word wholeheartedly. keep up the great work because you're doing FABULOUS
btw your pinned post said that drawing requests are open, so if you can/want to, can you draw tsukasa from prsk? thank you :)
this is so???? sncbdjfhebfb????? /pos this is making me SO happy thank you so much!!! genuinely!!!!! dont even worry about going on a rant every single word of this made me tear up a bit because of how nice it is :((((
thank u for taking ur time to pick apart my art and for all ur kind words abt it! i say this so much but it means the world to me when someone tells me they appreciate what i create 🥹 esp noticing all the details makes me feel very happy that someone notices all the things i like to add to my art! it really inspires me to keep drawing more :D
sorry i migjt be repeating things pahah im overwhelmed in the best way possible!!!! thank u!!! sm!!! shakes u back and forth!!! im gonna be thinking abt this and smiling for the next month omgjfjg
in response to the tsukasa drawing request, ofc ill draw him for ya :D since this post is getting a little long ill post it right after this ask and link it here! once again, thank you so much for the kind message <3 :]
(here it is!!)
#YIOUUUU GUYSSSS ARE TOO NICE TO MEEEEE 😭😭😭😭#CRYING#feeling driven motivated RAHHH IM GONNA GO FILL UP 10 SKETCHBOOKS#asks#rambles
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I posted 19,126 times in 2022
That's 4,359 more posts than 2021!
51 posts created (0%)
19,075 posts reblogged (100%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
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@jelly-pies
@ironghostie
@wouldthehill
@an-odd-idea
I tagged 461 of my posts in 2022
#ask - 10 posts
#asks - 9 posts
#slay - 3 posts
#<3 - 3 posts
#percy jackson - 3 posts
#!!! - 2 posts
#i dont want him to think its not in a bro way and i dont even know how much physical contact we have even had but. like. yearning dude. - 2 posts
#nice - 2 posts
#the 1 by taylor swift - 2 posts
#i have three windows open at all times - 2 posts
Longest Tag: 139 characters
#friendly reminder that space junk in orbit that is more than 10 cm in width (i think) can do incredible domino effect-like damage. and this
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
TAYLOR SWIFT WROTE MASTERMIND ABOUT ANNABETH CHASE
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#4
JUST READ UR BIO WHEN WAS UR BIRTHDAY???????
OMG SLAY!! MY BIRTHDAY IS 6TH OF SEPTEMBER AND SINCE IM AUSTRALIAN THAT MEANS ITS 6/9 😎😎😎😎😎😎
9 notes - Posted October 20, 2022
#3
neurotypical friends do not understand
26 notes - Posted May 1, 2022
#2
woah woah woah! i might delete this a bit later cause i think im gonna work on it some more tomorrow but. still reeling over that fact i made this.
[ID: two similar glass cups of tea next to each other. the one on the left is a reference photograph for a painting on the left. the reference has a big leaf in the cup and a simple background whereas the left does not have either. the painting has two hearts above it, one brownish-pink and the other green.]
26 notes - Posted June 10, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
ten songs i love by different artists
omg thank you @existentialvoidofexistence for tagging me!! i was very close to reblogging your post just to be an asshole but you're lucky <3
Stand Tall from Julie and the Phantoms
I could listen to this song a million times and i would literally never stop going absolutely bonkers at it. I love it so so much dude i need to rewatch jatp
2. Hate Myself by dodie
just. such a good song. i struggled to pick a dodie song because i love all of them so much but this was the first to come to mind
3. Bad Reputation by Joan Jett
This is such a headbanger and i have been listening to it recently bc my band might do a cover of it which will be fun. i dont know if i can sing like joan jett though
4. That's Not My Name by The Ting Tings
i have no idea how i even found out about this song but it goes so hard .
5. Madison by Orla Gartland
madison is my proof to my irls that i listened to orla gartland before heartstopper because when i was writing my english creative piece i had it stuck in my head so i named the two characters madison and orla.
6. Waiting in the Wings from Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure
legit have not even seen this show. i just watched this animatic on youtube and i have been hooked on it ever since. it just makes me Feel Things.
7. Real Gone by Sheryl Crow
the song from cars. my brother has watched cars so much out loud that i have grown to love this song. my teacher also saw me listening to it once and got excited that i also liked sheryl crow
8. My Tennessee Mountain Home by Dolly Parton
omg showing off that broad music taste. country music gets so much slander and for what. i love this song so much.
9. 1985 by Bo Burnham
slaps.
10. Bright Lights Bigger City/Magic from Pitch Perfect
i am obsessed with pitch perfect. it is so misogynistic and so feminist at the same time.
honestly though. these are just the most recent songs ive listened to lol!
no pressure tags for some mutuals and some people i see in my notes quite often:
@yaznomarbles @woweejoeyrichter @wands-n-lillies @ironghostie @guyhusbands @franken-pigeon @hillerska-official @fluencca @an-odd-idea @wouldthehill @whyare-youlooking
@insanitysmiles @comradebacterium @auaddict @bluedragonbaby @coffeeflavoredtears525600 @cowboy-lesbian @darkarfs @murkat @brorphine @repetitive-tautology
jeez that was a lot more tags than i thought i would do but. yeah. do it or dont do it
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matt eating you out when you're horny during your pregnancy (when you're like 3-4 months pregnant) bc he doesn't want to poke the baby while fucking you
DAMN WHORE HOURS ACTIVATED
16+!
Pregnancy sex sounds soooo 🥰 OMG AND ESPECIALLY BC YOURE LIKE SO ANGRY AND PISSED OF DURING PREGNANCY. the hormones are not holding back.
You are always snapping at people and wanting to punch a wall. And the angry crying 😭 felt that so hard.
But Matt is awesome and he supports you even when you yell at him sometimes and cry uncontrollably. Omg but during month like 3 your emotions get so bad… Matt genuinely thinks you’re gonna burst. And then Foggy suggests sex and Matt’s like
“I could poke the baby”
😭😭 HELP
and foggy is like “bruh. You wont. But if you’re that worried, oral is always good.”
And Matt then debates and is like “mmmm okay…”
He’s actually really excited bc you two have had sex, but like it’s very rarely (which he doesn’t care bc you’re literally growing a child inside of you. Like if you don’t want to have sex then he’s okay with it) BUT he also does research and finds out it can help with your anger and stuff so then he starts his plan
You’re watching tv and Matt comes home from work. Man is so kidding you notice him grinning from ear to ear. You’re like “what are you up to?”
Matt ignored your questions and asks how your day is and makes you dinner and you’re kinda surprised? Like Matt’s a good husband ofc but it seems as though he’s trying extra hard
Once you two are in bed that’s when Matt starts mission make your stress go away
It’s safe to say you’re in a good mood too — for once. (Jk lmao). He’s cuddling you and he starts to slip his hand up your thigh. And you immediately know what’s happening
“Matt no,” you say. “You sure? We haven’t even started?” Matt asked
And omg you’re next words make Matt feel so bad 😭 “I know I haven’t really been in the mood lately and I’m sorry. Pregnancy sucks and I feel so tired and bloated all the time. I don’t think I can do anything —”
And he’s like “WOAH WOAH WOAH who said anything abt you doing something?”
And youre like “I dunno I just feel bad I guess.”
He gives you a reassuring smile and starts to kiss you. He trails down to your neck before speaking again.
“I don’t need anything. This is for you, if you want it.”
“You sure?” You ask. Your heart is pounding and you don’t miss the butterflies that are fluttering below your waist
“Let me take care of you, sweetheart”
😵💫😵💫 help
That’s enough to make you lay on your back and let him get to work. Man you two did not sleep that night. And Matt just kept on giving. He missed the feel of you in his hands, the way you tasted, his name on your tongue as you moaned.
SO FUCKING LOUD. he is acting like he is starving, like he hasn’t tasted you in forever
He cannot get enough of you. He is a thirsty man. His tongue is weaving through your heat while his thumb is rubbing tight circles on your clit. And his other hand is grabbing at your ass and breasts, massaging the skin and running the pad of his thumb over your nipples
Omg and when you come for like the third time that night, he lifts his head up and his lips and chin are glistening with you
You are so out of breath and relaxed and happy
You’re like “tf where that came from?”
He grins and says “thought I’d be a nice stress reliever”
You’re like 😳😳😳 “it def was”
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Kuroo x Volleyball Player! Reader
Kuroo Tetsurou x Volleyball Player! Reader
wordcount: 3,087
genre: strangers-to-lovers au with fluff, crack and a little bit of smut :)))
summary: meeting kuroo tetsurou might be the best thing that has ever happened to you
first of all
kuroo pissed you off to no end
absolutely pissed you off
the first time you met him was when you were a first year
your brother keishin has asked you to come with them for the practice match they had with nekoma
the moment you got to school you had to DASH to go to the washroom because you had to pEee
gosh
curse your tiny bladder
when you went out everyone was already on the bus
sigh
you were gonna have to sit with someone you don’t know
because FOR SURE
your stupid brother keishin would be sitting next to takeda-sensei
the moment you hopped on the bus
everyone suddenly became quiet
0.0
everyone was jus like
uh
who’s this cutie
is she lost
she’s from shiratorizawa what’s she doing here
huh
and noya and tanaka are just screaming at this point
“wHO IS THIS GODDESS WHO DECIDED TO BLESS US WITH HER PRESENCE?!?!? I LOVE YOU PLEASE SIT NEXT TO ME RYU GET OUT NO I DONT CARE GET OUT”
cue tanaka landing on the floor
“nOYA-SAN WHY”
and you’re just like
lmao what
and literally all the seats are taken except for the guy who literally yeeted his bald friend into the next dimension
sigh
i guess you had to sit next to the cutie huh
you look at your brother pleading for help
but he just ignores you and talks to sensei
sIGH
your brother was so thirsty that he didn’t even CARE if these boys ate you alive
gosh
it’s okay
it be like that
f in the chat for y/n
oKAY enough self pitying
you reluctantly sit beside the really loud guy
“hi my names ukai y/n! what’s your name?”
“m-my name is n-nishinoya yuu”
cue noya looking like a literal tomato
“nice to meet you!! i’m excited to work with you nishinoya-san! if i may ask, what year are you in?”
“iM in sEcond yEar”
gosh noya’s so proud
“oH you’re my senpai then!! it’s really nice to meet you senpai!! i hope we have a good trip”
GAHSJDJSHS
you called him senpai
without him asking you to
GOSH
could you be any more perfect
“agHjsjdhsjajszjJAK”
“those aren’t words...”
“...”
“...”
and at that point noya was brain fried so you just put on your earphones and chilled
...
...
*gagging*
“hINATAAGAHAJSKSHS”
what
what was going on
you turned your head
and you saw this orange haired babie throwing up on the bald guy who got yeeted
and suddenly
chaos ensued
everyone was screaming because of the stench
you were gagging so hard that you felt your breakfast coming back up
but your seat buddy was having the time of his life laughing at his two friends who were having a dilemma
gosh
today was gonna be crazy
finally you guys had finally arrived at nekoma and honestly that’s as the most chaotic car ride you’ve ever experienced
but luckily on the way you’ve made yourself familiar with everyone on the team
especially the third year cuties
and no you did not say that to their faces because you’re shy :((
you guys finally get out of the bus and you see
a god
with crazy looking hair
“well if it isn’t the crows” “did you have a good ride here you country bumpkins?”
and daichi’s bout to lose it
“kuroo-san nice to see you again”
and you can definitely feel the tension in the air
was it just you or is it hot in here
kuroo suddenly turned to look at you and honestly you’ve never been more intimidated in your life because wow
he’s beautiful
“who’s the pretty girl daichi-san? is she your girlfriend?”
“no no she’s our couch’s sister”
“hi i’m ukai y/n, nice to meet you”
and you shake his hand and you’re SHOCKED
“kuroo tetsurou, likewise”
his hand is so warm n rough oh god
you suddenly wonder what it would feel like to have his hands slowly wrap around your throat as he starts to thru-
NO
nO DIrtY ThOuGhTs
bad
bad y/n
you’ve been so caught up in your day dream that you didn’t realize that you were still hold kuroos hand
and you look up to see kuroo looking like a smug little shit as if he was saying
‘are you ever gonna let go or?’
and it really made you wanna hit him
really badly
you wanted to punch his mouth
with your mouth
GAHSJDGA
stOp
okay anyways
you snatch your hands away from kuroo and he just smirks at you like a smug little bastard
“what’s wrong kitten? didn’t wanna let go of my hand?”
at this point you’re too flustered to even talk so you take it as the time to back off and just let kuroo be a little fuckhead
but suddenly you’re snatched by tanaka and noya
you somehow end up bumping into kiyoko and you’re just like “omg i’m so sorry kiyoko-san i didn’t mea-“
“don’t worry about it y/n-chan, accidents happen”
and wow
wow
a goddess
now you see what tanaka and noya see
she’s beautiful
maybe you do want the best of both worlds.....
...
...
ANYWAYS
tanaka and noya end up showing you off to their equally as weird friend taketora and of course like the normal person you are you greet him and introduce yourself
but before he even gets the chance to talk kiyoko’s already pulling you away telling you that she needed some help with setting up some of their gear
and of course like the puppy you are you follow her because yes you’re in love with her
i mean
who isn’t
lesbi honest
everyone’s a simp for kiyoko
moving on
finally they’ve started to play a match
and you’re very impressed
especially by hinata and kageyama because wow their skill was amazing
and hinata’s jumps were crazy
obviously you played volleyball yourself being ukai’s grand daughter
and you weren’t that bad
considering the fact that you play for japan’s u19 team with ushijima
who was a very close senpai to you
so close to the point where you’d call him your older brother
rip keishin
back to the game
everyone in karasuno was very promising and you were getting excited with the ideas that were flooding into your head
but nekomas not too bad either
they were pretty solid with their defence and some people might think that it’s all about the attacks but
your attack doesn’t mean anything if the ball doesn’t touch the floor in the court
you were very impressed with the bedhead’s receives a n d blocking
every time he managed a good save or blocked anyone he would always glance in your direction
and it may or may not have made you feel nervous because who doesn’t get nervous when an attractive person looks at you
sadly
the game finished rather quickly
at this point everyone was already cleaning up and of course you decided to help
you thought that you would be able to play just a little bit but your brother just wanted you to familiarize yourself with the teams before you went on the week long training camp with them
which was in two weeks
:)
you were trying to take the volleyball net down until a tall figure comes up behind you and takes the net from you
you turn around and guess who it is
kuroo frocking tetsurou
what a surprise
“don’t worry about it peaches i got it”
wha
did this man just call you PEACHES
peaches as in the scary girl who goes to famous peoples houses?
i think NOT sir
“pEACHES? what is that supposed to mean??! huh?!?”
