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shadowgamerhalo · 1 year

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Hello there, welcome to this blog. I am Shade and here's what you need to know before interacting.

-As of 2023 I am 21 years old, introvert, genderfluid aroace polyamorous lesbian , norse heathen witch, who has unspecified neurodivergences and disability.

-Personally I'd sum up my personality as chaotic, tired, and socially inept. I have trouble with social interactions at times, either forgetting how to interact with people normally, low spoons, or my social battery is dead.

-My vocabulary changes from fanciful wording to the weirdest slang. Example. Whilst I enjoy the yeeting of my blorbo around my cerebral cortex, I am up for putting them into the salad spinner for their uwu crimes. You stick around on this blog, and you will find more of that I assure you.

-My genderfluidity is a mystery to even myself sometimes, so I tend to go by they/them for simplicity. I'd say I'm still figuring out what some of my genders are, though I'd say none of them fall strictly into masculine or feminine categories, even if I like more feminine or masculine pronouns at times.

-I use the term lesbian cause it feels right. I am not attracted to men in the slightest. Edit: changed cause well, figured out identity stuff. Aroace, short for aromantic and asexual. I also am polyamorous. For anyone curious I am single, mainly because I don't know how people flirt and talking to people is hard.

-I am in many fandoms, that it has become a game of what fandom I shall fall into next. That also means my brain is full of so much fictional knowledge that I wonder if I will run out of space in my brain.

-This blog had gone through several changes over the years I've had it due to many reasons. This change particularly is me deciding fuck it, my blog means I can do whatever the fuck I want. I am nice and apeshit I suppose.

-The blog will contain mainly things I decide to put on it, whether if I like it, helping boost it, tagging potential for mutuals, and sometimes for chaos. An example of that last one would be scheduling 'thank the gnome it's friday' for a couple fridays just for kicks.

-If I send you asks, expect chaos or compliments, sometimes both. I like being a little gremlin on here, just now I am being more open about it. I have sent things of this nature on anon back when I was in my shy era.

-I have two sideblogs which are much more fandom centered. I used to keep them hidden cause I didn't want people to know I had them, but now I am letting myself be the feral nerd I am. @monkiesgobrrrr is lego monkie kid centered, and @starscreativity101 is murder drones centered.

-When interacting please don't directly dm unless I know you, you'll end up getting blocked.

-Asks in my inbox are more than welcome, expect inconsistencies as answering asks depends on my mental health and energy levels.

-If you see a reblog with the tags that I am eating your art or going feral because of it, that is my way of showing my love for it. This also applies to writing and edits.

-When I make stuff on here, I prefer reblogs over likes, and I want someone to go feral over it. Commentary is welcome as long as it doesn't derail the post.

Upon your readage of this, I hope you enjoy your stay even if it's short. Now interact as you see fit.

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the-videodame · 1 year

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Character Ask Bingo: Shigaraki, Mondo Owada, Nagito, & All Might :))

YESSS THANK U ANON

Shigaraki:

I love this mans to death!!! hes so sexy and so tragic that i cant hell but let him murder 💕 and the current long-haired feral shigaraki?? GUH BARK BARK AWOOGA

from what ive seen from a lot of the fandom is that they just love to incel-code him??? like i can kinda see why, at least surface level, but yall are so fuckin lame and tiny brained

Mondo:

BABY BOY.... BABY!!!! his survivors guilt hits me so hard every time i think about him man, he deserved better

his relationship with taka? gold. the fact he gets so nervous around girls that he cant control his volume? absolutely amazing. do i headcanon him with ADHD cause one or two other people do and it convinced me? ur god damn right

Nagito:

feral gremlin boy that i both wish to smooch on the head, but also wring his fuckin neck and throw him at the wall like a wet paper towel

his story and concept are so wild yet so compelling, and his role in the game is pretty cool towards the end!! as infuriating as he is, he deserves a happy lil gay life with hajime. send tweet

All Might:

TOSHINORI MY FUCKIN BELOVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hes so perfect theres literally not a single thing i dont like about him. hes funny, hes kind, hes gentle, he can be both buff as fuck or a skeletal twink, my two favorite kinds of men.... toshi i love you so much and if hori does anything to you in the final chapters ill go absolutely apeshit

#i love them all tho 💕#dame answers #ask game #long post

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1337wtfomgbbq · 2 years

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And because I like doing these Imma do a 'launt gremlins vs the parents' again. Cause I haven't done one of those for a hot minute.

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Okay let's go.

