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fandangotales · 1 year

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FANDANGO! FANDANGO! FANDANGO!!! I JUST HAD A WILD MF THOUGHT FROM THE LAST HORNY REVERSE ISEKAI AU ASK!!

what if you accidentally left your computer on when going out for a quick grocery shopping? and what if the characters accidentally stumble on your nsfw liked posts, arts or even worse! asmrs? as someone who has a good stash of sub genshin things i would be ready to yeet myself off of my balcony🤭

Warnings: NSFW mention/content, cult au, a pinch of yandere. <3

Pervious fic mentioned in the ask HERE

Characters: Albedo, Venti <3

A/n: As somebody who also has a good stash of sub genshin things, I would gladly join you… especially if they found my tumblr.

REBLOGS AND COMMENTS ARE VERY MUCH APPRECIATED! <3

Albedo:

You were casually sitting on the couch one day, scrolling through your phone. Another Qiqi meme, and another ad for “free” primogems…

You were getting rather bored, and a little creeped out at how much Albedo was staring at the “strange device” in your hands.

You decided to ignore his analytical stare, as the alchemist would often look at you for extended periods of time.

You shrugged it off, going back to your scrolling.

To anybody else, it would probably be seen as strange, but considering that you were The Creator…

Any opportunity to behold your holiness, to be in the same space as you, or to simply to bask in your presence…

It is an honor of the highest degree.

So please, don’t be too bothered by his unblinking stare.

Albedo observed the way you would always have it with you, and how you seemed to give it most of your attention. Perhaps you were revisiting the “Posts” in your “Saved Folder”?

The one time you showed him how to navigate this thing you called Instagram, he might’ve clicked on something he wasn’t supposed to see…

Now, it wasn’t his intention to snoop into your saved folder! But, Albedo’s curiosity was piqued. And with that curiosity, it becomes impossible for him ignore the subject of interest. Especially when that specific subject pertained to you.

53 saved posts, the screen read.

His eyes had widened, as he took in the contents of your screen.

53 posts of… him and some of your other acolytes, in questionable angles, often doing questionable activities, or wearing questionable articles of clothing… was this something you were into?

He’d need to document this new information, to know more about Teyvat’s Creator.

His memories were interrupted by your voice.

“…do you want something?” You asked, wondering what Albedo was thinking about.

You saw him nervously shift where he sat, as he cleared his throat.

“I… would like to ask you about the art you have saved on Instagram.”

You froze, immediately turning off your phone and shoving it underneath you.

“Oh! Hahah! Of course…!” You trailed, silently dying on the inside.

If he had saw THAT folder, you were in for quite a bit of explaining.

“Art! Y-yes…” You said, seeming to avoid eye contact.

“If that stuff can even be considered art-“ You half mumbled, indiscreetly shoving the phone into the depths of the couch cushions.

He could sense your obvious discomfort, so he decided to cut straight to his point, in an attempt to spare you some embarrassment.

“Your Grace.” The blonde started, in all seriousness, “Would it be pleasing to you if I were to wear cat ears?”

The room was dead silent, except for the occasional bird chirp from outside. Albedo was unnerved by your blank stare. He wasn’t being too presumptuous to assume that you wanted him in that way-

Or maybe you were disappointed in his lack of enthusiasm? He could assure you that he would be delighted to serve you in that way, to gain your favor, to be yours-

“I-if that’s not enough I could wear a collar too!-“ He blurted, sitting up completely straight.

The silence returned momentarily, as your mind whirled with ideas of what to say, how to even deal with this…

Before you could come up with a response, the image of Albedo in cat ears and a collar was conjured up into your mind.

His soft blonde hair and matching cat ears… a turquoise collar to match his eyes…

The way he might look up at you, not so innocently pawing at your body, desperately panting for your attention-

“Your Grace, are you alright?!” Albedo panicked, quickly approaching you with a cloth. “Why is your nose bleeding?”

Venti:

“Yeah, and there’s a ton of music that people from all over this world have recorded, and the best part…”

You trailed off, for a dramatic effect. You saw Venti’s aquamarine eyes follow your every move.

“You can either listen to music, or watch anything on this platform, as long as you have WiFi!” You gushed, going on and on about the wonders of “YouTube”

A chime sounded, interrupting your rant.

“Oh, the cookies are done!” You exclaimed, getting up from your spot on the bed. “I’ll be right back, feel free to browse YouTube for whatever you’d like to hear!”

“Ehe, ok!” He smiled, gleefully clicking into the “Library” section of the “app”.

The door of the room clicked shut, and the ex-archon was left by himself.

“Recently watched?” He said to himself, curiously tapping on the category.

A wide variety of videos pulled up on the screen of the phone.

He hummed, casually kicking his feet in time with the rhythm, as he scrolled through the videos.

“Daddy Diluc punishes you for not paying your bar tab? ASMR?”

He tapped the video, as the first hints of sound emit from the device.

“You’ve been naughty, kitten…” the voice trailed, sounding eerily similar, if not exactly the same as Diluc. “But I think you already know that… don’t you?”

Venti wheezed, doubling over laughing. To think that the Creator of Teyvat would watch and listen to something of this nature-

The door opened, as you finally returned from taking the cookies out of the oven.

Venti flinched, attempting to hide the phone behind his back. However, in his haste to move the object, it fell out of his hands.

You stared at the bard in confusion, still standing in the doorway. Before you could ask him about his flustered state, a loud clunk sounded throughout the room. The phone had fallen right between your desk and the wall.

You choked when you heard the oh-so-familiar voice coming from the phone.

“Since you’ve been so naughty, basically begging for my attention, I guess I’ll just have to punish you. Hm? You’d like that?”

“VENTI WHY DID YOU CLICK ON THAT?!” You screeched, immediately dropping to the ground, desperately reaching your hand into the crack between the wall and your desk. You failed to reach the device.

“I-“ he started, continuously being interrupted with laughter. “I-m sorry, y- Your Grace-“

You were mortified when the less appropriate part of the video started, the lewd noises echoing through the room.

“H-hah, kitten… you’re so tight- so perfect for me, bent over the bar like this…”

Your face went bright red, as you stood up, hastily grabbing Venti’s arm, proceeding to drag him out of the room.

You slammed the door shut, as Venti kept laughing.

“You. Heard. Nothing.” You said, your face turning bright red.

“Nothing.” He said, an innocent smile on his lips.

You sighed in relief, before seeing the mischievous expression on his face.

“Venti…” you warned, side eyeing him.

“I heard absolutely nothing, kitten.” He cackled, before he went dead silent. “Is…that my voice?”

From under the door, you heard a new video begin to play.

“A-ah- please-“ somebody said, imitating Venti’s voice.

“W-windblume- I’m- hAH~ g-going to c-cum!”

Your face somehow managed to get redder, as you slowly turned back toward him.

“I… I am so sorry you have to hear that.” You muttered, your eyes meeting his amused ones.

“Don’t worry about it! After all, I wouldn’t mind if we were to record our own video like that.” Venti grinned, taking your hands in his own.

You blushed even harder, as he continued his rant, excitedly detailing all he wants to do with you. His fanatical expression was making you a little nervous.

