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stanningjay2 · 1 year

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Hey all. I got some spicy AF queer vampire nonsense that will be coming your way (pun absolutely intended) in Feb 2023!

Valentines with Vampires has a nice ring to it, No?

I have the first chapter FREE on Patreon if you’d like a taste!

There is smut in the first chapter.

I’ve been posting chapters early over there—patrons are up to chapter four at time of writing this post.

((FWIW the ‘young’ guy was turned into a vamp at 20 & is about 150 years old))

Title: Dress the Neck Becomingly

Chapter one: Practical Etiquette for Single Gentlemen

Royce

What had I been thinking?

Perched on the stool at the corner of the bar, I took a gulp from my beer. I’d ordered my same old usual. Several, actually. I may as well have been wearing a sandwich board that read, “I don’t belong here.”

It had taken me six weeks of denial, two weeks of drunken pining, and five days of psyching myself up to get here. I didn’t know what miracle I’d hoped to achieve by dragging my ass to a trendy, queer nightclub downtown instead of the pub down the street from my apartment.

No matter where I sat, I was still the same old boring Royce Davis I’d always been.

The same old boring Royce Davis who’d been dumped on his ass nine weeks ago by his boyfriend of three years.

“I need more, Royce.”

“More what?” I’d asked, floored when I’d come home from an eighteen-hour shift to Derek and his suitcase. I’d just wrapped up a case that had left me…changed. It had shattered the very foundations I’d thought the world was built on. All I’d wanted was to come home, to my normal apartment, my normal life. Instead, I’d had the normal fucking rug pulled out from under me.

Derek had shaken his head sadly. “Just…more.”

Whatever the fuck that meant.

But I guess I knew on some level, because here I was with some bullshit point to prove. I could be spontaneous. I could be exciting. I could try new things. I could be…more. I would have laughed if it wasn’t so damn pathetic.

I’d put on my hippest outfit, such that it was, and dragged myself out of the house in an Uber. Now I sat here like a bump on the proverbial log, and all I wanted to do was go back to my place and crawl into bed. I drained my beer glass and set it on the bar.

“What are you drinking?”

I looked away from the bar and almost choked on my tongue. The most beautiful guy on the fucking planet had approached my lonely seat, any sound of his footsteps camouflaged by the pounding beat of the club music. I looked around, trying to find someone else he might be speaking to because it sure as hell couldn’t be me, but there was no one. Not even the bartender had approached my little storm cloud in like, half an hour. But this guy was here, standing far too close, and he was moving in closer. My knees widened to make room for him like I’d been given a command. He gave me a soft, shy little smile, one pointy canine poking out over his plump bottom lip as he fluttered his lashes, eyes fixed on me like I was the most fascinating man in the room.

He was probably drunk.

Or high.

Jesus, he looked young. Way too young for me, and possibly too young to be in this club, which was twenty-one and over. “How old are you?” I blurted.

He laughed, his nose scrunching up, the dusting of freckles on his cheeks drawing my eye as the strobing lights splashed across them. Leaning in, he let his lips brush my ear as he whispered, “Old enough.”

Read the rest of the chapter FREE on Patreon

#sj writes #writing #my writing #novels #patreon #indie authors #support artists #support writers #teaser #vampires #vampire romance #Emmaline strange #steamy #spicy books

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justanerd4dayz · 3 years

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See all of this, I want this. But do I have it….No. I’m just gonna go lay down and cry my eyes out cause I’m a lonely bitch

#lgbtq #lesbian #pansexual #girls who like girls #wlw #pride #my queer ass is lonely af #sapphic #loner life #lonelybitch #I just want someone to love #venting #bisexual

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lefttigerobservation · 3 years

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(Photo by https://unsplash.com/@alexasoh)

i'm gonna be honest w/ y'all first: this month was Not at all productive. i had major school work & an all-round lack of motivation, but nonetheless, i got things done! and i'm pretty proud of myself for making minute progress anyway <3

basic statistics!

words written: overall, +/- 19 114! (TFG: 11 506)

total (A4) page count: as usual..... very long..... :) i'm waiting for it to load and it's Crawling up the 300 portion. 366!

thing i'm proudest of doing: finally putting into words this one thought i had Ages ago about how zephyr kinda feels... left behind? considering all her friends are married/ have kids/ have a partner/ have something other than work (as much as she loves it) to drive them? it just felt very. rooted. and i love that passage.

things i Need to do: still need to attempt to write at least a hundred words a day. school & shenanigans have been Too busy and covid is still kicking my ass <3 motivation!! need to get that. and hoping to finish chapter nine & start chapter ten by the end of september... aiming to finish chapter eleven and start chapter twelve by the YEAR END AA.

comments and shenanigans!

i feel like a pretty good summary of my current writing schedule is that "this is fine" dog meme with the plants surrounding it. you know?

BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING: i'm letting myself take breaks. i used to pressure myself (and still semi-am considering i want to finish tfg Next Year <3) to keep to one wip when now i realised i don't have to Write another, but i can Plan it.

hence! say it like it is has a revival! with all new characters, an actual plot, and queer folk! because i can :)

i'm genuinely excited to start developing them before i go back to my usual schedule with tfg <3

tfg related comments: i really love zephyr's ability to make me absolutely in shambles,,,, /lh & also, i spent like ten minutes yesterday solely thinking about lucille being a dumbass and it warmed my heart. when you get little sleep, that's the answer: think about your ocs. i dare you. do it.

my heart goes out to scottish girlfriend abigail who is, also, a mess. they fit well together for the time being <3 while lucille doesn't understand feelings and is lonely af <3 i feel so sorry for her lmao......

