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fxckin-polkadots · 5 months

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@fxckin-polkadots master list!

please read before requesting anything or going deeper into my page!

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DAVID DASTMALCHIAN:

Kurt Goreshter (ant and the wasp)

How the hell did you do that? - requested

Abner Krill (the suicide squad)

Lonny crane (the belko experiment)

Murdoc Macgyver(Macgyver - tho my knowledge on him is limited as i’m unable to watch episodes)

Johnson (Reprisal)

Bob Taylor (Prisoners)

Safe with me - requested

Thomas Schiff ( The Dark Knight)

Piter de vries (dune)

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MIDNIGHT MASS:

Father Paul

Riley Flynn

Ed Flynn

Sheriff Hassan

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STRANGER THINGS:

Argyle

Purple Palm Trees - requested

Eddie Munson

Steve Harrigton

Jim Hopper

A/N: i don’t do billy he makes me uncomfortable sorry el oh el

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THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY:

Hanging out w/ the umbrella & sparrow boys - requested

Luther Hargreeves

Diego Hargreeves

Viktor Hargreeves

Klaus Hargreeves

Five hargreeves (STRICTLY PLATONIC.)

Umbrella Ben Hargreeves

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THE SPARROW ACADEMY:

Marcus Hargreeves

Sparrow Ben Hargreeves

Alphonso Hargreeves (personal fav im begging people to request him please)

An Mlm Relationship with Alphonso - Requested

Chrispher Hargreeves (STRICTLY PLATONIC he’s a fucking c u b e)

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MARVEL:

Thor

Steve Rodgers

Bucky Barnes

Tony Stark

Peter Parker (any version of him)

Loki

Stephen Strange

Bruce Banner

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request information: do’s and don’t’s

do’s:

> gn!reader or m!reader (there are enough fem!reader fics out there)

> angst

> wholesome stuff

> smut (sometimes!!)

don’t’s:

> fem!reader

> anything gross (i.e r@pe, abuse etc)

> Anything romantic or sexual w/ Five, i can do platonic but i can’t in good mind write anything about him considering he’s physically meant to be a 13 year old boy.

> I typically don’t write for female characters in shows but if the ask is interesting i will consider!

other important things:

i don’t do multi-chapter stories, only one shots really, you can send in asks for add ons to stories, any fanfics i’ve written will be added on to this under the names of characters (see above)

im also still in college so i might struggle with answering asks, but they are always open!

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fxckin-polkadots · 1 year

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I fully believe no one in the umbrella academy is straight

Maybe Luther

#luther token straight #the umbrella academy #tua headcanon #tua s3 #tua s2 #lgbtq #not art #reblog #the sparrows #the sparrow academy

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fxckin-polkadots · 1 year

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true, i retract my statement

How old do you think the boys are?

I headcanon Abner as in his early thirties but I find all the other characters, especially Johnson and Murdoc, so difficult to give an age to.

Abner: 34-37 yrs old

Kurt: 39-45 yrs old, he gives me middle aged vibes

Murdoc: 35 yrs old

Lonny: he’s canonically 27! or 28 i can’t remember

Thomas: 24 or early 40s i can’t tell

Bob: 36 yrs old

Piter: 50-60 yrs old i’m sorry hes so old

Johnson: late 20s-early 40s i can’t tell

#david dastmalchian #johnson reprisal #not art #abner krill #kurt goreshter #murdoc macgyver #lonny crane #thomas schiff #bob taylor #piter de vries #reblog

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fxckin-polkadots · 1 year

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ur style is so cute !!

babysitting superhero teens must be tiring (they’re babysitting him more than the opposite)

do not draw alinta or bart often so . apologies if it doesn’t feel like them LOL

#reblog #bart allen #impulse #owen mercer #captain boomerang #alinta #bolt #zoe lawton #liveshot #artist on tumblr

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fxckin-polkadots · 1 year

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Mayhaps Alphonso reacting to you having a crush on him? the way you write makes my brain so happy <3 Especially for him

Thank you💕 Yes I can.

