#look man

[ghostbsuter]

Water drips down in the corner, the steady dop drop drop— does wonders for the bat.

Batman has been taken, tied up, and undressed of his utility belt. It takes him a second to figure out who took him, by the large but empty and run down warehouse, the sound of the shore not far away.

The docks. He shuffles, bound and comm off.

Then, the steel enforced door slams open and Joker enters.

"Batsy!" He calls, overjoyed. The man walks to the bound vigilante and crouches to his height.

"It's been so long, hasn't it been?"

The vigilante grunts. "Joker."

"Today will be different." He goes on, "today, we have," the crime Prince drums his fingers on Batman's thigh. "A guest!"

He freezes at that, Joker has a civilian.

(Oracle sends out the message, her voice firm, and the coords are shared to the rest of the clan in seconds as she looks at her monitor. Batman's red dot at the harbour bright.)

"I'm a guest now?" The voice of a child asks, it brings slight confusion that the boy wasn't tied nor harmed in any way.

It's relief that he seems okay, but the danger of standing next to the Joker has Batman wiggling in his restrains.

"Is that a promotion or demotion for son?"

A brief look of annoyance enters Joker before being smoothed out, the boy is dealing with a delicate time bomb. Uncomfortably close to the madman.

(He hurries in the process of breaking free.)

"My son! My blood!" Sings the clown, throwing his hands around the boy's shoulders and prancing around.

Which brings another question.

Son?

Cool lighting hits the boy's head and the tuffs of pink, blue and green become more obvious, hidden beneath black hair previously.

Joker and Harley have a child. A son.

He will visit harley later. The boy comes first.

"Dante! Danyal! Daniel?" Joker croons, shaking the boy. "What was it again?" He stops, turning his son toward him with a grin.

(Robin drops down behind him, hiding, katana ready to be swung.)

"Danny, actually," the child— Danny– shrugs off the hands and steps back. Unflinching from the judging stare, simply waving off the hands creeping to his throat.

"Danny," the name is tested, and the Prince of Crime hums to himself. "We can always replace it as Joker Jr! It fits you better than Danny."

(Red Robin and Spoiler get on position above them, ready to pounce from the construction pillars.)

"Yeah, I don't know about that." He chuckles nervous, catching Batman's eyes and—

His eyes alone scream of fear, scared– scared—!!

"We will get you an acid flower, a new suit as well, the hoodie looks horrible on you." The man notes, humming.

"I prefer hammers." Danny replies with tense shoulders.

Joker clicks his tongue, "You always went after your mother." he hisses, outright glaring at his son now. His hand tightened around the crowbar he'd gathered not long ago.

"I mean," he hesitates, eye trailing off the Joker and over his shoulder. "I did come out of her."

The sound of a loaded gun shatters the silence, and Joker is pulling Danny, switching their positions and pushing him right in front of the gun in Red Hood's hand.

"Always a coward, hiding behind others, aren't you." Danny stops himself from squealing. That's the Red Hood!

(Escrima sticks light up with electricity as Red Hood speaks.)

Joker is ticked off, party ruined and surrounded now that he looks around.

Oh well, he can get his son on his villain path another day.

Cackling, he evades the escrimas, dodging the wonder boy and evading the twin attacks from above.

He pulls out a trigger and presses the bright red Button.

"Have fun bats and birds!"

The warehouse is completely flooded with fear gas, scarecrow wouldn't be mad he sacrificed one of his warehouses, will he?

It's all blurry. In one moment, his view is shrouded, and he's coughing. In another, he gets picked up and brought outside, the Joker gone.

An oxygen mask is placed on him by a paramedic, being handed off to an ambulance that had been called.

Peeking around, he sees Red Hood (!) still lingering around. Danny catches his eye and with a wave, the man is walking towards him.

He simply crosses his arms and tilts his head, waiting.

"Could I get a picture?" Danny blurts out, flushing after and coughing, holding the oxygen mask in his lap.

Red Hood makes a show of his shoulder sagging before crouching down and leaning toward him.

Later, Danny will look at the picture with a boyish grin, crooked and charming.