“woah woah calm down babe, it’s just a nickname. i call you peaches cuz you smell like peaches”
ohhh
okay
that’s fine
“i’ve been wondering though, if you smell like peaches then would you taste like peaches??”
wHAT
wHATSGFSZHSJ
rip y/n’s remaining brain cells
“how about it doll? are you gonna give little old me a taste?”
and he’s suddenly pushing himself closer to you
and you close your eyes because it really looks like he’s about to kiss you and omg it’s like your first kiss hELP
but instead of a kiss
he just laughs at you
this man is literally bent over and CACKLING his lungs out
“you’re so cute doll, i wouldn’t kiss you without your permission. plus i gotta take you out first. wanna go on a date with me some time?”
and you’re just so caught off guard
that you can’t even manage a verbal response
like you just nod your head and then he’s ruffling you’re hair and walking away with the volleyball net
what the hell just happened
did you just score yourself a date
yes
yes you did
you go girl
sadly
it’s time for you and your babies to go
and kuroo being the good person he is
walks you guys out
but before you can get on the bus
kuroo pulls you to the side and bends down to your height to whisper in your ear
“text me sometime peaches”
and you suddenly feel him putting a piece of paper in your back pocket
then he’s pushing you onto the bus and you’re just dumbfounded
did he just touch your bum
could he not just hand it to you
not that you were complaining,,, but now you just wanna know what it would feel like if he just grabbed your bum with both of his hands while you sit on his la-
nO
BAD
BAD
BAD
gosh you have it bad for this boy
the moment you got him you debated whether to text him or not
i mean
you didn’t even look at the piece of paper yet
so you go into you back pocket and open the paper
‘xxx-xxx-xxxx text me when you get home peaches, i already miss your pretty face -kuroo’
WHY IS HE SO CUTE
you get up and start looking for your phone
and you spend like 6 minutes trying to think of what to say
but you finally settled with
hi :)
hopefully that was normal enough
and not even 1 minute later you already got a reply
hey cutie :) did you get home safe
wHY IS HE SO DARN CUTE
and your conversation goes from there
you guys literally talk about everything
from his favourite colour to the time when your leg fell in a hole and you slammed your whole body on the ground causing your ribs to shift and now whenever somebody touches the top of your chest they can feel the top of your ribs
(that was actually a true story and yes it happened to me and yes my ribs are very very fucked up but i’m still alive soooo)
by the time you were back in tokyo
you and kuroo were basically best friends
you guys texted, called, and facetimed every day
you stepped out of the bus and low and behold
it was kuroo waiting for you
“tETSUU”
you run to him and jump in his arms
and he catches you and swings you around a few times
everyone was just like
o.o
‘when did they get so close’
and your older brothers just like
>:(
this is n o t good shaggy
and kuroo introduces you to everyone
especially his buddies bokutou, akaashi, and kenma
and bokutou’s bombarding you with questions
and he asks why you’re wearing a shiratorizawa sweater
and you’re just like ‘i go to school there..’
and he’s just like
“oH YOU KNOW USHIJIMA? IM IN THE TOP 5 ACES RANKING WITH HIM IM SO COOL RIGHT”
“bokuto-san i think you’re scaring her”
“aKAAASHGHSI YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO SAY ‘bokuto-san you’re so cool’”
and you and kuroo are just laughing your asses off
while kenma’s playing with his psp
pspspspspsppss
“bokuto-san you’re so cool”
“aKAAASHUDID YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAY IT EARLIER”
at that point you and kuroo have already walked away
and he brings you to your room
and helps you settle down your things
gosh he’s such a gentleman
y/n was ready to risk it all for this man
“peaches you okay?”
“oH i’m fine yes yes i’m fine tetsu”
“okaaaayyyy if you say so peaches” and kuroos just going through your bag checking if you have snacks
“tetsu i don’t have any snacks in there for you”
“really? what do you mean? you do have a snack for me tho”
and you’re jus like lol no i don’t
and he’s slowly walking towards you and you highkey feel intimidated but fuck that you’re not a bussy
at this point kuroo’s sitting on your legs while his arms are slowly creeping up your sides
and in your head
you’re just like
‘ahh this is it i’m gonna have a heart attack’
and suddenly
kuroo’s tickling you and you’re crying on the floor because HSJDJH
TICKLES
“tETSU PLEASE I CANT BREATHEEHHHD”
“what’s that peach? i cant hear you”
“tETSU YOU DIPSHIT PLEASE STOPFDISHS”
“hmm i don’t know, i think i’ll stop if you say ‘nya’ for me”
“gO TO HELLSKDIS”
“come on pretty, say it for me”
you’re blushing sO HARD
“n-nya”
and kuroo just freezes up because he didn’t think that you’d actually do it
“tetsu? u ok?”
“...”
“...”
“...”
“tetsu”
“o-oH yeah i’m fine silly i was just thinking”
“what were you thinking about neko-chan?”
“you.”
GAHSJDJSHSGS
he was going to be the death of you
you, kuroo, bokutou, akaashi, hinata, and tsukishima suddenly ended up at an empty gym
and you guys wanted to play a match so
why not
it was you, kuroo, and tsukki
versus bokutou, hinata, and akaashi
it was a very intense but fun game
akaashi set to bokutou and bokutou did a cross shot
which wasn’t properly blocked by tsukishima
but luckily you were there to pick it up
and kuroo set to you and you slammed it down before they could even block you
the whole gym was silent
wha
how did-
hUH
“peach what”
“what tetsu”
“since when were you so good at volleyball”
“tetsu i play for japan’s u19 team, why did you think i was here in the first place? i’m here to help you guys”
and hinata’s just yelling
“y/n-cHAN I DIDNT KNOW YOU PLAYED NO WONDER WHY YOU LOOKED SO FAMILLIAR OMGJDSI”
after you got exposed
it was only you and tetsu left in the gym
after everything was cleaned up
kuroo pulled you aside before you could leave the gym
“t-tetsu what’re you doing? the gym lights are already of-“
“shut up for one second”
o.o
ogey then
“peaches i really like you. i know that we haven’t known each other long but it feels like i’ve known you since forever. will please let me take you out”
what
...
did he just
yes he did
“t-tetsu,,, i really like you too, and i would love it if we could go out on a date sometime”
and at that moment tetsu just
“HELL YEAHHH”
and he’s getting close to you again
to the point where he’s pressing you against the wall
he cups your cheek and leans closer to your face
“peaches,, can i please kiss you right now”
“yeah”
you close your eyes as you feel tetsu’s hot breath hovering other your soft lips
gosh
this was it
your were gonna kiss tetsu
your crush
until
...
...
...
...
“gET YOUR HANDS OFF MY SISTER BRAT”
and kuroos just like
wHAT THE FUCK
it’s your brother
keishin
“nII-SAN WHY”
“gET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW Y/N”
and you sadly look up at tetsu
and he just smiles at you and gestures for you to go
until you get up on your tippy toes and kiss tetsu full on the mouth
you catch him by surprise but he quickly kisses you back
you wrap your arms around his neck and slowly work your way up into his hair until you’ve got a good grip on him
kuroos hands weren’t staying still either
his hands were slowly creeping down your sides until he grabs the back of your thighs and pulls you up and holds you against him
his hands end up on your bum
and then
he squeezes
“THAT IS IT Y/N STOP SUCKING FACE AND GET OVER HERE”
oops
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can i request like shoto, bakugou, and midoriya meeting their girlfriend’s ex boyfriend. but like she’s still good friends with him. i wanna see some jealous bakugou 🤗 sorry if this doesn’t make sense ,:)
this is so fun omg
Big 3’s Reactions to Meeting Your Ex that You’re Still Friends With
Pairs: Midoriya x Reader, Bakugou x Reader, Todoroki x Reader
Warnings: swearing
~Izuku Midoriya~
Midoriya loves going out. Going shopping with you, going to the movies with you, going to get food with you. He says that you already spend so much time at UA, so going out is fun.
You don’t mind. You just love spending time with him. He heard about this new ice cream place opening up just a few blocks away. You guys planned to walk their after school.
“I heard they have like cotton candy flavor. Which sounds kinda gross, but people have different tastes.” He blabbed the whole way there. He always sounded so anxious yet excited about everything. His voice is one of your favorite things around him.
You get to the building and hear a family voice, “Y/N? Oh my god- Y/N is that you?” You turn around and see him. Kai. You’re ex boyfriend from before you even went to UA.
You guys also dated a while, while you attended, but the distance became too much and it just didn’t work out. You remained friends because you had been friends for so long before that, and you wouldn’t let this ruin it.
You had told Kai about how you and Midoriya were planning to come here, but that’s all you did. You just told him. You didn’t invite him or anything.
“What are you doing here?” You ask confused. He claims he was just “passing by” but he lives nowhere near here. You’ve known him long enough to know when he was lying and he was.
Deku asks who he is. He seems more excited than he does worried tho. You explain to him that Kai is just a childhood friend who you still keep in touch with sometimes.
Kai wraps his arm around your shoulder, “And ex boyfriend. Yeah we had a thing. We were each others first loves.” He says giddily. You sigh and scoot away, causing his arms to drop.
You saw Midoriya’s face drop, but it quickly went back to a smile. He was faking it. “O-oh. That’s nice! And you guys still keep in touch? Wow that- that’s nice. How coincidental that you’re here too.” He squeaks out, hand scratching his neck.
You stand uncomfortably. Kai is just smiling and not giving a single care in the world about how awkward he just made things. “Come on! We’re here to get ice cream right!” He says, ignoring Midoriya but inviting him at the same time.
You stay back and try to tell Kai that you don’t want to. This was your special time with Midoriya. Midoriya widens his fake smile, “No! It’s fine. Let’s go. Y- you guys can uh- you can catch up! I don’t uh.. and I third wheeling or? We could all three go in.” You knew he didn’t want to. He was so uncomfortable, but he just didn’t want to dismiss your old childhood friend because he doesn’t want to make you sad.
You sigh as Kai grabs your arm and drags you into the shop. Midoriya following behind. You order your stuff and sit down at a table.
Midoriya tries to speak first but Kai overlaps him, “So you guys are dating? Weird. I never saw you to end up with the... you know- him, type” Midoriya laughed. Awkwardly.
“W- what’s the me type?” He tried to make it seem like he was joking, but you could tell he was genuinely curious and worried.
When you and Kai were dating, you would always talk about how you could never date a “nice guy” or a “good guy.” You didn’t use to want to be a hero. In reality though, Midoriya is your perfect match. You don’t want to be with guys who can’t take anything serious or are super selfish. You love that Midoriya wants to help people. He inspires you.
“Oh you know.. crybabies. ‘I wanna be a hero’ type beat.” Kai mocked. He squeezed your eyes tight. Why did he have to show up. Midoriya’s eyes dimmed, “Oh.... yeah. Haha.”
You looked at your phone and pretended to be shocked, “Oh! Wow would you look at that. Momo just texted me. Special hero training starting in 5 minutes. Gotta go. Come on Izuku.” He looked confused because he knew you didn’t have anything to do today, but complied without question.
You didn’t even say goodbye to Kai. You just left in a hurry.
The walk back was silent. His enthusiasm was gone. “Izuku. I’m so sorry about Kai. The whole crybaby thing was so unnecessary. I don’t know why he showed up. I’ll stop talking to him.” You said softly.
He half smiled, “No it’s okay. That’s your friend. I don’t wanna ruin your friendship. You’ve known him longer than me.” You could hear the pain in his voice on the last line.
He sighed and took out your phone.
• Y/N: don’t ever talk ab Izuku like that again. Don’t contact me anymore xoxo
And just like that, you blocked him. Midoriya protested but you assured him that it wasn’t his fault. Kai was problematic and you didn’t want him in your life anyway. This was just the last straw.
“We can go back tomorrow. Maybe I’ll try cotton candy.” You say as you get back to the campus.
~Katsuki Bakugou~
UA was hosting a little “party” for any students who were interested in attending next year. As the spotlight class of the year, Class 1-A was assigned to the welcoming booths.
Luckily, You got paired up with Bakugou. He didn’t want to do it at all, but was less mad when he found out you guys would be together.
Basically all you had to do was greet the people and answer any questions they had. Pretty boring, but you didn’t mind. You liked new people.
After like 20 minutes of greeting and answering, you heard your name being my called. A fingers got closer and closer in the distance and the voice got louder.
“Hey Y/N. I was looking all around for you.” He said out of breath. You were confused, “Kian? What are you doing here? I didn’t know you were thinking of applying here.” Bakugou stared at both of you. He looked so annoyed.
Before he could even respond, Bakugou interrupted, “Who are you?” he always sounded so intimidated. Kian wasn’t easily intimidated tho. He always stood there with a goofy smile like he didn’t have a care in the world.
“I am Y/N’s ex boyfriend. We had a pretty big thing. Each other’s first loves. Whatever, no biggie. Don’t be getting all sweaty by my presence.” Kian said, leaning into the booth.
Bakugou scoffed, “Nothing about you makes me nervous. Run along.” Kian laughed and said he had questions about the school. You rubbed your forehead. You could tell when he was plotting something. And he was.
Bakugou gave him a blank glare. “So... who was that guy they chained up that the sports festival? I got second hand embarrassment through the screen. Weird-o.” Kai mocked.
You could feel Bakugou getting warmer next to you. “Katsuki. Please just-” You started.
Kian cut you off, “Oh! This is Katsuki? Bakugou? Yikes Y/N. What a downgrade. How are you not embarrassed walking around with him?” He always made things seem like a joke
Shut your fucking mouth extra! Don’t call me Katsuki! You’re nothing, but an insignificant speck in society! Talk to me when you’re a real fucking hero.” Bakugou snapped.
Kian backed up in fake intimidation. “Woah calm down boom boom boy. The Leauge of Villians might here and kidnap you again.” He said.
You could hear, see, feel, and TASTE bakugou’s anger rising. He grabbed the guy by his collar and shoved him against the wall, “I’ll blow your ass into shreads if you say one more fucking word to me or my girlfriend. I’m not afraid to kill you.”
You knew he wasn’t. All Kian did was smile, but he was scared. You could tell.
Bakugou’s hands lit up red. He was still holding the boy.
“What the hell!” Bakugou yelled as his quirk was erased. There Mr. Aizawa stood. On the other side of the room. You slapped your hands over your face in embarrassment.
Kian looked over at you with as he faked holding in a laugh. “Bakugou. Go to your dorm.” He dropped Kian, slightly throwing him, and stormed off. Kian was on the floor, still with the goofy expression.
“Tough crowd?” He tried. You rolled your eyes and ignored him then tailed bakugou back to his room.
You didn’t bother to knock, but Bakugou didn’t acknowledge you as you walked in. You say beside him on the bed quietly.