Emerson grabs fishing bait and Jackie grabs fishing gear. (Good job to the parents on that one, working together)

Elio breaks Gilles nose over a basket of bread (??? Isn't René the one crazy for baked-- imma shut up now)

Jacky, Andrea and Jacques get into a fight and Jacques kills them both (woof, Jacques is taking no prisoners this time)

Carlos grabs fishing bait and Graham the gear, same as Riccardo and Jim (whats with all the fishing??)

Ayrton bashes René's head in.

(This is crazy. The gremlins seem to be imploding before we even get started... Ah whatever, there can only be one winner after all)

~~~

Gilles forces Bruno to kill either Patrick or Niki and Bruno decides to kill Niki (and as sad as that sounds, props to Bruno for actually killing who they were supposed to kill. Looking at you Ayrton🤦‍♂️)

Nigel defeats Jim in a fight but spares his life (why do I have the feeling this is going to come back and bite him in the ass??)

François overhears Carlos and Nelson talking in the distance (piquemann anybody💖)

James defeats Emerson in a fight but spares his life (and he better cause that's a team mate bro)

Didier and Jacques team up with Graham (🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ to all involved)

Elio gets medical suppplies from an unknown sponsor (okay, who of yall is sponsoring the blorbo king??)

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Okay what now. Bruno, Jochen and Nelson are singing songs together; and Jim, James and Nigel are doing the same.

Carlos and Graham are also teaming up for the night, but that actually makes sense.

François just bashed Didier' head in (😳😳)

Patrick just got sponsored and got clean water (can I pretend that byby!jacques villneuve is sponsoring him... imma do it anyways)

Emerson attacks Gilles but Riccardo protects him and kills Emerson (now, that was actually a good one on the gremlins part)

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There is a lot of just foraging for food.

Elio is still getting medical supplies from his sponsor, while Graham is getting explosives from his sponsor.

Carlos steals from François (which... imma be real my piquemann brain is going apeshit)

NIGEL. This time it was that dumbass who fell into a frozen lake and drowned (Elio, avenge your boo and kill that lake. For real)

Uuh, James also got explosives (should he though??)

Gilles, Patrick and Riccardo start fighting but Patrick runs away as Gilles kills Riccardo (Gilles is still out for blood)

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Bruno just got lost in the dark (no byby no🥺)

James kills Graham slowly with a poisonous blow dart (wait, what did Graham do to you??)

Jochen got clean water from an unknown sponsor.

Nelson screams for help (although that is futile)

Now Gilles is begging Carlos to kill him?? But Carlos refuses?? (What the fuck is happening??)

Alain destroys Ayrton' supplies (cause prosenna bitchfight or something🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️)

Jim attempts to start a fire but is unsuccessful (🥺)

Jacques and Elio both get sponsored.

~~~

Carlos and Elio and Jim and Ayrton are teaming up. (The teams of gremlins and parents seem to be meaningless anyways)

Nelson, Jackie and James get into a fight and James kills them both (wow James, you are actually usefull for once.)

Jacques cannot handle it anymore and kills himself.

François killed Jochen. (Cause as I said, the teams are meaningless)

Alain gets fresh food from a sponsor.

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Wow, okay. Bruno, François, Carlos, Alain and Gilles all ganged up on Ayrzon and killed him. FIVE people ganged up and killed him. (Seems like overkill or maybe precaution🤷‍♂️)

The rest of them sleep in shifts.

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The feast:

Alain, Jim, François and Elio all say "fuck that shit" and don't go.

James, Carlos, Gilles and Patrick meanwhile track down and kill Bruno.

(I love how nobody even WENT TO the feast🤣 They either stayed away or used the time to kill Bruno🤦‍♂️)

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Gilles sees smoke in the distance but decides to stay away (cause he smart)

Elio, Carlos, François and Alain raid Jim's camp while he is out hunting.

James stabs Patrick in the back with a trident (again, James I have to applaude you, you have been pretty usefull this time around. Well done🤗)

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Carlos and Elio huddle for warmth.

François questions his sanity, while the rest sleep in shifts.

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The next day is pretty uneventfull, appart from James slicing Alain with a sword. But idk if that killed him. Let's see.

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Okay what the heck. The capitol is apparently pissed off that nobody is dying so they rapidly contract the arenas borders.

Carlos TRIPS ON A FUCKING TREE ROOT and that is why he dies.

Jim and Gilles THOSE MORONS think they can escape by running through the border??

Elio pushes James into the border like the cold hearted bitch that he is (fuck James was doing so good😭)

François is the ONLY ONE that just survives (cause he pretty!! I see what you did there capitol!!)

Fyi: Alain did die from the sword slice.

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Aaaand Elio kills François for his supplies.

Cold hearted bitch didn't I tell you.

