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fxckin-polkadots · 2 years

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Okay

This is kinda stupid, but

The dastmalchian boys dating a reader who is related to The Addams Family?

love this request so much it made me come back to tumblr

Abner: considering how often he’s around strange people, he doesn’t think much of you, or your family, though he is terrified of your younger sister Wednesday. He spends half of his time cowering behind you like some lost puppy when she’s in the room. However, when he first met your mother, Morticia, she took to him right away, caring for him and making sure he ate. When you asked why she just shrugged, guess she could see the look in his eyes

Kurt: oh. my. god. As soon as Kurt met Pugsley they were already making up schemes to blow stuff up. You even commented to Gomez that you think your boyfriend just got stolen. With kurts hacking background and Pugsley’s…well….love for explosives, you feel as if you have to babysit them, always making sure to give kurt the “don’t blow things up at dinner.” talk every time you were invited to a family gathering

Murdoc: it goes without saying that he fit right into the family, being an eccentric black wearing man himself, you actually believe he’s the reason that Wednesday learnt new creative ways to almost get you killed, though he’d never admit it.

Lonny: at first, he’s anxious to be around your family, specifically your house, he felt like his nervous nature wouldn’t vibe well with them, though they welcomed him in with open arms. anyone their kid loved was now part of this freaky family!

Thomas: He’s used to the joker, he’s probably not even anxious around them, he fits in quite well

Bob: it’s….Bob he will not go near ur family and if he does you ARE holding his hand, he does ask you if you’re a vampire because when he met your mother she gave off those vibes

Piter: he pretty much already looks like one of you, he offers to do your mothers eyelashes and you have to make sure he isn’t attempting to poison her, and when you all go out on the town? by god.

Johnson: it’s johnson, he doesn’t care who your family are, he loves you and that’s all that matters

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fxckin-polkadots · 3 years

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I love just poking and pinching at my boyfriend's face, idk y he's just so cute and touchable

how would them boyz react to that?

Abner: “i,,i like this uhm,” he’s so touch starved that just you touching his face makes him extremely happy, it definitely helps that his face is very soft and warm <3

Kurt: “what…what are you doing” he’s not annoyed just confused, he starts doing the same to you, it ends up just being a little thing you do as a form of affection to each other

Murdoc: “ah, tiny hands my only weakness” he finds it cute, actually, at first it annoyed him but he eventually got used to it, though he wouldn’t admit that he finds comfort in your touch after a long day

Lonny: he’s like a puppy dog, he just kinda looks up at you with his big eyes as you squish his face

Thomas: “what are you doing?? Why do you keep touching me? is this affection??” he won’t admit it to your face but he likes it, he feels honoured you’d want to give him any form of affection

Bob: starts crying because he’s overwhelmed with positive emotions

Piter: “don’t touch me” he’s like a cat, he hates you when you try to touch his face but then will aggressively demand affection after

Johnson: just let’s it happen, he doesn’t mind it nor does he actively enjoy it, he just thinks it’s sweet that you show your love in such a way

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fxckin-polkadots · 3 years

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Could you write a fluffy scenario of Murdoc, Kurt and Johnson taking care of a sick s/o?

re: david dastmalchian character scenarios

honestly, one of the cutest scenarios to me, thank you

(how ever i don’t know how to write them all into a scenario so these will have to do i apologise)

Murdoc taking care of a sick s/o would include:

• aggressive soup making gotta keep you well fed n’ warm

• constantly coming in to check on you, making sure you’re not dead

• “do you need anything?” “are you okay?” “do you need blankets?” “let me take your temperature”

• anyone who disturbs you is at the threat of death from him (even tho he comes to bother you)

• once you feeling better he probably comes to sit with you in bed

Kurt taking care of a sick s/o would include:

• “why are you still in bed? sun is up” “ohhh you’re unwell”

• doesn’t really know what to do, goes to ask luis and dave for help

• tries to make soup, burns it, buys new soup

• “you cold? i get blanket, stay”

• would cuddle you and tell stories, probably about baba yaga

Johnson taking care of an s/o would include:

• would randomly poke his head around the door n give you a thumbs up, if you didn’t recuperate he’d ask you what you needed

• can’t cook, would probably buy some canned soup from the store

• plenty of blankets

• would cuddle you if you asked

• is actually extremely worried but just doesn’t show it (even if it’s just a mild cold)

these r the best i can think of, hope you like!

