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arthur-bn · 8 months
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An obsidiant with a large carriage for transport and logistic across the mains roads of Myr. With some example of different type of basic cargo
Can also be coupled when switch to being push with an agricultural extension used to ease the haverst of wheat.
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shardcraft · 2 years
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Mojang should add like. Small mob backpacks or carry baskets. I just led 9 cats 10k blocks and it was do-able but a pain. Like, make them out of something I gotta work for. Like specific mangrove roots, or 9000 haybales. Hell, make tiers of them that hold different or more mobs. Ie. Iron reinforced, diamond reinforced, etc.
I just want a bucket but for cats, adult frogs, puppies, etc. Would it be op? Kind of. But I don't need to move adult horses or ghasts or anything. Just give me a basket please.
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howdoeslynncraft · 2 years
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sneak peak of the next build + new cit!
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tearlessrain · 1 year
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the 90s kid experience of accidentally booting up Minecraft and having Moves Like Jagger stuck in your head the rest of the night
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wingsofahoneybee · 1 year
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frantically building a bunch of unnecessary shit so i can put off sorting my villager trading
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some-sort-of-siren · 2 years
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Today I started moving all my shops above the shopping area since we’re running out of space! Beanstalk casino got 2 new games! My friend took these pictures with shaders but since then I’ve added some islands so now we have 6!
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tibby-art · 9 months
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Given how much Scar’s character knows. (From him connecting series that we don’t think he should know about to his character. And him knowing things he shouldn’t…) I’m on the band wagon that Scar is some sort of Eldtrich God.
Righttt like, my best guess is he's some sort of dimension-hopper or something... a traveling trickster god.. mentally i'm at a corkboard w/all the red strings connecting to different scars trying to piece it all together, holding my head in my hands
It's like. Okay. He had an encounter with s8 tycoon scar where he stole his hat, and he killed him (?) but today he said he simply broke a wheel on the wagon and stole the hat? He says each hat has a story. Does Jellie's hat also have a story. Jellie obviously travels with him across every universe. He seems not to mind when people don't remember who he is but he gets VERY upset when people don't know who Jellie is; just thought that was interesting
Did P!Scar travel to the hermitcraft season 8 universe? After the moon hit the server? Did tycoon scar travel to the pirates universe? Or are they the same person and it's just a lie? When he first spawns in Pirates SMP he makes it a point to mention a mysterious flower crown in his inventory. He says it's an important crown, and it's the only one on the server. Buttercups??? (Sidenote he also spawns with some blocks of cyan glazed terracotta. Not sure what that's about but it's dangerously close to being light blue glazed aka the vex magic. I would have lost my mind)
At the very beginning Scar says his ship was called the Flying Jellie. The Flying Jellie. What if it wasn't a boat. What if it was a space ship. He calls it a pirate ship but that doesn't necessarily mean a boat, ti could be a space pirate ship. (He's done loopholes with his phrasing like this before, like today when he sold michela a sword that was "nearly full" durability, only to later clarify it was "nearly full-y depleted"). He says he won an important battle with the ship, but he lost the ship and the crew. I've seen people say that the crew is supposed to have been boatem, not sure if that's canon? Is the ship story even true?
He made references to both Pearl and Grian today, are they his Pearl and Grian from the pirates universe or is he referring to the hermits? He mentions Pearl by name to Sausage, who says he doesn't know who that is (and yet Sausage goes on to casually mention the moon at the mention of Pearl, either Sausage is also a dimension-hopper and he's bluffing or he has a subconscious connection to his other lives). He doesn't say Grian's name but he talks about a man on his crew who sunk with the ship that's very obviously meant to be Grian (says the man's head looked like a loaf of bread, that he wore red, would have been a Kite). He doesn't seem too upset about the loss.