You just didn’t understand how euphoric this made him, to know that you were watching things of this nature about him- and that he was with you now, all alone…

“Anddd, maybe you could bend ME over a bar? That could make for a really interesting ballad, about the scandalous love between the Creator and the Anemo Ar-“

He was cut off by a particularly high pitched moan coming from behind the door.

You swiftly retracted your hands, running back inside of the room, thankful for the excuse to escape his tightening grip.

“I am turning this phone off, if it’s the very last thing I do!” You screamed, angrily attempting (and failing) to reach for the wretched device.

#cultau #genshin impact #genshin impact sagau #sagau brain rot #genshin impact venti #venti x reader #albedo #gi albedo #albedo x gender neutral reader #gn reader #genshin yandere #genshin cult au #cult au #sagau brainrot #genshin sagau #reverse isekai

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daybreakrising · 6 months

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5. What is a character you love, but don’t think you can write? 6. Name 3 things you love most about your muse/muses. 7. What is one overrated roleplay trend? 13. Is there one trope you can’t stand? 18. What is one thing you’d wish to see more in the rp community?

meme for roleplay muns | @wwriothesley

5. What is a character you love, but don’t think you can write?

k//azuha. i adore him, have done since the first time he appeared, but i don't think i'd be able to capture him to a degree i'd be satisfied with.

also, i'd love to write one of the g//enpact ladies but i have no idea who bc i don't think i'd do any of them justice dklfgnlfhgj

6. Name 3 things you love most about your muse/muses.

1) i love that there's quite a variety of personalities within my muse list. i might joke that i have a Type (and i do) but there's actually quite a wide array of characters. it gives me the chance to explore different attitudes and values & keeps things interesting.

2) i can't not mention wrio here, since he's clearly the current favourite. the thing i love most about him is that he's more than what he shows on the surface. i especially love that he turned out to be nothing like anyone expected based on his look. i really enjoy exploring the depths of his character and i can't wait to keep building on that both through my own headcanons and through writing/discussing with partners.

3) i also love my villains. i find villains / antagonists really fun to write, because they don't adhere to any rules. the more morally grey the muse, the more fun i can have with them. i'm not afraid to get dark & i won't apologise for their behaviour in the context of writing (but neither do i excuse them or pretend it's remotely Okay. i'm not a villain apologist and i never will be)

7. What is one overrated roleplay trend?

overformatting replies. i don't see this anymore, so i'm either following the right people, or it's died (or dying) out. but for a while, there was a lot of - frankly wild - formatting trends that i just couldn't understand. now i'm all for making things look nice, of course, but when i can't physically read something because it's so over the top, it kinda defeats the point. if i'm straining my eyes to read your tiny text, or struggling to understand a word because it's got a thousand spaces in it, i'm gonna get tired real quick and i'll lose interest entirely. just... keep it simple. simple can still be pretty.

13. Is there one trope you can’t stand?

oh, man, there are quite a few. i don't even want to mention some of them for fear of ending up in tags i don't wanna be in. i'll let your imagination run wild with that one. generally, though, they're all relating to types of relationships that i just do not vibe with at all.

i guess one i can discuss is a villain getting an undeserved redemption arc - and by that i mean a redemption arc where everyone just conveniently forgets all the terrible shit they did and the villain is never held accountable for their actions. no. that's not redemption, that's bullshit. give me a proper redemption arc with guilt and accountability and consequences.

18. What is one thing you’d wish to see more in the rp community?

it's gotten a lot better since i first started writing here, but it will always need more work - communication, tolerance & patience. i'm so happy that my little corner of the community doesn't seem to have any problems in that department, but i know it's far from true for other parts of the community. some people take this silly little hobby far too seriously and they need to just... chill. that feels like a bit of an obvious answer but i think it's an important one, so... /shrug

#wwriothesley #;forever yelling into the abyss (ooc)#( thank you for sending these !!! )#( those last three took a while to answer bc my brain is Tired )

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riwrite-a · 10 months

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✧. get to know the author !

name : mo

pronouns : she / him

preference of communication : either discord or tumblr ims! whichever is easier for my partner/s

most active muse ( s ) : toya :) my baby boy my everything. tho even tho most of my posts are abt him rn i do really miss writing some of my other muses so PLEASE never be afraid to ask for anyone i dont talk abt much!! i love all my kids

experience / how many years : ive been rping practically since i first had free reign on the internet, so since abt the late 2000s? on tumblr specifically ive been writing since 2014 ( almost a decade what the hell )

best experience : idk if i can really pin it down to one experience, but honestly i think the reason im still here is bc of my experiences in the under/tale rpc in 2015/16. which sounds wild bc of the reputation that it has but i still think fondly of all my old mtt dupes from back then bc a whole group of us were friends. it helps mitigate the dupe anxiety i get now, too. and secondarily i also think a lot abt my time in the lozrpc on twi’s solo blog a few years ago. i feel pretty divorced from the community now due to having a multi but despite the downs there were considerable ups and i still love a lot of the people i met there

rp pet peeves : " let me write you a reply using the worlds smallest icon “ girl i cant SEE IT. also over - formatting tends to be really hard for me to read, especially overuse of spaces. like sure i like to add extra spaces to emphasize punctuation but if it’s like 10 spaces between every word then it’s incredibly hard for me. thankfully i havent seen as much of either lately as i used to

plots or memes : i never know how to answer this question bc? both? memes are a great icebreaker and great for shorter explorations of a muse and their character or their relationship to the sender. but plotting is best for longer, more in-depth threads! that said i feel like i don’t plot enough ( i am so shy and reaching out to plot is very hard 👍 ) and i think i need to do it more

are you like your muse ( s ) : well i have too many muses to give this a yes or no answer but uh. toya? yeah i relate a lot to his general mindset and the optimism with which he sees the world, and i think it’s largely a coping mechanism for both of us. plus maybe its bc i was realizing im autistic shortly before i got into pr/sk but he was the first character i looked at and said ‘ oh hes autistic isnt he ’ so i also share that w him <3 as for other muses um. spins wheel. ghirahim? no lol

tagged by. @evintide thank u!! <3 tagging. im usually too nervous to tag people in these so lmao if u wanna do it feel free to say i tagged u!!

#this got me trying to remember where the first place i rped was and i think. it was some hp forum? genuinely no idea #but i used to exclusively write ocs and thats wild bc i havent written an oc in AGES #i have plenty i just. never even consider writing them anymore #‧ miscellaneous. → 「 out. 」

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thistle-and-thorn · 1 year

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🔥 - Tumblr culture

in general?

I mean: it’s so much better than other places? Like I don’t have any social media, essentially, and I don’t think I could function if I did. I enjoy the site-wide memes and stuff; I think it’s very nice and very wholesome and very like…not that tumblr isn’t immune to anti-intellectualism but I think there’s overall a healthier attitude and curiosity as a culture. Like people come for deep dives, not for character limits that almost automatically strips everything everything everything you say from the profound to the mundane of nuance or depth. I also love love love the anonymity of it. I think it’s important to have a “third” space to sort of…be weird without it being attached to you or your career or your social reputation.

there’s an element of irreverence that can go too far—but I think a lot of that is in the younger sections of the site who are trying to be edgy. And there is a disturbing amount of radical feminism on the site that you just…can encounter in the wild? It’s like lifting up a sponge and discovering a colony of ants and bacteria under it.

