#men home

[themensdept]

#men #men style #gentlemen #interiors #bar cart #liquor #alcohol #upscale #artwork #men home #lifestyle #men stuff

[itsrichardsonlane]

#masculine #men home #bachelor pad #gentlemen #interiors #home #modernhome #luxury decor #luxury homes #luxury living #neutral colors

[planetaryacceleration]

#house md #hilson #james wilson #gregory house #oughhhhh the deeply deeply mentally unwell middle aged men in a severely dysfunctional relationship #i’m on the train home and i’ve tried posting this six times already whenever there’s a touch of 4g/5g in the scottish wilderness

[nighttimenothings]

someday i'm gonna come home to you, and i'll call out in the foyer, closing the door and kicking my shoes off, "honey, i'm home!" i won't hear a reply, but i know you're somewhere in the house. shoes on the rack, coat on a hanger, i'll jog up the stairs, already beginning to loosen my tie, rollin up my sleeves.

down the hall, footsteps muted, i'll begin to hear soft noises coming from our room. oh.

i'll push the door open, leaning against the doorframe as i watch you press your favorite vibe against your clit. you'll be the prettiest, hips rolling, eyes shut and panting.

you're quite literally art: the curve of your stomach, the way your limbs tense and flex as you grind against the head of the wand. the tendons in your neck flexed and a velvety pink flush painted across your cheeks and chest. the late afternoon sun warms the room, and makes your hair glow. you're beautiful.

i'll be tempted to just watch, but the other part of me wants to stride up, take the vibe and set it aside. i want to be the one making you shatter. i want my mouth on you, taste your release on my tongue. i want to slide into you, slow and controlled—i want to watch your eyes roll back as i stretch you open.

this is about lesbian sex—cis men, minors, straight women, dni!!

#can't wait to wife a pretty girl up #coming home to my girl touching herself would be unparalleled #lesbian #sapphic #wlw #lesbian nsft #sapphic nsft #wlw nsft #nighttimenothings #men and minors dni

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 283

Now Jason would like it known that there was no mpreg situation going on. He isn’t even sure where people got that idea in the first place. Sure, he had taken a few Cores from the goons-in-white who had dared to set up in his turf. 

And sure maybe the excess energy from the pit (no wonder he’d been so irritable) was what said baby halfas (Okay, so they’re half human? Alright) had used to reform. And maybe the oldest is visibly less than a year old. 

But there Was No Mpreg Situation! He is this close to shooting someone! It was annoying (and slightly amusing) when it was just his goons, but now the Bats have seemingly got it in their heads! Dear Gotham it’s a good thing he’s not planning on like, ever revealing who he is because he would never be able to live this rumor down. 

[Winged Ghosts Au too, that seems to be getting lost in reblogs when it's just in the tags lol]

#DCxDP #DPxDC #Prompts #Winged Ghosts Au #Halfa Jason #Halfa Trio #Dad Hood #He is *This* close to pulling a heads in duffel bag 2 Electric Boogaloo #Hood’s Merry Men are concerned for their half-human teen-dad crime lord #Look if you tell someone there was no other parent they’re gonna ask questions #Crime Alley: This is our strange cryptid mom-person and we shall protect him #Star Core Jason #Space Core Danny #Life Core Sam #Storm Core Tucker #Jason was too panicked/sleep deprived when they first reformed to stop the initial rumors #Yes the tiny halfas can feed on his ecto as long as they’re close enough #He Was going to find them a good home but they’ve Bonded & he’s not sure if the GIW are still around #The goons are doing their best to keep the bats from their teen-mom crimelord #who when sleep deprived sometimes mutters about labs and beatings and warehouses and- #There are many misunderstandings

[clownsuu]

Pls stop making me simp for big, muscular bug men shkshdhdkdh

Sorry my guy it’s like- kinda my thing to draw big muscular bug men JDHCHGDHDHD-

Also bonus art cause I’m gettin some wicked art block man got d a m

#Mannn I hate art block it makes me feel like shid #Just let me draw dum lil gay puppet men in pEAAAACe #Welcome home #welcome home wally #wally darling #welcome home howdy #howdy pillar #Also I fuggin love how more people has jumped into the “buff howdy” bandwagon LMAOOOOO #YA KNOW HES RIPPED FROM WORKIN AT THE OL BUGDEGA #Wallypillar

[houseswife]

you guys remember when house wanted to move into wilson’s spare bedroom (amber shrine) and the way he chose to communicate this was by jerking off on his couch when he knew wilson would catch him. i’m seriously asking. are they normal about anything