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fxckin-polkadots · 2 years

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What do you think the boys' love languages are?

abner: cool rocks he found, baked goods and playing with your hair

kurt: very physically affectionate so, touch mostly, but sometimes he likes to add ur name into codes he’s making

murdoc: offers to kill people for you teases you a lot

lonny: writes you letters that are tear stained

thomas: strokes your hair, allows himself to emotionally vulnerable

bob: makes you puzzles, allows you to sit under the table with him (i head canon he likes to sit under tables because it makes him feel hidden)

piter: talks to you about making poisons, might even show you how to make them, kissing your palm/ knuckles

johnson: small touches like, a hand on your shoulder, stroking your cheek etc, kisses your forehead a lot too

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fxckin-polkadots · 2 years

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how would the guys feel having a s/o who is hella strong? like STRONG STRONG, and can carry them bridle style or throwing them over their shoulder with no problem at all

Abner: if you ever threw him over your shoulder he might cry, but he feels safe around you, like he’s protected when you’re around

Kurt: challenges his s/o to an arm wrestling match all the time, always looses, he’s actually mildly impressed you’re stronger than him (well…more than mildly, he finds it very attractive) probably asks you for your work out routine (unless it’s your power to be extremely strong aha)

Murdoc: Thinks it’s hot, he makes you carry him like the princess he is. he’s watched you one hit some people and every time you do he falls more in love with you

Lonny: scared of your strength at first, but slowly starts to find comfort in it, whenever you pick him up he gets all flustered and fidgety, probably wishes he could be like that sometimes

Thomas: isn’t….. sure how to feel, but he is impressed, although intimidated, by your strength. definitely doesn’t like being picked up though

Bob: after warming up to you he feels like you’d protect him from anything (and you do), he likes it when you pick him up/hold him because you make him feel secure and safe, like no one can hurt him because you’re the strongest person he knows. In a maybe kid like way your the strongest person in the world to him.

Piter: he won’t admit that he likes it, but he does like it when you show of your strength, the more barbaric the better, though he does make you carry him bridal style if he’s tired

Johnson: arm wrestles you, sparring matches etc, he basically just wants to one day be as strong as you, he won’t admit it but admires you, you can take down rival gang members/people who pick fights so easily without breaking a sweat which is kinda hot to him

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fxckin-polkadots · 2 years

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Hello! Could you do the Dast boys on how different theirs kiss would be. Thanks!

Abner: clunky,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,he just always manages to kiss you when your moving ur face, he’s kissed you on the ear more than once, but it’s cute watching him try

Kurt: kisses you on the nose, forehead, lips etc,,,,,the type of kisses that are just a quick peck on the face

Murdoc: passionate……….yeah

Lonny: once again, kinda clumsy, usually always slightly missing your lips, so he usually kisses you on the cheek (though he misses that sometimes too)

Thomas: doesn’t kiss you but if he did, probably wouldn’t be a good at it, or would cry before even doing it

Bob: kisses you on the palm/forehead and he kisses quickly, like you sometimes don’t realise that he’s actually kissed you until he’s asked if you if that’s okay

Piter: if he’s going to kiss you, he usually holds you still while he does so, his lips r soft !!! But if he just wants to quickly give you affection he just kisses your palm/knuckles

Johnson: kisses you on the jaw/neck and gets internally embarrassed

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fxckin-polkadots · 3 years

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How would Murdoc comfort his s/o after a nightmare?

as sm1 with frequent nightmares this is going to be fun to write

Murdoc comforting his s/o (no pronouns used) after a nightmare would include:

he woke up because of you moving about a lot in your sleep, he can hear you making sounds of distress

he watches for a few seconds until you bolt up right, panting with tears down your face, you look paler than he thought was possible for a person to be, you look like you’d seen a ghost

“what happened? Darling are you alright??” he asks, pulling you over to him and wiping your tears, you try to tell him through heavy sobs that it was a nightmare but the words are incomprehensible

“shhh shh, it’s alright, just try to calm down for me” your practically sobbing into his chest as he holds you tightly, using his free hand to rub your back in hopes of calming you down, whatever you saw must’ve shook you pretty bad

once you’d finally calmed down enough to form sentences, you explain to him you had a particularly horrible nightmare, even retelling the details is making you work yourself back up to a frenzy

he stops you talking and tells you that you don’t need to tell him what it was about since it was upsetting you so badly, he offered to stay up with you until you calmed down enough to sleep, even saying he’d let you watch your favourite show/movie until you felt ready to sleep

nodding slowly, you slide down next to him, laying your head in his lap as he turns the tv on, he’s stroking your hair as he flips through the channels

hope you enjoy this!! <33

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fxckin-polkadots · 2 years

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Hello! 🥰👋🏻

Can you maybe do how would Dast boys react to s/o having a panic attack? How would they help them calm down?

