#me when bitch wtf

[mrsmothmom]

me writing notes in occult texts i hate

#occult #digital grimoire #occult books #witchcraft #grimoire #occultblr #witch #witchblr #witch aesthetic #witchy #vtuberen #envtuber #mothmom talks #me when bitch wtf #me when girl bye

[cashmoneyyysstuff]

you’re watching the maury show on your computer when katsuki marches into your room without a word and flops down next to you on your bed.

“ hello to you, too.” you snort. his words are muffled by your sheets but you’re about 90% sure he told you to shut up, you ignore it.

he lays face down on your bed for a while not saying anything and you know he’s had a long day and wants to be close to you without actually talking. you don’t mind, you’ll give him his space until he reaches out himself.

and he does after a little bit, turning his head around to face you as he looks from you to your computer screen, eyes focusing on the woman screaming that the man she cheated on her husband with was 100% not the father of her baby, mixed with the cheers of the audience.

he looks at you and raises a brow “ what’s happenin ?”

“ lady cheated on her husband with his brother.” you respond.

“ his brother ?” he repeats. his eyebrows furrow and you know he’s hooked. if there’s one thing katsuki loves but will never admit he does, it’s trash tv.

you nod, grinning somewhat evilly “his brother. now they’re trying to find out which one’s the father.”

he hums, scooting himself closer to you so he can see the screen too. he flips himself around so his neck isn’t craned at that awkward angle anymore and settles himself down right next to you. hook, line and sinker.

he wraps his arm around your shoulder and shoves his head in your neck, breathing you in. you both don’t say anything. “do you want me to play it from the beginning for you ?” he shakes his head in your neck. you reach your hand up to scratch at his scalp and you smile when he sighs. he holds you a little tighter, pressing feather light kisses into your neck.

katsuki’s never been good at expressing himself with any other emotion that isn’t anger. it makes him feel stupid and weak and soft. he’s had a long fucking day and he doesn’t wanna talk about it, simply wanting to indulge in you but he can’t tell you that, can’t find the words to, so he tries to find other ways to tell you and he hopes you understand and you do.

katsuki’s thankful for you because sometimes he wants to talk, wants to open up about what’s bothering him but sometimes he doesn’t. he doesn’t and you don’t pry when you know he doesn’t and he’s so thankful for you. he presses kisses on your skin and soft bites at your flesh to convey just how thankful he is, how grateful he is for having you. he hopes every warm press of his lips against your skin can convey how much he loves you loving him. and it does, because you turn your head and kiss the side of his head so sweetly and he knows you’re it for him.

he’ll tell you all of this one day, he promises. he’ll tell you all the thoughts swimming around in his head one day, but he hopes this’ll do for now. and unknowingly to him, it absolutely does.

he pulls his head out of your neck and kisses you hard on the cheek one, two, three times and you giggle. you feel him smile into your cheek when he kisses you a fourth time.

“fuck’re they screamin’ about ?” he says and you turn to look back at the screen. the woman is yelling at her husband’s brother vehemently denying the possibility of him being her baby’s father. you feel a little bad for laughing. “ she says he’s not the dad” you answer.

he clicks his tongue “ why the fuck is she on the show then.” he says, turning his attention back to your computer but his grip on you stays secure. you press yourself a little closer to him.

you’re still smiling lightly when you look back at your screen, simply shrugging. “ she said something about her having more sex with her husband than with him.” you answer and he snorts.

“ ten bucks neither one of them’s the father.”

#based off me falling back into the maury rabbit hole LMFAOO #i lowkey love this dumbass show #not as much as a luv my boyfriend tho #have i told yall how much i love him btw did i forget to mention that orr #I kinda like this #lil blurb #wtf typa word even is blurb lmfao #I love fluff #sorry to all the sad bitches #but leave me alone w that lemme be happy #bakugou imagine #bakugou katsuki x reader #bakugo fluff #katsuki bakugou x reader #katsuki x reader #bakugou x reader #katsuki bakugo x reader #convinced katsuki goes like ‘ten bucks that___’ but then gets mad when you offer him money when hes right LMFAOOO #(am i projecting ? you’ll never know) #(yes i am)

[gabetheunknown]

@after-the-end-times

Ah, there it is! I saw a post like this the other day and I could not, for the life of me find it back, so I'm glad I get to share my thoughts about this after all (not that anything would've stopped me) Prepare for the essay, I never keep things short!

