#no offense guys

[foreos]

man the hatchetfield rp blogs have got to start tagging better

#no offense guys #i support your right to have fun #but i don’t really care to read it #would like to be able to scroll through the tag without having to scroll past all of that #a lot of people are tagging and i appreciate that :)

[silly-mp3]

none of these men are ever getting married

#no offense guys #but let’s be honest when was the last time u talked to a woman

[fluffycat-wizard]

"Boypussy" -me to the great delight of my friends

#not dragonposting #they are easily amused #no offense guys

[glitchinginhyperfixis]

sorry for all the thiam posts everyone

#i need to follow other people that actually ship thiam lmao #no offense guys #you’re about to get a bunch of hizzie posts warning you now

[theunfated]

I hope the duelists on Master Duel know that I am watching YouTube and doing chores when they take 10 minutes+ for their turn

#no offense guys #but my kuriboh got me

[bottombaron]

oh ok so its the usual no-homo bullshit you always hear, good to know.

#wwdits #what we do in the shadows #guillermo de la cruz #nandor the relentless #nandermo #look im a reasonable guy #i dont get worked up easily and ive been around writers rooms and understand the pressures of writing a big show like wwdits #hell i even liked season 4 #but this has got to be one of the most offensive bs ive read that wasnt from 2015 #‘its only a small (but vocal) amount of people that actually want to see them together’ #‘their love isnt ~s*xual~ they dont need to kiss its more ~profound~ than that’ #‘you don’t REALLY want to see them together! (thats gross!)’ #also ‘the power dynamic is ~problematic~’??? are you kidding me??? #jfc its like someone literally got this out of the queerbating handbook from 2010 #and like yeah i know wwdits isnt queerbating but its queerness feels more performative when it treats an actual central relationship #like its a gross kinkything only a few freaks on the internet want #instead of a legitimate plausible story that deserves exploration #nandermo should be a triumph - a victory for the characters and something the writers should be pleased with writing #not…this. #like it’s some problem pressured reluctantly upon them that needs to be carefully defused #this has left a bad taste in my mouth

[ginumo]

this one goes out to all the canon-accurate dca truthers out there. also yeah hi these fuckers have me in a chokehold

#i apologize to the general freddy tag :headinhands: #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf security breach #fnaf sb #fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf dca #fnaf sun #fnaf moon #fnaf sundrop #fnaf moondrop #studying how do draw these fuckers #i wanna draw these guys as accurate to canon as possible bc they have a charm compared to like. all the promo art and general fanart #no offense. i rlly love all the drawings!!! its just that my priorities lie elsewhere in my case lol #again. sorry to the general fnaf tag for putting yet another post with these guys in there #(also also sorry if i dont use the right tags)

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Game night ruined.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #wang lingjiao #If the assorted Jiang disciples look familiar it's because they are the same as the disciples in the LWJ in Yunmeng Jiang AU comics! #I decided that if I was going to have background characters come up a lot I may as well solidify a few designs. #We are following MLP background character rules in the sense there are more disciples around but these guys fill in for them #Do they have names? No(t yet). #I just think the jiang disciples are very sweet and cute in the audio drama. I hope nothing bad happens to them. #(let me have me fun and whimsy with them before...you know...) #I feel like I totally missed an opportunity to set WLJ up as an 'Um Actually" girl. #“you're hitting on my man? UM ACTUALLY get BURNT” #“You want to fly kites? UM ACTUALLY It's offensive to my sect so get fucked” #“UM ACTUALLY we're setting up a supervisory office here” #“You want me to stay? UM ACTUALLY I think we pissed off some ghosts so I'm outtie <3” #Do you see the lost potential here? I'm furious at myself for not seeing it sooner.

[luna-lovegreat]

Currently obsessed with the idea that the boys go to Time for love advice, since "he's married so he knows this stuff right?"

I mean they couldn't recognize a wedding ring??? And neither did he???

And time was saying this in his youth I mean cmon

Twilight: So ancestor. What would you do if like. Malon left to another world and never came back

Time: ... bro Malon called me fairy boy and then we were married like what

Hyrule: So uhh old man. How does one. Meet a girl.

Time: By speaking to her I guess? Or not, Malon did the talking for me

Hyrule: riiiiight...

Wild *no tact*: Hey so like... what if your redheaded wife who's name started with M died.

Time: what?!?!

Wild, undeterred: but like before she proposed.

Time: ...

Wild: and you don't remember if you would have said yes. What's your advice for dealing with that?

Time: ... vent to a fairy?

Warriors: hey old man

Time: no no no not this one asking me please

Warriors: how do I get women to stop coming after me. So I can ya know. Choose without war trying to force me into relationships

Time: I can safely say I've never had that problem captain

Wars: of course not *smirks*

Wars: ok but seriously how do I make them go away

Time: ... wear a wedding ring so they think you're taken, I've got a shiny extra

Time: no no why- they won't stop, I don't know how to do love!

Time: ok well at least I have legend. That kid would never ask for advice, I'll sit by him.

Legend: so old man.

Time, looking forward to a normal conversation: yeah?

Legend: hypothetically, what would you do if you found out Malon didn't exist.

Legend: And her whole world didn't, but it did, and now it doesn't

Time: ...Excuse me for a minute.