I hope you're doing alright! You're so nice and cool and your blog is something I'm obsessed with lately 😅 hope you don't mind that.

since i’ve already done an answer to this question (or one similar) with kurt he won’t be answered here but i will answer for everyone else!

Abner: “are you okay?-“ desperately tries to help the best he can, tries to keep you from getting more overwhelmed, starts crying with you (if you happened to be crying) though it weirdly helps you

Murdoc: “did someone upset you?” after pausing “did i upset you?” when he realises you’re having a panic attack he does everything he can to calm you down and make you feel safe enough to tell him what happened

Lonny: he’s had a lot of these before so he knows how to make you feel calm again <3 gets you a weighted blanket and such

Thomas: he’s had panic attacks but that doesn’t mean he knows how to deal with them, especially when it’s other people having them, he probably attempts to calm you down and feels like it isn’t working when it is

Bob: “d…do you wanna do a puzzle with me? they make me feel better…uhm” he wants to help you so badly but he doesn’t know how, he hates seeing you so upset, he just wants you to feel as safe as you make him feel, he attempts to comfort you by telling as much

Piter: calms you down with in a few seconds, his soft, gentle tone is almost like a lullaby as he holds your face in his hands

johnson: he asks for help from Matty and Ethan at first but they aren’t really of any use, after a few minutes of thinking he gently takes you away from where ever you where and to a place he hopes you’d feel safe, he holds you and slowly rubs your back “…..is this better?” he’s ask every so often

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fxckin-polkadots · 3 years

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What about the lads with a reader that gets overly attached and clingy? Like they want to be around them all the time and basically worship the ground they walk on?

so me basically 💔

buuuut

Abner: is so confused on why you love him so much, probably feels the same way, doesn’t mind the clingy behaviour because he’s honestly just as if not more so attached to you

Kurt: he adores it, probably touch starved, when you cling to him he clings to you, the worship definitely makes him flustered

Murdoc: finds it odd but intriguing, however there are times he’s asked you to dial it back in fear of you getting hurt or if he needs to do his job

Lonny: CONFUSED SCREAMING but he loves it really, is definitely clingy as well, you’re his only source of happiness to be fair

Thomas: confused, uncomfortable at first but he gets used to it, he’s asked you up frank why you think he’s worth all this time, he starts crying when you tell him it’s because you love him

Bob: “i don’t,, understand” probably isn’t comfortable at FIRST because he’s antisocial but slowly he gets used to the constant cuddling and hugs/kisses, the worship still makes him get all embarrassed (in a good way)

Piter: he fucking adores it, nothing is better for his ego than having you worship him like a god, like he’s the soul most important thing to you, he’s meh on the physical affection and you wanting to be around him but it’s a decent price to pay for having you treat him like that

Johnson: he isn’t used to it, but he likes it, it makes him feel special that you feel that way about him, probably thinks about it a lot, he doesn’t recuperate all the affection but he does enjoy that you’d want to bestow him with such attention

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fxckin-polkadots · 3 years

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I image that murdocs mother instincts activate when some one he like gets hurt..probably in the way where hes muttering about how he could have left them for dead as he shoves them down to take care of them.

But he probably thinks people he likes being bloody pretty. So hes gotta look at them the whole time like 😳

“why the FUCK would you get yourself hurt?” he says as he aggressively bandages your leg (“aggressive” is loosely describing is as any time he thinks he’s hurting you he looks vaguely distraught)

“i could’ve let you die feel lucky i lov- care about you enough to want to help you” “what was that?” “nothing shut up”

he can’t even clean your face wounds without being enamoured by how fucking pretty you are, he’s just got those good ol’ lovey-dovey eye sparkles

#david dastmalchian #murdoc macgyver 2016 #murdoc macgyver x gn!reader #murdoc macgyver #dennis murdoc #macgyver 2016 #macgyver #ask me things #thanks for the ask!#ask response #send asks