He greets Cleo, Scott and Martyn when he first sees them even though they don't know who he is. Cleo flat-out says "I don't believe we've met" after he greets her by name. Interestingly enough when he first calls Martyn by name, Martyn doesn't question it (I know Martyn also has some Lore going on, maybe he recognizes Scar too) Also I saw someone point out that his pants resemble mayor scar's pants. Possible season 7 reference, season 8 reference with tycoon scar and a possible? season 9 reference?? with that flower crown???
I literally can't tell if he has this planned-out intricate lore that connects all of his minecraft SMP characters like Martyn does or if he's literally just saying random stuff for fun. His character could be lying about his entire backstory, we don't know. i have no idea what's important to the lore and what isn't. this man is such a trickster god its not even funny. tldr WHAT IS GOING ON
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Video game headcannons about the batkids
Damian and Cass play animal crossing together. They both hate pietro and will not tell anyone why
Tim and Damian play minecraft. Damian spends all his time collecting pets and Tim spends his time trying to sabatoge the base that Damian spent hours on
Dick only plays shitty mobile games
Babs loves crushing teenage boys at call of duty while steph wears the headset and destroys them verbally
Duke loves torturing his sims. Everytime the welcome wagon comes, he traps and drowns them in the pool. He hates Nancy Langraab with a passion. He has a soft spot for eliza pancakes.
Damian loves rhythm games too
Jason loves crushing his family at mario kart any opportunity he gets
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The Revenge
Elliot was tired and hungry as he walked home from his job at McDonald's. He had been frying burgers and fries all day, and his boss had been yelling at him constantly. He just wanted to go home and hide in his room where he could read his comics and play Minecraft. He was a typical nerd, with glasses, small, unathletic, shy, and with a big belly. He had no friends and was often bullied by others for his nerdy ways.
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The worst of all was Chad. Chad was the exact opposite of Elliot. He was at least two heads taller than Elliot, very muscular, and above all, good-looking. He was the star of the wrestling team, winner of the regional championships, and the crush of all the girls. He looked like a young god and his body was a gift from heaven. But he was also arrogant, cruel, and sadistic. He loved to harass Elliot, beat him up, take his food, exploit him as a helper, or expose him in front of everyone. Elliot hated Chad more than anything else in the world. At the same time, he also felt attracted to Chad and envied his life.
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To get home, Elliot had to cross the abandoned freight yard. It was evening and it was already starting to get dark. Elliot slipped through the hole in the fence as he always did. It was a forbidden shortcut, but also the shortest way home. He always hoped that he wouldn't meet anyone, especially not Chad or his friends.
But today he was out of luck. As he crawled through the hole in the fence, he saw Chad sitting on an old freight car with his legs apart in the sunset. He was smoking a cigarette and grinning wickedly when he spotted Elliot.
"Hey, fatty! What are you doing here? Looking for something to eat? Oink, oink!" Chad jeered and laughed.
Chad jumped off the freight car and ran after him. Elliot was startled and tried to run away, but it was too late. Chad caught him easily, grabbed his neck with one hand, while taking drags of his cigarette and blowing smoke in Elliot's face with the other.
"Let me go! Leave me alone!" Elliot whimpered.
"Why should I? You're my favorite toy. I have so much fun with you," said Chad, tightening his grip around Elliot's neck.
"Chad, please stop, you know I have asthma," Elliot said, gasping for air.
"You don't have asthma, you're just FAT," Chad said with a sneering grin. His eyes were full of contempt as he said it.
Elliot wanted to run away, but Chad held him up like a puppet. Elliot didn't know how much longer he could take it, he couldn't breathe anymore. He closed his eyes and wished for only one thing: that he could be in Chad's place. That he could be as big and strong as him. That he could be like him!!
Suddenly they heard a loud shout. A flashlight shone on them. They were no longer alone in the abandoned freight yard. They were standing between the wagons on the tracks, and one of the security guards had spotted them.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? GET OUT OF HERE IMMEDIATELY!! THIS IS PRIVATE PROPERTY!!" the security guard shouted.