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fxckin-polkadots · 2 years

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my second fav sparrow!!! Marcus!!

genuinely wished we saw more of him and his relationship with his family, because he’s honestly a pretty chill guy when you think about it

sure he, well, stopped on Luther’s chest after throwing him around but he was pretty much just trying to protect his family from a group of people who appeared in their home suddenly, even telling him to give up so he wouldn’t end up killing him CMON MAN!!! and he was willing to bargain with Viktor thinking he was their number one, like !! sure the whole drugging Reg thing but it’s Reginald he deserves it ❤️

semi rant over, you can find more of my stuff on my instagram: cemetery.dweller !

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fxckin-polkadots · 2 years

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five hargreeves?? never heard of them.

(btw my art insta is @ cheeseblitz if you wanna check that out 👀)

#five hargreeves #awesome #the umbrella academy #tua #tua s3 #reblog #not my art #art

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fxckin-polkadots · 2 years

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Hello! I don't know if you accept requests right now, but since Alphonso supposedly likes guys like canonically, can we have a any ideas you have for him in an mlm relationship?

i still do take requests yeah!!! and i didn’t actually know he was supposedly gay/bi i just thought he was gay coded 😭 but i do have a few!!! (since i’m a gay man who’s in love w/ him) and this request has made my day like oh my god you have no idea how insane i am over this man

An MLM Relationship with Alphonso Hargreeves // TUA

Master List

Warnings: mild body insecurities / Not proof read

A/N: I kinda strayed slightly from the ask; but not rlly pff, also i couldn’t help but add some angst im sorry 😭

Pairing: Alphonso x Male!reader

Synopsis: Relationship specifics - Y/N alluding to meeting Alphonso’s family one day

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Alphonso has only ever had interaction with the outside world for about, what…5 ish years? sure he’s spent most of his life saving other people but he’s never actually spoken to them more than an “are you okay?” when he saves them from either a robbery or something like that, and his only actual friend in the academy had been his sister, Jayme.

This all changed however, when he got a boyfriend. Alphonso has never been in a romantic relationship before, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t try his best to make sure you know how much he loves you.

He mostly shows love through poking fun/light teasing, snarky little remarks here and there. This is always usually followed by an equally quick comeback from you, which is a prelude to the banter that will go on for hours. In public he’s not physically affectionate, except for maybe holding hands. It’s not that he’d mind letting the world know that you were everything to him, but mostly that he’s afraid of what people would say to you about him.

The world isn’t nice to people like him, and he’s used to peoples comments on his appearance, being Reggie’s kid he has to have thick skin right? But it’ll never get easier being stared or pointed at. Even if it’ll never erase how the media keeps him under a microscope, always bringing up his scarring, the soft compliments he gets from you melts away the pain even for a moment. “You’re so handsome ‘Fonz,” “I love everything about you, y’know?” hearing this coming from his boyfriend - someone he never expected to have in his life- well, maybe he starts to believe it just a little bit.

When you do hang out in public, he takes you to his favourite locations in the city, and if you have some you want to show him, he’s more than enthusiastic to let you take him there. He also enjoys cheesy movie dates it he’s able to rent out the whole theater, he doesn’t want people interrupting his movie night with you. You’ve definitely helped him experience things he’d never thought he’d ever have (like having a playlist on spotify dedicated to him, he didn’t even know what spotify was until he met you actually)

However in private, he can’t get enough of you. You can expect a few pecks on the cheek, or a warm hug from behind while you’re checking you phone, his head resting on the back of yours slightly as he tells you he loves you. When you’re alone with him in his room, cuddles are definitely a must too, you are either resting on his chest, his arm wrapped around you, or he’s laying on yours, your fingers playing with the hair on the nape of his neck. He’d never tell you this, but he appreciates the softer side of your relationship, where he can just relax for once.