and that's it this month! i'm sorry to keep it so short, but i am... fatigued. i hope y'all are as excited as i am for the rest of my work to come <3

#writeblr #tfg #the female gaze #monthly writing updates #writing update #august 2021 #writing ch9 #writing ch 9 #writers on tumblr #writing community #lefttigerobservation

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tyto11 · 4 years

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slowly handling shit: part 71

preface: i’m late by like, over a week - because i’m scheduled thursday for a meeting with my trans mentor!!!!!! some trans/nb folk at my uni set up a mentorship program, so i’m moving shs to. idk, uh - friday i guess. come to think of it, my weeknights are pretty full. i have a queer poc meeting fridays. i think. i think wednesdays are clear. wednesday it is!

sleep: moved my wake time to 9:30 so i can sleep at 1:30 and wake up with my sleep cycle (it’s a thing, sleep cycles last 90 minutes, so if you wake up after a ninety minute chunk you’ll feel less tired). i’ve been staying up later though. i’ll take melatonin tonight so i can pass out for tomorrow

ex and flex: my ankle’s almost fully healed! i’m gonna wait til next week to do any exercise, bc it’s still tender, but it’s nice to be able to shower without fear

flora & fauna: i gotta trim my basil and feed squishy - obviously the correct procedure is to trim the basil and feed it to squishy.

face care: been p good! my upper lip is getting kinda dry bc i’m running out of lip balm; might pick some up today. we’ll see.

room cleaning: laundry’s in the washer rn, i’m gonna move it to the dryer in time to get clean sweatpants to wear to and from work.

socializing + how i’ve been: first part of the week was pretty ehn. felt kinda lonely, pretty ass - friends were busy and whatnot, but the next few days i did calls n shit and felt a lot better. i’ve been slacking on schoolwork, which is prolly gonna come bite me soon, and i have a midterm monday i forgot about until yesterday - but it’s open textbook so i should be okay. i’m also back to work - i missed two weeks, and my biggest struggle is figuring out what i want to eat for meals. on one hand, i should try to get some veg in. on the other hand, french fries are good af. might treat myself this week and get chicken tenders. who’m i kidding, i’m getting chicken tenders with fries.

bonus things i’d like to mention: plum sauce is my favourite sauce to plate? like. the texture is lovely. the viscosity is very pleasing. lil plum bits floating inside. blue cheese dip is my least favourite. it’s so runny, and the mouth of the bottle is so wide- it’s so easy to spill it and drip on the plate, and most people don’t even use it. i don’t even like blue cheese >:( plum sauce is amazing. plum sauce is tasty. it comes with chicken tenders.

#tyto stuff #tyto tries

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ipictureitsoftandiache · 5 years

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honestly fuck all y’all nasty ass crackers for invalidating and minimizing the impact and importance of selfie night lmao i know critical thinking is hard and all but maybe you motherfuckers should actually analyze your place in the existing social hierarchy (like the rest of us have been forced to do our entire fucking lives)

it’s not about posting pictures of yourself for the sake of posting pictures of yourself ffs please read a book

selfie night means a lot of things to a lot of people and i would never claim to speak for everyone but here’s what i (a person who does not post on selfie night but does enjoys seeing pictures of people that aren’t name kailynne) love about selfie night

i feel less alone. do u know how shitty it feels to feel other? no i don’t give a shit about how u were bullied in sixth grade mckaeyleh lol u ever been told to go back to a country you’ve never fuckin seen? do u know how crushing it is to feel like you’re somehow less of ur identity bc u stan some white bitch from pennsylvania? like somehow stanning miss swift means u revoke ur rights to be ethnic or gay or disabled? do u know how much it sucks to have people erase very important parts of your personhood because “we’re all the same why do we need separate selfie nights?” do u know the nebulous ways our identities shape our lives? i am not totally and completely defined by being mixed race, or queer, or disabled — but fuck, those identities and how i navigate the world with them are intirinsically linked to who i am. and it’s comforting to know i’m not the only one. because god, it’s so lonely to look out at an endless sea of faces and see no one like you

it’s representation. on our terms. y’all love to tout of pictures of taylor with nonwhite fans whenever someone calls her a white supremacist (which is creepy btw and y’all are gross af) as if taylor’s black fans exist only to disprove accusations of racism. you use nonwhite fans as tokens (i literally cannot get over y’all taking poc’s pictures, which they share bc they’re so happy they got to meet their idol, and share them without their consent for others to deride) when it’s convenient. we don’t exist because we’re a fuckin tool! my mexican ass ain’t here to serve as proof that taylor isn’t a racist trump supporter! why is it that y’all are ok with trading us around like fuckin pokémon cards but the second we exercise agency and present ourselves the way WE want to it’s not ok? i know some of y’all can’t read anything but taylor’s album forewords but i beg u to pls read up on representation and how that does not mean what u think it means! representation doesn’t just mean acknowledgment that we exist in whatever way is most palatable for you. we refuse to live on breadcrumbs. representation means making people see and acknowledge us on our own terms. that’s why selfie night is important u numbnuts! selfies are literally about saying “here i am i think i look cute and *I* want to share this picture.” selfie nights are about saying “i’ve been told my whole life that i’m not meant for public consumption bc of my identity but i exist and here i am. i don’t exist for public consumption. i exist for me.” selfie nights are about saying “the world is built against people like me but my existence is in and of itself an act of resistance and i refuse to be ashamed of the things i’ve been shamed for my whole life.” honestly just the idea of selfie night.....how it literally symbolizes marginalized people taking control of how they are represented in this fan base.......the flavor........the minds of @ofrunningfoxes and @nliallofficial are truly unparalleled and y’all need to show some respect

there’s honestly no excuse for y’all to be so uneducated lmao take a break from reading taylor’s poetry to find clues about ts7 and head to the library (its free!) to read books to find clues about like.....life (if u can’t go to the library no worries! google is free! and y’all clearly have internet! i’d be happy to help u find resources if u ask!)