Elio wins🥳🥳

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raeraerosenfeld · 11 months

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I'M PROBABLY GONNA MAKE THIS BLOG A CENTER FOR ALL MY OCS SOON, JUST FYI. They're not fandom OCs, they're blorbos from my brain

Rae Rosenfeld: 30... something. A mother of 2. "I'll take in any stray!" is her motto, be it animal or child. She's a weeb, a gamer, and her day job is a sys admin or something, idk, she's a computer sciencer. She's in an open relationship with her husband, Sascha. Sascha's a fuckin cuck, so sometimes he's just there. Watching. She loves helping her friends, to the point of being Leslie Knope levels of absolutely steamrolling her friends trying to solve their problems for them. She's hella maternal, and if you hurt her kids, you'll pay. She had severe anxiety and mental health issues when she was younger, and is estranged from her parents. She's going to be talking to you like a regular ass tumblr/tiktok user, because she's a nerd that way.

Zxy Tepechkie: Don't tell the others, but he's my favorite. He's vegan, magic, and brilliant. Hailed as a prodigy as a child, he was expected to become king to make his family even more prestigious than they already are. He hates politics, so he refused. When his parents didn't want to let him refuse, he said, "ok, watch this," and jumped headfirst into hardcore drugs and partying and doing things that would make nobody in their right mind want him as king. Unfortunately, his 13-14 year old ideas of "I'm too smart to get addicted" didn't work. He's clean now, but that time of his life contains secrets, trauma, and angst. And tooooons of guilt for the things he did. Also, magic folks age 1 year for every 10 regular, nonmagic years. So he's physically 19, but actually like 192.

Bane [last name redacted]: Idk his last name. He's the current king, at 18 physically, but 180+. His parents died when he was very young, so he was raised being groomed into the role of king, since the former king (dude had no kids and had to pick an heir haha) realized Zxy was PROBABLY not gonna cut it. Being raised to treat his work as his sole raison d'etre, but with a bunch of servants that would just say yes to anything, he became kinda spoiled. That spoiled became twisted when several assassination attempts when he was like 10 traumatized him enough to make him lose it. He got better, but not before torturing Zxy for months. They're on good terms now. This boy will prooooobably be speaking in a haughty, formal manner (if he's not being a huge slut and talking like he's horny on main) because he puts on a little front all the time, being a king and all.

Aubrey Rosenfeld: Rae and Sascha's son. He's 17, but real 17, despite being magic. Something funky happened to make him magic, despite his parents not being. That said, he's into being an almost cheesy level of rebellious. He'll graffiti a dick onto a cop car and then parkour away so he doesn't get caught. This boy fucking LOVES parkour and freerunning. He also loves chaos in general. Hates authority, loves being a menace to society. He's an absolute little shit gremlin boy, but a good kid. Everyone thinks he takes after Rae, but he actually takes more after his father. Was experimented on for a time for his magic when the government went apeshit bonkers and wanted to eradicate magic folks.

Willow: Fuck if I know what her last name is. She's a mercenary hired to kill Bane and Zxy but didn't, because she's not stupid. She did get to know them, however, so now she's around a lot, and good friends with Rae. She tries hard to act tough and push down any emotion, and she has severe attachment issues due to her upbringing and a past abusive relationship, but at her core, she's mischievous and loves pranks and joking around. She also looooooooooves animals. Take this girl to the damn ZOO. She's awful at cooking. Do not let her in a kitchen, unless that kitchen belongs to your enemy and you want their house burnt down.

Lili Rosenfeld: Rae and Sascha's daughter. 15, and also normal 15. She's shy, but not as severely as her mother was. She dreams of becoming a marine biologist, and loves all the little sea critters. Her favorite color is yellow. She has healing abilities, which is a big deal in my canon because literally no other magic person can do that. They're kind of wonky and hard for her to control, however. If you manage to make her upset enough, she'll wind up cussing you out like some seasoned biker gang member, which can be kinda... jarring. Tbch? I need to work on her, right now she's "boring little girl character #1." I'm nothing if not honest.

Sascha Rosenfeld: Oh ho hoooo, this guy. This guy right here. Love him, but he's a tool. Or, used to be. He'd sleep with any girl who would have him in college, and when he met Rae, he kind of fell in love without realizing. He wouldn't stop pestering her and flirting with her, which wasn't taken very well by her back then. He did have a dependable side, which is what attracted her to him at all in the first place. They got together, broke up because he's a jerk and cheated on her out of fear of commitment, then got back together after he groveled enough to satisfy her. They got married, and now he's a doting husband and, surprisingly, a good father. He was a detective, but ACAB, and since the government was actively trying to kill his kids and people like them, he stopped with all that. This man is a cuck. He's so into his wife, it's embarrassing.