I don’t know how popular or unpopular this is, as an opinion. But. I like a lot of tumblr culture actually.

#asks

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sroloc--elbisivni · 1 year

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Are you still doing the fic ask meme? If so 5 and 14 for Will you give me yourself? will you come travel with me? Also have I told you I'm obsessed with that fic which was a transcendental experience and you write the BEST pre war Orion

no longer cursed but literally always happy to talk fics!

5 is “What part was hardest to write? and 14 is “Is there anything you wanted readers to learn from reading this fic?“ and mmmmmm i kind of have to answer these two things together. because the thing is. this is a fic about, among other things, the state sponsored extermination of the north american bison.

walk with me.

this fic flowed very easily on a prose words-to-page basis, though I did fuss over characterizing Orion because i not only did I want him to feel mutually intelligible with TFP Optimus Prime, I wanted to be extremely thoughtful about how I handled ‘this kid grew up alone.’ postcolonial theory has done a lot to unpack associations of words like ‘wild’ ‘uncivilized’ ‘savage’ ‘uncharted’ ‘settled’ ‘wilderness’ etc. when applied to land or people. I really try to aim for a ‘no real life tragedies’ rule when writing my silly giant robot toy stories, but I also want to tell stories with meaning and depth.

and when writing, as i called this, a homoerotic cowboy novel in space--well. historical cowboy novels, Westerns, take place in a land that has been forcibly emptied. to avoid that would be to perpetuate erasure. so i wanted to engage with that, and pick it apart, and show the underlying actions that create an ‘unspoiled, unsettled wilderness’ as carefully and thoughtfully as I could.

the fic is tagged ‘biopolitics’ for foucauldian biopolitics and also for necropolitics, these ideas that power is achieved/demonstrated by control over the individual body and over life and death. so we look at megatronus and orion, and their very different ideas over their lives of Where Food Comes From. getting food without a support network is hard. orion went from a survival subsistence lifestyle to living in a developed area where he could just buy energon without having to think about where it came from. megatronus as an energon miner always had to think about where it came from, but only his one specific idea of where it came from, and he saw the entire society as founded on his labor. and now for the first time he’s realizing. why did energon have to be mined, and not cultivated? why were the pathfinders killed? why do cybertronians in Aligned live almost exclusively in cities, such that there was a wilderness for OP to come down in?

ANYWAY that’s a long way of saying i wanted readers to learn that there are some really interesting ways of engaging with pre-war OP and Megs that aren’t just ‘Orion is completely ignorant and Megatronus has all the answers.’ they can have different opinions and perspectives that inform what they believe. i also wanted very much for more people to learn about OP’s covenant-of-primus backstory because i think it’s GREAT.

#sorry for rambling on i just. i was doing a LOT with that fic #and it's one of those things where it's so much harder to put it in plain language than in allegory #that i really feel like i did something right with it. i can't explain what it means.#talky talk #quetzalpapalotl #ask meme #fic talk

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topziistore · 8 days

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The Mega64 Meme Shirt: Unraveling the Threads of Internet Culture

In the vast expanse of internet culture, where memes reign supreme, few artifacts hold as much mystique and allure as The Mega64 Meme Shirt. Embarking on a journey to explore its depths reveals not just a piece of fabric, but a symbol of community, creativity, and the enduring spirit of online fandom. Join us as we unravel the enigma of this iconic garment, tracing its origins, unraveling its significance, and celebrating its lasting impact on the digital landscape.

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two-oaks-farmstead · 5 months

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Family Feast Pt 4: Setting the Table for a Feast Fit for Royalty (or at Least Your Quirky Uncle)

Setting the Table for a Feast Welcome to the grand banquet of table-setting ideas, where we'll help you create a wonderful backdrop for a feast fit for royalty, or at least your quirky uncle. Get ready to unleash your inner Martha Stewart (or maybe just your inner eccentric) as we dive into the world of elegant dinnerware and quirky table decorations. You have the menu set and the feast is in preparation. Turkey is roasting, ham is baking, pies are cooling and wine is pouring. Take another sip as you look around your space in preparation for setting the table. First things first, let's talk about setting the stage - or rather, setting the table. There are a couple of different directions you can take here. You can opt for luxurious dinnerware that will make even a simple meal feel like a regal affair. Think fancy china plates, gleaming silverware that could double as a mirror, and crystal glasses that practically sing when you clink them together. Or you could opt for a more simple base and put all of the flash elsewhere. Porcelain Melamine Disposable Plastic Earthenware But wait! We can't forget about those quirky touches that will make your table truly unforgettable. How about incorporating some offbeat centerpieces like miniature garden gnomes nestled among the flowers or vintage toy cars zooming around on a racetrack made of fresh herbs? Let your imagination run wild! There are some gorgeous ideas for you to check out at Gorgeous Christmas Decoration Ideas – Dining Room. A few Ideas to Add for Setting the Table Now on to seating arrangements - ah, the delicate art of minimizing family drama. We've all been there, trying to strategically place Aunt Mildred far away from Uncle Bob to prevent any heated political debates from erupting during dessert. Consider creating a seating chart that ensures everyone is seated next to someone they get along with (or at least tolerate). And if all else fails, hide some conversation starters under their napkins - nothing diffuses tension quite like discussing the latest cat memes. And don't forget the place cards! A Few Options for Place Cards You certainly don't have to stop at setting the table. You can decorate all areas for added flair. Remember the more the decoration, the more there will be to discuss...other than the state of the economy and whose fault it is. So, I say go all out! So there you have it - your guide to setting the table for an extravagant feast fit for royalty (and maybe even your quirky uncle). Get creative with your dinnerware and sprinkle in some eccentric decorations while carefully arranging seat placement to avoid any family fireworks. Bon appétit! If you missed Parts 1-3, ...What were you thinking??? That's ok... You can get them right here! The Ultimate Guide to Preparing and Decorating Your Home for a Wild Family Feast at Christmas-Part 1 Family Feast Part 2: Declutter and Clear the Way for Feasting Fun Family Feast Part 3: Getting those Christmas Decorations On Point And you don't want to miss parts 5 & 6 either! MORE WAYS TO CONNECT We also, as a homesteading family, have a variety of blogs that might interest you. A Life on the Farm focuses on the more personal side of the homesteading life. We discuss subjects like family, parenting, relationships, homeschooling, cooking, canning and so much more. Two Oaks Farm Talk concerns the more technical side of homesteading. We discuss subjects like gardening, food prep, and farm building and construction with lots of tutorials! Farm Raised Family is basically a hub for everything under the Two Oaks Farmstead umbrella. You can learn a great deal about all parts of the farmstead there. The Farm Raised Family blog focuses on financial matters such as budgeting, saving, and more and on current events affecting families. You can also have a more in depth look at all that we do by visiting our Two Oaks Farmstead YouTube Channel and be sure to subscribe so that you don’t miss a thing! Farm Life and Freedom is the new podcast we are in the process of launching! It is going to be so much fun! You could also check in with our Farm Life and Freedom Youtube Channel. Two Oaks Farmstead is the farm store… the one that holds the umbrella! Check us all out and join us, not only on our blogs and Farm Life and Freedom podcast but come join the fun on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter… wherever you get social! Read the full article

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clonerightsagenda · 3 years

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for the ask meme- have you done aximili animorphs? i know you're not super into the fandom so you might have to skip some aspects of the prompt, but i really enjoy your thoughts haha <3

First impression

I was taken in by the 'cute little alien fish out of water' trope. Haha, look at Ax eating milk duds off the ground! Wild.