The security guard aimed his stun gun at them. He pulled the trigger and two electric arrows shot out of the device. One hit Elliot in the back, the other hit Chad in the arm. They felt a powerful electric shock run through their bodies. They screamed in pain and fell to the ground.
Then everything went black. They both lost consciousness and fell to the ground...
Chad slowly opened his eyes and stared at the wall. He felt strange. He tried to remember what had happened. He had been holding Elliot, who was looking at him pleadingly. Then the guard came and shocked them both. Then everything went black. He heard a faint buzzing around him. He turned his head and saw a cell. He was in prison. He saw the bars that locked him up. He saw the other inmates staring at him hostilely. He saw the guard looking at him contemptuously and talking to the police.
He wanted to protest, but his voice failed him. He wanted to stand up, but his body did not obey him. He looked down at himself and was shocked. That was not his body. That was a small, misshapen body. He was wearing Elliot's clothes, Elliot's thick belly. He was Elliot!
He touched his face and felt the rough stubble. He ran his fingers through his greasy hair. He opened his mouth and saw his yellow teeth in a reflection. He was ugly.
He suddenly felt different. He felt weak and insecure. He felt helpless and small. He felt like Elliot.
He started screaming and thought: This is a nightmare. This must be a mistake. This must stop. He must get his body back. He must find Elliot and hold him accountable. Eventually, he managed to get up with difficulty. Everything was still spinning, he staggered to the cell door and started screaming, "LET ME OUT OF HERE, THIS IS A MISTAKE, LET ME OUT OF HERE IMMEDIATELY, DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM??"
Elliot also started to wake up slowly. He felt warm and secure, he hadn't felt this good in a long time. He felt the fresh sheets on his skin, he thought it was a dream. Elliot fell asleep again. It wasn't until the next morning that he slowly opened his eyes.
He looked around and noticed the many posters of naked women and race cars on the walls. Where was he?? This was definitely not his room. He was still slightly dazed and got up and went to the mirror. He couldn't believe what he saw. He was huge and muscular. His upper body was extremely well-trained and shone in the light. He wore jogging pants that emphasized his trained ass. He looked like an Abercrombie model. He looked like Chad.
Elliot touched his face and felt the smooth skin. He ran his fingers through his dark hair. He opened his mouth and saw his white teeth. He was perfect.
He suddenly felt different. He felt strong and confident. He felt powerful and attractive. He felt like Chad.
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He turned around and looked at his back and shoulders. He couldn't help but flex his biceps and touch his abs. He couldn't stop looking at himself in the mirror. Elliot looked into his jogging pants and was impressed by what he saw. He could hardly believe that he was now so well-endowed.
He wondered what it would be like to live in Chad's body and what it would be like to sign up for Grindr with his new body.
But how could this happen?? He remembered the incident at the freight yard and the electric shock he and Chad had received. This probably led to the body swap. Chad's family probably learned directly from the sheriff about the incident and brought Chad home immediately. He thought that Chad was somewhere in his body. And wondered what Chad was doing right now and how he was feeling in his body.
He smiled and thought: This isn't so bad. Maybe he can take advantage of this. Maybe he can live Chad's life. Maybe he can have everything he ever wanted and teach Chad a little lesson with his new body.
Several days passed without Elliot hearing anything from Chad, and he began to worry. Was the shock perhaps too much for Chad?
Elliot tried to push the thought out of his mind and enjoy his new life. He could hardly believe how easy life at university suddenly was for him. With his new godly body, he was a magnet for attention. The other students admired him for his strength and looks, and his presence in the room was simply unmistakable. Elliot enjoyed the positive looks and compliments he received from others. It was a completely new feeling for him to be so accepted and admired.