RULES:

-The first rule of fight club is have fun and be yourself

-Don't godmod unless you ask, I will probably let you do it for the bit, if it's funny

-I don't really... do smut. I'm just not comfy with it. Go nuts if you do, though, I don't block or unfollow for it being on my dash

-Feel free to reply to anything I post, send asks, tag me and specify a character... whatever

-idk, more to come, it's kinda basic RP rules ig

MORE IN DEPTH INFO:

For reference, my little "world" takes place in just... the regular world? Earth? Idk, my characters are American, I'm so sorry lmao. I just always imagine them hanging out in specific parts of the States bc I'm there, but travel is easy because these magic fuckers can TELEPORT.

Magic folks are highly secretive and don't just let humans know that magic is real all willy-nilly. They're actually not supposed to at all, but, well, you form a close enough bond and you're going to find out. Accidentally or otherwise.

The main timeline story, in a nutshell, is that the former king (his name was Isaiah. Not important, it literally never comes up) had no wife or heirs of his own, so he chose between two kids he thought had potential and had ties to royalty, even if it was distant. Zxy was the brilliant shoe-in, the one whose family was focused on their position and how to advance it. Zxy's parents, Amy and Gregory, serve as envoys to the king, so when their younger son had the chance to snag that crown, they wanted it. BAD. They didn't care about their elementary school-aged son's protests that he hated politics and didn't want he job. Some things happened that took Zxy down a very dark path, which I don't wanna go too far into here because I'd rather it come up organically, but it took him out of the running.

So then child #2, Bane, gets the crown. Bane, whose parents died when he was 6 (60+, since magic people age 1 year for every 10. Physically, anyway. Mentally is kind of a mixed bag. They're definitely more mature than their human counterparts, but a teenage magic person is still going to act like a teenager.) was taken in by Isaiah immediately and groomed for the role. Normal schooling was out, this orphan child was raised learning etiquette, diplomatic skills, languages, budgeting, everything a good king would need. The servants treated him like they would a prince and basically let him get away with quite a bit. He was a precocious kid, but he grew spoiled. Repeated assassination attempts at a young age took their toll on him, mentally, until he kind of wound up paranoid and having a mental breakdown, which led to suspicion of Zxy, which led to torturing Zxy for over 3 straight months. He got better. The two are on decent terms now.

I still don't have the best handle on my magic system. It's kinda like Dragonball Z energy, but also kinda you have to have the ability and creativity to give it form, and... yeah. It's wonky. Sometimes I make my characters hold the idiot ball to avoid godmodding. It's worked well with the bestie so that sometimes nonmagic people can cause shenanigans. I take turns deciding which character I want to absolutely break and drive to desperate tears as they get the tar kicked out of them, so sometimes it's just easier to go, "Oops, someone sealed their magic." And then sometimes the would-be attacker doesn't seal them and gets murked. It's whatever works best for the plot at the time, if I'm honest.

Sometimes I reference an AU timeline, which is where pretty much all of Aubrey's characterization comes in. Rae and Sascha died (Rae was a total hellion trying to revolt against the government for being anti-magic, and it got her shot repeatedly in her kitchen for it) and then Aubrey was left at 15 to take care of his 13 year old little sister. Lili also died, and Aubrey was left all alone, avoiding authorities... when he wasn't provoking them. Two years pass from his sister's death, putting him at 17.

In the AU world, climate change has totally wrecked the world, leaving it barren and uninhabitable outside of terraformed domes for any extended period of time. It takes awhile for him to meet back up with Zxy, who, at that point, is also working to take down the anti-magic government to save everyone from extermination. The Zxy I use isn't AU Zxy, it's just plain flavored, no added spice.

Obviously, this means Rae and the rest of the family came back to life. I don't really have an explanation for that, because it was something that happened in RP with the bestie, so I've just rolled with it, because Rae is fun to write, and Sascha and Lili could stand to be fleshed out more.

The AU thing doesn't come up a lot, unless I'm feeling like being mean to Aubrey and making him sad about things that happened to him in his past.