Impression now

All the Animorphs characters acquire depth and trauma like a snowball rolling downhill. I think it’s really interesting that at first you think Ax is going to follow a story like Elfangor tried to - alien from a militaristic culture comes to Earth and learns to appreciate peace and humanity. But no, Ax brings the war with him, he calls Jake prince because this isn’t ‘found family’, it’s a military unit, and he’s broken when the curtains close just like everyone else.

Favorite moment

For humor, every interaction Ax has with food. For oomph.... how Ax looked up to his brother so much, and Elfangor arguably led to the rise of Visser 3 by refusing to space a bunch of helpless yeerks and then tried his best to nope out of the war entirely, and Ax did defy Andalite command but when Jake tells him to space 17,000 essentially prisoners of war he hits the switch.

What would they say to each other, if they could.

Idea for a story

The fact that he immediately fucks off into space and then gets ambiguously vored by an eldritch horror makes this difficult. How about one of those fics that’s formatted as an in-universe text: Aximil’s tell-all guide to Earth for Andalite tourists. That could be funny.

Unpopular opinion

Yeah hard to say what’s popular/unpopular, although out of fan content I’ve seen, it does seem like people tend to play up Ax’s cute weird alien shtick when he can also lean into the cultural superiority and very nearly sells us all out at the end. He’s Nuanced.

Favorite relationship

Tobias. They bond over being outsiders, and I really wish they'd unpacked the whole relatives thing on screen more, although the bit where Ax is teaching Tobias to pretend to be an andalite in morph was touching.

Favorite headcanon

Hmm. I tend to generate more hcs for things I talk about a lot with other people, and Animorphs is.... niche. I’ll cheat and offer something for andalites as a whole: given their Warrior Culture deal and canonical ableism, I suspect andalites are not very supportive when it comes to mental health issues in veterans. Ax probably came home with PTSD, but I doubt anyone wanted to hear about it.

#ask meme #animorphs//

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danhoemei · 3 years

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Answer with 3 random facts about yourself. Let’s get to know the person behind the blog!

Thank you for tagging me @to-yearn-for , I love these games 💚

So first of all, I’M SORRY BECAUSE I ALWAYS END UP RAMBLING TOO MUCH

Anyway-

1. I’m a freaking hoarder. And I really mean it. I realised the problem (because it was a sick level, like keeping literal trash since elementary school) and started gradually getting rid of some things as well as learning to tone it down or to let go. You can see glimpses of this characteristic of mine on this blog, hoarding content, my precioussss xd A few other things I collect in a healthier way are:

replicas (and not 👀) of weapons, like knives, pistols, hidden blades etc. (everything legal, don’t call the cops)

paintings of small or street artists from different countries (mentioned it in this post recently)

paper books (I have around 400 just in my room, probably over 2000 in the whole home)

fantasy-like accessories, like leather bags, vials, weapon holsters, some jewellery (like rings with patterns winding around the fingers, moonstones, leaves coated in silver, teeth necklaces, braided strings etc.)

plants (my room is already a jungle but I need moar, help)

photos (from literally my whole life and many trips or events), art, memes, music etc (previously downloaded, now gathered in cloud or on platforms such as this, to save up space on my devices and have it neatly segregated and searchable)

anything created over the years by my closest artistic friends (and me), so there are tons of pics and videos of art and costumes, 3d models, games, recordings of singing or music, written pieces, and so on, including the process, sketches, pics from modeling sessions (as one of my friends often needed a model for projects and I had the opportunity to help a few times 💚 could show some pics if anyone was interested 👀)

Could expand on any of the points or take some pics if anyone asks 👀

2. I love adrenaline so I’m always the first to jump on the most crazy rollercoasters, stand on the edge of cliffs (to the horror of people around), jump from heights like with a parachute or from rocks into the water, take part in tough trips like climbing Mt Fuji for sunrise sighting. I love wild nature, water, flying, and heights so much 😭 I’m always thrilled on a boat, or swimming in high waves (even a few meters high), on a plane, on the peak of a mountain, near literal abysses. Still have a lot of things on my bucket list, e.g. bungee jumping, scuba diving to the depths of the ocean, wingsuit flying etc.

3. I got pulled into tabletop RPGs when I was around 13 and since that time I had so many campaigns in so many different systems (Warhammer, many from WoD, DnD, Wolsung, niche or original ones, and some more). I also created two original worlds with my friends, one of which is such a big project that we’ve been slowly working on it for a few years already. We created almost a whole continent with its politics, history, and conflicts, as well as environmental parts like climate, fauna, and flora. There are several races with cultures specific for them and their regions, a whole spectre of different “magic” (or more like supernatural elements of the world which can be manipulated in very different ways and with their own rules). Plus many characters which we either play as, or just fill the world with and use in the stories.

I've always been interested in numerous subjects, as much scientific (biology, physics, computer science, maths) as humanistic (languages, psychology, philosophy, cultures, art), and I use my gathered knowledge a lot here to create something complex and natural but also quirky and interesting. Especially in terms of magic - something more than just “you make things happen because it’s magic”. So there are very different aspects of the world which we could simplify as “magic”, but they are really sometimes just a part of the world which some people tune into. Like, there is a parallel world of spirits which influences our world and the other way around, and some people learnt to peek into it and communicate with it. But to give an example of a typical trope and the shenanigan we made out of it - a “telekinesis” in that world would be just redirecting the kinetic energy to a different object. In simple terms, when you yeet something which was static, another thing stops moving. And to make something “float” you’d have to repeatedly give smaller pushes to it, while of course feeding on other moving things around and gradually slowing them down (unless you use your own body, so full of sweet kinetic energy 😈).

ANYWAY, RPGs are so much fun, immensely creative and educational 💚 I learnt so many valuable lessons, had such diverse experiences, and created piles of art and content for these characters, stories, and sessions. Absolutely adore RPGs and will always recommend it for anyone.

Tagging @silver-colour @willowclarissoon @ohohsomething @a-very-fond-farewell @selkiebycatch @carriewangxian @robinduckling but feel free to ignore this as always

#tag game #danshushmei #abt me #I'M SORRY FOR ALWAYS WRITING SO MUCH ON THESE #i have so many interests and am vibrating from excitement when there is an opportunity to mention them in any way #toyearnfor

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where-is-ezra · 1 year

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i fucking hate it here

#most unrealistic part of this is dave being active on social medial hahahaha #also tho #apparently this is what i do on melatonin #i slander dave filoni #also also ive made this exact joke before #ezra bridger #not counting #dave filoni #rebels #swr #sw rebels #star wars #memes from the depths of wild space

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photobombingcryptid · 2 years

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Something changed.

Meme is a mech who’s never let hardships get to him. A lone nomad like him has to wear a mask as a deterrent to the dangers lurking in the depths of the space. All it takes is one slip-up for the whole facade to collapse.

He knows it the best - opportunists will latch onto anything giving them the higher ground.