Time, writing a letter as fast as he can: MALON HOW DO I GIVE LOVE ADVICE THEY THINK IM WISE

Malon: lol

Happy Valentine's Day guys, have a headcanon :P

The boys go to Time for love advice and Time spouts whatever wise-sounding bs he can, before shoving them all on Malon for therapy when they visit the ranch

Art and comic by Jojo @linkeduniverse! :D

#I'm just??? we have like three different times they went to him with love problems? guys he grew up in a forest raised by a tree #he proposed with a cosplay ring #Malon laughs her head off when he says they're going to him for advice #'babe I had to force you into understanding marriage' #'give me the boys I'll talk to them' #to the boys: 'listen Links don't stop going to him for love advice. ask about the most wierd traumatic shit you've been through' #'cook record his reactions this'll be hilarious' #'he's seemed wise...' 'he don't know shit kids he's quoting me' #Lu time #lu #linked universe #linkeduniverse #little did he know legend was the worst of them all #wars wears the glittery engagement ring he recommended with pride 'sorry I'm taken ladies in case you missed the sparkle' #technically Valentine's Day was 43 minutes ago but shhhh it's ok time doesn't know what love is either #I do not have several of the games or complete information #if I said something incorrect (or offensive ever) let me know :) #love you guys #:)

[quixoticanarchy]

sdfghjkl Jonathan calling Dracula's vampire ladies ‘awful’ and then immediately clarifying that he's casting no aspersions on women, women are great, Mina is a woman after all

#god forbid he even accidentally insult her while in absolute mortal peril! guy has priorities #now just learn not to make offensive generalizations about the local ppl too... #dracula daily #dracula #dracula spoilers #?

[joleneghoul]

Justice League International #2

#guy gardner #ted kord #this one goes out to grace #no offense to guy

[tesco-finest-aromantics]

i feel like the queer community lost when we started policing labels and making sure everyone used the Correct™ labels instead of letting a person decide what feels right for them

#caique posts #inspired by a post a trans guy made asking if it was okay for him to keep identifying as a lesbian even though he’s now a man #and all the comments telling him no because lesbians can’t be men #and also all the other posts of people asking if they’re ''allowed'' to use certain labels #why do you need permission? #who are you even asking permission from? #we’re not cops #do whatever you want forvever #also inspired by an article in a zine in the 80s/90s of two FtMs in a T4T relationship #one of them described the relationship as being between a butch and his sissy boy #i cannot ever imagine anyone calling themselves that nowadays #because of ''only lesbians can be butches'' and ''sissy is offensive'' discourse #i’m sure there are people out there who would want to describe their relationship like that but don’t feel they’re ''allowed'' to #anyway lots of baby queers are tying themselves in knots trying to figure themselves out #and they’re more concerned with using the Correct™ label instead of the one they feel most comfortable with #yeah i just don’t like it #knowing you’re queer should be a liberating feeling #instead of something anxiety-inducing because you’re worried if you’re using labels wrong

[snifsnoof]

some designs,, n silly comic becuase imagine if phone guy was literally just. a phone guy how did he get hired

#this isnt like offensive or anything right #im so sorry if it offends anyone😭 #my art #fnaf #five nights at freddys #security breach #roxanne wolf #glamrock chica #monty gator #montgomery gator #fanart #william afton #henry emily #phone guy #foxy #chica #bonnie

[hollow-keys]

Instinctively calling for Jamie FOUR regenerations later.

#okay the doctor referring to peri as past female companions is pretty par for the course #but a previous male companion? gah he just loved jamie so much he's still calling for him four generations later #i was like “peri why are you taking offense at being called a guy's name?” and then i realised i'm transgender #not exactly the best judge as a transmasc huh #doctor who #classic who #peri brown #sixth doctor #📨

[stolen-stardust]

“aw henry cavill cant play kaladin but what about dalinar?” you know dalinar’s also asian right

“oh uh how about taln” …taln is Black

“how abou” if the next name out of your mouth isn’t szeth then i will hand you copies of stormlight archive with every character descriptor highlighted so you realize literally every non-shin character is a person of color

#like okay TALN??? #TALN THE GUY WITH DARK SKIN AND LOCS?? #full offense how are y’all this bad at remembering character details. white isn’t the default!!!! #btw this is not a safe space for henry cavill #cosmere #stormlight archive #racism

[oh-mother-of-darkness]

The complete list of punishable offenses committed inside Wayne Manor, October 2022:

trapped a sibling inside a blanket, refused to let him out

performed full Broadway duet, at volume, during business hours (note: guilty parties clearly audible during televised video-call)

distributed list of suggested insults re: sibling’s new superhero identity

called mandatory meeting, presented 73-slide powerpoint (note: meeting ended early after guilty party attempted to begin a second, 106-slide presentation) (further note: resulting riot re-broke conference table)

organized house-wide protest of unnecessary meetings (note: protestors began communicating solely via overlong powerpoint, in parody of previous offender)

double dipped in humus platter

left refrigerator door open overnight

caused two extra PR meetings within one-month period

caused six extra PR meetings within one-month period

presented 208-slide powerpoint during PR meeting (note: guilty party’s access to powerpoint bank permanently revoked)

#hi :) #punishable offenses #original #bruce wayne #dick grayson #barbara gordon #jason todd #tim drake #cassandra cain #stephanie brown #damian wayne #duke thomas #fear not the pr guys thought it was very funny