“Why the hell are you still talking to him? I could beat his ass in 5 second if i wanted to.” He yelled breaking the silence.
You sighed, “He’s... I don’t know what’s wrong with him. I’m never gonna talk to him again after this. What an ass.” Bakugou looked at you. He was angry, but also relieved that you weren’t still in love with Kian.
He asked why you never told him about Kian since he was your “first love.” You didn’t answer for a while, trying to come up with the proper response.
“Why would I? You’re the one in my life now. You’re the one I’m with and the only one I want to be with. He’s not important. The only reason we still talked was because we were childhood friends. In all honesty though, I’ve wanted to cut ties with him for a while. This is a perfcet ending.”
Bakugou scoffed again, “If you say so. I could totally kill him if I wanted to.”
“Yes you could.” You responded.
~Shoto Todoroki~
You and Todoroki were out shopping for snacks for a little end of semester party. He was assigned to get it, but he didn’t know what everyone liked, so he asked you to come.
Right as you were about to check out, you heard a voice call him. “Yo! Are you Endeavor’s son?” The voice called, as it got closer.
“I am Shoto Todoroki. Son of En-” He started, but the boy gasped. “Y/N! Along time no see.” It was Shoyo (ironic right?), your old childhood friend/ ex boyfriend.
You checked in on eachother maybe once or twice a month. You hadn’t told him about you and Todoroki. He knew you were in the same class, but not that you were dating.
“Wow! You never told me you were friends with Endeavor’s son.” Shoya exclaimed. “I am Shoto Todoroki; Son of Endeavor. Please refer to me as Shoto Todoroki though. I’ve pacing my own path.” He finished.
Shoyo’s eyes widened in amusement as he laughed at him. Truth is, you didn’t really like Shoyo. You had a good time in the past, but now you just found him annoying and you were pretty sure he still liked you.
“Okay, come on babe. It was nice seeing you Shoyo.” You tried to move along, but he stopped you guys. “Woah! ‘babe? You guys are dating? Remember when we dated Y/N? Wow. I did not think you’d fall for such a bland guy. Must be in it for the title. You know since he’s Endeavor’s son. Shoto Todoroki.” He said, mocking Todoroki at the end.
Todoroki stood in place. You exhaled heavily. Why did this have to happen right now. “So what’s it like? You know? beint the son of one of the like least friendly heroes ever? Seriously bro- I would never wanna be a hero if my parent was already one. You’re basically set for life already.”
Todoroki stood in silence, thinking of which question to answer first. “I’m not like my father. I want to become a hero for my own reasons. Is this the end of the questioning? We have to get back to school.”
There was a little bit of tone, which you were happy for. Todoroki’s bluntness always made him intimidating for others. Before Shoyo had another chance to speak, you scooted away.
“Oh. Well bye! Tell Endeavor I said hi!” He yelled from behind. Todoroki looked back and glared at him.
(A/N: okay sorry Shoto’s is so like- short and kinda boring. I feel like he wouldn’t really let things get under his skin, and if they did, he wouldn’t blow up or shut down like Katsuki and Deku. Anyways, great request!)
#mha x reader#mha imagines#shouto x reader#bakugou imagines#bakugou x reader#shoto imagine#deku x reader#midoriya x reader#izuku x reader#deku imagine#todorki x reader#shoto x reader#bakugou headcanons#deku headcanons#midoriya headcanons#midoriya imagine#todoroki headcanons
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Okay okay hear me out,, teacher Komaeda X one year younger college student reader,,
Collage
Pairing ~ teacher!nagito/reader
Genre + warning ~ fluff? Collage au. Uh mentioning of ED (eating disorder)
Summary ~ none
Note ~ YES YES ANON! Oh yeah btw reader is 19 and nagito is 20.
❛what is this? Why is my eyes-no, it can't be!❜
You've been lonely in collage, no friends. Although you don't needed them anyway, they always needed you, you sigh at the memories and then heard someone coming in.
Everyone starts to whisper "woah who is that guy." "Omg, why is he so handsome." "look at his white fluffy hairs..." You keep your attention on your book, and missed his introduction.
"miss/sir/mx (y/n), may i have your attention?" You heard your name being called, you look at the white haired boy "i know reading was good, but doesn't it a bit rude when some Introduce?"
You sigh, and put the book away, he smiled. "As i was saying, my name is nagito komaeda, from now on, i will be your teacher." Everyone starts to whisper again.
"any questions?" "How old are you sir!" "Hmmm, 20 years old, so one year ahead." "How can you be a teacher at this age?" "Secret~" as everyone asking him, you dose off a little, not focusing what they are saying.
Until—
"hey." You felt someone touching your shoulder, you look at the person and it's him, "yeah?" You answered, "please focused on the subject miss/sir/mx (y/n)." You nodded and begin to focused again.
The girls seems off in your opinion...
You had a bad feeling about this. As the ring bell, you stay at your seat and wait for the next class, never come out of class. As everyone got out of the class, only you two were left inside.
You didn't feel he was sitting beside you, you keep focusing continuing to read your novel, he look at you, you didn't even spare a glance at him, he thinking a little, and then look at your novel as you were reading.
After a while he started to talking "hm...you really had a good taste miss/sir/mx (y/n)." He smiled warmly at you, "thanks." You mumbled "also, don't call me miss/sir/mx, yet. I'm still a student, just call me by name." "Oh! Okay (y/n)."
"for a teacher, you sure are flirty." He laughed, "this is the first time i hear this, wow..." "Don't get too special." He laughs again, "hey, (y/n)?" You hummed "why are you still in class? Don't you have to eat lunch? Unless you have eating disorder..."
"hm... I'm not hungry, besides this is first class, so I'm not that hungry." He let out an 'o' and nodded. "How about you sir?" "Hmm, honestly, same. Also just call me by my name." He winked at you.
"okay...like i said—you sure are flirty." "Well, you caught my interest, it is really rare that someone didn't pay attention while a person introduce themselves just for reading book." You hummed and keep reading, "also, we're only one years a part."
You look at him for a second "and what about it?" "Hm... nothing nothing." His eyes were half lids and smiled. "Weird." You mumbled.
As day become weeks and weeks become month, you and nagito was closer, like best friend. The girls was jealous of you, they even warn you, but nagito notice this, even when he's not around you.
You says to yourself, hm it's nice to have someone to talk to,,, especially about books, and then throw the thought away.
He offers you a ride to your house with his motorcycle, hang out in the library, talking about books and lesson's, there's a rumor that starts to going around, which you expected.
The teachers didn't even mind the rumor.
Nagito had to stays at your house because it was raining, good thing that you like male clothing. You give him towel and the clothes, wait until he comes out, while you was waiting you prepare some warm tea for both of you.
As he was finished, his hairs was down... It is kinda- no, it is attractive. "Come sit." He nodded and sit besides you, 'there was other chair...' you thought.
"umh..." "Yes (y/n)?" "Your hair is wet...you need to umh, dry it." He chuckled and pat your head, "can you dry it for me?" You look at him "juusstt kiddi—" "sure."
You got up and got a new towel, as you returned, nagito was sitting on the floor, drinking his tea, as you observe him, his eyelashes is so pretty, you said to yourself.
As you take a sit on sofa, the light suddenly got out. "This is too perfect to be called coincidence." He chuckled, you placed the towel on his head and begin to drying his hairs.
As you drying nagito hairs, you accidentally touch his hairs, which you just look at it, and never touch it without his concent. 'soft...' you thought "ahah, thanks." Your cheeks became warm.
You keep drying his hairs until he got up, and look at, "oh? But your hair's haven't dry completely, please sit again." He hummed
You cannot process what happens, you suddenly lie down, the next thing you knew was nagito was on top of you, smiling.
"umh-" "it's okay, i won't do anything to you, just." "Just?" He lay down beside you, it's kinda cramps, he pull you closer into a cuddle. And whisper into your ears.
"thank you." "For what?" He put your head into his chest, and caressing your hair's again, "for being with me of course!" He chuckles and kiss your forehead.
You nodded and accepting the cuddle, you slowly fall asleep, before you could fall asleep, he whisper one more thing.
"love you, and goodnight, I'll be right here."
Side note ~ sorry if this too ooc, anyway enjoy your request anon!
#rura writing!#rura thought!#danganronpa#danganronpa v2 goodbye despair#dr2 goodbye despair#danganronpa v2#danganronpa imagines#danganronpa komaeda#danganronpa x reader#dr2 komaeda#danganronpa nagito#dr nagito#sdr2 nagito#nagito x reader#nagito imagines#nagito headcanons#nagito komaeda x reader#nagito komaeda#sdr2 komaeda#komaeda x reader#sdr2 x reader
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Hi Zu! He's risky with your cursed research XD good luck with that.
How are you doing today
Hi Gayfish! Guess it'll be a pandora's box XD Thank you!
Aw really good, thanks <3 Visited my grandma after work to help her (that was a trap XD) so now my stomach and fridge are full with her dishes (⁎⁍̴̀﹃ ⁍̴́⁎)
What about you? ♡
UPD:
Thank you for these! (≧∀≦)☆
Oh she just 1) cooked borscht, 2) stewed cabbage, 3) made a salad, 4) fried cheesecakes, 5) cooked compote today cause she was "bored". And everything she cooks is delicious *^* I wanna learn this magic someday XD
Awww that's so sweet! (〃ω〃) And sounds interesting, what do green dinosaur biscuits taste like? *^*
Oh don't even worry about it! (ówò) That was a dubious option for you anyway so you'll find something much better for sure! ☆
Omg– hope he's alright after that! (ó3ò)
OHHH I remember this one! (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)☆ I'm looking forward to seeing what you worked on *^*
Oh yay!! <3 How is it? ☆ Guess Mr. Double Octopus is my #1 for now (≧∀≦)♡ What about you?
A manner house?? (°▽°)
Ah almost! They're called syrniki here and are made from cottage cheese named tvorog— nevermind, they do taste amazing (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)
Sounds sweet indeed! *^* But like a dough?? Woah :D
Oh already?! (*ﾟ∀ﾟ*) YAY congratsss! ☆ When is the interview?? What's the job? Oof that's something new! ♪
Awww he sleep (๑>◡<๑) We are interested in streams a lot indeed *^*
What a cutieee (*´꒳`*) And a reversible dinosaur! Such a nice memory <3
What are manner houses for? (・∀・) Are they like ordinary houses, or not really ordinary? xd
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hiii hazel, would love to see you take on "hi we're neighbors and omg are you alright I could smell (cooking) burning- whoaaa now that's embarrassing? step aside I'll handle this" with Lashton? or anyone with Luke tbh this is a Luke thing to me 💜
alrighty here you go! Luke being a bad cook is something that I try to include in fics as often as possible so this was fun
The hallway smells.
That's not completely unusual, because the apartment complex has a bunch of different people living in close proximity and inevitably some of them will like cooking or use too much air freshener or smoke weed, not to mention that the building itself isn't always scentless, either. Ashton has been here long enough that he typically barely notices when he gets back from work.
Still, the hallway doesn't usually smell so strongly like burnt food, and he can't typically hear the sounds of someone swearing and fretting over their ruined dish coming from the door across from his.
That apartment belongs to a guy named Luke. He's devastatingly pretty and owns a dog but otherwise lives alone. That's the only information Ashton has managed to learn about him in their short time as neighbors, despite how much the first fact intrigues him.
More swearing comes from behind the door, then it's being thrown open, a little bit of smoke vapor trailing into the hallway.
Luke still looks devastatingly pretty, but in a much messier way than usual. The top half of his hair is pulled back haphazardly in a scrunchy, the rest of it curling frantically around his neck and chin. There's flour or a similar white substance smeared across his shirt (broad chest!!! Ashton's inner voice says), and something darker is smeared on his forehead. He has two oven mitts covering his hands, and they need to be washed.
"Oh," Luke says, spotting him. His face is red, but Ashton can't tell if it's from embarrassment or because he's been leaning over a hot pan or oven for too long. "Sorry. I didn't want to set off the smoke alarm. There's no fire, don't worry."
"I wasn't," Ashton says. "I could smell the cooking."
Luke laughs bitterly. "You mean burning."
"What are you making?" he asks. Luke leans against the doorframe, taking off the oven mitts and frowning at something dried onto them.
"I was trying to make quiche. I have friends coming over and they keep saying that I can't cook. I was trying to prove them wrong."
"Wow," Ashton whistles. "Quiche can be hard. Don't feel bad about messing it up."
"Okay, but I still have to face them when we eat take out instead of the home-cooked meal I promised."
"Can you make something else?" he asks. Luke sighs, heavy like it's being dragged up from deep inside him. He's pouting now, and something about a pretty boy pouting is making Ashton feel a little weak at the knees.
"I could help, if you want. I'm a great cook."
Luke bites his lip for a moment, chewing at the corner.
"No, you have other stuff to do," he says eventually.
"Not really," Ashton says lightly. "Seriously, I like cooking, and I'd feel better about the fire alarm if you weren't attempting to do it alone."
Thankfully, the joke makes Luke snort instead of falling flat. Ashton watches his internal debate play out across his face with bated breath.
"Okay," Luke says. "Thanks. I need all the help I can get."
Luke's apartment is a mirror of his own, complete with a cluttered side tables by his futon in the living room. The biggest difference is that there are dog toys scattered across the floor, squeaking when he accidentally steps on one. The dog they belong to looks up from where she's laying in the corner, but otherwise makes no other noise or movements. He wouldn't have even noticed her if her collar hadn't jingled.
"That's Petunia," Luke says. "Piggy, this is Ashton from across the hall. Be nice."
Petunia lays back down. He'd be more offended over being dismissed by a dog if he wasn't fully focused on looking at the pictures Luke has on his walls, trying to spot if a significant other is present.
None of them look particularly romantic. Interesting.
"How long until your friends arrive?" Ashton asks, following Luke to the kitchen.
"Half an hour. I can delay them a little if I need to."
"What ingredients do you have?"
"Um, not much," Luke says. "Cal is a vegetarian, so we can't use any meat."
"Pasta then?" Ashton asks. "It's relatively easy but will still taste good. We can add some stuff to the sauce, make it a little heartier."
"Sure," Luke says. "I might have some garlic toast in the freezer, too."
He opens a cupboard, rifling around and pulling out a box of rotini from behind all the open boxes of cereal. Ashton takes the opportunity to look at how his shirt stretches over his back, hugging his shoulders and ribs.
"I don't know if I have sauce," Luke says, breaking Ashton's trance.
"That's okay, we can make some. I have canned crushed tomatoes, then we just throw some spices and garlic and maybe vegetables in there and it'll be fine."
"Sure, whatever you say. I'm at your mercy here."
Luke leans against the counter, looking up at Ashton from under his eyelashes. Ashton swallows.