Ever since his return from the neo-Funcionist cult conflict and his pocket-dimensional jump, he hasn’t felt right. He can feel it, being pulled away from the others, the need to disappear rising.

But you just barely returned. People are worried about you.

And that he realizes. He has friends, he has acquaintances and even rivals who have expressed concern regarding his unusual disapperance.

The neo-Functionist conflict has affected him than he’d like to admit.

How is he supposed to voice his own turmoil? Can he confess his anxieties without appearing weak, or hell, making others more worried about his own well-being?

He doesn’t like that. Never liked that, in fact. Having someone watch over him, when he can already watch his own back. Let him deal with things on his own; he needs no help.

Withdrawing himself further, covering up his and the ship’s signatures, effectively making himself hidden in plain sight. He is there, in deep space, floating among the stars and retreating to wild planets with nothing but local fauna to keep him company.

#ic #ic status #he's a recluse who cannot properly voice his personal issues and deals with them on his own #and bottles things up #drabble #drabbles

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ascnsion · 2 years

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▋ 𝑰𝑵𝑺𝑰𝑫𝑬 𝑨 𝑴𝑨𝑫𝑫𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑴𝑰𝑵𝑫 . . . . . imprisoned 𝙁𝙍𝙊𝙈 @gloriousxdarkness . . . ┖ ( imprisoned meme ) ┒

Ants migrated throughout the streets, blinded by their ignorance, and poisoned by an air of mixed literal and figurative corruption. He was blinded by ambition and hunger . . and rivulets of pain emerging from the stem of his brain to the fluid and space behind left eye told him he was blind. Nearly, but Bullseye enjoyed playing into it. Being struck down would have been a terrible blow to the ego if had not worked strange tidings within a deranged mind. Queerly, he felt connected to the DEVIL of Hell’s Kitchen, and as a gloved finger agitated the soreness of an injured and patched over eye, he wondered if the blind received a thrill out of relying on their other senses.

Depth perception was shot, but all he really needed was more projectiles to launch in a wide spray, and, yes, he never missed. A gift was awaiting Bullseye. The intricacy and mystery of the note alluded to Kingpin’s involvement, yet the massive man of tyrannical gluttony no longer found interest in a rogue chess piece, a once weak pawn. Bullseye was prepared for a trap, reveled in the possibility, and slid lithe body through the narrow openings of an industrial furnace. The lack of odor in the facility, save for that of rat urine and feces, spoke to the rundown state of a building which formerly provided thousands of jobs for New Yorkers. The dirt and dust beneath his boots billowed in small clouds upon being disturbed, otherwise there was no sign Bullseye was even present.

He moved from the first floor all the way to the cellar because everything secretive was always bound to be where light wouldn’t reach. Criminal 101. He wasn’t the most graceful in his descent nor did he wish to be. If anyone should jump out of the shadows, he was prepared even when he insistently prodded and prodded until the bandage over his left eye became damp with blood, and tiny, very faint alarm bells chimed in the back of his mind. By the time he arrived at the bottom floor and through the last doorway, he looked like a man who had arrived home after a long shift at the factory — strangely and casually leaning body against the warped wood of the doorway.

A single flickering bulb struggled to illuminate a room twenty meters wide; vacant of the smell of mammal remains yet unpleasant all the same. Everything in the room, or what wasn’t in the room, was old save for the severely out of place metal cage at the very center of the room. The new, polished bars caught the light of the overhead bulb, and the body within the cage stood out in shapes of dark black. Even without two good eyes and decent lighting, Bullseye knew it was Elektra. When the realization finally dawned upon the killer, he dropped the casual act and walked with perfect posture towards the bars.

He wanted to smile, gloat, annoy her to the point of death, yet. . this was no gift. It was entirely too EASY. However, witnessing the famed killer be so vulnerable amused him. At least, Benjamin thought it should have amused him. A smile moved onto his lips though there was nothing genuine behind it even for all the malice it contained. Both eyes closed, gloved hands wrapped around the bars, and he relied on all other senses to feel the shifting of her weight and the tempo of her breathing.

❝ In some countries, this would be considered our honeymoon. ❞ Even to Bullseye, the sound of his voice in the vacuum of silence sounded ungodly loud. He stepped backwards, still kept his eyes closed, and used memory to guide his actions. Throwing knife was extracted from the holster at his hip and thrown to the right without much preparation, ultimately breaking the lock holding the bars of the cell together. It was as though he was releasing a beast . . only the trembling erupting against the ground wasn’t because he released a wild bear of a killer. The furnaces were being turned on, soldier’s boots were on the ground, and, apparently, releasing Elektra had not been part of the deal.

Oh, well.

#◤ headspill and homicide ┖ 🎯 ANSWERED ┒#◤ — sai-yonara ┖ FT ELEKTRA ┒#gloriousxdarkness #* half a century later . . .

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genderbinaryisforlosers · 3 years

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everyone on the carte blanche for the ask meme

everyone? oh boy this is gonna get long ajfhdsf

JUNO

First impression: i, like a lot of people who get into the podcast without knowing a great deal about it, was expecting at most an ambiguously bisexual angst machine with a closely-guarded heart of gold. juno being an explicitly bisexual genderqueer angst machine is perhaps the most pleasant surprise of my life. the angst machine heart of gold characters were kind of my type at the time, so i loved him right away

Impression now: every time i think about juno’s arc from depressed mess held together by bad coping mechanisms, safety pins, and a few good strong puns into someone who can talk about his feelings, feel comfortable about being happy, and recognise when he needs to change, i want to cry about it a little bit. the depth of my love for juno steel has only grown along with him

Favourite moment: juno has a lot of great one-liners and i’m still a big fan of the “on the other hand i wasn’t wearing a watch” bit and who can forget such classics as juno finally deciding to stop moping over nureyev and move on only for him to open the door to his apartment and find nureyev sitting in the dark dramatically, but honestly nothing will ever hit me harder than his sudden, pissed-off declaration of “i can’t die yet, i still have shit to do!” in promised land. god.

Idea for a story: oh i have so many and i want to write most of them so no spoilers, but juno accidentally kidnaps a baby during a carte blanche heist and shenanigans ensue

Unpopular opinion: obviously we all know he’s dummy thicc but i feel like a lot of people forget he’s an actual genius, like the stuff he notices and how he strings it together is sometimes so obscure and he’s almost always right. oh, also juno is not skinny and i will not be taking criticism on that

Favourite relationship: this is so tough because every dynamic is so good, but i think it has to be juno and rita. those two are so good! the best best friends in the world!! i’m really a sucker for any dynamic that’s ridiculously in-sync so i loved these two as soon as juno saw rita’s notes in prince of mars and went “makes perfect sense to me” (which it probably didn’t, because rita, but he trusted that she knew what she was doing which is the important part)

Favourite headcanon: this isn’t really a headcanon but i still think about how juno is (was?) deathly afraid of heights but when he heard rex glass coming he still attempted to climb out of the window. either his aversion to working with dark matters/other people in general was so strong is overrided his fear, or his office was actually on the ground floor. not sure which of these is funnier.