He found it incredibly satisfying how easy it was for him to shine in social situations. Suddenly, he was invited by everyone, and people seemed to be drawn to him. Elliot felt a new energy within himself, and his self-confidence grew with each passing day. Life was suddenly so much easier, and he enjoyed how easy he had it. At the same time, he tried to be nice to everyone; he wanted to be a better person than Chad.
One day after class, Elliot went to his locker to get his things. He wanted to go home quickly and relax. He had had a long and tiring day.
He opened his locker and looked for his backpack. He couldn't find it. Instead, he found a note with an ugly drawing of himself and a message:
"Hey Fatty! I stole your backpack! If you want it back, you have to meet me at the old warehouse! But be warned: I have a few surprises for you! HAHAHA! Your best friend Chad"
Elliot, in Chad's body, angrily crumpled up the note. He knew it was a trap, but he wanted to confront the situation. He decided to finally teach Chad a lesson.
He went to the old warehouse on the edge of town. It was an abandoned building that used to serve as a storage facility for building materials. It was dark, dirty, and dangerous.
As Elliot entered the warehouse, he heard a voice from the shadows:
"There you are, you loser! I've been waiting for you! Because of you, I spent the last few days in custody because your stupid mother didn't have the money for bail."
It was Chad in Elliot's chubby, small body, emerging from behind a stack of wooden planks.
He held Elliot's backpack in his hand and grinned wickedly. "Do you want your backpack back? Then come and get it!"
Chad threw the backpack on the floor and stood with his legs wide apart. He still believed he could intimidate the now huge Elliot. He still believed he could beat Elliot. He still believed he could defeat the now muscular Elliot.
The now small and chubby Chad was not stupid. He knew he was physically inferior and would have no chance if he fought fairly. He took every opportunity to surprise or confuse Elliot. He threw things at his head and sand in his eyes. It didn't take long for Elliot to lose control of the situation. He was overwhelmed; he had not expected this. He thought it would be an easy game for him in Chad's muscular body, but he was wrong.
Elliot fell back into his defensive posture from before; he froze, curled up, and hoped it would all be over quickly. But Chad was angry, angrier than ever before in his life. He kicked Elliot in the shin and then punched him with all his might in the soft parts. Elliot fell to the ground on his knees and groaned. In the past, Chad would have been satisfied with that, but not this time. Too much had happened; he had lost his body and his life to the fat nerd, and he was going to make him pay.
Chad grabbed one of the many wooden planks lying around and hit Elliot with all his strength on the back of the head. Elliot immediately lost consciousness and fell to the ground. When Elliot came to, he was kneeling on the dusty concrete floor of the abandoned factory. Elliot felt his muscles ache and his joints crack. His hands and feet were tied together with tape behind his back and attached to an old radiator. He had a sock in his mouth that muffled his screams. He was now a prisoner waiting for his torture. He couldn't imagine how he got into this situation. Chad wanted his body back and Elliot was going to pay for taking it away from him. Elliot wept bitterly, his snot running from his nose. Chad stood nearby like an uninvolved spectator with a crowbar. "Well, how do you like your new body? I have to say, you have good taste. Too bad you can't handle it. What a waste," said Chad. Elliot was terrified, he tried to scream and free himself, but it was useless. He felt helpless and alone. He wondered how he was going to get out of this situation. Elliot tried to speak, but his mouth was still stuffed with an old sports sock. Which Chad eventually pulled out. Elliot, who was almost 2.00 meters tall muscle man, began to cry: "Please Chad, please let me go, I don't know how the bodyswap happened, please Chad, you have to believe me." Chad: "I believe you, you don't have enough backbone for such an action, fatso. But I still think you're not entirely innocent. What happened at the old freight yard happened because you wanted it to." Elliot: "Please Chad, I'll do anything you want, but please let me go now. I'll really do ANYTHING for you." Elliot looked like a fighter, but he felt like a weakling.