"I'll nose around your spices then get the tomatoes," he says. "You should put the water to boil."
He takes the time in his own apartment to try to compose himself. He takes a few deep breaths, then checks his hair in his phone camera to be sure it doesn't look like shit. He grabs the tomatoes and some mushrooms then heads back to Luke's apartment to be the cooking hero he needs right now.
Luke isn't an awful cook, but it quickly becomes clear that he's inexperienced and easily distracted. Ashton doesn't exactly want to let him near more knives than necessary, but having him slice half a bell pepper and some mushrooms is safer than asking him to mince the garlic.
"Wow, that smells really good," Luke says, craning his head to see the pan where the garlic is cooking in a little bit of oil.
"Eyes on the knife, Luke," he commands. "Don't cut off your finger, please."
Luke flushes and resumes his cutting. Ashton gets a can opener and starts working on the tomatoes.
"So, you cook a lot?" Luke asks.
"Yeah, I guess," Ashton says. "I used to make dinner for my siblings a lot, and I figure if I have to eat I might as well make things that taste good."
"I'm not good at teaching myself," Luke says. "Nothing I try works."
"If you ever need a cooking tutor, I'm your guy," he offers. "My rates are very cheap. For someone as pretty as you, I'd do it for free."
Something clatters and Ashton considers that maybe he should have waited until Luke wasn't holding a knife to start being forward. A quick glance over reveals that there's no bloodshed, thankfully.
"I'm sure I could find some way to pay you back," Luke says. "I have many other talents."
"Oh? Like what?"
"You'll have to stick around to find out." Luke winks at him, cocking his hip a little. Ashton feels a thrill flourish in his gut.
"Ashton, the water's boiling."
Right, cooking. Ashton is cooking right now, not only flirting with a cute boy.
The pasta goes in the water with a timer set, the garlic toast goes in the oven, and the vegetables and some basil go in the sauce. Ashton and Luke move around each other easily except a few moments of contact like the brush of an arm or a hand ghosting over the small of a back, too purposeful to be coincidence. It sets the hair of Ashton's arms on end. The fill the time with more conversation, both small talk and a little flirting that Luke picks up and returns. Ashton is so wrapped up in Luke and their food that the sound of the buzzer makes him jump.
"That'll be Michael and Calum," Luke says right as the timer for the pasta and the one for the sauce go off.
"Buzz them up, I'll take care of this," he says. He turns off the stove and drains the pasta, putting it back in the pot and tossing the sauce in. He's taking the garlic toast out of the oven when the door to Luke's apartment opens with a bang.
"Did you set off the smoke alarm?" one of the guys in the doorway says loudly while Petunia trots over to snuffle at their feet.
"Fuck off, Michael," Luke says. "You're not going to get any if you keep insulting me."
The other man finishes petting Petunia and makes eye contact with Ashton, slapping his companion on the arm.
"Who's your friend, Luke?" he asks.
"This is Ashton," Luke says, coming to stand by him. "He's going to teach me how to cook."
"Oh,this is Ashton," Michael says. "Interesting."
"I'm Calum, he's Michael," the other man says.
"Nice to meet you," Ashton says. "I should get going."
"Woah, wait," Michael says. "You aren't going to stay for dinner?"
"Well--"
"Stay for dinner!" Calum says. "Looks like there's enough food. We've heard about you, but I think we should know Luke's cooking teacher."
He says "cooking teacher" with a waggle of his eyebrows. Ashton wants to know what Luke could possibly have said about him before today.
"Calum," Luke hisses.
"Stay for dinner, Ashton," Michael says. Ashton looks at Luke, who smiles slightly.
"Only if you want."
"Do you want me to?" he asks. Luke smiles again, much too bashful for someone who was so confident while they were cooking, and nods.
"Okay," he says. Michael and Calum cheer, but Ashton is more focused on how pleased Luke seems, tugging Ashton towards the table with a hand on his arm.
Sitting down to eat, Ashton hopes this is going to be the first of many meals together.
#my writing#lashton#chugging along trying to write things trying to get stuff done!#honestly not sure how I feel about this one#but I think it's the best I could do for the prompt right now#this was actually originally supposed to be a ficmas one I think it's from that round ofprompts#but I wrote the roylum fic instead#and it's not a holiday-specific prompt so! all works out in the end
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Akatsuki Show Part 5
Kevin: Welcome baaaaccccckkkkk everyone today we are doing things different. We have decided to partner with Tobi Tea to host and fund these events. Now some of you may have heard of it and some of you may have not. But, either way it's gonna be a blast. Now as I said last time we are switching things up as in switching partners.
Kisame: I think the fuck not
Deidara: Tobi that weasel!
Sasori: I hate him
Hidan: Damn Tobi really do us like that.
Kakuzu: He's getting the money isn't he? Besides he said he'll give half to me.
Hidan: Oh how lucky for you
Kevin: If you guys look on the board you will see you and your new partner names.
Sasori: How did boss allow this
Deidara: I don't know
The board
Hidan is now with Kisame.
Deidara is now with Kakuzu
Sasori is now with Konan.
Pain is now with Itachi.
Hidan: Damn
Sasori: Hey what about Zetsu?
Kevin: He's Tobi's Co Host
Pain: That son of a bitch
Kakuzu: Never trust plants
Kevin: Now go and have fun guys.
Tobi: Yeah guys
Deidara: Don't talk to us Tobi
Tobi: :c
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At the hideout with Hidan and Kisame.
Hidan: I can't believe Tobi would do this to us!
Kisame: I mean he is succeeding shouldn't we be proud?
Hidan: No we shouldn't that ass hat practically sold us!
Kisame: Well the past is past. How about some tea and donuts?
Hidan: Your even more of a stick in the mud then Kakuzu
Kisame: Am not
Hidan: Then watch Gravity Falls with me
Kisame: Fine
After binge watching the whole ass show.
Hidan: GODDAMNIT BILL WHY DID YOU LOSE I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU! YOU LOST TO TWO DAMN KIDS AND TWO CRUSTY OLD MEN.
Kisame: If Bill didn't let his pride and his want for vengeance get in the way he might have won. When he had them he could have just as easily killed them and took whatever it was he wanted from the uncles.
Hidan: I guess your right but, damnit Bill. The bad guys always lose or turn good or some plot armor shit
Kisame: I think it was an amazing show.
Hidan: Really?
Kisame: Yes the characters were all interesting even the villains and minor ones, the buildup to the end is neat, and it kinda teaches you something about life.
Hidan: But, what gets o my damn nerves is Mabel. She says Dipper is selfish when all he has done is sacrifice for her. Like damn kid give him a break your worried about friends and he's worried about life as you know it.
Kisame: Yes she is a bit annoying. Who's your favorite chracter?
Hidan: Bill duh. He seems all nice and stuff but, before you know it it's too late. Notice what all is victims have in common? Desperation? All of them were so desperate to achieve something they would do anything to get it. He takes advantage of their weaknesses and exploits them. It's amazing he's so damn smart. And ya know what else is funny? Bill being a dream demon can only go into people's minds with the consent of people. He may be evil and shit but, without those people he wouldn't have gotten far. He brings out their flaws and weaknesses therefore they can't really blame him for it. I love him because he's such a complex character. (Not me making a whole speech on this nope)
Kisame: Wow your pretty smart to notice it too
Hidan: Heh thanks
Kisame: I get what your saying about Mabel but, she is a kid and kids are more likely to make more selfish choices then adults. But, when it come to character development she hasn't developed much like Dipper or Stanley. But, it's funny because when Bill brings it up about Dipper having to constantly having to sacrifice for Mabel that seems to be the main reason fans hate her. It's almost as if Bill is manipulating the audience watching as well.
Hidan: Woah that's some fourth wall breaking. Am I right author? Making us talk about Gravity Falls?
(I'm sorry back to the real story I just wanted to rant how good this show was)
Hidan: This wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be
Kisame: Yeah this was really fun
Hidan: Perhaps we can watch another one next later?
Kisame: Yeah
Leon walks in
Hidan yeets him out.
Kisame: Thank god
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Kevin: They seem to be doing just fine. Let's check in on Deidara and Kakuzu.
Tobi: SENNPAAAAII
Greg: Team Bill
Jorge: I don't care what anyone says Mabel hella annoying
Rianna: But, Kisame did say she was just a kid. I like the way Kisame thinks new favorite.
Sofia: Bill is amazing regardless
Jorge: But Dipper is big brain
Sofia: Not too big brain to be easily manipulated by a flying dorito. The whole damn family fell for it
Rianna: It's just human nature we are easy to manipulate.
Greg: He's a smart flying dorito
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Deidara: ....
Kakuzu: ....
Deidara: So...
Kakuzu: What do we do? Sit here all day? And say so?
Deidara: I don't know what do you and Hidan usually do?
Kakuzu: Fight each other, argue, listen to drama.
Deidara: Your nothing like Sasori other then the argue part.
Kakuzu: I'm flattered
Deidara: You got any vide games?
Kakuzu: Yeah I have a gameboy
Deidara: Damn your a boomer
Kakuzu: -_- You wanna play or not
Several hours later
Deidara: Damn your good at this
Kakuzu: I play it when Hidan isn't bothering me it's been awhile so I'm a but rusty.
Deidara: I see
Leon struts in the room.
Leon: Hello darlings I am here to ask you some questions
Deidara: Dramatic much?
Leon: Hun you shouldn't talk
Deidara: What's that suppose to mean?
Leon ignores him.
Leon: So Kakuzu how do you like the new teammate switch?
Deidara: I exist too ya know
Leon: Oh I know I just wish you didn't
Deidara: Now your asking for it
Leon: What are you going to do? Blow me up like you did yourself?
Deidara starts to get up but, Kakuzu grabs him and pulls him back.
Kakuzu: Ignore him he's just trying trying rile you up
Deidara: Well it's working
Leon: Guess your nothing without your boy toy huh?
Deidara glares at him.
Kakuzu: Stop messing with him Leon and just ask the damn questions so you can go
Leon: Alright alright. Kakuzu what kind of relationship do you have with Hidan?
Kakuzu: We are only friends
Leon: Really because you seems to always be at each others necks
Kakuzu: Just take the answer
Leon: And I'm guessing you and Sasori are only friends too Deidara?
Deidara: Yes
Leon: Hmph of course why would I even ask he wouldn't be interested in someone like you
Deidara stiffens and looks away.
Kakuzu: Leon if you want to keep your arms attached I suggest not talking to him that way
Leon stiffens but, regains his posture.
Leon: Ok time for me to take my leave.
Leon walks away as fast as fuck.
Deidara: Thanks Kakuzu
Kakuzu: No problem kid
Deidara: Ok boomer
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Kevin: Damn Leon is grinding and not in a god way
Tobi: How dare he talk to my senpai that way!
Zetsu: Next up we have Sasori and Konan
Tobi: Ew Sasori
Kevin: Damn Tobi
Tobi: Shut up Tom
Kevin: My name
Tobi: Tobi doesn't care
Jorge: I hate Leon
Rianna: For real
Greg: Damn even Rianna hates him.
Sofia: But, Kakuzu and Deidara are wholesome af
Greg: Mhm
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Sasori: I hope Deidara is ok
Konan: Don't worry Kakuzu won't let hurt him or anyone else. He doesn't want to deal with you
Sasori: He better not
Konan: Stop worrying Sasori come and sit with me
Sasori sits down.
Konan: You know this a great opportunity to get to know you better.
Sasori: Yeah defiantly
Konan: So what kind of books do you like?
Sasori: Romance, Mystery, Psychological, and Thriller
Konan: Oh Sasori I never took you as the romance type. (Please don't look at this wrong she's only being nice. Like an older sister)
Sasori blushes a little.
Konan: So do you like tea?
Sasori: Who doesn't?
Konan giggles.
They talk for awhile.
Konan: So do you have a crush?
Sasori: No what is this a sleepover?
Konan: No just me being nosy
Sasori: What do you have one?
Konan: Yes
Sasori: Is it Kakuzu?
Konan: No he's too in love with money
Sasori: Deidara?
Konan: He's yours
Sasori rolls his eyes.
Sasori: Is it Itachi?
Konan: He's handsome but, he's too attached to Kisame.
Sasori: Me?
Konan: That's cute
Sasori: Ouch. Pain?
Konan nods and laughs.
Sasori: I knew it
Konan: Yeah
Sasori: So when are you gonna tell him?
Konan: When are you gonna tell Deidara?
Sasori: Touche
Leon: Hello lovebirds
They both jump.
Leon: So we talking about crushes? Wanna know my mine Konan?
Konan: Get out
Leon: Moody much
Sasori: Didn't you just interview Deidara and Kakuzu?
Leon: Yes and your bf is mad
Sasori: What did you do?
Leon: Nothing
Konan: L e a v e
Leon: Tough crowd
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Tobi: Senpai won't see this right
Kevin: Nope
Tobi: Good because Sasori better back off Senpai is miiiinnnneee.
Kevin: Heh ok
Rianna: Sasori cute
Jorge: He's like 35
Sofia: Love is strange
Greg: Just like your taste in anime
Sofia: Stfu
Zetsu: Last but, not least we have Itachi and Pain.
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Itachi and Pain have been sitting in silence for awhile until Leon came in.
Leon: Hello there boys care if I join you?
Pain: ...
Leon: Ok so what have you two been doing?
Itachi: Minding our own business
Leon: Feisty
Pain: What questions do you have for us?
Leon: So you two are single huh? Maybe we could I don't know go out?
Itachi: No
Pain: I'd rather go out with Hidan then you
Leon: Damn that was low
Pain: You were disrespectful to Konan
Leon: Not my fault she was being a cockblock
Itachi puts him in an genjutsu.
After dah genjutsu
Leon: Fuck you both Leon
Leon stomps off.
Pain: He was annoying
Itachi: Mhm
Itachi: Don't see how anyone could be mean to Konan
Pain: Yeah she's sweet I hope she's fine with Sasori
Itachi: Tch Sasori wouldn't hurt her
Pain: Yeah your right.
Goes back to silence.
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Kevin: That was...interesting
Tobi: Leon can go suck a lemon
Zetsu: Amen
Jorge: Omg Konan is so wholesome
Sofia: Pain is ma boi
Rianna: I'm just glad Leon got what he deserved
Greg: Mhm
Kevin: And that's all folks
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1984 livewatch
the time has finally come to watch the full movie! it’ll be sad, it’ll be disturbing, it’ll possibly be cringy, but it’ll be a lot of fun! :D
we start out with the mgm lion! noice ;)
epic quote B)
wait why is opera music playing i thought we’d start at the 2 minutes hate
OMG what if they’re gonna hate on opera
this looks like a drive-in movie tbh
narrator: “this is a land of peace and hope, a land of plenty...” OH SHUT UP YOU
they’re showing wheat like it’s little house on the prairie BOI YOU’RE IN LONDON
this is epic propaganda B)
what if the war footage was taken from ww2 and thus... isn’t real :o
HOLD UP is the eurasian war racist?