The Rockrose and the Thistle, is in my opinion a love song of sorts, but a different kind of love song that Extraordinary Things is, focused on the first part of it. Both songs are very similar in more ways than just recurring notes. Both songs are written in Dminor. (wheras Extraordinary Things has Minor Melodic elements that raises the 6th note to create the G major chord he plays when he sings the lyrics ‘extraordinary things’ and sings an A on top which sounds really pretty and immediately caught my ear) 

The notes everyone is referring to are in the intro of Extraordinary Things, D C D E F E F G A B♭ A G A  (I put it on a scale because I can and I’m a nerd. I also love the harmonies)

And it doesn’t just come back in the Rockrose and the Thistle, there’s two other songs written in Dminor in the Horror and the Wild and that is The Horror and the Wild, where the repetition of these tones are beautifully audible in Madeleine’s ‘You are the son of every dressing up box’ and Farewell Wanderlust, where they immediately accentuate that B♭ (which is the 6th note of the Dminor scale) in instrumentals. In Farewell Wanderlust they also play with more chromatic elements as they add a flat second note and a flat seven. The use of chromatic elements (half note distances) isn’t new for Joey and Madeleine and in my opinion it just adds a lot to the musicality of it all, it’s clever, it immediately catches my ear, it’s subtle things like that that make me keep coming back to their music. Rather than a melodic minor scale, Joey could’ve just added that half note distance to add a major G chord to his scale, because the use of major chords in minor scales is just chef’s kiss in my musical opinion, especially in combination with the words he sings. The notes he uses are not uncharacteristic for Joey’s music.

NOW LISTEN, I LOVE this ask because it means I can break down every aspect of what I love about Joey’s singing and what different things I love about Jaskier’s singing. Because oh my god the TALENT, to still make people go ‘wait I just found out that Joey Batey sings both in the Amazing Devil and as Jaskier in the Witcher’ to this day astonishes me and I’m never surprised when someone stumbles upon that realization. The breathiness he uses on his voice in both the Rockrose and the Thistle (and more TAD songs) and Extraordinary Things blows my mind. But there’s a difference to the way he uses it in both songs, let me try to explain. He sings with an aspirated voice (Which means to sing with a breathy voice) in The Rockrose and the Thistle, but in Extraordinary Things, it feels like sometimes he is just breathless and it’s so beautiful and small and soft and intimate, considering the words he’s singing. We, as singers at the conservatory, were taught to make our breaths as inaudible as possible, to remove as much breath from our voices as possible, when singing on record. So needless to say it is a DELIGHT to hear Joey just put his whole heart and soul into every breath he takes, he’s considerate of every syllable, the volume of his voice, the clearness or lack thereof, the shakiness of his breaths fucking kill me dead… ALSO what astonishes me the most about the difference between his TAD songs and his Jaskier songs is the change in vibrato. Jaskier uses more vibrato in his voice than Joey does in the Amazing Devil and I go INSANE about that because my teachers have always said that vibrato is a hard thing to control and requires a lot of training and he’s just out there, mending it to his will as if it is no big deal, like :-) King? I’m jealous, hello? 

I’ve nothing else to say about this for now (lies) it’s already become a full on essay, so I hope this satisfies your needs for now lmao

#yike #lmao laughing at myself wtf is wrong with me #also I was almost finished typing this when I clicked on something and everything was fucking gone lol #'draft saved' lies #bitch where #I hope this answers your questions :-) #gabe replies #joey batey #madeleine hyland #the amazing devil #jaskier #the witcher #the witcher spoilers #music #gabe yells #quite a bit #extraordinary things

[adhd-merlin]

Merlin + @screenshotsofdespair — part V

friendly reminder that Arthur was a friendless loser (relatable)

part I / part II / part III / part IV / part V / part VI

#everyone: please stop #me: no :) #the transcript one makes no sense if you don't remember the context of that scene but I happen to love it so it's staying #(it's when gaius says the 'sorcerer' he's found is a woman and merlin pulls the most hilarious face) #(literally 'bitch wtf???' but he can't say anything obviously because arthur is RIGHT THERE. it's all in that one eyebrow. peak comedy) #bbc merlin #merlin #merlin memes #screenshots of despair

[skitskatdacat63]