#I want a permanent room in your home #which also happens to be the room where you and your dead gf used to sleep #I think I’ll masturbate about it #I fucking hate them aksbdhajjsbsj #house md #hilson #house/wilson #greg house #gregory house #james wilson #the worst part is #he kept his hand under the blanket all through the interaction #something something men will construct intricate rituals in order to relieve the seriousness of asking for further commitment #while also being able to look their bff in the eyes while their hand is on their dick

[duckytree]

book jaime lannister is the funniest boy because from birth he’s constructed a grand narrative in his mind that he is the perfect knight to his sister-wife’s perfect maiden, a relationship that exists solely to fuel their mutual narcissism and help him cope with his chronic identity crisis/trauma, only to see a buff girl naked for the first time and come to the subconscious realization that it’s actually HIM who is the maiden to brienne’s knight and proceeds to spend the rest of their trip using preschool tactics of annoying her to death so that she can notice him and sweep him off his feet (it works)

#grown man behaviour #pulling on crush’s pigtail (this will make her love me) #covered in grime filth and blood and still trying to rizz her up #i like their dynamic but brienne seriously needs to have more self respect #she fell in love with a whiny little sewer rat that she’s walking home #maybe she likes pathetic men #all men are pathetic to her but this one’s funny #jaime lannister #brienne of tarth #jaime x brienne #asoiaf #got #game of thrones #so there’s this boy… (gestures to pile of trash with glitter on top) #duckytree

[itsrichardsonlane]

#modernliving #living room #luxury living #luxury homes #modern sofa #barcelona chair #coffee table book #gentlemen #gentleman #men home #bachelor pad #kaws #area rugs

[k-wame]

davιd вerry aѕ jaмeѕ вlιgн & тιм draхl aѕ нenry ғoх a place тo call нoмe ‧ 2016 ‧ 1950ѕ ‧ perιod draмa ‧ ѕ04.e03

#perioddramaedit #a place to call home #lgbtedit #gay #lgbt #gay couple #james x henry #lgbtq+ #romancegifs #period drama #james bligh #henry fox #david berry #tim draxl #aptch #queer media #affection #love language #1950s #beautiful men

[phantoms-world-and-more]

Jazz and jason but jazz is alittle to similar to harly quin and bruce gets worried for her safty

So jazz decided to open a phyciatritrist offace in gothem and one of her patients is jason todd, over the next few months they talk about how he dies briefly after an accident and because jazz knowes about danny is able to help him alot

After a few months jason invites jazz to dinner with the waynes and jazz happily agrees

When jazz met the waynes it went good, until it started getting into jazz's personal life, phyciatritrist with a slightly traumatic childhood in a crappy town and basicly raising her brother for their parents, intelligent but naive and physically strong

Which is what harly quin used to be like before she went crazy...

Because bruce is paranoid all the resemblance to harly quin are getting to him so eventually he asks her about her love life in a way that makes it obvious he's concerned for her, which jazz gives a shocking reaction

Bruce: i don't mean to be rude but... are you okay in a relationship?

Jazz: do you mean, have i been abused by a partner???

Jason: bruce!-

Jazz: am i realy that bad?

Jason:... what

Bruce:... what

Damian: please miss fenton enlighten us into what you mean

Jazz: well when i was a teenager i got curious about dating and went put with a few guys...and they...weren't the most...intelligent choice

Bruce:*close to a mental breakdown* what happened?

Jazz: well it got...bad, like bad to the point my little brother had to beat him up so he'd leave me alone

Jason: wait really? Ok that's just one guy, you were young its o- why are you looking at me like that?

Jazz:*looking guilty* it wasn't...one guy

Bruse:how many men?

Jazz:about 4. My little brother had to get involved in all of them unfortunately, and my perents weren't the best at detecting bad partners.

Bruce:...

Jason:...

Jazz: it got to the point when i was going to college danny made me promise that if i dated someone he had to approve...he probably saved me alot

Bruce:... your brother makes people get permission to date you?!

Jazz: No! Oh no! He just asks i run them by him, he'd never force me to break up with someone unless he believes they'll get extremely abusive with me

Bruce: *thinking about how to meet this brother and subtlety thank him for stopping the creation of another harly quin* ok and is this brother of your's good with relationships?

Jazz: oh yeah, definitely, his girlfriend sam and him have been together for almost 5 years now, highschool sweethearts.