aight i’m done just know that if ur frothing at the mouth ready to type some snippy reply about how i’m just a dumb beaner or whatever please know a) i am more educated than you (this is not a fight u want lmao i literally study social theory) b) i am smarter than you c) i am sexier and more beautiful than you and d) i don’t care

#do swifties deserve human rights?#w@nk #long post #im so.....tiredt #mine.txt

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alessandramortt · 5 years

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Fandom Favourites Meme

The lovely @herald-divine-hell tagged me :3 and it’s been literal years since I’ve done one of these, so thank you a lot, you beautiful person! ♥♥♥

Rules: List ten of your favorite characters from ten different fandoms!

@stealingyourdreams @euglassiavvatsonia @lovecanbesostrange @lelianasface @dickeybbqpit @sukerpunch94 @kanjogirl @caityagainstgaywashing and whoever else that wants to, also no obligation obviously.

this was fun! i felt like i went back in time several years idk why, like this kinda stuff hasnt popped up in my dash/inbox in a whiiiile

1) LELIANA, Dragon Age (light of my life, ma raison d'être, could stab me in the back and I’d thank her, angsty but soft murder wife, 12/10 would fall in love with her again)

2) Ororo Munroe | Storm !!!, Marvel comics (My queen, my goddess, my mom. maybe it’s better she doesnt have her movie, that way they can’t not do her justice, honestly a legend and an omega level mutant, fight me)

3) Olivia Colomar | Sombra, Overwatch (have you ever seen someone so beautiful you started crying? the moment i watched Infiltration my soul was sold, apparently I have a thing for lone wolf ish morally dubious touch starved subterfuge women, who would’ve thunk it)

4) Barbara Gordon | Batgirl/Oracle, DC Comics (smart, beautiful, clever, gorgeous, amazing, aweinspiring, showstoppi--. an absolute fucking nerd and owner of my heart, member of the deserves more than to be deaged at every turn club!! make her oracle again you cowards)

5) Sara Lance | White Canary, Arrowverse (confident lethal bi assassins are my shit ok, may my beloved captain find refuge from bad writing and bland ass white toast time beckys in fanfic and in fan’s hearts, amen)

6) Raven, Teen Titans (you remember that meme where it said that if you liked Raven, among others, as a kid you’re now gay/queer........well. they were right. she’s also in the deserves more than to be deaged at every turn club)

7) Valkyrie, MCU (tragic backstory, check, problematic fav, check, could murder me in her sleep, check, hot af, check, her actress Tessa said bi and thorkyrie rights, check....me dead on the floor, check)

8) Diana of Themyscira, DC Comics (that’s 2 for 1 fandom but i mean. it’s Diana. i can’t not include her. she’d want you to forgive me. what a badass noble warrior queen, i’m too gay for this --me anytime i see her in anything ever. but fuck the new52)

9) Peggy Carter, MCU (cheating again, sorry. our Lord and Saviour Margaret ‘Peggy’ Elizabeth Carter, here to fuck shit up with a stapler, on point fashion sense, hair perfectly curled, and lipstick as red as the blood of her enemies. steadfast morals and high competence, truly a distinguised bicon who doesn’t deserve a quarter of the hate/downtalk the fandom gives her 25/7 that’s dismissive at best and misogynistic at worst)

- Steve Rogers | Captain America, MCU (they��re a package deal! and i couldnt leave him out. what a good boi. what a dude. not a perfect soldier, but a good man. doesnt hurt that he’s hot af. would die for him. will defend him till i die)

-- me and him when people think being a good fucking person is boring and that he owes anything to anyone and doesnt deserve his happy ending.

10) Asami Sato, The Legend of Korra (mako can go eff himself but his face when he saw Asami for the first time? same, dude)

#thank you for the tag!#made me smile #sorry for replying so late and also for like. going off lmao #i just love them all so much #tag meme #leliana #ororo munroe #sombra #diana #raven #babs #sara #peggy #steve #asami #i repeat dont feel the need to do this tho my dudes

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langst-wins · 5 years

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the last thing i'm gonna say about voltron, unintentional queerbaiting, and major s8 plotholes, and then imma shut up and let y'all be free from my long bitch ass s8 posts so we can get back to regularly scheduled klance fanfics & fanarts

yes, they queerbaited us with shiro as rep. not in the sense that he wasn't queer but in the sense that they hyped us up for his relationship with adam, made us think we were gonna see an adashi reunion, and we ended up getting like 90 seconds top of LGBT content over the entire series.

no, I highly doubt they did it intentionally. yes, they did admit they fucked up and apologized several times. yes, I appreciate the apology and I understand that they're human beings and people make mistakes and overlook things sometimes. like they said, they never meant to make anyone feel baited. they really thought they were going to get a good response. lauren called voltron a "learning experience" in the open letter to the fandom after s7. I think she meant learning experience in general ofc but I think she also meant they've learned how to and how not to do LGBT rep in a show.

but I will absolutely be taking any promises of LGBT rep from lm and jds with a grain of salt. i will absolutely be watching their future works from afar and not getting myself too invested until the series ends and I can watch it as a whole while knowing what to expect.