NUREYEV

First impression: we’ve all seen the memes about nureyev knowing juno steel for one (1) day and deciding to Risk It All by leaving him with his name, look at this Hopeless Romantic, this utter DISASTER of a homosexual. the fact the very next time we hear from nureyev (at least directly) he’s patiently waiting in juno’s dark apartment to surprise him with a heist definitely supports this image.

Impression now: even after literally being inside peter’s head, i feel like we didn’t get a real sense of who he is until man in glass, where we find out he aggressively compartmentalises everything that causes him stress. he’s also distinctly someone who’s had his heart broken before, i think, which makes those first appearances of his very strange. but it does remind me of what juno says about diamond, and how he decided to provide the trust first and wait for the trustworthiness to grow in (only to get severely hurt), and i think that’s exactly what nureyev did. i am also... very uneasy with how suspicious he’s behaving this season because obviously i want to believe he’ll sort it all out and not betray the crew but... oof

Favourite moment: the beginning of what lies beyond pt1 where he’s affectionately bullying juno into taking care of himself? cleared my crops watered my skin etc etc etc

Idea for a story: i’d love to hear more about his past as a young thief idolising buddy and vespa (i can’t actually remember if that’s canon or fanon but anyway i wanna read it!)

Unpopular opinion: i think people often cling to an image of him that more resembles his first impressions in season 1 instead of seeing the depth that we’ve been given about his character in season 3

Favourite relationship: him and juno but honestly it’s a close call between them and his budding friendship with rita. even though she learned it by accident, his name is still a point of intimacy and it’s one less secret to keep around her which has to be a weight off his shoulders, at least a little? they seem like they could be really good friends once ultrabots is out of the way. juno steel love (and also bullying) zone activates whenever they’re together

Favourite headcanon: i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again - nureyev has never done a household chore in his goddamn life. he doesn’t know the water needs to be hot when you wash dishes.

RITA

First impression: honestly i’m not sure? i don’t remember having a big awareness of her in murderous mask but i remember loving her “note-taking” in prince of mars, i thought she sounded really fun and cute

Impression now: rita is really fun and cute, she’s also an extremely hardworking and dedicated woman who had the guts to throw in with a detective fired from the force and then invest all of her time and money into helping him help people.

Favourite moment: Rita Gets A Knife. enough said

Idea for a story: i don’t know honestly! i really struggle to write rita because her thought processes are so wild and i don’t think any story i could come up with would match mega ultrabots of cyberjustice.

Unpopular opinion: this shouldn’t be unpopular because juno steel himself shares this opinion but all future-jupeter headcanons are incomplete without rita also being a huge part of their lives

Favourite relationship: rita + franny 4ever obviously.. jk it’s juno & rita have you heard rita minute 3 they’re too adorable for this world. im still Soft over their conversation at the end of soul of the people when he said he couldn’t stay in hyperion anymore but he wouldn’t leave with the carte blanche if rita wasn’t coming because he was done leaving her behind, and she threw out all her hesitations on the spot and said call the big guy. speaking of, rita & jet are a close second. instant best friends i love them.

Favourite headcanon: i think this is basically canon now but rita being literally half the height of jet is so good

JET

First impression: “haha lorge funny man puts juno in the trash”

Impression now: jet sikuliaq is one of the dearest characters to me out of anything ever. he is a huge, menacing, polite, kind, sincere man who i would very much like to give me a hug. he’s the best aro ace in outer space and while being generally very levelheaded and straightforward, also takes every opportunity to fuck with juno because it’s very easy and very hilarious to him personally. he is everything my autistic acearo ass needed and i’m so glad to have him

Favourite moment: all of them every single one. him putting juno in the trash is of course a classic and every moment jet chooses to be funny makes my heart happy, but also every piece of genuine advice he gives. i’m a particular fan though of buddy recounting her years in the lighthouse and him saying he became concerned when she didn’t come downstairs at the usual time. “you took the door off its hinges.” “i was deeply concerned.” king of understatement

Idea for a story: again no spoilers for you but..... tools of rust time loop au

Unpopular opinion: this isn’t “unpopular” as much as it is unknown but jet is buddy’s queerplatonic partner and i will keep saying it until everyone believes it

Favourite relationship: jet and buddy,,, just everything about them. the way he suspects when she’s lying, the way she makes tea for him when she expects him to drop by. the fact he comes to check on her when she is 41 seconds late to the family meeting because it’s unlike her to be late and the last time she was late for something her brain was turning to radiation soup. but most especially the way she snaps at him to stay out of her business and he said he could not because he made her promise eight years ago to never stay out of the business of her health, no matter how many times she asked. they r literally in a qpr

Favourite headcanon: i don’t think this is true but i still think it would be funny if the ruby-7 used to be painted red but when jet got it he had it painted green because he Just Really Likes Green (as evidenced by his hovercycle). it’s very funny to me.

BUDDY

First impression: it’s been a minute since i relistened to time gone by but i’m pretty sure the first thing she ever says in the podcast is sliding up to depressed accidental whiskey thief juno and say “that’ll be ten million creds,” scaring the shit out of him, so needless to say i was in love instantly.

Impression now: my love for buddy aurinko has only grown and if it sounds like i already said that in this post it’s because i did about juno and it’s appropriate because the parallels are astounding. the heart of it all gave us such depth to buddy’s internal monologue and why she always sounds like she knows exactly what to say and what that’s like and honestly will i ever be over the heart of it all as an episode? unlikely. i think i’m gonna have a little piece of it in MY heart forever.

Favourite moment: everything she’s ever said is iconic as hell i especially like “in an impressive fit of hubris i’ve decided not to prepare my words for this vow” which made me laugh out loud but once again i must give it up for her iconic “I WANT TO LIVE” moment. honourable mentions to her taking rita out for ice cream and giving juno shooting lessons while she’s in her actual wedding gown. i love her

Idea for a story: buddy and vespa as sun/moon dieties.... that’s all

Unpopular opinion: stop drawing her with a fancy high-tech eye like the theia!! it canonically looks like garbage and it’s described in detail, please, i’m dying, also don’t minimise her scars you bastards

Favourite relationship: buddy and vespa invented romantic love and the entire carte blanche crew’s relationship to her is great but you know by now i’m a slut for buddy & jet out-of-this-world queerplatonic partners. the way she checks in on him during tools of rust to make sure he’s not relapsing and he comes to find her when she is 41 seconds late in the heart of it all to make sure she’s not having a heart problem!! it’s the trust,, the devotion,, the mortifying ordeal of being known

Favourite headcanon: she can sing. absolutely tears it up at karaoke. i’m right

VESPA

First impression: knife lesbian goes STAB. she will heal your wounds but she will be threatening to give you more the whole time

Impression now: she is extremely strong, heart-rendingly tender, and despite being in the older half of the carte blanche crew somehow has unmistakable little sister energy which makes her downright hilarious. i’m so glad she got to marry buddy and they’re official space wives now they’re so good for each other

Favourite moment: both from shadows in the ship, either “GUN!!” “KNIFE?!” (iconic) or when she clocks the dark matters drone pretending to be juno because it called her crazy and juno wouldn’t call her crazy. i’m always a sucker for “shapeshifter fails to fool mark because they Know Each Other Too Well” and it was just *chefs kiss* so good

Idea for a story: i really want to write something about when she was first staying at the lighthouse with buddy post-reunion, and getting to know jet and stuff. i think it would be cute

Unpopular opinion: i know vespa doesn’t canonically have lots of scarring but people who don’t draw her with scarring? cowards.

