#no she does not lol

[miquella-everywhere]

#ive seem so many people say that she does but imo #no #no she does not lol #möhg is smart enough to realize that he absolutely CANNOT take mal 1v1 #so he kidnapped miq while she was away on her campain #and then mal went comatose because of her bloom and then was carried back thanks to finlay #and when we awoke her she was 100% under the impression she that she was defending miq while he was still slumbering in the haligtree #at least thats how i see it lol #god she is so tragic 😭 #malenia blade of miquella #elden ring #uri posts

[la-vie-ennrose]

She was dying but she was living

And he couldn't live even though he was alive

It was ironic really

He wondered sometimes

How she seemed so alive

Perhaps

It was the way she expressed eveything so profoundly

The way she felt things so intensely

As if she would never feel again

Perhaps it was the way she laughed

As if she would never get to laugh again

Perhaps it was the way she lived

As if...

She would never live again

Perhaps that's what made her different

Awareness

That her time was finite

Shorter than everyone else's

That she would fade away soon enough

Like the last sunrays of the evening

She would disappear along the setting sun

And there will not be a next day

A falling petal of a flower

She was bound to vanish soon

Her seemingly eternal life, a mirage

Her tomorrow losing its meaning forever

#random thoughts #mia knows how to write? #no she does not lol #just put up some words together

[inkskinned]

i got rickrolled today but it didn't work because i have adblocker installed, so youtube just told me i violated the terms of service. yesterday i was trying to edit a picture as a joke for my girlfriend, and google made me check a box to prove i'm human because i wasn't "searching normally".

it isn't just that capitalism is killing fun and whimsy, it is that any element of entertainment or joy is being fed upon by this mosquito body, one that will suck you dry at any vulnerability.

do you want to meet new friends in your city? download this app, visit our website, sign up for our email list. pay for this class on making a terrarium, on candlemaking, on cooking. it will be 90 dollars a session. you can go to group fitness, but only under our specific gym membership. solve the puzzle, sign up for our puzzle-of-the-month-club. what is a club if not just a paid opportunity - you are all paying for the same thing, which makes you a community.

but you're like me, i know it - you're careful, you try the library meetings and the stuff at the local school and all of that. the problem is that you kind of want really specific opportunities that used to exist. you are so grateful for libraries and the publicly-funded things: they are, however, an exception - and everything they have, they've fought tooth-and-nail to protect. you read a headline about how in many other states, libraries have virtually nothing left.

do you want to meet up with your friends afterwards? gift your friends the discord app. you can choose to go to a cafe (buy a coffee, at least), a bar (money, alcohol) or you can all stay in and catch a movie (streaming) or you can all stay in bed (rent. don't get me started) and scream (noise complaint. ticket at least).

you want to read a new book, but the book has to have 124 buzzwords from tiktok readers that are, like, weirdly horny. you can purchase this audiobook on audible! your podcast isn't on spotify, it's on its own server, pay for a different site. fuck, at least you're supporting artists you like. the art museum just raised their ticket price. once, they had a temporary exhibit that acknowledged that ~85% of their permanent art galleries were from cis white men, and that they had thousands of works by women (even famous women, like frida! georgia o'keefe!) just rotting in their basement. that exhibit lasted for 3 months and then they put everything away again.

walmart proudly supports this strip of land by the street! here are some flowers with wilting leaves. its employees have to pay out-of-pocket for their uniforms. my friend once got fined by the city because she organized a community pick-up of the riverfront, which was technically private property.

no, you cannot afford to take that dance class, neither can i. by the way - i'm a teacher. i'm absolutely not saying "educators shouldn't be paid fairly." i'm saying that when i taught classes, renting a studio went from 20 bucks an hour to 180 in the span of 6 months. no significant changes to the studio were made, except they now list the place as updated and friendly. the heat still doesn't work in the building. i have literally never seen the landlord who ignores my emails. recently they've been renting it out at night as an "unusual nightclub; a once-in-a-lifetime close-knit party." they spent some of those 180 dollars on LEDs and called it renovating. the high heels they invite in have been ruining the marley.