In the end, Elliot continued to be harassed and tormented by Chad, even though he now had a muscular body. Chad enjoyed his power over Elliot and treated him like a slave. Elliot felt trapped and scared of Chad, but he didn't know how to break free. He longed for his old life back, but it seemed out of reach. Chad took advantage of the situation and pushed Elliot further into despair. He forced Elliot to work for him and to harm others. Chad used Elliot's new muscular body as a shield against others. He told him what to do and threatened to inflict pain on him if he didn't obey. Elliot, who was afraid of being hurt even more, obeyed him and helped him cover up his criminal activities. Chad knew he could exploit Elliot's fear to manipulate and control him. Chad's thoughts now revolved around Elliot's body.
He saw it as a tool to help him expand his power and tyrannize others. He became obsessed with controlling the body and using it to achieve his goals. Chad treated Elliot's muscle body like an object that belonged to him and no longer like a human being. Chad began to feel increasingly drawn to the body he once owned. He started to intensify his obsession with his old body and spent hours looking at old photos and remembering what it was like to live in that body. Chad was obsessed with how perfect Elliot looked in his new body. Every morning, he styled Elliot's hair and carefully chose the perfect outfit for him. He shaved Elliot's body daily in the shower and selected the perfect body spray for him. Chad wanted to make sure that Elliot was outwardly just as perfect as he once was. He spent hours styling and perfecting Elliot's body until he was finally satisfied. Elliot became a life size toy.
But despite all his efforts, he couldn't really hide Elliot's lack of confidence and insecurity. Elliot was uncertain in his new body and often felt uncomfortable, even though he now looked physically strong and impressive. He was afraid that he was no longer himself, that he had changed. He no longer felt comfortable in his own skin and had difficulty adjusting to his new physical strength. He often avoided looking in the mirror because he couldn't bear the image he saw. His eyes reflected this insecurity and despite his muscular body, he still seemed like a nervous nerd. Chad had been shaving Elliot daily for some time now, but something was different this morning. As he ran the razor over Elliot's muscular chest, he suddenly felt a strange tingling in his own groin. Chad had never before reacted so strongly to the touch of another body and couldn't believe he was so attracted to his own former, muscular, and masculine body. As he shaved Elliot's ass, he couldn't help but let his hands glide over the tight muscles he discovered in Elliot's body. The tingling in his own body grew stronger and he felt his heart beating faster. Chad had never felt attracted to a man before, but in this moment, he couldn't help but realize that he was drawn to Elliot's body. Chad quickly withdrew and tried to suppress these new and confusing feelings. He had no idea what was happening to him or how to process these unexpected sensations. But he knew that he was now looking at Elliot's body differently than before and that he couldn't ignore this new attraction.
The End
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Things that happened on Vegetta's stream today:
IRL date with Luzu Quackity and Willy!!
Today's plan: a fooligetta family wagon.
Vegetta can't build DONDE ESTÁ LA NIÑA?
Vegetta demands Leo's presence. (She's busy at uni)
Cucurucho shows up and helps.
Leo wakes up! (She should TP to Andorra)
The millionaires wagon "El primer Damo y su hija"
Leo is 15 years old. How much time has Vegetta been trapped on the island?!
The gods fix the train.
Future date on the train??
Vegetta wants to move the statue so it's more imposing.
Leo is blind Vegetta, don't laugh.
Everything is purple, integration and consistency is key.
Roier arrives.
Cucurucho will drive for the family.
Nothing works in the VIP wagon.
Vegetta visits ciudabobby (he doesn't really like it)
Vegetta doesn't know how to mute on Minecraft.
There's a dog shitting.
Quackity's pyramid is weird and scary for Leo.
If Foolish wins the presidency, the nether will open up (Vegetta seems pretty confident on Foolish winning)
Vegetta sees Tazercraft's train (it doesn't have vigas boooooo)
Vegetta will see the castle letsgooooo
QUACKITY LOGS IN just to hurry Vegetta (Luzu speaks through him too)
Vegetta loves the castle and wants to know all it's secrets.
