#make the glass SHAKE

[rafesthroatbaby]

SPICY WEEKEND GETAWAY WITH RAFE 😮‍💨

#bent me over the hotel balcony #fuck me in the infinity pool #hard thrusts against the glass #make the glass SHAKE #just everywhere ok #rafe cameron #drew starkey #rafe smut #rafe imagine #rafe outer banks

[greenteabtch]

nick valentine is the typa guy to roll his eyes, say “ok smarty pants,” and mean it as a severe burn

#nick valentine is the typa guy who says as you can see i hated it to the waitress asking if he enoyed his meal #nick valentine is the kinda guy who believes in drinking a glass of milk everyday despite being a synth #nick valentine is the typa guy who says lets shake this joint whenever you make for the door #etc #nick valentine #bry plays fo4

[strrwbrrryjam]

arthur goes "i'm not smart," but then immediately puts on an act that is pulled straight out of his ass that is so convincing that he is able to get a KNOWN CONMAN to lower his defences (which are going to be pretty high since he's actively hiding from law enforcement) and basically admit to the crime that he is actively wanted for.

#he makes me INSANE. i want to capture him in a glass and shake him. he is SO SMART. AND A GOOD ACTOR. #WHY CAN'T YOU SEE THE GOODNESS IN YOU ARTHUR??? #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 arthur morgan #arthur morgan #strawberry speaks

[celestialrealms]

Honestly I think the saddest thing about the Nightbringer timeline to me is just how alone Diavolo is. Tbh, the only person he really has at this point is Barbatos (and I would never devalue their relationship. It’s my favorite in the franchise. An elderich monstrosity swearing undying loyalty and being a friend and parental figure to an abused and othered child will ALWAYS get me)

even Mephisto, there’s a distance there because of their upbringing and the current political situation in the Devildom.

Yes, Diavolo says he helped the brothers for selfish reasons… and that’s true to an extent! But the fact that people who think he’s taking advantage of them for the sake of using them for the Devildom have been vehemently proven wrong. He’s literally just lonely, and is in fact going against the grain of how the nobility wants him to treat them as much as he can.

Is it healthy to keep people in his life by having them swear loyalty to him? No. But imo, it I do think it is a purposeful parallel to how controlling of his brothers Lucifer is. They are both pride demons with similar daddy issues, after all. Diavolo just didn't have a family surrounding him to look after

Except he’s on the outside of that. He doesn't want to be, but he is. At least in the current timeline we had those arcs where Diavolo was able to form more genuine connections to the brothers. I loved that!! But now in the Nightbringer timeline… he’s having to deal with so much and at the same time has none of those connections to the brothers any more.

Idk. It just makes me a hundred times more sad than anything else. Sorry not sorry.

Especially since Solmare refuses to let Diavolo romancers prioritize and care about him in any way.

#does this make sense? i honestly cannot write this kind of post my brain is too mushy to get my thoughts out properly lmao #i keep wanting to get this point across about diavolo but i feel like i'm not that best at it sowwy #this is why i dont write meta #obey me diavolo #obey me nightbringer #obey me #obey me shall we date #long post / #diavolo #thinking about the parallels of diavolo and barbatos being so alone and how they both said that the connections they made #re. the brothers for diavolo and diavolo for barbatos were all for selfish reasons... & shaking them up in the glass jar where they belong! #also anything they do wrong is objectively cute silly and funny on account of their pretty privilege

[entomolog-t]

GtWAC Day 1:

Reblog your go to comfort fic

If you have not read The Stranding (and by extension, The Rescue) by the darling @belethlegwen you are deeply missing out! The sheer amount of content is truly a blessing, and considering its still being updated?? ASDFJHSLK

Belle is an incredible story teller, and this shines through in her writing so well I feel like I'm getting flashbanged by talent.

You know that typical writing advice about not introducing too many characters, especially early on as it divides the reader's attention?? BELLE STOMPS ON THAT.

AND

IT

WORKS

I genuinely can't get over how much I am in love with her characters. I must admit- I am the typical reader with one too many bonks to the head that can't seem to focus on/ remember/ care about more than 3-5 characters- that is not the case here.

Every character she introduces has my interest piqued- each one feeling alive and at home in their setting. And its not just likeable in the sense of "oh I'd be friends with them" (and she absolutely has many characters I'd love to be friends with)- its these raw and real characterizations that make you like them as a character.

They have their own mystery to them too- even if its not direct. Her characters make you wonder more about their past and why they act the way they do. They can be frustrating, immature, stubborn, even cruel- but they feel so deeply real.