I dont think they MEANT harm but y'all...they fucked up. they know it, and they apologized. it shows maturity that they apologized in that open letter after s7 and at the final nycc panel, and again, I appreciate that.

but I would rather they have not said anything about LGBT rep, ever, and just let gay shiro be a nice surprise. then, the minimal rep we received would have been wonderful and a nice warm surprise instead of a huge disappointment. it was only a disappointment because it didn't live up to the hype they made for it. and I know the hype was partially due to marketing they had no control over, but it was absolutely partially them, too.

they didn't promise LGBT content in LoK and canon korrassami ended up being a nice surprise even though it was minimal. that was how they SHOULD have done shiro's sexuality if they knew it was going to be a small thing. I would rather they have kept their lips zipped about LGBT, not announced gay shiro ahead of time, and just it be what it was when seasons 7 and 8 came out.

again, I dont think the bait was intentional, but it was bait all the same.

you are not crazy or too sensitive if your feelings are hurt/you feel baited by this show. you are not a shitty person if you just dont trust them right now. dont let people tell you otherwise. it's okay to take a step back from their work and wait to see how their next show plays out before you get involved.

i really do love voltron, even though s8 was confusing af, seasons 1-7 were LIT. I enjoy bits and pieces of s8 but mostly it was a let down. not only because of rep, just because a lot of things didn't make sense to me and a lot of the problem solving just felt way too convenient.

like I feel like every conflict in the plot was resolved way too easily and/or in ways that didnt make sense. and I feel like most of the characters' futures in the credits didnt really match up to those characters personalities. specifically lance, hunk, and keith.

lance staying on earth with his family, spreading allura's message to carry on her legacy? makes perfect sense, valid af. lance becoming a farmer? not so much. I feel like he would have been better suited as teaching classes as a pilot instructor at the garrison or smth similar. altean lance still gave me whiplash and left me confused af but he looks so damn 👌👌👀👀🙌🙌😭 with his cute ass altean marks that I'm just gonna let that one go for the sake of aesthetic.

hunk becoming a chef? not ooc necessarily but I feel like he would have been better suited as a diplomat. y'know. ambassador to earth sort of thing.

keith aiding in recovery efforts and being a humanitarian (...alien-itarian...? idk). okay let's be real we all knew this edgy boi has a soft ass heart. I think hes just mature enough now to let his walls come down and not be afraid of caring ig. which is sweet and nice and all. but I feel like he wouldnt...JUST be doing that. like he would still want the battle and the adrenaline and the badass mf fight sequences. that's kinda his Thing.

shiro marrying a rando? I would have preferred adam to not die and them end up getting back together once shiro returned to earth. i just feel like there was no reason to kill off adam? shiro has already suffered so much, what was the point? but i'm not gonna hate on curtis bc we dont know jackshit about him and for all we know he could be a bombass dude. shiro looked happy tho and it's better than him being forever alone so I can hesitantly accept that ig. but on one condition and one condition only: their ship name must be shirts. if their ship name is not shirts then I dont want it

allura's death was pointless. i havent seen anyone disagree with this one so far. her life was full of suffering and then she died. like can we all just agree she was done dirty and it was entirely unnecessary.

dont come @ me with "you just dont like s8 bc your ship wasnt canon"

that's not it at all.

they could have made this season so amazing and still not have made klance canon. they could have left me disappointed in no klance but still happy because the finale made my heart go dynamite BOOM. I could have ended the last episode with no canon klance and still been smiling because the plot was bitchin' and the characters were all alive and happy.

but they didnt, so I wasnt. it just...wasnt a good season. it had good aspects, yes, but as a whole? meh.

season 8 was poorly handled. it really was. it had so much potential to end with EVERY character having a positive ending and still have an actual satisfying conclusion to the war. I know they wanted to show how heavy and serious and heartbreaking the war actually was, but you can make an emotional, heavy finale without killing off a main character and leaving her main character love interest lonely and grieving. like im sorry killing allura and leaving lance sad and lonely was not necessary at all to the plot it just flat out wasnt. they did those characters dirty and they did allurance shippers even dirtier.

allurancers cheered seeing their ship canon then had it ripped out from under them and my heart honestly grieves worse for my allurance and allura stan fam than my klance fam. they did y'all so wrong and i'm sorry it had to go down like that.

sheith shippers got fucked over when all that development and relationship and growth culminated into basically nothing in the final season. like as a broganes stan even i was taken aback by the sudden radio silence between them so I cant imagine how let down actual sheith shippers feel.

us adashi shippers? obvious. adam's death was not necessary. and dont tell me it was to show the heaviness and realness of death in war because vld does NOT have a track record of dead characters staying dead. they could have at least gave us some mild development with shirts (lmfao im so sorry but shirts) and let us see more of curtis as a character. like...literally just two 60 second scenes would have been nice. they could have easily fit that in.

us klancers got fucked over by unnecessary parallels to canon ships. they could have made it a cute platonic friendship in s8 and let us enjoy it and proceed to enjoy fanon klance without all those blatant parallels to shay/hunk that just left us confused. and the parallels in earlier seasons. like why did you have to make so many parallels to romantic moments and romantic tropes if it was platonic. why did you have to go and do that. what was the point.

s8 could have ended in such a way that shippers of every ship in the fandom were satisfied with the finale because their faves were treated right and the plot was fire. it had so much potential in the first half and could have been so damn good.

it wasnt though. the entire thing was so confusing and nothing about it felt like vld. It feels like a spin off or a reboot. I dont like s8 as a whole and I doubt I ever will. it might grow on me in time but I'll never fully like it, y'know. everything about it felt so tilted and off and just wrong.

but it really just be like that sometimes ig.

#i wont be responding to comments on this #feel free to send an ask w your thoughts #but no promise i'll answer it #klance #voltron #sheith #allurance #adashi #vld

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chasers17 · 7 years

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Questionare

I was tagged by some queer named @phallical

Where do you currently live? Grand Rapids, MI

Where would you prefer to live if given the option, and why? Anywhere near the ocean. Because I like the ocean.