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justaleksey · 2 years
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So recently I've stumbled upon these guys on youtube, team summertime, and I really enjoy their series "Minecraft noobs react to blank".
The pure confusion and joy on their faces after seeing Dream's clutches, Grian's patterns, Mumbo's redstone and Scar's builds is something that helps me realize just how beautiful, wonderful and mindbreaking it all is, it's like I myself experienced all these things for a first time, like I've felt my fascination shared, doubled and refreshed.
So in their video about Scar they've dug a bit into his history, his channel, and found out that he started by playing Call of Duty, and looks like it's the game they love and know and respect, so they said like, "Scar, if you're watching this, hit us up, we'll be super glad to play" (also I loved the way the were vibing to Super-Fast Build Mode). And later he commented on their video saying that he would be glad to play anytime, tst noticed it, pinned the comment and all.
And I thought it was really sweet and cool.
But then I thought of the line on of them said in the video.
"Scar, we won't swear for a whole day, if that means we could play together" (or something like that)
And I thought oh fuck
This could very much happen
The threat is imminent
And when they actually meet
And they get in a discord call
And they start the game
And they play a couple rounds
And they have a nice conversation
And the guys say "oh man your builds are really something we really liked the jungle trees and the wagons and the giant drill..."
And the Scar says in his joyful and innocent voice "oh so you've seen my big dig!"
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And the heavens will fall and the hell will break loose
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Crossover minecraft: Pirates vs Cowboys
Open desert
Kevin unloading a covered wagon of supplies
Kevin(cowboy); okay, that's two shulkers worth of iron blocks, on shulker of Redstone blocks, seven of assorted stone, one of quartz, one of coal blocks, and one of glass.
Phineas(cowboy): that's everything!
Kevin: so I know you have a reputation for big projects, but what exactly is the goal here? You've already gotten stean engines built up.
Phineas: actually, this project is Markov's.
Kevin: the little AI? ... what's his angle?
Phineas: well, he does want to keep it hush for now... but I can say that he's been talking with miss Emily about setting up something for -
*KRACKA-THOOOOOM*
Kevin: What the hel-
*Kevin's wagon suddenly turns into a cloud of splinters as both Kevin and Phineas are knocked off their feet from a torrent of wind*
Phineas:*picking himself up from the ground* was that a sonic boom?
Kevin: auuugh... MY CART!
FUckhewiafkdu
THE FUCKIN CAR
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38 - The Old Watchtower
@clovercrafted ‘s Buildtober Day 15 - Ruins
For my second Buildtober project, I added a ruined watchtower overlooking a ruined bridge. Ruined structures is something I’ve wanted to add to the Kingdom for a while now, but I thought it would be best to have an actual world to add ruins to first. With Buildtober here, I am enjoying getting the chance to explore new ideas and implement old ones.
In my personal headcanon for my fictional Minecraft world, this tower was built to watch over the river and the bridge, alerting the, at the time this was used, town, to any coming threats. But now the town has become a full city, and it’s old watchtowers have fallen into disrepair, and been replaced with more modern structures. The bridge has also suffered damages and has been cheaply fixed with a wooden bridge to still allow passage for any travelers who come this way. This bridge is not often used though, as a newer, and far grander bridge was constructed down river, allowing easier travel for wagons and large groups.