.・゜-: ✧ :-

A continuation

#dcxdp #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc #fic prompt #writing prompt #dc x dp prompt #idk how the chemicals in joker and harley would affect a child tbf #so danny gets nice tuffs of blue pink and green #danny is the kid of Joker and Harley Quinn #look man #if harley was aware he was back in gotham she would have killed the joker before he knew of his son #batman is so confused #who allowsd the joekr to reproduce #edited: im actually been thinking ahrd decided the original was better #child danny would be greay to traumatize #also #dannys fav robin was the sec one #he has a complicated relationship with his dad #or rayher no relationship at all #hes gonna bash this mans head in with a hammer #harley will be so proud #sorry rebloggers for changing it!!!

[gillionmeowstrider]

echoes of an older sister

#gillion tidestrider #edyn tidestrider #jrwi riptide #jrwiblr #jrwi show #jrwi fanart #i felt like emotionally destroying myself via the tidestrider siblings tonight #(ive been working on this on and off for weeks lol) #look man #erm #they get better (? maybe?) #fun detail: edyn is always facing gillion except in the final illustration! while gillion only faces her three times #before he is called forth by the elders. after he's reunited with her after his banishment. and when she's walking away from him smile

[tlou-reid]

i’ve written sunshine!reader before but i’ve been thinking about grumpy!reader and sunshine!felix catton

grumpy!reader playing early 2000s pop music in her dorm room while felix is over. she initially (and repeatedly) told him that studying only happened at the library, but he finally convinced her to let him come over.

sunshine!felix who is shocked by the decorations covering her part of her dorm room as it is in contrast to the plain-looking clothes she wears.

sunshine!felix telling grumpy!reader he wasn’t expecting her to listen to this kind of music, joking about rock and metal music.

grumpy!reader who rolls her eyes at his comment because everyone listens to pop music. sunshine!felix adamantly disagrees—his music taste is far too superior and indie for pop music.

sunshine!felix who keeps smiling when he hears grumpy!reader singing along under her breath while she figures out complex math equations.

sunshine!felix who tells grumpy!reader that he loves hearing her sing love songs, that she’s adorable when he tries to hit high notes.

grumpy!reader who rolls her eyes and throws a highlighter at him. she huffs “get back to work and stop staring at me!”

sunshine!felix who has a teasing smirk on his face, insisting that she is too distracting. he can’t help but pinch her pretty cheeks, that are covered with a small, shy blush.

grumpy!reader who won’t allow him to get under her skin and into her heart, no matter how hard he tries.

#LOOK MAN #I AM PROJECTING RN #not my usual fandoms but i would die for jacob elordi #felix catton imagine #felix catton blurb #felix catton x reader #felix catton x you #felix catton x y/n #felix catton fanfic #felix catton drabble #saltburn imagine #saltburn blurb #saltburn drabble #saltburn x reader #saltburn x you

[akitalockwood]

Back to my GOW brainrot

Commissions

#god of war ragnorak #god of war #gow kratos #fenrir #artist on tumblr #from Dad of BOY to Dad of Dog #look man #someone has to exercise this doggo #Aki's blorbos #Aki can art

[the-zestiest-milk]

I am the dog that you feed // Won’t you feed on me?

#look man #theres just something about kdj devouring yjh('s story) all his life in order to keep moving forward #and then during his time as OD having kdj('s story) be devoured in order to keep yjh moving forward #that appeals to meeeee #orv #omniscient reader #omniscient reader fanart #omniscient reader's viewpoint #yu junghyeok #yoo joonghyuk #kim dokja #dokhyuk #joongdok #my art

[jude-shotto]

[Day 11 - Nines and Gavin as cowboys.- bambau💖]

What's the appeal of smoking?

You can check out the days early up on Patreon!

#Look man #I'm just very obsessed with RDR2 #dbh #dbh rk900 #dbh gavin #oh shoot you mean they're BOTH outlaws #no wonder I have them as being in rival gangs in my notes #well maybe they collaborating rn and 9s is disguised as a sheriff xD #it's the romeo and juliet scenario! but for middle aged men! #fellas. is it gay to share a cigarette with your homie?