do you want to experience the old internet? do you want to play flash games or get back the temporary joy of club penguin? you can, you just need to pay for it. i have a weird, neurodivergent obsession with occasionally checking in to watch the downfall and NFT-ification of neopets. if i'm honest with you all - i never got into webkins, my family didn't have the money to buy me a pointless elephant. people forget that "being poor" can mean literally "if i buy you that toy, i can't afford rent."

you and i don't have time to make good food, and we don't have the budget for it. we are not gonna be able to host dinner parties, we're not made of money, kid. do you want some kind of 3rd space? a space that isn't home or work or school? you could try being online, but - what places actually exist for you? tiktok counts as social media because you see other people on it, not because they actually talk to you.

there was a local winter tradition of sledding down the hill at my school. kids would use pizza boxes and jackets and whatever worked, howling and laughing. back in september, they made a big announcement that this time, rules were changing, and everyone must pay 10 dollars to participate. when im not scared shitless, i kind of appreciate the environmental irony - it hasn't gone below 40. so much for snow & joyriding.

i saw a bulletin for a local dogwalking group and, nervous about making a good first impression, showed up early. the first guy there grimaced at me. "sorry," he said. "there's a 30-dollar buy-in fee." i thought he was joking. wait. for what? the group doesn't offer anything except friendship and people with whom to walk around the city.

he didn't know the answer. just shrugged at me. "you know," he said. "these days, everything costs money."

#spilled ink #warm up #“why did u tag it warm up” bc i wrote it off the cuff while drinkin coffee lol #btw the 30 dollar buy in for the dog walking is bc they pay the organizer a small pittance so she can #run fb ads and stuff and like she does put in a lot of work i don't mind paying her #but that's exactly what im fucking talking about like. #ppl can't afford to volunteer their time anymore and we all understand it!!! everything costs money for everyone! #like we didn't have to use to say ''do you mind paying me back for the stuff we ate'' #we used to be able to afford to feed our friends once in a while!!!

[harboretum]

Like clockwork

#cat #cats #diary comics #artists on tumblr #she's not a munchkin but she does have unusually short legs lol

[zoe-oneesama]

Maybe delay that reunion for a while.

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#lol at people on the last page like 'what about Zoe? why does she have to leave?' #guys she doesn't LIVE here she was just visiting! #scarlet lady #scarlet lady au #scarlet lady comic #blue blood #episode 53 part 31

[yardsards]

someone pointed out that milsiril sniffs the top of kabru's head like parents of newborns do with their babies, and i haven't been able to stop thinking abt it

like. ma'am. that is a wholeass preteen.

#i think it was on twitter or reddit that i saw this pointed out? i go there sometimes when i run out of new posts abt fav characters on here #eliot posts #dunme #dungeon meshi #dm spoilers #dungeon meshi spoilers #kabru #milsiril #she really does treat him like a baby huh #woman who has raised multiple short lived children but still does not grasp their maturity levels #despite them being quite visibly Not Babies #my beautiful woman with Issues. #lmk if i missed any instances of her doing this lol #edit: dug up the post! #i have linked it

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 271

“Grandmother is visiting,” Damian suddenly said with no warning and with his usual not-quite demanding tone. 

“Who?” Tim wasn’t the only one to startle, seeing as Bruce had practically froze, a downturn to his lips in a silent show of confusion. 

Damian scowled. “Are you deaf Drake? Grandmother is coming to Gotham to, quote, make sure I am being properly cared for.” None of them had known that Ras was with anyone actually. At least Tim was pretty sure that would have been in the files. 

“Oh?” Dick didn’t quite crouch to Damian’s height but it was a near thing. “She-” “He,” Damian corrected, interrupting him. They all exchanged a glance before Dick continued. 

“Is he coming to the Manor or…” 

Damian scoffed again, a tiny bit of a flush against his face. “No, Grandmother will most likely be staying with Akhi-”

Now wait one moment-

“YOU HAVE ANOTHER BROTHER?!” 