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jjkyaoi · 3 years

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list of dsmp characters i enjoy —aka the mf’s that make my brain go brrr— & why i enjoy ‘em cause i’m bored:

C!TOMMY: this is an inniter blog. nobody’s surprised about that one chief. i could go on a long rant about how he’s a kid and he’s been put through nothing but pain, who just needs a break & needs therapy, or i could just say that little gremlin boy go brrrr

C!QUACKITY; listen. i know he’s not a good person, but also, he’s my bastard, and i just think his arc is cool, & also he’s my comfort funnyman. he’s one of the people on the smp who have lost the most so honestly i’m not blamin’ him for goin’ apeshit (/hj)

C!SCHLATT: . i don’t have an excuse this one, i just think he’s funky

C!TUBBO: he’s also a kid who’s been forced to grow up too fast, who was forced into a position of power when he was only 16 & deserves a chance to be a kid, but also he’s a bastard with nukes and a fiancé and a child and i think he’s funky

C!RANBOO: i just think his character is also super interesting, because there’s so much depth to it and so much content added to him every day —not to mention there’s a fuckin arg now, wild—and he’s one of the ppl on the smp who’s actually a good person

C!KARL: funky time traveler man go brrr . and also, he’s forgetting everybody he knows and himself but he’s continuing to time travel for the sake of the smp & ykw that’s the selflessness i like in a man, i hold him gently

C!PUFFY: i think she’s so cool, and she’s such a strong character? girl has nearly lost everyone around her & yet she’s continuing to fight/protect the people she knows need protecting, and also is one of the ppl on the smp who’s actually a good person.

C!SAM: man’s isn’t the best person & has made a pr big mistake, aka killing a child teehee, but also, he’s my comfort creeper man and he’s genuinely just trying his best to make him for his mistakes :(. also he’s one of the mf’s on this smp who can build

#i just like the sad characters can you tell #and then there’s. schlatt.#don’t ask me why i like him i will cry #mcyt #mcytblr #dream smp #tommyinnit #mcyters #dream smp spoilers #/roleplay #/rp #quackityhq #captainpuffy #awesamdude #jschlatt #tubbo #ranboo #karl jacobs

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luna-melon · 2 years

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Once Upon a Time for fandom!

Blorbo: Regina still takes up a very large amount of my brain at all times. Every now and then I'll think about her and get unreasonably emotional. I don't think I will ever get as invested in a character/redemption arc as much as I did with hers. She goes from being the main villain of the show to one of the biggest heroes, and it's a long and fascinating bumpy road for her to get there. And it's not just one long continuous path to heroism either, my girl regresses and has relapses into evil on the way there, which I know most people don't like, but I think it's realistic and it just got me more invested in her story. We stan!

Scrunkly: My gut instinct is to say Henry, but ya know what. Snow White/Mary Margaret is adorable and friend-shaped and looking back, has some of the best character moments with like... everyone. Also I love it whenever she's allowed to go apeshit.

Scrimblo bimblo: Alice/Tilly! I feel like so many people quit the show before season seven and missed out on this girl. I did not expect to fall in love with a character who arrived so late in the series. Also she makes me big gay. I don't know how I'd feel about it now but her whimsical attitude endeared me to her a lot when I first watched the final season. Also she validates the "gremlin lesbian" style of fashion I wear every day of my life.

Glup shitto: Tinkerbell. For a character who only appeared for like, half a season in total I rave about her far too much. I wish she'd stuck around and joined the main crew. Also Archie! He's my favourite side character, especially in the first season, and he sparks joy whenever he shows up.

Poor little meow meow: Zelena. You know that post that's like "yes this character has done unforgivable things but they're hot so it's okay." I don't like that post. But it's exactly how I feel about Zelena. And I hate that xD

Horse plinko: The Blue Fairy. Can't really explain this one, I just want to call her out on some of her shit.

Eeby deeby: Ho//ok. It's okay though. If he gets sent to Superhell, Zeus can just poof him back out again.

#once upon a time #thx for the ask #regina mills #mary margaret blanchard #alice jones #tinkerbell #archie hopper #zelena mills

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kolasharkattack · 2 years

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!!!opinions on mikey from rottmnt!!!

First impression:

Cute, but with some overall gremlin energy.

Impression now:

Still has that gremlin energy, but he's adorable and energetic and artsy! And I adore him so much :)

Favorite moment:

Okay, this isn't so much an moment but an episode; I really really like Repo Mantis. Donnie + Mikey Brotherhood is supreme.

Idea for a story:

Okay, I feel kinda mad but I don't have any Mikey-centric stories in my brain? There's just one future au where Mikey accidentally becomes the leader of an artist rebellion against the oppressive government, but it's just an idea :P

Unpopular opinion:

Mikey should be allowed to go apeshit... They're not just a "UWU soft boy", guys. Let him be scary, I love scary Mikey

Favorite relationship:

Mikey + Donnie friendship! I love them, they're both creative in their own ways, and I really love how they bounce off each other :)

Favorite headcanon:

Nonbinary Mikey! It just suits them really well, I adore it

#ask game #rottmnt mikey #rottmnt michelangelo #shark talks

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felswritingfire · 4 years

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I heard your plea for someone to ask for Macan nsfw and I'm here to deliver. Please, won't you drop all the juicy Macan NSFW swimming in that galaxy brain of yours?