I feel weirdly compelled by this

#like the way jarno has to be on his tiptoes in the first gif #and the way adrian keeps grabbing him to try and placate him #THE LAST GIF ESPECIALLY #idk just very very interesting vibes #me when race car drivers argue: 😳😳😳 #not that im being particularly shippy abt it. i mean i really dont even think these two have even interacted really before this point #but theres just something about it idk...compells me #i think its just because of the height difference that makes me go insane no matter the context #also why are they both kinda caked up- #honestly what a wild crash. its so funny bcs theyre here like this like: #jarno bitching at adrian x adrian trying to calm him down(even tho it was pretty much jarnos fault imo) #and then(not pictured on screen) fernando in the corner who also was taken out in the crossfire 😭😭 #theres this pic where all three are walking to the pits #and its funny bcs they didnt even notice nano crashed so its like hey wait wtf are you doing here?????? #well anyways this was captioned 'the girls are fighting!' in my race notes and its very apt #more gifs to come obv :D #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #2009 brazilian gp #jarno trulli #adrian sutil #*i am actually so blind wow. i said nano not pictured but he literally right there in the back 🤦‍♀️ #fernando alonso #we do a little bit of f1

[unorcadox]

also while i'm posting a lot. i want to say thank you to the youtubers who end up discussing me or my work when they discuss weirdcore. i've found multiple and everytime i see it it's always very cute to hear my random ass be discussed as a public figure.

#not edits #like when they say my name i'm like wtf..... that's me like the bitch behind the computer i'm just some nobody wtf

[evansbby]

yall I read this book when I was like 12-13 and it was a “sweet valley high senior year” book and yesterday I found it again and reread the whole thing in 3 hours and honestly??? THIS BOOK IS WILD LIKE IT SAYS FOR AGES 12+ BUT IT IS SOOOOOO WILD OMFG!!!

I kinda wanna do a review on it 😭😭😭 like I think I understand why I write fanfics the way I do… it’s bc I was reading these types of books when I was young lmfaooo

I would love to do a review on it here if anyone would be interested in reading? Like it would be a fun, full of pictures type review post where I summarise this wild af book YOU GUYS PLS WOULD U BE INTERESTED

#THIS SHIT WAS WILD WODJSKXKS #I MEAN FOR A KIDS BOOK LIKE WTF #THERE WAS SOOOO MUCH GOING ON #it was also….. well written?? #I also used to read Mary Kate and Ashley books when I was young #like two of a kind and so little time and sweet 16 #but they are soooo tame compared to SWEET VALLEY HIGH SENIOR YEAR #like the boys are so toxic and the girls are bitches and OH MY GOD???? #I wanna do a lil review on it would yall read???? #please tell me you’d read it I’d love to do it! it would be with pics and really fun and interactive lil review post #sweet valley high

[blubushie]

The fact that Mavis will run her mouth off about me to literally anybody who'll listen including literal strangers is. Fucking hilarious beyond words. "Waaah this is a no Blu zone nobody who knows who you are is welcome here" that's literally the entire TF2 fandom, Mavis. Practically all of TF2 Tumblr knows who I am at this point. You're blacklisting a whole fandom and then whinging about how you don't have friends. Chill

Also stop being racist toward Aboriginal people miss "muh Aboriginal oc" k thx bye

#mavisposting #i'm not even gonna get into whatever that just was #because we've all been idiots at one point or another #but bitching to a stranger--who's literally just trying to protect you--about me is. definitely something! #especially when that person didn't ask about me at all! it's one thing if they asked BUT THEY DIDN'T! #wtf lol

[tragedyuri]

i think being bitten by a vampire would solve all my problems

#brie speaks #bitches when they read vampire academy in their formative years #i was 13 and they told me getting bitten by a vampire feels better than sex wtf was i supposed to do with that #also i hate miguel o’hara what does he need fangs for anyway 🙄

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

Yo where's my post about the speedsters having significant arcs where they had to realize that sometimes people die on the job because that's such a foreign concept to them because they've always been able to save everyone??

Yeah cause add this panel set to that.

Wally: I can't do it. People are going to die. It's all my fault.

Also Wally: I stayed in an exploding building because I refused to abandon anyone but it's fine because I just juggled all the people in the air on mattresses with my tornado arms while creating enough lift with my feet to avoid the explosion.

Also also Wally, with his extreme imposter syndrome: My friends are looking at me like I'm a hero? Oh god, I've deceived them. I'm a terrible person.

#i swear to god hes insane #hes writing a letter to barry about how he doesn't think hes hero material #and barry wrote back 'i love you and im so proud of you and you are doing fantastic and you're better than everyone else' #and wally was literally like 'i didn't know barry was proud of me...' #bitch what. he says that to you like five times a day wtf do you mean that you didn't know barry was proud of you #anyway hes super extra i love him #wally writes letters when he doesn't know how to talk to people about stuff. its very cute #dc #dc comics #the flash #kid flash #wally west

[supahstarrr]

"whitemisia" are you fucking stupid.