#DCxDP #DPxDC #Prompts #Deadly Decisions #Danny & Ras are the homoerotic rivals that no one knows if they’re flirting or attempting a murder #It’s actually both they’re just also both Immortal #Danny to Jason: You can become a crime lord if you finish college- you’ve said you wanted to get a degree this is ur chance #Dusan (nodding): Mother has made all of us finish at least our basic education nephew #Why yes this does mean that RH has just made the heads in a duffel bag debut & the bats have no clue it’s Jason #Normally Danny wanders the universe but RAS (affectionately derogatory) HOW DARE U TRY TO HIDE THE GRANDCHILDREN #Morally Gray Danny #He’s well over 300 and that has an affect lol #Also has some fun fae vibes thx to his ghost half & human half finally balancing out #Let Jason & Damian be brothers #Tiny Damian: Akhi look I found a frog :> #Jason (newly not brain damaged & has no clue who this small child is): …. That’s great #Tiny Damian: *GASP* Akhi you can talk now :D #Fuck it- all the Al Ghuls deserve fangs from ecto contamination #Is Danny actually Dusan & Talia’s mother? No one knows and no one wants to ask the probably immortal fae being okay #Danny brought Damian a ghost hound puppy & Jason an original signed Pride & Prejudice book #How come Bruce wasn’t aware of Danyal? Talia forgot to inform him that the mother she was speaking of is in fact still alive #He disappears for a decade sometimes longer she was using past terms how was he supposed to know

[timetodiverge]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

OMEGA YOU LITTLE TROUBLEMAKER

#she knows EXACTLY what shes doing ahahaha #TOOTHPICK SUPREMACY #omega copying the “grownups” around her is my fave running joke #OMEGA SEE OMEGA DO #omgggg Hunter's FACE #Crosshair has no idea how to take this #had to reallly get close to confirm she does in fact have a toothpick in her mouth lol #tbb #the bad batch #the bad batch season 3 #tbb spoilers #the bad batch spoilers #tbb omega #tbb crosshair #tbb hunter

[vulcan-moon]

team dark week #3: power/control

shadow and rouge sparring session! in normal hand to hand combat (no skates, no flying, no chaos control, no gadgets), i think rouge could hand shadow's ass to him bc she's had more formal training lol

#my art #fanart #digital art #rouge the bat #shadow the hedgehog #shth #team dark #team dark week #teamdarkweek #also like she's so strong how the hell does she lift omega in sonic heroes #only respect for my favourite bat #also this one was v self indulgent #and partly an excuse to do pose studies lol #sonic #sonic fandom

[batbabydamian]

it’s so funny to me Damian made and wore this suit for ONE meeting with his mom 😭

shown in the “Demon or Detective?” backups in Batman (2016) #106 and Detective Comics #1034!

#talia al ghul #damian wayne #when Talia tells Damian “you are just as theatrical as your father” she was right!! #she also sums up how Damian’s kinda at rock bottom at this point so she’s gotta at least find it impressive he made it… #even if it’s a bit silly LOL #if he wore ​the original full Demon design he could’ve pulled that cape reveal thing for the new Robin suit for maximum drama HAHA #ykw?? he made the redbird outfit for one outing too lol how many costumes does he have lying around #batbabyart

[spinaart]

hey leader!!!

#persona 3 #p3 fanart #makoto yuki #minato arisato #junpei yori #yukari takeba #i think their trio dynamic is the most overlook in any game #we talk about makoto in relation to anyone else but i always find it fascinating how #despite being the bro character. junpei initially resents makoto and actively has to work towards understanding him #as opposed to other bro characters who immediately love the protagonist #and i love how yukari learns to open up to him even through her own trust issues AND his aloof general attitude #to the point she behaves how she does in the answer (iykyk) #which is in my opinion (and like no one elses lol) one of the most compelling characterizations in a female character in persona #ok rants over. i just love these guys and i think they are sadly underappreciated #art #fanart #spin draws

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

#HE'D DO IT TO EVERYONE #He's like 'lol ur short' #NO YOU'RE JUST AN AMAZONIAN #he kept doing it to Miles 😭 #DO YOU SEE IT #He does it to people to mess with them 😭😭😭 #everyone except Pavi #and Diane cause she's too tall #They're basically eye level #spiderman #atsv #spider man #marvel #across the spiderverse #hobie brown #spider punk #spiderpunk

[booasaur]