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1tsjusty0u · 1 month
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hm. horse names. does link do much with horses + what did he name any horses he has + any personalities? also what is zelda's horse named
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hm!! id say he travels a bit with horses, its how he got to kakariko hateno and such. as time goes on he uses them less because they cant climb mountains well and he doesnt want to leave them in case monsters get to them/they wander off (despawn). also as time goes on he has fast travel so he doesnt have to use horses anymore which is kind of sad. he never uses the big horse even when he catches them
for names i like to think hes bad at naming things (shaking his hand) so you end up with names like twig or signpost. for his actual horses though id say he has all 5 slots; his first and main horse is Bug, shes probably gentle temperament because thats the type of horses that dont buck you off if you dont press L fast enough. he got zeldas ancestral horse and the big horse, zeldas horse having Saff as a placeholder name (safula reference), once zelda is freed though she names them Saffron + theyre now her horse. she keeps them. for the big horse, on one hand din is a fitting name, however thats kind of like naming your cat after a god that you believe in (like jesus.) it sort of works for greek gods and such but i dont think link would actually do that so. yeag. speaking of which while looking up where eponas name comes from possibly epona is actually the name of a celtic patron goddess for foals and horses so. snorts. ANYWAYS i think a kid would name the horse instead of link, and as such their name is Dinners. both in reference to din but also “how hungry” horse. for the other two horses, one would be once he finds out wild temperament horses have better stats (though how he finds this out is questionable, considering i dont think the horse facts guy mentions it + how i found out was from a croton video </3. pre calamity he probably found out by testing and researching/reading, so post cal is either a remnant from that or the horse facts guy Does tell him and we can ignore its not actually said in the base game 👍), and one is from just. not having a horse somewhere and temporarily taming it, however they follow him when hes not riding them and they go so far he just kind of. registers them. wild horse is named Clover and the following horse is named Jerry
personality wise Saffron is a bit what youd expect (stubborn and EXTREMELY UNHAPPY to be ridden as a horse.) he warms up eventually but sometimes he still just veers off the road/turns around at max bond just to be petty/prank them. that one horse post about horses adjusting to the people riding them and making their Own decisions when driving (biting off saddles i think? something about weight…), saff would do something like that. otherwise though number 1 rated grass eater and plant stomper, would be a pain for the stable owners and will pick fights with dogs. while he accepts being a transportation animal eventually he Will Not move cargo. that is his one rule, you will Not put on a wagon attached to his saddle he will make so many horse noises about it. Dinners is less stubborn and more blood thirsty. she Will run over herons without input from link. running over bokoblins is her favorite past time. however she also is a huge horse fan in general, especially with the little horses she can be found with. she doesnt really pick fights but she does bite sometimes. not out of malice but curiosity. or sometimes just because she can. get bit nerd. she actually likes having cargo it becomes a challenge to go as fast as possible without dropping it (which leads to stress inducing situations sometimes). otherwise she just chills mostly. would probably sleep in a weird position. she would run over donkeys if she could. Bug is just friendly. a chronic wander, but friendly! because she wanders if link isnt really telling them to go anywhere they just move on their own like minecraft horses. and because of this link cant leave them anywhere because theyll be on a completely different part of the map then where he left them. huge fan of flowers for food and also apples. to be fair all horses are but she gets the most apples out of all of links horses (favoritism). would probably eat a bee hive/wasp nest (fun fact!! beehives in botw are actually really similar to wasp nests rather than actual beehives!!). theyre indifferent to cargo. Clover is Fast. a bit less spurs but they are So Fast. constantly picking things up no matter what they are/the cons of quences. they are The cargo horse. like the name implies they like to eat clovers, and they also have like. grass in their mouth constantly like a cowperson. they would absolutely herd animals. big fan of ruins honestly they just smell weird. every time theres a split in the road they always go the opposite direction of what link needs and he has to steer them the other way around. would crash into trees quite a bit. also energetic constantly they Need to be doing something always. also yes this horse is a reference to clover undertale yellow. and finally Jerry. just a horse, no thoughts head empty. completely chill. stands there as link gets mauled by a moblin