Shoe size? 11

Can you fall asleep on your back? I can, but I usually fall asleep cuddling a pillow because I'm a lonely bitch

Is there a movie/book/show/game you’re looking forward to? What about it has you most excited? I usually don't find out about exciting new things until they're already out. Butttt, I am excited for Trixie and Katya's new show, and the sequel to Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

Wine, or hard liquor? What is one of your preferred drinks? Wine when I'm drinking at a house to get drunk, girly ass mixed drinks when I'm at the bar. Amaretto/Whiskey/Tequila Sours and Long Islands will get me naked real quick. Buy me many.

Physical touch, do you enjoy it? What’s your favorite spot, what spot do you not want to be touched? I like physical touch so much I've been asked to lay off by an ex before. But all I require is like... our legs touching while we sit on the couch. Nothing major but i don't feel connected to a person I'm with unless there's at least a small amount of physical contact. I like my legs being touched. I don't like my ears being touched.

Go into your Youtube history and provide the link to the 7th video in the list. It's a video about a self disabling, one use syringe to prevent the transfer of blood borne illness. I'm a slut for medical technology lmao

What was the last song you listened to? My ex got a new man, so naturally You Oughta Know by Alanis Morisette 💅🏼😂

Water or Silicone based? Spit bitch 👊🏼💦

lol jk I'm weak af. Silicone 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

The most illicit controlled substance you’ve partaken in? Near the end of the healing of my tonsil removal, I wasn't in pain anymore but I totally took my narcotic pain killers a couple times just because they felt good and made me sleep 8 hours. But if that doesn't count, then weed.

If you could get your friends/family to watch one specific gay movie, which one would it be? I'd have my friends watch 4th Man Out because that's literally my friendship with my best friends. And I'd have my family watch Brokeback Mountain. It's cliche as hell but I'd love for them to see how people struggle with coming to terms with their feelings, and how it's not a choice. And that the world is still a dangerous place for gay people who's family and friends reject them. But my dad would turn it off at the sex scene anyway so 🤷🏼‍♂️

Do you listen to Podcasts? If so do you listen to them while you’re doing something else? I occasionally listen to Shane and Friends with Shane Dawson and What's the Tee with Rupaul and Michelle Visage. Usually while driving

What do you do on a Sunday? Sundays are my only days off, so usually it's a long cycle of sleeping, jacking off, eating, and repeat.

Birth sign, and zodiac? What do you like most about both, what do you like least. If you could pick which would you prefer? I'm a Libra. It's the only zodiac sign representative of an inanimate object, which says a lot about who I am as a person.

In front of my salad? Inside my salad. Don't be a bitch.

Last book or comic you enjoyed? Just reread the Harry Potter series for the idk how many-th time.

A kink or fetish you have, can you explain how it became one for you? Ass tattoos..... I saw an ass tattoo on a beefy guy in the gym locker room and was like "shit"  Supply the link to either an image or video you think will bring a chuckle to those that follow you?

http://gimmeinfo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/pets-cat-dog-2-1100x866.jpg

I'll tag @tazortma @hyperspacialrealm @caniklingen @kaiser-augustus-99

#tagged

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nesthemonster · 7 years

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Alphabet Questionsss Y'ALL

I was tagged by @queen—of-the-queers (thank youuuuuu for the tag)

Rules: Answer the questions in a new post and tag blogs you would like to know better!!

a - age: 20 (I’m old, I know)  b - birthplace: Italy  c - current time: 21.52  d - drink you last had: water  e - easiest person to talk to: @gratitudejoyandsorrow as she my friend-big sister-fairy godmother and everything in between  f - favourite song: ATM I’m digging so HARD The Lonely Island stuff AND MAAN THOSE GOOD GOOD BOYS. Anyway I’m kinda stucked with ‘Great Day’ and ‘Finest Girl’ (PLEASE DO LISTEN TO IT AND THEN WATCH THE SNL SKIT CAUSE IT’S SO DAMN GOOD)  g - grossest memory: blood cloths in the nostrils of the patient at the last autopsy I witnessed to  h - horror yes or horror no: HELL YES  i - in love?: unfortunately yes *sighs*  j - jealous of people?: YOU CAN BET YOUR ASS  k - killed someone?: no. thought of HOW I could kill someone? Definitely.  l - love at first sight or should I walk by again: lust at first sight, definitely yes. Love is so much more complex and all that jazz and can’t be built on just one 'sight'  m - middle name: none.  n - number of siblings: 1 brother  o - one wish: became a full doctor as soon as possible.  p - person you called last: myself (as I wanted to know if my phone speakers worked) ((I may have dropped my phone into my soup)) ((( DON’T LAUGH AT ME)))  q - question you’re always asked: “WHY DIDN’T YOU ANSWER AT YOUR DAMN PHONE?“  r - reason to smile: you’re breathing, you’re A L I V E.  s - song you sang last: Finest Girl (I know, I know)  u - underwear color: striped blue and gray  v - vacation: S A N T O R I N I or my beach house.  w - worst habit: I’m the procrastination queen and I don’t have faith in me, most of the times  x - x-rays: COOL AF BUT AT THE SAME TIME DANGEROUS AF.  y - your favourite food: does answering 'ALL’ count?  z - zodiac sign: Libra.