“What are your Macan nsfw thoughts you horny gremlin?“

“YNW yeah. I'll take those NSFW macan relationship headcanons 👀.”

“Hi! I Hope you are doing okay and having a good time! I really loooove your writing! And i love the Macan headcanons, Could I ask for some nsfw headcanons for him, please?”

“Just because you asked how about some nsfw head cannons for Macan. Also because I love my big titty kitty“

“Hey Fel, it's the Macan requester and I'm here to say go crazy, go apeshit, give us the nsfw that was bouncing around in your brain for our favorite feral tiger boy >:)”

*Sobbing* Thank you all for allowing me to burst onto the scene with these, I love you all so much-

Also I kept the reader gender neutral so everyone can enjoy! If you desire something a bit more specific- don’t be afraid to ask~

Macan NSFW

General headcanons

To preface this, I’m so sorry if you’re a dom, because boi is a hardcore dom through and through, there is no getting him on the bottom and there is no over powering him and even then he’d complain the whole time, so like, idk what to tell you-

But if you are a sub/switch you’re in luck because we got a hard leaning dom right here

Macan is a much more rough and dominating partner, so he might be a bit overwhelming at first, especially if it’s your first time because he’ll just flip/twist/place you in a position he likes and he doesn’t give any verbal warning when he’ll do so, the only indication you get is when his eyes narrow and his movements begin to slow down, but that’s only a split moment before he’s moving you around

This boy is STRONK so he has a preference for showing off his strength; it’s a weird primal thing for him to prove how strong he is and that he’s the most suitable mate for you

So, he’ll press you up against walls and hold you, or he’ll move you with one hand to move you up and down on his dick- it makes him really happy that he can do that

UM, I MIGHT WANT TO MENTION HERE BUT IF YOU HAVE A SIZE KINK- 👏HE’S👏GOT👏THE👏SIZE👏

This dude is a monster: he’s got the length and the girth for you to feel the weight of it inside you as you wait for your body to accommodate the sheer size of it- also it has a very prominent vein running along the underside of it that’s pretty sensitive, just, uh, use that information as you will 👀👀

I’ve said it before, I will say it again: he bites

So I hope your a masochist/ just don’t mind getting beat up a tad

And he’s not just into biting, he’s really into just leaving any type of mark on you to signify that you his. It’s like a warning for anyone to try and come up to you and attempt to flirt with you: Try it and you die

This also puts a smile on Macan’s face when he sees them on your skin

But like, when you taught him about hickies, he was so excited and just about pounced your bones right then and there, he was like: “Fucking- I can do w h a t?????”

His favorite places to bite are your neck, tummy, and thighs (specifically your inner thighs); he knows how vulnerable these spots are on any species, so the fact that you trust him enough to mark you in those areas, because this boy bites hard to the point where he’s left some puncture/claw wounds, leaves him euphoric

That being said: he’d never purposely do anything that would leave permanent damage to you, he’d be so torn up if that happened

Really into dry humping??? He doesn’t have any defense, just that he likes how the cloth feels against him and that he likes how desperate it makes you

OH MY LORD, HE IS SO BLUNT????? LIKE, IF HE’S HORNY- HE WILL TELL YOU AND MAKE IT KNOWN

He likes,,,, to hold,,, your hand,,, as he thrusts into you- doesn’t matter what position, he will hold your hand in the softest grip

It’s crazy how much control he has over his strength

When it comes to eating you out/sucking you off, he is all for it! He gets so excited about it; he’ll straight up shove you down and go to town with no warning. AT ALL

He likes to overstimulate you, so he’ll definitely make you cum a couple of time in a row

He CAN D E E P T H R O A T, FAM-

HE CAN AND HE WILL DO IT

HE ALSO HAS THE ABILITY TO FUCK YOU WITH HIS TONGUE, NO LIE

It’s broad, but it’s long

SHOVE YOUR FACE INTO HIS TITTIES. DO IT

He may be a dom, but he likes having his nipples played with; touching his chest in general is a sure fire way to get him riled up

He doesn’t really moan, he growls and purrs more- you once heard him hiss because someone almost walked into the locker room where you two were getting freaky (you swear you tried to stop him- it’s just feral Macan is kinda hard to convince to chill the fuck out) and it freaked you and the guy (Pollux) the fuck out