THE QUEEN HAS ENTERED THE CHAT
WHAT ARE THEY ALL SHOUTING I CAN’T HEAR WHAT THE FDR GUY IS SAYING SHUT UPPPPP
oh no it be u (his face is like ‘WHAT IS GOING ON’ and it’s very lol)
julia’s so into this! :o
o’brien’s like ‘ohhh!!!’
look who decided to SHOW UP FINALLY
he pauses a bit before reluctantly joining in yas ♥
OMG THIS IS LIKE A SCHOOL ASSEMBLY STOP TALKING GEEZ
good they stopped!
WOWWW DON’T EVEN LIST SUZANNA HAMILTON’S NAME WITH THE OTHERS GIVE HER A ‘WITH’ CREDIT WOWWWWW
this IS a school assembly they’re going back to work!
winston in glasses *chef’s kiss*
ooh a rotary dial! great use of tech from when the book was written :D
winston’s looking over at syme WITH SO MUCH JEALOUSY lol
what if the words they speak are just random stuff with no meaning
OMG confession!!!!!
poor winnie with his cough :(
this confession sounds JUST LIKE WINSTON’S OMG!!!!
winston: “bugger!” he’s a brit lol :D
epic B)
OMG this guy read goldstein’s book SO DID WINSTON!!!!
i love how the diary is in a brick hole that’s so cool :D
the diary scene was filmed on april 4th just like in the movie so that’s way rad man :D
i want you valley!!! :D
ooh they’re put a smol scene of his childhood in there coolio! :D
he s l e e p
this violin squeak tho :o
OMG THIS IS THE STANDING UP SCHOOL SCENE
it’s not but i can easily imagine it lol :D
he’s a stick omg ;o
when the lady talks to him you know it’s not a recording ;)
lady: “anyone under 45 is perfectly capable of touching his toes” BOI
oh no PARSONS
parsons: “choco rations are going up” c h o c o
parsons: “i seem to have run out of razor blades for some reason’ yeah,,, for some reason... ;)
this is so a cafeteria scene at school
THEY SAW EACH OTHER OMG
♫ i suddenly see him standing there, a beautiful stranger tall and fair, i wanna stuff this weird food in my faaaace! ♫ :D
me: “this is so romantic!” winston’s thoughts: “lemme smash HER WITH A ROCK”
wait did the lady say pineapple grenade???
HIS FACE LOOOL
syme rip boi
the 11th edition isn’t thicc :/
aww winston’s smol nod ♥
parsons: “by 2050 we won’t have conversations like this!” yeah because of screens lol
OMG the food looks and taste like meat but isn’t IT’S PLANT BASED MEAT!!!! :o
parsons just pulled a ‘hey need help with that?’ and put winston’s food on his plate EPIC
julia’s lookin’ at u ;)
YAS PROLES HOPE!!! :D
oh no DON’T TALK ABOUT THE 50 YEAR OLD WOMAN SEX WINSTON
OH NOOOOOOO
he liked the ‘bright red lips’ yet...
THIS CHICK’S LIPS AREN’T BRIGHT BOI
poor baby desperate for money :(
let’s GET THIS BEAT
hand on cheek = doublepluscute ^_^
epic foreshadowing B)
OMG CHESTNUT TREE POEM FORESHADOWINNNGGGGGG
OMG a couple is making out in the bar EPIC
winston’s just like ‘nnope’
OMG THE THOUGHT POLICE WERE FOLLOWING????
he’s at an antique store in prescott bless his heart ♥
mr. charrington sounds so kind WHYYYY
THE BIRTH OF A QUEEN ♥
mr. charrington says ‘4 dollars’ but they’re in london??
YAS BELLS OF ST. CLEMENS!!!! :D
winston: “what was that?” mr. charrington: “something old.” no DUH
they see each other againnn!!!!! :D
winston writes that he hates her SAME WITH A LOOK LIKE THAT
OMG SMOL WINNIE BIG O’BRIEN????? :o
his mom is lying dead in the field like the erza kid in ‘kirsten’s promise’ :(
he’s just... staring
OMG SPYING ON THE SPICY STARING ACTION :o
she PLONKED
that ‘ow!’ was so fake jules!
this is like anna and hans but not as bad underneath!
julia: “it’s nothing!” but this is turning out to be something... ;)
we’re half an hour in and wowza it’s gone by so fast! :D
winston: *gets a cute love note from julia* YEET!
THE HELICOPTER IS BACC!!!!! they’re really not making the spying subtle
OMG THIS IS THE THOUGHT CRIMINAL SCENE YAAAAS!!!!! :D
winston is the best plummer confirmed
kid: “you’re a thought criminal!” winston: *gives a slight ‘wha’ face and smiles* ICONIC
:)
the crowd is clapping and cheering over the war yet winston’s not doing anything SAME
jules is just scooching by lol
HAND HOLDING WHILE PASSING A NOTE OMG ♥♥
the sky does exist! :o
the telescreen has some great music :D
winston’s joining the ‘big man’s hiking group’ suure you are... ;)
the train is going to the beat of the kids’ singing coolio! :D
big brother is called ‘bb’ yas bby!
YEEES THE I WANT YOU VALLEY SCEENE!!!!!
the lq audio made the twig crack and the leave brushing really weird lol
winston: “i want you.” I-CON-IC!!!! :D
THAT SMIRK THO
winston: “i want everyone corrupt.” julia: “i’ll suit you, then. i’m corrupt to the core.” *mal screech*
OH NONONONOONO SHE GONNA TAKE HER TOP OFF BI PANIC BI PANICCC!!!!!
she really went commando huh
ALL THE WAY
the sex looks like it hurts NO WAY MAN NOT FOR ME NNNNOPE
i’m glad it was only a part you couldn’t really see and not a full on thing I DON’T NEED THAT
awww she’s so peaceful after big naughty :)
this is vaguely gay...
aww winston’s hair ruffling in the wind ♥
c r o n c h
also did he just cronch into a potato???
OMG THIS IS JUST LIKE SCHOOL
teacher: “when the orgasm is finally eradicated...” totally julia: “NOT ON MY WATCH”
winston is the kid who smokes in glass while julia is the one kid who Just Doesn’t Care lol :D
thoughtcrime THIS IS THOTCRIME
wow syme is still alive?
julia: “you dropped your ink pencil” you mean pen?
winnie’s back in prescott! :D
the room is 4 bucks a night noice B)
BACC TO THE H8 BBY
the modern say 2 minutes hate is probably just a livestream with kids texting ‘h8 xd’ in the chat lol :D
winston’s thoughts: “she who is so careful...” boi she threw a dictionary at the telescreen in the book THAT’S SO NOT CAREFUL
hey girl CUTE LQ SMILE YOU HAVE THERE!!! :D
YAS THE REAL COFFEE SCENE!!!!! :D
she has so many smiles YAS!!!!
she’s so eager with showing him I LOVE YOU SO MUCH JULES ♥♥♥
she says ‘real sugar, real bread’ and... jam
winston: “how did you manage to get all this?” jules has her ways... ;)
winston: “i want you” julia: “i want you too” YAS :D ♥♥
the thiccc singer is here!! :D
she’s so pretty! ♥
aww the stroke ♥
his hands are shaking as he touches her :(
winston: “freedom is the freedom to say two plus two equals four. if that is granted, all else follows” iconic!
YAS THE PAPER!!! :D
it be gin time ;)
he scratches the face off the gin bottle woah :o
I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS IS O’BRIEN :o
winston’s little ‘yes!’ at getting the 10th newspeak dictionary ♥
that’s a look of longing my friends! :o
winston: “the call has come. all my life i’ve been waiting for it...” and now he’ll go into the unknown... ;)
AAND we cut to naked julia eating an apple! slight bi panic
she’s touching the paperweight queen love it ♥
SHE KNOWS THE CLEMENS YAS!!! :D
julia: “i just know it!” BOI YOUR G-PA HELPED OUT
winston: “the only thing to do is to walk out of here before it’s too late” thus my ‘julia lives’ au comes in! :D
winston: “never seen one another again” ...oh he was talking about that NOT IN MY AU SON
julia: “you do, i do.” omg marriage :o
YAAAS JULSTON KISS!!!!!!! :D
fluffy! ♥
julia: “i love you.” awww :)
winston: “julia. do you think the resistance is real?” julia: “none of it’s real.” STRAWBERRY FIELDS FOREVER!
♥
OMFG THERE WAS AN EXPLOSION :o
work is scrambling like eggs!
poor headache bby! :(
epic B)
winston’s dreaming of his bishy selfish chocolate mom adventure!
the rats were there when his mom and sister were vaporized! :o
she’s in the dress! ♥
they’re talking about betrayal and julia’s like ‘they can’t do that!” OH BOI BUT THEY CAN!!!!
julia: “they can’t get to your heart” aww :)
awkward...
winston sees o’brien WITHOUT JULIA THE F????
this feels like the principal’s office lol :D
o’brien’s voice is so deep and british ♥
the way he clutches the newspeak dictionary is so cute! :D
aww he’s stroking the pages as he reads :)
the oceania anthem sounds russian :o
YAAAAAAAASSSS!!!!!!! :D
so soft ♥♥
winston: “julia, my love.” MY LOVE MY LOVE AHHH!!!! :D
YEES THE COFFEE SMILEEE!!!!! :D
she’s hungry... she wants coffee... who’s gonna tell her coffee isn’t food?
omg i saw winston butt :o
:)
winston: “she’s beautiful.” julia: “she’s a meter around the hips easily” winston: “that’s her standard of beauty.” YAAAS!!! :D
winston: “the future is ours.” YAS
OH CRAP THEY SAID ‘WE ARE THE DEAD’ NOOOO
mr. charington is loud compared to how i thought in the book
his ‘you are the dead’ should’ve been quieter like winston and julia’s then he could be loud!
FBI OPEN UP!!!!!
charrington: “here comes a candle to guide you to bed, here comes a chopper to chop off your head!” OHHHH NICE ONE MR C!!!!!! :D
RIP TO A QUEEN :’(
i should be a bit more heartbroken BUT THAT MR C RHYME MAN
OMFG THEY JUST BEAT UP JULES
SHE’S IN SO MUCH PAIN NOOOO :’(
why does he look old
awww :(
delete the drunk old lady BUT GIVE US PARSONS SUUURE
i dread the scene to come...
parsons didn’t say that he said ‘down with big brother’ so that’s a bummer :/
aww poor parsons he’s crying! :(
oh SNAP room 101!!!! :o
poor parsons but at least that scene wasn’t a thing!
OUCH THAT SMACC LOOKED LIKE IT HURT
is this leading into the bloody mouth scene? I STILL NEED TO KNOW WHAT THAT IS
winston doesn’t know where he is IT’S THE I WANT YOU VALLEY!!!
hold up this is just a vision ok BUT WHERE’S THE BLOODY MOUTH SCENE
frankenstein and spirit halloween called!
also o’brien flipped the switch without warning BISH
o’brien: “you suffer from a defective memory” and you suffer from a BISH MEMORY SIR
remember winston it’s all in the mind... ;)
WHY DID O’BRIEN SHOCK WINSTON HE SAID FIVE
'how many fingers’ is a trick question because winston sees four YET WE SEE FIVE OHHH
mother gothel vibes...
awww winston’s little scared squeak :(
winston: “i don’t know... i don’t know!” SAY FIVE WINSTON SAY FIVEEEEE
o’brien’s voice is so calming yet it spouts evil words...
julia immediately betrayed winston BECAUSE SHE HAD A ROSEMARY KENNEDY yet she’s somehow still alive without damage by the end???
ooh a new shot! :D
they just faded to black and showed a new angle which is a bit weird...
o’brien: “you’re thinking that my face is old and tired...” because it belongs to poor richard burton!
o’brien just yoinked winston’s tooth out tho :o
mother gothel strikes again!
winston to o’brien: “i love you.” you don’t say that back to jules YET YOU SAY IT TO O’BRIEN BOIIIII
o’brien: “you’re one of us. one of the chosen.” one of us gooble gobble! also ANAKIN IS THAT YOU????
winston just said ‘i love you’ oMG OMG OM WAIT WWAIIITIT
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
seconds after she says ‘i love you too’ SHE’S FREAKING SHOT DAAANG NO PUNCHES PULLED BACK!!!!!
aww he called her ‘my love’ even in a dream
so that was the infamous bloody mouth scene and it was quicker than i thought it would be? at least i have a bright julia smile! ♥
OMG winston’s calling for her yet it sounds so weird WHYYY
he’s much improved!
they’re skyping lol
after all he’s been through he still hates bb! :o
ROOM 101 :o
room 101 is a personalized experience just for you! :D
also IT’S A DREAM MIRROR
omg the rats are GOING AT EACH OTHER GEEZ
winston’s squeak at the rats no!!! :(
‘do it to julia’ sounds a bit selfish but it’s the betrayal we’ve been waiting for!
...NOT
uh oh here comes the awkward reunion...
they should’ve said “...sup.” to each other
the bartender saying “on the house!’ tiredly each time is great :D
winston: “thank you for coming.” julia in her thoughts: “yeah whateves bro.” :/
at least they can still bond over something :)
jules gin time ;)
they ratted out on each other true love???
julia: “we must meet again.” winston: “yes, we must meet again.” ...they never met again
but if they did it would be a bro time!
winston: “i have seduced party members of both sexes” BI NANI???? :o
since his crimes are like the guy’s from earlier... what if he didn’t do them and was convinced that he did? :o
in the book he says i love you to bb, but here he turns away and says it... what if he still loves julia? :o
and with that question, the movie has come to a close! it’s a fantastic little film that closely follows the book. while i would’ve liked to see julia with winston at o’brien’s and the drunk jail lady, the cutting of the gross parsons scene, the addtion of the bloody mouth scene and the possibly hopeful ending make up for it. overall, this is an amazing adaptation of such a great book! :D
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it’s nothing funny just to talk (p. 1)
What happens when you text that random number graffitied on a bathroom stall in your favorite bar? Jo Wilson is about to find out.
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In which Bar Princess and Doctor Evil Spawn meet via text.
More Jolex on your timeline because y’all seemed to love what I posted before! Also I’ve posted this whole piece on AO3 as well so it might look familiar.
this idea came to me in a fever dream and i am not sorry that y'all have to deal with it. 99% of this fic will be in "texting" format, so be prepared for that.
Jo is regular
Alex is italics
Saturday 11:04 PM
heeeeey is thiss doctor evil?