Renegade Nell (2024) - 1x06

#renegadenelledit #renegade nell #nell jackson #polly honeycombe #louisa harland #ashna rabheru #renegade nell 1x06 #nell x polly #femslash related stuff #it's been so long since I've posted a gifset I forgot what I did lol #but I've finally come to terms with some things and am finally in a mood to post #funnily enough despite not seeking out anything with f/f I keep finding it #I've had this set ready for a week #I wouldn't watch the show for it but it was a pleasant surprise #SW never lets me down #actually she lets me down a lot #and this one made me realize that unequal f/f is a pattern with her... #not sure where this is meant to go since nell has kind of barely acknowledged it #but the visual here #I liked the colorblind casting too #also unrelated but when that sofia actress does a f/f role the DA/ADC/KM people will be allll over her #actually I wouldn't be surprised if there are nell/sofia shippers #but their dynamic wasn't a fun kind of enemies to me

[constarlations]

Pokémon Timeskip Series: Battle Legend Lyra 🍒🍂

One of the two Johto-Kanto champions, Lyra is best known for her bright and cheery down to earth attitude both on and off the battle field! She likes to travel ALOT you can find her in coffee shops in Kalos or surfing the waves in Alola or just about anywhere with her Fiancé, Silver by her side and never turns down a challenge to a good battle (even if she accidentally sweeps the other person’s team whoops) Her favorite drink is boba tea, her birthday is March 4th, she has a crippling gatcha AND otome addiction, and is 165 cm tall but that’s all for text no one is gonna read aaaaaa-

Drew out my timeskip Lyra due to me wanting to update a few things in regards to her design (can’t believe it’s been almost two years since my timeskip designs HELP) but I hope you enjoy!

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#pokemon #Trainer Lyra #Pokemon hgss #Lyra pokemon #Art #Her team is actually inspired by my SacredGold run btw! Hence why she has a Glaceon ha ha #(and she has a Farigiraf and Phanpy as well but I forgot to put them sorry) #pokemon timeskip #hgss #-points at her- they don’t know she’s my favorite (next to dawn) #I love her design so much she’s so hello Kitty ok she’s sooooo strawberry shortcake alright #Minnie mouse looking ass I love her so fucking much #she and silver are married cause I said so #it’s actually vague in my verse if she’s the npc role btw cause she DOES have the hgss mom and Ethan has the GSC mom! Also I’m super biased #Kris is the only one who’s truly a npc lol (lab assistant) #My ethan is a blend of npc Ethan and gold so my Lyra is a bit of Pokemas Lyra but also my own hcs if that makes sense #Also she and Kris are sisters!!! V important!!!! They are hello Kitty and Mimi to me if you compare the two I’ll explode you with my mind!! #gotta upload my art on tumblr but I’m lazy as hell lmfao #anyways uhhhhh #Hanamaru kunikida vibes for her btw…. please listen to Akogare Ranraran for full Lyracore vibes for this image thx #ALSO…. LISTEN TO LOVELY LOVELY STRAWBERRY BY KUBO YURIKA FOR MAXIMUM VIBES OF MY LYRA INTERPRETATION THX #Ok bye lol #Ally draws stuff

[melmedarda]

"I missed you little man." ⸻ VI & EKKO, Arcane

#who else feels like their heart is being ripped from their chest??? a raise of hands? no one else? just me??? #i feel sooo ill #SHE HOLDS THE BACK OF HIS HEAD THE SAME WAY SHE DID WHEN THEY WERE KIDS #throwing myself off a 19034892384 million foot sky scraper does anyone want something? #idc idc that's her little brother #arcane vi #arcane #arcane ekko #vi #ekko #ekko arcane #arcane league of legends #arcane lol #arcaneedit #arcane netflix #animationedit

[soapyakships]

goodness gracious

#prsk #prosekai #prjsk #project sekai #toya aoyagi #my art #funny how i drew toya but akito's card was my fave from the world link set #actually this was inspired by how i was showing the cards to my friend and she said didnt like how that guy (toya) looked so out of place o #and i was like '??? but why? toya and an are meant to be matching in the set so why does only toya look out of place?' #then she said she sees akt khn and an leaning a bit but toya is literally just standing there and my eyes OPENED i heard the gears turning #like she was like 'it would be better if he was at an angle or if he was leaning' and that made me drew this lol