For anniversaries he definitely spends a shit ton of money on you, like his dad’s loaded so he might as well use the old man’s money to make someone happy, however he doesn’t actually know what to get you. Since he’s never had an anniversary to look forward too, but you always tell him anything he gets you will mean more than the world to you.

Speaking of relaxing, most of that was spent at your place. Alphonso was much too cautious of his family to bring you over, and he knew that sneaking you in would be too risky, and as laid back as he could be, the thought of accidentally putting his boyfriend in harms way made his stomach turn. But he knew they had to know at some point, especially Jayme. And she’d figure it out whether or not Alphonso was ready to talk about you.

Luckily for Alphonso (or maybe unluckily) Fei had been keeping an eye on him, Jayme had made the point it was odd he was leaving more, especially without her. So Fei and Jayme decided that a few of her birds could follow him to see what he was up to. They didn’t know what to expect really, but him having a secret lover they didn’t know about was definitely not a possibility they had thought of.

So when ‘Fonz decided to tell Jayme, was then told she had always known and so did Fei because her birds had been watching him, Alphonso’s jaw nearly dropped to the floor. He made Jayme promise to not tell anyone and make sure Fei didn’t either.

“Too late fuck face literally everyone knows, plus why would it be that big of a deal? Ben goes through girls like clockwork, just because you have a boyfriend doesn’t mean we’re gonna dog pile you with questions”

When relaying this all to you over dinner at your place, you can’t help but giggle and suggest to Alphonso that you should probably meet his siblings personally sometime. He agrees, and now he has to think of a way to actually do that, but right now, he thinks he’ll just enjoy the food and your company first.

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There was so much more i wanted to put into this but i literally do not know how to put it properly into words i am so in love with this goob

I HOPE THIS OKAY ANON !!! i’m glad there are other alphonso lovers out there <3

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fxckin-polkadots · 2 years

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Hello it's the bf again,do headcanons or tiny oneshots of hanging out with the tua boys

hello boyf!!! will do <3

Hanging out with the boys // TUA + TSA

Master list

Warnings: none / not proof read

A/N: reader is gender neutral, can be read as romantic or platonic for most of them (unless strictly mentioned otherwise) includes the following characters

Luther Hargreeves

Diego Hargreeves

Klaus Hargreeves

Five Hargreeves (platonic)

Viktor Hargreeves

Marcus Hargreeves

Ben Hargreeves (both sparrow & umbrella i treat them as separate characters)

Alphonso Hargreeves

Christopher Hargreeves (platonic please hes a cube)

Synopsis: N/A

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TUA // Luther Hargreeves

Luther….hasn’t really had anyone in his life to hang out with, besides from Allison but the last he heard from her she was getting married. Spending four years on the moon, alone, isolated means the poor boys social skills aren’t…the best

He also never thought anyone would want to be near him, but that all changed when he met you. You looked past the parts of him that usually got him disgusted glances, you treated him like a person.

Of course, being the softie he is he always wanted to make you happy and keep you around, he just didn’t know how, his knowledge on relationships wasn’t the best, nor did he know how to handle genuine compliments without feeling like you were actually poking fun at him.

However, you always make a point to hang out with him, you got to see the side of him that most people didn’t, the fun loving side, with child-like wonder about everything around him. You loved taking him to theme parks or attractions, anything that got him immersed in the universe so he didn’t have to think about the world outside

He’d never tell you how much that meant to him, or how much he missed you when he had to return home, but he always waited for the text of “Hey luther, wanna go and see [____] place?”

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TUA // Diego Hargreeves

Diego the lone wolf, the vigilante with a saviour complex, the man who NEVER accepted kindness as an answer for anything, was currently taking a leisurely stroll with you, someone about a week ago he was saving from a break in.

He’d honestly been trying to push you away from him, but just couldn’t. You were persistent and as much as it annoyed him, it was also something he loved about you. You always pushed him to get out of his bubble and to enjoy life.