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fxckin-polkadots · 3 years

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1 I love how you draw piter

2 how do you think the boys would react to going to a haunted house? (The kind with scare actors not ghost haunted)

THANK U WAAAA💕💕💕💕

Abner: Probably not as scared as you’d though he’d be, though after everything he’s been through you’re not majorly surprised, he jumps every now and then but other than that he’s relatively calm (as calm as abner can be)

Kurt: is literally shit scared, despite being tall and strong enough to knock someone out he’s still using you as a human shield, muttering “baba yaga” under his breath every time a monster actor lurched at you two, you had to apologise to him after leaving, he reassured you it was fine but he was more clingy for about a month after

Murdoc: is the one scaring the actors, he’s laughing the entire way through at the cheap decorations, you end up laughing with him, he makes you feel less scared

Lonny: he doesn’t like them, the crowded feeling of them usually makes him panic, but you let him hold your hand the whole time so it isn’t that bad, though he has on and off nightmares about it for a few weeks

Thomas: “these are…uncomfortable” doesn’t like being there, every time he gets scared, he yelps and clings to you, at one point you had to practically carry him so you could actually leave the haunted house, you make sure that you don’t take him to one next year

Bob: it’s not the horror aspect of the house that scares him, it’s the fact he’s somewhere unfamiliar with people he doesn’t know, he looks close to tears the entire way through, the only thing keeping him from a meltdown is you being there, you definitely had to cuddle him once you got home

Piter: unfazed and extremely bored, just glares at the actors and makes them nearly cry from just…existing. Anytime one would scare you he’d calmly tell them that if they did that again they’d die, he won’t give you any comfort but he’ll pat you on the head if you got too scared

Johnson: not even remotely scared, he just kinda walks through the house holding your hand, when an actor jumps at him he just keeps walking, when there’s a loud noise he just shrugs it off, the decorations don’t bother him either, however when an actor makes you jump he punches them in the face

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fxckin-polkadots · 3 years

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How do you think the boys are with children? Like who is good with kids and who is incredibly awkward/has no clue how to interact with them?

Abner: doesn’t even know what to do at first, stands there awkwardly as the kid talks to him. at one point the kid asks him if he had an powers (say this was a lil mission waller sent them /the suicide squad/ on because convince). He nodded though reluctantly and showed the kid his polka dots, which was followed with “that’s so cool!!” after that he found it a little easier to talk to the kid

Kurt: surprisingly really good with kids, his quiet demeanour shifts to being more interactive and fatherly, it’s kinda adorable to watch him look after them

Murdoc: Milf of the year award, any kid he looks after is immediately his top priority, major momma bear vibes

Lonny: terrible with kids, he’s to awkward to talk and usually ends up having a panic attack trying to make sure the kids don’t stick a fork in an electrical plug or something like that

Thomas: hates kids and literally cannot stand them, they’re to noisy

Bob: very protective of the kids, he’s scared if he doesn’t make sure they’re okay constantly they’re going to through what he did, he’s constantly pent up on anxiety that he’s not going to be able to save them if they did

Piter: doesn’t like children, doesn’t care for them at all, though if he had to take care of one he would

Johnson: he’s good with kids, he doesn’t really like people but he has a soft spot for children, he’s not overprotective but he will punch a bitch if they lay a hand on any kids he’s caring for

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fxckin-polkadots · 3 years

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What about their reactions to catching the reader singing?

Abner: “you sound nice,,” probably leans against you while you sang and stroked his hair

Kurt: probably just watches in awe silently, he’s never heard something so beautiful before, he tells you as much after

Murdoc: records you so he can listen to it over and over

Johnson: hums along with you, but wouldn’t make it obvious he heard you

Thomas: he’s really confused on why you’re singing but enjoys it none the less

Bob: after he first heard you he’d ask you sing for him whenever he’s upset/overwhelmed

Lonny: similar to johnson but he’d probably scare you on accident

Piter: tells you to shut the fuck up but he secretly likes it an listens through your door when you start singing in private

#david dastmalchian #not art #abner krill #kurt goreshter #murdoc macgyver #reprisal johnson #thomas schiff #bob taylor #lonny crane #piter de vries #piter de vries x gn!reader #bob taylor x gn!reader #murdoc macgyver x gn!reader #reprisal johnson x gn!reader #kurt x gn!reader #abner x gn!reader #gn!reader

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fxckin-polkadots · 3 years

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@fxckin-polkadots master list!

please read before requesting anything or going deeper into my page!