Speaking of feral Macan: he has fucked you a totally of two times in his berserk form and both times you couldn’t walk for straight for two weeks

He felt terrible and got you whatever you wanted for those said two weeks

Um, lots of dirty talk???? Like, especially when he’s close to coming, like, he’ll start rambling about how tasty you are and how much he wants to eat you and make you part of him

Also praises a lot too, those come out at random times

High key is into cumming inside you, he will do it with no warning either

He hates condoms so good luck trying to convince him to wear one, fam

He has endless stamina, so he can go all night, so safe word is in order because he’ll just keep thrusting, man

HE LOVES AFTERCARE AND WILL LITER KISSES ALL OVER YOUR NOSE

HE SOFT

HE’LL GET YOU WHATEVER YOU NEED, SOFT TIME

S O M F T

He will also groom you out of habit, but he’ll be really gentle with his licks uwu

To make a long story short: he’s a real good time if you want a rough ride and sweet aftercare

#n/s/f/w #macan #housamo imagine #housamo #tokyo afterschool summoners #x reader #enby reader #reader insert #headcanons #THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH #Also the galaxy brain?????#Best compliment I've been given

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animentality · 4 years

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So...I was sort of bored with Steven Universe Future for a bit...

Because for a long stretch, it just seemed like the plot was going nowhere.

But these most recent episodes have restored my faith in Steven Universe.

Not just for confirming Steven suffers from PTSD, which is amazing and heartbreaking and good for the Crewniverse for showing children what PTSD looks like, but also because... it’s just so good?

Like the episode where Greg tries to convince Steven that he needs “freedom” and can solve his problems through doing what he did, which was basically run away from home...

That episode was fucking amazing because we see how for the first time, maybe ever, Greg and Steven are totally at odds.

Greg doesn’t understand that Steven’s childhood was radically different than his.

He DID grow up with freedom, but now, as a young man, he longs for the safety and security of a normal, regulated life.

He WISHES he’d had a bed time, a stable home, a stable family life, planned vacations, everything that normal kids got.

And Greg, the free-willing dad, who’s been so charming throughout the whole series, is just not understanding that the pressure of being your dead mom’s surrogate and the legacy of a millenia-old alien war?

I mean, wouldn’t you want some stability after spending your whole life cleaning up the instability left by your own free-wheeling mother?

I mean Jesus.

I might criticize SU’s writing from time to time, and I don’t agree with some of the SU fandom’s nutjob “these three lines foreshadow the entire plot of season 4.”

But this episode is seriously the best writing.

We’ve never seen them at odds, because Greg is so easygoing you really don’t expect him to ever be super stressed or argue with his kid.

AND amusingly enough, when Steven tells him off, and crashes the van, Greg’s reaction is... to congratulate him and tell him that he would’ve never had the courage to tell his parents off.

And you know what really perfects the episode for me???

STEVEN. DOESN’T. FEEL. BETTER.

I’m not sure on this, but this might be the first time where “open communication” and “honesty” didn’t immediately fix everything.

Seriously.

I love SU, but even i can admit, sometimes I get sick of the idea that if we just explain why we’re mad, then the person making us mad will just instantly stop doing whatever they were doing.

FINALLY, we get a scenario where two characters are at odds....but they DON’T resolve their issues through talking and just make up, and everyone’s fine and dandy.

Steven is PISSED.

And rightfully so.

And you know what, maybe this is just my gremlin brain speaking, but I actually really liked that Steven really was sick of Greg’s overly easygoing manner.

Like.

FUCK yeah?

Steven Universe has every right to be fucking furious and tired of the message that’s been repeated over and over ad nauseam throughout the whole show.

Open communication and trust and honesty and love are all UWU valid, but...

Man, don’t you just wanna go APESHIT sometimes?

Don’t you WANT to be allowed to be angry and pissed and hurt and don’t you sometimes want to NOT communicate, to let it stew up inside until it blows up?

And then we moved onto to Jasper’s episode and....I’ll save that for another post, but holy shit. Also an amazing episode.

These episodes of SU:F have really made up for the rest of the season in my opinion.

I was really getting bored of the daily life episodes, but...these episodes have just been stellar.

Steven’s emotional and psychological struggles have just been such a fitting and troubling end to his story. I’m not sure how they’ll be resolved, but now that they’re finally kicking into high gear, I finally feel like this season has justified its continued existence.

#steven universe #su spoilers

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headoverjojo · 5 years

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Scenario for Ghia with an s/o that finds his voice SUPER FUCKING SEXY and the gremlin take advantage of that shit

I’VE FINALLY DONE IIIIT *faints* I apologize for the shameful delay, I hope the scenario meets your expectations and actually results worth of a so long wait!