You didn’t need to do anything extraordinary for him, he just enjoyed simple things - trips to cafés, walks in the park. Even if he wouldn’t admit it the stress of trying to keep up the whole “vigilante superhero” façade weighed on him significantly.

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TUA // Klaus Hargreeves

9 out of 10 times hanging out with Klaus includes getting drunk, however there are times when you two have genuinely heart felt moments together.

Klaus, albeit not all the time, feels as if you only hang out with him out of pity, but he wouldn’t bring it up out of fear of you leaving for good.

When you aren’t getting shit faced drunk, your going on road trips around the country, talking about whatever klaus thinks of, he doesn’t really have a proper filter, so these topics can range from “what if walruses had tiny hats” to “what would you do if it was your last few days alive”

He’s glad he met you, you’re a breath of fresh air in his crazy life. He’s always afraid you don’t actually like him sure, (fuck you reginald) but he’s glad he has someone to laugh with, someone who can still drag him back to earth after a night of drinking.

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TUA // Five Hargreeves

Five claims he “Mildly tolerates you” which isn’t exactly true, he’s always wanted a true friend, as much as he denies it, being alone in the apocalypse definitely hasn’t helped him learn how to make friends though.

But your determined, persistent even. To stubborn to give in to him shoving you off at your attempts to get closer to him. Any time you do hang out he complains the entire time. Though you can see right through him. In the corner of your eye when he’s not looking at you you can see the small, barely noticeable smile on his face.

Five HATES you for it but he does enjoy your company, the way you treat him like he’s a normal person. He knows that once he goes back to the rest of the umbrellas he’ll be bombarded with a million issues, but for a brief moment he can unwind and be around someone he cares about without worrying about the world ending

Maybe he is glad to have a friend like you, after all.

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TUA // Viktor Hargreeves

Viktor loves being around you, you’re so nice to him all of the damn time, he’s just not used to it. Most of the people he allowed close to him ended up hurting him, or he had to leave them behind. But you were different, you were gentle and he didn’t have to run from you this time.

You didn’t treat him like he was an explosive waiting to go off any time you hung out together, you treated him like he had value, like he was a worthy human being, your hang outs usually include quality time; him teaching you the violin, you talking about life and the world around you.

Sometimes however, you both enjoy cuddling on the couch to some sappy romcom, with popcorn of your choosing.

Viktor always felt like an outsider, but you made him feel at home, like he belonged.

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TUA // Ben Hargreeves

Ben might be a ghost, but it doesn’t stop him from wanting to hang out with you, convincing klaus to let him use his body to talk to you.

It’s odd at first, Klaus acting completely different than usual around you, and it takes a LOT of proof for Ben to prove it’s actually him and not Klaus playing a prank on you.

Getting to know ben, you realise that he is as quick witted as you, always fast with a remark if he thinks something is stupid. But you like that he never pushes boundaries, and he’s definitely more fun loving than most of his siblings.

You both wish you could’ve spent more time together before he had to go back to being an invisible specter, but klaus always tells you when ben wants to say something

(this isn’t the best one i’m sorry)

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TSA // Marcus Hargreeves

A/N: this is short bc he sadly got very little screen time and there’s not much abt him :( which sucks bc i adore him so much he deserved better

Hang outs with Marcus are few and far in between, mostly because he’s not too fond of being swarmed by obsessive fans, he wanted to only be with you, not answering a million questions.

In all honesty, you were a good break away from the fame and his family’s rivalry with the umbrellas, always knowing how to relive the tension from his shoulders. You never worshipped him as a hero, hell you even had a sarcastic streak and teased him for it.

But he genuinely, truly enjoyed your company, even if it was only a brief, he still smiled fondly upon the memories he had made with you. He was this big important superhero, brimming with confidence, yet you pulled him back down to earth and helped him in enjoy the simpler things.

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TSA // Ben Hargreeves

Let’s face it, Bens an asshole, a grade A motherfucker, he knows you know it, so why, why do you even bother to try and get close to him? Every time you did he’d hit you with a nasty remark, yet you still continued to hang out with him, and he didn’t know if he liked that.