Favourite relationship: once again, although buddy and vespa invented romantic love, i just love the dynamic between vespa and juno so much. they’ve come so far with each other and their weird sibling dynamic gives me life. at the end of what lies beyond when juno says “we’re not gonna kill her, vespa” and instead of sounding full of Rage and Suspicion she’s like “whyyy notttt?” and he’s like “because i said so!” and that’s just good enough for her even if she’s a bit grumpy about it. i love it.

this took.. a hot minute to do! jshkfjsdgsa thank you dyl ily <3

#michaelburnnham #riley replies #be gay do crimes in space #the penumbra #juniverse

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homestuckexamination · 4 years

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Wow thank you for the space analysis!! Is hussie really that brilliant, i cant believe that dork could figure that all for himself

I mean, I do think Hussie’s quite good at creating stories! And there is a lot of depth in Homestuck that isn’t just, us theorists going hog wild and making crazy jumps of logic. But...

He is not a master genius you know. See, one of Hussie’s biggest strengths is... The Refrance. No, seriously, Hussie is just, really good at being shameless about the inspirations he draws from. The whole Cherub Snake Duality evokes the ‘Do what you will’ ideal of the Neverending Story, with Calliope and Caliborn actually paralleling story beats from it. And it’s NOT subtle, because the Auryn is literally depicted in full, and Hussie fucking rides Falkor to vomit on bullies. Jade evokes a lot of the Wizard of Oz tropes- And Hussie runs it to the ground by having her travel through the yellow yard, and die crushed under a house with her stockings and shoes showing, and LITERALLY having a crusty JPEG of the Wizard of Oz saying “THIS IS THE REFERENCE” under the panel.

Hussie doesn’t just create systems of symbols that stand on their own. He’s good at remixing them from works he likes. Cherubs are Crocodile Snakes, and they’re coiled around the God Tier clock. Vriska is a pirate. This is just Hook and the tick-tock-tick-tock Crocodile. Meteors falling and bringing an apocalypse? John literally has Armageddon as a movie poster in his room. What is that, the Gnostic themes aren’t obvious enough in SBURB? How about naming Jade, literally, gardenGNOSTIC?

He is... Not subtle. And he doesn’t fear making these references. He revels in building associations to other pieces of media, and that also includes, tying concepts to cultural associations. Light is Luck. Why is Light Luck? Well, Luck shines on people, doesn’t it? Light and Brightness tend to be associated with Luck and Fortune. Rage ties into the idea of Clowns and Jokers. With the Joker you have the association with Tragedy and Comedy, and thus, with Theatre. Theatre ties back to Dionysus. “He had a dual nature; on one hand, he brought joy and divine ecstasy; or he would bring brutal and blinding rage, thus reflecting the dual nature of wine.“ It all comes back to Rage. Theatre, Jokers, Tragicomedy, is inherently and culturally associated with Rage. All I said about Space, earlier, and how it connects to Motherhood in various cultures of the world.

Hussie doesn’t create these meaningful associations. These are associations that exist in the world, in culture. Memes spread around the world. And Hussie’s strength, is gathering them all, and following the lines that connect them, and consolidating them into something meaningful for his story. These associations work, and we find them, not because Hussie is a super-genius that is doing the impossible and building an extremely complex basis out of nothing. It’s because Hussie loves referencing things he finds interesting and likes, and finding the common cultural threads they’re built upon.

Nothing is new, as they say. Everything is a remix of things that came previously. Nuance and the personal flavor we give them is what makes stories really shine. Hussie knows that, and when he wants to convey Something Specific, he knows there’s hundreds of different things that have touched the same themes, that have deal with the same things. He follows the lines connecting similar concepts in different works, and gives them his own personal twist and flavor.

Not to say that Hussie is a hack stealing other people’s works of course, and not to say there’s not any merit to what he does. That is absolutely NOT what I am saying, I am praising him for this technique. Homestuck is about Internet friends. So it makes sense, doesn’t it? The Internet is an interwoven network spanning the entire world. It connects countries, cultures, works. And so does Homestuck. Themes, symbolism, are always something that exists in every story. So, Hussie connects his themes and symbolism, with parallels in other places, directly. Interwoven, intricate. Merging his ideas and symbols, with the cultural nuance already permeating the world in various ways. Merging his plot points, with similar ones paralleled in different works. Mixing his characters, with their inspirations.

TL;DR: Homestuck is really deep, but it’s not deep simply because it has a system of intricate symbols made from scratch. It’s deep because it acknowledges these symbols are influenced by other works, other media, and uses these other works explicitly to make the connections deeper, more meaningful, and expansive.

#Homestuck #Hussie #Fanon #Canon #Theories #HSE #Aspect #Class

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cheezritsu · 4 years

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Haikyuu Couple Aesthetics (pt 2)

part one here!

Kageyama Tobio: couple workouts, linked pinkies, lingering touches, butterflies in your stomach even after years of knowing him, parting his sweaty bangs after a gruelling match, sitting in your lap during study sessions. The childhood friends couple; always attending his games, setting a separate ringtone for when he calls at 2 am from another country, his thumb caressing your cheek when he kisses you, walking home after practices with his face washed with sunset; tiny, barely there smiles meant for your eyes only; mundane tasks as dates, buying magazine covers with his face on them; knuckle kisses, massaging his tense muscles after long, grueling days; pressing your foreheads together, looking deep into his love filled eyes; always following your advice, wrapping his arms around your waist and breathing in your scent; recalling old memories with his grandfather, cooing over baby pictures, having each other as your phone background, being prideful for him, trophy husband jokes; standing up for him no matter what. Slow, unsure kisses, even after so many years; always saying “see you later” and never goodbye, soothing his worries with a hug, knowing what he means even when he’s quiet. You two are the star crossed lovers, never quite separated as long as you’re in love.

Hinata Shoyo: 8 hour phone calls, tan lines, bruised arms, giving Natsu advice like she’s your sister; the sunshine couple; constant encouragement, sitting on the back of his bike and going down hills, Marvel movie marathons, talking so much you forget to eat, reading Shonen jump together, him teaching you volleyball, showing up to all his matches; the number 10 proudly across your chest; brushing away his frustrated tears with the back of your hand; video calls with 12 hours between you two, spontaneous dates, convenience store slushies, being shown off to his friends, pinky promises, cheek kisses, running through the streets with intertwined hands, laughing maniacally; making any day an adventure, getting meat buns at 2am, sitting in the stands at practices, learning Brazilian recipes, smiling contently as he tells yet another story about Brazil; holding his face so gently he might cry, hugging him like he’ll vanish under your fingertips; never whispering “I love you,” only screaming it so everyone can hear. Proud smiles, even in hard times. You two are Icarus and the sun, your fierce love the one thing that keeps the wax from melting under your wings.