Ghiaccio with a s/o who finds his voice super sexy, he knows it and takes advantage of it, like the gremlin he is

(Under the cut for reeeally light NSFWish hints but oh well, safeness!)

As a top tier assassin, Ghiaccio was used to search for the weak point in his enemy. Even if he was reckless in his actions, he always took the time to find an opening to better attack: without that he would have died soon.

This was a habit so rooted in him that, by now, he studied everyone around him trying to find their weak point: for Formaggio it was enough to ridicule his stand power to make him go apeshit and so make him do something stupid; if someone told Melone that he would have been a horrible father, he would have been so hurt to leave an opening for an attack; and for you, his adorable lover, it was enough his voice.

When he found it out, he couldn’t believe it. Really your knees got weak and jelly when he spoke? Really your brain froze, in full error, when you heard him growl? And you felt shivers run down your spine when he talked with a low, dangerous voice?

Oh. This was really interesting.

He didn’t waste such an opportunity. When you expected less, he was here, his chest pressed on your back, his cold hands on your waist, and his mouth near your ear, talking in a low and bit raspy tone, darkly chuckling at your obvious shivers and your stuttered complains. You were such a cute little thing…!

“G-Ghia, drop it…!” you protested again, when he, for the umpteenth time, slid behind you to whisper in your ear. He chuckled, amused, letting his hands run on your stomach, brushing the little skin that peeked between the hem of your shirt and your jeans.

“Drop what? I’m not doing anything, kitty.” he replied, careful to soft blow on your ear and to coat his words with dangerous and sweet honey. You almost gasped, feeling your knees so weak that they seem on the verge to collapse.

“Y-you’re using your voice again…!” you continued, making him laugh again. It was hard to get such a reaction from Ghiaccio, being him always so grumpy and stressed, but since he discovered this he was more relaxed, even more playful. Always when you were alone, of course: no one could see you as a beautiful blushing mess. This was a sight just for his eyes.

“How could I speak if I cannot use my voice, hm?” he replied, with a smug smirk. You squirmed under his velved words, feeling in your veins the sweet way he rolled the letters on his tongue, as they were a honey river…

You shook your head, trying to recover from the thick haze that had submerged your poor brain, gritting your teeth. He couldn’t win every time!!

“Well, use sign language.” you muttered, making him laugh even more. He hummed near your ear and you had to close your eyes, tightening your thighs. Damn him, damn him…!!

“It’s always fun to see how much my voice shakes you…” he observed, making you pout. He even had the guts to make fun of this, like it wasn’t a problem!

“It’s not fun! I-it’s, well… embarrassing!” you finally exclaimed, making him quirk an eyebrow. Was it, so?

He neared his face again to yours, sinking it in the crock of your neck, deeply inhaling and kissing it, making you whimper. He smiled a little, going back to your ear, tightening his hold on your waist. Well, if that was the only way to make you feel less embarrassed…

“I feel weak every time I sniff your scent, you know? It’s my weak spot.” he admitted, while your eyes widened. For all that time you almost feared that what you felt was too much, that he was doing that just to mess up with you without actually feeling as involved as you, but now things have just changed…

He was really involved, if what he was saying was true -and Ghiaccio wasn’t one who lied, even to the point to seem rude-, so, well… he too had a weakness. You were his weakness, as much as he was yours.

“And it’s not a bad thing, you know? Oh, well, until now it wasn’t.” he continued, with a toothy grin that you felt on your soft skin. Your mind was flooded with images that even Melone would have found too lewd and you deeply blushed, trying to shut everything out. It wasn’t time to think about the things that his damn voice had lead you both to!

“Yeah, I suppose so…” you finally agreed, with a sigh. He hummed, with a small smile, going back to softly kiss and sniff your neck, making you shiver even more than before.

“Ghiaccio…?” you murmured, frowning, when his hands shamelessly roamed under your shirt. Once more, you felt his grin on your skin, as he lifted a little his face up to watch your profile.

“Do you want me to stop…?” you gritted your teeth, hearing his soft, velvet tone, just slightly hoarse, the one he knew you couldn’t resist. You sighed, tilting your head, to give him more access to your neck, surrendering.

“Please, don’t stop…” you murmured, starting to really enjoy his ministrations. Another smirk graced his lips, as they pressed once more on your skin. Another win for him and his damn voice, it seemed…

Oh, well.

You couldn’t really complain about it.

#jjba #vento aureo #la squadra di esecuzione #ghiaccio #neutral s/o #s/o sensitive to ghiaccio's voice #scenario #not so sfw #dianezeppelijoestar

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