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@buckybarneshairpullingkink @ruth-hamilton-delrio @sunshinemiranda @sunriseovertheroomwhereithappens @fragmentofmymind @congratsonhamlet @yayhamletnonstop @palmsprings-dancingontables and you reading, I’d like to know you better to 💙

#tli #the lonely island #andy samberg #akiva schaffer #jorma taccone

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fyrapartnersearch · 6 years

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is it poisoned, nanny? | sherlock holmes search

hey whaddap it's ya girl emrys

so i'm like damn near ten years late to this fandom but i am here i am queer and my disaster ass wants to roleplay the 2009 wb sherlock and its sequel, game of shadows

"isn't that the one with jude law and rdj?" some lone voice calls out from the back of the theater, their query echoing awkwardly in the open air .

"yeah!" i shout back, the response hanging still above the heads of the gathered crowd. someone shuffles, another coughs - somewhere, a child fusses and burbles uncertainly. the mass exchange uncertain glances, feet shuffling as if debating whether to stay or go.

i should again, "i'd really like to play against rdj's sherlock!" one hand cupped around half of my mouth. in an instant there's the sound of scraping chairs - *odd, as the crowd had been standing this whole time* - and feet making for the exit.

"BUT WAIT!" i cry. most leave, a few linger - startled to a halt by my sudden movement as i step closer to the edge of the stage.

"i'll split verse with you if you'd prefer! i'd happily exchange bbc for wb!" it's a last desperate attempt, knowing full well there aren't enough canons in one film canon enough to be enticing.

so yeah; more or less? i would adore a sherlock rp where you play the wonderful sherlock holmes for me and i will play anyone in the wb or bbc sherlock franchise you want

so with that out of the way here's just a quick rundown of me and my limits and how to get ahold of me!

me:

❖ twenty-three

❖ lady af

❖ gmt-8/gmt-7//pst/pdt

❖ au fiend

❖ rambles on and on

❖ has just the biggest dokis for tony stark (and fuckin sherlock homes now i guess! fuck!)

❖ disaster gay that is actually a disaster ace. ha ha! fooled you!

you:

❖ just really neato

❖ gentle regarding my limits

❖ if not hype then at least tolerant towards my incessant hype (because boy howdy and his pony partner it is incessant)

❖ probably an adult? probably an adult. i'd prefer it at least. i am like internet old and everything. it'd be best for everyone involved if the senior citizens keep to themselves

limits:

❖ tobacco products - hard pass

❖ drug paraphernalia - hard pass (excluding like hospital iv's and cold medicine)

❖ substance abuse - hard pass

❖ alcohol in general - mostly hard pass. no getting drunk plsnthx and if we could not talk about it at all that would be hella aces but i mean champagne toasts and wine at dinner is fine i suppose

❖ sexual abuse/sexual assault - hard pass

❖ smut - more of a fade to black person. but allusions, insinuations, jokes and funny hahas are always welcome

regarding limits:

because there’s one chucklefuck in every group and i’ve now expanded into two fandoms gonna lay down the law.

i am super 👏 fucking 👏 aware 👏 sherlock has issues with alcohol and drugs normally

guess what? don’t 👏 fucking 👏 care 👏

i’ve listed it as a limit, i’ve asked for you not to touch that shit with a thirty nine and a half foot pole that thurl ravencroft would be jealous of. so why people feel the need to roll up like BUT!!! YOU DO LIKE KNOW RIGHT?? WHAT IF I--

like no!! i don’t care!! this is fiction! and a hobby! it makes me uncomfortable and i should be able to say that without people trying to contest my comfort zone! if that shit is so important to you that you can’t write the character without it?? i hope you find a lovely rp partner but sorry to say i’m not it! we just ain’t gonna get along.

i’m sorry if i sound like a hellacious bitch but my god it just happens so fucking much and i’m tired y’all, emrys is fuckin’ exhausted.

that said.

i’m more than happy to accommodate any limit you have babes whether it contradicts canon or not <33

medium deets:

❖ i'm third person past/present fluctuating

❖ canon/oc for my side if it wasn't obvious

❖ m/f, f//, m// all fine by me but i prefer m/f and f//

❖ 250w minimum typically just because i enjoy it. i can also go as high as like 3,500 but probably not every post. and i type better than here i swear, if you want to ask me for samples go ahead! i’m happy to throw some posts at you.

❖ discord = email = gdocs > gaiaonline > pm's > threads > everywhere else

contact info:

❖ feel free to email me at [email protected] if you think you're miraculously picking up what i'm puttin' down

❖ you can also hit me up on discord at super secret boy band#8981

❖ pls make ur email title a song lyric so i know you got through everything thank you mwah mwah

❖ if you're messagin' me on discord just make your first message once i accept the friend req like a youtube link to a song or maybe a lyrics page before you get into hashin' deets

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vkndr · 7 years

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master cheryl x veronica post

This is my master post about cheryl x veronica relationship up to episode 7 (chapter seven: in a lonely place), so bare with my madness and you’ll see what I see.

Just have in mind that:

♛ I truly believe that Veronica Lodge is into girls, and that she’s at least pansexual or bisexual (but I can’t say that the writers know this too)

♛ I’m a little bit crazy and sometimes I see things where there’s none, so excuse me for that in advancement.

♛ I’ll be using what I think it’s foreshadow, popular references and reading between the lines.

♛ I’ll also be pointing out why I believe Veronica is queer (specially with Betty).

♛ I made this to my express my hopes that Cheryl and Veronica will become canon in terms of romantic feelings.

And please, join me into expanding this master post. Discuss with me and other all about it. Point me out if I’m wrong or extremely right about something. I love feedback.

So, I decided yesterday to do binge re-watching of all episodes, and I wrote while I was watching it. So here it is:

♛ Chapter One: The River’s Edge

♡ In the intro Jughead says ❝Get closer tho, and you’ll start seeing the shadows underneath❞ and that’s exactly what I’ll be doing here.