#white people want to be victims so badly #''an example is getting hair touched when your blonde''???? ''people staring at you for ‘looking different'''????? #do you fucking hear yourself. #also let me remind yall. these people whining about ''whitemisia'' are radqueers. #idk whats up with that space but bitches on those communities always turn out to be racist as fuck #oh and i heard that theres ''slavery flag'' where you want to be a slave or want to be a victim of past slavery #so that could also tell you a lot about radqueers (and about how they view generational trauma from slavery ^^) #i feel like out of all of the classic ''community that give a font that they're progressive but actually very fucked up and racist'' #communities that makes me so angered the most... its got to be radqueers #genuinely have no fucking idea whats up with their ideology. and i heard so much from minors escaping that community #ive definitely heard some fucked up stories about constant grooming.. like wtf #this community is SO detached like.. do you hear yourself.. racist mfs. full of nasty and horrid bigots #i wish therapy was free!!!! almost seems like they need it more than i do

[da-proti-toku-grem]

why can't anyone understand that everyone is different and not everyone likes the same things and that it's completely okay AND normal for someone not to like going out and preferring to stay at home :/

#honestly i understand that my parents care about me and they don't want me to be feeling bad #and that they ask me bc they just want to make sure i'm okay #but i've explained to them what i feel like and they just don't get and i get mad but i akso know it's not their fault and just... oughhhhh #like yeah i have a weird kind of social anxiety according to my therapist and even she doesn't know exactly how to help me yet #but there are just so many reasons behind why i don't like going out and it's not just bc it gives me anxiety #or why those situations give me anxiety in the forst place #1. i'm just a very introverted person that doesn't like going out #2. crowded places/closed spaces/places where there's not enough ventilation/loud places (be it people talking or just music) overwhelme me #3. all said in 2 + flashing lights give me huge migraines that can linger for over 3 days #4. i am very much a night owl and i'm forced to live in a society where that isn't fucking acceptable apparently and i'm called lazy for - #- not being productive in the morning when the only reason behind it is that i am a lot more productive at night #but no one ket's me do that bc 'why are you doing stuff when you're supposed to be asleep?' #i have been the same since i was little. literally nothing has changed #and people where always like 'oh she's just shy' #but idk wtf changed #maybe it was that i became and 'adult' or maybe the fact that i started therapy and they told my parents that i have social anxiety. idk #but suddenly every single person in my family is worried about it and they're genuinely making me feel like there's smth wrong about me #i mean. i have my problems i'm not gonna go telling you that i'm perfect bc i'm pretty much not #but is there really smth that wrong with me that i need to fix #or is society just a bitch that doesn't understand that there's different kinds of people and everyone is different & IT'S COMPLETELY OKAY #have they ever thought about the fact that maybe these situations cause me anxiety bc i've been forced all my life to do them #even if i don't like them #instead of thinking that i don't like them BC they cause me anxiety?? #i mean. i know i have to go out more and that there's tons of things i can do ofc #but you can't just force me to do things i don't want to and put on a good face while doing it *every.fucking.day* #aaaaand i could add a lot more things but i'm once again reaching the tag limit so i shoukd just shut up #it's just driving me crazy bc i know they're trying to help but it really is not helping at all............. #ranting

[jrueships]

wish there was a way i could just automatically block people complaining about their sports bets associated with the player im searching up on Twitter bcs idgaf

#WAHHH I BETTED ON JABA REBOUNDS AND #jaba is a fucking twink #do u srsly think he wouldve beaten like fuckin ZION #just cus he had a great game last time or whatever doesnt mean shit this game bcs why are we expecting consistency from the growing pain era #or if the matchup sounded good on paper but ppl didnt do research like that player was actually considering sitting out due to illness #but kept playing bcs he didnt wanna disappoint yall #and all anyone could care abt was not getting their money's worth on him like wtf #it's like empathy is getting harder and harder to find now #it's all abt consumerism and product and pay #when i search up jaren im looking for cute pics and funny moments #what the fuck is a parlay bitch get tf away from me #and yes i could mute those words but the fact that theres so many of them is insane like #can u even get all the variations #shits so annoying I HATE SPORTS BETTING!!!!!!!

[stonyponyofficial]

would it be too presumptuous to say she does this just for us?

is it possible for us to say we love her in a way she can understand?

has she ever been given back a fraction of what she gives us?