You were a lot of things, persistent, annoying, stubborn, but most of all you did care about Ben. During the time you spent together, which was really you showing up and Ben begrudgingly putting up with you, you sometimes saw a crack in Bens tough guy façade, seeing instead someone who was just afraid to get rejected, and he hated (or in truth, loved) the fact you always told him you were there for him if he needed it.

Time with Ben usually included clubs, parties, anywhere he was invited to as a guest or honour. He had a habit of showing off to you if you were looking at him, which always got a chuckle and an eye roll from you. He’d fake offence at it (okay maybe he was a little offended) and it would send you both into fits of laughter, maybe having you around wasn’t so bad.

And though he never admit it, you did open him up to seeking help and comfort in others, even if it was only him asking for a hug in private or him admitting when he’s mentally drained (which was rare even so)

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TSA // Alphonso Hargreeves

Alphonso is actually quite a chill guy, aside from his tendency to make snarky comments about people. Hanging out with him usually includes lounging around the Sparrow Academy or late night food runs.

Of course, Jayme usually hangs around with you two as well, but you don’t mind, their easy going attitude suits you just nicely.

Banter is a usual thing between you two, if the sparrows didn’t know any better they’d think you hated each-other, which was quite the contrary since you were probably each-others favourite people. Even if alphonso isn’t the most empathetic person he does try to use his status as a sparrow to keep you safe from people, especially while your together in the town at night.

When you’re in the sparrow academy however, you’re usually watching some form of horror movie with him, listening to him joke about the shitty affects, saying that you’d make a better monster, and laughing at your fake offended gasp as you clutch at your chest.

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TSA // Christopher

With help from the sparrows, you learnt how to understand Christopher, and you had to admit his sense humor was definitely a shock. When ever you hang out he’s always making you laugh, or making a comment that catches you off guard.

you mostly spend time together at the sparrow academy, since there’s not much Christopher can actually do

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This might actually be one of the longest posts i’ve ever written 😭 some of these aren’t the best, since it either depends on how much we get to know the character or in Christopher’s case, we literally don’t know what he says ever lmao

i do hope u like them though !!!

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fxckin-polkadots · 2 years

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i adore

Fun fact this applies to all siblings of you squint hard enough because I guarantee you both Umbrella and Sparrow academy are emo and LGBTQ with their cishet jock ally brother who happens to be their Number 1 yes even Sloane is emo

#I LOVE THIS SO MUCH #the umbrella academy #the umbrella academy fanart #tua fanart #klaus hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #luther hargreeves #reblog

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fxckin-polkadots · 2 years

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Movie Night // Alphonso Hargreeves x Reader.

A/N: What do you think Alphonso’s favorite movies are? I think he might love action and horror films (and musicals too but he keeps that between himself and Jayme).

Pairing: Alphonso Hargreaves x Reader (gender neutral/no pronouns used).

Warnings: mentions of alcohol/Reader and Alphonso get a lil’ bit drunk.

Mi Amado: my beloved.

It had been a long fucking day.

Alphonso was aching by the end of it, his whole body begging for rest, and most of the time days like this left him in a foul mood. His jokes would get meaner then ever, his eyes would grow dark and stormy, and his siblings would know to avoid him for a little while...but tonight wasn’t so bad.

You had a way of doing that to him.

Just the thought of his love had Alphonso grinning like a damn fool, eyes flickering towards the cellphone resting on the counter. It was hard to believe that he had found love...but he had. You were real and you were wonderful, a dream come true. And as though you had sensed him (you had a way of doing that too), the screen lit up with a text message, your smiling face looking up at him. Taking the device in hand, he could almost hear your voice (sweet as honey and his favorite sound on earth) in his head as he quickly read over the text.

“About to pick up the pizza + beer, babe. Love you.”

“Love you too, mi amado.”