♡ Veronica is extremely happy finding a gay friend (Kevin) in Riverdale. This could mean a lot more than the cliche rich girl + her gay friend, after all if Veronica’s gay she will want to have another queer with her. The queer kids gotta stick together.

♡ Like someone already pointed out #There’s no heterosexual explanation for Cheryl turning around at the very moment Veronica comes to find a table, when none of her minions is even the slightest turned to see if the new girl was there. Like that’s a fucking gaydar or something. And she definitely checks Veronica out. And on the other hand Reggie turns like he’s not even interested. Mmm.

♡ The famous B&V kiss actually can mean A LOT.

Firstly, I think that V had a crush on B since the begging for sure.

V was okay with doing it, like it meant nothing new to her; she’s so used to kissing girls that it didn’t make the difference for her. But she thought it would mean something completely new and bold to Cheryl and her minions, when actually it doesn’t. Cheryl rolls her eyes, implying that what she saw did not impressed her and that she was bored. If you didn’t caught that then she throws that at their faces saying ❝Faux lesbian kissing hasn’t been taboo since 1994❞. This whole scene could be queerbaiting like many thinks it was, but this single scene could’ve also been done to show that neither Veronica or Cheryl were shocked with the idea of lesbianism; that is actually something normal for both of them.

♡ The aftermath that comes after the kiss is interesting as well. Veronica at some point says ❝I know what you need, Cheryl, because I know who you are. You would rather people fear than like you, so you traffic in terror and intimidation. You’re rich, so you’ve never been held accountable, but I’m living proof. That certainty, that entitlement you wear on your head like a crown? It won’t last. Eventually, there will be a reckoning. Or… Maybe that reckoning is now. And maybe, that reckoning… Is me.❞ Do I really need to say more? Veronica is the closest that Cheryl (besides maybe Josie) has that have been through most of the things she has. No one can understand Cheryl best than V can. And she just said that she's freaking messiahs or something that came to change the reality that Cheryl’s trapped into.

♡ V also says that she used to be a spoiled rich bitch ice princess, and that is the perfect way to describe Cheryl. ❝I was like Cheryl. I was worst than Cheryl….. I made a pact with myself to use this as an opportunity to become maybe, hopefully, a better version of myself.❞ Betty replies ❝That’s a lot of pressure.❞ and I believe that’s implied to Cheryl and Veronica relationship as well, and it’s what’s going to happen. Veronica will try to help Cheryl through what she’s going though, she’ll try to have Cheryl become the better version of herself. And that’s going to be a lot of pressure, it won’t be easy.

♡ Betty after says ❝When Polly and Jason got together… It meant everything to her and nothing to him, and… And things got super intense and weird and toxic and my mom turned on Polly. Said Polly wasn’t her daughter anymore, said all these awful things to her. Jason hurt Polly, but it’s my mom who broke her.❞ It could also be a foreshadow to Cheryl’s and Veronica future relationship. I’ll link this to Madelaine’s interview later on this post.

♛ Chapter Two: A Touch of Evil

♡ Veronica is poor af right now and she still manages to get Betty flowers and cupcakes flown from New York? #There’s no heterosexual explanation #So gay

♡ Veronica was checking Betty’s ass at practice or? #There’s no heterosexual explanation #So gay

♡ ❝Most of the time the people we like don’t like us back. Romeo and Juliet are the exception, not the rule.❞ Besides being my favorite quote so far, I can’t help myself relating this line to something that Madelaine said in a interview, that I’ll link to it later on this post.

♡ Cheryl calling Veronica closet monster I believe I don’t even have to mention the ambiguity here.

♡ Veronica calling Cheryl the anti-christ in the first episode and Cheryl calling Veronica the evil incarnated in the second episode. It must be love.

♡ Cheryl having her panic attack and Veronica going after her just proves my point that Veronica will try to help Cheryl become her best version. Why in the hell would she help if she despises Cheryl likes it’s implied in the first couple episodes? This scene breaks that.

♡ In the begging of the episode Veronica is more than eager to pair up with Betty in class, but in the end, when the principal and the sheriff comes for Cheryl we can see that Veronica paired up with her. Why if they’re not friends or anything? Ar this point Veronica is closer to Jughead after the core four hang out @ Pop’s than she’s with Cheryl.

♛ Chapter Three: Body Double

♡ When Veronica’s crying about the nasty comments about her, we can see a comment by Cheryl ❝I usually pity the poor, but❞ and Cheryl’s comment isn’t that bad, but if I was Veronica I’d be hating everyone who commented.

♡ The most awesome scene in this goddamn series: party’s @ Ethel’s. I just want to say a huge thank you very much for who created this scene, ‘cause it definitely made me realized that Veronica Lodge is for sure into girls. That look that she gives Betty can only be translated as ‘OMFG, UR SO HOT I WANT U SO BAD RN’, everyone can see it.

♡ I find it rather interesting that Veronica couldn’t sleep after torturing Chuck. Betty I understand, she went full psycho over him, but why V? She should’ve slept like a baby after getting the truth out of that jackass. My guess is that she was so overwhelmed with her attraction for Betty.

♛ Chapter Four: The Last Picture Show

♡ Veronica preferences on films ❝I vote for anything starring Audrey Hepburn. Or Cate Blanchett.❞ Me too girl, specially the Children’s Hour and Carol (both LGBT films with main lesbian characters with Audrey and Cate respectively)

♡ Cheryl saying ❝You are a Lodge, after all, and Lodges are known to have sticky fingers.❞ God, this sounded so dirty in my mind that I can’t even.

