Magneto: I am taking over the world because it is so horrible to mutantkind, and there is nothing that you could possibly do to stop me or slow me down.
Magneto, a second later: Bestie, you gotta spill the tea 💅
Uncanny X-Men (1963) #150
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Cable’s brief presence means we’re fixing this with time travel, right? RIGHT????
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Storm: You have been our fiercest foe for years.
Magneto: Please, I haven't been your enemy since season one.
Cyclops: You attack us in the titles every episode.
Magento: It wasn't my fault the studio was too cheap to update them.
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Every episode of X-Men: The Animated Series
Professor X: Hmmm… maybe I should check on my friend Moira McTaggart… Wait… my mind… under some sort of mental attack! NOOOOOO
Storm: I summon the power of the artic winds! Reveal our attackers!
Beast: As a great poet once said, “O, the Pelican. So smoothly doth he crest. A wind god!
Scott: Jean…
Jean: Scott…
Rogue: (looking at them with her lecherous gaze) I hope those two sugahs know how lucky they are.
Gambit: hehe maybe some of my genuine crawdad gumbo would cheer up the lady.
Wolverine: (flashing back to that time Sabretooth slammed his balls in a car door) GRRREERAAAAYOOOWWWH!!
Jubilee: Aw cheer up Wolverine. Why don’t we go shopping? Or rollerblading!
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Mr Sinister plan is very dumb
He doesn’t need fake Jean to marry Scott. He can just use DNA and do all experiments he wants
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