He’s got everything all ready for you, his siblings out for the night...so nobody would know about his secret visitor and no one would be able to bother you tonight. And Alphonso had made the most of the night, making it into something special just for you. He’d spent an hour building a blanket fort and stringing it with glittering lights, gathering everything you’d need for tonight. Movies sat in a crooked stack, both his favorite and yours too, pillows and blankets and a stuffed alligator (Guillermo was a gift he had won for you and you adored the electric green gator, with his toothy smile and missing eye) sat waiting for you to come home to him.

“Babe?”

That honey-sweet voice has him smiling again, Alphonso turning just as you come around the corner...and there you were!

His honey, his heart, the love of his life...Y/N!

Pizza box in one hand and a six pack in the other, you were wearing a too-big black hoodie (definitely his, judging by the sparrow emblem, but he didn’t mind...Alphonso loves seeing you in his clothes) and looking at him with those pretty eyes. At once he was moving towards you, taking everything from your hands and setting it aside. Pizza and beer on the coffee table, your hands were free and he took them, forehead resting against yours as Alphonso pulled you into him.

“Hey...you okay?”

You had thought he sounded upset on the phone, when he called you earlier. But now you were certain of it. He was holding you tight, rough thumbs rubbing across the back of your hands, and taking slow, shaking breathes.

“It’s just...been a hard day, ya know?” Alphonso whispered. “A long fucking day.”

His voice (the first thing you’d noticed about him, you once said, was his lovely voice) was low and rough and tired, just barely trembling.

“Come one, baby.”

Pulling him into the fort, the two of you hid away from the world and everything that haunted him. Alphonso rested his head on your heart, barely watching the movie. It was some old horror flick filled with bad acting, bad effects, and a nonsensical plot...normally he loved that kind of stuff but he just wasn’t into it tonight. Instead he was focusing on you. He couldn’t take his eyes off of you, wondering how someone could be so damn perfect. He was always looking at you and wondering what it was, that secret little thing that drew him into you...was it the sound of your voice or the light in your eyes? Or the beating of you heart? Maybe it was your laugh, your smile, your fury or your joy...or maybe it was something of everything. He didn’t know. All Alphonso really knew was that he couldn’t look away, a soft smile on his face as he gazed at you.

All of his life, Alphonso had been dreaming of something like this, someone like you...and, by some miracle, here you were.

Holding him, loving him, heart beating just for him.

It was enough to take that weight off of his shoulders, if only for tonight. The night went on slowly, pizza devoured, beer drank, and heads hazy as the two of you stumbled upstairs. You were giggling, falling against the hallway wall as Alphonso stumbled into you, and he was laughing too, lips on your neck and laughter turning into soft sighs.

“You’re so pretty,” he mumbled sweetly against skin. “Pretty an’ perfect...”

Kiss after kiss trailed along your neck, Alphonso tugging the neck of your tee shirt away to reveal your shoulder. He kissed you there too, mumbling something you couldn’t quite catch as you took his hand and pulled him along.

“Come on, babe!”

The bedroom door was shut and locked, Alphonso falling to the bed. Gentle hands undressed him slowly, kisses scattered across scarred skin. Your lips were heaven, sweet and soft on his skin, and he was lost in the clouds, leaning back as you kissed and kissed and kissed...until you pulled away. Eyes fluttered open and Alphonso watched as you undressed before him. He didn’t understand how someone could be so pretty but, damn, he didn’t mind at all. Grabbing one of his old shirts, you slipped it on and Alphonso reached for you, grinning as he embraced you. Hands cupped his cheeks, smiling lips lingering over his in an almost kiss.

“I love you, Alphonso,” you murmured.

“I love you too.”

Laying side by side, Alphonso held you close and closed his eyes. It had been a long day and, knowing his life and luck, there were certainly more of those to come. But you would be there. At the end of the good days, the bad days, the just-okay days, and the worst days...you would be waiting for him.

And that was a happy ending in his book.