Both written works from Sizeable Ship Wrecks are among my favorite things I've read- both inside and outside of the G/t sphere to the point I feel as though I could shamelessly recommend this to someone outside of the G/t community and be confident they would enjoy it.

#I LOVE THIS WORK SO MUCH AND Y'ALL SHOULD TOO #ALSO SET IN CANADA MAKES MY HEART GO BRRR #gtWAC #g/t #g/t community #g/t writing #G/t author #The Stranding #Henry is a king and I love him to bits #Mel is a shitdisturber and it makes me absolutely feral #Daniel Grant made me understand the emotion my dog must feel when I take away a toy she desperately wants to chew on #You know when dogs get something in there mouth and do the lil head shake thing??? Visceral need to do that to that man #MILLER??? SWEET BOY MILLER??? MY LOVE. DEAREST BOY. I WOULD GO TO WAR FOR HIM. PRECIOUS PRECIOUS BIG LITTLE MAN #Devon is serving cunt- as the kids say #I would crawl through 6 miles of broken glass in the dead of Canadian winter just to here Peter Martellis yell at me for “Decorum.” #Lionus makes my heart go thump #Kendrick??? ADORABLE. Belongs in a pocket. Affectionately #I COULD GO ON AND ON BECAUSE THERE ARE STILL SO MANY MORE CHARACTERS??? AND THEY ARE ALL SO GOOD ???

[james-sunshine-potter]

Truth be told, Sirius probably spent the majority of the time with James’ dead body convinced that if he tried hard enough, that he could wake him up.

#all i can imagine is sirius begging james to wake up until he couldn't speak #shaking him by the shoulder... all he would manage was making his glasses fall off #it would haunt him for the rest of his life #he was so isolated in azkaban that he started hallucating james dead body #and hed continue to beg him to wake up #james potter #sirius black #prongsfoot #platonic prongsfoot #peter pettigrew #sirius black angst #james potter agnst #halloween 1981 #marauders era #maurders era #the marauders #harry potter marauders #jsp- marauder era #jsp- platonic prongsfoot #jsp- halloween 1981

[itspileofgoodthings]

my life is a very slow process of everyone around me telling me not to be anxious and me fighting them all tooth and nail while inching towards more stable mental health.

#I know it’s not true but sometimes I feel like if I didn’t have anxiety I would not suffer at all #which. again. is false #but there’s a lot of things I don’t want in this life and a lot of things I am not scared of and a lot of things I just accept #and like. It’s FINE #but all my suffering from anxiety stays in one fixed flame of sheer agony #and it’s hard because I don’t shake like a chihuahua in the corner of my bedroom #unable to move or function #I’m always doing things and functioning and joking at parties and (generally) saying the right thing #but it’s all located in one corner in the middle of my mind attacking my ability to make judgments and live with my decisions peacefully #like an unseen wound #and the distance i feel it puts between me and other people #is one of the most painful things #just several sheets of frosted glass between me and them #and sometimes the worst it gets is when I can bear it without breaking down and so I just do and I just keep functioning #and the cold just creeps in and everything goes kind of numb! #tbh now that I think about it this might be why I often think of myself as a person with no desires or ambitions or dreams #or impetus or forward motion or anything #because I DO want things and have opinions and the exist in flashes. But also they’re buried deep under several layers of protective apathy #so they’re not stable. I drop them many times. forget them ignore them imagine that they aren’t there. I’m sorry I’m rambling I’m FINE #actually when I talk about it that’s how you know I’m doing okay with it #when I can’t talk about it and am half-heartedly going through the motions #that’s the problem #anyway whew. thanks for listening sorry for all the self-reflection etc. etc. etc.

[jrueships]

https://twitter.com/danfetes/status/1712166167572361344

josh says people saying stuff about stef ticks him off 😭 that's the meanest he'll ever get off the field 😭

that was kinda... 😏😏😏

and i definitely know stef feels the same... 😏

" tired of hearing all this nonsense... lot of guys in this league that have that same fire that don't get talked about, but--"

" frankly that kind of ticks me off when people wanna say stuff about him, but... we'll keep that all internal here 🙂🙃🫥."