pre calamity zeldas horse was named Selig (and named for her rather than by her considering the compendium entry states that the royal family rode them to display their “divine right”, so its less likely itd be named for fun and more named to be Official and OoOo Goddess Powers, so i like to think a priest named them), but in secret she named them Lilium Woodriff Orientalis (the scientific name for stargazer lillies, Woodriff being the last name of the person who bred them. this is a reference to silent princesses and Blue Heart Lillies- blue heart lillies often being cited as a real world counterpart to silent princesses, however those lillies actually dont exist. theyre always a scam and are actually photoshop recolored stargazer lilly. in universe explanation is that its just a scientific flower name she liked a lot and she wanted to seem cool for knowing it. post calamity she’d call them stargazer even though the horse is long gone. maybe she’d name another horse that in memory?) and uses their full name always instead of a nickname. and because of this she eventually forgets selig as a name and everyone either thinks its a new horse or is cool with it. the priest is kind of exasperated but cant do anything about it. links pre calamity horse is named Epona because im a sucker for that sort of stuff, however is not The Epona (like from the amiibo or oot or tp etc). its more of a name he liked a lot especially because of the epona legends (and also in the memories his horse has a different mane/coat color from epona herself so. yeag). he too wanted to be seen as cool. he’d use her like how merchants use donkeys . light storage system
also fun fact!! the stable has a corporation of sorts!! 50 years before the calamity the Epona Co. was established (creating a champion page with stable info), and it has a logo and everything. said logo is on the hats of stable workers and also on the blankets covering crates. the stable association is under that corporation but seemingly a different thing, and also on the sanidin park ruins you can actually see the logo on the base of the statue, so they had a part in that as well!! i dunno i just think its so neat and im so sad we dont know anything about the park ruins besides being a spot to view the castle. i like to think its a memorial to a horse (whether it be someones pet horse, or a horse who did something historical (like laika or balto, though laika and balto are dogs not horses), and also im not making this an epona statue i. it feels weird to clarify that however with all the epona talk . yeah. also off topic but epona and ganons horse being plushes in majoras mask is so cool and i really want ganondorfs horse to have a name now. like why dont they have one…). alsoalso you probably know this but the top of stables (horse heads) have malanyas face, implying its an effigy of sorts. alsoalsoalso theres an unused compendium photo for epona.
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theres also more horse variants (knight horses and festival horses) but. another time.
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Look. I have basically no fandom clout. I wrote one thing that got some attention this morning. I host a poll analysis segment on MCNN. But I am here to argue for Joe Hills and GoodTimesWithScar.
Joe Hills is a man who will walk around a server with a stick in his hand and the Litematica menu open and not realize what it is. Joe Hills is a man who will see an election for mayor and run for dogcatcher. Joe Hills is a man who will so vigorously defend queer people that he has earned the title Defender of the Gays. He streams from Nashville. He plays Minecraft. He is Joe Hills.
GoodTimesWithScar is Willy Wonka. He builds a magical mountain and a wagon train to sell a waxing service, and then dumps his friend in a pit to the void. He will build a magical matador mattress store because someone misheard him. He will gain a monopoly on sand because he can.
These men deserve to be Tumblr Sexymen and deserve your respect.
Vote Joe Hills. Vote GoodTimesWithScar.
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Matilda AU!
Technoblade is a smart little boy in a family that doesn't appreciate him. Everyday, they leave him all alone and he takes care of himself. He walks to the library with his wagon, and gets as many books as possible. He makes his own food. But he never gets to make any friends.
Philza is a teacher who loves his students, under the thumb of a Principal who hates kids. He sees teeny tiny Techno, so incredibly brilliant and sweet, and wants to help him. He is shocked that his family treats him so poorly.
Like, just imagine. Techno figuring out he is Telekinetic. Making friends and catching salamanders. Punishing his dad by gluing his hat to his head. Having picnics with Mr. Minecraft. Breaking and Entering into the Principal's house to steal something or other for Mr. Minecraft. Traumatizing the Principal, as he deserves.
And then, at the end just whipping out the adoption papers all calm and giving them to Philza as his cruddy family tries to flee the country.
Just...the possibilities.
AAAAA, I love Matilda and that's absolutely perfect for emduo. I think the principal should be Dante, as a treat.
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