[ana-cantskywalker]

If I had a nickel for every time I fell in love with an animated tv show that was a spin off from a popular movie franchise, whose protagonist was a dorky slightly shaggy boy who was a genius mechanic/inventor and also that universe's equivalent of a horse girl, who was in love with a strong independent female with a love for weapons (who he'd had a crush on since he was a young teenager, and who found him annoying for the first part of their relationship) and had a team that he considered family, most of the plot switched between said family adventuring and helping people, and our protag being obsessed over by a deranged man with all of his screws loose, that simultaneously loved and hated the protag, had tattoos on his face and a red and black color scheme, and other than the deranged man, our main villain was a genius obsessed with the art of war, seeing it as a game to be played with our main cast, the show had several big villains and events that were never quite resolved because they got resolved in the movies, throughout the show we get to see our protagonist evolve from an unsure adolescent to a confident selfless leader, and the show does a great job of adding to the worldbuilding and expanding the already established universe of the franchise, and although it was technically a children's show, it managed to have very mature and complex storylines and themes, while also not taking itself very seriously and giving us a nice balance of fanservice and witty humor.

I'd only have two nickels

but it is weird that it happened twice.

#is this too specific #probably #but look me in the eyes and tell me that I am wrong #star wars #star wars rebels #ezra bridger #httyd rtte #httyd #race to the edge #hiccup haddock #how to train your dragon #dragons race to the edge #dagur the deranged #look man #maul and dagur are almost the same character #sans dagurs redemption arc #but they are psychotic in the same way

[lemonkatt17]

So… Human Bumblebee. I love him. Call me a transformers fan now. BECAUSE HE IS SO CUTE.

#bumblebee #bumblebee transformers #transformers #human bumblebee #look man #to be cringe is to be free #AND I AM FREE #I have no clue how to tag this #fanart #drawing #art

[mewnia]

Did a fun fairy drawing based on the passionflower :P

#fairy #flower #passionflower #illustration #look man #I see an opportunity to do a purple/yellow color palette and I go crazy okay #it’s my fav #mewnia's pawprints

[solivagantingrebel]

You're so wrong Ghost, jealousy looks BEAUTIFUL on Soap. You're just having too much fun fucking with him.

#and im having too much fun doing everything but writing #look man #let me bask in this for a bit #ghostsoap #ghoap #my writing #talking about my wips

[masterwords]

What's my worst quality? || 2x15 - Revelations

What if we don't want a new Unit Chief? || 3x02 - In Name and Blood

#aaron hotchner #derek morgan #hotchgan #criminal minds #hotch and morgan being petty volume 1 #aka the best continuity that the writers ever had was when these two wanted to really get under each other's skin #and i thank them for it #bless #there is something so soft about the way that derek says “you can be” and “sometimes” like he's not as willing to gut hotch as jj and emily #and hotch just wads it up and sticks it in his lil pocket and throws it back at derek when he's getting ready to leave the bau #and when derek claps back by saying #look man #are you a pain in my ass? YES SIR #PEAK HOTCHGAN #i am very normal and i am doing great today why do you ask? #and no i do not give a rat's behind about the rated tv-14 nonsense i did these screencaps at 1am and it stays as a marker of my madness

[the-sleepless]

When artstyle decides to do a change- and you remember you can actually do art.

And then that art you do turns out to be ur

✨Aesthetic ✨

Wip- also the angst do be angsty huh. Uhhhh, get back to y’all once this is done (lost spoons on it so I’ll continue tomorrow hopefully if I don’t forget- Fjdjdhd)

#art wip #wip #hermitcraft fanart #hermitcraft #impulsesv #impulsesv fanart #artstyle changes ig #the art thing is arting #why do I doubt my skills smh #clip studio paint #clip studio art #clipstudio #digital art #istg my head is filled with a bunch of tiny racooons #all with little paint brushes. trying their best to do art. #and sometimes #with their paint covered paws #they sucsesed in doing their little racoon painting #and it’s a masterpiece. #also uh #angst apparently #look man #when the story be angsty it gotta angst

[lilac-hecox]

ianthony side difference . that’s it that’s all. i just think ab it a normal amount :)

Their size difference is SO good! Just the fact that Anthony is not only taller than Ian but he is also broader. We have seen that Anthony can easily pick Ian up and carry him, AND the fact that Anthony has written into several sketches that he carries Ian, but it's only made it into the one sketch. Ian also always compares their hands and how much stronger Anthony is, how Ian's hands are soft and delicate. UGH. Fuck me up!!!