this is allen at his boiling point omg 😭😭 held back by pr

#reporter: we talked to josh and we asked him a question about y- #stef smirks in Yeah. I Bet You Did. Bitch.😎 we're a two packaged deal. inseparable 😎 (insufferable) im his right hand man. his silly rab- #the sassy pose and the fond smile. theyre so untouchable dramatic ass top of the foodchain powercouple it's Unreal. #WHERE IS THE RPF!?!??!?!???? #josh and allen sooooo fucked after this #fucked HARRRRD bro fucked HARD #and they were both soo ready for it like you cant tell me they didnt fuck nasty after this HELLO #we cant always bet on them winning but the fuck nasty is surely guranteed #diggs had the bed all set up with romantic candlelight and roses and josh hurdled over all that shit just to hold him in his arms #josh caught on fire a little bit but diggs patted the flames down before he could notice #all the snow piled up around their home in buffalo could not muffle the 'youre my qb.. ure my qb' pants& moans which shake those very walls #josh '🙃🙃' the hell outta this interview #he said YOU may not understand diggs horrors but **I** DO!!@@! **I** UNDERSTAND. I GET THEM. #the frustration of seeing everyone hate on his husband when he knows all of that pales in how much stef hates himself #AND THAT MAKES JOSHS LITTLE STUNNED FACE ALL THE MORE SAD LIKE. HES SO HURT FOR STEF. #AND HE JUST KNOWS. he KNOWS the public is gonna spin this horribly. make stef the diva they always degrade him as #josh has CONSTANTLY with like a bear pacing around the cracked glass enclosure barely disguised rage #defended stef from misinterpretation and disdained the diva drama so vehemently #so everytime josh messes up or stef messes up or they lose all josh is thinking and feeling is 'im fucking this up for him even more #i dont care if theyre gonna be mad at me. diggs is hurting. somehow some way. diggs is gonna get Hurt. #and i cant do anything but talk. and i cant even do that well. #it's all my fault i cant do anything im so stupid im so stupid' #saint bernard song 1 hour #that single wide eyed stare he gives his wr bcs all he can do is stare as stef's pain surges #it's not fear of stef as the media tries to portray for qbwr tension. it's fear For stef. #he knows theres hurt. and he knows theres gonna be even more hurting. and. the nail. he knows he cant do anything to help it from stopping #'why couldnt i throw better. i need to just run it to lessen the chances. i need to do something. i need to be better. i have to be better' #meanwhile diggs could care less abt what everyone else thinks about him. he just cares abt how josh thinks. about josh #stef wants to perform well so josh can actually feel well. be able to express anything he wants without worry or treading #diggs/allen

[stormyoceans]

JIMMYSEA ALWAYS SERVING SUCH UNPRECEDENTED UNPARALLELED UNMATCHED LEVELS OF CINEMA MUSIC ARTISTRY COLORS CINEMATOGRAPHY STORYTELLING IMAGERY ORIGINALITY ALL WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY REINVENTING CHEMISTRY ADORATION FLIRTING INTERCONNECTEDNESS DEVOTION CARE LOVE TRULY THE KINGS OF PARALLELISM ROMANTICISM SOULMATISM LITERALLY WHO’S DOING IT LIKE THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#SLACK JAWED SHAKING OUT OF MY SKIN CRYING SHITTING YELLING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS FOAMING AT THE MOUTH EATING GLASS #SPINNING COUNTERCLOCKWISE ON THE FLOOR WAILING WEEPING HOWLING SCREECHING GOING INTO CARDIAC ARREST MAKING A LOBOTOMY APPOINTMENT #ASCENDING ONTO A HIGHER SPHERE OF HUMAN CONSCIOUSNESS ENGAGING INTO FITS OF FEMALE HYSTERIA #GETTING DRAGGED IN THAT AMBULANCE BY SIX BURLY EMTs TRYING TO SEDATE ME #jimmy jitaraphol #sea tawinan #jimmysea #flirting syndrome #m: txt

[fireandiceland]

*puts america into a jar and shakes him real hard* *he makes bouncy noises like a rubber ball*

#aph america #hws america #hetalia #riva.txt #as for my defence #I had 1 drink a can of hard seltzer because idk I felt like it #and now I’m thinking about what noise a character would make if put in a glass jar and shooked hard enough #*shaked. shooken. shooketh

[snivel1]

I'M IN TEARS I AM INCONSOLABLE TEARS AND MUCUS FLOWING DOWN MY FACE WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS THE END FOR THEM I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS😭😭😭😭