Jason: well how about we meet them

Bruce: yes it sounds delightful to meet this little brother and his girlfriend

Jazz: ok! I'll ask them to come for a visit soon

When bruce meets sam he almost has an aneurysm at how much like poison ivy she is

#danny phantom #fic prompt #daily prompt #danny fenton #dc x dp #dp x dc #batman #funny #dc #jazz fenton #jason todd #harley quinn #sam mason #phyciatritrist jazz #jazz is bad at relationships #dannys obsession is going crazy when jazz brings home the most toxic man she can #danny is worried about his sisters tast in men #Jason worries about his phyciatritrist taste in men #bruce it trying to thank danny for stopping the next #generation of Harley Quin and Poison Ivy

[clownsuu]

im eatimg all ur art can we feed more on howdy plz i beg im still hungry for more

At this point I feel I’m creating half of the fandom’s howdy content LMAOOO (just more excuses for me to draw my favorite worm man 😔🥄🥄🥄🥄)

Headcanon: the one apple Wally has is the old ass apple he found baby howdy in as a child

#Every time I see my boy howdy anywhere I get all excited and happy #It’s a constant “LOOK ITS MY WIGGLY WORM BOI ;;;;;” #And I flail around giggling like a weirdo #Know my crimes I will die for howdy smhh #Welcome home #welcome home howdy #howdy pillar #welcome home wally #wally darling #welcome home sally #sally starlet #Wallypillar #I still feel giddy whenever I see music man too- #I have a weird trend liking bug men

[cthulhuschild]

ZoSan Week: 40 years old

When you are in desperate need of more 40 y/o ZoSan and you realise you have the power of art.

#one piece #black leg sanji #roronoa zoro #Zosan #Sanzo #one piece fanart #I imagine that Sanji grew a bit taller than Zoro #After Sanji came on terms with his sexuality and his own self he become the most dangerous men on the sea #Everyone falls for him but he is just declining one confession after the other #“but your husband isn't even here” but Sanji just smiles because of course his husband isn't here. No one can tie down the demon of the east #And Sanji would never #Zoro on the other hand loves gis freedom #But he loves it even more now that he has a home he can return to #He was the one who threatened the marines to change Sanjis last name into his own #Equals in every way

[captainfern]

price’s the type of man to sit behind you and guide your hands while the two of you do pottery, resting his chin on your shoulder

and simon takes you golfing just to stand close behind you, hold the club with you, and teach you how to properly hit the ball

#and both men will take you home after your date and give you the most devious fucking backshots #they’ll fuck you till you can’t walk straight i’ll tell you that much !!! #both men are super soft and traditional and they love missionary blah blah blah #but i think they like doggy/backshots to 1) be close to your back/body 2) look at your arse and hips #anyway i’m now going to check myself into a psychiatric hospital cause i’m making myself go crazy with these thoughts #captainfern #lol

[supertrxshwrites]

Jason finding out reader has a mask kink:

You’re scrolling through your feed and Jason is behind you as you’re laying on the couch the last 5 or so videos have been guys in motorcycle helmets, ghostface, ghost Riley and konig cosplays making thirst traps.

“So..like me?”

“Huh?”

“Masked men..your whole fyp is just masked dudes”

“Mmm red hood? No like uh ghost”

You say scrolling through your TikTok feed

“Ghost? Like call of duty” he laughs a bit

“Yeah… what’s funny?” You say looking up from your phone.

“It’s same shit different colors” he’s holding his stomach laughing before he clears his throat and grabs his helmet.

He leans down and whispers in your ear

“Awe sweetheart if you wanted me to fuck you in the helmet, all you had to do was ask”

#jason todd smut #jason todd x reader #jason todd #red hood #supes writes #supes #I just know Jay would clown you a bit about your fyp being masked men #especially when you’ve got him at home

[unexpectedbrickattack]

Drinking Buddies :)

#pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #pizza tower vigilante #gustavo #peppino #vigilante #alcohol #drinking #heehee giggly <3 #assume they were both waiting for their ride home dw <3 #pep can handle hard liquor and vigilante cant u_u #but both of them get so bad and silly as soon as they reach a buzzed state #im thinking of that cute album art for the ost that has peppino doing karaoke #hes just SCREAMING into the mic and vigilante is like waow....this tugs at somethin close in my soul..... #and vigilante just starts monologuing LOUDLY when hes wasted. Peppino is kept entertained by this :) #i forgot i wanted to do catty old men but old men being silly was all i could think of last night #get funky get sillay #also also i am looking back and rereading the comic for mistakes #and pep is just a very silly and affectionate drunk hes like #*crying softly* 'i love you....u deserve good things....*hugs them* *passes out in their arms* #when hes still buzzed but sobering up hes like pleasantly warm and vibin #hes throwing out ilu to anyone who will listen #'i told vigi i love u n g'night and he . and he he made. Cheese Bubble. :)' #'thats really nice peppino :)' #'AND I. gugh. I love u too Gus! and i. uhm *tugs at bricks fur* Brick :) and i love brick!' #'we love you too pep :)' #':) *passes out*'