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DAVID DASTMALCHIAN:

Kurt Goreshter (ant and the wasp)

How the hell did you do that? - requested

Abner Krill (the suicide squad)

Lonny crane (the belko experiment)

Murdoc Macgyver(Macgyver - tho my knowledge on him is limited as i’m unable to watch episodes)

Johnson (Reprisal)

Bob Taylor (Prisoners)

Safe with me - requested

Thomas Schiff ( The Dark Knight)

Piter de vries (dune)

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MIDNIGHT MASS:

Father Paul

Riley Flynn

Ed Flynn

Sheriff Hassan

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STRANGER THINGS:

Argyle

Purple Palm Trees - requested

Eddie Munson

Steve Harrigton

Jim Hopper

A/N: i don’t do billy he makes me uncomfortable sorry el oh el

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THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY:

Hanging out w/ the umbrella & sparrow boys - requested

Luther Hargreeves

Diego Hargreeves

Viktor Hargreeves

Klaus Hargreeves

Five hargreeves (STRICTLY PLATONIC.)

Umbrella Ben Hargreeves

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THE SPARROW ACADEMY:

Marcus Hargreeves

Sparrow Ben Hargreeves

Alphonso Hargreeves (personal fav im begging people to request him please)

An Mlm Relationship with Alphonso - Requested

Chrispher Hargreeves (STRICTLY PLATONIC he’s a fucking c u b e)

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MARVEL:

Thor

Steve Rodgers

Bucky Barnes

Tony Stark

Peter Parker (any version of him)

Loki

Stephen Strange

Bruce Banner

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request information: do’s and don’t’s

do’s:

> gn!reader or m!reader (there are enough fem!reader fics out there)

> angst

> wholesome stuff

> smut (sometimes!!)

don’t’s:

> fem!reader

> anything gross (i.e r@pe, abuse etc)

> Anything romantic or sexual w/ Five, i can do platonic but i can’t in good mind write anything about him considering he’s physically meant to be a 13 year old boy.

> I typically don’t write for female characters in shows but if the ask is interesting i will consider!

other important things:

i don’t do multi-chapter stories, only one shots really, you can send in asks for add ons to stories, any fanfics i’ve written will be added on to this under the names of characters (see above)

im also still in college so i might struggle with answering asks, but they are always open!

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fxckin-polkadots · 3 years

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How would the dastmalchian boys react to being seriously injured, like if they got stabbed in a fight?

(I really like your work, it’s very cool :) )

i rlly appreciate all the compliments yall give me fr🥺💕

Abner: he’s panicked, angered and afraid all at the same time, he doesn’t know what to do, should he go after the person who attacked you or stay with you? luckily he picked the second option and made sure you got somewhere safe so you could be attended to

Kurt: beats the ever living shit out of the person who hurt you before calling an ambulance, he won’t leave your side for a second

Murdoc: doesn’t trust the ambulance to be here in time so he patches you up himself (he’s surprisingly good at it) before pursuing the attacker, probably tortures and kills them

Lonny: doesn’t know what to do and begins to panic, frantically calling someone to come and help, he really doesn’t want to lose you

Thomas: “why are you bleeding why won’t you stop bleeding??” he’s trying to keep you from bleeding out and is failing, he just manages to call the hospital in time to get an ambulance

Bob: breaks down, calls the police

Piter: makes a mental note of the person who hurt you, he’s not going to let them slip away so easily, he makes sure you’re in stable condition before tracking them down and slowly poisoning them to death

Johnson: luckily he’s good with the gauze, but for the first time he genuinely felt scared he was going to lose you, though he didn’t show it, he makes sure that you never get hurt like that again

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fxckin-polkadots · 3 years

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Ok enough Piter lusting. Murdoc and a reader who is decidedly NOT a killer who ends up murdering someone to protect him. How's he feeling on that.

“that…that was really hot”

“seriously?? right now?? i just killed a guy!”

“yeah but, it was hot”

“MURDOC”

“okay okay jesus”

won’t stop praising you for killing someone for him, he’s probably saying some bullshit ljke “i taught you so well” or “they grow up so fast”

won’t drop it for a good week or so lmao

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