#lovebrush chronicles #lovebrush cael #lovebrush mc #yes i know it's not REALLY an end and all but it could well potentially be a canon end for the main story #lovebrush chronicles spoilers #yeah cael did. a lot of shit. but can't i just wish a peace of mind and happiness for him😔😔 i mean he does deserve to suffer a lil bit <3 #and he did <3 i still think it's not enough and i still think he deserves a lil bit of peace in the end🙏 #it's complicated😔✊️✊️ my guardian that i want to bite and kill and pat his hair and let him experience true happiness <3 #snively ramblings #god this game holds me captive with its stories i NEED TO STUDY😭😭😭 #i'm sooomewhat dissapointed with clarence's rushed story and ending but i guess it was nice <3 #the other characters are good too!! but cael specifically makes me want to eat glass😭😭😭😭 my problematic malewife <3 #i also like how easy this game is for f2p players!! it's really really friendly and i managed to clear the main story in like two months #WHICH IS RARE NOWADAYS IN THESE KINDS OF GAMES #and the story has unique quality!!! the mc is vey charming smart and funny and the li's are pretty unique <33 #i like this game <33 waiting for more cael info and content with bated breath *I'm literally shaking foaming at my mouth*

[cilogram]

Sparks when you (Edgar Wright) put water on them.

#We've surely seen similar posts but I was compelled to make my own #because of Ron's face in that top picture #I mean also when he shakes his glasses to get the water off them... that's the good stuff right there #Sparks band #Ron Mael #Russell Mael

[captain-k8kat]

There are 2 things I want for Diluc in regards to characterization

1) I want him and Kaeya to reconcile, I need it even. We've gotten hints of it sprinkled around but I need them to commit. I need them to be brothers again

2) I want diluc to realize that he doesn't need to be chained to his father's legacy. I want him to heal from his father's death more and not be chained to it, that he never needed his father's approval and he is his own person. That his father would be proud of him and even if he wasn't it wouldn't matter, he never needed it in the first place

#and 3 i need him to kiss number 11 of the fatui harbingers #/j #or am i :)c #k8kat talks #genshin impact #diluc ragnvindr #diluc genshin impact #diluc #idk if diluc will get the character development he deserves because hoyo completely forgets about him and it makes me sad #im holding out hope tho #there's so many unanswered questions and so much room for character growth #like pleasr hoyo #let diluc be his own man! #genshin thoughts let's goooo #also i'm of the belief the crepus was a very loving father #but i'm also of the belief that he done fucked up #i have so many crepus hcs too tho #i put the Ragnvindrs in a glass jar and i'm shaking them #the family makes me insane #i love them

[carnivorous-horses-lover]

And so, memoir 60 proves what I suspected all along: DomiVani is mom friend for mom friend!

#vanitas no carte #memoir of vanitas #chewing glass every month! #tumble-rumble #dominique de sade #vanitas (vnc) #domivani #this chapter was SO fun!!! #ot4 nation we keep winning #the last few pages I was shaking with laughter #the joined hands have killed me #Jun making the hands meme was not on the bingo card but I welcome it

[rawliverandgoronspice]

You're the CEO of Ganondorf

Here at Dragmire LLC ⚜️, we always strive to bring more value 🛍️ 💸 🪙 💰 📈📈 to your dashboard. 💪💪⛳️🏆🙏😋😝

#asks #shitpost #ganondorf #this ask is so funny to me #because I'm jokingly known as a Girlboss writing stories about Girlbosses (even the babygirl kind......) #making corporate/ultraliberal jokes at my expense is a very normal activity among my friends #(I tried to venture into the world of startups once. It was very insightful but 0/10 will never do that again also I was very poor) #ANYWAY I don't think I can claim that title realistically #haven't been on the internets about ganondorf nearly long enough to have climbed that corporate ladder :(( #this damn glass ceiling!!! *shakes fist* #but thank you so much for the ask and for it to be weirdly on brand <3

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

The Alice in Wonderland/Through The Looking Glass books are the only 'all a dream' narratives that I will accept without complaint, because they are the only versions of this trope that portray what dreaming is actually like.

None of this 'consistent characterisation', or 'subplots', or 'logical sequence of events', just:

"…and I was in a shop, but the shop keeper was a sheep, and she was knitting, and I wanted to get something off the shelves but they were too high up and then I was outside for some reason and I was talking to Humpty Dumpty who wanted me to admire his new cravat but it was a belt really, and also the whole thing was actually a giant chessboard…"

Like tell me that doesn't sound exactly like someone trying to describe what they dreamt last night.

#alice in wonderland #alice through the looking glass #Looking Glass also has alice getting annoyed at one of the queens and deciding to punish her #by ''shaking her into a kitten'' #which she literally does by shaking her until she turns into a kitten #like tell me that makes sense in any context other than a dream? #fiction #writing