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fxckin-polkadots · 2 years

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THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER made my entire day tbh

oh hey an art post

recently my autism creature has possessed me to fixate heavily on umbrella academy, so here’s some silly goofy doodles of Five, Umbrella Ben & Klaus <3

funnily enough i hyperfixate on tua but my special interest critter is alphonso hargreeves he makes my heart go funny

You can also find my art on my instagram cemetery.dweller !!!! posting abt it here bc i think i’m shadowbanned on instagram ❤️

#klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves #ben hargreeves #reblog #HIDING COMPLIMENTS IN TAGS u sneaky trickster you /j

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fxckin-polkadots · 2 years

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oh hey an art post

recently my autism creature has possessed me to fixate heavily on umbrella academy, so here’s some silly goofy doodles of Five, Umbrella Ben & Klaus <3

funnily enough i hyperfixate on tua but my special interest critter is alphonso hargreeves he makes my heart go funny

You can also find my art on my instagram cemetery.dweller !!!! posting abt it here bc i think i’m shadowbanned on instagram ❤️

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fxckin-polkadots · 2 years

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i love these goobers so much

best friends chilling with their dead bodies

#alphonso hargreeves #jayme hargreeves #the umbrella academy #not art #op rambles #I LITERALLY LOVE ALPHONSO U GUYS DONT UNDERSTAND #he’s my special little guy #my blorbo #my special interest

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fxckin-polkadots · 2 years

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okay this one is a lil dumb but like, projection

Kurt with a reader that learned to code purely for modding minecraft?

i think it'd be slightly funny

CANDIECARDS!!!!! it’s nice seeing ur asks in my inbox man !!!

How the hell did you do that? // Kurt Goreshter

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Warnings: None / Not proof read

A/N: Reader is gender neutral (not specified in ask/no pronouns referred with)

Synopsis: Kurt showing the reader something he’s “working” on, and the reader enquires how he learnt to do that.

Translated words: Пчелка – Pchelka = Little bee

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“How the hell did you do that Kurt?” You asked, peering over his shoulder that the blue screen of his dinky laptop. You could barely keep up with the amount of pop ups flashing on screen, each filled with information you couldn’t quite take in.

You knew Kurt was an avid hacker, and a good one at that. But you never knew how on earth he learnt to do it, whenever you’d had asked he’d go awkwardly quiet and dance around the question until you have up prying. Hackers never reveal their secrets, you guessed.

You almost didn’t catch his response to your question as you were to engrossed watching his hands flicker across the keyboard, like skilled ballet dancers preforming a routine they’d done a thousand times before.

“Modding Minecraft, Pchelka”

You stared at him, mouth agape, he had stopped what he was doing and was looking right at you. “What?” you couldn’t believe what you were hearing, the man you’d seen jack into government owned servers was now telling you he learnt this from a video game. “What? Don’t believe me? I’ll show you”

Ruffling in his back under his desk he pulled out an old, scruffy looking USB, you couldn’t read the russian text scrawled on a sticky label on the front. You assumed it must’ve been “Minecraft” or something like that.

He placed it into the side of his laptop, as an old windows screen popped up, the foretold game’s home menu brightly lit up the screen. You watched with mounting anticipation, nothing looked out of the norm though. That was until he opened a saved game file, and once he had the whole game looked different, the textures were more advanced and in the home he had spawned in there was furniture you knew wasn’t already in MC.

He moved around the little area, showing you nick-nacks he had either modded in or collected during his play through, and then he went outside, into a beautiful forest with types of trees you hadn’t even seen before, all you could say was “Oh wow,” you heard kurt chuckle at your remark, “Like it?” he said, a small smile tugging at the corners of his mouth, you nodded.

“We should play together some time” Kurt offered, leaning slightly back in his chair, you couldn’t agree more.