I gotta say ur phone sex namee needs sum weerk
u soud like a comic book village
fuck
village
VILLAIN
Who the hell is this? And how did you get my number?
i’m just a girl at thee bar!!!!
Joe’s Bar?
noooooo
i’m at enerlad city bar
You didn’t answer my question.
u asked a quesitoon?
whata was it?
i’m goos at takifjg tests
How’d you get my number?
it qas in the bathrooom!!!
it said “for a good tiem txt dr evil spawne”
so I did
I am ready to havee fun
You’re drunk, obviously, and I’m going to have to kill Cristina for putting my number up.
ooooooh is thatt ur girleifnd?
hirlefiend
girlfriend**
Wow you’re really gone. And hell no, she’s my roommate. One of them.
ooooh how many do u hav
roomees not girlfriends
Three. Two girls and a dude.
intereeesting...
well it’s tome for fireball shoots
steph is yeeling at me 4 txting too much
goodbey doctor eviel apawn!!
Oh lord. Tell Steph you need water. Or an IV.
I’ve got her. she’s throwing up on her shoes. thanks doctor. - steph
Sunday 10:11 AM
You know you’re pretty funny, Bar Girl.
jesus christ what fucking time is it?!
10 AM
I’m assuming you have a massive hangover.
hold on I can’t hear you over the sound of me vomiting
TMI as the kids say these days.
what’re you a grandpa or something??
No I just don’t know how to use text lingo. Except WTF. I know that one very well.
quick question
who the fuck are you?
Dr. Evil Spawn. You found my name graffitied in the bathroom of Emerald City Bar.
holy shit
I thought I dreamed that... WHAT THE FUCK
Nope. I’m real.
holy shit i’m so sorry
my texts were so annoying
Who hurt you? I mean you were shitfaced, I’m assuming someone broke your heart into tiny pieces.
the opposite actually, I was at a bachelorette party
not mine, i’m so single it hurts
Ahhh that makes sense. So you got shitfaced in solidarity?
exactly you get it
you seem like you’d be the DD at a bachelorette party
Well seeing as I’m a dude I don’t do Bachelorette parties.
Well I did go to one, but that’s a different story.
hmmm you seem like a very interesting man doctor evil spawn
going to bachelorette parties, living with women who aren’t your girlfriend
OMG ARE YOU DATING THE GUY YOU LIVE WITH?!
George? No absolutely not. And before you ask, my other girl roommate is gay.
so you’re single?
i’m only asking so when you murder me the police have as much information as possible
Haha very funny. I would be a terrible murderer.
you didn’t answer my question
Fine. Yes I’m single.
i’ll note that in the “serial killer file” i’m building
gotta go, I have to do work :/
Have fun, don’t die.
Sunday 8:38 PM
Arizona is trying to set me up on a blind date.
who’s arizona?
My gay roommate. She wants me to meet this “bubbly blonde” she knows from her pilates class.
ahhhh. why don’t you go?
Bubbly blonde is not my type. Sounds like she’ll spend the whole date talking about how much she loves dogs or her knitting hobby.
Plus she does pilates, that tells me more than enough.
you’re making some good points. I don’t pity you.
You better not. How was work?
the longest day of my life
it was just paperwork, I don’t actually work on the weekends
What do you do?
hmmmm that’s exactly what a serial killer would say
i’m an elementary school teacher
Oh so you sing and dance and paint pictures all day?
what school did you go to?
were working on multiplication tables and basic photosynthesis tomorrow
Wow that sounds like a lot.
it’s may, ive got three weeks of school left so I have to cram all the crap we didn’t cover into these last few weeks
Ahhh that sounds more accurate.
and what do you do?
besides text strangers that you don’t know
I’m a pediatrician.
oh so you make kids cry and wipe snotty noses all day? two can play at that game
Well we both have to deal with snotty noses sooo...
I GET IT!! Doctor Evil Spawn!!
why evil spawn though?
I wasn’t this nice when I started med school. My personality is an acquired taste.
ha! that’s a funny joke.
so if you’re a fancy schmancy doctor why do you live with three other people?
I’m only a resident, not making the big bucks yet. Everyone else is a doctor too.
are they all pediatricians?
No. Arizona is too but Cristina is a cardiologist and George is a trauma specialist.
interesting!! I too live with my coworkers. it’s not fun.
the table is always covered in craft supplies.
Well I can never read the grocery list on the fridge. Stupid doctors script...
oh that’s a classic. you’re pretty funny Dr. Evil Spawn
Thanks Bar Girl.
I gotta go. monday tomorrow and you know how fourth graders can be. night!!
Night .
Monday 9:47 AM
there’s not enough coffee in the world for monday mornings.
Monday 10:52 AM
Sorry I was yelling at the interns. We have a decent coffee cart here. Keeps me alive. Are you texting in class?
no it was recess
now they’re at spanish class
i’m not totally irresponsible
Oh good to know the future of America is in good hands. Teacher Princess is “not totally irresponsible”
teacher princess?
Well, Cinderella lost her shoe, you puked on yours. Same thing.
wooooooooow
that was so uncalled for...
I thought it was funny. Gotta go set a broken arm.
broken arm vs. adverbs... can we switch? have fun lol
Monday 3:26 PM
I don’t even think I know what an adverb is.
how did you become a doctor??
Don’t need to know adverbs to fix a couple broken bones and snuffy noses.
oh darn I should’ve gone to school for seven more years then
Haha. How were the adverbs?
better than expected, grading papers while I wait for my roomies to be done
we carpool, saving the environment and shit
Okay Eco Warrior.
you text like a 60 year old man
you’re not a 60 year old man are you?
No I’m a 28 year old man though
28 a doctor and you’re single? your personality must be worse than you described
I’m a busy man, I don’t have time to settle down. And I have no desire to.
yet you have time to text a complete stranger?
hmmmm interesting...
Ouch, that one hurt Princess.
steph is making me socialize with the other teachers
if I don’t respond, they killed me or dragged me to an essential oil party
Hahahaha
Monday 5:18 PM
Did you get roped into a pyramid scheme?
nooo but therew as wine
I should sotp drunk texting you so often
It makes your presence that much more entertaining. And bearable.
woah woah dude
i’m a gem
I can tell. Elementary school teacher with a heart of gold.
awwww your too sweet tome
It’s a Monday. Who the hell gets drunk on a Monday?
teachers
we deserve it
You’re a teacher and you’re single and still going to Bachelorette parties. You’re what, 23?
i’m 25 and i’m doing greta thanks you very nuch
cnat believe that i’m supplying my perosnal info to a serial killer
What makes you so sure that I’m a mass murderer?
ur weird nickname and ur intimate knowledge of the himan body
Mmm yes well a good amount of women do find themselves screaming around me often. Or under me. On top of me...
omg are you sending me dirty jokes
you’re crazy
What can I say.
Gotta go, I’m on call tonight. Get to bed safe, Bar Princess.
mmmkay thanks Doc
Wednesday 11:29 AM
What do you think is worse: School lunch or hospital food?
hospital food, no doubt
thursday is mac and cheese day here... I could bathe in that stuff
We have Spaghetti Wednesday but that’s the only good thing here.
mmm how depressing
the teachers do a pot luck once a month and that’s always good
the art teacher next door to me makes the BEST blueberry muffins.
Lucky. All I get here is vending machine cookies. Anything interesting happening in the elementary world?
a first grader got lice last week so naturally we all have it now
I had to chop off six inches of my hair
Holy crap. Lice can be vicious, be thankful you didn’t have to shave your head.
it feels like I did, my hair hasn’t been above my shoulders since the backstreet boys were still touring
Wow. I’m glad to know you’re well cultured.
of course I am
gotta go, kids are back from music class
Don’t be too hard on them, they deserve a break every once in awhile.
Thursday 3:06 PM
Incoming Voice Call
“Jenna you forgot your lunch pail. Have a good day!”
“Hello?”
“Hi Mrs. Peters. I didn’t grade Henry’s test yet, I’ll have it tomorrow. Thanks bye!”
“Helloooo?”
“Steph I gotta grab my things, I’ll be there in a seco- oh shit. Hello?”
“Bar Princess?”
“Doctor Evil Spawn? I must’ve butt dialed you, I’m sorry.”
“It’s okay I... I don’t mind the interruption. Are you leaving work?”
“Just about, we’re wrapping up the solar system and I have to bring home the diorama.”
“I was never good at the models, I prefer working with the real thing.”
“Oh ho, a man that works with his hands. I can appreciate that.”
“You know now we’re officially talking and we still don’t know each other’s names.”
“Well around here I’m Miss Wilson, but you can call me Jo.”
“Jo. Hmm I like chicks with dudes names. I’m Dr. Karev but you can call me Alex.”
“Well nice to kinda meet you Alex. I’ll talk to you soon, I gotta get out of here.”
“Talk to you later.”
Thursday 4:34 PM
I wouldn’t mind if you were my teacher.
how did I know you’d send me something along those lines
I’m predictable. I’m still calling you Bar Princess.
as you wish doctor evil spawn
I get to assist on a surgery today. Tonsillectomy.
like removing tonsils? that’s awesome
for you, not for the kid
Oh she’ll be fine, she gets ice cream and jello for a week.
okay yeah I might be jealous of her now
id love to be off work for a week and have you waiting on me hand and foot
the ice cream is a nice bonus
You think that’s my job?
well you said you aren’t making the big bucks yet so.... yeah
Keep dreaming. I’ll talk to you later, gotta scrub in.
have fun!!!!
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salut salut !!! here to request a matchup !!!i’m a 5”6 (averagely) bi girl, my name’s rylee. my sun sign’s taurus, but i have an aries moon that jumps out a BIT lmao. mbti is intp-t! i have v few major passions, most of them fade after a couple days i am inconsistent, but the ones that really stuck were writing, traditional art, n history! particularly greek + roman era n celtic history !! 1/5
Hi Rylee!!! Girl I am so sorry that I took so long to answer your rq, I’ve read your description as soon as you sent it but I didn’t have that much time to answer and I didn’t want to rush this, I wanted to actually take my time and make this right cause u seem such an interesting person and like u deserve justice bye!<3
anyways
MATCHING WITH : OIKAWA TOORU
• y’all have so many things in common
• he thinks your height is cute asf lmaoo cause he’s like 6’ or something
• the fact that your passions fade away so easily confuses the hell out of him like how can you love doing a thing today and after one week you’re not even interested
• but your writings, drawings and love for history are making up for your inconsistent ass
• Tooru found once a notebook with some short poems and loved it!! he asked you from where do you have it
• you were like. huh? those are made by me
• and he’s . no, they’re not
• like HOW ARE YOU SO TALENTED they are so beautiful
• and you can’t stop laughing it’s hilarious
• he’s the same when it comes to your other 2 big passions as well
• Tooru is so amazed when he sees your drawings ; you are a goddess
• he is constantly asking you how can you make such realistic drawings
• teach baby boy your ways
• also, I don’t see Tooru being passionate about history
• but everything sounds so interesting when you talk about it
• like : WW2? he doesn’t care
• but when Rylee talks about WW2?? he suddenly wants to know more
• because you inspire and motivate him
• he’s kind of… failing.. history class
• that means STUDY DATES WITH the great king!!!
• and you r like great kind my ass.. I haven’t read abt you in any history book
• Tooru : then let’s make history <33
• Rylee : please focus on studying tooru omg
• y’all were Netflix & chilling one day and you say : wait Tooru lets watch that space documentary cause I’m in love with the universe and everything about it
• TOORU IS TOO HAPPY RN
• like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! his beautiful Rylee loves space????? you were clearly soulmates
• he loves it when you’re confident, when you dress up to go out and do a mini cat walk in front of him, showing off your body and bright smile
• but those mini cat walks won’t happen too often, cause you’re not the most outgoing person
• good thing Tooru also loves it when you’re just watching Tv or doing random things around the house in his boxers and an old T-shirt, messy hair and 0 make-up
• you’re pretty both ways for this boy, and he loves it
• he’s always admired your hair routine : he asks you to do it on him once but the next day his hair was too damn fluffy he looked like a whole ass clown
• so. no.
• but that doesn’t mean he won’t still watch you amazed while you put on your hair different masks and oils before/after shower
• he sometimes flirts with his fanclub, but not because he doesn’t want you anymore or something, but because he tries to be really nice and not look mean
• you on the other hand, you’re not trying to be nice, but your mouth just speaks without you
• you don’t even NOTICE that you’re flirting with someone other than Tooru
• but he knows how his dumb lil Rylee can be, so, he’s always there to rescue you from the situation
• your round cheeks r so soft and cute!!! he can’t help but pinch them:(((( pls forgive him
• he loves to give you kisses on your cheeks cause it feels so soft and after that you’re blushing so you’re extra cute
• you always catchb him staring at your face because he says that looking at your freckles and bright eyes it’s his fave thing
• Tooru says that your face is like the night sky and the freckles are the stars
• then he sees a lil tear in the corner of your right eye and he’s like woah babe whats wrong:((( did that sound weird
• and you’re like no!! it was so beautiful Tooru omg I love you, you should definetly try to write some poems when you feel inspired
• Tooru : well duh, of course. I am good at pretty much everything, especially when it comes to complimenting a beautiful lady just like you, Rylee
• Rylee : ugh goodnight
• he laughs and falls asleep with his hand resting on your waist
• you’re whipped
• but he’s even more whipped than you
• when it comes to school, he’s a top student
• you on the other hand.. you’re actually really smart but you’re lazy when it comes to studying and also can’t focus lmaooo this is so me
• but Tooru the great is here to help. kind of
• when he sees that one time you’re almost failing maths class he decides to step up and help you
• but when he notices that you’re actually good at maths he’s like ?????
• why are you?? failing???
• and you’re like oh I just don’t wanna do any more of this stupid homework
• omg he’s so. tired of you
• but you know how to speak French and he thinks it’s so sexy
• he often asks you to speak to him in French cause it’s hot and you’re calling him stupid or something and he’s like yeah baby girl I wanna hear sum more
• you’re literally laughing your ass off
• that shit is hilarious
• y’all actually met when you received one of his deadly serves cause it almost hit you in the head when you entered the gym
• he is in shock
• a 5’6 girl? just? received? his? great? serve?