#violet originals #me when celestial body above a barren tree: OHHHG FUCK YES #the sky just means a lot to me ok? #i swear i had a skyposting tag wtf was it #skyolet #<​that< #yeaaaaah bitch we are so back to skyposting

[trashogram]

Hey! I love you fic he chose you it’s amazing! I also saw your headcanon that Adam would want to hate fuck reader and it got me thinking and ahhh would you ever consider writing what Adams fantasy with HCY reader would be? Like what he imagines for that situation? I think it would be interesting! And a little hot, concept wise lol

Hahaha, first of all thank you so much! Second, this is where I wish I could draw bc my idea is that Adam would definitely fantasize about it, but he’d act out on it by making crude stick drawings of him and Reader banging while a tiny stick figure of Lucifer cries off to the side — during Heavenly meetings.

I’m just imagining Lute resisting the urge to roll her eyes as he shows her a flip book of it and brags about how he’s self-taught and doesn’t know why artists are “always bitching about how hard it is to draw, you just fucking do it!”

Would I actually write him having a sex dream/fantasy about Reader? I’m not too sure if I could do it justice tbh.

#I can imagine him imagining the scenario and then being thrown out of it when imaginary reader starts to dom him #he’s never been harder but also wtf bitches don’t fuck me I fuck bitches - Adam probably

[snickerdoodlles]

Big is older than Kim so now he accidentally has a little brother. Someone send this child to bed and make him eat his vegetables. He’s not concerned, he just needs Kim in top shape for bitching and murder!!

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I don't see that personally? Kim does have ultimate little brother energy. he is THE baby of the family. Porsche sees him and goes "oooh new brother" in 2 seconds flat while Kim sputters confusedly in the back. I have a group of college seniors and peers who adopted the shy lonely angry kid in mind for Kim always, and Tortoise and I once came up with a whole roster of old/older neighbors on Kim's floor who dote on him. he just has that vibe 🤏

but Big doesn't have a caretaker bone in his whole body. not even caretaker cartilage. he's one of the best protectors! but he doesn't read as a caretaker to me.

I do think that of all the bodyguards, Big's the only one who doesn't mind Kim duty (he sat through like two sittings of Kim grilling him on Kinn's security before he realized Kim just wants Kinn safe and hey, he wants that too!). I think he does also want Kim safe, but that's mostly rationalized as wanting Kinn's-little-brother-whom-Kinn-deeply-cares-for safe vs any specific feelings he himself holds for Kim, and it doesn't really come out in the form of Big looking out for Kim's personal or day-to-day well-being, but rather Big helping Kim scheme and snoop. and I think of all the guards, Big is the only one Kim can stand (except for maybe, maybe Arm too, only on account that Khun really likes him and he's a decent enough informant) (Porsche doesn't count as a guard, obvs, which is something Big agrees with him on though their reasonings are different). I think that shoving them together has lots of fun opportunities for them to realize they actually respect and even kinda like the other, I just like even more when they don't have the faintest clue what to do with it. talk to each other? increased interaction? admit it? fuck no.

also it's just really funny to me if these two (emotionally repressed idiots) are in their weird limbo of not being able to label their feelings on That-Guy-I-Definitely-Don't-Care-About-But-Kinda-Respect-And-At-Least-Don't-Want-Dead (a high compliment considering their lifestyle tbh, not that they mean it that way either), then someone (read: Khun) drops the bomb "awww you made a friend!" on Kim.

Kim: what the fuck?! no I didn't! hold on, I'm texting Big this bullshit right now

(Big: what the fuck you are not my friend???

Kim shoving his phone in Khun's face: SEE!!!)

#kinnporsche #maybe in timeloop AU or talk shit get hit series ill make kim pause and hesitantly call Big his (conspiracy) detective assistant #then immediately gag and deny it because ew nope too close of a relationship absolutely not #Chay just laughs and pats him on the head because soooooo cute #kim and big is such a fun dynamic because kims a total little bitch and big mostly takes it until the right (kinn-shaped) button is hit #in timeloop AU its esp fun because it takes a lot of loops #but then big's finally like ''wtf do i care'' and is a total bitch back to kim #which kim responds to very well actually #they are in angry denial about this #this is ALSO why the thought of making Big Kim's music manager is so fun to me #Big gets to be a taskmaster bitch and doesnt care when Kim gets shirty with him #its a very symbiotic relationship both are in deep denial about #ask game: headcanon gacha