Azumane Asahi: braiding each others hair, linking pinkies, slightly mismatched appearances, long, ambling walks home while the sun sets; comforting whispers, spinning hugs, promise rings, the sweet couple; always having the right words, modeling his designs, long distance calls on Saturday nights, dried roses, brown sugar boba tea, framed couple photos, bubble baths, fingers tangled in each other’s hair, running errands as dates; sleeping in his tee shirts while he’s away, stealing glances at one another, shoulders always touching on train rides, still blushing whenever your hands brush, being his personal cheerleader, having a mailbox with both your names on it, at home haircuts, rainy day dates; softly kissing each other awake; candid photos, monthly anniversary gifts, a comforting touch always close at hand. You two are Orpheus and Eurydice, willing to plunge the depths of hell to stay together.

Iwaizumi Hajime: late night FaceTimes, learning to skateboard, insulting one another as a love language, stuttering out “I love yous”, couple workouts, being in each other’s profile pictures, bullying each other at any given moment, double dates, matching denim jackets, couple outfit of the day posts, melting into his arms, airport reunions, stealing his food during dates, the laid back couple; stealing his hoodies, long walks filled with easy conversation, having a dog as a child, being dubbed “Iwaizumi’s cool partner,” wherever you go; late night convenience store runs, sunrise hikes, arm wrestling competitions to win arguments, protective arms around your waist as you sleep, unironically calling him “Iwa-Chan”; cheesy Disneyland California couple photos, staying up with him as he studies for exams, rubbing the tension out of his shoulders, listening to his old Seijoh stories, being loved by Makki, Mattsun and Oikawa, resting a comforting hand on his chest, taking pictures of him in the background at sports events, taking pride in everything each other does. Not so much saying it love you,’ but seeing it. You two are the moon and the ocean; tidally locked with one another, and never wanting it any other way.

Ushijima Wakatoshi: taping his matches on tv, wearing his coats when he’s away, champagne flutes, fancy dinner parties, the classy couple; musky, dark cologne, tacky souvenirs from countries he’s visited, indoor plants everywhere, cooking breakfast together whenever possible, courtside seats at his games, peaceful silences, quiet vacations, fancy dinner dates, pearl necklaces, first class flights, monogrammed luggage, smiling at your shared last name, french manicures, laced hands, moonlit walks, promise rings, handwritten letters, traditional weddings, feather light kisses to your knuckles; listening to his voice to fall asleep, mindless touches, secret smiles, ironic heart emojis, learning each other’s love language, sitting in his lap while he watches matches, coming home together after long days apart, fluffy white robes, his and hers sinks, forehead kisses, patiences, evenings spent reminiscing with Shiratorizawa, never losing sight of what’s important: each other. Accepting him no matter what, squeezing his hand for reassurance, saying ‘goodbye’ just so you can say ‘hello’. You two are like wild ivy, growing and entangling in one other until you’ve become one.

Tendou Satori: watching anime until the sun comes up, taping his bruised fingers, singing his impromptu songs, cheering loudly for him at games, exchanging memes for hours, the silly couple; walking home with swinging intertwined hands, comic shop dates, playful banter, calling him “miracle boy” with a seriousness that makes him blush; bullying Goshiki, amusement park dates, stuffed animal presents, incoherent love notes, keeping pictures of you in his wallet, making chocolates in the dead of night, singing loudly in the shower, tickle fights, sneaking into his dorm when you can’t sleep, coming to his defense whenever, wherever; spit shakes, inside jokes, teasing whispers, learning tiktok dances, anime hoodies, cooing over his baby pictures, protective glares, shoulder touches, identical laughter, falling deeper in love with every passing second. You two are a hurricane; a force to be reckoned with with no intentions of stopping.

Bokuto Kotarou: Being Akaashi’s worst nightmare, screaming songs in the car together, throwing rocks at each others windows in the dark, laughing on the phone underneath blankets, kisses every time you see each other; the inseparable couple; always knowing when he needs a hug, playing with his hair, wearing his jersey to volleyball matches, spoiling him at any chance, staying in bed an extra five minutes, trying new restaurants every other day, getting lost in the city for hours, constant snapchats, good morning texts, surprise visits at work, piggy back rides, ice cream on summer days, friendship bracelets, comedy movies, Polaroid pictures, bear hugs, beach dates, sleeping with his head in the crook of your neck. Hands always touching, nose kisses, spikes dedicated to you, air kisses across crowded stadiums, posing for paparazzi, the entire world knowing your name because he can’t keep your name out of his mouth for ten seconds. You two are remnants of the same star, finding one another across space and time.

Semi Eita: dyed hair, eyebrow piercings, walls lined with guitars, dive bars, muffled singing from the shower, sake shots, world tours, chain necklaces, wearing his merchandise, karaoke dates, fishnet stockings, luxury hotels,the sexy couple; being his muse, velvet sofas, singing duets in the kitchen while making breakfast, dazzling smiles, having a makeshift recording studio in your living room, papers littered with song lyrics, starving artist budgets, breakthroughs at 4am, meeting his old teammates at concerts, silly audio recordings of meaningless conversations, “babe, listen to this!” the intimacy of sharing headphones, pressing kisses to his calloused fingertips, having more amps than furniture, spending hours in comfortable silence untangling his chords, the rush of listening to his new songs, constantly being on your toes, kisses that make your heart stop, being so proud of him. Long days spent slaving over work, his soft voice smooth like honey. Agonizing practices, staying by his side no matter what. You two are Bonnie and Clyd; absolute ride or dies through thick and thin.

Kozume Kenma: watching all his videos, popping by work to give him lunch, singing softly while doing laundry at his house, making out in his gaming chair, soft, the intuitive couple; teasing fingers up your thigh, expensive gifts, housewife jokes, blanket burritos, at home dates, Speedrunning videos games, botched apple pies, having delivery on speed dial, curling his hair behind his ear before kisses, cat cafes, Gucci sunglasses, jamming to video game soundtracks, DND game nights, being in the background of his live streams, owning cats like children, bingeing on convenience store snacks, horror movie marathons, making fun of Kuroo, carding your hands through his growing hair, quick, stolen kisses, feeling completely at home with one another; watching cartoons till one am, matching stickers on your Nintendo switches, animal crossing weddings, sharing scarves, waking up curled into each other with the afternoon sun through your blinds, genuine and ugly laughter; smiles so soft you think you’re imaging them, listening to him pour his heart out about a game that broke him; ever laughing at him, slowly slipping to sleep while he plays video games, pressing a kiss to the crown of your head. You two are video game protagonists, falling in love like the universe intended you to.

Suna Rintaro: Black sports cars, luxury apartments, Adidas track pants, fresh Nike sneakers, black and white everything; the aesthetic couple; matching outfits, silver rings, flashing lights, hazy bars, rolled blunts, hip hop beats rattling through your car speakers, late night texts, slow, languid kisses; rainy days, bedroom eyes, button down shirts, chipped nail polish, saying “bruh,” instead of “babe,” petty insults, wandering hands, dipping out of family reunions, noise complaints, throwing snacks into each other’s mouths, having your orders known at a restaurant, red solo cups, ash trays, house parties, spinning a record and listening to it for hours, laying on the floor with nothing to do; silk sheets, midnight drives, stupid jokes, lazy smiles, fist bumps, the inherent romanticism of not being romantic; bathroom selfies, upsetting the twins, always being one the same page, wilted flowers, tracing the outline of his lips before diving in for a kiss, trusting one another completely. You two are silver screen lovers, having the romance all teenagers would die to have.

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