• so Tooru HAD TO KNOW YOU BETTER
• when he found out you that don’t play anymore he was devastated, and you reminded him so much of himself
• seeing that you overworked yourself and it lead to you not playing vb ever again made him realise that he should also slow down a bit, because of his knee
• of course, you were still playing with him sometimes
• but he wouldn’t allow you playing more than a few minutes cause he doesn’t wanna see you in pain <333 baby boy loves you
• when you’re hurt or just not in the mood to talk, Tooru runs to get you an iced mochas cause even tho he doesn’t like that drink, you love it
• so that’s everything that matters
• definetly loves it when you kiss him and you taste like strawberry gum
• cause you’re always chewing that shit he’s like Rylee aren’t your teeth hurting?? :((( he is worried but you’re perfectly fine
• you love to bake but the only things that turns out good are brownies, lemon slice and apple cinnamon muffins
• Oikawa is fine with living just by eating brownies if the brownies are made by you
Bonus : for y’alls anniversary you gave him an alien sweatshirt and he gave you a lingerie set with. aliens. lmfaooooo it looks pretty tho !! it complimented your body and it was with aliens, his favourites.
he is definetly going to marry you someday
i really hope i didn’t disappoint you 🥺😔❤️
-Riley
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OMG HOEE YOURE BACK -tears of happiness- I cant wait till chapter 32!!!!!! Cpuld we pretty please have a lil teaser? No pressure. I just need to a taste of your goodness 😇 Luv yaa gurl 😉
I’M BACK BITCCHESS 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗
LOOL - of course, you can sweetie! I love dropping teasers, it keeps me motivated 🥰
Here is the teaser! It’s the start, a nice lil’ taste of this crazy chapter because boooooyyy does shit hit the fan in this chapter. Enjoy~!
Rating: SFW
Words: 2000 (a tiny tease, I gotta save some content for when I post 😅)
Notes: WIP; not edited and subject to change, my loves :) Also, I noticed that the start of this chapter is decepitvely sweet for the shit that is about to happen lol - I’m evil.
~ Ying Yue Jiang ~
“You know…you have beautiful eyes, Princess.”
“Awe, thanks, Sokka.”
“Too bad your face is ugly.”
“I swear-”
The immature hoots that erupted from Sokka were loud and clear. His belly rumbled in amusement, entertained at my exasperated expression as I rested over his stomach.
We were lounging in Zuko’s and I bedroom, munching on cookies on our bed, despite it being early in the morning. Zuko already rose and went for a morning jog – and I would be lying if I said I didn’t use the excuse of me being under the weather to avoid that run.
It was as Zuko was leaving that Sokka busted through the grand doors, still in his polar bear pyjamas, with a plate of cookies in hand – “I wanted to check up on Princess, see how she’s feeling.”
And that leads us to where we were now.
I grumbled under my breath, stuffing another fresh-baked chocolate-chip cookie into my mouth as Sokka beamed down at me. Despite the pointless banter and teasing, Sokka and I were venting to each other; I was beyond happy. I never realized how much I missed spending time with him – he was my partner in crime, the person who helped me learn to laugh again.
And while Sokka has been my side from the beginning – we never got a chance to hang out as much as I would’ve wanted. Appreciate the presence of each other, even though ‘sibling time’ means tons of teasing and humiliation.
A hand rested behind his head as he leaned against the bedframe, stuffing another cookie in his mouth. His hair has grown so much already.
Usually, it was up in a messy top knot, but today, he let his hair down. Zuko still had the lengthiest hair out of the guys, but Sokka was starting to prove himself to be a worthy competitor. I was always jealous of how attractive Katara’s and Sokka’s brown hair was. There were natural blond highlights, and it complimented their baby blue eyes.
“Hey…did Aang bring Momo?” I pondered out loud; brows pinched as I tried to recall the last time I saw that mischievous creature. He was already so infuriatingly elusive, but now that we were in the Kingdom, it was like he vanished.
“Yeah, but you know how Momo is…” Sokka mumbled under his breath, more focused on chewing the cookie stuffed in his mouth than answering my question.
“I haven’t seen him once!” I exclaimed, and Sokka snorted, “Join the club. I asked Aang the other day, told me Momo is hiding out in the kitchen.” I couldn’t help but roll my eyes hearing that – of course, Momo is there. Appa would’ve joined Momo if he were here and could fit.
“Explains why the kitchen staff is panicking. They keep complaining that the food keeps disappearing – scared it could be a ghost.”
“You know what would be really funny…” Sokka mused, and based off the tone alone – I knew he was thinking of something evil. My mouth opened and closed, fighting the temptation to ask because I knew better. There was a reason why Sokka and I got along; we were the definition of dumb and dumber.
My lips puckered, and the next thing I knew, I turned on my side, facing Sokka eagerly.
“What’s your plan?”
Right away, Sokka grinned, sitting upright. I yelped, body rolling onto his lap, and in a bold move – he put down the plate of sweets on the bed. He means business.
“What if we covered Momo in flour – make him look like a ghost? The kitchen staff would lose their minds.”
“Sokka~! I can already imagine the mess.”
“And I can already imagine the looks on their faces when they see a ghost.”
I huffed, crossing my arms. “No, Zuko will kill me if he finds out it was us.”
“Keyword, if.”
“Where is Katara when you need her?!” I groaned to myself. If Katara were here, she would’ve shut down this plan before Sokka could even think of it. She was the mother of the group for a reason – she kept us all in check.
I grabbed a cookie from the plate that Sokka set aside, shoving it against Sokka’s lips. “Lie back down and eat a cookie.” I pestered, the only way I knew how to distract him. Sokka laughed against the cookie I practically stuffed, trying to chew the whole thing in one go.
“Aren’t you excited? She’s arriving tonight.” He mumbled between chomps. An enormous smile appeared on my lips, brushing my bedhead hair away from my face. “I can’t wait!” I gushed, body sprawling across the bed as I hugged my teddy bear close to my chest.
My gaze shifted upwards, staring at the wooden lined ceiling above us, with a silly look. It’s been how long since I’ve last seen Katara? It felt like forever, but I knew it was only a few months. Woah…me and Zuko haven’t been dating for that long, have we?
It felt like Zuko, and I have been together for years – but not in a bad way. I just felt so comfortable with him. Our routines, how open we are with each other, it was surprising to think that we haven’t been together for that long. But also look at everything that happened, everything we have gone through together…
It’s no surprise we’re as close as we are. We practically went through everything a couple may experience over their lifetime in a span of a few months. Add in the fact that he’s the ruler of a nation – things get a bit complicated.
“She’s going to freak out when she hears everything that is going on.”
I pouted, snapping my head towards Sokka, “She doesn’t know?”
He frowned, his silliness gone and face stern, “No. We didn’t want to give too much information via messenger bird or attached to Appa. It could get intercepted. It’s not worth the risk.”
A blue silence fell between us; my gaze returned to the ceiling, lost in my thoughts. Despite all the smiles, the giggles, the sweet moments of bliss – that didn’t change the current chaos around us. Mai is a traitor, Azula is back, and Yakone-
It was like someone punched me.
The mere mention of Yakone had a shiver running up my spine, the hairs on my arms rising in terror. Zuko didn’t mention his name once around me, and I wonder if it was because he knew how shaken up I was after the incident.
And the worst part of it all was I still had the handkerchief Yakone gave me that night when he comforted me, hidden away in my vanity. Gosh, I should’ve thrown it out, burnt it –anything, but keeping it. I didn’t know why I even kept the stupid thing. Maybe it was to remind me that he wasn’t that evil as a man?
That there was still a little bit of good left in him.
Yakone knew my family’s crane story. Dumb luck? He’s also a Bloodbender. But Aang told me that-
“Princess…how is your ‘Fire Nation Politics’ lessons going?” Sokka asked, his voice cutting my thoughts in half. I couldn’t help but jump slightly in surprise, and right away, Sokka’s hand fell over my forehead, a soothing gesture spotting my uneasiness.
“Hmm? S-sorry, I didn’t hear properly.” I mumbled quickly, looking up at Sokka. He rolled his eyes at my aloofness, flicking my head before speaking again, “You’re lessons involving politics. Zuko told me you’ve been learning a few things.”
I groaned loudly.
Gosh, bloody Fire Nation politics.
The moment I accepted that stupid Imperial Consort seal, I’ve had to brush up on my Fire Nation knowledge. From previous Fire Lords, customs, family trees, and laws – I wanted to cry. It wasn’t that it wasn’t interesting, it was just so much information thrown at me at once.
My hands fell over my face as I internally sobbed.
“It’s so difficult. I understand the basics, but the system here seems so backwards at times.” I whined into my hands, venting all the annoyance I had bottled up. There were so many things going on; at this point, I felt like I was memorizing words rather than understanding.
But knowing the rules did help out and gave me the chance to fire that meanie of a councilmember…Maybe I did understand more than I was giving myself credit for. But with everything else going on at the moment, my head hurt tons.
“Why don’t you ask Zuko to help you out, Princess? He is kind of like, the Fire Lord.” My hands dropped from my face, opting to throw my arms into the air in defeat. “I don’t want to bother Zuko. He has so much on his plate. I want to do this on my own.”
“But Princess, this is his job. He’ll help if you ask– he wants to help.”
I huffed to myself, biting my lips in frustration, “I know, but…I-uhh-I don’t know. I don’t want to. Have you seen the book I had to read for this week?”
Sokka shook his head, and I grumbled to myself, “On my nightstand. See that ridiculously thick book? Yeah, try reading a page and not fall asleep.” Sokka laughed at the evident disgust in my voice, grinning madly as he reached to his side. Just thinking about the book had me shivering in fear.
But I was trying.
Watching the way Zuko worked on a daily, it made me want to work just as hard. I wanted the prove everyone wrong – that I wasn’t some arm candy for Zuko. That I knew what I was doing…
Sometimes; it felt like Zuko was the only one who believed in me in this kingdom. I won the people’s hearts – now I had to prove to the council that I can do this.
I closed my eyes, letting my arm rest over my eyes, the migraine that I’ve had still dully throbbing.
It was strange, for the past five or so days, I kept fluctuating from feeling better to isolating myself in bed. My body was hurting; my head felt like a hot mix of heavy and aching. Was having a cold always this annoying? I usually had Katara heal me; I haven’t experienced a full-blown illness in years.
“I’m gonna read where you have your bookmark,” Sokka spoke, and I merely nodded.
Although…I don’t remember having a bookmark in my book…I didn’t make it far enough to bother putting one. I could hear Sokka snort as if he was trying to sniffle in a laugh-
“Yesterday, Zuko used the lounging area after our bath, and I couldn’t be happier! He looked sooooo cute sitting there, reading. He almost fell asleep-”
“OH MY GOSH SOKKA STOP!” I screamed. This asshole was reading my bloody journal!
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Are you more positive or a debbie downer?
Debbie Downer should be my name lol
What would you love to drink right now?
I’m drinking water rn, second mug in a row, my belly is going to explode
Is that an alcoholic drink or not?
it’s not this kind of water :P
Oh good. What would you love to eat right now?
I’m not hungry...
How many meals do you eat a day?
depends
Do you brush your tongue with your tooth brush?
sometimes
What are you favorite type of jeans?
I’d say skinny even tho I don’t wear jeans anymore ^^”
Do you eat your nails?
wait what swallow? ewww I don’t even bite them :o
Do you enjoy making or taking surveys?
taking them more
Name something that is blue that you like
Sadness from Inside out
Name something pink that you like
PYNK music video by Janelle Monae? XD
If you could have one more pet, what?
meh
If you could sleep next to a tame wild animal what?
woah
Would you rather have an owl or a snake?
both are cool
What would you name it?
Bowl for owl and for snake either Ksysio or Wonsz żmieja?
Do you eat the ice in your drink?
no
Have you ever been addicted to cigarettes?
I had one cigarette in my whole life but I still keep a package in my room :x
Which do you use more? Facebook or Instagram?
fb, I don’t care for insta
Do you watch beauty videos on You Tube?
nah
Do you like Star Wars?
love
What kind of surveys do you like the most?
interesting, not just YES or NO questions, I want to go deeper
Have you ever dropped something down the garbage disposal on accident?
omg luckily not
What CD would you never buy for yourself?
anything Justin Bieber for sure
Is sex a must in your life?
absolutely not
Would you rather be cute and ugly or hot and stupid?
cute and ugly? lmfao ok
Are you evil in any way?
everyone is, more or less
Would you rather be a clown or a garbage man?
can’t decide :D
Would you rather be a rockstar or a librarian?
librarian but rock star ain’t that bad of a choice ;)
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?
again? I just got this question on ask today and that really made me anxious
Did you and your mum ever have a big fight that caused you to move out?
sigh...
Has the last person you kissed ever been to your house?
yep but not to my room as I’m super ashamed of it, it’s not what I really want, it’s more like a storage room for mine and my mom’s things, I wish I could move and out and do what I want instead of cleaning this mess just to have it ruined days after, not that I have money now to fix things the way I imagine my bedroom to be someday :(
Have you had a good day today or was yesterday better?
yesterday was better but today I got a T-shirt so that was a good moment
Do you have any plans for the upcoming weekend?
hospital
Could you date someone very attractive, but who thought they were better than everyone else?
blergh, r u kidding me?...
Do you always feel like you’re making mistakes?
constantly
Does anybody have a tattoo with your name on it?
not because of me but someone somewhere definitely has that name on them for another reason
How would you feel if you got the person you liked?
I'm in a relationship
Is there anyone who likes you?
it seems
If the last person you kissed saw you kissing someone else, would they be mad?
of course
What’s the first thing you heard this morning?
you mean a sound (doorbell) or words (I don’t remember)?
If you fell pregnant to the last person you kissed, what would you think?
not possible
Are you young or old?
young, at least according to my ID and being childish
Are there always other fish in the sea?
there are but maybe I don’t want them and/or they don’t want to be catched etc.
What can your tongue do?
pfft
Do chickens have feelings?
sorta
Do you think the body is the most beautiful thing that was ever made?
...
So how are you feeling today?
not good enough
Where is your sister right now?
don’t know nor care
What do you smell like?
it’s so hot, I smell like sweat and I can’t stand it but I can’t shower all day long
What colour is your mum’s hair?
grey
When was the last time you talked to one of your siblings?
last week
Do you like fire?
as an element of magic in fantasy movies
Does your mum vacuum early in the morning while you’re asleep?
she’s noisy in different ways
Does wearing glasses really make people look smart?
that’s a lame stereotype
Do your band-aids have cartoons on them?
they’re useless but one time I bought Moomin ones because I’ve been walking through the store and they fallen right under my feet and there was nobody around nor the shelf/aisle that they could come from so it was weird and I love Moomins so I took them home (I paid) and they’re probably stored somewhere
Have you ever kissed someone you shouldn’t have?
what do you mean?
Who’s the funniest drunk person you know?
my gf apparently - in a cute way - that’s surprising for a teetotalist like me
What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up this morning?
my tee came!
When was the last time you saw your father?
he just left for work and I was waving to him through the window which is our tradition
What if your partner went through your cellphone?