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This one is slightly shorter - my apologies ^^; i hope you like it though !!

and yes i’m now realising the reader is just standing up the entire time but i have no idea how to slide in a chair somewhere in this oh well 💔

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Doo ehmmm hmmm ehm Argyle hmm and reader at the beach(very creative)

HELLO MY BELOVED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i will kiss kiss mwa mwa

Purple Palm Trees // Argyle

Master list

Warnings: None / Not proof read

A/N: Reader is gender neutral (As it’s not specified in ask, no pronouns used/referred with), Argyle’s parents are divorced

Synopsis: Argyle takes reader to a beach he frequented as a kid, and then learns, the reader can’t swim

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It’s summer, the sun is particularly attempting to boil you alive.

The only reason you still visited California was to see your boyfriend Argyle. You spent most of the year at home in Hawkins, always on the phone to him, listening to him talk about the most incoherent nonsense you could imagine. But you loved him, and he loved you.

But you didn’t love being dragged out in the heat, for a “surprise”, you maybe adored Argyle but the beads of sweat on the back of your neck were making you regret agreeing to go to where ever he was taking you.

“Argyle, are we nearly there?” You ask, head rolling to the side as the A/C blasts as hard as it can in order to keep you from literally melting. He drummed his fingers of the steering wheel of the pizza van you were currently in. Without even taking his eyes off the road he replied “Sure thing, My favourite lil brochacho, just a few more minutes”

You audibly groaned, turning to look out your window. Where on earth was he taking you? There wasn’t any buildings for miles, except for shabby little family run business and ice cream stores. But before you could think any longer, the van halted to a screech.

“Here we are,“ you got out the van to see the most beautiful beach you’d ever seen. The sand was a pale yellow and looked almost too soft to be real. like it was ripped from a fairytale, you could even see sea shells scattered across it like dazzling broken glass. To one side there were a like of tall, strong looking palm trees and to be the other, a cave. The soft blue ocean lazily cuddled the land as small waves rippled like elegant dancers over the surface

“Argyle,, this,,,why did you bring me here? it’s beautiful but i don’t understand” you questioned as a hand slid to the small of your back, you looked up, Argyle had a dreamy expression on his face. “Well lil dude, when i was younger my ma and pa would take me here, obviously they don’t anymore, but i thought….” He trailed off.

You knew about Argyles parents being divorced, you also knew that it had been messy. You rested your head on his shoulder, you looked at the most handsome man you’d ever met, with an unfamiliar pained expression on his face.

“Argyle”

“Sorry, Y/N got lost in thought ha,” he said, his smile returning “I just thought, i’ve made so many memories here, i wanted to make more with the person i love so much”

Before you knew it you were setting out towels, grabbing the pizzas, suntan lotion, water…wait. Where did Argyle-? Before you could even finish that thought, cold, wet hands grab you from behind.

“EEP! Argyle get off your hands are freezing!” You screamed, as the sound of laughter came from behind you, and much to your dismay you ended up joining the perpetrator in it.

“Sorry couldn’t help myself” He said, pushing wet hair out of his face. “Cmon join me in the water it’s the perfect temperature,” he said, taking your hand. You looked over at the ocean, thought it looked inviting you were reluctant.

Because? You couldn’t swim. You never really had time to learn how to, and you were scared of embarrassing yourself in front of him. “Oh, i’m not s-“ Too late, your boyfriend was already pulling you towards the water, and before you knew it, you were in it.

It was only at waist height, nothing to bad but Argyle had already swam out further. “Why are you just standing there? cmon!” he said, flashing you a smile, your face heated up as you shouted back “I-i can’t swim!”

He swam back towards you, placing his hands over your hips, and you in turn, placing yours on his shoulders. “Hold onto me, don’t let go okay, brochacho?” He whispered, moving you back with him, you clung to him tightly, as your legs gently paddled to keep you afloat. You turn your head up to face him as Argyle placed a soft kiss on your forehead.

Maybe swimming isn’t so bad, as long as Argyle was there with you.

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Here you go my dearly beloved!! also if you like slashers, and are interested in mlm fics, please check out my bf @bloody-rocks !! he’s super talented mwah

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