#ianthony #size difference #look man #anthony just loves his baby girl bestie #he is like let me nurture you and carry you and treat you soft and sweet like you deserve #anon asks #anon #the difference between their shoulders typically fucks me up

[jabberwockprince]

people might've pointed this out already since erios and excessans were introduced two years ago, but i really like the detail of titan's influence throughout the entire webcomic

excessans and their language, for example. it's not weird to think about all the way titan has pushed his culture into the planets and races it colonizes, especially when we get erios admitting to just sign a bunch of shit for strategos that they most likely don't pay attention to. like look at this???

(shoutout to excessans for just singing their entire language btw, it's very cute to me that they're all just. naturals at music)

their fuckin capitalization directly takes from titan's own alphabet. the first letter of the sentence and any sort of capitalization MUST be from titan's alphabet. and even in their own excessan sites and what not, there's an awful lot of titan's language thrown in

and here, a public announcement that reads "new video from dj byte", only the word "from" is written in excessan?

and you could argue that titan language is just easier to use, because more ppl speak and read it. but in TITANS HEADQUARTERS, things are written in the regular alphabet we know

and this isn't some excessan translation moment where we're shown an edited version from their reality so that we can read, because we see that titan language, regular english and excessan are three distinct languages in many occasions? the best example i have at hand is the titan imports to excessa, which are a mix of excessan and titan language (with very few english words thrown in)

...WHICH ODIN SPECIFICALLY MENTIONS NOT BEING ABLE TO READ. AND THAT CHECKS OUT GIVEN HIS BACKGROUND

i just think it's very neat, and it adds a lot of layers to how titan treats the planets he conquers and owns. cause maggie and ava were from a titan refuge/reeducation planet, full of people titan saw as disposable given the scavenger's attack at the beginning of the webcomic. and then odin is from a planet that literally never encountered titan (SUS. VERY SUS. BUT THATS ANOTHER THOUGHT FOR ANOTHER DAY). so it makes sense that these three lack any visual details relating them to titan

but then there's gil, blind devotee to the religion, and erios, political ally to titan, who have these sort of T-shaped collars on their clothes

i mean it could all be a fun coincidence, or common knowledge confirmed through the streams and all but i just rlly love to look into things and the way the designs and everything just work out so well with the worldbuilding and character dynamics has me on a CHOKEHOLD

#ava's demon #avas demon #look man #ive been. rereading the webcomic #just to find that ONE specific part where maggie reads the little merling. and then things got out of hand #btw i still havent found the fucking part where she reads gil's book #help me #i coult talk abt for hours abt this webcomic #and my very specific fucking theory that magpie is titan's host

[anamiableavocado]

Endeavor:

Endeavors A+ parenting tip #1 : Avoid ALL eye contact with the child that desperately wants you to look at them

#parenting 101 #mha 374 #mha #bnha #bnha 374 #enji todoroki #dabi #touya todoroki #endeavor #look man #I see you are tired #but look at your crazy child coming down to smite you from the sky #endeavors a+ parenting

[czaneavecg]

"The ring champion: Marshal Liu"

SJAHJAS MY TAKE ON ONE OF EM-- I'm too obsessed with Arcane atm SO- My girl is taking the boxing route

OKAY SO- I dint noticed both versions saying the marshals were eh forget it anyways

#jttw #lmk #Ig? #I mean #why not #its really just for jttw #art #cz_art #marshal liu #journey to the west #jttw fanart #xiyouji #journey to the west fanart #IG?? #LOOK MAN #I FR AM DONT KNWO WHAT IM DOINGi #it was og on paper #but I got it digitalized #shoudl I show the one on paper #nahh #she's blue there for somereason