♡ #There’s no heterosexual explanation for Cheryl out of the blue deciding to sit with Kevin and Veronica at the drive-in after all that feud between the two of them. Like she just decided to sit there? SO RANDOM and weird. I don’t even know how to explain because I don’t even know what happened. It’s clear that Veronica couldn’t care less about Cheryl, trying to get her out to get more refill, but all Cheryl does is to ask Kevin to fetch more and when he does and Veronica starts to get away from Cheryl SHE JUST GET’S CLOSER TO VERONICA LIKE WHAT¿ SHE DOESN’T EVEN LIKE VERONICA. #So gay #So gay #So gay

♛ Chapter Five: Heart of Darkness

♡ Cheryl attacks Veronica while handing her the invitation for Jason's funeral ‘cause she’s Cheryl and Veronica is used to it. But Betty tries to reason her [Cheryl] behavior to Veronica, implying that Veronica actually got upset by Cheryl comments.

♡ Veronica decides that she’s done with her feud with Cheryl and the only way for it to end is by becoming friends. Or frenemies. Or girlfriends. And Cheryl accepts it in a heartbeat. For someone that despises Veronica she should at the very least five it a time to think about it, but instead she invites Veronica to her home, for a freaking sleepover. Too fast, like it was already planned. Veronica makes a face of ‘FML, if that’s what it takes for you to sop fighting’ but agrees to it.

♡ Penelope ❝Cheryl invited you. I have no idea why you’re here.❞ and to that Veronica replies ❝Me neither. I thought there’d be other girls.❞ and Cheryl doesn’t even bother to answer. # Random Cheryl moment

♡ Do I really need to mention the lingerie? Like c’mon, I know that’s to show that they are fancy girls, with the same background, but did they really needed to do that? Really?

♡ Let me just say that one of Veronica Lodge’s favorite hobbies is to look at pretty girls lips, and gurl, she does that not once, not twice, but four time in the gap of 5 minutes with Cheryl. #There’s no heterosexual explanation #So gay

♡ Veronica insists ❝Why did you invite me tonight? Why not Tina? Or Ginger? Aren’t they your besties?❞ And Cheryl gives her the truth ❝And yet, that night at the pep rally, after I had my panic attack, you helped me. Not them.❞ Okay, so Cheryl’s grateful for that but even after it happened she continued to treat Veronica like crap, like she forgot what Veronica did to her.

♡ How did they bonded over night so hard for Veronica to feel like she was that close enough to touch Cheryl’s hair like that? # Weird # Random Veronica moment

♡ Let’s just say that protective!Veronica is my favorite. And she was like that A LOT in this episode with Cheryl.

♡ She was so worried about Cheryl that she followed her and Penelope at a very private moment. I just think there’s a much deeper meaning in this scene where we can see Veronica looking to a broken Cheryl through the door crevice than I can put to words.

♛ Chapter Six: Faster, Pussycats! Kill! Kill!

(None Cheryl in this episode)

♡ Veronica holding Josie’s arms? # So gay In a regular squad you wouldn’t do that.

♡ And there’s the famous caption of that choker Veronica was using during the Pussycats performance. It’s exactly the same we see Cheryl using in episode 3. There’s who believes that they are actually the same and Cheryl gave it to her. I see other two options: they both have the same taste in accessories (that’s also because you can always see some girl at Riverdale wearing a choker, what’s with this town obsession with chokers?) or Veronica actually stole it. That would be kind funny given the whole Cheryl’s speech about searching bags in case of robbery in episode 5.

♛ Chapter Seven: In a Lonely Place

♡ Veronica really close to Josie at the club # So gay

So those are my thought while re-watching the episodes. Now it’s my thought about a certain interview that I find rather interesting that I already mentioned in a other post.

In this interview they asked Madelaine (Cheryl) if her character would get a love interest this season, and she said: YES. Cheryl will be having a love interest, later the season, more like a fling. She dares to say that everyone will love, man I can’t think of anyone besides Veronica that people are rooting Cheryl to be with. She even says that people will go crazy about it (read it WE’LL GIVE YOU CHERONICA), there’s no character already introduced that matches Cheryl. None. Only Veronica and a little bit of Josie. But no guy. People are against Cheryl involving romantically with Archie (maybe people will agree to it if it means Archie doesn’t get in the way of Bughead and Beronica), but anyway, let me link you guys to what I’ve said earlier:

Madelaine said that Cheryl doesn’t want a relationship. Maybe if (when) she gets with Veronica she won’t be ready for it. It’ll fell like it means everything to Veronica and nothing to Cheryl. And like it’s the CW they will fuck it up and will become a weird and toxic relationship and stuff. Idk, this is really a personal weird post-high thought. You shouldn’t take me seriously here.

♡ ❝Most of the time the people we like don’t like us back. Romeo and Juliet are the exception, not the rule.❞ Besides being my favorite quote of this series so far I can’t help myself relating this line to something that Madelaine said in a interview.

Madelaine said exactly ❝But of course, Cheryl doesn’t get what she wants because why would she ever?❞ Maybe her feelings is not mutual, maybe Veronica won’t be down for it.

Well, those are just what I think and hope will happen. As long as it becomes canon, cause seriously, they’d be the dumbest if they didn’t made a lesbian couple become canon in this series. Give us lady kisses.

And last but no least I recall seeing some people making parallels between Riverdale and Gossip Girl, and what I already saw is: Veronica/Blair, Betty/Serena, Jughead/Dan, then there’s Cheryl and Archie left and I think Archie/Nate is obvious, so it’s left Chuck for our dearest Cheryl. And just in case you don’t know or don’t remember, Chuck and Blair, Dan and Serena were endgame. Long live Cheronica and Bughead.

Again guys, give me your feed back and also if you guys could answer a quiz I’ve created about LGBTQ+ representation on TV Series would mean A LOT to me, and I’d be extremely grateful.

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