I have nothing to hide
Has anyone ever been with you while you were throwing up?
my parents and sister
Robert Downey Jr. — Bet you have a crush on him.
he’s handsome but I’d prefer to be him instead of having a crush on sex I’m not attracted to
What would you do if you were to get stuck on a ski lift overnight?
... freeze?
and pee myself
Have you ever received an anonymous gift?
one time when we were really poor that we couldn’t afford food someone left a package under our door, knocked and ran, bless this person whoever knew we have hard times :*
What kind of laugh do you have?
many kinds that happen randomly
Will you have a Valentine next year?
I have a bigger chance than any other year before
Macaroon or a cupcake?
cupcake
Did you kiss or hug anyone today?
hug my mom and my dad too
Are you currently waiting on someone to do something for you/to you?
kinda
Do you know anyone, personally, who is in an abusive relationship? Are you?
I’m not in an abusive relationship but I know those who are as it’s common and it’s really sad that ppl think only beating makes relationship toxic
Are you planning on going anywhere with someone, some time today?
I’ll stay home
Do you find your school to be loaded with hot guys or not so much?
I remember E.W. once said that we have a lot of elves around because LOTR movie had very ugly ones as we did in high school, I tried to find that pic someone posted back in the day but I failed, it was from the council from what I remember
Is there anyone you are currently trying to get out of trouble? Why?
mostly I just keep my eye on my father and my mother all the time because of covid (and not only because of it) if that counts
Are you plotting anything at the moment?
another chapter of the book?
Have you ever wanted your significant other to get rid of a friend?
because they were evil to them, it wasn’t about ME
If you have siblings, have they moved out or do they still live with you?
she moved out :3
Do you have a therapist?
no longer
Have you ever gotten a good grade in math class?
yeah, in middle school I was getting awesome grades in math class
What do you think of the last person you texted?
we’re dating
Have you ever gotten a bloody nose from snorting cocaine?
I’ve never done cocaine wtf
Do you post pictures were you look good but your friends look bad?
I ask them first
Are you friends with any of your exes?
me and one of my exes are together
Are you a whiskey person?
I’m a no alcohol person
Has anyone ever made fun of your taste in music?
tiny bit, wasn’t that bad
Have you ever overflown a bathtub?
I have not
Have you ever thrown food at a stranger in a movie theater?
not in a movie theater
Are you somewhat of a perfectionist?
somewhat
Do you like sour candy?
by Lady Gaga
not eat
Do you usually wear sunglasses when you’re driving?
but I don’t drive
Is there ever a time that you enjoy cold showers?
brrrr no way
Are you good at painting nails?
am not but it doesn’t matter
Are you good at filling silence in awkward situations?
doubt it
What word should you really probably remove from your vocabulary?
kurwa
Do you rip out the page if you make a mistake writing, or cross it out?
cross it out, if I ripped the page then there would be nothing left
Do you use a full length mirror daily?
we don’t own one
Can you walk in heels, or do you feel awkward in them?
I think they don’t match my style and they’re uncomfy in a long term
Mac or PC?
PC
Will you tell someone if there’s something in their teeth?
sorry but probably not
Do you ever actually make your bed?
when I have guests
Do you make an effort to eat healthy?
yup
The last time you kissed someone, what color of shirt were they wearing?
black, that’s easy
What’s something you want to purchase next time you’re at the mall?
food
If you had to choose between a million dollars or to be able to change a regret?
money because one regret won’t help me and even might make things worse
Are you taller than your mom?
almost 10 cm
What would you do if your best friend told you they were moving today?
my gf - break up
my dad - try to stop him or move out with him
You’re locked in a room with the person you last kissed, problems?
no problems
Do you have any ‘naughty’ photos on your phone?
0
Could you handle living with a male roommate?
my dad, no one else
What were you doing at 10:00 this morning?
waking up
Why aren’t you texting the last person you kissed?
who said we aren’t texting?
Do you think you’ll actually live a happy life with somebody?
don’t feed my paranoia
Connection between you and the last person who messaged you?
love
Where is your biological father right now?
bus/job already
Who else is in the room with you?
I’m alone
Water with ice or no ice?
no ice
Are you wrapped in a blanket?
too hot for that
Has anyone done anything nice for you today?
I’m thankful for all those nice things people do for me - big or small
The last time you hung out with your sibling(s), what did you do?
took a walk
Do you usually bring or buy a lunch for school?
bring
The last time you had sex, was it in their bed or yours?
their
How old were you when you figured out you were definitely straight, or bi, or whatever?
middle school was the beginning
Do you fit in at work or in school?
I was always an outcast
Have you ever looked in the mirror and thought, “Oh God, Ew.”?
99% of time
Have you ever cried at a real wedding?
nope
Is there someone you need to forgive?
*annoyed sound*
What’s your brother(s) / sister(s) names?
personal
Suppose you saw your crush/bf/gf kissing another girl/guy, what would you do?
why tho
What is your favorite color for bridesmaid dresses?
whatever bridesmaid wanna wear besides white
Do you have a secret crush right now?
it’s no secret
Do you know anyone who doesn’t want to have kids?
me
Would you rather visit Tokyo or Paris?
dunno
Do you think you would like living in New York or Chicago? Why or why not?
too overcrowded/loud etc.
Name 3 celebrities who are the same height as you.
Lady Gaga, Ellen Page, Reese Witherspoon
Are you happy with your height?
I’d like to be taller, not too much tho
Do you have big or small hands?
small
Have you been baptized?
I have been
Have you ever been abused in any way?
sadly
Do you like unicorns?
they’re fine
Is there one book you have read over and over again because it’s so good? if so, which is it?
I don’t reread books
Do you play games on your phone a lot?
recently I became obsessed with LOVE ISLAND game
Have you ever had to put out a kitchen fire?
my mom took care of it but it wasn’t a big deal tbh
Have you ever been kidnapped?
wut
Do you have anything glow in the dark in your room?
stars
Do you wear a scarf, if so, what does it look like?
not rn
Is there a video or computer game that you can get lost in for hours?
mhm but not too long
Do you get breadsticks with your pizza?
breadsticks and pizza? it’s like bread with bread - no thx
Did you ever have a waterbed?
I hate those
What toy from your childhood do you miss?
rubber toys?
Did you sleep in late today?
yes
When was the last time you were disappointed?
this day
Do you like listening to love songs?
I like a variety of music which includes love songs
In your group of friends, are you the smart one, athletic one, etc.?
funny mom friend... ok, fine, a dad because my puns are daddy jokes
Has any of your friends’ family ever yelled at you?
no but they said bad things about me behind my back
Did you ever watch the show Full House?
with my sister
What was the last thing that scared you?
how I feel physically
Do the librarians at your library know you by name?
they do
What ten people would you most likely bring on a roadtrip?
10 ppl?! shoot me...
Is there anything you’re really stressed out about right now?
health issues
What was the last thing that made you cry?
I’m about to cry...
What are the last three songs you listened to?
Crystal Castles - Suffocation
frnkiero andthe cellabration - neverenders
Major Lazer - Be Together (Feat. Wild Belle)
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Plastic Heart - Part 15
Namjoon x Reader
Author: Mo
Summary: When you get the highly-anticipated BTS dolls for Christmas, your life takes a turn in a way you never could have expected.
Note: Oof we’re getting into the Joon/yn relationship zone omg. I love them so muchhhhhh. Also, baby Koya is my son and i’m love him.
Warnings: None?
Word Count: 1.4k
Prologue, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15
“So explain to me what all of this means again.” Namjoon was standing behind you while you scrolled through Twitter. There were so many pictures of the two of you circulating that it wasn’t even funny. “We’re trending?”
“Someone took pictures of us at the mall yesterday and everyone thinks you’re RM.” You told him, biting your lip. “To be fair, you look just like him. But he literally did a VLive last night while we were out.”
“Right, so obviously I’m not him.”
“Obviously. But ARMYs love to be conspiracy theorists.” Yoongi pointed out. He wasn’t wrong. “Anything new?”
“Let me refresh.” You did, scanning the new Tweets, including a new one from BTS’ official account.
They had Tweeted one of the pictures from the night before, and there was a caption: This...isn’t me #RM.
“Okay, so he did say something about it. So hopefully, that’ll take care of things.” You sighed in relief and decided to leave your phone for a little while so you could make breakfast. “Come on, Joon, we’re teaching you how to make pancakes.”
He followed you into the kitchen, the two of you leaving Koya with the others so he could finally get to know his uncles. You got out the pancake mix and added water, mixing it into batter. A minute or two later, you had the first pancake sizzling in the pan.
Namjoon watched for a few moments until he a) realized how much he wanted to touch you and b) remembered that now he could. If your makeout session the night before had been any indication, you felt the same way about him. So, Namjoon took a few steps forward and wrapped his arms around your hips. He cozied up to your back, pressing a few tender kisses to your neck. You leaned into his warmth, trying your best to focus on the pancake you were flipping, but you were a little distracted.
“Are you paying attention?” You giggled, wiggling in Namjoon’s grasp.
“Of course. You just pour the stuff and then flip it. Easy peasy.” He murmured, peppering kisses up your neck to your cheek.
“What happened to my nervous, flustered Namjoon, huh? Weren’t you shy like yesterday?” You teased, smirking.
“Yeah, and then we made out for like an hour last night, so…” He kissed your cheek again. “I think your shy little Namjoon got a whole lot more confident.”
“Well, I hope my confident Namjoon still likes pancakes.”
“Your Namjoon likes whatever you want to cook for him. He’s just very grateful for his (Y/N). He...doesn’t know what he’d do without her.” His voice got all quiet. So you stood there for a while longer in the comfort of his arms, flipping pancakes until you had a nice little stack of them. You sat down at the table with Namjoon, putting a few pancakes on your plate and drowning them in syrup.
“So…?”
“Do I even need to tell you that these are absolutely amazing, ohhh…” He leaned back in his chair, squeezing his eyes shut. “Food is so underrated. God, I’m gonna put on a million pounds, aren’t I? If all food tastes this good…”
“You’ll get used to it eventually.” You smiled, watching him. “After a while, pancakes won’t seem so special.”
“Pancakes will always be special if you’re the one that made them.”
“Wow, you’ve been crushing hard, huh?” Reaching up, you pinched his dimpled cheek.
“Well, how could I not? You’re YOU.”
Your cheeks flushed red and you giggled. He leaned closer and kissed the corner of your lips before kissing you full on. His lips were sweet and sticky, as plush as you’d always dreamed they’d be. You hadn’t ever had something this real, and yet, two days ago, he’d been made of plastic. There was some irony there, you were sure.
“Oh, so you two are like TOGETHER together now.” Yoongi noted, his voice alone splitting the two of you apart. You grinned at the sight of Namjoon’s reddened cheeks, his sheepish smile as he pulled away from you. Maybe your shy, nervous Namjoon was still in there somewhere… “Sorry I ever doubted you, Namjoon.”
“Yeah, we’re…” You didn’t know if you were DATING, per say, but you were kissing each other now, so you’d have to discuss the whole relationship thing whenever you caught some alone time later. “Yeah.”
“Happy for you. So uh, you might want to check your Twitter. I brought your phone.” Yoongi walked over, dragging it behind him until he handed it to you. “Also, your son wants to be cuddled and none of us are big enough to hold him.”
“I’ll go get Koya.” Namjoon kissed your forehead and walked back out to the living room.
You picked up your phone, curious, and unlocked it, opening Twitter. You had a DM. From BTS. Holy shit. With a shaking hand, you opened it up.
@BTS_twt: Hey, so some people on Twitter said you might be the girl in the photos.
@BTS_twt: This is RM by the way.
You stared at the words for a few seconds before they started to make any sense. Holy shit. You were messaging RM. Holy fuck.
@your_Twitter: Yeah, I am. I’m sorry about all the trouble it’s caused you, but I’m not the one who took the pictures. We were at the mall, and I guess people just followed us with their phones.
Namjoon walked back into the kitchen, Koya cradled against his chest. He looked at you with concern. “Everything okay?”
“Kind of. Not exactly. Look.” You showed him. His eyes widened.
“Holy shit, you’re talking to RM. Oh my God what are you going to tell him?”
“I have no idea. How do we explain this to him?”
@BTS_twt: So the guy that looks like me...is he your boyfriend?
“What did he say?” Namjoon asked as soon as your phone pinged.
“He asked if you’re my boyfriend.”
“W-what are you gonna tell him?” There was your nervous Namjoon. The b-word was still new territory for you two. You hadn’t had that conversation yet, and this wasn’t the way you imagined you’d have it.
“Well, it would be weird if I told him no, right?” You asked.
Namjoon bit his plush lip and nodded. “Well, y-yeah, that would be weird…” He inhaled a shaky little breath, his heart working overtime as he waded through the awkward silence that had grown between you. “S-so AM I?”
“Are you what?”
“Am I your boyfriend?” He asked, Koya curling further into his warm chest. Then, softer, he asked, “A-are we dating? Are you my girlfriend?”
“Well, I mean...we kiss each other. And we both like each other. So...Do you want to be?”
Instead of answering, Namjoon surged forward, capturing your lips with his. He didn’t know how two things could fit so perfectly together, but he couldn’t think of a single place his lips belonged aside from the slot of your own. A few hungry kisses later, your knees trembling, you sent RM a message back.
@your_Twitter: Yeah, he’s my boyfriend. Not to freak you out, but his name is Namjoon too.
@BTS_twt: Woah, really?! That’s so weird! I don’t know what to tell the press. What do you want me to tell them?
@your_Twitter: Wow, I have no idea. It obviously couldn’t be you, though, because you’re in Korea and we’re in the States.
@BTS_twt: Yeah, obviously...I’ll figure out something. Thanks for clearing it up. Tell your Namjoon I said hi, alright?
“RM says hi.” You looked up at him, showing him the message. Namjoon felt a mixture of feelings stirring around in his chest. His namesake knew he existed. Weird. That wasn’t something he’d ever thought he’d have to think about.
“Weird.” He whispered.
You nodded. “Very.” You reached up and threaded your fingers through his thick hair, pulling him down for a kiss that he very eagerly reciprocated. “It sounds like he’s going to take care of it, though. Glad we have him as a resource.”
“Yeah, me too.” Namjoon scratched the back of his neck. “What do you want to do for the rest of the day?”
“Well, now that we know this is permanent...we need to get some papers forged for you. A birth certificate, an ID, some other stuff. I...know a person who can do that for us.”
“Oh, really? That’d be great.”
“The problem is, it’s Luna. So, we’d need to tell her...where you came from…”
“And you think she’d handle it alright?” Yoongi asked.
“Luna? Yeah. Melody and Ella, probably not so much, but Luna...if we broke it to her gently...yeah, probably.” You pulled up her number and sent her a text. You weren’t quite sure how you’d explain all of this to her, but you’d have to figure it out.
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